WEBVTT - Morgan & Lunchbox Talk All Things Cruise From The Ship 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:03.720 The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan. 0:00:03.440 --> 0:00:05.920 Part one, I hang a scene with a member of 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:06.640 the show. 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:11.080 For the first time ever. We are doing best bits 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:15.560 from the cruise and joining me is none other than Lunchbox. 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:16.400 What's up, lunchy? 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:17.960 I am up? 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:23.079 This cruise is bananas, bananas. 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:25.960 We are really having the time of our lives over here. 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:31.600 Like these people do not stop, Like I don't know, man, 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:34.120 there's something going on all the time. And there's people 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:36.479 there all the time, and they don't go to sleep 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:38.040 and they don't eat. 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:40.240 They just drink and they Yeah, they used. 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:43.360 To be you, Like, these are people used to be you, 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:45.640 and now you're such an old man you're trying to 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:46.319 sleep all the time. 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:51.239 No, no, no, it's not that I'm an old man. It's 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:54.640 you have to talk to every single person. 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:56.400 Do you know how tiring that is? 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:58.440 Oh, I'm doing it with you. I do. 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:00.000 I do understand, man. 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:03.640 But also, you used to thrive in this environment. All 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:05.360 you've ever wanted is to be famous. 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:08.040 No, no, I am famous, and it feels great. 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:11.759 It is great. It is just it's a lot. It's fun. 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:13.840 Yeah, but every time I talk to you, you're like, 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:15.440 I either need a nap or I need to eat. 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:17.600 Those are like the two levels that you hit. 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:18.240 Well. 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:20.400 I mean it is now two o'clock in the afternoon. 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:22.839 I've had breakfast. That's all I've gotten to eat because 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:24.120 I've been working the whole. 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:26.760 Time, working and having fun. You're right, you were doing 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:27.880 some bingo, which is fun. 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:31.560 I was doing bingo, I was doing blackjack, but they 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:32.920 did not give me any food. And then I went 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:35.640 to go order a sandwich and you said, we don't 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:37.880 have to dive run a sandwich. We got a record 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:38.639 best bets. 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:40.280 I did it, and you grabbed me by the ear 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:41.320 and I drugged me up. 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:42.440 Here you act like. 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:45.040 I'm your mother, which has been kind of an ongoing 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:47.480 theme on this cruise. Everybody's like, are you as handler? 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:50.760 Are you his mom? And honestly, kind of a combination 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:53.080 of the two. I have to round you up quite 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:53.480 a few times. 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:54.320 I do appreciate it. 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:57.160 Yeah, yeah, keep in track of you. It sure you 0:01:57.160 --> 0:01:58.040 don't fall off the boat. 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:01.880 Yeah, but it's pretty cool. Like it's a little weird 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:04.720 being out here in this big thing called a boat. 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:08.400 I don't know how it floats, first of all, and 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:11.720 then also not being able to see land very weird. 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:14.519 You know, you are really lucky though, because this cruise 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:16.959 in particular, we haven't really been that far from land 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:20.040 the whole time, right, Like we've been circling the Bahamas 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:23.280 the whole time since we left NASA, We've seen Bimini. 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:25.600 We're just kind of floating out here at seagoing six 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:26.240 miles an hour. 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:27.400 Oh that's nice. 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:29.600 So like we're really not far. If you did fall overboard, 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:30.880 you could swim to shore. 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:32.840 Well no, no, I'm not talking about me falling overboard. 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:34.720 Then what are you worried about, like not being able 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:35.760 to see things. 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:37.320 If something happens with the boat. 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:38.880 We just sink like the Titanic. 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:40.639 Well I need to see land so I could swim there. 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:42.720 That's what I said. If you go overboard, we're close 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:43.920 enough you could swim right now. 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:44.920 I doubt it. 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:46.320 I'm not a very good swimmer. 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:49.839 I did learn that about you. You and Ray. Ray 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:52.640 can't swim and you swim like doggy paddle style. 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:53.600 Yeah. 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:55.280 Did you never have swimming lessons as a kid? 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:56.079 Oh? 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:56.760 Probably did. 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:58.440 I was on swim team for a couple of minutes 0:02:58.480 --> 0:02:58.880 and then I. 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:01.519 Quit minutes, Like really just a couple of mins. 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:01.799 I don't know. 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:03.800 I don't know how long, but I mean, it's just 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:05.880 been so long since I really swam. 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:08.480 Okay, So who's teaching your kids how to swim though? 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:11.359 Professionals? 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:13.680 Okay, so you're gonna take them somewhere to learn how 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:13.799 to know? 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:15.799 We did. We took them somewhere, and then we had 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:18.080 a sixteen year old high school kid teaching them. 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:19.799 And then now it's just like. 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:22.200 They're going to learn the more they're in the pool. 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:24.119 We realized the more they just learn. 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:27.760 Yeah, that's true. But I'm just you know, thinking about 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:28.920 their dad not being able to swim. 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:30.720 What happened the middle I can swim? 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:32.760 Yeah, it was. It was pretty sad. I'm not going 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:35.760 to watch you swim. What do you mean you're kind 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:37.080 of doing like the little doggy paddle. 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:39.760 I was taking my time. We weren't racing. We were 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:42.960 just lollygagging in the ocean. It wasn't like I was like, hey, 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:45.480 swim here to here in thirty seconds. I would have, 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:47.160 you know, put some mustard into it. 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:49.000 But there was no You would have put some mustard 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:53.680 in it, yeah, I would some mayonnaise too, No, just mustard, okay, And. 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:54.880 I would have done it a little bit better. 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:57.080 Instead, I was just got a lollygagging in the water. 0:03:57.800 --> 0:03:59.040 You were no big deal. 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:01.080 It was an interesting In fact, I learned it's just 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:02.160 not your guys a strong suit. 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:04.440 Yeah, okay, so I got to really improve. I needed 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:06.560 to go to do adult swim lessons because when I'm 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:08.040 on Survivor, you gotta. 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:08.440 Be able to swim. 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:09.560 Oh I didn't think about that. 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:11.240 Yeah, so I got to get adult lessons. 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:12.920 You need to do that before, just in case you 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:14.280 ever get your shot, you're ready to go. 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:16.640 That's what I'm saying. I've got to get adult lessons. 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:19.240 Yeah, like sooner rather than later, and for your own survival. 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:22.320 Yes, in general. Yeah, and he did. 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:23.880 We're floating in the way. Is that you did good 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:29.000 at So let's talk about our trips off of the boat. 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:31.600 We'll get back to the boat. Go. The first one 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:34.520 we did was Key West, and we rented a golf 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:37.040 car and we went around the island drive in. 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:38.960 We rented a golf cart. 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:39.760 Now they're called. 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:43.719 Golf cars, yep. I mean my fiance sells them. 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:46.400 So I've never been in a golf car. I've been 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:47.080 in a golf. 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:49.200 Car called golf cars, golf carts are the ones that 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:51.440 used to be like only go like a certain speed 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.960 and they didn't have engines and stuff. Those were golf carts. 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.760 But now the ones that they sell that most people 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:59.440 have that are like street legal and stuff their golf cars. 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:02.039 The more you know, never knew that, The more you know, 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:03.120 I'll call it a golf cart. 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:07.640 Anyways, we rented one on Key West and where all 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:09.240 did we go? We went, Oh, we went to the 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:14.560 Hemingway house. Yeah, and saw the polydactyl cats what they're called. Yeah, 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:15.640 the six toe beans. 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:18.159 Well, let me tell you something about that house. It 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:18.960 smelled like pea. 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:20.240 Yeah, it did smell. 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:21.080 It's kind of gross. 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:22.520 And it was really humid in there. 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:25.159 Yeah, and so the pee smelled really bad. So I 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:27.919 was like, let's get out of here. But it was fun. 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:30.000 I had a lot of the cats, Yeah, and it 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:30.440 was cool. 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:32.520 I mean the oldness of the house. And if I 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:37.160 knew who Ernest himinguen Way was him in a way, 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:38.680 if I knew, what's. 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:41.120 With you like with the rebeat like Vimy and Himanway, 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:43.279 Well you just said what was his name again? 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:44.080 So I said it again. 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:45.360 His name's Ernest Himanway. 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:47.960 I don't know what he wrote, so it's not really 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:50.720 that cool to me. But it was a cool old house. 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:53.880 And I know he was a writer, but I didn't 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:54.599 read his stuff. 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:57.719 He's a famous writer, for sure, and there's only one 0:05:57.720 --> 0:05:58.760 that I think I know. Let me see. 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:00.000 No, you didn't read him. 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:02.360 There's only one book that I think i've ever might 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:03.880 have read from him, and I don't know for sure. 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:05.920 So that's why I'm googling his most famous books. 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:07.320 Okay, let me see. 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:09.159 Well, we'll wait, don't hurry. 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:12.320 We'll go ahead and talk about something we did. We 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:14.920 were all petting the No, we pat the cats. 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:15.719 The cats was cool. 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:18.400 But I don't know if it's worth nineteen dollars to 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:19.440 get into that museum. 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:21.400 Yeah, it was worth it to me just to pet 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:23.440 the cats. I cared about that more than I. 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:25.080 Did animal shelter and pack cats. 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:28.559 Not six toe bean kiddies. They're all running around, happy 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:30.200 as can be, climbing trees. There was one to sleep 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:30.719 in a gutter. 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:32.520 Yeah, he was hanging out the side of the house. 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:33.480 That was fine. 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:35.599 No, I don't think I read he has a garden 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:36.120 of eden. 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:37.560 I don't know what that is. 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:38.000 I don't know. 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:38.800 Yeah, but he. 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:40.680 Has a lot of them, and yes, I feel like 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:41.320 maybe I did. 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:43.640 Did he did he write Where the Sidewalk Ins? 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:44.839 No, that's not him. 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:47.760 Oh I read that in school. How about Curious George 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:48.520 Goes to the Zoo? 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:50.240 He did not read that one either. 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:53.880 What about Curious George Goes to the Chocolate Shop? 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:56.240 Okay, now you're just making I think I read one 0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:58.800 of these? Then what book is that? 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:02.279 It's Curious George? Curious George joins the soccer team? Do 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:02.760 you read that? 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:04.680 Junie B. Jones? 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:06.400 Who Juni B Jones? 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:08.279 Those were the best books? 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:08.840 What is that? 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:09.400 Jenny B. 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:09.840 Jones? 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:11.720 She was like a kid and she was going through 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:14.000 a life and had all these crazy moments and there's 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:16.800 oh gosh, there's like forty or fifty of them. They're 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:18.080 just these little chapter books. 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:19.160 No, I don't know jod B. 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:20.240 Jones, Juny V. 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:20.840 Jones? 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:24.520 Are you saying, Junie JUNI never heard of her? What 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:28.480 about Encyclopedia Brown you read that? Oh? Man, we had 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:30.640 different childhood What about Maniac McGee? 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:33.760 Anyway, so we did go to ask my question. I 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:37.120 don't know that is I just stated we had different childhoods. 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:39.320 Yeah, Maniac McGee and my mom would read that to 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:39.800 me at night. 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:42.440 So your maniac McGee. 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:44.160 Well, I don't even I remember there. 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:44.960 Was a frog in it. 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:48.520 Do you identify more with Curious George or maniac McGee? 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:49.840 Oh, Curious George. 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:51.840 That was curious Monkey. 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:53.000 That was my jam. 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:54.800 Yeah, you dress up as it one year two with 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:55.240 your kids. 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:56.640 I was the man in the yellow hat and my 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:59.000 middle son was Curious George for Halloween. 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:00.480 Was pretty cool. 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:02.720 So we did do that. We did heavywey house and 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:05.320 then what we do We went to there was like 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:07.080 a four beach state park. 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:08.080 No, we went to a bar. 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:11.200 Well, yeah, we popped in a bar, but not very long. 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:12.360 And then we went to breakfast. 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:16.160 We did eat breakfast at the breakfast club too, Yeah, 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:18.480 and it was bombed. We had a pancake charcoterie board. 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:21.160 Yeah, the pancake charcooterie board was dumb. 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:22.120 Why was it dumb? 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:23.000 It tasted so good. 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:25.120 It was way too many pancakes. 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:26.720 We ate almost all of that. 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:27.600 We ate half. 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:30.160 That's not true. We had four left and there was fourteen, 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:32.240 so it was all right. 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:34.120 I didn't think the pancakes were that great. The French 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:38.239 toast board was better than the pancake board. In my opinion, French. 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:39.720 Toast fondue was the other thing that we got. 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:42.080 Is that what it's called, Yeah, f do And I 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:43.440 got the shrimp and grits. 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:46.800 Good. That's some of the best food we've kind of eaten, 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:47.800 honestly this week. 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:48.920 Yeah, you're right about that. 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:50.280 Yeah, really good food. 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:52.640 Then we went that's when we. 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:54.040 Went to the State Park beach and we hung out 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:55.199 on the beach for a hot minute. 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:58.600 Well, you guys were in such a hurry that drove 0:08:58.640 --> 0:08:59.199 me nuts. 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:01.319 Why we didn't go there just to hang out of 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:01.720 the beach. 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:04.120 Well why not? Why did we go to the beach 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:06.360 if we were going to hang out for twelve minutes 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:08.040 and then say all right, let's go, guys, let's go. 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:09.720 I mean I think we were there for like forty 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:10.600 five minutes, so. 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:12.120 Like I didn't even get to enjoy the water. 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:14.360 You were in there. We went, We swam out to 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:15.840 the rocks, and we hung out on the rocks. But 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:17.920 you can only sit on the rocks for so long. 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:19.560 Right, and then you're like, we gotta go, we gotta 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:21.360 go out, and I might why I had to keep 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:23.360 us moving, you know. And then we went to a 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:24.760 Cuban restaurant that was really good. 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:27.920 I didn't eat there. Why the cubid menu did not 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:30.160 have any offerings for my vegetarian diet. 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:32.480 I'm sorry, I get really good. 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.440 I did have some of the plantain chips though. 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:35.080 They were good. 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:35.800 Those were good. 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:37.120 Yeah, So I enjoyed that. 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:39.720 And when we were there, I saw baby chicks. That 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:41.400 was fun because there was roosters everywhere. 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:41.800 Yeah. 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:43.720 No one told me about roosters in Key West. 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:45.480 Those were so cool. 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:46.079 Yeah. 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:48.760 And then we went to a gift shop. 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:51.360 And you made us go to a CVS because you've 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:53.120 forgot sunglasses and sunscreen. 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:54.360 Uh wrong. 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:56.920 I bought my sunglasses at the gift shop. 0:09:57.040 --> 0:09:57.480 Thank you. 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:00.000 We went to a gift shop and CBS because lunchboxs 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:04.280 forgot mouthwash, sunscreen, and sunglasses. And he also bought two shirts, 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:05.760 one of which he is wearing right now. 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:07.200 Yeah. I bought those from the gift shop. 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:13.000 I bought the mouthwash and the sunscreen from Walgreens or CVS, 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:16.640 whatever one it was. And I should have bought what 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:17.400 else do I need? 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:18.600 That's all I needed? 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:20.440 No, that's all you needed, but you needed something, so 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:22.000 we had to stop in a CVS. 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:23.960 Yeah, because I didn't have sunscreen. I didn't realize you 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:25.160 need a sunscreen on a boat. 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:28.840 Yeah, and you wouldn't go to the checkout. You wouldn't 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:30.079 do the self checkout. 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:31.120 I don't work there. 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:34.240 Yeah, and I don't understand that, like you're so against 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:35.000 the times. 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:38.520 No, you know why they don't give me a discount 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:40.080 for checking myself out? 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:42.880 Nobody. It helps you move faster if you do self checkout. 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:47.000 Sorry, if you do self checkout, you know what you're doing. 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:47.760 What am I doing? 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:49.439 You're taking a job away from somebody. 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:52.320 No, but sometimes I'll go to the people. I just 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:54.040 do both. I do whichever one's faster. 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:54.600 No. 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:58.680 Yeah, if the if the people at the doing it 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:01.120 manually are fast, sure I'm going to them. If the 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:02.719 self checkout is MTM going to. 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:03.920 There never knowing it. 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:06.000 I'm just helping with the efficiency of the store. 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:08.120 Well, they'll learn that they need to get more cashiers 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:10.240 in there. If you want to make them, send a message, 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:11.240 that's how you send a message. 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:13.040 I don't only care to send a message, though, I. 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:14.600 Just want to say you don't care about other people 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:15.120 having a job. 0:11:15.200 --> 0:11:16.840 I want to get my groceries and leave. 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:20.360 Sorry, I'm here to support American people American jobs. 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:22.800 Oh is that what that is? I think you just 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:24.240 don't want to do it because you're not getting paid 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:25.520 to do it, So you want to make somebody else 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:25.760 do it. 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:28.760 Correct. Yeah, Like why would I? Why would I do 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:31.640 something that they're paying someone to do. I don't know. 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:33.640 I kind of also find it fun. You don't find 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:35.480 it fun, like to scan the I like getting the 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:36.319 little gun out and. 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:38.880 I used to do that. Man, I've been there, and 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:40.120 that was in my past life. 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:40.800 I did that. 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:43.080 You're too bougie to be fun. 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:45.320 No, I'm not too boogy to be fun. I'm trying 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:49.480 to respect sensitive Sally over here that works at the cashier. 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:53.079 I want her to she's sensitive well because she's emotional 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:56.320 because she sees people going to the self checkout and 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:58.400 she's like, I'm gonna lose my job. I'm going to 0:11:58.520 --> 0:11:59.319 lose my job. 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:04.600 I think. I think we're always gonna need both. I 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:05.079 really do. 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:05.640 I don't. 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:07.000 You don't need self checkout. 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:10.600 You really don't need it. And here's here's what's annoying. 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:13.839 Like at the airport in Nashville. I go in there 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:15.280 to buy some snacks, right. 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:18.160 Oh, Like one of the gas stations in there whatever. 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:21.680 And I walk up to the register and it's self 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:24.839 check out only, But they have a woman sitting there 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:27.960 hitting the buttons for you. If she's hitting the buttons, 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:29.520 why shouldn't she just check me out? 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:29.760 Ye? 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:33.600 That is weird, so annoying that he's oh here, hit 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:35.960 here all right, and I scan this item, scan this, 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:38.600 I'm like, why don't you just check me out? Why? 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:39.480 What are we doing? 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:42.760 I wonder if the reason why is because like they 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:44.640 don't work the same hour, so like the late night 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:46.840 or the early morning flights, they don't have somebody working, 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:48.480 so they're just in there for some. 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:50.040 Of it they happen to have someone working. 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:51.960 I don't know, but you're right, that is dumb, Like 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:54.240 just do one or the other in those situations, right. 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:58.040 You have some an employee there hitting buttons, and I'm like, what, 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:01.040 I just so stupid, very annoying. 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:03.120 I'll keep using self checkouts though. 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:07.320 Okay, you hate American people having American jobs. I don't 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:10.760 sorry anybody having jobs that guys, if you're a cashier anywhere, 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:12.559 Morgan wants you to lose your job. 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:14.240 That's not true. There's also cashier. You could be a 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:17.080 cashier at Buffalo Wildlings like I did. There's other cashier jobs. 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:19.840 You can't be a cashier at Buffalo wildwor I literally was. 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:20.800 I took takeout. 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:21.400 No, I. 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:25.400 Was a host, and then I did takeout order orders, 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:27.160 and then I did XPO, and then I was a waitress. 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:29.439 But takeout orders is a cashier. You stand at the counter, 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:31.959 you take takeout orders, you get food, and you deal 0:13:32.040 --> 0:13:34.240 with the money. Yeah, it's a cashier. 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:36.000 Well soon you'll just be ordered on that app. 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:38.280 People do order on that and they also handle that. 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:41.400 So like jobs evolved, things change. 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:43.480 Okay, you were so mad about that. 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:44.240