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Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy

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Speaker 1: away dot com or call.

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Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y Away. When we look at

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Speaker 2: society as a whole and we focus on the bad

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Speaker 2: people that are part of it, you've basically got the thieves,

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Speaker 2: the predators, and the people who leave their Christmas lights

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Speaker 2: up into January, who.

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Speaker 3: Up until July.

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Speaker 2: Can I not be ridiculous? Just admit you're a terrible

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Speaker 2: person who likes giving the middle finger to all of

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Speaker 2: your neighbors. That's why we call a lady today from

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Speaker 2: the homeowners Association to let her know she has crossed

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Speaker 2: the line of decency and decorum in our community and

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Speaker 2: she must pay. In your phone, jab right now.

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Speaker 3: It's another twenty Hello.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, you answered, so you're not on vacation for

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Speaker 2: the last month.

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Speaker 1: But what.

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Speaker 2: This is Emily?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I recognize this number.

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Speaker 2: No, this is Paul from the homeowners Association. I don't

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Speaker 2: think I know you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Hi, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was recently elected to the president. Okay, the reason

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Speaker 2: for my call is, I'll try to be brief. You

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Speaker 2: still have your Christmas lights up?

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Speaker 3: I don't understand.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: You don't understand you don't have them up.

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Speaker 3: And I know I have them.

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Speaker 4: Wait a minute, so you're calling from the h oay

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Speaker 4: to complain about the fact that my Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I threw up.

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Speaker 2: I'm not complaining. I'm just stating the fact that you

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Speaker 2: still have them up. Can we just agree on that part.

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Speaker 4: I do not understand what this business is of yours.

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Speaker 4: If you're not complaining about them, why are we talking.

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Speaker 2: Other neighbors have said that you would be difficult, so

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Speaker 2: I'm seeing.

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Speaker 3: What they're Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Look, you realize that it's according to the bylaws, they

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Speaker 2: should have been down weeks ago.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm not all that concerned about what.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm not even interested in your answer. I'm just

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Speaker 2: here to tell you you've occurred fines of fifty dollars

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Speaker 2: a day, So extrapolate that to today's date. You owe

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Speaker 2: us thirteen hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna have to get a lawyer around this.

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Speaker 3: This is child lawyer Janet that called you.

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Speaker 2: There's no need to bring the other neighbors into this.

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Speaker 2: This isn't a dispute. You violated the bylaws.

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Speaker 3: Then I could understand it like I had out on

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Speaker 3: my sidewalk, which, by the way, Janet does all the time.

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Speaker 4: Got it? Got it?

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Speaker 2: Can you just shut up for a second, because all

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Speaker 2: I need is to check excuse me, thirteen hundred and

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Speaker 2: fifty dollars.

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Speaker 3: I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 2: This is actually making a little bit more sense because

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Speaker 2: I went up and I saw your furniture through the

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Speaker 2: window of your house, and it looks like you probably

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Speaker 2: don't have them to pay the fine.

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Speaker 1: What is that?

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Speaker 2: What this is?

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Speaker 4: Look through my windows just to make sure you were home.

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Speaker 3: How did you get elected?

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Speaker 2: Paul? Sure, we could talk about me being the president

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Speaker 2: of the HOA, but we can both agree that your

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Speaker 2: furniture looks a little worn like you got it for

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Speaker 2: free off Craigslist.

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Speaker 4: How dare you criticized mike furniture?

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Speaker 2: What? I'm just being honest. I didn't even mention how

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Speaker 2: I feel about your car.

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Speaker 4: Yes, let's talk about my car. It's a Toyota. You've

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Speaker 4: got something against Toyota.

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Speaker 2: Exactly in this neighborhood.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Look, I don't know if you've noticed, there's mostly rivions

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Speaker 2: and Tesla's on your block. So if you could just

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Speaker 2: go park your trash heap in a different neighborhood, then

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Speaker 2: you can uber back over here. We would really appreciate that.

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Speaker 4: There is no same way that this is real. This

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Speaker 4: has to be a joke. There's no way that somebody

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Speaker 4: in charge would actually talk like this.

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Speaker 2: Okay, as I said before, I just got elected and

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Speaker 2: I planned to rule this neighborhood with an iron fist.

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Speaker 2: And if you don't feel like paying, there is a

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Speaker 2: clause in your agreement that allows us to legally airbn

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Speaker 2: be your home to make up for the losses.

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Speaker 4: That is legal.

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Speaker 2: It just relax, it's just on weekends.

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Speaker 4: What clearly, I'm going to live in my house on

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Speaker 4: the weekends and.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no no. So you're you're gonna live

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Speaker 2: out in your piece of car in your driveway and

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Speaker 2: then we'll here's some guests come and stay inside your house.

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Speaker 4: You are not going to air be and be in

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Speaker 4: my house for whatever this bull fine you made up

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Speaker 4: is that is not happening.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we're gonna try. We'd be lucky to find

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Speaker 2: anybody that's willing to stay in that place.

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Speaker 4: But enough of your insult and this tonn of sending attitude.

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Speaker 4: You need to tell me about your life and your

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Speaker 4: house that you live in your car, and your kids

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Speaker 4: and your horrible white what. What the hell do you

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Speaker 4: get off?

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Speaker 2: Did people tell you about my kids?

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Speaker 4: It's a manipulative Stop it, Paul, I know what you're doing.

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Speaker 4: Stop it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I know my kids were voted in the

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Speaker 2: neighborhood as second glias children out of any of the houses, but.

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Speaker 4: There is no hold like children.

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Speaker 2: Fine, I guess we're admitting I made up something to

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Speaker 2: excuse me thanks to your husband Eric.

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Speaker 3: What.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was his idea to prank you because my

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Speaker 2: real name is jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 2: we're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm serious. Eric said that you guys have been

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Speaker 2: keeping your lights up forever and you haven't been wanting

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Speaker 2: to take him down. He thought maybe this could convince you.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm going to get him. Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 3: Sorry I yelled at.

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Speaker 1: You so much.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna get him and you're gonna get a new

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Speaker 2: couch so that it's not such an ice.

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Speaker 4: I'm thinking right now, you made me so mad.

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Speaker 2: I made you mad. You called my kids hideous. Started it, okay,

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Speaker 2: let's just call it even cool yet? Up? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with poom tabs Wenkday Mornings on

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Speaker 3: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,