Speaker 1: The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: Part one, I hang a scene with a member of
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 3: For the first time ever. We are doing best bits
Speaker 3: from the cruise and joining me is none other than Lunchbox.
Speaker 3: What's up, lunchy?
Speaker 1: I am up?
Speaker 2: This cruise is bananas, bananas.
Speaker 3: We are really having the time of our lives over here.
Speaker 2: Like these people do not stop, Like I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: there's something going on all the time. And there's people
Speaker 2: there all the time, and they don't go to sleep
Speaker 2: and they don't eat.
Speaker 1: They just drink and they Yeah, they used.
Speaker 3: To be you, Like, these are people used to be you,
Speaker 3: and now you're such an old man you're trying to
Speaker 3: sleep all the time.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not that I'm an old man. It's
Speaker 2: you have to talk to every single person.
Speaker 1: Do you know how tiring that is?
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm doing it with you. I do.
Speaker 2: I do understand, man.
Speaker 3: But also, you used to thrive in this environment. All
Speaker 3: you've ever wanted is to be famous.
Speaker 1: No, no, I am famous, and it feels great.
Speaker 2: It is great. It is just it's a lot. It's fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but every time I talk to you, you're like,
Speaker 3: I either need a nap or I need to eat.
Speaker 3: Those are like the two levels that you hit.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: I mean it is now two o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: I've had breakfast. That's all I've gotten to eat because
Speaker 2: I've been working the whole.
Speaker 3: Time, working and having fun. You're right, you were doing
Speaker 3: some bingo, which is fun.
Speaker 2: I was doing bingo, I was doing blackjack, but they
Speaker 2: did not give me any food. And then I went
Speaker 2: to go order a sandwich and you said, we don't
Speaker 2: have to dive run a sandwich. We got a record
Speaker 2: best bets.
Speaker 1: I did it, and you grabbed me by the ear
Speaker 1: and I drugged me up.
Speaker 2: Here you act like.
Speaker 3: I'm your mother, which has been kind of an ongoing
Speaker 3: theme on this cruise. Everybody's like, are you as handler?
Speaker 3: Are you his mom? And honestly, kind of a combination
Speaker 3: of the two. I have to round you up quite
Speaker 3: a few times.
Speaker 1: I do appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, keep in track of you. It sure you
Speaker 3: don't fall off the boat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's pretty cool. Like it's a little weird
Speaker 2: being out here in this big thing called a boat.
Speaker 2: I don't know how it floats, first of all, and
Speaker 2: then also not being able to see land very weird.
Speaker 3: You know, you are really lucky though, because this cruise
Speaker 3: in particular, we haven't really been that far from land
Speaker 3: the whole time, right, Like we've been circling the Bahamas
Speaker 3: the whole time since we left NASA, We've seen Bimini.
Speaker 3: We're just kind of floating out here at seagoing six
Speaker 3: miles an hour.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3: So like we're really not far. If you did fall overboard,
Speaker 3: you could swim to shore.
Speaker 2: Well no, no, I'm not talking about me falling overboard.
Speaker 3: Then what are you worried about, like not being able
Speaker 3: to see things.
Speaker 1: If something happens with the boat.
Speaker 3: We just sink like the Titanic.
Speaker 2: Well I need to see land so I could swim there.
Speaker 3: That's what I said. If you go overboard, we're close
Speaker 3: enough you could swim right now.
Speaker 2: I doubt it.
Speaker 1: I'm not a very good swimmer.
Speaker 3: I did learn that about you. You and Ray. Ray
Speaker 3: can't swim and you swim like doggy paddle style.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Did you never have swimming lessons as a kid?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Probably did.
Speaker 2: I was on swim team for a couple of minutes
Speaker 2: and then I.
Speaker 3: Quit minutes, Like really just a couple of mins.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know how long, but I mean, it's just
Speaker 2: been so long since I really swam.
Speaker 3: Okay, So who's teaching your kids how to swim though?
Speaker 1: Professionals?
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're gonna take them somewhere to learn how
Speaker 3: to know?
Speaker 2: We did. We took them somewhere, and then we had
Speaker 2: a sixteen year old high school kid teaching them.
Speaker 1: And then now it's just like.
Speaker 2: They're going to learn the more they're in the pool.
Speaker 2: We realized the more they just learn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. But I'm just you know, thinking about
Speaker 3: their dad not being able to swim.
Speaker 2: What happened the middle I can swim?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. It was pretty sad. I'm not going
Speaker 3: to watch you swim. What do you mean you're kind
Speaker 3: of doing like the little doggy paddle.
Speaker 2: I was taking my time. We weren't racing. We were
Speaker 2: just lollygagging in the ocean. It wasn't like I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: swim here to here in thirty seconds. I would have,
Speaker 2: you know, put some mustard into it.
Speaker 3: But there was no You would have put some mustard
Speaker 3: in it, yeah, I would some mayonnaise too, No, just mustard, okay, And.
Speaker 1: I would have done it a little bit better.
Speaker 2: Instead, I was just got a lollygagging in the water.
Speaker 2: You were no big deal.
Speaker 3: It was an interesting In fact, I learned it's just
Speaker 3: not your guys a strong suit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so I got to really improve. I needed
Speaker 2: to go to do adult swim lessons because when I'm
Speaker 2: on Survivor, you gotta.
Speaker 1: Be able to swim.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't think about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I got to get adult lessons.
Speaker 3: You need to do that before, just in case you
Speaker 3: ever get your shot, you're ready to go.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I've got to get adult lessons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like sooner rather than later, and for your own survival.
Speaker 2: Yes, in general. Yeah, and he did.
Speaker 3: We're floating in the way. Is that you did good
Speaker 3: at So let's talk about our trips off of the boat.
Speaker 3: We'll get back to the boat. Go. The first one
Speaker 3: we did was Key West, and we rented a golf
Speaker 3: car and we went around the island drive in.
Speaker 1: We rented a golf cart.
Speaker 2: Now they're called.
Speaker 3: Golf cars, yep. I mean my fiance sells them.
Speaker 2: So I've never been in a golf car. I've been
Speaker 2: in a golf.
Speaker 3: Car called golf cars, golf carts are the ones that
Speaker 3: used to be like only go like a certain speed
Speaker 3: and they didn't have engines and stuff. Those were golf carts.
Speaker 3: But now the ones that they sell that most people
Speaker 3: have that are like street legal and stuff their golf cars.
Speaker 2: The more you know, never knew that, The more you know,
Speaker 2: I'll call it a golf cart.
Speaker 3: Anyways, we rented one on Key West and where all
Speaker 3: did we go? We went, Oh, we went to the
Speaker 3: Hemingway house. Yeah, and saw the polydactyl cats what they're called. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the six toe beans.
Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you something about that house. It
Speaker 2: smelled like pea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it did smell.
Speaker 1: It's kind of gross.
Speaker 3: And it was really humid in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so the pee smelled really bad. So I
Speaker 2: was like, let's get out of here. But it was fun.
Speaker 3: I had a lot of the cats, Yeah, and it
Speaker 3: was cool.
Speaker 2: I mean the oldness of the house. And if I
Speaker 2: knew who Ernest himinguen Way was him in a way,
Speaker 2: if I knew, what's.
Speaker 3: With you like with the rebeat like Vimy and Himanway,
Speaker 3: Well you just said what was his name again?
Speaker 2: So I said it again.
Speaker 3: His name's Ernest Himanway.
Speaker 2: I don't know what he wrote, so it's not really
Speaker 2: that cool to me. But it was a cool old house.
Speaker 2: And I know he was a writer, but I didn't
Speaker 2: read his stuff.
Speaker 3: He's a famous writer, for sure, and there's only one
Speaker 3: that I think I know. Let me see.
Speaker 1: No, you didn't read him.
Speaker 3: There's only one book that I think i've ever might
Speaker 3: have read from him, and I don't know for sure.
Speaker 3: So that's why I'm googling his most famous books.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me see.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll wait, don't hurry.
Speaker 3: We'll go ahead and talk about something we did. We
Speaker 3: were all petting the No, we pat the cats.
Speaker 1: The cats was cool.
Speaker 2: But I don't know if it's worth nineteen dollars to
Speaker 2: get into that museum.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was worth it to me just to pet
Speaker 3: the cats. I cared about that more than I.
Speaker 2: Did animal shelter and pack cats.
Speaker 3: Not six toe bean kiddies. They're all running around, happy
Speaker 3: as can be, climbing trees. There was one to sleep
Speaker 3: in a gutter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was hanging out the side of the house.
Speaker 1: That was fine.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think I read he has a garden
Speaker 3: of eden.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he.
Speaker 3: Has a lot of them, and yes, I feel like
Speaker 3: maybe I did.
Speaker 2: Did he did he write Where the Sidewalk Ins?
Speaker 3: No, that's not him.
Speaker 2: Oh I read that in school. How about Curious George
Speaker 2: Goes to the Zoo?
Speaker 3: He did not read that one either.
Speaker 2: What about Curious George Goes to the Chocolate Shop?
Speaker 3: Okay, now you're just making I think I read one
Speaker 3: of these? Then what book is that?
Speaker 2: It's Curious George? Curious George joins the soccer team? Do
Speaker 2: you read that?
Speaker 3: Junie B. Jones?
Speaker 2: Who Juni B Jones?
Speaker 3: Those were the best books?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: Jenny B.
Speaker 2: Jones?
Speaker 3: She was like a kid and she was going through
Speaker 3: a life and had all these crazy moments and there's
Speaker 3: oh gosh, there's like forty or fifty of them. They're
Speaker 3: just these little chapter books.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know jod B.
Speaker 2: Jones, Juny V.
Speaker 3: Jones?
Speaker 2: Are you saying, Junie JUNI never heard of her? What
Speaker 2: about Encyclopedia Brown you read that? Oh? Man, we had
Speaker 2: different childhood What about Maniac McGee?
Speaker 3: Anyway, so we did go to ask my question. I
Speaker 3: don't know that is I just stated we had different childhoods.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Maniac McGee and my mom would read that to
Speaker 1: me at night.
Speaker 3: So your maniac McGee.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't even I remember there.
Speaker 1: Was a frog in it.
Speaker 3: Do you identify more with Curious George or maniac McGee?
Speaker 2: Oh, Curious George.
Speaker 3: That was curious Monkey.
Speaker 1: That was my jam.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you dress up as it one year two with
Speaker 3: your kids.
Speaker 2: I was the man in the yellow hat and my
Speaker 2: middle son was Curious George for Halloween.
Speaker 1: Was pretty cool.
Speaker 3: So we did do that. We did heavywey house and
Speaker 3: then what we do We went to there was like
Speaker 3: a four beach state park.
Speaker 2: No, we went to a bar.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, we popped in a bar, but not very long.
Speaker 1: And then we went to breakfast.
Speaker 3: We did eat breakfast at the breakfast club too, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it was bombed. We had a pancake charcoterie board.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the pancake charcooterie board was dumb.
Speaker 2: Why was it dumb?
Speaker 3: It tasted so good.
Speaker 1: It was way too many pancakes.
Speaker 3: We ate almost all of that.
Speaker 2: We ate half.
Speaker 3: That's not true. We had four left and there was fourteen,
Speaker 3: so it was all right.
Speaker 2: I didn't think the pancakes were that great. The French
Speaker 2: toast board was better than the pancake board. In my opinion, French.
Speaker 3: Toast fondue was the other thing that we got.
Speaker 2: Is that what it's called, Yeah, f do And I
Speaker 2: got the shrimp and grits.
Speaker 3: Good. That's some of the best food we've kind of eaten,
Speaker 3: honestly this week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really good food.
Speaker 2: Then we went that's when we.
Speaker 3: Went to the State Park beach and we hung out
Speaker 3: on the beach for a hot minute.
Speaker 2: Well, you guys were in such a hurry that drove
Speaker 2: me nuts.
Speaker 3: Why we didn't go there just to hang out of
Speaker 3: the beach.
Speaker 2: Well why not? Why did we go to the beach
Speaker 2: if we were going to hang out for twelve minutes
Speaker 2: and then say all right, let's go, guys, let's go.
Speaker 3: I mean I think we were there for like forty
Speaker 3: five minutes, so.
Speaker 1: Like I didn't even get to enjoy the water.
Speaker 3: You were in there. We went, We swam out to
Speaker 3: the rocks, and we hung out on the rocks. But
Speaker 3: you can only sit on the rocks for so long.
Speaker 2: Right, and then you're like, we gotta go, we gotta
Speaker 2: go out, and I might why I had to keep
Speaker 2: us moving, you know. And then we went to a
Speaker 2: Cuban restaurant that was really good.
Speaker 3: I didn't eat there. Why the cubid menu did not
Speaker 3: have any offerings for my vegetarian diet.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I get really good.
Speaker 3: I did have some of the plantain chips though.
Speaker 2: They were good.
Speaker 3: Those were good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I enjoyed that.
Speaker 3: And when we were there, I saw baby chicks. That
Speaker 3: was fun because there was roosters everywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No one told me about roosters in Key West.
Speaker 3: Those were so cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then we went to a gift shop.
Speaker 3: And you made us go to a CVS because you've
Speaker 3: forgot sunglasses and sunscreen.
Speaker 2: Uh wrong.
Speaker 1: I bought my sunglasses at the gift shop.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: We went to a gift shop and CBS because lunchboxs
Speaker 3: forgot mouthwash, sunscreen, and sunglasses. And he also bought two shirts,
Speaker 3: one of which he is wearing right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I bought those from the gift shop.
Speaker 2: I bought the mouthwash and the sunscreen from Walgreens or CVS,
Speaker 2: whatever one it was. And I should have bought what
Speaker 2: else do I need?
Speaker 1: That's all I needed?
Speaker 3: No, that's all you needed, but you needed something, so
Speaker 3: we had to stop in a CVS.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I didn't have sunscreen. I didn't realize you
Speaker 2: need a sunscreen on a boat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you wouldn't go to the checkout. You wouldn't
Speaker 3: do the self checkout.
Speaker 1: I don't work there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I don't understand that, like you're so against
Speaker 3: the times.
Speaker 2: No, you know why they don't give me a discount
Speaker 2: for checking myself out?
Speaker 3: Nobody. It helps you move faster if you do self checkout.
Speaker 2: Sorry, if you do self checkout, you know what you're doing.
Speaker 3: What am I doing?
Speaker 1: You're taking a job away from somebody.
Speaker 3: No, but sometimes I'll go to the people. I just
Speaker 3: do both. I do whichever one's faster.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if the if the people at the doing it
Speaker 3: manually are fast, sure I'm going to them. If the
Speaker 3: self checkout is MTM going to.
Speaker 2: There never knowing it.
Speaker 3: I'm just helping with the efficiency of the store.
Speaker 2: Well, they'll learn that they need to get more cashiers
Speaker 2: in there. If you want to make them, send a message,
Speaker 2: that's how you send a message.
Speaker 3: I don't only care to send a message, though, I.
Speaker 1: Just want to say you don't care about other people
Speaker 1: having a job.
Speaker 3: I want to get my groceries and leave.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm here to support American people American jobs.
Speaker 3: Oh is that what that is? I think you just
Speaker 3: don't want to do it because you're not getting paid
Speaker 3: to do it, So you want to make somebody else
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 2: Correct. Yeah, Like why would I? Why would I do
Speaker 2: something that they're paying someone to do. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I kind of also find it fun. You don't find
Speaker 3: it fun, like to scan the I like getting the
Speaker 3: little gun out and.
Speaker 2: I used to do that. Man, I've been there, and
Speaker 2: that was in my past life.
Speaker 1: I did that.
Speaker 3: You're too bougie to be fun.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not too boogy to be fun. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to respect sensitive Sally over here that works at the cashier.
Speaker 2: I want her to she's sensitive well because she's emotional
Speaker 2: because she sees people going to the self checkout and
Speaker 2: she's like, I'm gonna lose my job. I'm going to
Speaker 2: lose my job.
Speaker 3: I think. I think we're always gonna need both. I
Speaker 3: really do.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: You don't need self checkout.
Speaker 2: You really don't need it. And here's here's what's annoying.
Speaker 2: Like at the airport in Nashville. I go in there
Speaker 2: to buy some snacks, right.
Speaker 3: Oh, Like one of the gas stations in there whatever.
Speaker 2: And I walk up to the register and it's self
Speaker 2: check out only, But they have a woman sitting there
Speaker 2: hitting the buttons for you. If she's hitting the buttons,
Speaker 2: why shouldn't she just check me out?
Speaker 3: Ye?
Speaker 2: That is weird, so annoying that he's oh here, hit
Speaker 2: here all right, and I scan this item, scan this,
Speaker 2: I'm like, why don't you just check me out? Why?
Speaker 2: What are we doing?
Speaker 3: I wonder if the reason why is because like they
Speaker 3: don't work the same hour, so like the late night
Speaker 3: or the early morning flights, they don't have somebody working,
Speaker 3: so they're just in there for some.
Speaker 1: Of it they happen to have someone working.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but you're right, that is dumb, Like
Speaker 3: just do one or the other in those situations, right.
Speaker 2: You have some an employee there hitting buttons, and I'm like, what,
Speaker 2: I just so stupid, very annoying.
Speaker 3: I'll keep using self checkouts though.
Speaker 2: Okay, you hate American people having American jobs. I don't
Speaker 2: sorry anybody having jobs that guys, if you're a cashier anywhere,
Speaker 2: Morgan wants you to lose your job.
Speaker 3: That's not true. There's also cashier. You could be a
Speaker 3: cashier at Buffalo Wildlings like I did. There's other cashier jobs.
Speaker 2: You can't be a cashier at Buffalo wildwor I literally was.
Speaker 3: I took takeout.
Speaker 2: No, I.
Speaker 3: Was a host, and then I did takeout order orders,
Speaker 3: and then I did XPO, and then I was a waitress.
Speaker 3: But takeout orders is a cashier. You stand at the counter,
Speaker 3: you take takeout orders, you get food, and you deal
Speaker 3: with the money. Yeah, it's a cashier.
Speaker 1: Well soon you'll just be ordered on that app.
Speaker 3: People do order on that and they also handle that.
Speaker 3: So like jobs evolved, things change.
Speaker 2: Okay, you were so mad about that.
Speaker 1: I was mad about that.
Speaker 2: But then yeah, then we got back on the boat
Speaker 2: and we were on the boat and where'd we go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, then we were at c one day. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: we did Oh gosh, the karaoke competition I've been hosting
Speaker 3: has been crazy. We got some talented people on the boat.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I watched it one night.
Speaker 3: Sushi man who well, so his name's Devin, but he
Speaker 3: was upstairs eating sushi when I called his name. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's the one you posted a video of It was Devin.
Speaker 3: He was singing Selo Green.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that. I saw him from the
Speaker 1: I was in what do you.
Speaker 2: Call that, the rafters. Yeah, I was up top, like
Speaker 2: looking over the boat, and you could see down in
Speaker 2: the middle, and that's when I saw him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was singing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's doing I called Sushi Man because he was
Speaker 3: up eating sushi. When he got called to come singing.
Speaker 3: I made him stop eating sushi to come sing. So
Speaker 3: Devin aka Sushi Man. He's solid.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Maybe I need to have sushi tonight.
Speaker 3: Man, you need some sushi in your life. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, I mean, I've been eating the buffet,
Speaker 2: and I mean you're.
Speaker 3: A hater of the buffet.
Speaker 1: No, I just it's not that I'm a hater.
Speaker 2: It's just you can only eat the buffet so many
Speaker 2: times in a row. It's true.
Speaker 3: There's a variety in there, though you keep getting the
Speaker 3: same thing as the problem. Every time I go, I
Speaker 3: try and get something different, mix it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's not I mean, I don't know. I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 2: like a meal, Like, I don't know, sushi sounds good.
Speaker 2: We're on a boat. They probably catch it over the edge,
Speaker 2: reel it in and then take it into the sushi restaurant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly what they're doing.
Speaker 1: So, I mean I think that it tastes really good.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I mean you do love the really nice
Speaker 3: dining restaurant because they allow you to get two of
Speaker 3: things that you love, like this is your that here
Speaker 3: is your prime location. Because you can get two entrees,
Speaker 3: you can get two apps, you can get too dessert.
Speaker 2: I did get two butternut squash soups last night, and
Speaker 2: it was so good. It was like, give me another
Speaker 2: one of them, and my tummy.
Speaker 3: It's turned into like only fans asmr at food.
Speaker 2: It was just really good, that's all.
Speaker 3: And then another night we were there, you got two entrees.
Speaker 1: Well, they had quorda. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: It was a fish. I had never had it before,
Speaker 2: and so I want to know what it tastes like.
Speaker 2: And since I didn't have to pay for it, I
Speaker 2: was like, hey, let me get some of that quorda please.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And you had two and then you had two desserts.
Speaker 3: Last I did see you thrive in the dining room.
Speaker 2: I had too. I had the peach cobbler and then
Speaker 2: I also had the what was it sponge cake? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the strawberry oh oh, the little uh yeah, but
Speaker 3: the sponge cake wasn't my favorite.
Speaker 1: I was thinking more angel food cake.
Speaker 3: It was angel food cake, That's that's what it was.
Speaker 2: But I didn't like all the icing on it.
Speaker 1: I just wanted the spongy stuff.
Speaker 3: That will always be weird to me that you don't
Speaker 3: like icing. It's like the best part of a dessert.
Speaker 2: I disagree.
Speaker 3: But you also your favorite dessert is cheesecake so good?
Speaker 2: And they haven't actually, I mean they had cheesecake one night,
Speaker 2: isn't it? Like what are we doing? Cheesecake should be
Speaker 2: available every night for dessert every night.
Speaker 3: You know what they have been mixing up though? Is
Speaker 3: the pastries in the.
Speaker 2: Morning still not that good?
Speaker 3: But like, I have a chocolate croissant that I'm not.
Speaker 1: A big pastry guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you like pastries, you like the bread. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like, give me some cheese
Speaker 2: and cake, the cheesey cake. Yeah, And I.
Speaker 1: Will say that I did. One night I was in
Speaker 1: the casino.
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, is this a good We're gonna go
Speaker 3: into the casino talk. We're gonna take a break though,
Speaker 3: and then I'll let you go off on casino.
Speaker 2: All right, you talking, I'm gonna pee and I'll be back.
Speaker 3: Well, don't pee. We just have like a five second break.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you you're gonna have to filibuster because I'm
Speaker 2: gonna pee my pants.
Speaker 3: Okay, We're gonna take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back, and you philibuster.
Speaker 2: I'm going pee.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's talk about the casino stuff, because I feel
Speaker 3: like you've spent majority of your time in the casino.
Speaker 2: Nah, I mean majority. No, But did I spend some
Speaker 2: time in the casino?
Speaker 3: Yes, I say, like forty sixty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's been great. It's a lot of fun,
Speaker 2: you know, like teaching listeners how to win money, you know,
Speaker 2: me being their guide, their leader there. Uh what do
Speaker 2: you call them? Coach idole? Yeah, oh yeah, coach is
Speaker 2: a good.
Speaker 3: Word too, probably a better word.
Speaker 2: So yeah. One night I sat, I went in there
Speaker 2: and played some craps and that didn't go so well.
Speaker 2: The next night I went in and played what did
Speaker 2: I play? Roulette? Hit a couple of numbers. Then I
Speaker 2: had to go pee, just like I just went p now.
Speaker 2: And this one guy that I played, Damon was his name.
Speaker 2: He was like, hey man, We're gonna hit the craps table.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, let's hit the craps table. I'll
Speaker 2: be right back, man, I'll be right back. And I
Speaker 2: went to the bathroom and then as I was walking
Speaker 2: back in, there was people sitting at a blackjack table, like, oh, lunch,
Speaker 2: sit down with us, Sit down with us. That's when
Speaker 2: your heart is torn. You're like, do you go back
Speaker 2: to Damon or do you go to these new listeners
Speaker 2: you know that you haven't talked to and you have
Speaker 2: to make a a split second decision. And so I
Speaker 2: sat down with these listeners and I was teaching him
Speaker 2: how to play black jack, and we played, and next
Speaker 2: thing I know, I'd been there for three hours and
Speaker 2: they came up and they said, oh, guys, just see
Speaker 2: you know, we're gonna be shutting down this table in
Speaker 2: twenty minutes. And I was like what.
Speaker 1: And I looked around.
Speaker 2: We are the only ones left in the casino and
Speaker 2: you were.
Speaker 3: Just having yourself a time.
Speaker 2: Were you up?
Speaker 3: Were you hot?
Speaker 1: It was two am?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but were you hoting? Were you making money?
Speaker 2: I was doing my best too. I was making them money.
Speaker 2: And that's what I's That's the most important part is
Speaker 2: making money.
Speaker 3: Oh is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And uh so it was two am, and I
Speaker 2: was like, guys, I gotta go to bed. I gotta
Speaker 2: go to bed. And so I left the casino at
Speaker 2: two am. Didn't realize it was two am. That's what
Speaker 2: happens when you're on a boat and.
Speaker 3: Hey, shout out to Damon because him and his wife
Speaker 3: are awesome and they gave us both money, which we
Speaker 3: both lost.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I wouldn't include that part, right, Well, I didn't
Speaker 2: want to tell me.
Speaker 3: Well, we have to shout out to them because they're awesome,
Speaker 3: they love the casino, big casino fans. Yeah. You know.
Speaker 2: It's terrible though, that we don't know the wife's name.
Speaker 3: I know I need to go ask her.
Speaker 2: I saw her again, Yeah, I you didn't ask her.
Speaker 3: No, But it's because we're running to do this.
Speaker 2: We're trying to get it done as okay, because it's
Speaker 2: one of those awkward times. It's like if you've talked
Speaker 2: to them so much that maybe you should know their name,
Speaker 2: and then you don't.
Speaker 3: In all fairness though, we've met over a thousand people
Speaker 3: just in the last few days.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. I am shocked.
Speaker 2: I've talked to so many people and I and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: we've had to have met everybody now, and they're like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, finally I get to meet you. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, what everybody? How about I met everybody on
Speaker 2: this boat?
Speaker 3: I know? Or people come up there like I finally
Speaker 3: found you. I was like, really up and.
Speaker 2: Everywhere everywhere, man everywhere? Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, literally, And that's what they'll come up and say.
Speaker 3: And I'm just shocked that we haven't found each other yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like but the bulls and this lady has been
Speaker 2: walking some laps, she is moving.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this boat is fifteen levels. Yeah, there's over
Speaker 3: two thousand people on it, so there's a lot of
Speaker 3: people to go through, even in seven days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. On the last day, I'm gonna post
Speaker 2: on Instagram be like, hey, I'm going to be right here.
Speaker 2: If you're on this boat, if you've not met me,
Speaker 2: come say hello.
Speaker 3: You just want to go sit in the library together.
Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna do.
Speaker 3: Okay, we can do that on our last day at
Speaker 3: sea before we, yeah, disembark. I think it'll be sad.
Speaker 3: I think we'll be sad to leave when it actually
Speaker 3: is over, will we? I think we'll be tired and
Speaker 3: ready to go home and sleep. But I think we'll
Speaker 3: be sad to be, you know, in no warm weather
Speaker 3: on a boat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't get to go home and sleep.
Speaker 1: I have three kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you may need a vacation from the vacation.
Speaker 2: Right, And I mean shout out to my wife, you know,
Speaker 2: because she's at home and she did come down with
Speaker 2: strep throat and my middle child once again came down
Speaker 2: with strep throat, so she was battling that, trying to
Speaker 2: get kids the baseball practice, getting the birthday parties, basketball tournaments.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I am impressed.
Speaker 3: You have not lost your voice yet and you haven't
Speaker 3: gotten sick yet.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't ever get sick either.
Speaker 3: Or he's kind of always won when a vacation happens.
Speaker 2: So I kind of boopen.
Speaker 3: You're doing good this time.
Speaker 2: Like before I go to bed, I drink a lot
Speaker 2: of water so I can hopefully my voice will be okay.
Speaker 2: But the only problem with that is, let me tell you,
Speaker 2: I have to get up five times every night to
Speaker 2: pee at least, then.
Speaker 3: Why don't you start doing it in the morning when
Speaker 3: you first wake up instead of right before you go
Speaker 3: to bed.
Speaker 2: I feel like it needs to be hydrated in my
Speaker 2: vocal course, need to be hydrated. Why I sleep well?
Speaker 3: I mean you got saliva pumping through you.
Speaker 2: Hey, there goes Brandy. She won a thousand dollars playing bingo.
Speaker 2: Brandy shout out. She was walking with her mom.
Speaker 3: Oh, we have had a lot of being. We've had
Speaker 3: a lot of activities. I've been doing karaoke, blackjack, I
Speaker 3: did a morning walk. What have you been doing all
Speaker 3: your activity I have no idea you can list them off.
Speaker 2: I really don't know. I did Tequila Sunrise bingo and
Speaker 2: that was a packed house packed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think because your bingo was so packed, they're
Speaker 3: moving mine. That's happening on the last day to the theater.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because there was not enough room in that room.
Speaker 2: And they had they these guys were coming with wheelies
Speaker 2: and they had chairs. They were wheeling them in, throwing
Speaker 2: them down, running down, getting more chairs, bringing them in.
Speaker 2: It was wild and we gave away it was It
Speaker 2: was a lot of fun. I thought bingo was pretty fun.
Speaker 3: What's been your favorite so far?
Speaker 1: Oh, man, I mean think the Blackjack tournament's been my favorite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's been really fun. Like the participation with everybody.
Speaker 2: It's been fun, yes, because they're allowed. Like what I
Speaker 2: like about it is it's all fun and it's you
Speaker 2: know whatever, someone's gonna win money in it.
Speaker 1: But at the same time they're having fun.
Speaker 2: Letting the players flip the card of the dealer, like
Speaker 2: when they need the dealer or the bus and they
Speaker 2: slide it over to them, they let it flip it
Speaker 2: over for the table. I think that's fun instead of
Speaker 2: being very rich' been like, no, we got to do
Speaker 2: it very professionally, and only the dealer can touch the cards.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, No, shout out to Terry. Terry's my favorite dealer.
Speaker 2: Liz has been. She was great the first couple of
Speaker 2: days that has been my favorite. The people gathered around
Speaker 2: and cheering. And then like the night I was in
Speaker 2: the casino. This third night, I didn't even play, but
Speaker 2: Amy sat down at a blackjack table and I was
Speaker 2: her coach and we had a lot of people in
Speaker 2: there and.
Speaker 1: We were cheering and going crazy.
Speaker 2: And Amy is winning money probably owes me half, if
Speaker 2: I'm saying myself, because I was the coach and that
Speaker 2: was a lot of fun. So I just like that
Speaker 2: kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe we need to go back in there just
Speaker 3: for funds one time, not because we've been in there
Speaker 3: a lot for the tournament.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're you're Karaoke was fun the first night
Speaker 2: I went. I didn't go the second night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was super fun.
Speaker 1: What else has been fun? The drinks have been fun, all.
Speaker 3: The people giving you penia kalatas. Everybody thinks you only
Speaker 3: like pinia kladas.
Speaker 1: Now I know, I know because we were not.
Speaker 2: We were well, no, we were doing a Q and
Speaker 2: A on stage by the pool, and I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: not really a I don't know how it works, but
Speaker 2: when you're on a boat at the beach like this,
Speaker 2: I feel like a penia colada, or like when you're
Speaker 2: at the beach, a pina klada feels like the perfect drink.
Speaker 2: So I just wanted a penia colada. Now people think
Speaker 2: that's all I drink, and I keep bringing me penia
Speaker 2: coladas and I'm like, guys, I just wanted it by
Speaker 2: the boat, man, I don't need it when I'm playing blackjack,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: How many do you think you've had? No?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, fifty two thousand, so.
Speaker 3: Many penia And you know what hot take. I hate
Speaker 3: peani clattas. They taste like suntanlos.
Speaker 2: To me, that's your COVID. I don't think so, No
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: No, it tastes like what what's what is your son?
Speaker 2: The beach bump.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it tastes like beach bump.
Speaker 2: Penia cladas are They're so good when you're sitting by
Speaker 2: the pool or the beach and you're just like ah evan.
Speaker 3: See and you know what, somebody told me to try
Speaker 3: Miami vice because I don't like peani clatta, So maybe
Speaker 3: I'm going to attend to that, which is I guess
Speaker 3: a penia colada mixed with something else.
Speaker 2: But I will say, the one thing we have have
Speaker 2: to stop, Martinez is it's talking to you from Seattle
Speaker 2: the hot shots, like if you're gonna order, like, if
Speaker 2: you're gonna be nice and order me a shot, make
Speaker 2: sure it's chilled. Hold on.
Speaker 3: You don't get to decide now, you do you do
Speaker 3: want somebody gives you when they're giving you a drink
Speaker 3: for free, That's not.
Speaker 2: How that works. No, I'm forty four years old, now, okay,
Speaker 2: if you bring me a warm shot, I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: not trying to be a diva. But I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: like you are being a diva.
Speaker 3: Bye okay, But then you can't ask for things for free.
Speaker 3: You take with what you get when it's free.
Speaker 2: Because these people like they bring me tequila shots when
Speaker 2: I'm hosting things and I'm like, all right, yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: do it, and it's like, oh my god, that is warm.
Speaker 2: Who wants a warm shot? I understand when you're twenty
Speaker 2: one and you're you're eighteen and you're doing shots and
Speaker 2: there's no choice. You know, you know what chilled is.
Speaker 2: But now that we're forty four, chill the shot?
Speaker 3: The shot I have was pretty It was like in between,
Speaker 3: wasn't warm, wasn't cold?
Speaker 1: Oh min My tequila shots have been warm. Every single
Speaker 1: one of them have been warm.
Speaker 3: That's probably on purpose, honestly, And I'm like, oh oh,
Speaker 3: but then you have to just haay no, you don't
Speaker 3: get free drinks anymore.
Speaker 2: I was introducing Cooper Allen, right, and this guy brings
Speaker 2: me a shot on stage. I'm like, all y'all, cheers
Speaker 2: of the boat, and everybody's like cheers, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't even need a lime, And I threw the
Speaker 2: lime in the crowd.
Speaker 1: Right, and I didn't rise. It was warm at this time,
Speaker 1: and I took the shot. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I couldn't use that lime. I couldn't use that lime,
Speaker 1: Like it was really bad.
Speaker 3: You're trying to be cool guy. I was.
Speaker 2: I was trying to be cool guy, and I regretted
Speaker 2: at big time.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad you're having fun. How much do you
Speaker 3: think of drink more than normal? You're not really a
Speaker 3: big drinker anymore.
Speaker 2: More than normal, more than what I would regularly drink
Speaker 2: on a Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, when's the last time you think you've drank this much?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'ven't been on a vacation like.
Speaker 3: This in a long time, I know, like without kids, right, So.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's been a long long time, A
Speaker 2: long long time. I love you.
Speaker 3: Long time that I've had. I've had one strawberry doctor
Speaker 3: when we went to when we were on NASA. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so that was our adventure on NASA's We got off
Speaker 3: the boat and we went to Queen's Staircase and walked
Speaker 3: It's like these sixty staircas It's supposed to be this
Speaker 3: National Monument in NASA, which was really cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a cool spot.
Speaker 3: But we cheated. We went from top to bottom. Apparently
Speaker 3: we're supposed to go from bottom to top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did not. Didn't earn it, No, we did not.
Speaker 3: And then we went to the beach. We went to
Speaker 3: Cabbage Beach where Lunchbox was just diving in the big waves.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, these were twelve footers over my head, right,
Speaker 2: would you say twelve feet I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know how.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe they were huge, they were, yeah,
Speaker 2: but they were over my head, guys, they were It
Speaker 2: was kicking my ass.
Speaker 3: And he was like a little kid in the waves.
Speaker 3: He was just like diving in him, jumping in him.
Speaker 3: And then he'd look at me on the beach like, oh, mom,
Speaker 3: what are you watching? Is this fun? Like just a
Speaker 3: little kid?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no.
Speaker 2: Every time well I would go over about fifteen minutes,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, it is Morgan still there. I
Speaker 2: just want to make sure she didn't get kidnapped, because
Speaker 2: I don't know what goes on down here. And there
Speaker 2: was a couple of times I looked up and Morgan
Speaker 2: was gone. I was like, oh, where'd she go?
Speaker 3: I sat in the same spot.
Speaker 2: There was people blocking you a couple of times well.
Speaker 3: And you kept moving in the way as you go
Speaker 3: different direction.
Speaker 2: That's what I found out is that I'm I would
Speaker 2: move and I was like, oh, she's down the beach.
Speaker 2: That's how I'd line up where I was supposed to
Speaker 2: be is I'd look for you. Oh I need to
Speaker 2: go back that way.
Speaker 3: It's funny. It really reminded me of like a kid
Speaker 3: looking for their parents back on the beach, like are
Speaker 3: you watching what I'm doing? This is cool. It was
Speaker 3: like a lunchbox and I was being the mom because
Speaker 3: I did not get in the ocean that day.
Speaker 2: I wish I would have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was worried our stuff was gonna get stolen.
Speaker 2: Honestly, See, that's where you need to quit worrying so much.
Speaker 3: Why that's a fair thing to I'm not used to
Speaker 3: this area either, my Yeah, and you're just gonna leave
Speaker 3: our wallets, our phones, everything.
Speaker 2: We need to get back on the boat covered up
Speaker 2: with a shirt.
Speaker 3: Okay, they could take the whole thing. That's superanoid.
Speaker 2: Do you know what beach life is about. It's not
Speaker 2: about about stealing, It's about relaxing.
Speaker 3: You know how much stealing happens on the beach.
Speaker 1: None, a lot, None, Nope.
Speaker 3: You've never seen those people metal detectors, they like purposely
Speaker 3: go and steal people's.
Speaker 2: No, they don't. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: They're looking for buried treasure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, you tell yourself that.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, I love my shoes.
Speaker 3: You never watched Baywatch. They go and they put like
Speaker 3: coolers on top of things and steal stuff.
Speaker 1: Did you really just reference Baywatch? I did, as your
Speaker 1: your barometer.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Do you know what bait watch is?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: A show?
Speaker 2: Not real?
Speaker 3: Okay, but people still steal on the beach. It's a
Speaker 3: real thing. I was just kind of making a joke.
Speaker 2: I mean, because I dropped my sandal somewhere and we
Speaker 2: were packing up to go and You're like, where are
Speaker 2: your shoes?
Speaker 3: And I was like, uh, well, nobody's gonna steal scene.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I totally forgot where I put them.
Speaker 1: I thought they got washed away in the ocean.
Speaker 3: I thought they did do For a second.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh damn, there's gonna be a long day.
Speaker 3: They're not trying to steal those They're trying to steal
Speaker 3: like a bag, like I had a.
Speaker 2: Straight up purpose. Would they not steal my brand new sandals.
Speaker 3: Because they don't care those aren't valuable to them. They
Speaker 3: could be you know, it's valuable an iPhone that costs
Speaker 3: one thousand dollars or money in a wallet or a
Speaker 3: credit card or a pass for it. That they could
Speaker 3: take my ID and run across the border for all
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just just saying, like I was a little
Speaker 2: worried about you.
Speaker 3: Hey, I got it in the beach when we were
Speaker 3: in Key West for three minutes. No, I was in there.
Speaker 3: I swam out to the rocks, uh huh, and I
Speaker 3: was out there for a while. But then Eddie said
Speaker 3: he got stung. I was like, okay, I'm leaving.
Speaker 2: But did he really?
Speaker 3: I don't know, he says he did.
Speaker 2: He just makes things up make hisself sound tough.
Speaker 3: Anyways. The one drink I did had was after we
Speaker 3: went to the beach in Nasa, I went and had
Speaker 3: a strawberry doakery at the Dollar Bill Bar.
Speaker 2: It was called the Bearded Clam. Yeah, that was really good.
Speaker 3: The strawberry digory was.
Speaker 2: Not no one because they put it in straight syrup.
Speaker 3: They didn't there was not a strawberry in sight.
Speaker 1: I know that was your problem.
Speaker 3: I know, I had like three SIPs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I liked my what was it called conch conch?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You like fried conch?
Speaker 2: Good food? Yeah, I was really good. I'd like some
Speaker 2: of that when we get to me bem Enny Mini,
Speaker 2: There you go. I got it.
Speaker 3: Okay and me we were so close. It really feels
Speaker 3: like the Friend's episode. Every time I try and teach you,
Speaker 3: it's a tough word. We're gonna take a break and
Speaker 3: we'll be right back, all right, all right, So now
Speaker 3: past Nasa, we're back on the ship, and this is
Speaker 3: where we are. This is kind of the moment in time.
Speaker 3: We haven't reached Bimini yet by the time we're recording this,
Speaker 3: so we're just at CEA today. We get to hang out,
Speaker 3: eat food. You know how much ice cream I've eaten.
Speaker 2: Lunch a lot.
Speaker 3: You.
Speaker 1: Every time I see you, you have ice cream.
Speaker 3: I know. You know how cool it is to just
Speaker 3: have soft serve available all the time.
Speaker 1: Pretty cool because you're taking advantage of it.
Speaker 3: Have you not eaten any ice cream?
Speaker 1: I two things ice cream first, one not so good.
Speaker 2: Second one cherry pretty good.
Speaker 3: It's so good.
Speaker 2: There's one guy, gosh, what's his name, He's on a
Speaker 2: motorized wheelchair. Man.
Speaker 1: That dude is on the ice cream. He has it
Speaker 1: like six times a.
Speaker 2: Day, you know what.
Speaker 3: But like, this is the time you get free ice
Speaker 3: cream on a cruise ship. You paid for it.
Speaker 2: I mean the ice cream lady sees him at breakfast
Speaker 2: and she's like, hey, you ready for hear some ice cream?
Speaker 2: Or she sees him in the hall and she's like,
Speaker 2: ice creams waiting for you.
Speaker 3: I aspired to be this man on the scooter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's pretty cool. I wish I remembered his name.
Speaker 3: You're normally really good at names. But again, we've met
Speaker 3: a lot of people.
Speaker 2: I was going to say here the first day, I
Speaker 2: was nailing people, but then when they changed clothes a
Speaker 2: little little shady.
Speaker 3: Or if you meet him and they didn't have sunglasses
Speaker 3: on and all of a sudden they have sunglasses on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, hard.
Speaker 3: You got a few identities when you're on a cruise ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember Franny and Kathy. We met them the
Speaker 1: first day at lunch.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And there's a guy gts Have you met him? You
Speaker 3: did meet him? He was in the cool shirt at
Speaker 3: Keith Urban. He had glasses in the big gold chain.
Speaker 2: Good time Kenny, Oh, good time, Scotty.
Speaker 3: Good time Scotty's.
Speaker 1: He bought me these underwear.
Speaker 3: Okay, he bought you, and that feels weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's really a swimsuit.
Speaker 3: Oh well, swim suit and underwear vastly different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but does he not think I have swimsuit?
Speaker 3: I think he's worried that you don't have enough clothes.
Speaker 3: Oh he get you a small?
Speaker 2: No, he got me an extra large?
Speaker 1: What the hell?
Speaker 3: What's worse? What's worse if he would have got you
Speaker 3: an extra small or an actual arch?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: How do I take this back?
Speaker 3: I don't know where it came from.
Speaker 2: Oh you don't think he's on the boat.
Speaker 3: Maybe I don't. Did you ask him?
Speaker 2: No, he just handed it to me. He goes, Now
Speaker 2: we can match.
Speaker 3: Oh that's why he bought him for you. Wanted to
Speaker 3: match with you.
Speaker 2: Right. But the problem is I'm gonna need a rope
Speaker 2: to keep him up.
Speaker 3: Just go tell him. He'd be happy to help. He's
Speaker 3: he said he's vine for the best Cruiser award.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah? Oh, there's some good ones.
Speaker 3: I know. I was trying to think about that. You
Speaker 3: know who my favorite is so far? Who you saw
Speaker 3: when she's at karaoke. She's been at karaoke both times,
Speaker 3: and she's also in a scooter, but she also has
Speaker 3: a cane and she gets up and she dances. I
Speaker 3: need to figure out her name because she is the
Speaker 3: life of the party. As soon as she starts dancing,
Speaker 3: everybody else starts dancing. Yeah, so's she's up top for
Speaker 3: me right now? Okay, And Kathy, who is playing poker?
Speaker 2: It's not poker, Morgan, you call it poker one more time,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw you off the boat.
Speaker 1: What's blackjack?
Speaker 3: Wait? What's the difference between poker in blackjack?
Speaker 1: A big difference.
Speaker 3: Is poker a game?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: I thought I just thought a card games are a poker.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I really did.
Speaker 3: You're telling me poker itself is a game?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my gosh, guys, this is what I deal with. Guys,
Speaker 2: this is what I deal with.
Speaker 3: I mean, I know, like the overarching is gambling, but
Speaker 3: like I really thought poker was all card games. I
Speaker 3: did not realize poker itself was one specific game. Yeah,
Speaker 3: very sorry.
Speaker 1: There's different types of poker.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe that's what I know. There's like blackjack in
Speaker 3: textas home, but I thought they were all under the
Speaker 3: umbrella of poker. No, no, this is a little weird
Speaker 3: on my brain right now. Okay, got it. So we
Speaker 3: have poker, we got blackjack, we got texts hole them.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, so blackjack. Kathy was playing backjack. She's also in
Speaker 3: my running.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Who's her daughter?
Speaker 3: Gosh, I don't know. She calls her mama all the time.
Speaker 2: So that's the only thing.
Speaker 1: That I forgot. I forgot her daughter's name.
Speaker 3: Dang.
Speaker 2: I met her the first night playing craps.
Speaker 3: I forget and Damon and his wife, which would figure
Speaker 3: out her.
Speaker 1: We already gave them shout out.
Speaker 3: I know, but they're still I'm talking about best cruisers
Speaker 3: so far.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. Alexa was pretty good. Her and
Speaker 2: her mom. I played blackjack with them all night. Their
Speaker 2: sister was up in bed, and so I see her
Speaker 2: every time, and I see her sister now, I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: you missed the best night of the cruise. So you know,
Speaker 2: she's like me, me me.
Speaker 3: There was a woman also during karaoke that saying red
Speaker 3: solo cup.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was pretty cool.
Speaker 1: What was her name?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Miss Okay.
Speaker 3: What else have we missed? Longer Togo?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I don't know. I'm not really
Speaker 2: an ocean guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like the beach.
Speaker 3: I'm with you, see that. You were giving me a
Speaker 3: hard time for us leaving. I'm not good at just
Speaker 3: like sitting on the beach. If we would have had
Speaker 3: an activity planned like jet skiing or pay.
Speaker 1: Sailing, swim in the water.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't entertain me for long enough. I need
Speaker 3: an activity.
Speaker 2: But I will say the weather in Nassau, it was
Speaker 2: not hot and the water was perfection. I could get
Speaker 2: along with that kind of beach day, but if it
Speaker 2: gets any hotter, I don't want to be out there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you can't.
Speaker 1: There's no shade like that.
Speaker 2: But that water felt amazing and the water was so
Speaker 2: like blue.
Speaker 3: It was different shades of blue.
Speaker 2: It was beu to full read my lips beu to full.
Speaker 3: Well, they can't really read your lips. They don't see
Speaker 3: you right now.
Speaker 2: I know it's a joke, yeah, but it was.
Speaker 3: There was multiple colors we have like a deep blue,
Speaker 3: there was a teal, and like a light blue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and beingo.
Speaker 2: These two dudes out of here are taking model pictures.
Speaker 2: They've been taking pictures for the last thirty minutes right there.
Speaker 3: Oh, is there like a tripod set up right there?
Speaker 2: Probably that's pretty funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, there's a tripod. Are they doing a TikTok?
Speaker 3: There's another dude taking a picture?
Speaker 2: I mean, they'd be.
Speaker 3: Funny because where we're at in the studio, we can
Speaker 3: see a lot of things happening. There's a track outside
Speaker 3: of here, there's lawn chairs.
Speaker 1: Or some basketball corps.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of cruising. Is fun people watching fun?
Speaker 2: Oh, they're doing TikTok. They're doing TikTok.
Speaker 3: Watching the better make it to our feed. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: I feel like I should interrupt this and just like
Speaker 3: open you know here, let me see something.
Speaker 2: We don't ruin their TikTok. I'm not going to ruin it.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to show up in the in the doors.
Speaker 1: And see if they laugh. Did they see you?
Speaker 2: The one guy's walking away? Oh my god, do they
Speaker 2: have magic outfits?
Speaker 3: They all have like whole iron shirts off. Okay, I
Speaker 3: think they might be worker like employees on the ship.
Speaker 3: Maybe I haven't seen them, so maybe there that makes sense.
Speaker 3: They're making a fun that's hilarious, that's really good. Do
Speaker 3: you see what they're doing. Maybe we can make one
Speaker 3: of that we've been If you are listening to this, mate,
Speaker 3: we'll be done with the cruising. We need to make
Speaker 3: some more videos.
Speaker 2: I know I told you what we should do, which
Speaker 2: one me throwing you in the pool. You never suggested
Speaker 2: that that'd be a great one. No, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: We need to come up with some That's the thing
Speaker 3: that we haven't done.
Speaker 2: Man, we have and we haven't done the walkie talkies
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 3: I know. I brought walkie talkies for us and guys.
Speaker 1: I need you to charge mine.
Speaker 3: You already it's already dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I left it on the whole time.
Speaker 3: Why turn it off?
Speaker 2: Well, I just realized it. I just realized it when
Speaker 2: I went into my room and it was beeping me
Speaker 2: and me, and I'm like, oh, I forgot to turn
Speaker 2: it off.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll charge it. But we only have like two
Speaker 3: more days to use it. I know, I know we
Speaker 3: haven't been good at it, but it threw me off
Speaker 3: because there's other people on the channel on the boat.
Speaker 2: It really freaked you out, yeah, And.
Speaker 3: I was like, are we on like the employees channel?
Speaker 3: We shouldn't be on these walky.
Speaker 2: Talkie because the first day we got on, I was
Speaker 2: in my room and I got on there and I said, oh,
Speaker 2: there's a captain coming over. We're ready for departure, and
Speaker 2: Morgan freaked out. She immediately texted me goes, oh my god,
Speaker 2: oh my god, we're on the captain's channel. Did you
Speaker 2: hear that? That was the captain? And I was like,
Speaker 2: I did hear it. Oh my gosh, we're gonna get
Speaker 2: thrown off the boat. She goes, but they said bring
Speaker 2: walking talkies. Oh no, maybe we need to change channels.
Speaker 3: And then you five minutes later we likedb was me,
Speaker 3: I'm still worried we're gonna get in.
Speaker 2: I know, I know it's really good. Oh yeah, what
Speaker 2: else about the boat?
Speaker 1: Stuff goes on all night, that's what's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been going to better Like Keith, everyone was awesome.
Speaker 2: Okay, that lady is still walking, dude, she is moving,
Speaker 2: call them down, Keith.
Speaker 3: Everyone was great. Scotty McCree was really good.
Speaker 2: Uh who else was there?
Speaker 3: I'm excited to see a line Rimes. I haven't seen
Speaker 3: her yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Parmely's on the boat now.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the Parmely moment's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And the drunk girl that got on stage's guard, Scotty McCreary.
Speaker 2: I guess she's still on the boat. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I assume.
Speaker 3: And the same one that also was drunk and got
Speaker 3: on Bobby's first show. I'm assuming they're all on the
Speaker 3: boat still. I think you get thrown off or being drunk.
Speaker 2: You might not.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You may get thrown in like the downstairs jail for
Speaker 3: a minute, or they lock you in your room, think
Speaker 3: about your decisions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's time to reflect.
Speaker 3: Yeah, give you like hours of rest and come back
Speaker 3: like shouldn't out.
Speaker 2: But yeah, man, I don't know what else we did.
Speaker 2: Keith Urban was awesome. He gave his guitar to someone
Speaker 2: in the crowd when.
Speaker 3: I talked to her, the one who got it, I
Speaker 3: can't I don't know her name. I'm really bad though.
Speaker 2: It was a dude. Nope, And my favorite thing is Morgan.
Speaker 2: The first thing she says is how are they gonna
Speaker 2: get that guitar home? Like, and you know, it's funny.
Speaker 2: Hold on, the first reaction should be oh, my god,
Speaker 2: they got a Keith Urban guitar or not?
Speaker 1: How are they going to get that home?
Speaker 3: Okay? First of all, I'm so used to have gone
Speaker 3: to a lot of Keith Urban chows. He always gives
Speaker 3: away a guitar. This is like his thing. Second of all,
Speaker 3: she came up to me at your BEINGO and was like, Hey,
Speaker 3: I'm the one who got the guitar. How do I
Speaker 3: get Did she really not kidding? I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I was thinking about this last night. I was like,
Speaker 3: you need a guitar case and needed to check that.
Speaker 3: So she's gonna try and figure it out when we
Speaker 3: get back to Florida. She's really concerned about how she's
Speaker 3: gonna give back.
Speaker 1: Where does she live.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I didn't ask that part. But they're
Speaker 3: on a flight.
Speaker 1: They carry on luggage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's on Delta, and Delta is different than
Speaker 3: like South Less. I've seen people check, you know, carry
Speaker 3: on their guitars and it's not been an issue. I've
Speaker 3: never seen that on a Delta flight.
Speaker 2: Huh. So I'm sure there's a store in Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 2: I would think that she could you know, ship it
Speaker 2: like FedEx.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or I told her just if she could buy
Speaker 3: a hard guitar case, like a cheap one somewhere, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and just throw it in that and check the bag.
Speaker 2: Where she'd give it to me. No, no, and then
Speaker 2: not get it to her.
Speaker 3: No, you wouldn't. We'd be in the same situation as
Speaker 3: like the girl we saw who you gave the Jordan
Speaker 3: Davis lyrics that took you like eight years, I mean
Speaker 3: a year.
Speaker 1: And two months to mail it to her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're not going to do that yet.
Speaker 2: But she was excited. Oh we got a colton from
Speaker 2: Regina is here. He's on the ship.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you told us. Yeah, that was like the
Speaker 3: first day we met him.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just liked the name. He was from Virgina, so
Speaker 1: I remember his name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had to tell us, so we knew it
Speaker 3: was a real city.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I met people from New Hampshire because we
Speaker 2: didn't think New Hampshire was real, don't love we in there.
Speaker 2: I knew a lot of people from Delaware, a lot
Speaker 2: of people from Ohio, Oklahoma.
Speaker 3: We've had people from Wichita, which has been cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I met a couple from out Passo.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they met Napoline and then they moved out Passo
Speaker 2: because that's where she's from.
Speaker 3: From Alaska. That one was crazy.
Speaker 1: I met a woman from Hawaii.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but see, Alaska's crazy because it's like polar opposite Hawaii.
Speaker 2: It's a long way, it is.
Speaker 3: It is a long way, but like Alaska, the environment cold, snowy,
Speaker 3: mountain weather and they come down here to the ocean.
Speaker 1: Banita, she was at Bingo. I think she yelled at me.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm still Beanita.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, my bad, because she's I
Speaker 2: thought she was about that Bingo. I was like, what's
Speaker 2: your name? She goes still Beanita because I'd asked her
Speaker 2: a minute ago what her name was. And I came
Speaker 2: back around the room and I saw her standing and
Speaker 2: I thought I hadn't talked to her yet.
Speaker 1: My bad, I saw me.
Speaker 3: Another favorite of mine is somebody who you heard overheard
Speaker 3: you complaining about having to do best bits with me
Speaker 3: and she was like, he wasn't wine with that cheese. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I liked her.
Speaker 2: She was funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's been great. I mean it's been really fun.
Speaker 2: I don't know I'm having fun.
Speaker 3: I'm definitely tired, tired, and I do miss my Rimy
Speaker 3: and Hazel thank you. My babies, no, my girls.
Speaker 2: No, don't call them your girls like my girls.
Speaker 3: It's just easier to say that, you know.
Speaker 2: No, it's not save my pets.
Speaker 3: No, that's not fun. Okay, I like what I want
Speaker 3: to say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I tried to face on my kids.
Speaker 1: Right now.
Speaker 2: We don't want to FaceTime, Okay, cool man, they don't
Speaker 2: mess you. I was like, you guys want to see
Speaker 2: the ocean.
Speaker 1: Now we're good. All right, good talk, good talk.
Speaker 3: Is your wife ready for you to come home?
Speaker 2: Probably? I mean we haven't really talked that much. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't have a lot of time and just trying,
Speaker 2: Like you can't call, like the cell phones don't work.
Speaker 2: You can only FaceTime, only FaceTime, And so when I
Speaker 2: have time, they have something going on or when they
Speaker 2: want to FaceTime, I'm doing something. And so it's just
Speaker 2: it's tough, man. It's it's a rough life out here
Speaker 2: on this open seas.
Speaker 3: I know, whenever I FaceTime my fiance, I just fall
Speaker 3: asleep and he's like, dude, just go to bed.
Speaker 2: We did, We did see dolphins. We did. Moment Morgan
Speaker 2: and I were eating lunch and me with an eagle
Speaker 2: eye saw the the pod of dolphins of water.
Speaker 1: And then that's him going back.
Speaker 2: In the water.
Speaker 3: Are they still working on the TikTok back there?
Speaker 1: No, that's a guy with a guitar.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, we've got to go time up here. Yeah,
Speaker 3: anything else I think that I can think of. We
Speaker 3: still have a few more days to go though, so yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean stuff's gonna happen. Man, stuff is gonna happen
Speaker 2: on this boat. It's crazy been to me Ben Annie
Speaker 2: Ben Minnie, Ben Minnie, Ben Minnie. There you go Tomorrow.
Speaker 3: We have another day at sea and then we're done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lee Brice tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, and we got Parmeally, we got Cassie action.
Speaker 3: I think those are in LeAnn rhymes.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, Parmally is doing something. Someone's renewing their valves.
Speaker 2: They're doing it out there in the.
Speaker 3: No, that's Thelmond James are doing that the val renewal.
Speaker 3: Is Parmally doing it too? Both?
Speaker 2: Maybe? Yeah, Man, I was gonna try to watch that,
Speaker 2: but I only we're gonna make it. What time is
Speaker 2: it at Tori?
Speaker 3: Oh, well, we can go here soon. We'll get there.
Speaker 3: We'll stop this and we're gonna answer questions. We'll be done.
Speaker 2: That'd be four minutes.
Speaker 1: We'd had to get there in four minutes.
Speaker 3: Well, the boat's really small, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we do.
Speaker 2: Questions, and you know, you can't answer questions short answer.
Speaker 3: Don't look at me. It's a you probably.
Speaker 2: Gonna ramble on and on and on and on and on.
Speaker 3: You know who rambles on and on his lunchbox. You're
Speaker 3: not try and get them to some place. We stop
Speaker 3: like it eighty times, and you have to tell everybody's
Speaker 3: entire life story.
Speaker 2: You know, because people want to talk to me and
Speaker 2: they're like, hey, you're famous.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know.
Speaker 2: Let mean you want to hear about my life story,
Speaker 2: and I tell them, And so we're here on the
Speaker 2: boat to do is tell them my life story every
Speaker 2: two minutes.
Speaker 3: That's exactly why we're here. To hear your life story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's more to say.
Speaker 3: Hi, hang out, have fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's too okay, Yeah, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Well we're gonna get out of here.
Speaker 2: All right. Man, Hey, we're out here in the middle
Speaker 2: of the Atlantic Ocean. I mean, we may be in
Speaker 2: the Indian Ocean by now.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's how that works.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta go for ocean. Ocean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we literally have we can see the coastline
Speaker 3: of Beiminy.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're not in We're not the Indian Ocean anymore.
Speaker 2: So we're out of the Indian Ocean. We're back in
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 3: We never went to the Indian Ocean.
Speaker 2: I don't know that.
Speaker 3: We've literally been by Florida hour. We have been by
Speaker 3: Florida this entire time. We have not left the area. Okay,
Speaker 3: well buy from the middle of the ocean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which ocean we are unclear on, guys.
Speaker 3: We don't put me in that category.
Speaker 1: We are unclear on what ocean. Man.
Speaker 2: All right, thanks for They're supposed to my downtime on
Speaker 2: the boat, and here I am working again.
Speaker 3: I'm complaining you're having fun.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying on the boat, I'm supposed to be
Speaker 2: chilling right now, but no, I'm up here working like always.
Speaker 3: Man kind of chilling. We're just talking, rehashing, living it up,
Speaker 3: talking about memes.
Speaker 2: Probably I'm probably got so many more stories, but I
Speaker 2: can't remember them.
Speaker 3: I know there's a lot that has happened. But we
Speaker 3: can always debrief further when we get back. All right,
Speaker 3: For now, this is where we leave you. Guys, boy, Okay, goodbye, everybody, goodbye.
Speaker 1: That's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
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