WEBVTT - #150: Skeery's Revenge On Brody

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<v Speaker 1>Start up dat up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Buys, start up data. They're making noise data up.

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<v Speaker 1>Episode one fifty, that's a big one. It's the Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 1>Boys podcast. You think that we have something better planned

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<v Speaker 1>for one fifty since it is a big one. If

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<v Speaker 1>you remembered, we were gonna do a live Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 1>at fifty, We're gonna do a live Broken Boys, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you're gonna do a live Brooklyn Boys at one fifty,

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<v Speaker 1>this would have made the most sense to do one. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we can't even uh do the You can't even

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<v Speaker 1>see in the same room with each other, can't even

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<v Speaker 1>see each other face to face. Oh my god, two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred Get ready for the live yeah the episode two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred Yeah, live from a comedy club when they reopen?

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<v Speaker 1>Where can we go? Where were? What is safe to do?

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<v Speaker 1>It is in these COVID times, we could do a

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<v Speaker 1>live broadcast in a restaurant with capacity and only for

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<v Speaker 1>ninety minutes. Would you really want just our slices there? No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I would not. I mean, that's just can't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's only two that's only two slices of pizza. So

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<v Speaker 1>episode two hundred is A year is a year away,

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<v Speaker 1>so I would hope, how did you do that, Mathode?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, we got fifty in a year. About

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<v Speaker 1>there about dumbass. No, wait a second, it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be more than that because of your five billion dollar

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<v Speaker 1>home equipment. You have a calculator built in. Listen, asshole. Eight. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we have eight weeks off. Okay, so it's gonna's all

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<v Speaker 1>a year and eight weeks whatever, you know what I mean? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>not exactly a year. I apologize to all the slices

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<v Speaker 1>and we're like, oh, I just made plans for a

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<v Speaker 1>year from now and I got to change them. Can

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<v Speaker 1>I say one thing? No? Fuck apple, fuck applerod, come

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<v Speaker 1>on baby, bring it. Here's what they did. Here's what

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<v Speaker 1>they did. They're so slick, Brodie. Yep, they got the

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<v Speaker 1>new iPhone twelve right. And then they say, oh, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, we're not going to be including the charger anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>or the earbuds or anything, or or the little mini plug,

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<v Speaker 1>little ice cube looking thing, or any of the wire.

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<v Speaker 1>Why should we because we were being this They blamed

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<v Speaker 1>it on being environmentally conscious. When the woman in the

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<v Speaker 1>in the sizzle reel the video, the big propaganda thing

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<v Speaker 1>that they did. She from Apple did that segment. Tim

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<v Speaker 1>Cook threw it to her and she was on the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking roof and it was all this greenery around her

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<v Speaker 1>and like, you know, all the forest and the trees,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like and she's telling the story of why

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<v Speaker 1>you're not getting a charger with your new Apple products. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but then they could they say, oh, people have enough

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<v Speaker 1>the headphones. You probably have drawers full of those, you know, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's bullshit. But here's why they want you to buy

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<v Speaker 1>the new air Pod pros that came out or the

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<v Speaker 1>air Pod too. Okay, so you can buy that for

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred fifty dollars. Okay, spend two fifty on headphones,

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<v Speaker 1>and and then the charger is a two pronged funk

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<v Speaker 1>up the ass. Okay. Now here's why, because they interest you.

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<v Speaker 1>At another part of the Sizzle reel, they interest you

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<v Speaker 1>and we have mag Safe. Mag Safe is coming back

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<v Speaker 1>to Apple where they show you a charger, the brand

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<v Speaker 1>new chargers that are available in stores for like thirty dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>and they slap it. It slaps to the back of

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<v Speaker 1>your phone even with even through the case, and it

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<v Speaker 1>magnetizes this is now you'll always get full charge because

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<v Speaker 1>you you'll never there's no way to put it on improperly.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you can't fit. So I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>this is great. So now I'm gonna buy a mag

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<v Speaker 1>Safe charger from Apple because it didn't come with the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking phone. So I buy the mag Safe charger. Hold on, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm a sucker. But but the thing is, can't

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<v Speaker 1>rant about something and then say you bought it anyway. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, cool technology because it's mag Safe. So it

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<v Speaker 1>shows up in the mail and I'm like, this is magazines.

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<v Speaker 1>Mag Safe is a magnetic. It's a magnetic, flat little

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<v Speaker 1>circle and it goes and it sticks to your phone

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<v Speaker 1>like like that. So right, right, So so the phone

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<v Speaker 1>is made mag safe about a week ago. It's out

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<v Speaker 1>there mag Safe. Check this. Here's here's the best part.

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<v Speaker 1>It gets the mag the mag Safe air. I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>no no, but this morning it's super thin. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>even see it. Why would I not want to take

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<v Speaker 1>advantage of the new I'm getting a new phone. It

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<v Speaker 1>has max safe technology with the magnet. Why wouldn't I

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<v Speaker 1>want a mag Safe charger? Because you know they're not

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<v Speaker 1>selling it's not a hard l but the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>the hold on doesn't come in the box is a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>So now this ship aris at my house. The motherfucking

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<v Speaker 1>charge it doesn't come with the fucking plug. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>so I get it. I'm like, where's the rest of it?

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<v Speaker 1>It comes with the under those us b C. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to get too technical, but it's like the

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<v Speaker 1>new USB. It's the fastest one, the rapid, the most

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<v Speaker 1>rapid U s USB have it right, great, So, but

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't come with a plug. Hey, Brodie, when you

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<v Speaker 1>buy a charger, yeah, shouldn't it come with some kind

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<v Speaker 1>of wall adapter that goes into the wall? Dude? I

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<v Speaker 1>bought a Dodge charger a month ago. It came with

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<v Speaker 1>a wall charger. It comes to the wall. And by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, I know that Android is thinking about doing

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing. But the beauty of Android as you

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<v Speaker 1>can buy any box on Amazon or eBay and get

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<v Speaker 1>a cable and you're done. Doesn't have to be white.

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<v Speaker 1>Does it to be mag Safe? So now so, now,

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<v Speaker 1>so I bought three mag Safe chargers one what are

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<v Speaker 1>you three? Four? One for one for my living room,

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<v Speaker 1>one from my bedroom, and one for work. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it sticks on your phone. You're done. No, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's stills the plug into something has to get his

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<v Speaker 1>power from somewhere. But it sticks to your phone, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's and it's the fastest charging. So you're upset about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Three of them, But no, funk is wrong with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you it's a problem. When you have a problem,

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<v Speaker 1>all you Apple people, you're you're like on crack. I

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<v Speaker 1>need to have it. But here's why. Because it's the

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<v Speaker 1>most it's a rapid charger. It charges at three times

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<v Speaker 1>the rate as all their old chargers at times. So

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<v Speaker 1>now I gotta buy three plugs. So so three of

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<v Speaker 1>the actual just plugs. Now that twenty plugs, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>an upgrade from their freaking eighteen plugs or the little

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<v Speaker 1>lily little ice cube ones. It like like a little

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<v Speaker 1>square white cube and it goes right. Yeah, okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't use those questions. Question. So you you've spent h

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know dollars on the phone, a thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>on mag chargers and exaggerating, I'll admit it. Um, you

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<v Speaker 1>probably have to get new headphones because they have new

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<v Speaker 1>air bud light ones that you have to get. I

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<v Speaker 1>got thet I got the air Pod pros. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>got them. They have put pros, right of course, right? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>And last I checked what Elvis asked you? Why didn't

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<v Speaker 1>you respond to his text? You said, Elvis, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>getting texts. The twelve is it's it's not working. I

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<v Speaker 1>was in between phones twenty four hours. I was in

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<v Speaker 1>between phones and I had no service. I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get the new phone activated, new phones activate. But boy,

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<v Speaker 1>it was full of electricity. It's got five G all

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<v Speaker 1>right now? And then at the end of that hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>So so now I got I got three chart mag chargers.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that how much you paid for everything? Five G?

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<v Speaker 1>And I got three? And I got three of these

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one plugs that go into the wall that fit

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<v Speaker 1>into the other side of the mag charger. So but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just so angry. I was fooled. I was full.

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<v Speaker 1>You have fold three times four times if you count

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<v Speaker 1>the phone plus now you could never use the excuse.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, my phone died. I'm sorry missed your call.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna call you back. My phone died. You

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<v Speaker 1>have no excuse, I needed it. Yeah, so my phone

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<v Speaker 1>takes an hour to charge but you know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>use any headphones I want, I use any charger I want,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can replace the SD cards. I can put

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<v Speaker 1>as much memory in here as I want in my

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<v Speaker 1>Galaxy Note nine. It isn't even the latest, it's two

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<v Speaker 1>phones ago. But you know what, it works perfectly. Samsung

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't slow the phones down when a new model comes out.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you trying to say, Apple does they already admitted it.

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<v Speaker 1>I know they admitted, but that was in previous models, right.

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<v Speaker 1>They would never do that with a twelve. They stopped

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<v Speaker 1>that ship with the ten S Supercharged am Pro Deluxe.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying you're gonna get caught in want. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like alp Apple hiding behind the guys know of environmental,

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<v Speaker 1>of going green or being environment They took your It's

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<v Speaker 1>how they went. How do you think she got the

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<v Speaker 1>penthouse roof apartment because they pay uh, they pay laborers

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<v Speaker 1>in Asia a dollar to make the phone and send

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<v Speaker 1>and sell it to youth suckers for And then you

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<v Speaker 1>brought all the attachments. Did you buy the extended warranty? No, Dad,

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<v Speaker 1>I did not, and I will not. That's where I

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<v Speaker 1>draw the line, right, because if one of your super

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<v Speaker 1>Maglite chargers breaks. You got two more, So what do

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<v Speaker 1>you need a warranty for? But I did buy the

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<v Speaker 1>Apple mag Safe case. Oh three cases are just the one?

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<v Speaker 1>We have one phone, you dick. Oh you're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>okay what? Yeah, but no, it's got a super grip

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<v Speaker 1>on it. It's got the perfect Yeah, and it's mag Safe.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's it's actually max say friendly. So so

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<v Speaker 1>now I don't have to take the phone you trade

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<v Speaker 1>in the eleven plus? Oh pop, you had the ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me ask you a question. Were you able to

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<v Speaker 1>hold it even though it didn't have super grip? Were

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<v Speaker 1>you able to charge it and live a normal life?

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<v Speaker 1>Mag take? How many times did your phone die? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, ever it has died, yes, especially towards the

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<v Speaker 1>end I had. I had that phone for three years

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<v Speaker 1>because the battery dies out on you. Yeah, well it's

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<v Speaker 1>a place the batteries on Android phones. You could do

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<v Speaker 1>it on the Apple phone too. Yeah. Well you're the worst.

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<v Speaker 1>I am the worst, but I got the best phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care. You should, but listen, with all your money, right,

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<v Speaker 1>sell your scooter and buy an Android phone. Just play

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<v Speaker 1>around with it. Just play around. Get a burner phone, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>just put a number on there. Just pay a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of twenty a month from some bootleg phone company like

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<v Speaker 1>mint Mobile or whatever, one of these new upstarts that

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<v Speaker 1>promised you the world. Just get it, Just get him,

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<v Speaker 1>play with it for a little while and see if

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<v Speaker 1>you like it. Because it's too complicated for me and

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<v Speaker 1>all the plane. You're an electronics guy. You run the

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<v Speaker 1>radio station, and it's not it's not slick. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>look good. Really, have you looked at my phone? My

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<v Speaker 1>phone is awesome. I don't like your phone because it works.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't have super grip, though, I have to admit

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<v Speaker 1>that like super grip is like the stuff old people

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<v Speaker 1>putting their dentures, isn't it. That's poly grip. Whatever I'm done?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure? Because I feel like I feel I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like they got difference between us. They did get

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<v Speaker 1>you the differences. I would come on this podcast and

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<v Speaker 1>I would rant about some company, and I would get

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<v Speaker 1>something for free. You rant about the company and you

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<v Speaker 1>buy three of them. That's the difference. Fell into a trap.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I should be brought and scary. I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 1>because no one's taking advice from making no one's d

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<v Speaker 1>m NG you saying scary, tell me how to overspend? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a real I got a problem. I went

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<v Speaker 1>in to buy a car, but I think I might

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<v Speaker 1>want to buy two car ours. Talk me into it, Scary,

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<v Speaker 1>Do you get a lot of those? Are you writing

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<v Speaker 1>a book how to spend more money than you should? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of Brodian Scary, I'm just gonna move on. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just done. Um the we have a new print of

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boy's shirt. We're wearing it. We have the Scary

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<v Speaker 1>Brody Brotie Scary t shirts. We have to see it

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<v Speaker 1>live well well video of me wearing it on the

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<v Speaker 1>other strand fifty minute morning. So we have the November

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<v Speaker 1>five Today property of Brooklyn Boys, podcast Scary and Brodie

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<v Speaker 1>Brillian Scary and may Astound, established twenty seventeen with the

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<v Speaker 1>pizza logo navy blue font wearing my navy blue short

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<v Speaker 1>and it comes in, It comes in hoodie, it comes

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<v Speaker 1>tank top absolutely and tank top and it comes in

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<v Speaker 1>T shirt and yeah you're gonna love it if you

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<v Speaker 1>if you haven't already shopped, we are at Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 1>dot Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big

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<v Speaker 1>Cartel dot com. Now quick story. My other podcast, Walkers

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<v Speaker 1>and Talkers that I do with the lovely Jamie from

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<v Speaker 1>light FM. We have a new episode going up. I

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<v Speaker 1>would say sometime over the weekend. The last time you

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<v Speaker 1>recorded about two and a half weeks ago. The problem

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<v Speaker 1>is I don't have a supersystem like you do, and

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<v Speaker 1>so she sends me the audio, but there's a delay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I have to line up all the audio. Takes

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<v Speaker 1>a while. Yeah, anyway, I don't have those problems because

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<v Speaker 1>how much is my equipment? Uh three point seven billion?

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<v Speaker 1>Now you need a mag charger for your your studio equipment.

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<v Speaker 1>There a super mag mag safe. So by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>mag saves like it's like Dolphin Superma my favorite movie.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Yeah, okay, uh, what's the guy's name?

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<v Speaker 1>Super Bad? Who's in it? No with the glasses McFly

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<v Speaker 1>not even forget super Mag. On Walkers and Talkers, great

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<v Speaker 1>podcast about the walking Dead and fear walking Dead and

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<v Speaker 1>Walking Dead World Beyond. I had to I promoted our

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<v Speaker 1>merch store and I had to do it and do

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<v Speaker 1>my own. That's I did my own. That's oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't do your own. That's you need somebody else

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<v Speaker 1>to do your own. You did it. You did a

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<v Speaker 1>live read today, Well you did your own. That's I

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<v Speaker 1>heard the commercial on that, but I had no one

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<v Speaker 1>to do my own that did You should have? I

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<v Speaker 1>should give me something. Somebody pointed pointed that out on

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<v Speaker 1>one of our text messages. Oh, speaking of tweets and

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<v Speaker 1>things like that, Yeah, because you also have said as

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<v Speaker 1>I am. I don't know from whether to be upset

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<v Speaker 1>or Okay. We have a listener. He's a new listener,

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<v Speaker 1>and my god, he is a great new listener. He

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<v Speaker 1>jumped on board about two weeks ago and he's already

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<v Speaker 1>up to like episode eight. Love this guy. I would

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<v Speaker 1>imagine he's not gonna hear us talking about him until December,

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<v Speaker 1>probably not right, or maybe January, because he still has

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<v Speaker 1>like seveny episodes to go. But he's also been very

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<v Speaker 1>active on Twitter. Says he's really excited, like like like

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<v Speaker 1>a new toy. But he's tweeting about every episode as

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<v Speaker 1>he finished, right, and we don't remember what he's saying,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's like, oh my god, the rant in eighty

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<v Speaker 1>eight was amazing. Every two hours, every two like he

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<v Speaker 1>must have listened to another episode like Brody, you were right,

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<v Speaker 1>Scary was Wrong episode ninety. I'm like, I don't remember

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<v Speaker 1>episode anyway. He's trying to show he's a loyal fan, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and so he sent screenshots. His name is the Reaper,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, you don't have to out him. He

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<v Speaker 1>wants to be promoted. You're kidding me. He'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>hear his name him right now. And he's got a

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<v Speaker 1>great avatar, really really cool picture. It's not here. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're a nerd like me, I think. Yeah, he's sending

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<v Speaker 1>uh looking up. He's sending us pictures screenshots of reviews

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<v Speaker 1>on Apple podcasts of people that hate us, and he's saying,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe these people. That's so wrong. I love

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, now that's a compliment, but it's also I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't think I want to see screenshots

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<v Speaker 1>of people who hate us, especially since they were people

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<v Speaker 1>who used to love us. I mean, that's pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>like people. But it's pretty much like like two people

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<v Speaker 1>in a car talking about you, right, and your friend

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<v Speaker 1>is like, hey, look, you know, you know these two

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<v Speaker 1>guys over here, they're they're they're bad mouth in you

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<v Speaker 1>right now here. Let's open the car door and listen

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<v Speaker 1>in I'm like, you get to watch and something. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>my friend says you're ugly and stupid. I just want

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<v Speaker 1>you to know I completely disagree with him, Like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to know that. I don't think I want

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<v Speaker 1>to know either. It's but a couple of bad reviews

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<v Speaker 1>in there, But these I don't know where they come off.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of I respect the guy on on Twitter

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<v Speaker 1>for pointing them out to us. Oh yeah, listen, he's

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<v Speaker 1>trying to show that these people are crazy and are crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently he went after them on social media, which I love.

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<v Speaker 1>How does he find them? These are Apple reviewers with him?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't. You can't write back to an Apple reviewer. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't unless it was an Apple. Was it Apple?

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<v Speaker 1>It was it? No, it was Apple? That certainly not

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<v Speaker 1>it was it was Apple's um podcast, Apple music podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>Apple podcast podcast. All right. If you guys, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if you know this. Apple podcasts don't. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>come with a charger anymore. They don't. They don't see

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<v Speaker 1>the environment. But if you're all charged up from listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this episode, maybe you should leave us a five

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<v Speaker 1>star review or not that's yeah, why not, you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>Bounce it out also, just to not reference specifically what

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<v Speaker 1>the two people said who used to like us and

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<v Speaker 1>don't anymore. I feel like you should d m us

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<v Speaker 1>if you've got constructive critique. Yeah, let us you feel like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, there was a certain something you guys

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<v Speaker 1>used to do. I kind of missed that vibe or

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I love that segment or that thing

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. Or we used to bring in certain people

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<v Speaker 1>on the show, you know, back when we can have

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<v Speaker 1>people in front of us. Yeah, you know, And don't

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<v Speaker 1>make the headline this show was good. Now it's just garbage, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's you know, it's not it's not it's not constructive.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't really help us out of any rut that

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<v Speaker 1>we may be in, but we don't really. I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>my basement by my washing machines, and and and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in my apartment, and we haven't seen each other face

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<v Speaker 1>to face forcast since March. And I think we're doing

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<v Speaker 1>damn good fucking job considering, I will say, and I

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<v Speaker 1>the slices will agree with me. Scary one of the

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<v Speaker 1>bad reviews. I blame you, Yes, I saw it. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what. I'm looking at it right now. Why why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you read it? You read it, I'm gonna read

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<v Speaker 1>you read it. I'm gonna read it. And then Brodie's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna explain why this is funny. Is a one star

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<v Speaker 1>review from your Brook So they know fun this person.

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<v Speaker 1>They put it out there for everyone to see. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>y e R r R Space Brooke so bored of

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<v Speaker 1>this show, one star with with a mad face. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, they're so bored, they put like five ohs

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<v Speaker 1>and so and a bunch of d's and by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>adding d's to board is bored. Us don't used to

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, it's used to they wrote, use us

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<v Speaker 1>to love it, but now it's so boring. It's pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much the same every week. I'm moving on call her

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<v Speaker 1>daddy is pretty good? Love it so far? Yeah, with

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<v Speaker 1>a wink smile, because they must have heard us plug

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<v Speaker 1>dead podcast one week and here's an idea. Well, this

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<v Speaker 1>is like one of those in your face moments like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know what. But also it's like I listened

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<v Speaker 1>to the show, I get the kitchenness of it, I

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<v Speaker 1>get to call her daddy. Thing I'm gonna quote it right,

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<v Speaker 1>But then I'm gonna leave a bad review. No one's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get that reference except us, really, and all the slices.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, the one that you you're gonna blame on me.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the one star review from Jay Rockingham. These guys

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<v Speaker 1>need to learn how to mix audio levels. Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's on me. But I have to say he probably

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<v Speaker 1>heard a couple of episodes where we didn't know what

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<v Speaker 1>the funk we were doing. I would imagine, do not listen.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not that's not nice, terrible. Well, anyway, that has

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<v Speaker 1>hopefully been corrected since guess I don't know what episode

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<v Speaker 1>he was even listening to. It might have been an

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<v Speaker 1>old episode. And um, these guys think they're tough because

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<v Speaker 1>they live in New York. Um, don't we never said

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<v Speaker 1>we never said we're tough. Again, I think we're giving

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<v Speaker 1>too much. Well, you know, I just I appreciate you, Reaper,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. It's yeah, follow him. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what this means. By the way, I got to

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<v Speaker 1>shut it out. Maybe we'll make his his his his

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<v Speaker 1>profile again. But so h A R J asked, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what it says in his in his profile? It says,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm eminem fan. Stand but it's actually an all right

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<v Speaker 1>track fifteen whatever it is. Uh, David Brody and Scary

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<v Speaker 1>Jones mentioned me on at the Brooklyn Boys. Alright, so

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<v Speaker 1>here we are, thank you. Well we'll maybe we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>an update on that. By the way, have you created

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<v Speaker 1>a link tree or all links yet? Na? Oh it's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still busy with my only fans. Yeah. Um, watch

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<v Speaker 1>me suck my own dick. Okay, okay, So, speaking speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of that, yes, by the way, I saw it. I

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<v Speaker 1>saw exactly. Okay. So shaded mob about to say something

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<v Speaker 1>else sent us a screenshot of an alert on their phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Now this is UM, a New York radio station, the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest news station probably in America or one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Ten ten wins news election. First projection of the night.

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<v Speaker 1>Indiana projected to win Indiana. So obviously they meant President

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<v Speaker 1>Trump because he won Indiana. But they were in Indiana

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<v Speaker 1>injected to Indiana. So if so I said, well India,

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<v Speaker 1>he said Indiana one itself. I go st like Scary

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<v Speaker 1>who as is his own day? Yes, but the reference

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<v Speaker 1>I was going forward that was I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>you all saw, but I'm sure some people did. There

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<v Speaker 1>was last week of the week before episode of Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>Night Live, they did the headless Horseman last week Halloween,

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, and that the horsomest thing I thought of.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy had his he was holding his own head

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<v Speaker 1>in his hand and he was obviously everybody kept asking him,

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<v Speaker 1>like does he use his hand on his They were

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<v Speaker 1>fascinated and they just had like penis questions. That was

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<v Speaker 1>a great It was amazing. Lauren Michaels wrote the sketch

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<v Speaker 1>because they said something afterwards. Really yeah, oh that's phenomenal, phenomenal. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to I want to read this because I

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<v Speaker 1>think we might be guilty of it right now, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure to help us out slices. Are we

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<v Speaker 1>guilty of this right now? Um? Just one long commercial?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I for what this was. This was a

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<v Speaker 1>good This was by the way, a few weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>This was a good podcast when it started. Now it

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<v Speaker 1>just seems like a long commercial. F I R for

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. So what we did an hour and a

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<v Speaker 1>half podcast last week? Are you saying that an hour

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<v Speaker 1>and a half All we did was promote the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>People already listened and they want something to complain about them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm over here. Even if it was, like, let's say

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<v Speaker 1>you said it was a commercial, a full podcast commercial

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<v Speaker 1>for our merchandise, it wasn't. We we mentioned it once

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<v Speaker 1>we move on. Yeah, so I don't. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we guilty of talking about the podcast while we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about people complaining about the podcast? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe this segment here might be that. But people like

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<v Speaker 1>to hear it. It's fun, it's interesting, something completely different.

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<v Speaker 1>Is a quick one, all right, that's what she said.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that mean? Yeah? From J Saulo. Hey, guys, I

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<v Speaker 1>a scamboni. I went to a deli in my neighborhood

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<v Speaker 1>that I never go to. I was thirsty and walking by,

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<v Speaker 1>so I figured i'd get a twenty ounce diet coke

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<v Speaker 1>no ice. The one behind the counter tells me it's

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was strange, considering other delis in the

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<v Speaker 1>area charge a dollars seventy five for the twenty ounces.

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<v Speaker 1>I paid the two anyway and left. After I left,

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<v Speaker 1>I realized it's not it's sixteen ounces. So this Delhi

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<v Speaker 1>not only charges more for a bottle of soda than

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<v Speaker 1>the other place, but it's a smaller bottle to it's

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<v Speaker 1>the sixteen point nine. You know what that means, don't you.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's what the difference is. The twenty ounce bottles

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<v Speaker 1>are not available in stores as a as a you can't,

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<v Speaker 1>like unless you go to Costco. They used to be

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<v Speaker 1>a six pack in the stores with twenty ounces each.

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<v Speaker 1>The ones you go into like seven eleven and or

0:24:36.840 --> 0:24:39.560
<v Speaker 1>two and a quarter for the twenty ounce. They made

0:24:39.560 --> 0:24:42.760
<v Speaker 1>them coke and PEPSI made them all. Definitely conspiracy that

0:24:42.760 --> 0:24:45.080
<v Speaker 1>they work together on this. Now the bottles are sixteen

0:24:45.080 --> 0:24:47.480
<v Speaker 1>point nine ounces. I used to drink two bottles a

0:24:47.560 --> 0:24:50.239
<v Speaker 1>day at work. Now I gotta drink three because they

0:24:50.240 --> 0:24:52.520
<v Speaker 1>made them smaller. So do they do they or do

0:24:52.560 --> 0:24:55.719
<v Speaker 1>they not sell the twenty ounces anymore? They sell them

0:24:55.760 --> 0:24:58.960
<v Speaker 1>individually like at the register and or like I said,

0:24:58.960 --> 0:25:01.040
<v Speaker 1>if you go into a convenient or you go in

0:25:01.080 --> 0:25:03.720
<v Speaker 1>a seven eleven or wah wah or quick check, they

0:25:03.760 --> 0:25:06.320
<v Speaker 1>have them in the you know, in the refrigerator. But

0:25:06.359 --> 0:25:08.440
<v Speaker 1>if you want the sixteen point the six pack a

0:25:08.600 --> 0:25:11.320
<v Speaker 1>target or in the supermarket, there's a sixteen point nine.

0:25:11.960 --> 0:25:14.560
<v Speaker 1>So you know, his hiss depart that's pissing me off.

0:25:14.600 --> 0:25:16.879
<v Speaker 1>Now the place the Delhi he went to to get soda.

0:25:17.160 --> 0:25:19.280
<v Speaker 1>They must have brought the six packs dirt cheap in

0:25:19.280 --> 0:25:22.080
<v Speaker 1>the supermarket, and now they're passing them off to you

0:25:22.320 --> 0:25:24.280
<v Speaker 1>and you don't even notice it. Right, You're like, oh,

0:25:24.280 --> 0:25:26.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm buying a soda because you gotta pay more for

0:25:26.640 --> 0:25:29.760
<v Speaker 1>the twenties, so they're paying less buying the six packs

0:25:29.800 --> 0:25:33.280
<v Speaker 1>probably and that you don't even notice it. It's like,

0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:35.880
<v Speaker 1>don't ever, ever, ever, ever buy a one Leader bottle

0:25:35.920 --> 0:25:38.600
<v Speaker 1>of soda unless for some reason it's all that fits

0:25:38.600 --> 0:25:41.000
<v Speaker 1>in the refrigerator or you like to pour it, because

0:25:41.080 --> 0:25:43.200
<v Speaker 1>ultimately that means you're paying two dollars for the two

0:25:43.280 --> 0:25:45.240
<v Speaker 1>Leader bottle of soda, which you would never pay in

0:25:45.280 --> 0:25:50.479
<v Speaker 1>the supermarket for right a dollar doctor, never pay more

0:25:50.480 --> 0:25:53.399
<v Speaker 1>on that. And as soon as they go five for five, dude,

0:25:53.440 --> 0:25:57.920
<v Speaker 1>stock up, stock up on the two Leaders talking about

0:25:57.920 --> 0:26:02.200
<v Speaker 1>a Scamboni Scamboni. Ten minutes before we started this podcast,

0:26:02.200 --> 0:26:04.880
<v Speaker 1>I get a phone call. Now you know, I got

0:26:05.040 --> 0:26:07.520
<v Speaker 1>a new Dodge charger turned in my lease, least a

0:26:07.560 --> 0:26:09.639
<v Speaker 1>new one, not a big deal, and pain basically the

0:26:09.680 --> 0:26:12.680
<v Speaker 1>same roughly the same amount whatever. And there's a couple

0:26:12.680 --> 0:26:15.240
<v Speaker 1>of things you have to do when you get a

0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:18.760
<v Speaker 1>new car, they give you a year of free satellite

0:26:18.840 --> 0:26:21.400
<v Speaker 1>radio with traffic and weather and the whole bit, all

0:26:21.440 --> 0:26:23.639
<v Speaker 1>the all the bells and whistles. They give it to

0:26:23.640 --> 0:26:27.720
<v Speaker 1>you for free. Okay. Well I still had time remaining

0:26:28.080 --> 0:26:30.520
<v Speaker 1>on the last car I turned in. So you call up,

0:26:30.560 --> 0:26:33.719
<v Speaker 1>you cancel, right, and then you give them the radio

0:26:34.240 --> 0:26:37.320
<v Speaker 1>uh serial number of your new car, and they added

0:26:37.400 --> 0:26:39.679
<v Speaker 1>to your account, so they stopped charging you for the

0:26:39.720 --> 0:26:42.440
<v Speaker 1>old one, and you get the new car on the account.

0:26:42.760 --> 0:26:44.560
<v Speaker 1>And this way you have it for free, and then

0:26:44.560 --> 0:26:46.680
<v Speaker 1>when the time is up, then you pay for it.

0:26:46.720 --> 0:26:48.920
<v Speaker 1>But it's all on your account. So your app logins

0:26:48.960 --> 0:26:52.040
<v Speaker 1>are the same website, Well, it's all the same, okay,

0:26:52.080 --> 0:26:55.800
<v Speaker 1>So I I do that. The next day I go

0:26:55.920 --> 0:26:58.800
<v Speaker 1>to open up the serious x M app and it

0:26:58.840 --> 0:27:04.320
<v Speaker 1>says there's no account with my email address. What h What?

0:27:05.040 --> 0:27:07.879
<v Speaker 1>So I call I call up Satellite, call him up

0:27:08.359 --> 0:27:12.440
<v Speaker 1>and I said, hey, something's wrong. He says, oh um,

0:27:12.480 --> 0:27:16.320
<v Speaker 1>instead of transferring the car over to your new car

0:27:16.800 --> 0:27:20.080
<v Speaker 1>when you turned off the old car, they closed that account.

0:27:20.520 --> 0:27:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Why would they do that? I said, well, then that's

0:27:24.480 --> 0:27:28.440
<v Speaker 1>very easy. Reopen it. Well, we can't do that because

0:27:28.560 --> 0:27:33.400
<v Speaker 1>we closed it um. I said, I can't do that.

0:27:33.760 --> 0:27:35.000
<v Speaker 1>He says, you can't do it. I said, you canna

0:27:35.000 --> 0:27:37.199
<v Speaker 1>have to. He says, no, you'll have to reset up

0:27:37.240 --> 0:27:39.280
<v Speaker 1>the new account. I said, no, I'm not going to

0:27:39.400 --> 0:27:42.840
<v Speaker 1>reset up the new account because all of my devices

0:27:43.119 --> 0:27:46.639
<v Speaker 1>are logged in. All my favorites are chosen right like

0:27:46.640 --> 0:27:49.760
<v Speaker 1>I have like thirty favorite stations, because there are internet

0:27:49.800 --> 0:27:52.040
<v Speaker 1>only stations I've had, and I have them organized in

0:27:52.080 --> 0:27:54.800
<v Speaker 1>a certain order, sports and news and comment all the

0:27:54.800 --> 0:27:57.160
<v Speaker 1>way I want them. I don't want to deal with that. Yeah,

0:27:57.200 --> 0:27:59.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do. I said, yeah,

0:27:59.840 --> 0:28:03.359
<v Speaker 1>I get me supervisor, get me supervisor. And again, supervisor.

0:28:03.400 --> 0:28:05.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what part of the country but the world,

0:28:05.480 --> 0:28:07.080
<v Speaker 1>but I think they're making iPhones for a dollar where

0:28:07.119 --> 0:28:10.120
<v Speaker 1>I spoke to this. He says to me, it's nothing

0:28:10.160 --> 0:28:12.720
<v Speaker 1>we can do. I'm sorry. I said, okay, thank you

0:28:12.760 --> 0:28:14.680
<v Speaker 1>very much. What do I do? Scary? What did I

0:28:14.720 --> 0:28:17.680
<v Speaker 1>do next? You called back? I called back, Of course

0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:20.880
<v Speaker 1>you did. I got another guy, another supervisor, and he says,

0:28:20.920 --> 0:28:22.880
<v Speaker 1>oh no, let me figure this out. Let me figure

0:28:22.920 --> 0:28:26.000
<v Speaker 1>this out. We can do this. Hold on and long

0:28:26.080 --> 0:28:29.439
<v Speaker 1>behold after I got my dander up, so to speak.

0:28:30.880 --> 0:28:34.840
<v Speaker 1>They automatically migrated the radio and the phone the whole call.

0:28:34.960 --> 0:28:37.480
<v Speaker 1>Of course they did. They taught me it was impossible

0:28:38.000 --> 0:28:40.840
<v Speaker 1>until I pushed a little bit. So again I remind you, guys,

0:28:41.120 --> 0:28:44.760
<v Speaker 1>don't take ship anybody. It's something they can do. It's

0:28:44.800 --> 0:28:46.680
<v Speaker 1>something they can do. It's just the people that you're

0:28:46.680 --> 0:28:48.400
<v Speaker 1>on the phone with don't want to do it or

0:28:48.480 --> 0:28:50.880
<v Speaker 1>can't do it. So you call back and somebody else

0:28:50.880 --> 0:28:53.760
<v Speaker 1>will do it. Eventually you'll get through to somebody who

0:28:53.800 --> 0:28:56.320
<v Speaker 1>will who will take care of your business. It's true.

0:28:57.000 --> 0:28:58.800
<v Speaker 1>So it's like my friend Philip who used to sit

0:28:58.880 --> 0:29:01.720
<v Speaker 1>on the corner and proposition girls, Hey want to want

0:29:01.720 --> 0:29:02.840
<v Speaker 1>to go out? I want to go out. I want

0:29:02.880 --> 0:29:06.120
<v Speaker 1>to go out. I want to go out girls. No,

0:29:06.400 --> 0:29:11.720
<v Speaker 1>but yes, every every every time, Eventually someone says, never,

0:29:11.880 --> 0:29:14.080
<v Speaker 1>if you think it's reasonable, your quest is reasonable. Never

0:29:14.120 --> 0:29:16.520
<v Speaker 1>take No, I have another story with my water heat.

0:29:16.520 --> 0:29:20.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna we're gonna hear that. Yeah, but I haven't no, no, no, no,

0:29:20.040 --> 0:29:22.440
<v Speaker 1>I just want to finish my serious satellite conversation. Hold on,

0:29:22.600 --> 0:29:25.120
<v Speaker 1>there's more commercially at Yeah. Well again, So a half

0:29:25.160 --> 0:29:28.560
<v Speaker 1>hour before I sawed the story, half hour, a few

0:29:28.560 --> 0:29:30.800
<v Speaker 1>minutes before we saw the podcast. I get a phone call.

0:29:31.080 --> 0:29:33.280
<v Speaker 1>Now I've laid the groundwork. I have a new car.

0:29:34.200 --> 0:29:37.400
<v Speaker 1>It's it's about three and a half weeks old, right,

0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:40.680
<v Speaker 1>and I have a year of free satellite radio. Guy

0:29:40.720 --> 0:29:43.080
<v Speaker 1>calls up again. I think he just finished building an

0:29:43.120 --> 0:29:47.680
<v Speaker 1>iPhone and he says to me, uh hi, Mr Brady.

0:29:47.840 --> 0:29:52.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it's okay. So he says, uh, we noticed you

0:29:52.440 --> 0:29:54.800
<v Speaker 1>got a new car. Congratulations on the purchase of your

0:29:54.840 --> 0:29:59.520
<v Speaker 1>new car. My god, he's reading a sheet of course. Yeah. Thanks,

0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:04.000
<v Speaker 1>what's up? We're calling from serious satellite radio. Just want

0:30:04.000 --> 0:30:06.600
<v Speaker 1>to again, I wish you nothing but success with the

0:30:06.840 --> 0:30:08.960
<v Speaker 1>look like a great yep. Okay, what can I do

0:30:09.000 --> 0:30:11.719
<v Speaker 1>for you? Well, I want to I'm calling you as

0:30:11.720 --> 0:30:14.480
<v Speaker 1>a courtesy. You're one of our finest customers. Okay, great.

0:30:15.000 --> 0:30:18.160
<v Speaker 1>We want to help you, um connect your new car

0:30:18.640 --> 0:30:22.800
<v Speaker 1>to your existing account. M I said, I did it

0:30:22.880 --> 0:30:26.200
<v Speaker 1>a month ago. Well, you know you can easily put

0:30:26.240 --> 0:30:29.520
<v Speaker 1>your new car on your account. I did it a

0:30:29.520 --> 0:30:33.000
<v Speaker 1>month ago. Okay, not I know you got the car,

0:30:33.320 --> 0:30:35.760
<v Speaker 1>but you can link your new car to your I

0:30:35.800 --> 0:30:37.640
<v Speaker 1>already did it. Is there anything else I can help

0:30:37.640 --> 0:30:41.520
<v Speaker 1>you with? Well? Yes, you got one year free satellite

0:30:41.640 --> 0:30:46.000
<v Speaker 1>radio and and travel link. Yes I did. Um, Yes,

0:30:46.040 --> 0:30:48.360
<v Speaker 1>so we would like to talk to you about packages

0:30:48.400 --> 0:30:53.440
<v Speaker 1>available to extend your service. What. Yes, If you act now,

0:30:53.560 --> 0:30:57.280
<v Speaker 1>we can save you money, I said, but I have

0:30:57.320 --> 0:31:02.480
<v Speaker 1>eleven months and a week. I'm I'm good. Well, I

0:31:02.480 --> 0:31:05.840
<v Speaker 1>don't think you understand sir. I can I can continue

0:31:05.840 --> 0:31:09.320
<v Speaker 1>your service so you you don't risk losing it. I said,

0:31:09.320 --> 0:31:12.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put an alert in my phone sometime around

0:31:12.160 --> 0:31:14.120
<v Speaker 1>the ten and a half month mark, and I'm gonna

0:31:14.120 --> 0:31:16.640
<v Speaker 1>remind myself that I need to extend it. And I'm

0:31:16.640 --> 0:31:18.880
<v Speaker 1>pretty sure you and your friends are gonna call me

0:31:19.360 --> 0:31:24.120
<v Speaker 1>and hound me to extend my service. Can you imagine

0:31:24.680 --> 0:31:27.480
<v Speaker 1>almost a year in advance? He's telling me I should

0:31:27.560 --> 0:31:31.080
<v Speaker 1>not worry and take care of it now on extend

0:31:31.320 --> 0:31:36.280
<v Speaker 1>the free account you gave me. Idiots, Hey, here's some crack. Uh?

0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:39.880
<v Speaker 1>Would you like to buy crack next year? Now? No?

0:31:40.240 --> 0:31:43.160
<v Speaker 1>I just want to buy my crack next week. Yeah,

0:31:43.320 --> 0:31:46.840
<v Speaker 1>that's that's done. A scamboni. It's just ballsy because he

0:31:47.000 --> 0:31:51.120
<v Speaker 1>called me to link my account now either, He quickly pivoted.

0:31:51.960 --> 0:31:55.240
<v Speaker 1>Know who what? He gets commissioned probably for every account

0:31:55.240 --> 0:31:59.600
<v Speaker 1>he opens. What do you think there's definitely genumally want

0:31:59.640 --> 0:32:02.920
<v Speaker 1>to link my account. He used to get in the

0:32:02.960 --> 0:32:07.360
<v Speaker 1>door an excuse sidetrack. Oh you already linked it. Let

0:32:07.400 --> 0:32:09.560
<v Speaker 1>me be let me get this guy to extend it.

0:32:09.960 --> 0:32:12.360
<v Speaker 1>Let let's get this guy on the phone. Let's get

0:32:12.400 --> 0:32:14.120
<v Speaker 1>as soon as as soon as you answer the phone,

0:32:14.120 --> 0:32:17.280
<v Speaker 1>and he's kind of reeling you in. He's got you boom,

0:32:17.560 --> 0:32:19.240
<v Speaker 1>hit you up in the head with the extending people

0:32:19.240 --> 0:32:21.000
<v Speaker 1>on the phone. We'll be right back after this and

0:32:21.040 --> 0:32:26.800
<v Speaker 1>talk about that. We sometimes people to take a break

0:32:26.840 --> 0:32:29.320
<v Speaker 1>and we're like five minutes over, ten minutes over, but

0:32:29.360 --> 0:32:32.680
<v Speaker 1>you keep going, you keep going. Alright, alright, gotta cut

0:32:32.720 --> 0:32:34.880
<v Speaker 1>you off. Listen. This isn't the Elvis or End Morning

0:32:34.880 --> 0:32:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Show where like we have yeah, but we have to

0:32:37.760 --> 0:32:40.560
<v Speaker 1>we have to get these these these breaks, and it's

0:32:40.640 --> 0:32:42.840
<v Speaker 1>not our it's not our choice, all right, Yeah, but

0:32:43.240 --> 0:32:46.920
<v Speaker 1>when they have when that's part of the part of yeah, okay, Hey,

0:32:46.960 --> 0:32:50.400
<v Speaker 1>we gotta say hi to Leanne Everest Brodie, do you

0:32:50.440 --> 0:32:53.440
<v Speaker 1>know who Leanne Everest is? Probably not. It's a rhetorical question.

0:32:53.440 --> 0:32:56.680
<v Speaker 1>I didn't expect you to have an answer, all right.

0:32:57.040 --> 0:32:58.960
<v Speaker 1>I would imagine there's a lot of Mount Evers jokes

0:32:58.960 --> 0:33:01.400
<v Speaker 1>he has to put up with her whole life. She's

0:33:01.440 --> 0:33:07.040
<v Speaker 1>she says, Hi, guys, I am thirteen years old. Yes, teen, yes,

0:33:07.480 --> 0:33:11.000
<v Speaker 1>and it's one out. Yes, teenagers listen to your podcast.

0:33:11.840 --> 0:33:13.600
<v Speaker 1>First of all, I'm a huge fan of The Big

0:33:13.600 --> 0:33:16.320
<v Speaker 1>Show with Elvis Duran and you guys. But that's not

0:33:16.360 --> 0:33:18.880
<v Speaker 1>a surprise. We know teenagers listen. And I am in

0:33:18.920 --> 0:33:21.760
<v Speaker 1>the middle of well, no, it's thirteen years old. Hold on,

0:33:21.840 --> 0:33:24.640
<v Speaker 1>she found us, so she's running. I'm in the middle

0:33:24.680 --> 0:33:31.000
<v Speaker 1>of binging all Elvis Durant Show, Relate related podcasts, and

0:33:31.760 --> 0:33:35.640
<v Speaker 1>I have also finished the Fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast.

0:33:36.080 --> 0:33:39.000
<v Speaker 1>And I have almost finished Serial Killers with Scottie b

0:33:39.120 --> 0:33:43.240
<v Speaker 1>and Andrew and Brooklyn Boys podcast. I'm a huge fan

0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:46.040
<v Speaker 1>of all the podcasts. They have gotten me through the

0:33:46.280 --> 0:33:50.840
<v Speaker 1>entirety of middle school and Quarantine. In addition, I listened

0:33:50.840 --> 0:33:55.280
<v Speaker 1>to nearly six hours of podcasts a day, and Brooklyn

0:33:55.320 --> 0:33:57.960
<v Speaker 1>Boys are at the top. I think that's all I

0:33:58.000 --> 0:34:01.200
<v Speaker 1>wanted to say. Keep podcasting. It's fabulos leanne p s.

0:34:01.280 --> 0:34:05.360
<v Speaker 1>I am a teenager and I don't use TikTok. How

0:34:05.400 --> 0:34:07.600
<v Speaker 1>cool is that? I just want to cool? I mean

0:34:08.120 --> 0:34:11.040
<v Speaker 1>typical team. You're thinking like making TikTok's and dances with

0:34:11.080 --> 0:34:14.640
<v Speaker 1>her friends, whatever the case, snapchat, whatever the hell. And look,

0:34:15.000 --> 0:34:18.319
<v Speaker 1>she's binging our freaking podcast and all the content that

0:34:18.360 --> 0:34:21.160
<v Speaker 1>we give it. Thank you. We love you, Leanne, we

0:34:21.239 --> 0:34:24.320
<v Speaker 1>love people. Thank you very much. Listeners like you and Leanne.

0:34:24.320 --> 0:34:26.040
<v Speaker 1>We'll look forward to us six months from now when

0:34:26.080 --> 0:34:28.160
<v Speaker 1>you say our podcast sucks. That used to be good. Yeah,

0:34:28.200 --> 0:34:30.120
<v Speaker 1>and you don't listen anymore and you're listening to call

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:34.240
<v Speaker 1>her daddy. I just wanted to say that that warmed

0:34:34.400 --> 0:34:37.000
<v Speaker 1>the cockles of my heart. Whoa, whoa the girls start

0:34:37.000 --> 0:34:40.440
<v Speaker 1>team he yo, whoa Wait watch the cockle stuff? So

0:34:40.640 --> 0:34:43.320
<v Speaker 1>um yeah, why do you have it? Why do you

0:34:43.400 --> 0:34:45.120
<v Speaker 1>have a hard out? As we say in the biz,

0:34:45.800 --> 0:34:48.960
<v Speaker 1>heart out means we have to finish talking dirty thirteen

0:34:49.000 --> 0:34:50.759
<v Speaker 1>year old girl listening. Why do you have a heart

0:34:50.800 --> 0:34:52.640
<v Speaker 1>out means we have to stop at a certain time.

0:34:53.160 --> 0:34:54.520
<v Speaker 1>I got like ten minutes left. I have to have

0:34:54.719 --> 0:34:57.080
<v Speaker 1>ten minutes. We didn't get to the second commercial break, Dick,

0:34:57.480 --> 0:35:01.399
<v Speaker 1>didn't we know that was the first one? Are you sure? Yeah?

0:35:01.440 --> 0:35:03.880
<v Speaker 1>It's I'm positive I keep tracking this ship. Well you

0:35:03.960 --> 0:35:06.719
<v Speaker 1>know why that happens. I'm responsible why. I'll tell you

0:35:06.840 --> 0:35:12.479
<v Speaker 1>right after this, I forgot that was a long break.

0:35:12.880 --> 0:35:15.560
<v Speaker 1>That was that was we gave him no content there.

0:35:16.920 --> 0:35:20.920
<v Speaker 1>Well all right man, right? So, uh you know I

0:35:21.000 --> 0:35:23.960
<v Speaker 1>bitched about Facebook. I'mout trying to get help on Facebook.

0:35:24.840 --> 0:35:26.440
<v Speaker 1>This happened to me again a couple of weeks ago,

0:35:27.000 --> 0:35:28.480
<v Speaker 1>and I wanted to save it. I don't want to

0:35:28.520 --> 0:35:30.040
<v Speaker 1>do it. The same week I did the dodge charge

0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:35.200
<v Speaker 1>of fiasco. Well, so, my I have an everpool. It's

0:35:35.239 --> 0:35:37.360
<v Speaker 1>an in ground pool. It came with the house, and

0:35:38.080 --> 0:35:42.640
<v Speaker 1>buy it um and so for the winter. Me personally,

0:35:43.160 --> 0:35:46.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't like the thought of closing it myself because

0:35:46.120 --> 0:35:48.799
<v Speaker 1>I have to have to winter rise everything, plug it up,

0:35:49.160 --> 0:35:51.600
<v Speaker 1>get an air hose and and and suck out the water.

0:35:51.880 --> 0:35:54.160
<v Speaker 1>It's a long and I have a giant cover for it.

0:35:54.680 --> 0:35:57.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do it. Okay, that's just I'm sorry.

0:35:57.560 --> 0:35:59.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do it. Some people do. I

0:36:00.040 --> 0:36:03.759
<v Speaker 1>don't want to do it. So I've been paying a

0:36:03.840 --> 0:36:07.720
<v Speaker 1>company for many years to close it. So I was thinking,

0:36:08.520 --> 0:36:13.560
<v Speaker 1>you know, first world problems. Again, I didn't pay for

0:36:13.640 --> 0:36:16.160
<v Speaker 1>the pool that came with the house. I've explained this,

0:36:17.360 --> 0:36:19.600
<v Speaker 1>but I'm not. I'm waiting for because I know somebody's

0:36:19.640 --> 0:36:21.719
<v Speaker 1>saying it right now, because that's what that's what you

0:36:21.840 --> 0:36:24.040
<v Speaker 1>do at the beginning of a story like that. I'm trying, well,

0:36:24.080 --> 0:36:25.640
<v Speaker 1>that's what I'm trying to say. Like I didn't put

0:36:25.680 --> 0:36:29.239
<v Speaker 1>in the pool first world problems whatever, nobody, but the

0:36:29.320 --> 0:36:31.759
<v Speaker 1>problem that follows is the first world problem because it's

0:36:31.760 --> 0:36:36.719
<v Speaker 1>the first world problem. Because it's so I figured, you

0:36:36.760 --> 0:36:39.279
<v Speaker 1>know what, let me go on the town page and

0:36:39.440 --> 0:36:41.200
<v Speaker 1>just get an idea of what other people paid to

0:36:41.200 --> 0:36:44.879
<v Speaker 1>have the pool, the town crier on the town crying page, right,

0:36:45.280 --> 0:36:49.080
<v Speaker 1>so I'm gonna be honest to close my pool. I

0:36:49.239 --> 0:36:54.320
<v Speaker 1>think it's like to seventy so, but I keep I

0:36:54.480 --> 0:36:56.279
<v Speaker 1>keep up on the pool the whole year. Nobody I

0:36:56.560 --> 0:36:58.839
<v Speaker 1>do the chemicals and during myself. I just don't want

0:36:58.840 --> 0:37:03.000
<v Speaker 1>to close it. It's cold, it's October already. I'd rather

0:37:03.080 --> 0:37:05.600
<v Speaker 1>just get get it done because I'll procrastinate. It won't

0:37:05.600 --> 0:37:08.600
<v Speaker 1>be covered all winter. So I I'm like, you know what,

0:37:08.840 --> 0:37:11.200
<v Speaker 1>it seems like a lot of money for doing that,

0:37:12.000 --> 0:37:13.840
<v Speaker 1>even though I don't want to do it. Maybe I

0:37:13.920 --> 0:37:15.759
<v Speaker 1>can get someone to do it for less. Let me

0:37:15.800 --> 0:37:18.120
<v Speaker 1>just get an idea what other people pay. Rather than

0:37:18.160 --> 0:37:20.440
<v Speaker 1>calling up every place you know in the planet. So

0:37:20.560 --> 0:37:23.239
<v Speaker 1>I go on I go on Facebook, say hey, I'm

0:37:23.320 --> 0:37:26.720
<v Speaker 1>just curious, what do you guys pay for a pool closing?

0:37:28.560 --> 0:37:31.640
<v Speaker 1>So the first response I get is, I don't know.

0:37:31.680 --> 0:37:33.480
<v Speaker 1>It's different every year. I haven't called the guy yet.

0:37:34.800 --> 0:37:37.160
<v Speaker 1>Why even tell me that? Then? Why? Why why do

0:37:37.239 --> 0:37:39.279
<v Speaker 1>I care? You haven't called the guy yet. That doesn't

0:37:39.320 --> 0:37:43.759
<v Speaker 1>help me. One person liked my question. That doesn't help me.

0:37:44.760 --> 0:37:50.360
<v Speaker 1>Then finally somebody wrote sixty dollars. So, so again, what

0:37:50.440 --> 0:37:52.640
<v Speaker 1>do you What do you expect? Though? No, so I

0:37:52.680 --> 0:37:56.440
<v Speaker 1>said sixty dollars? So I said, who who do you?

0:37:56.719 --> 0:37:59.200
<v Speaker 1>Does it have a sixty dollars? They said, oh, it's

0:37:59.360 --> 0:38:04.600
<v Speaker 1>it's my my friend next door. I'll um, she pays

0:38:04.600 --> 0:38:06.200
<v Speaker 1>sixty dollars to close it? Is this the kind of

0:38:06.239 --> 0:38:08.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I don't have a pool. I'm not boogie

0:38:08.400 --> 0:38:11.719
<v Speaker 1>like you. Um. So my question is do you do

0:38:11.800 --> 0:38:14.160
<v Speaker 1>you need the sound system at water? Do you need

0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:16.880
<v Speaker 1>to have a professional company do it? Or is this

0:38:16.960 --> 0:38:19.320
<v Speaker 1>something that you're not listening? I said I could have

0:38:19.360 --> 0:38:22.560
<v Speaker 1>done it, but no, you don't. I'm ruining my bad.

0:38:22.840 --> 0:38:24.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm out to ruin my bad. I'm not gonna go

0:38:25.160 --> 0:38:31.200
<v Speaker 1>ruining my bait. Okay, so so I said sixty bucks,

0:38:31.719 --> 0:38:35.320
<v Speaker 1>that's great. Who does your pool closing? So then she

0:38:35.520 --> 0:38:37.879
<v Speaker 1>chimes in, Oh, I closed my own pool. I buy

0:38:37.920 --> 0:38:41.440
<v Speaker 1>the kemp, the kit, I do it myself. Did I

0:38:41.600 --> 0:38:46.080
<v Speaker 1>fucking ask you if you do it yourself? Did I say?

0:38:46.239 --> 0:38:48.960
<v Speaker 1>How much can I save? How much would it cost

0:38:49.000 --> 0:38:51.440
<v Speaker 1>me if I did it? I said? How much do

0:38:51.520 --> 0:38:54.759
<v Speaker 1>you pay your pool company? I was specific? How much

0:38:54.760 --> 0:38:56.399
<v Speaker 1>do you pay your pool company to close your pool?

0:38:57.040 --> 0:38:59.200
<v Speaker 1>So rather than say I do it myself, it's only

0:38:59.239 --> 0:39:02.880
<v Speaker 1>six days, say they go? They just wrote sixty dollars,

0:39:03.600 --> 0:39:05.720
<v Speaker 1>wasting my time? I have to go who's your pull company?

0:39:05.800 --> 0:39:10.920
<v Speaker 1>She's all I do it myself. How My eyes popped

0:39:10.920 --> 0:39:13.399
<v Speaker 1>out of my head. I was ready to fire my company. Hey,

0:39:14.760 --> 0:39:17.759
<v Speaker 1>how much does a company a professional? How much does

0:39:17.800 --> 0:39:20.240
<v Speaker 1>this ship go for me? You get hire company? How much? Brodie?

0:39:20.360 --> 0:39:25.200
<v Speaker 1>How much? So Brody? When you see sixty, I mean

0:39:25.360 --> 0:39:28.640
<v Speaker 1>you're you're a smart dude. When you see the sixty

0:39:28.719 --> 0:39:31.520
<v Speaker 1>dollars come back as an answer as a retort, don't

0:39:31.560 --> 0:39:34.439
<v Speaker 1>you immediately assume? I mean, I'm like, who the fuck?

0:39:34.600 --> 0:39:38.239
<v Speaker 1>There's no one doing? You know what this pitch is

0:39:38.239 --> 0:39:41.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna do? It herself. Boom. Okay, first of all, that's

0:39:41.480 --> 0:39:43.960
<v Speaker 1>not a nice way to talk about women taking you

0:39:44.040 --> 0:39:48.600
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? Thirteen year olds listening, Listen. I

0:39:48.800 --> 0:39:52.200
<v Speaker 1>have the mindset everything should be fifty bucks. I know

0:39:52.440 --> 0:39:56.040
<v Speaker 1>that we've seen that. Well, okay, there's a hundred fifty

0:39:56.120 --> 0:39:59.319
<v Speaker 1>episodes of evidence that point to that. I'll tell you why.

0:39:59.760 --> 0:40:02.680
<v Speaker 1>What I call a company up to fix something. I

0:40:02.880 --> 0:40:05.640
<v Speaker 1>have a price in mind that I feel like that's

0:40:05.680 --> 0:40:08.560
<v Speaker 1>worth it. Like if you gave me fifty bucks, I'd

0:40:08.600 --> 0:40:10.200
<v Speaker 1>come over your house and do it, right. But it's

0:40:10.239 --> 0:40:12.160
<v Speaker 1>the old adage you get what you pay for. What

0:40:12.320 --> 0:40:14.279
<v Speaker 1>kind of what kind of job is anyone's gonna do

0:40:14.360 --> 0:40:17.359
<v Speaker 1>for sixty Oh you could do it myself. Of course.

0:40:17.440 --> 0:40:19.719
<v Speaker 1>You're a plumber and you come to my house and

0:40:19.840 --> 0:40:23.160
<v Speaker 1>you put an electronic snake down my sink, and you

0:40:23.239 --> 0:40:27.879
<v Speaker 1>go and you pull out a straw, and it took

0:40:27.920 --> 0:40:30.839
<v Speaker 1>you eight minutes. You make fifty bucks. That's pretty good

0:40:30.840 --> 0:40:33.920
<v Speaker 1>for eight minutes, right, Nope, one seventy to walk in

0:40:34.000 --> 0:40:37.520
<v Speaker 1>the door. Of course, in my mind, give me seventy

0:40:37.560 --> 0:40:40.719
<v Speaker 1>five dollars. That's what's going on in my mind. So

0:40:40.920 --> 0:40:42.839
<v Speaker 1>to close the pool, I know how long it takes.

0:40:43.400 --> 0:40:48.200
<v Speaker 1>It takes about an hour, right, So a hundred bucks

0:40:48.200 --> 0:40:49.640
<v Speaker 1>for an hour is not a nice amount of money.

0:40:50.920 --> 0:40:54.399
<v Speaker 1>It's it's a fucking insane I mean, yeah, but I'm

0:40:54.440 --> 0:40:58.520
<v Speaker 1>giving the guy and three hundred I know, but three no.

0:40:58.800 --> 0:41:00.839
<v Speaker 1>But so when she said said Steve, I thought, maybe

0:41:00.920 --> 0:41:02.800
<v Speaker 1>she's got a guy. Brody. You have common sense. You

0:41:02.880 --> 0:41:05.320
<v Speaker 1>know the cost of doing business. Know that you're not

0:41:05.400 --> 0:41:11.160
<v Speaker 1>getting a good job for the rabbit holes. I'll tell

0:41:11.160 --> 0:41:13.360
<v Speaker 1>you what, when you own a home, you will find

0:41:13.480 --> 0:41:16.560
<v Speaker 1>the guy who used to work for the painting company

0:41:16.880 --> 0:41:19.719
<v Speaker 1>and now does his own painting, right because it would

0:41:19.719 --> 0:41:22.080
<v Speaker 1>have been four to paint the room, but he'll do

0:41:22.160 --> 0:41:25.040
<v Speaker 1>it for one ten because it's going right in his pocket.

0:41:25.640 --> 0:41:28.280
<v Speaker 1>So sometimes you can find the guy or the woman

0:41:28.760 --> 0:41:30.880
<v Speaker 1>who used to work for the pool company and now

0:41:31.000 --> 0:41:33.960
<v Speaker 1>on you know, they still fix the pools, close the pools,

0:41:34.280 --> 0:41:36.040
<v Speaker 1>but it's gone right in their pocket. They don't do

0:41:36.080 --> 0:41:38.040
<v Speaker 1>a lot of jobs, but they take a couple that

0:41:38.160 --> 0:41:41.480
<v Speaker 1>makes an extra money. So sixty dollars was low, But

0:41:41.560 --> 0:41:44.239
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't like, oh my god, how could it? I

0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:46.920
<v Speaker 1>think if you answer the question properly, you answer the

0:41:47.000 --> 0:41:50.160
<v Speaker 1>question properly. But I just I'm just saying, Brodie, you

0:41:50.400 --> 0:41:53.440
<v Speaker 1>know how people are, and you know you're you're shrewd

0:41:54.000 --> 0:41:56.080
<v Speaker 1>as the day is long. If I see a sixty

0:41:56.120 --> 0:41:58.439
<v Speaker 1>dollar sixty dollar price coming back at me for something

0:41:58.520 --> 0:42:01.160
<v Speaker 1>that normally costs to seventy five a professional company, I

0:42:01.280 --> 0:42:05.000
<v Speaker 1>know it's not gonna be a professional flip side. If

0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:07.799
<v Speaker 1>somebody says how much you're paying your company, either don't

0:42:07.840 --> 0:42:10.560
<v Speaker 1>answer or right back. Oh, I do it myself as

0:42:10.640 --> 0:42:16.880
<v Speaker 1>sixty don't just right sixty alright, alright to Facebook? Is

0:42:16.960 --> 0:42:19.480
<v Speaker 1>this is this what bothers your day? Is this what

0:42:19.640 --> 0:42:22.160
<v Speaker 1>makes your day so so terrible? Brodie? It's on the list,

0:42:22.239 --> 0:42:24.680
<v Speaker 1>my friend. Well listen, I'm a tough guy. I'm from

0:42:24.680 --> 0:42:27.880
<v Speaker 1>New York, Kary. I want to read something from Tony

0:42:28.000 --> 0:42:31.319
<v Speaker 1>Tony Rivera another beautiful email that you're gonna say tone

0:42:31.360 --> 0:42:37.000
<v Speaker 1>loke uh in all caps subject lines slice for fucking life.

0:42:38.120 --> 0:42:40.680
<v Speaker 1>Holy sh it. I can't believe I reached this point.

0:42:40.800 --> 0:42:43.959
<v Speaker 1>I found you guys through the fifteen Minute Morning Show

0:42:44.880 --> 0:42:47.600
<v Speaker 1>podcast that's the one we do with Elvis Duran and company.

0:42:48.120 --> 0:42:51.560
<v Speaker 1>And you guys are the only thing I listened to

0:42:52.360 --> 0:42:55.879
<v Speaker 1>for ten to eleven hours a day, five to six

0:42:56.040 --> 0:42:59.879
<v Speaker 1>days a week. I began at one, then went back

0:43:00.200 --> 0:43:04.120
<v Speaker 1>and started from zero. Listen in order, you pricks, and

0:43:04.960 --> 0:43:07.800
<v Speaker 1>I caught up in just four and a half weeks.

0:43:08.160 --> 0:43:12.680
<v Speaker 1>Holy crap, that's a dude that I apologize. Sorry, Yeah,

0:43:13.000 --> 0:43:14.640
<v Speaker 1>now I got to catch up on all the other

0:43:14.760 --> 0:43:18.040
<v Speaker 1>ship I ignored. But but but you guys made my work.

0:43:18.120 --> 0:43:20.920
<v Speaker 1>They fly like no other. I cannot wait for Brooklyn

0:43:20.960 --> 0:43:24.399
<v Speaker 1>Boys Thursdays now an episode one fifty, which we're doing

0:43:24.520 --> 0:43:27.080
<v Speaker 1>right now. And congratulations Tony Riveria. You gotta shout out

0:43:27.160 --> 0:43:29.360
<v Speaker 1>on episode one fifty. I love you guys, and I

0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:32.400
<v Speaker 1>actually have a free dessert story thanks to Brodie, but

0:43:32.520 --> 0:43:35.040
<v Speaker 1>that's a story for another email. Keep doing what you're doing.

0:43:35.719 --> 0:43:39.800
<v Speaker 1>What's love from Atlanta? Alright, Tony? And he's he signed

0:43:39.840 --> 0:43:45.200
<v Speaker 1>to Anthony. That's cool. It's people like Atlanta. Atlanta in

0:43:45.239 --> 0:43:48.520
<v Speaker 1>the news a lot this week. Yes, it is so, Tony,

0:43:48.880 --> 0:43:55.080
<v Speaker 1>and also people like you and the and Leanne. Yeah

0:43:55.160 --> 0:43:58.040
<v Speaker 1>we love love love that all right. So now we

0:43:58.120 --> 0:43:59.680
<v Speaker 1>have a couple other things to get to and then

0:44:00.800 --> 0:44:03.160
<v Speaker 1>he's got to leave us. I got two minutes. I

0:44:03.200 --> 0:44:04.919
<v Speaker 1>can give you a quick story about why I'm proud

0:44:05.000 --> 0:44:08.080
<v Speaker 1>of my daughter, or you can talk about whatever bullshit

0:44:08.120 --> 0:44:10.080
<v Speaker 1>you want. You want to warm and fuzzy. Well, it's

0:44:10.120 --> 0:44:14.960
<v Speaker 1>not bullshit. It is. It does involve ship, doesn't Scotty

0:44:16.480 --> 0:44:19.880
<v Speaker 1>the daughter story to episode and uh and you can

0:44:19.920 --> 0:44:21.319
<v Speaker 1>give me your thing and then then we gotta wrap.

0:44:21.400 --> 0:44:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Scotty b is really weird. I feel like calling him

0:44:24.040 --> 0:44:26.800
<v Speaker 1>right now because we were the phone thing connected. He's

0:44:26.920 --> 0:44:29.239
<v Speaker 1>uh so I turned even in a minute a half

0:44:29.320 --> 0:44:32.359
<v Speaker 1>I call. Are you really? I called? I called him

0:44:32.360 --> 0:44:34.200
<v Speaker 1>the other day and I'm like, hey, dude, get on,

0:44:34.680 --> 0:44:36.040
<v Speaker 1>I need to talk to you, because Scotty be by

0:44:36.040 --> 0:44:38.160
<v Speaker 1>the way is one of the producers on our show. Yeah. Yeah,

0:44:38.400 --> 0:44:40.600
<v Speaker 1>He's like, dude, I can't talk right now. I'm host

0:44:40.640 --> 0:44:43.320
<v Speaker 1>of serial Killers podcast. Yeah, I'm taking a ship, Like what,

0:44:43.440 --> 0:44:44.840
<v Speaker 1>you can't talk to me? And first of all, you

0:44:44.840 --> 0:44:46.600
<v Speaker 1>don't have to admit that I don't. I can't see you,

0:44:47.040 --> 0:44:48.719
<v Speaker 1>so just need just say he's in the bathroom right No,

0:44:48.920 --> 0:44:52.320
<v Speaker 1>he says he physically, whether I know or not, he's

0:44:52.360 --> 0:44:54.760
<v Speaker 1>not a toilet talker. He cannot talk on the phone,

0:44:55.239 --> 0:44:57.480
<v Speaker 1>bobbing on im Like, are you kidding me? If you're

0:44:57.480 --> 0:44:59.279
<v Speaker 1>on the bowl, I mean that's where I'm the most

0:44:59.320 --> 0:45:02.279
<v Speaker 1>productive that's I opened my mail when I'm on the bowl,

0:45:02.360 --> 0:45:04.759
<v Speaker 1>like the snail. Now that comes in, I text, I

0:45:04.840 --> 0:45:06.759
<v Speaker 1>do whatever. You know it's like. But but he can't.

0:45:07.080 --> 0:45:08.800
<v Speaker 1>Can I get on podcast on the ball? Do you?

0:45:09.080 --> 0:45:15.160
<v Speaker 1>I podcast on the pot? It's legal in New Jersey. No, No,

0:45:15.239 --> 0:45:18.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't smoke. Uh but anyway, No, this is a

0:45:18.160 --> 0:45:20.320
<v Speaker 1>true true story, and I don't understand what how you

0:45:20.320 --> 0:45:22.399
<v Speaker 1>can get over his fear. I was hoping to call

0:45:22.520 --> 0:45:25.719
<v Speaker 1>his phone and catch him taking a ship. Why don't

0:45:25.719 --> 0:45:27.480
<v Speaker 1>we do that? Next? Was gonna was gonna text his

0:45:27.560 --> 0:45:30.239
<v Speaker 1>wife as soon as he goes into the bathroom, hit

0:45:30.320 --> 0:45:32.080
<v Speaker 1>me up, and I'm gonna try and get him to

0:45:32.200 --> 0:45:34.359
<v Speaker 1>talk to us live on the podcast. I was gonna

0:45:34.400 --> 0:45:35.640
<v Speaker 1>call him right now to see if he was on

0:45:35.719 --> 0:45:37.759
<v Speaker 1>the ball. We can't do that, though, unless you'll do

0:45:37.800 --> 0:45:39.480
<v Speaker 1>a podcast without me. You do that? No, I don't

0:45:39.520 --> 0:45:41.880
<v Speaker 1>I know, dude, No, no, no, no. I can't talk

0:45:41.920 --> 0:45:44.160
<v Speaker 1>to him this week. But you and I talked briefly

0:45:45.080 --> 0:45:48.200
<v Speaker 1>about this during the commercial break, and I said, yeah,

0:45:48.200 --> 0:45:49.560
<v Speaker 1>I took on the I'm on the toilet. I talk.

0:45:49.920 --> 0:45:52.120
<v Speaker 1>I just don't tell you I'm on the toilet. And

0:45:52.160 --> 0:45:53.719
<v Speaker 1>if I have to turn the water on or make

0:45:53.760 --> 0:45:56.000
<v Speaker 1>any kind of noise. I just want to know what

0:45:56.400 --> 0:45:57.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, what you do. I ask a long question.

0:45:57.719 --> 0:45:59.440
<v Speaker 1>Why do I why? I ask you a long no,

0:45:59.440 --> 0:46:01.160
<v Speaker 1>I'll ask you a long question, and then I hit mute.

0:46:02.120 --> 0:46:04.239
<v Speaker 1>I do that when I flush right, So if I

0:46:04.320 --> 0:46:06.960
<v Speaker 1>have to flush, I I hit them right. I'll ask

0:46:07.000 --> 0:46:10.080
<v Speaker 1>you something, hit the theory on life, and then flush

0:46:10.600 --> 0:46:13.480
<v Speaker 1>right go And then by the time the balls finished

0:46:13.480 --> 0:46:15.440
<v Speaker 1>feeling when you call me the day you said, Brodie,

0:46:15.480 --> 0:46:17.120
<v Speaker 1>what's bothering you? And then I didn't hear you for

0:46:17.160 --> 0:46:21.040
<v Speaker 1>a while, exactly I was. I was, Yeah, I was

0:46:21.080 --> 0:46:23.719
<v Speaker 1>on the throne. So yeah, but anyway, Yeah, why do

0:46:23.760 --> 0:46:25.560
<v Speaker 1>you gonna go? We going? I gotta go. Pick I

0:46:25.640 --> 0:46:28.640
<v Speaker 1>gotta go and pick somebody up. Oh really, yeah, you

0:46:28.680 --> 0:46:30.799
<v Speaker 1>pick up some Chinese food, take some free grape soda.

0:46:31.080 --> 0:46:32.680
<v Speaker 1>It's yeah, right, it's not, by the way, it's not.

0:46:33.120 --> 0:46:36.439
<v Speaker 1>It's not Chinese food. Night. But Stop and Shop, which

0:46:36.480 --> 0:46:38.600
<v Speaker 1>is a grocery chain here in the area. They sell

0:46:38.680 --> 0:46:41.320
<v Speaker 1>their brand of diet grape soda. I bought two bottles.

0:46:41.400 --> 0:46:43.200
<v Speaker 1>Can we just try? I know you gotta go, but

0:46:43.239 --> 0:46:49.359
<v Speaker 1>can come even now? No, No, I'm leaving now, my god,

0:46:55.080 --> 0:46:57.359
<v Speaker 1>you have this attitude like, here's some kind of tough

0:46:57.440 --> 0:47:04.280
<v Speaker 1>guy plussing me around. Because I'm so sorry to the slices.

0:47:06.280 --> 0:47:09.480
<v Speaker 1>You're all being short changed this week because he was

0:47:09.520 --> 0:47:12.640
<v Speaker 1>talking to Ronnie for a half hour. I want to

0:47:13.280 --> 0:47:16.640
<v Speaker 1>go pick up your your whoever you're picking up. The

0:47:16.760 --> 0:47:20.520
<v Speaker 1>music is still playing. I'll let the music play. I'm

0:47:20.560 --> 0:47:23.239
<v Speaker 1>just gonna let it go. I'm just gonna sit here

0:47:23.320 --> 0:47:29.600
<v Speaker 1>like this. He left, He legitimately left. He left. Oh,

0:47:29.800 --> 0:47:34.400
<v Speaker 1>just in time. This is great. So no, I'm I

0:47:34.480 --> 0:47:36.320
<v Speaker 1>feel like we didn't give the listeners what they wanted.

0:47:37.200 --> 0:47:39.520
<v Speaker 1>This is the This could not be more perfect timing.

0:47:39.719 --> 0:47:42.319
<v Speaker 1>So David Brody just left. I played the theme music

0:47:42.760 --> 0:47:46.600
<v Speaker 1>because Brody, he's being a real asshole to me. Hold on,

0:47:47.120 --> 0:47:50.080
<v Speaker 1>it's not over yet. It's some bonus time. So Brodie

0:47:50.120 --> 0:47:52.840
<v Speaker 1>just left because I gotta go, And we didn't do

0:47:52.920 --> 0:47:56.960
<v Speaker 1>a full podcast. We literally short changed the listeners. So, um,

0:47:58.280 --> 0:48:02.920
<v Speaker 1>I guess who walked into the apartment again. Hell, I

0:48:03.160 --> 0:48:10.839
<v Speaker 1>think about you every net know that it's me. You're

0:48:10.880 --> 0:48:19.400
<v Speaker 1>coming to see hello, glemen. This is the that's the

0:48:19.480 --> 0:48:25.160
<v Speaker 1>bald freak RANI. He's in town, just passing through all

0:48:25.280 --> 0:48:27.880
<v Speaker 1>my all everything I say from now is copyright of

0:48:28.000 --> 0:48:31.600
<v Speaker 1>National Public Radio. Yeah, so, bald freak RANI used to

0:48:31.719 --> 0:48:34.239
<v Speaker 1>be on another podcast I did with Greg t which

0:48:34.320 --> 0:48:36.520
<v Speaker 1>you all know, most of you know, called The Aufair Show, which,

0:48:36.520 --> 0:48:39.000
<v Speaker 1>by the way, is on this channel. There's a there's

0:48:39.040 --> 0:48:44.200
<v Speaker 1>a The Brooklyn Boys podcast before episode zero, there's a

0:48:44.360 --> 0:48:48.200
<v Speaker 1>series of of pot of numbers that still say the

0:48:48.239 --> 0:48:50.840
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys with a different graphic and it's a but

0:48:50.920 --> 0:48:52.719
<v Speaker 1>it's called The au Fair Show. It's titled The All

0:48:52.719 --> 0:48:56.439
<v Speaker 1>Fair Show. We are the fertilizer from which this podcast grew.

0:48:57.280 --> 0:49:01.000
<v Speaker 1>So so this podcast is the flower at We're sitting

0:49:01.040 --> 0:49:02.920
<v Speaker 1>next to each other. He's he's hanging at my apartment.

0:49:02.920 --> 0:49:05.600
<v Speaker 1>But I need you to move the mic out because

0:49:06.000 --> 0:49:08.800
<v Speaker 1>you're because of COVID. No, no, because it just it

0:49:08.880 --> 0:49:12.239
<v Speaker 1>sounds better. It sounds like garbage right now. Actually this

0:49:12.360 --> 0:49:15.200
<v Speaker 1>is our cute to stop. No, So anyway, just give

0:49:15.280 --> 0:49:17.400
<v Speaker 1>them a taste, scary Jones, just giving them a taste.

0:49:17.480 --> 0:49:19.759
<v Speaker 1>It's not a taste. So so anyway, just bald freak,

0:49:19.960 --> 0:49:21.799
<v Speaker 1>bald free Grani used to be on that podcast with us.

0:49:21.800 --> 0:49:24.759
<v Speaker 1>He used to play the piano, the all kinds of things. Um,

0:49:25.000 --> 0:49:27.400
<v Speaker 1>we're in bonus time right now, this is like garbage

0:49:27.480 --> 0:49:30.920
<v Speaker 1>time or whatever you want to But um, so, so

0:49:31.120 --> 0:49:33.800
<v Speaker 1>the reason why I'm you're here is because you're just

0:49:33.880 --> 0:49:36.560
<v Speaker 1>passing through. You're taking a little break from life. But

0:49:36.719 --> 0:49:39.359
<v Speaker 1>you used to work on Elvista Rancho's Big Show, right,

0:49:39.520 --> 0:49:42.880
<v Speaker 1>and I thought where to come back to during this

0:49:43.000 --> 0:49:47.440
<v Speaker 1>pivotal time in my life and Scary Jones apartment exactly

0:49:47.840 --> 0:49:52.680
<v Speaker 1>so when you were in my apartment. But so so,

0:49:52.760 --> 0:49:54.040
<v Speaker 1>he used to work for the Big Show for twenty

0:49:54.120 --> 0:49:55.600
<v Speaker 1>years and then he left and he now he works

0:49:55.640 --> 0:49:58.640
<v Speaker 1>for NPR. So I guess he could work from a laptop.

0:49:59.200 --> 0:50:01.720
<v Speaker 1>I can, we can, we can share that with the listeners.

0:50:01.760 --> 0:50:08.000
<v Speaker 1>I am working from home and right now my home today, tomorrow, Saturday.

0:50:08.719 --> 0:50:12.839
<v Speaker 1>Scary Jones apartment. Isn't that crazy? So I just want

0:50:12.880 --> 0:50:14.799
<v Speaker 1>to say, so you are again. You're a Brooklyn boy.

0:50:14.880 --> 0:50:16.680
<v Speaker 1>We grew up so we grew up together in Brooklyn.

0:50:16.719 --> 0:50:18.319
<v Speaker 1>In case you didn't listen to the other podcasts, are

0:50:18.320 --> 0:50:20.000
<v Speaker 1>you gonna give like our whole life story? You have

0:50:20.120 --> 0:50:21.680
<v Speaker 1>to go? No, no, no, no no no, I have

0:50:21.760 --> 0:50:25.279
<v Speaker 1>a call? What time you have a call? In ten minutes? Yeah?

0:50:25.320 --> 0:50:27.600
<v Speaker 1>But I need to think we need something to get

0:50:27.640 --> 0:50:30.080
<v Speaker 1>out of this zone. Zone. No, it's just you and

0:50:30.120 --> 0:50:33.320
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn boy zone. Okay, just talking, We're just talking. So

0:50:33.480 --> 0:50:37.560
<v Speaker 1>Brodie gets jealous, Brodie gets Brodie's gone. He fucking left us,

0:50:37.680 --> 0:50:40.520
<v Speaker 1>He left a slice, and this is his punishment. This

0:50:40.600 --> 0:50:42.840
<v Speaker 1>is no, this is the listeners punishment. Is this nicest?

0:50:44.200 --> 0:50:45.839
<v Speaker 1>I want to I want to fill out the rest

0:50:45.880 --> 0:50:49.320
<v Speaker 1>of the time. Um, but along of these things usually

0:50:49.920 --> 0:50:52.800
<v Speaker 1>fucking seventy eight minutes and how people tune out of

0:50:52.880 --> 0:50:55.080
<v Speaker 1>what the four minute mark? No one's gonna hear this.

0:50:55.280 --> 0:50:58.480
<v Speaker 1>Memorize every episode, yeah, the very end. Sometimes people listen.

0:50:58.760 --> 0:51:02.200
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes our listeners listen for like four those four times through.

0:51:02.200 --> 0:51:05.040
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait for the four tweets and get this

0:51:05.080 --> 0:51:13.600
<v Speaker 1>guy out of it now saying hey I remember that guy. Yeah. So, UM,

0:51:14.400 --> 0:51:16.600
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to really just say hello, do you

0:51:16.680 --> 0:51:20.200
<v Speaker 1>really quickly and and just reintroduce our listeners or people

0:51:20.239 --> 0:51:22.200
<v Speaker 1>that might be listening to the off air show on

0:51:22.280 --> 0:51:24.520
<v Speaker 1>this thing, the garbage time segment, the garbage so we

0:51:24.560 --> 0:51:27.960
<v Speaker 1>have there's nothing planned. There's nothing planned. It's like it's like, um,

0:51:28.160 --> 0:51:30.560
<v Speaker 1>it's like an NBA analogy, right, the guys that come

0:51:30.640 --> 0:51:33.040
<v Speaker 1>in when the team's winning, by twenty. Those are the

0:51:33.080 --> 0:51:36.279
<v Speaker 1>guys that get garbage time. That yeah, and the game

0:51:36.480 --> 0:51:38.520
<v Speaker 1>right like a lot of people have already left because

0:51:38.560 --> 0:51:41.640
<v Speaker 1>they have kids. They already ate all their popcorn, and

0:51:41.760 --> 0:51:43.840
<v Speaker 1>then they bring bald freak Grannie off the bench to

0:51:43.960 --> 0:51:46.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, to just you know, do two minutes take

0:51:46.040 --> 0:51:47.919
<v Speaker 1>a three pointer. It's over by the way, you sound

0:51:47.960 --> 0:51:51.800
<v Speaker 1>like ass well, you'll Kevin cold great give it to

0:51:51.840 --> 0:51:53.319
<v Speaker 1>you by the time I leave here. Hey, I could

0:51:53.360 --> 0:51:56.879
<v Speaker 1>give you more if you want. You're you're breathing into

0:51:56.960 --> 0:51:59.960
<v Speaker 1>my microphone. You invited me over Here's fine, though, it's fine.

0:52:00.000 --> 0:52:02.080
<v Speaker 1>I never used that microphone. In fact, you were the

0:52:02.160 --> 0:52:04.560
<v Speaker 1>first person to ever use because I have three microphones

0:52:04.600 --> 0:52:07.239
<v Speaker 1>in here. Because the listeners, ever Brody accused me of

0:52:07.320 --> 0:52:10.160
<v Speaker 1>having like a dollars worth of equipment, which I do not.

0:52:10.320 --> 0:52:12.399
<v Speaker 1>You could tell them right here that it's under under five.

0:52:13.080 --> 0:52:15.600
<v Speaker 1>It looks very colorful. It's all the colors of the rainbow. Yes,

0:52:15.680 --> 0:52:18.000
<v Speaker 1>it is colorful. So yeah, so no one has ever

0:52:18.120 --> 0:52:20.359
<v Speaker 1>talked into that microphone. You're the first one. Why why

0:52:20.400 --> 0:52:22.400
<v Speaker 1>do you have it here? Is something? Why do you

0:52:22.520 --> 0:52:25.239
<v Speaker 1>have it here? Then it's here just for times like this,

0:52:25.400 --> 0:52:28.279
<v Speaker 1>just for this I knew this was gonna happen. I

0:52:28.360 --> 0:52:29.799
<v Speaker 1>looked at I had a crystal ball. I looked into

0:52:29.800 --> 0:52:31.799
<v Speaker 1>the future. Did you buy it yesterday? I looked into

0:52:31.800 --> 0:52:34.400
<v Speaker 1>your crystal bald head, You've got a very ball. He's

0:52:34.480 --> 0:52:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Chrome Dome. This guy so little. I think you think

0:52:37.680 --> 0:52:40.120
<v Speaker 1>anybody who knows who I am would know that I

0:52:40.360 --> 0:52:42.960
<v Speaker 1>am Chrome Dome. Do you really need to throw that

0:52:43.080 --> 0:52:45.799
<v Speaker 1>into the narrative here? Okay? Well you want the bald

0:52:45.880 --> 0:52:49.120
<v Speaker 1>freak at Bald Freak Music follow him? Uh so? So

0:52:49.239 --> 0:52:51.040
<v Speaker 1>one thing I wanted to share to the with the

0:52:51.120 --> 0:52:55.279
<v Speaker 1>slices about Brody. Okay, slices, Oh, is that what you're

0:52:56.239 --> 0:52:59.080
<v Speaker 1>That's what your followers are called slices. You didn't know that?

0:52:59.120 --> 0:53:02.200
<v Speaker 1>How clever? Well, it's the they don't pay attention the slices.

0:53:02.200 --> 0:53:04.000
<v Speaker 1>And they said, in the real world, bro they're the

0:53:04.160 --> 0:53:07.040
<v Speaker 1>slice slice for life because it's it's slices. What do

0:53:07.080 --> 0:53:08.680
<v Speaker 1>you when you think of slice? What did they get it?

0:53:09.000 --> 0:53:11.160
<v Speaker 1>I get it? I just was not aware that slice

0:53:11.320 --> 0:53:17.560
<v Speaker 1>slice of what we talked about lmbory guards all the time.

0:53:17.920 --> 0:53:19.800
<v Speaker 1>I didn't go. I was in Brooklyn, I didn't go.

0:53:19.920 --> 0:53:22.200
<v Speaker 1>I went to Rolling Roaster. Okay, it's a Brooklyn place

0:53:22.440 --> 0:53:24.480
<v Speaker 1>roast beef. Yeah, I was just in Brooklyn. Oh, this

0:53:24.600 --> 0:53:26.719
<v Speaker 1>is perfect. I can tell you about my Brooklyn trip. Yes,

0:53:26.760 --> 0:53:29.000
<v Speaker 1>and other parts of the other parts of the country

0:53:29.360 --> 0:53:31.839
<v Speaker 1>call it hot beef, but we call it roast beef,

0:53:32.000 --> 0:53:35.520
<v Speaker 1>hot roast beef. Anyway, I went to Mike's on on

0:53:35.680 --> 0:53:40.040
<v Speaker 1>seventies seven. Stranular people are tuning out just because I want.

0:53:40.160 --> 0:53:42.960
<v Speaker 1>I just read an email from Atlanta. How I wanted it. Well,

0:53:43.080 --> 0:53:44.920
<v Speaker 1>if they know what slices are they it's called the

0:53:45.000 --> 0:53:50.240
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys, you're gonna hear some Brooklyn stuff Atlanta. Shout

0:53:50.280 --> 0:53:54.560
<v Speaker 1>out to Atlanta. Um, I got a really authentic Brooklyn

0:53:54.680 --> 0:53:57.120
<v Speaker 1>slice of pizza. That's the reference. You wouldn't even let

0:53:57.160 --> 0:53:59.880
<v Speaker 1>me get to the reference. Go for it, Brooklyn slice

0:53:59.920 --> 0:54:04.040
<v Speaker 1>of pizza, right, the greasy Neapolitan slice. Then I went

0:54:04.120 --> 0:54:08.160
<v Speaker 1>to Rolling Roaster to get the roast beef, whicheese, the fries,

0:54:08.360 --> 0:54:13.320
<v Speaker 1>onion ring, and I and I treated our mutual friend

0:54:13.640 --> 0:54:17.280
<v Speaker 1>who let me stay at his place, to old school

0:54:17.520 --> 0:54:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Vinyl Booth Chinese Food, Silver Store Restaurant on eighteenth. Yeah,

0:54:23.560 --> 0:54:25.640
<v Speaker 1>that's and we did the whole you know, the whole

0:54:25.680 --> 0:54:30.080
<v Speaker 1>Smorges border, the soup and the dumplings. What I wanted.

0:54:30.160 --> 0:54:32.600
<v Speaker 1>I need to know what what did you think of

0:54:33.360 --> 0:54:36.319
<v Speaker 1>uh Brooklyn? How has it changed since you've last been?

0:54:36.560 --> 0:54:39.600
<v Speaker 1>Is it didn't meant it? Was it up to your liking?

0:54:40.000 --> 0:54:44.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean you mean pandemic Brooklyn. Pandemic Brooklyn. Yeah you haven't.

0:54:44.200 --> 0:54:46.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, anywhere you go, you're not gonna be like, man,

0:54:46.680 --> 0:54:51.520
<v Speaker 1>this is what I remembered, you know, but it still

0:54:51.600 --> 0:54:55.160
<v Speaker 1>has its quote unquote charms of course. Yeah. A lot

0:54:55.239 --> 0:54:58.440
<v Speaker 1>of listeners say that one day they will come to Brooklyn,

0:54:58.520 --> 0:54:59.960
<v Speaker 1>even if you know, if they're not living in the area,

0:55:00.200 --> 0:55:02.120
<v Speaker 1>that if they move visit New York City, they will

0:55:02.120 --> 0:55:04.759
<v Speaker 1>come to Brooklyn. So if there's one highlight we we

0:55:04.800 --> 0:55:07.080
<v Speaker 1>always talk about it, that's the brook By the pizza

0:55:07.239 --> 0:55:09.759
<v Speaker 1>Brookn Boys Pizza. It's well, you know, if you're gonna

0:55:09.800 --> 0:55:11.480
<v Speaker 1>come to Brooklyn, you're gonna you want to go hit

0:55:11.520 --> 0:55:13.920
<v Speaker 1>the food spots. The food spots is a big thing

0:55:14.400 --> 0:55:17.719
<v Speaker 1>in Brooklyn. There's not much else, but if you want

0:55:17.800 --> 0:55:20.759
<v Speaker 1>some good food, Brooklyn's where it's now, you know. So

0:55:20.840 --> 0:55:22.440
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to share one thing and I know we'll

0:55:22.440 --> 0:55:24.120
<v Speaker 1>get out of here. I gotta get I gotta call that.

0:55:24.560 --> 0:55:27.200
<v Speaker 1>So one thing Brody gets very jealous of is when

0:55:27.520 --> 0:55:30.440
<v Speaker 1>I talk about when I make plans with my Brooklyn boys,

0:55:31.120 --> 0:55:33.239
<v Speaker 1>my Brooklyn boys, are you? I know you since you

0:55:33.320 --> 0:55:35.480
<v Speaker 1>were twelve? We were twelve years old together, right, He's

0:55:35.520 --> 0:55:39.120
<v Speaker 1>not included in that. Okay, bron is not part of that.

0:55:39.480 --> 0:55:41.560
<v Speaker 1>So it's me you and a few other guys that

0:55:41.640 --> 0:55:43.600
<v Speaker 1>we grew up with. But if it's he's like your

0:55:43.600 --> 0:55:47.280
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn jew, I gotta I gotta get I'm getting together

0:55:47.320 --> 0:55:50.080
<v Speaker 1>with my Brooklyn Jews. The Brooklyn Jews doesn't have the

0:55:50.160 --> 0:55:54.480
<v Speaker 1>same bring to it. So he so he uh, he

0:55:54.600 --> 0:55:56.959
<v Speaker 1>gets very upset. He goes, no, no, no, no, where

0:55:57.000 --> 0:56:01.719
<v Speaker 1>the Brooklyn boys, you, you and your friends? Whatever the hell? Then, well,

0:56:01.760 --> 0:56:04.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. You guys are the originals because because

0:56:04.360 --> 0:56:06.760
<v Speaker 1>we I grew up to school, we went to middle school,

0:56:06.840 --> 0:56:09.040
<v Speaker 1>high school, and college together, and then worked at the

0:56:09.120 --> 0:56:11.680
<v Speaker 1>radio station Z one hundred for twenty years. You worked

0:56:11.680 --> 0:56:14.239
<v Speaker 1>alongside of David Brodie. I mean, you know for you

0:56:14.320 --> 0:56:17.200
<v Speaker 1>know all about it. Nobody wants to Nobody cares about

0:56:17.239 --> 0:56:19.320
<v Speaker 1>what I know about it, right, But the truth is

0:56:19.560 --> 0:56:23.680
<v Speaker 1>you as a Brooklyn boy original. He if I say him,

0:56:23.680 --> 0:56:25.279
<v Speaker 1>going out with the Brooklyn Boys. Then he gets very

0:56:25.360 --> 0:56:28.160
<v Speaker 1>fucking pissed. Well, why don't I mean if he's so like,

0:56:28.400 --> 0:56:31.719
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't be offended if you did not refer to

0:56:31.840 --> 0:56:34.600
<v Speaker 1>me as one of the Brooklyn Boys. If he's offended,

0:56:34.680 --> 0:56:36.880
<v Speaker 1>which is not a shock considering who we're talking about,

0:56:37.360 --> 0:56:41.239
<v Speaker 1>you know, then to appease him, why don't you say, Hey, well,

0:56:41.280 --> 0:56:43.480
<v Speaker 1>what should I call? Those are the guys who are

0:56:43.560 --> 0:56:46.839
<v Speaker 1>my friends? Years thirty years? Yeah, we're gonna rename them,

0:56:47.200 --> 0:56:49.719
<v Speaker 1>name me. That's fine, you can in the context of

0:56:49.800 --> 0:56:53.640
<v Speaker 1>you talking to him and your slices. I'm okay with that. Well, anyway,

0:56:53.880 --> 0:56:56.759
<v Speaker 1>do you have any suggestions for what what you would

0:56:56.800 --> 0:56:59.600
<v Speaker 1>call your old school friends instead? If we're not the

0:56:59.640 --> 0:57:03.560
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys, then who are we now? Who are we? Who? Yeah?

0:57:03.600 --> 0:57:05.480
<v Speaker 1>Who am I? If I'm not the brook If if

0:57:05.600 --> 0:57:08.800
<v Speaker 1>Dave Brody is now the Brooklyn Boy, what am I?

0:57:08.840 --> 0:57:11.480
<v Speaker 1>Am I? The old school boy? Am I the You're

0:57:11.520 --> 0:57:16.080
<v Speaker 1>the Brooklyn prune? Sometimes you're the old man. Sometimes people

0:57:16.160 --> 0:57:19.120
<v Speaker 1>refer to their old school friends from like school names.

0:57:20.240 --> 0:57:25.160
<v Speaker 1>But there's too many guys. No, I'm I'm this is

0:57:25.200 --> 0:57:27.440
<v Speaker 1>gonna really get Brody Piste off. I'm out on this

0:57:27.520 --> 0:57:29.560
<v Speaker 1>you want to get his dand just for five minutes. No,

0:57:29.640 --> 0:57:31.160
<v Speaker 1>I can't do it. I really, I really have to

0:57:31.200 --> 0:57:38.760
<v Speaker 1>take you. Yeah, it's Greg T, Greg T. We got

0:57:38.800 --> 0:57:43.240
<v Speaker 1>the old band back together. I got bald freak Grani

0:57:43.280 --> 0:57:47.960
<v Speaker 1>in my apartment right now and we're we're on the

0:57:48.000 --> 0:57:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys podcast. But here's the no. No. But here's

0:57:51.720 --> 0:57:54.440
<v Speaker 1>the best part. Brody is a son of a bitch

0:57:54.600 --> 0:57:56.360
<v Speaker 1>because he had to go, he had to go pick

0:57:56.480 --> 0:57:59.560
<v Speaker 1>up whoever, and he goes, I gotta go. He gave

0:57:59.640 --> 0:58:04.080
<v Speaker 1>these slices forty minutes of content, maybe less, and then

0:58:04.160 --> 0:58:07.440
<v Speaker 1>he fucking jetted on me. So I said, fuck you,

0:58:08.320 --> 0:58:12.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm continuing. Bald freak Ronnie walks through my door at

0:58:12.120 --> 0:58:15.560
<v Speaker 1>that minute, and and now I'm doing all the things.

0:58:15.600 --> 0:58:20.280
<v Speaker 1>Brodie hates so so he hates when I called the

0:58:20.320 --> 0:58:23.479
<v Speaker 1>bald freake Brooklyn as the Brooklyn Boys. He also hates

0:58:23.480 --> 0:58:26.240
<v Speaker 1>when I put you the Jersey Kid on the podcast,

0:58:26.840 --> 0:58:29.000
<v Speaker 1>and he, you know, he's like, you know, just without

0:58:29.120 --> 0:58:31.440
<v Speaker 1>him here, because he feels like he can't control you

0:58:31.560 --> 0:58:33.280
<v Speaker 1>or rein you in. But you know what when he

0:58:33.320 --> 0:58:36.640
<v Speaker 1>would hurt, what would kill him even more if we

0:58:36.720 --> 0:58:39.760
<v Speaker 1>tried to have an off air show reunion here on

0:58:39.960 --> 0:58:43.960
<v Speaker 1>episode one fifty of The Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yeah, I

0:58:51.360 --> 0:58:54.600
<v Speaker 1>thought you wanted to do something, dude, so so so

0:58:54.720 --> 0:58:57.400
<v Speaker 1>here's the thing. So bald freak Ronnie left him. He

0:58:57.520 --> 0:58:59.240
<v Speaker 1>just walked away from the microphone. So I was like,

0:58:59.520 --> 0:59:01.040
<v Speaker 1>I was like hanging out with him on the mic

0:59:01.120 --> 0:59:03.360
<v Speaker 1>for like the last ten minutes just to piss party.

0:59:04.440 --> 0:59:07.320
<v Speaker 1>Canna hang up. He's sitting in my apartment across the room.

0:59:07.640 --> 0:59:11.920
<v Speaker 1>He's staying. You have to hear. Great. Deal is like

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<v Speaker 1>a kid in a candy store, the Jersey Kid. This

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna be absolutely and Rody is gonna Rody is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be freakingfuming. You can fry an egg on this

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<v Speaker 1>guy's head when he when he hears this, because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna tell him, Hey, can I promote my podcast

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<v Speaker 1>on your podcasts? Can you pick up the phone so

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<v Speaker 1>we can hear you? You can't are you're in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>We just had a conversation about how Scotty Be from

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<v Speaker 1>the Big Show can't take a ship and talk on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone at the same time. You don't you don't

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<v Speaker 1>care about that, right, I don't give a about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Right now? Can you pick up the phone. Can you talk?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you talk up the phone? Take me the speaker

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<v Speaker 1>and take off the take up speaking. Take okay, take

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<v Speaker 1>me off speaker for a second, just for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you going? How that you you flushed? Where

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<v Speaker 1>are you going? Okay? Where are you going? Greg t

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<v Speaker 1>the Jersey Kid? Date night? Date night? You and Trish? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>every Thursday we do date night. Every Thursday, you do

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<v Speaker 1>date night? Okay, Where are you guys going tonight? Because

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<v Speaker 1>my daughters, you know, because Jada nella a dance class.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so you have you have a very specific window

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<v Speaker 1>of time to get it in. Yeah, that's exactly it.

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<v Speaker 1>But that doesn't we don't you know, that's whatever. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>like we're going to hook it up today. Where you

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<v Speaker 1>guys going, I don't know. Actually I'm one late. She's

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<v Speaker 1>already ready. Now do you guys go? Are you going

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<v Speaker 1>to go to dinner? Christ? And then would you guys

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<v Speaker 1>go home and try and try and and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>have sex first before the kids get back. Yeah, So

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<v Speaker 1>you're trying to make into your old Saturday nights when

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<v Speaker 1>you guys were going out and then when you go

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<v Speaker 1>when you come back and you you bang. So you're literally,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, are you're gonna wine or diner in sixty

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<v Speaker 1>nine all before the kids get back from soccer or dance?

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<v Speaker 1>Yea yea your bathroom. She's getting ready right now in

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom and I'll putting my other on. I'll take

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<v Speaker 1>it and uh we'll get it. We're getting out. Yeah, alright, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>this is like Trishtrio, Are you guys gonna have Are

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<v Speaker 1>you guys gonna have sex after? Huh? No? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>he's you're on the podcast with me right now. He's wait,

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<v Speaker 1>he's lying to me. He says that you guys, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are gonna go have dinner, come back, have sex

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<v Speaker 1>and before the kids get back from dance. Yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 1>trying to he's trying to be like, uh like like

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<v Speaker 1>he's the man and right, is that what he's trying

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<v Speaker 1>to do? Yes, yes, serie. Don't you know this? Fine? Now,

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<v Speaker 1>why aren't we even having this conversation? Okay, all right, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna let you guys go. I really what I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to do was because the timing was just impeccable,

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<v Speaker 1>because Brody left me on the podcast with the slices

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<v Speaker 1>by myself and yes, sary, we're doing it right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Why on the podcast? Trust to it now live on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. Never been Denver before before. Let's do it

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<v Speaker 1>live right now. As you speak away, stop it. I

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<v Speaker 1>was crazy in here. She's probably thinking like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty much okay, okay, I feel like we're back

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<v Speaker 1>to that years great, so great, so great. How was it, Trish?

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<v Speaker 1>Just like just like you remember twenty seconds on the

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<v Speaker 1>sale of one and now it's over one. I got

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<v Speaker 1>a one, I got a one? Oh my god. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>well I'm right here listen. I thought we were gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have like an off air reunion right here, just to

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<v Speaker 1>just to dance all over David Brodie as punishment for

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<v Speaker 1>leaving everybody shorthanded because we usually do seventy eighty minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>and he gave us a paltry forty. But I guess

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<v Speaker 1>not I will do nay. So Ronnie Now is Ronnie

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<v Speaker 1>Now has has bosses to answer to at NPR, and

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<v Speaker 1>he has a five o'clock phone call, and it's coming

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<v Speaker 1>up on five o'clock. He's sitting in the background, he's

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<v Speaker 1>waving he would love to talk to you and me more,

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<v Speaker 1>and actually he would, he would why did tell him

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<v Speaker 1>him that I thought that and I were going to

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<v Speaker 1>do something that he stopped calling me after. Why I

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<v Speaker 1>stopped calling me? So? So I'm gonna translate because he's

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<v Speaker 1>not wearing headphones. Why did you not call Greg T back?

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<v Speaker 1>Because he thought we were going to get the old

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<v Speaker 1>band back together and and have a real podcast a

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<v Speaker 1>long time ago, and you you never called him back there,

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<v Speaker 1>bald freak? Why was that? Yep, it's all right, he said.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not engaging. He has he pleads the fifth. He's

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<v Speaker 1>not saying word. Why the acting that? We'll listen? Okay, everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>Tomorrow we record another edition of Uncle Ted's Shed and

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<v Speaker 1>it comes on a Tuesday, so please give us a listen.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have as many listeners as the Brooklyn Boys.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't listen to Greg T the Jersey Kid on uncle

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<v Speaker 1>Ted's Shed. What do you guys who's on Uncle Ted's Shed?

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<v Speaker 1>Aside from you and I'm guessing uncle Ted, you, uncle

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<v Speaker 1>Ted and g K Money. That's right, that's all of us,

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<v Speaker 1>and we only we have a guest on. We had

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<v Speaker 1>Anthony um Anthony by the way, it's not Rodeo like Drive,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Roda And we had him on the first we

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<v Speaker 1>had him on too well. We had him on and

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<v Speaker 1>then also had the general manager from uh the New

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<v Speaker 1>York Riptide that's the professional crosse team we had. Also

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<v Speaker 1>we had Marcy Marcy Minifornia from Custom Candle cot Her. Okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody go to I Heart Radio and listen to Uncle

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<v Speaker 1>Ted's Shed with the Jersey Kid and g K Money

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<v Speaker 1>and Uncle Ted. Okay, so we have to run. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna shut this thing off now because we've gone on

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<v Speaker 1>way too long. But Uncle Ted alright, so so watch

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<v Speaker 1>that or listen to that, and I'm sure you do it.

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<v Speaker 1>In his shed is that where you guys recorded, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we have cigars and whiskey and we drinking. You're drinking whiskey.

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<v Speaker 1>They're smoking cigars all on the podcast. Okay, we will

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<v Speaker 1>talk to another time. Jersey Kiddy, I'm not gonna boot

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<v Speaker 1>you off the phone. I'm just gonna casually say goodbye

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<v Speaker 1>because all right, goodbye, all right, Oh my god, alright, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>we've done enough vamping. Alright, alright. So it wasn't the

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<v Speaker 1>last twenty minutes was garbage time. It wasn't quality, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was something. It was something something longer than the

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<v Speaker 1>forty minutes that Brody gave you. Short changed you, of

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<v Speaker 1>course he did. We owe your free dessert. We'll see

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<v Speaker 1>you next week.