WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Third Wheel Steal

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<v Speaker 1>All right, before we get to our new episode, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much for finding the Brooke and Jeffrey official

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<v Speaker 1>second date podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We appreciate that you're here. We got to revisit our.

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<v Speaker 1>Raccoon boy Friday. I mean, it's still how I picture him. He's,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hoping, has left her apartment by now.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope, but I doubt it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, at the same time. And the comments were funny.

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<v Speaker 3>We got one person who said, this is epic, priceless.

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<v Speaker 3>To us, we called this person a leech, a free-living lifestyle.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did this episode make me mad?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, a woman asked me to stay over for a

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<v Speaker 3>few nights after our first date while my place was

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<v Speaker 3>being fixed. We celebrated our 10th wedding anniversary next year,

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<v Speaker 3>and we have a three-year-old.

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<v Speaker 2>Life be lifin'. Maybe it'll work out for them. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>that's the update we'll get. Oh, God. I love when

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<v Speaker 2>you guys put in your little stories in our comments.

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<v Speaker 1>About how you met or how you relate or whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it may be.

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<v Speaker 2>Do that again today. Please. Your brand new episode starts

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<v Speaker 2>right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

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<v Speaker 4>We got an email this morning from a guy named

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<v Speaker 4>Nick who went on a date with a woman.

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<v Speaker 5>Kind of. I say kind of because, yes, he was

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<v Speaker 5>on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>But it wasn't his.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even want to try to explain it because

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<v Speaker 4>Nick's email did kind of trail off and didn't have

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<v Speaker 4>any periods or punctuations in it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love to grammar shame people right at the beginning.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a little hard to understand. So it might

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<v Speaker 4>be a lot easier just have him explain it himself.

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<v Speaker 4>So first of all, Nick, hey, man, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, guys. Thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that an exclamation park at the end of your sentence?

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<v Speaker 5>An exclamation park?

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<v Speaker 7>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I said mark. I meant to. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>my mouth didn't work.

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<v Speaker 7>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing.

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<v Speaker 6>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>Never mind. Why don't you just tell us what happened?

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<v Speaker 4>How were you on a date that you weren't really on?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, yeah, dude.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, like, my brother is, like, this genius tech guy, right?

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<v Speaker 6>Like, all IT and all that, right? He's super smart.

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<v Speaker 2>I like how you say right as if we know him.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. You're totally right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love your brother, man.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean.

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<v Speaker 5>Your brother's cool.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he picked me up from the bus station. We

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<v Speaker 6>were going to Uber back to his place and drop

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<v Speaker 6>off our stuff. But then he gets, like, this text

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<v Speaker 6>from this random girl that he forgot he had a

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<v Speaker 6>date with. Yeah, so we were like, screw it. Let's

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<v Speaker 6>just go to this place and get rid of this girl,

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<v Speaker 6>and then we'll go home.

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<v Speaker 2>Get rid of this girl?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well, so your brother had scheduled a date with

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<v Speaker 4>a woman, forgot about it, and you were with him

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<v Speaker 4>at the time, so you just decided to tag along?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. I'm hoping you're meeting somewhere casual.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. I mean, yeah, it was just bar, you know? Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>What is this woman's name? Stephanie.

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<v Speaker 6>Stephanie.

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<v Speaker 1>Stephanie, okay Talk me through You show up at the

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<v Speaker 1>bar You're with your brother Stephanie's already there, I'm guessing

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<v Speaker 1>What happened?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, she was like Wearing this after work outfit suit

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<v Speaker 6>thing And I'm like in sweatpants And like still smelling

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<v Speaker 6>like the bus So that was already kind.

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<v Speaker 4>Of awkward What was her reaction to seeing you Tagging

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<v Speaker 4>along with your brother?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I mean she was surprised But my brother explained

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<v Speaker 6>that I'm his brother And I was in town for

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<v Speaker 6>the weekend So It was all good. She was fine. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Hold on, though.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like a date that you're, like, they're interested

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<v Speaker 1>in each other. He can't move in on this woman. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>is your brother not interested in her at all?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I mean, something you don't know about my brother is, like,

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<v Speaker 6>he's this, like, really good-looking guy. So he has, like,

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<v Speaker 6>a bunch of options. So it's really not a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>So did you ask him for her?

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<v Speaker 5>Like, you were interested in her?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm confused.

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<v Speaker 2>You're asking too many questions.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. Well, just sitting at the bar chit-chatting and stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>And then my brother kept getting, like, hit up by, like,

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<v Speaker 6>different women on his phone. And, like, that was, yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Like I said, man, he's a stud.

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<v Speaker 5>You guys are important players.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels like you're quite the package together.

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<v Speaker 1>I imagine she's a little overwhelmed. The guy she's supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be going out with is on his phone talking

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<v Speaker 1>to other women.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're in dirty sweatpants, smell like the bus.

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<v Speaker 5>In the best kind of way, she means that.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you know, I get it. No offense taken.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. So anyway, so that was like my chance to

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<v Speaker 6>like talk to her and stuff, you know, we kind

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<v Speaker 6>of had a thing going because like he wasn't paying attention.

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<v Speaker 6>All right.

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<v Speaker 4>So, I mean, you're basically painting the picture for us

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<v Speaker 4>that your brother is basically completely ignoring this woman.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're stepping in like a hero and talking to her,

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<v Speaker 4>which is very kind of you. Do you get the

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<v Speaker 4>sense that she's, do you get the sense that she's

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<v Speaker 4>feeling interest in you?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, I was definitely interested in her. I don't

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<v Speaker 6>know if she was interested in me, but she was

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<v Speaker 6>talking to me, so that's really all I cared about

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<v Speaker 6>in the moment. Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, getting responses.

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<v Speaker 2>What are some of the subjects you guys covered?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, we talked about, like, you know MLB the show,

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<v Speaker 6>the video game?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, yeah, the baseball game.

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<v Speaker 2>My son loves that game right now.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. Yo, I love that game. I play that game

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<v Speaker 6>every day, man. I'm the starter shortstop for the Cubs, man. Like,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm winning MVP. You already got.

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<v Speaker 5>Drafted, huh?

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<v Speaker 6>Why? Oh, I got drafted. I got drafted by the Rockies,

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<v Speaker 6>and then I was like, no, I don't like this team.

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<v Speaker 6>Trade me. And so they traded me to Cleveland, and

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<v Speaker 6>then I was just doing nothing for six years.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so I'm assuming that she left then.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Um, what?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>She stayed and listened? Like, she was into it?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>My brother actually left. Like, after 40 minutes, after 40 minutes,

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<v Speaker 6>he was like, he pulled, like, a move. And, like,

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<v Speaker 6>he was like, I got to go. I got to

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<v Speaker 6>take my brother back to my place. And, like, so

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<v Speaker 6>I was like, dude, why would leave me?

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<v Speaker 5>Like, she totally lost me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 6>And so we left. And so, like, he was, like,

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<v Speaker 6>showing me all the hot chicks on his phone and stuff, like,

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<v Speaker 6>hitting them up. I was like, that's great, but, like,

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<v Speaker 6>you took me away from, like, my hot chick. And, like,

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<v Speaker 6>he was like, if you want Stephanie, she's yours. Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 6>And he gave me her number, so I've been texting

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<v Speaker 6>her a couple times.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm getting punched in the face right

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<v Speaker 1>now with information.

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<v Speaker 8>What?

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<v Speaker 5>It's so much coming at me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so happy it's just one brother on the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Brooke's saying it sounds like the love story of the ages,

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<v Speaker 4>and we want to help you.

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<v Speaker 6>Stop.

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<v Speaker 5>Get together with Stephanie.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, yeah, man. I'm just a hopeless romantic over here, man.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>That sounds like it.

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<v Speaker 6>Definitely.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you reach out to Stephanie at all?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I've been texting her stuff. And, like, I was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 6>it's the guy from the bus in the sweatpants.

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<v Speaker 5>And she gave us mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, what?

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<v Speaker 4>How?

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<v Speaker 8>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask, in the 40 minutes that you told

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<v Speaker 1>her about the show, did you ask her any questions?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lot of silence.

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<v Speaker 6>I know she likes whiskey. And I got to tell you, man,

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<v Speaker 6>she is not a lightweight. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny.

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<v Speaker 4>And the whole time that we've been talking to you,

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<v Speaker 4>that was the one moment of silence that we got

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<v Speaker 4>for like two seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, maybe next time that would be a good

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<v Speaker 2>way to have a conversation.

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 6>Talk about the whiskey?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So Brooke is saying she thinks there's going to be

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<v Speaker 5>a next time.

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<v Speaker 6>You think so? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>After we get her on the phone here. Oh, don't, man.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think your good qualities are you have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of energy and you're really passionate.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, thanks.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's some other things we could work on.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I like the optimism that we have going in the

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<v Speaker 4>room right now. We're going to keep it rolling when

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<v Speaker 4>we call Stephanie and ask her why isn't she calling

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<v Speaker 4>back the brother of the guy that was at the

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<v Speaker 4>bus stop at the bar.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll come up with a better way to phrase that, Jack.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you've got to jog your memory somehow.

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<v Speaker 4>The short stop for the Cubs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>She could be dating an MLB player.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're going to hook you two up and do

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<v Speaker 4>your second date update right after this.

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<v Speaker 6>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 2>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

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<v Speaker 4>You never know where you're going to find your soulmate.

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<v Speaker 4>They could be waiting for you on the apps, at

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<v Speaker 4>the gym. They might even be out on a date

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<v Speaker 4>with your older brother right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Your older, more attractive, more successful brother.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. And that's what our listener Nick did. Third wheeled

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<v Speaker 4>it when he came to town to visit his bro

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<v Speaker 4>and suddenly found himself tagging along on a date. And

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<v Speaker 4>kind of ended up falling for the woman that his

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<v Speaker 4>bro was supposed to be bonding with. His brother was

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<v Speaker 4>super busy, though, texting other cute girls the entire time

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<v Speaker 4>and decided to give Nick the green light and Stephanie's

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<v Speaker 4>phone number saying, hey, if you like her.

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<v Speaker 5>Go for it.

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<v Speaker 2>In this recap, I think that the brother is the

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<v Speaker 2>one that ruined this for you.

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<v Speaker 1>He sounds like such a jerk that I bet she

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't even concentrate on how great you were.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>That's all I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Now we have a villain in this story. Your older

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<v Speaker 4>brother is the one that kept you from your true love.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because he actually cares about this girl and liked her, right?

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<v Speaker 5>The brother is like going through a list of other girls.

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<v Speaker 6>Totally.

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<v Speaker 1>Nick, are you okay with Jeffrey throwing around soulmate and

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<v Speaker 1>love so much?

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<v Speaker 8>You know what?

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<v Speaker 6>I've thought about it, guys, and I think I actually

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<v Speaker 6>do love her. What?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, no.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a joke, right?

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<v Speaker 7>Bro.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>I cannot wait to.

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<v Speaker 5>See what I like that.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Let's just call Stephanie.

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<v Speaker 6>Please.

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<v Speaker 4>The suspense is killing me. I'm going to dial her

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<v Speaker 4>number and see if she picks up.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, is this Stephanie?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, is this?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, Stephanie.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey.

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<v Speaker 5>This is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 5>the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, man.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah. Do we have a surprise for you?

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 8>Beyond that you're calling me right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I know this is probably a little odd, and we

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<v Speaker 5>don't want to, like, interrupt your day, too.

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<v Speaker 6>A little. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>But this is a segment that's kind of odd by nature.

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<v Speaker 4>It's called the Second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Never heard of it, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so what it is is if we have a

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<v Speaker 4>listener that goes out on a date with somebody and

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<v Speaker 4>afterwards that person isn't calling them back, they'll reach out

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<v Speaker 4>to us to see if we can get a hold

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<v Speaker 4>of that person that they like to see if there's

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<v Speaker 4>a reason why.

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<v Speaker 2>And I am so excited to hear your side of

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<v Speaker 2>this date.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because the guy that emailed us, he wasn't the

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<v Speaker 4>one that was supposed to be going on a date

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<v Speaker 4>with you.

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<v Speaker 5>It was the guy's brother, a guy named Nick.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, yes, yes. Nick.

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<v Speaker 5>The shortstop for the Cubs.

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<v Speaker 7>You're talking about Logan, right?

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<v Speaker 8>You're talking about his brother Logan, right?

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<v Speaker 2>No, Nick is the one that called us.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't know his brother's name, but maybe Logan's

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<v Speaker 4>probably the guy you were supposed to go with and

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<v Speaker 4>Nick is his little bro.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I just, I don't really understand why his brother

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<v Speaker 8>would be Why is he talking to me through his brother?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no. I think that's a miscommunication.

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<v Speaker 6>There's a confusion.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So Nick felt like there may have been a connection

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<v Speaker 4>building between the two of you.

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<v Speaker 6>Are you serious? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's not, we're not calling for the brother. We're

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<v Speaker 1>calling for Nick. Nick's the one that likes you.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't even know what that means.

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<v Speaker 8>I didn't agree. To go on a date with Nick, though,

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<v Speaker 8>the date was with.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't it kind of feel like it was turning into

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<v Speaker 4>a date?

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't you feel a little chemistry?

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, if you're talking about the buzz from the

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<v Speaker 8>cocktail I was drinking, then yeah, I think I was

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<v Speaker 8>feeling some... chemical reactions well.

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<v Speaker 1>He described his brother to us and the brother sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like he was so rude to you like on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone the whole time totally not interested i mean.

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<v Speaker 7>His brother is a really busy guy he has a

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<v Speaker 7>very hectic job and his brother was in town so

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<v Speaker 7>honestly i thought that.

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<v Speaker 6>I was talking to his.

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<v Speaker 8>Brother really to help logan out to entertain him that

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<v Speaker 8>he forgot that he was even coming to town. I

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<v Speaker 8>figured he just had a lot going on and this

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<v Speaker 8>was an unexpected thing that happened.

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<v Speaker 7>But I mean, I see he's got a great job

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<v Speaker 7>and he, and he's really good looking.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So Logan told you that he had forgotten about his brother.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, not that he had forgotten about the date.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, of course. You're going out with me. You're not

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<v Speaker 8>going to forget about me.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>This brother sounds like, I'm sorry. Yeah. Don't work.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like Nick is the one that had a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit of a stronger connection with you, at least

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<v Speaker 4>that day. And don't take it from me because we

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<v Speaker 4>actually have Nick connected on the phone right now, listening

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<v Speaker 4>in on this conversation.

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<v Speaker 5>See? Oh, wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he's just yelling.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>That's Nick, you remember.

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<v Speaker 8>Nick, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 6>Right now I'm scratching my knee because it's like it

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<v Speaker 6>won't stop itching.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 7>No, I mean like with bringing me on the radio.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, that.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, you wouldn't answer my text, so I figured I

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<v Speaker 8>had to find out how to.

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<v Speaker 6>Get a hold of you. Oh. Okay.

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<v Speaker 8>You didn't maybe pick up on the fact that I

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<v Speaker 8>did not want to get a hold of?

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<v Speaker 6>Oof. Well, I figured you're busy, you know? It's busy season.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel that. Yeah, I feel.

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<v Speaker 5>Like we got that.

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<v Speaker 8>One could say that.

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<v Speaker 6>I just don't understand. Like, you don't want to see

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<v Speaker 6>me again? You were so interested in, like, what I

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<v Speaker 6>was talking about, so.

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<v Speaker 8>Look, I had plans to be on a date that night.

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<v Speaker 8>I was free. That was the time I allocated on

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<v Speaker 8>my calendar to drink whiskey.

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<v Speaker 6>And, you know, shoot the you-know-what. So... No.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, it was... It's like, explain.

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<v Speaker 8>That wasn't the plan.

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<v Speaker 6>It was just a blip. It was a blip in

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<v Speaker 6>the universe. A blimp?

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<v Speaker 5>No, a blip.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 4>He's just trying to focus, I think. Something you don't

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<v Speaker 4>know is that Nick had a lot of really nice

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<v Speaker 4>things to say about you specifically during your time hanging

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<v Speaker 4>out together.

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<v Speaker 5>He felt a spark.

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<v Speaker 7>You're probably just trying to get to me for Logan, right?

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<v Speaker 8>Because Logan thinks that.

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<v Speaker 6>No no logan logan's already like dating like three other

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<v Speaker 6>girls right now yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay he's hot and he's loaded.

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<v Speaker 4>I know listen look i know he's really good looking

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<v Speaker 4>i'm not gonna lie but i'm not ugly.

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<v Speaker 6>That means we have the same genes like genetics not

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<v Speaker 6>like you.

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<v Speaker 5>Know Not pants.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, tell her. Tell her you weren't at your

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<v Speaker 1>high point. You just got off a bus and you're

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<v Speaker 1>in sweatpants. If you're somewhat attracted to him in that state,

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<v Speaker 1>then you'll probably clean.

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<v Speaker 2>Up real well.

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<v Speaker 8>I never said that I was attracted to him. I

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<v Speaker 8>never once said that.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's true.

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<v Speaker 6>But you didn't say you weren't. Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>He's got you there.

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<v Speaker 8>What are we even doing right now?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know anymore.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just trying to get your love, Stephanie.

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<v Speaker 4>We're watching the fireworks explode right in front of our

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<v Speaker 4>very ears.

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<v Speaker 6>My love?

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<v Speaker 5>You worded that wrong.

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<v Speaker 7>No, this is how this is how.

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<v Speaker 8>This is how docu-series about serial killers start.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I would never.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy's kind of funny, Stephanie. He's just genuine. If anything,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd do it for the plot.

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<v Speaker 8>This is an excellent inciting incident.

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<v Speaker 6>Is this a money thing?

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<v Speaker 5>Look, Logan makes a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 6>I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>He does.

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<v Speaker 6>You know about Kalshi? I'm going to make these bets.

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<v Speaker 6>I got the Jets making the Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 5>I got the Jets making the Super Bowl. The sports betting.

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<v Speaker 5>Sports betting on there. Polymarket.

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<v Speaker 1>Betting was stupid that's a really good idea for your

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<v Speaker 1>financial future.

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<v Speaker 6>So like are we good are we doing this.

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<v Speaker 4>Or what this is the right time to ask has

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<v Speaker 4>he not been listening just ask her Nick wants me

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<v Speaker 4>to ask you Stephanie if you'd be interested in going

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<v Speaker 4>on an official date with Nick Not his brother.

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<v Speaker 5>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>And listen, Stephanie, it's not going to ruin your chances

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<v Speaker 1>with his brother.

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<v Speaker 2>I promise you the brother is not going to call you.

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<v Speaker 5>Plus, we'll pay for the date.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he's got like a billion other options with women. But, like,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't say that. I don't want them to know that.

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<v Speaker 5>That's quite a selling point. Look, I'm desperate.

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<v Speaker 2>Who doesn't want to drink whiskey with this guy, Stephanie?

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<v Speaker 6>Come on.

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<v Speaker 5>It'll always be a fun night regardless. It's a huge

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<v Speaker 5>ego boost.

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<v Speaker 8>Are you guys genuinely trying to get me to go

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<v Speaker 8>on a date with this guy? Like, is this what

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<v Speaker 8>you want from me?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, yeah, we were.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, one thing that I forgot could be a

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<v Speaker 4>hiccup is that, Nick, you live in a different city.

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<v Speaker 5>Then Stephanie does. I'm not sure how that would work.

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<v Speaker 6>It's funny that you mentioned that. Because, like, me and

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<v Speaker 6>Logan are actually in a fight right now. So, Jeff,

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<v Speaker 6>could I at least, like, stay at your place for

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<v Speaker 6>a few days?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, because you're in town still.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I see.

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<v Speaker 5>Absolutely not. So, okay. It seems like I'm picking up

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<v Speaker 5>it might be a no.

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<v Speaker 6>You think so?

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<v Speaker 5>Jeff, you're just as bad as him. Yeah, I'm sorry, Nick.

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<v Speaker 5>I think Stephanie is still interested in your brother.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>That's really disappointing.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that true, by the way?

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<v Speaker 4>Even though you know he has all these girls, are

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<v Speaker 4>you still interested in the brother?

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<v Speaker 8>I love competition.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 6>Stephanie, you like competition? That's good, because, like, I have

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<v Speaker 6>this link for Kelsey for, like, $ 5 off. Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, God. I'm just saying.

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<v Speaker 8>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, we heard what you were saying.

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<v Speaker 5>It didn't work this time, Nick.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not going to be going out with Stephanie, but

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<v Speaker 4>good luck winning the pennant with the Cubs this year.

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<v Speaker 5>I think this is your year.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, thanks. We're making a push, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. You guys, I know

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<v Speaker 4>we just talked about Logan, but there's a reason why

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<v Speaker 4>we don't get callers like.

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<v Speaker 5>That on this show.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, like the successful brother?

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<v Speaker 5>The successful brother?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Because they're swimming in it. Women are swarming him. They

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<v Speaker 4>don't need us, but we need them.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to talk to him.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like him either. I don't even know the

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<v Speaker 2>guy and he sounds like a jerk.

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<v Speaker 5>Exactly. And that's entertaining.

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<v Speaker 4>We need to put out an APB for all the

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<v Speaker 4>hotties who got rejected for the very first time in

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<v Speaker 4>their life. Because I never have personally, so I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>understand what they're going through. But Brooke's been rejected many times.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I seem to remember a story of you crying in

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<v Speaker 1>some frat house a couple of times during college.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, yeah, I've been through some adversity. Sure. I'll admit that.

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<v Speaker 5>But rejected outright? That's more of a Brooke thing.

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<v Speaker 4>By many men, ugly and hot. homeless and homed. So

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<v Speaker 4>will we be compassionate? Some of us will.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm also a loser. I just wanted to join in

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<v Speaker 5>on this.

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<v Speaker 2>You're in the Brooke boat.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me in, Brooke.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you coming at me?

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<v Speaker 5>Come be in Brooke's boat.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll all be in it together and call that person

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<v Speaker 4>who's not calling you back. Let's weep collective tears with

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<v Speaker 4>a second date update and go check them out online

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<v Speaker 4>wherever you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey.