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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Still haven't figured out how to

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Speaker 1: make the person that's on the phone for Dirty Little

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Speaker 1: Secret today, I'm trying to I'm going to figure this out.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to figure it out. It's confused to make. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's time for your Dirty Little Secret text in four

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Speaker 1: one to six one. If you have a secret to

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Speaker 1: tell us, you can tell us anything. We keep everybody anonymous.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

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Speaker 1: you can say whatever you want and on the phone

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Speaker 1: with us right now. French Press coffee, Oh maker delicious

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Speaker 1: because I got a French Press coffee maker for the

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Speaker 1: studio and I've screwed it up a few times now

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Speaker 1: trying to make it. But I will figure this out.

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Speaker 1: So French Press Coffee, how are you? I'm great? How

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Speaker 1: are you guys? Good? You're difficult. If you have any

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Speaker 1: instruction on how to work, could you please tell Jubil.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, a French press is okay. I'm

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Speaker 1: not great at it either, Like I always get coffee ground.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it just comes with the

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Speaker 1: territory of a French press. They get a little bit rainy,

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Speaker 1: just comes with the ownership of a French press. I

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Speaker 1: guess responsibility we have to deal with. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: so you have a dirty little secret. I do, um

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Speaker 1: and I've literally told nobody ever in my life. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: what is it? Okay? Um? Uh? So I work at

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Speaker 1: a um let's pull the French press shop, and I've

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Speaker 1: been there for years. And there was a new barista

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Speaker 1: hire and he was gorgeous okay, and he he asked

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Speaker 1: me out on a date. And he had only been

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Speaker 1: working there for like two or three days, like barely

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Speaker 1: through orientation. Um so I was um, I was driving

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Speaker 1: to meet him, and I like definitely probably had like

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Speaker 1: too many espresso shops, like on an empty stomach before

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Speaker 1: seeing him. Um, and I had I had a poop

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Speaker 1: poops and posts yeah, like and I like, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what happened to me, Like I've been drinking and

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Speaker 1: making coffee for years, like my stomach should be used

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Speaker 1: to it, but I like I destroyed myself and like

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Speaker 1: tried to hover drive back home. It was and this

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Speaker 1: was on your way to a date. On my way

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Speaker 1: to a date with this new hire who was super

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Speaker 1: sweet and super handsome, But like, how am I going

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Speaker 1: to tell him that like you going to tell everyone

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Speaker 1: I've worked with, Like at that point, you might as

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Speaker 1: well just crush the car. Also, if you would have

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Speaker 1: met up with him, really no need to tell him,

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Speaker 1: he probably wouldn't know one hundred percent one hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: So like, oh, and of course, going to work the

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Speaker 1: next day, everyone's like, so what's it, Like what's the

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Speaker 1: new guy? And I was like, oh, I totally lied.

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Speaker 1: I threw him under the bus, said I showed up.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't there. He stood me up. Oh wow, to

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Speaker 1: your co workers, it's my coworkers, and like you know

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Speaker 1: when you work, and I like if you're doing coffee

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Speaker 1: kind of like as a career, like we become very

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Speaker 1: tight knit at the place you work. Yet so immediately

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Speaker 1: everyone like iced him out and he ended up like

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Speaker 1: leaving within his first two weeks. He actually you didn't

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Speaker 1: show up? Why don't you just text him be like hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be a little late and then go

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Speaker 1: change your pants and then go back and meet meet

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Speaker 1: up of them. I mean I was too afraid to

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Speaker 1: put pants back on after that for like the whole day,

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Speaker 1: Like it's never happened before, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: Like that's that's like your worst nightmare. You're in a car,

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Speaker 1: Like I mean, I guess at least I was in

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Speaker 1: a car alone, but like, well, if that ever happens

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Speaker 1: to you again, Alex Fresh has a very good way

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Speaker 1: to handle that. I don't know how. I didn't actually

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Speaker 1: like crap my pants, but I had like these booty

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Speaker 1: shorts on. I was going to not really booty shorts,

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Speaker 1: but they were like too revealing to go into any

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Speaker 1: Starbucks or like anywhere to go poop. I was taking

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Speaker 1: my kids in school. On the way back, I was like, what,

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Speaker 1: like my stomach was hurting so bad. Normally I would

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Speaker 1: stop and I would be okay, but I wasn't okay.

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Speaker 1: Was walking into stores what I was wearing. So I

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Speaker 1: went but like behind these apartments and I took a

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Speaker 1: vinty Starbucks cup and I took a crap in the

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Speaker 1: Starbucks cup, and I was a I was a responsible

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Speaker 1: pooper and I get throwed away in the big garbage bin.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, that was stressful. And it was how I

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Speaker 1: reased you because it was cold outside and I just

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Speaker 1: like stood it and I looked back and there were

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Speaker 1: just like steam coming off. So you're already work at

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Speaker 1: a coffee place. Just have an extra coffee cup in

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Speaker 1: your car for the next time that happened. And that

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Speaker 1: is a true story. Oh my gosh, that's a very

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Speaker 1: helpful tip. I'll take a sleeve of our cups, keep

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Speaker 1: him in the car mobile bathroom where you need it. Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Thanks guy, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret.