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Speaker 1: No one's entertainer report he's on the Bread Show.

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Speaker 2: The woman serving thirty years for murdering singer Selena wants

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Speaker 2: to resume her career in the music industry upon her

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Speaker 2: potential release next year. I don't know about all this,

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Speaker 2: so Yolanda Celdivar says, more specifically, her dream job would

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Speaker 2: be as Shakira's assistant.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: She says she's been following her career for years while

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Speaker 2: she's been behind bars, and Shakira did not directly respond,

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Speaker 2: but her fans took a social to express fear and

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Speaker 2: said stay away from her. Yolanda served as the president,

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Speaker 2: of course of Selena's fan club and manager of her

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Speaker 2: boutiques before her family fired her for embezzlement from both

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Speaker 2: organizations in early March of nineteen ninety five. Of course,

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Speaker 2: on March thirty first of that year, she killed the singer.

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Speaker 2: Her parole date is set for March thirtieth of next year.

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Speaker 2: So Sekira, Shakira, beef up your uh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm thinking Curia doesn't need to be managing any

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Speaker 1: talent right or really like anything.

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Speaker 3: Any living thing. Yeah, she really needs to stay in

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Speaker 3: right forever, like I.

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Speaker 2: Understand, Like she killed someone, so she obviously is Looney

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Speaker 2: Tunes anyways, But how do you think that that's something

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Speaker 2: that you can do against.

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Speaker 1: That's going to give you that job? Like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're qualified, right, So I am looking for management, but

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't know avaiable. We're coming into a

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Speaker 1: contract here, guys, So I don't know. I need someone

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Speaker 1: that is a true enforcer. Maybe yeah, maybe these guys

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Speaker 1: around here take me a little more seriously. If if

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Speaker 1: that were my agents, then against she kills me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she cares her own people.

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Speaker 1: No, never, I would like that. Maybe they would be like,

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Speaker 1: go ahead and hire her.

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Speaker 2: No, and Shekira's got those legal problems, Like we don't

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Speaker 2: need it, you know, we need a crisis manager. Ed

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Speaker 2: Sharon said that he ate chicken wings for a year

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Speaker 2: and a half during what he called his fat phase

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Speaker 2: while touring the US. So he was on a podcast

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Speaker 2: and talked about how he really started packing on the

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Speaker 2: pounds as he attempted a no carb diet. He made

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Speaker 2: understood what that meant and what he could eat though,

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Speaker 2: so he said, I used to think no carbs meant

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Speaker 2: no bread, no fries, and I was like, Okay, I

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Speaker 2: can eat chicken wings, and I just ate chicken wings

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Speaker 2: for a year and a half and I put on

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Speaker 2: full stone, which is fifty six pounds.

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Speaker 1: Apparently you were looking it up because I was going

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Speaker 1: to ask what a stone was full stone?

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Speaker 2: He said, I don't have an off switch, and I'll

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Speaker 2: have one thing to eat, and you know, I don't

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Speaker 2: have that switch. So if I have that, I need

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Speaker 2: to order more and more and more, which yeah, I think, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you probably can't just eat wings for an entire year

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Speaker 2: and a half. But elsewhere in the interview, dream though, yeah, no, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it sounds fine. I wish that was a no carb diet.

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Speaker 2: He confirmed that he did get rid of his cell

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Speaker 2: phone almost a decade ago, and we've heard this for

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Speaker 2: a while, said, I haven't had one since twenty fifteen.

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Speaker 2: He has something that he can like videos and watch

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Speaker 2: stuff on social or put something up if he wanted to.

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Speaker 2: But he got rid of his phone in December of

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Speaker 2: twenty fifteen after realizing he had too many contacts from

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Speaker 2: before he got you know, a little famous, said, I

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Speaker 2: had the same number since I was fifteen years old,

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Speaker 2: and I had ten thousand contacts and it was just

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Speaker 2: people would text me the whole time, and I was

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Speaker 2: constantly in touch with a lot of people. So he

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Speaker 2: feels like no phones is you know, nobody expects you

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Speaker 2: to reply and so you get out of a lot

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Speaker 2: of stuff, which is he probably knows peace to be honest.

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Speaker 2: Nick Cannon, father of twelve, has taken out a ten

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Speaker 2: million dollar insurance policy on his cajones. So he based

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Speaker 2: that number on factors such as quote, this is a quote, size,

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Speaker 2: favorite features, and bedroom maneuvers using Doctor Squatch's ball valuation tool.

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Speaker 2: Who the hell is that with his new insurance policy

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Speaker 2: he has been bestowed the title of the most valuable

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Speaker 2: or having the most valuable balls, at least in doctor

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Speaker 2: Squatch's eyes.

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Speaker 1: That's the guy that makes like did body the order

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Speaker 1: and right? Doctor Squatch? I don't know, but if only

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Speaker 1: there were a way we could find out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, could you please google it? Because I don't know

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Speaker 2: who doctor Scotch. I do, but Jason needs to be

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Speaker 2: the new doctor Squatch and you know, check if they

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Speaker 2: can be insured and for.

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Speaker 1: A little inspection. Yeah you know, okay, yeah, go first,

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Speaker 1: there is part of me that would love to know,

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Speaker 1: you know, how you would evaluate what I have to

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Speaker 1: offer in an objective. Way I could be objective. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I would. I would be curious to know how, you know,

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Speaker 1: if I've got to if what I have is appealing

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Speaker 1: to to you know, yeah, I mean probably to everybody

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Speaker 1: i'd like, because you know, I like secretly I like

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Speaker 1: to be liked.

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Speaker 2: Of course. Well yeah, and your excess have given you

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Speaker 2: good press, which is always you.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing, it is amazing, very kind of them. Like,

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Speaker 1: that's the last thing I'm going to do with somebody

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Speaker 1: like that I don't like is be like, man, I

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Speaker 1: really it didn't work. I don't like that person, but

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Speaker 1: boy I got that sang though I'm not giving people

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Speaker 1: that kind of pr Maybe that makes me a bad guy,

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Speaker 1: but like, I'm not going to be out here being like,

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Speaker 1: yeah I didn't work out, she dumped me and she

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Speaker 1: was really mean to me and stuff, but boy, she

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Speaker 1: got that thing. No, I'm not doing that, you know,

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Speaker 1: but people have but no one else said was mean

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Speaker 1: to them. They just people. It's people you've spoken to.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard this press. You've heard this press yourself.

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Speaker 2: A friend of ours heard that press and then reported back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice. That's nice thing to say from an

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Speaker 1: ex i'd like to thank that X right now. I

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Speaker 1: won't say who it is because she's married. Now I

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Speaker 1: think I know who it is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but we all know who it is.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to think that, Oh I.

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Speaker 2: Don't even know who it is.

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Speaker 1: I just know you have exits out there that you'd

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Speaker 1: be like, man, I really dislike them, but I think

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Speaker 1: we all do, right, But would you say it out loud?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely not you neither.

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Speaker 3: I'm married.

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Speaker 1: I'm just not well yeah no.

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Speaker 3: But I get what you're saying. I feel like I'm

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Speaker 3: not that I'm petty and I can be nice. I'm

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Speaker 3: a jump and I but I will not give good

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Speaker 3: press like that to someone that I can't stand or

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Speaker 3: like I fell out with, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: But even if we were besties, even if we fell out,

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Speaker 3: we're still cool. I don't think i'd give good press.

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Speaker 3: You got to play it cool, you got to make

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Speaker 3: them seem like, keep their head little, you know what

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Speaker 3: I mean.

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Speaker 1: And then we all have those exes who gave themselves

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Speaker 1: great press. Oh yeah, just certainly shouldn't have.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can't ever really give yourself good press.

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Speaker 1: But we've all had those people who are like, like

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Speaker 1: have you ever dated somebody who told you they were good. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's usually the people who are like, you know, nobody

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Speaker 1: ever complain. It's it's like I I mean, we've all

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Speaker 1: had those people before, which is why I underpromise over

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Speaker 1: deliver in this regard. That's my best advice. Don't ever

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Speaker 1: be the person who's like, oh, I'm the biggest and

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Speaker 1: the best. Just say nothing and then whatever they get

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Speaker 1: is better than they were expecting. Because if you tell people, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm so good, I think you're asking for it. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Too much pressure. Yeah, if you want to catch up

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