Speaker 1: Start up dat up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Buys, start up data. They're making noise data up.
Speaker 1: Episode one fifty, that's a big one. It's the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast. You think that we have something better planned
Speaker 1: for one fifty since it is a big one. If
Speaker 1: you remembered, we were gonna do a live Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: at fifty, We're gonna do a live Broken Boys, and
Speaker 1: then you're gonna do a live Brooklyn Boys at one fifty,
Speaker 1: this would have made the most sense to do one. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now we can't even uh do the You can't even
Speaker 1: see in the same room with each other, can't even
Speaker 1: see each other face to face. Oh my god, two
Speaker 1: hundred Get ready for the live yeah the episode two
Speaker 1: hundred Yeah, live from a comedy club when they reopen?
Speaker 1: Where can we go? Where were? What is safe to do?
Speaker 1: It is in these COVID times, we could do a
Speaker 1: live broadcast in a restaurant with capacity and only for
Speaker 1: ninety minutes. Would you really want just our slices there? No, No,
Speaker 1: I would not. I mean, that's just can't do it.
Speaker 1: That's only two that's only two slices of pizza. So
Speaker 1: episode two hundred is A year is a year away,
Speaker 1: so I would hope, how did you do that, Mathode?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we got fifty in a year. About
Speaker 1: there about dumbass. No, wait a second, it's going to
Speaker 1: be more than that because of your five billion dollar
Speaker 1: home equipment. You have a calculator built in. Listen, asshole. Eight. Okay,
Speaker 1: we have eight weeks off. Okay, so it's gonna's all
Speaker 1: a year and eight weeks whatever, you know what I mean? Okay,
Speaker 1: not exactly a year. I apologize to all the slices
Speaker 1: and we're like, oh, I just made plans for a
Speaker 1: year from now and I got to change them. Can
Speaker 1: I say one thing? No? Fuck apple, fuck applerod, come
Speaker 1: on baby, bring it. Here's what they did. Here's what
Speaker 1: they did. They're so slick, Brodie. Yep, they got the
Speaker 1: new iPhone twelve right. And then they say, oh, by
Speaker 1: the way, we're not going to be including the charger anymore,
Speaker 1: or the earbuds or anything, or or the little mini plug,
Speaker 1: little ice cube looking thing, or any of the wire.
Speaker 1: Why should we because we were being this They blamed
Speaker 1: it on being environmentally conscious. When the woman in the
Speaker 1: in the sizzle reel the video, the big propaganda thing
Speaker 1: that they did. She from Apple did that segment. Tim
Speaker 1: Cook threw it to her and she was on the
Speaker 1: fucking roof and it was all this greenery around her
Speaker 1: and like, you know, all the forest and the trees,
Speaker 1: and she's like and she's telling the story of why
Speaker 1: you're not getting a charger with your new Apple products. Okay,
Speaker 1: but then they could they say, oh, people have enough
Speaker 1: the headphones. You probably have drawers full of those, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's bullshit. But here's why they want you to buy
Speaker 1: the new air Pod pros that came out or the
Speaker 1: air Pod too. Okay, so you can buy that for
Speaker 1: two hundred fifty dollars. Okay, spend two fifty on headphones,
Speaker 1: and and then the charger is a two pronged funk
Speaker 1: up the ass. Okay. Now here's why, because they interest you.
Speaker 1: At another part of the Sizzle reel, they interest you
Speaker 1: and we have mag Safe. Mag Safe is coming back
Speaker 1: to Apple where they show you a charger, the brand
Speaker 1: new chargers that are available in stores for like thirty dollars,
Speaker 1: and they slap it. It slaps to the back of
Speaker 1: your phone even with even through the case, and it
Speaker 1: magnetizes this is now you'll always get full charge because
Speaker 1: you you'll never there's no way to put it on improperly.
Speaker 1: You know, you can't fit. So I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is great. So now I'm gonna buy a mag
Speaker 1: Safe charger from Apple because it didn't come with the
Speaker 1: fucking phone. So I buy the mag Safe charger. Hold on, wait,
Speaker 1: but I'm a sucker. But but the thing is, can't
Speaker 1: rant about something and then say you bought it anyway. Wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, cool technology because it's mag Safe. So it
Speaker 1: shows up in the mail and I'm like, this is magazines.
Speaker 1: Mag Safe is a magnetic. It's a magnetic, flat little
Speaker 1: circle and it goes and it sticks to your phone
Speaker 1: like like that. So right, right, So so the phone
Speaker 1: is made mag safe about a week ago. It's out
Speaker 1: there mag Safe. Check this. Here's here's the best part.
Speaker 1: It gets the mag the mag Safe air. I'm getting
Speaker 1: no no, but this morning it's super thin. You can't
Speaker 1: even see it. Why would I not want to take
Speaker 1: advantage of the new I'm getting a new phone. It
Speaker 1: has max safe technology with the magnet. Why wouldn't I
Speaker 1: want a mag Safe charger? Because you know they're not
Speaker 1: selling it's not a hard l but the fact that
Speaker 1: the hold on doesn't come in the box is a problem.
Speaker 1: So now this ship aris at my house. The motherfucking
Speaker 1: charge it doesn't come with the fucking plug. It's just
Speaker 1: so I get it. I'm like, where's the rest of it?
Speaker 1: It comes with the under those us b C. I
Speaker 1: don't want to get too technical, but it's like the
Speaker 1: new USB. It's the fastest one, the rapid, the most
Speaker 1: rapid U s USB have it right, great, So, but
Speaker 1: it doesn't come with a plug. Hey, Brodie, when you
Speaker 1: buy a charger, yeah, shouldn't it come with some kind
Speaker 1: of wall adapter that goes into the wall? Dude? I
Speaker 1: bought a Dodge charger a month ago. It came with
Speaker 1: a wall charger. It comes to the wall. And by
Speaker 1: the way, I know that Android is thinking about doing
Speaker 1: the same thing. But the beauty of Android as you
Speaker 1: can buy any box on Amazon or eBay and get
Speaker 1: a cable and you're done. Doesn't have to be white.
Speaker 1: Does it to be mag Safe? So now so, now,
Speaker 1: so I bought three mag Safe chargers one what are
Speaker 1: you three? Four? One for one for my living room,
Speaker 1: one from my bedroom, and one for work. I thought
Speaker 1: it sticks on your phone. You're done. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's stills the plug into something has to get his
Speaker 1: power from somewhere. But it sticks to your phone, and
Speaker 1: it's and it's the fastest charging. So you're upset about it.
Speaker 1: Three of them, But no, funk is wrong with you.
Speaker 1: I told you it's a problem. When you have a problem,
Speaker 1: all you Apple people, you're you're like on crack. I
Speaker 1: need to have it. But here's why. Because it's the
Speaker 1: most it's a rapid charger. It charges at three times
Speaker 1: the rate as all their old chargers at times. So
Speaker 1: now I gotta buy three plugs. So so three of
Speaker 1: the actual just plugs. Now that twenty plugs, by the way,
Speaker 1: an upgrade from their freaking eighteen plugs or the little
Speaker 1: lily little ice cube ones. It like like a little
Speaker 1: square white cube and it goes right. Yeah, okay, I
Speaker 1: can't use those questions. Question. So you you've spent h
Speaker 1: I don't know dollars on the phone, a thousand dollars
Speaker 1: on mag chargers and exaggerating, I'll admit it. Um, you
Speaker 1: probably have to get new headphones because they have new
Speaker 1: air bud light ones that you have to get. I
Speaker 1: got thet I got the air Pod pros. Yes, I
Speaker 1: got them. They have put pros, right of course, right? Uh?
Speaker 1: And last I checked what Elvis asked you? Why didn't
Speaker 1: you respond to his text? You said, Elvis, I'm not
Speaker 1: getting texts. The twelve is it's it's not working. I
Speaker 1: was in between phones twenty four hours. I was in
Speaker 1: between phones and I had no service. I was trying
Speaker 1: to get the new phone activated, new phones activate. But boy,
Speaker 1: it was full of electricity. It's got five G all
Speaker 1: right now? And then at the end of that hold on.
Speaker 1: So so now I got I got three chart mag chargers.
Speaker 1: Is that how much you paid for everything? Five G?
Speaker 1: And I got three? And I got three of these
Speaker 1: twenty one plugs that go into the wall that fit
Speaker 1: into the other side of the mag charger. So but
Speaker 1: I'm just so angry. I was fooled. I was full.
Speaker 1: You have fold three times four times if you count
Speaker 1: the phone plus now you could never use the excuse.
Speaker 1: Oh man, my phone died. I'm sorry missed your call.
Speaker 1: I was gonna call you back. My phone died. You
Speaker 1: have no excuse, I needed it. Yeah, so my phone
Speaker 1: takes an hour to charge but you know what, I
Speaker 1: use any headphones I want, I use any charger I want,
Speaker 1: and I can replace the SD cards. I can put
Speaker 1: as much memory in here as I want in my
Speaker 1: Galaxy Note nine. It isn't even the latest, it's two
Speaker 1: phones ago. But you know what, it works perfectly. Samsung
Speaker 1: doesn't slow the phones down when a new model comes out.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to say, Apple does they already admitted it.
Speaker 1: I know they admitted, but that was in previous models, right.
Speaker 1: They would never do that with a twelve. They stopped
Speaker 1: that ship with the ten S Supercharged am Pro Deluxe.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you're gonna get caught in want. I
Speaker 1: don't like alp Apple hiding behind the guys know of environmental,
Speaker 1: of going green or being environment They took your It's
Speaker 1: how they went. How do you think she got the
Speaker 1: penthouse roof apartment because they pay uh, they pay laborers
Speaker 1: in Asia a dollar to make the phone and send
Speaker 1: and sell it to youth suckers for And then you
Speaker 1: brought all the attachments. Did you buy the extended warranty? No, Dad,
Speaker 1: I did not, and I will not. That's where I
Speaker 1: draw the line, right, because if one of your super
Speaker 1: Maglite chargers breaks. You got two more, So what do
Speaker 1: you need a warranty for? But I did buy the
Speaker 1: Apple mag Safe case. Oh three cases are just the one?
Speaker 1: We have one phone, you dick. Oh you're gonna be
Speaker 1: okay what? Yeah, but no, it's got a super grip
Speaker 1: on it. It's got the perfect Yeah, and it's mag Safe.
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's actually max say friendly. So so
Speaker 1: now I don't have to take the phone you trade
Speaker 1: in the eleven plus? Oh pop, you had the ten.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. Were you able to
Speaker 1: hold it even though it didn't have super grip? Were
Speaker 1: you able to charge it and live a normal life?
Speaker 1: Mag take? How many times did your phone die? I
Speaker 1: don't know, ever it has died, yes, especially towards the
Speaker 1: end I had. I had that phone for three years
Speaker 1: because the battery dies out on you. Yeah, well it's
Speaker 1: a place the batteries on Android phones. You could do
Speaker 1: it on the Apple phone too. Yeah. Well you're the worst.
Speaker 1: I am the worst, but I got the best phone.
Speaker 1: I don't care. You should, but listen, with all your money, right,
Speaker 1: sell your scooter and buy an Android phone. Just play
Speaker 1: around with it. Just play around. Get a burner phone, Like,
Speaker 1: just put a number on there. Just pay a couple
Speaker 1: of twenty a month from some bootleg phone company like
Speaker 1: mint Mobile or whatever, one of these new upstarts that
Speaker 1: promised you the world. Just get it, Just get him,
Speaker 1: play with it for a little while and see if
Speaker 1: you like it. Because it's too complicated for me and
Speaker 1: all the plane. You're an electronics guy. You run the
Speaker 1: radio station, and it's not it's not slick. It doesn't
Speaker 1: look good. Really, have you looked at my phone? My
Speaker 1: phone is awesome. I don't like your phone because it works.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have super grip, though, I have to admit
Speaker 1: that like super grip is like the stuff old people
Speaker 1: putting their dentures, isn't it. That's poly grip. Whatever I'm done?
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Because I feel like I feel I
Speaker 1: feel like they got difference between us. They did get
Speaker 1: you the differences. I would come on this podcast and
Speaker 1: I would rant about some company, and I would get
Speaker 1: something for free. You rant about the company and you
Speaker 1: buy three of them. That's the difference. Fell into a trap.
Speaker 1: That's why I should be brought and scary. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: because no one's taking advice from making no one's d
Speaker 1: m NG you saying scary, tell me how to overspend? Hey,
Speaker 1: I got a real I got a problem. I went
Speaker 1: in to buy a car, but I think I might
Speaker 1: want to buy two car ours. Talk me into it, Scary,
Speaker 1: Do you get a lot of those? Are you writing
Speaker 1: a book how to spend more money than you should? Now?
Speaker 1: Speaking of Brodian Scary, I'm just gonna move on. I'm
Speaker 1: just done. Um the we have a new print of
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boy's shirt. We're wearing it. We have the Scary
Speaker 1: Brody Brotie Scary t shirts. We have to see it
Speaker 1: live well well video of me wearing it on the
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Speaker 1: Cartel dot com. Now quick story. My other podcast, Walkers
Speaker 1: and Talkers that I do with the lovely Jamie from
Speaker 1: light FM. We have a new episode going up. I
Speaker 1: would say sometime over the weekend. The last time you
Speaker 1: recorded about two and a half weeks ago. The problem
Speaker 1: is I don't have a supersystem like you do, and
Speaker 1: so she sends me the audio, but there's a delay,
Speaker 1: so I have to line up all the audio. Takes
Speaker 1: a while. Yeah, anyway, I don't have those problems because
Speaker 1: how much is my equipment? Uh three point seven billion?
Speaker 1: Now you need a mag charger for your your studio equipment.
Speaker 1: There a super mag mag safe. So by the way,
Speaker 1: mag saves like it's like Dolphin Superma my favorite movie.
Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, okay, uh, what's the guy's name?
Speaker 1: Super Bad? Who's in it? No with the glasses McFly
Speaker 1: not even forget super Mag. On Walkers and Talkers, great
Speaker 1: podcast about the walking Dead and fear walking Dead and
Speaker 1: Walking Dead World Beyond. I had to I promoted our
Speaker 1: merch store and I had to do it and do
Speaker 1: my own. That's I did my own. That's oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't do your own. That's you need somebody else
Speaker 1: to do your own. You did it. You did a
Speaker 1: live read today, Well you did your own. That's I
Speaker 1: heard the commercial on that, but I had no one
Speaker 1: to do my own that did You should have? I
Speaker 1: should give me something. Somebody pointed pointed that out on
Speaker 1: one of our text messages. Oh, speaking of tweets and
Speaker 1: things like that, Yeah, because you also have said as
Speaker 1: I am. I don't know from whether to be upset
Speaker 1: or Okay. We have a listener. He's a new listener,
Speaker 1: and my god, he is a great new listener. He
Speaker 1: jumped on board about two weeks ago and he's already
Speaker 1: up to like episode eight. Love this guy. I would
Speaker 1: imagine he's not gonna hear us talking about him until December,
Speaker 1: probably not right, or maybe January, because he still has
Speaker 1: like seveny episodes to go. But he's also been very
Speaker 1: active on Twitter. Says he's really excited, like like like
Speaker 1: a new toy. But he's tweeting about every episode as
Speaker 1: he finished, right, and we don't remember what he's saying,
Speaker 1: but he's like, oh my god, the rant in eighty
Speaker 1: eight was amazing. Every two hours, every two like he
Speaker 1: must have listened to another episode like Brody, you were right,
Speaker 1: Scary was Wrong episode ninety. I'm like, I don't remember
Speaker 1: episode anyway. He's trying to show he's a loyal fan, right,
Speaker 1: and so he sent screenshots. His name is the Reaper,
Speaker 1: by the way, you don't have to out him. He
Speaker 1: wants to be promoted. You're kidding me. He'd like to
Speaker 1: hear his name him right now. And he's got a
Speaker 1: great avatar, really really cool picture. It's not here. If
Speaker 1: you're a nerd like me, I think. Yeah, he's sending
Speaker 1: uh looking up. He's sending us pictures screenshots of reviews
Speaker 1: on Apple podcasts of people that hate us, and he's saying,
Speaker 1: I can't believe these people. That's so wrong. I love
Speaker 1: you guys, now that's a compliment, but it's also I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think I want to see screenshots
Speaker 1: of people who hate us, especially since they were people
Speaker 1: who used to love us. I mean, that's pretty much
Speaker 1: like people. But it's pretty much like like two people
Speaker 1: in a car talking about you, right, and your friend
Speaker 1: is like, hey, look, you know, you know these two
Speaker 1: guys over here, they're they're they're bad mouth in you
Speaker 1: right now here. Let's open the car door and listen
Speaker 1: in I'm like, you get to watch and something. Hey,
Speaker 1: my friend says you're ugly and stupid. I just want
Speaker 1: you to know I completely disagree with him, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to know that. I don't think I want
Speaker 1: to know either. It's but a couple of bad reviews
Speaker 1: in there, But these I don't know where they come off.
Speaker 1: I kind of I respect the guy on on Twitter
Speaker 1: for pointing them out to us. Oh yeah, listen, he's
Speaker 1: trying to show that these people are crazy and are crazy.
Speaker 1: Apparently he went after them on social media, which I love.
Speaker 1: How does he find them? These are Apple reviewers with him?
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't write back to an Apple reviewer. No,
Speaker 1: you can't unless it was an Apple. Was it Apple?
Speaker 1: It was it? No, it was Apple? That certainly not
Speaker 1: it was it was Apple's um podcast, Apple music podcast,
Speaker 1: Apple podcast podcast. All right. If you guys, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you know this. Apple podcasts don't. They don't
Speaker 1: come with a charger anymore. They don't. They don't see
Speaker 1: the environment. But if you're all charged up from listening
Speaker 1: to this episode, maybe you should leave us a five
Speaker 1: star review or not that's yeah, why not, you know what?
Speaker 1: Bounce it out also, just to not reference specifically what
Speaker 1: the two people said who used to like us and
Speaker 1: don't anymore. I feel like you should d m us
Speaker 1: if you've got constructive critique. Yeah, let us you feel like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, there was a certain something you guys
Speaker 1: used to do. I kind of missed that vibe or
Speaker 1: you know what, I love that segment or that thing
Speaker 1: or whatever. Or we used to bring in certain people
Speaker 1: on the show, you know, back when we can have
Speaker 1: people in front of us. Yeah, you know, And don't
Speaker 1: make the headline this show was good. Now it's just garbage, right,
Speaker 1: because that's you know, it's not it's not it's not constructive.
Speaker 1: It doesn't really help us out of any rut that
Speaker 1: we may be in, but we don't really. I'm in
Speaker 1: my basement by my washing machines, and and and I'm
Speaker 1: in my apartment, and we haven't seen each other face
Speaker 1: to face forcast since March. And I think we're doing
Speaker 1: damn good fucking job considering, I will say, and I
Speaker 1: the slices will agree with me. Scary one of the
Speaker 1: bad reviews. I blame you, Yes, I saw it. You
Speaker 1: know what. I'm looking at it right now. Why why
Speaker 1: don't you read it? You read it, I'm gonna read
Speaker 1: you read it. I'm gonna read it. And then Brodie's
Speaker 1: gonna explain why this is funny. Is a one star
Speaker 1: review from your Brook So they know fun this person.
Speaker 1: They put it out there for everyone to see. All right,
Speaker 1: y e R r R Space Brooke so bored of
Speaker 1: this show, one star with with a mad face. By
Speaker 1: the way, they're so bored, they put like five ohs
Speaker 1: and so and a bunch of d's and by the way,
Speaker 1: adding d's to board is bored. Us don't used to
Speaker 1: by the way, it's used to they wrote, use us
Speaker 1: to love it, but now it's so boring. It's pretty
Speaker 1: much the same every week. I'm moving on call her
Speaker 1: daddy is pretty good? Love it so far? Yeah, with
Speaker 1: a wink smile, because they must have heard us plug
Speaker 1: dead podcast one week and here's an idea. Well, this
Speaker 1: is like one of those in your face moments like yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know what. But also it's like I listened
Speaker 1: to the show, I get the kitchenness of it, I
Speaker 1: get to call her daddy. Thing I'm gonna quote it right,
Speaker 1: But then I'm gonna leave a bad review. No one's
Speaker 1: gonna get that reference except us, really, and all the slices.
Speaker 1: I know, the one that you you're gonna blame on me.
Speaker 1: Here's the one star review from Jay Rockingham. These guys
Speaker 1: need to learn how to mix audio levels. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: that's on me. But I have to say he probably
Speaker 1: heard a couple of episodes where we didn't know what
Speaker 1: the funk we were doing. I would imagine, do not listen.
Speaker 1: That's not that's not nice, terrible. Well, anyway, that has
Speaker 1: hopefully been corrected since guess I don't know what episode
Speaker 1: he was even listening to. It might have been an
Speaker 1: old episode. And um, these guys think they're tough because
Speaker 1: they live in New York. Um, don't we never said
Speaker 1: we never said we're tough. Again, I think we're giving
Speaker 1: too much. Well, you know, I just I appreciate you, Reaper,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. It's yeah, follow him. I don't
Speaker 1: know what this means. By the way, I got to
Speaker 1: shut it out. Maybe we'll make his his his his
Speaker 1: profile again. But so h A R J asked, you
Speaker 1: know what it says in his in his profile? It says,
Speaker 1: I'm eminem fan. Stand but it's actually an all right
Speaker 1: track fifteen whatever it is. Uh, David Brody and Scary
Speaker 1: Jones mentioned me on at the Brooklyn Boys. Alright, so
Speaker 1: here we are, thank you. Well we'll maybe we'll get
Speaker 1: an update on that. By the way, have you created
Speaker 1: a link tree or all links yet? Na? Oh it's fantastic.
Speaker 1: I'm still busy with my only fans. Yeah. Um, watch
Speaker 1: me suck my own dick. Okay, okay, So, speaking speaking
Speaker 1: of that, yes, by the way, I saw it. I
Speaker 1: saw exactly. Okay. So shaded mob about to say something
Speaker 1: else sent us a screenshot of an alert on their phone.
Speaker 1: Now this is UM, a New York radio station, the
Speaker 1: biggest news station probably in America or one of them.
Speaker 1: Ten ten wins news election. First projection of the night.
Speaker 1: Indiana projected to win Indiana. So obviously they meant President
Speaker 1: Trump because he won Indiana. But they were in Indiana
Speaker 1: injected to Indiana. So if so I said, well India,
Speaker 1: he said Indiana one itself. I go st like Scary
Speaker 1: who as is his own day? Yes, but the reference
Speaker 1: I was going forward that was I don't know if
Speaker 1: you all saw, but I'm sure some people did. There
Speaker 1: was last week of the week before episode of Saturday
Speaker 1: Night Live, they did the headless Horseman last week Halloween,
Speaker 1: and yeah, and that the horsomest thing I thought of.
Speaker 1: The guy had his he was holding his own head
Speaker 1: in his hand and he was obviously everybody kept asking him,
Speaker 1: like does he use his hand on his They were
Speaker 1: fascinated and they just had like penis questions. That was
Speaker 1: a great It was amazing. Lauren Michaels wrote the sketch
Speaker 1: because they said something afterwards. Really yeah, oh that's phenomenal, phenomenal. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to I want to read this because I
Speaker 1: think we might be guilty of it right now, but
Speaker 1: I'm not sure to help us out slices. Are we
Speaker 1: guilty of this right now? Um? Just one long commercial?
Speaker 1: I'm like, I for what this was. This was a
Speaker 1: good This was by the way, a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1: This was a good podcast when it started. Now it
Speaker 1: just seems like a long commercial. F I R for
Speaker 1: the podcast. So what we did an hour and a
Speaker 1: half podcast last week? Are you saying that an hour
Speaker 1: and a half All we did was promote the podcast.
Speaker 1: People already listened and they want something to complain about them.
Speaker 1: I'm over here. Even if it was, like, let's say
Speaker 1: you said it was a commercial, a full podcast commercial
Speaker 1: for our merchandise, it wasn't. We we mentioned it once
Speaker 1: we move on. Yeah, so I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Are we guilty of talking about the podcast while we're
Speaker 1: talking about people complaining about the podcast? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe this segment here might be that. But people like
Speaker 1: to hear it. It's fun, it's interesting, something completely different.
Speaker 1: Is a quick one, all right, that's what she said.
Speaker 1: Does that mean? Yeah? From J Saulo. Hey, guys, I
Speaker 1: a scamboni. I went to a deli in my neighborhood
Speaker 1: that I never go to. I was thirsty and walking by,
Speaker 1: so I figured i'd get a twenty ounce diet coke
Speaker 1: no ice. The one behind the counter tells me it's
Speaker 1: I thought it was strange, considering other delis in the
Speaker 1: area charge a dollars seventy five for the twenty ounces.
Speaker 1: I paid the two anyway and left. After I left,
Speaker 1: I realized it's not it's sixteen ounces. So this Delhi
Speaker 1: not only charges more for a bottle of soda than
Speaker 1: the other place, but it's a smaller bottle to it's
Speaker 1: the sixteen point nine. You know what that means, don't you.
Speaker 1: So here's what the difference is. The twenty ounce bottles
Speaker 1: are not available in stores as a as a you can't,
Speaker 1: like unless you go to Costco. They used to be
Speaker 1: a six pack in the stores with twenty ounces each.
Speaker 1: The ones you go into like seven eleven and or
Speaker 1: two and a quarter for the twenty ounce. They made
Speaker 1: them coke and PEPSI made them all. Definitely conspiracy that
Speaker 1: they work together on this. Now the bottles are sixteen
Speaker 1: point nine ounces. I used to drink two bottles a
Speaker 1: day at work. Now I gotta drink three because they
Speaker 1: made them smaller. So do they do they or do
Speaker 1: they not sell the twenty ounces anymore? They sell them
Speaker 1: individually like at the register and or like I said,
Speaker 1: if you go into a convenient or you go in
Speaker 1: a seven eleven or wah wah or quick check, they
Speaker 1: have them in the you know, in the refrigerator. But
Speaker 1: if you want the sixteen point the six pack a
Speaker 1: target or in the supermarket, there's a sixteen point nine.
Speaker 1: So you know, his hiss depart that's pissing me off.
Speaker 1: Now the place the Delhi he went to to get soda.
Speaker 1: They must have brought the six packs dirt cheap in
Speaker 1: the supermarket, and now they're passing them off to you
Speaker 1: and you don't even notice it. Right, You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm buying a soda because you gotta pay more for
Speaker 1: the twenties, so they're paying less buying the six packs
Speaker 1: probably and that you don't even notice it. It's like,
Speaker 1: don't ever, ever, ever, ever buy a one Leader bottle
Speaker 1: of soda unless for some reason it's all that fits
Speaker 1: in the refrigerator or you like to pour it, because
Speaker 1: ultimately that means you're paying two dollars for the two
Speaker 1: Leader bottle of soda, which you would never pay in
Speaker 1: the supermarket for right a dollar doctor, never pay more
Speaker 1: on that. And as soon as they go five for five, dude,
Speaker 1: stock up, stock up on the two Leaders talking about
Speaker 1: a Scamboni Scamboni. Ten minutes before we started this podcast,
Speaker 1: I get a phone call. Now you know, I got
Speaker 1: a new Dodge charger turned in my lease, least a
Speaker 1: new one, not a big deal, and pain basically the
Speaker 1: same roughly the same amount whatever. And there's a couple
Speaker 1: of things you have to do when you get a
Speaker 1: new car, they give you a year of free satellite
Speaker 1: radio with traffic and weather and the whole bit, all
Speaker 1: the all the bells and whistles. They give it to
Speaker 1: you for free. Okay. Well I still had time remaining
Speaker 1: on the last car I turned in. So you call up,
Speaker 1: you cancel, right, and then you give them the radio
Speaker 1: uh serial number of your new car, and they added
Speaker 1: to your account, so they stopped charging you for the
Speaker 1: old one, and you get the new car on the account.
Speaker 1: And this way you have it for free, and then
Speaker 1: when the time is up, then you pay for it.
Speaker 1: But it's all on your account. So your app logins
Speaker 1: are the same website, Well, it's all the same, okay,
Speaker 1: So I I do that. The next day I go
Speaker 1: to open up the serious x M app and it
Speaker 1: says there's no account with my email address. What h What?
Speaker 1: So I call I call up Satellite, call him up
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, something's wrong. He says, oh um,
Speaker 1: instead of transferring the car over to your new car
Speaker 1: when you turned off the old car, they closed that account.
Speaker 1: Why would they do that? I said, well, then that's
Speaker 1: very easy. Reopen it. Well, we can't do that because
Speaker 1: we closed it um. I said, I can't do that.
Speaker 1: He says, you can't do it. I said, you canna
Speaker 1: have to. He says, no, you'll have to reset up
Speaker 1: the new account. I said, no, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: reset up the new account because all of my devices
Speaker 1: are logged in. All my favorites are chosen right like
Speaker 1: I have like thirty favorite stations, because there are internet
Speaker 1: only stations I've had, and I have them organized in
Speaker 1: a certain order, sports and news and comment all the
Speaker 1: way I want them. I don't want to deal with that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do. I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get me supervisor, get me supervisor. And again, supervisor.
Speaker 1: I don't know what part of the country but the world,
Speaker 1: but I think they're making iPhones for a dollar where
Speaker 1: I spoke to this. He says to me, it's nothing
Speaker 1: we can do. I'm sorry. I said, okay, thank you
Speaker 1: very much. What do I do? Scary? What did I
Speaker 1: do next? You called back? I called back, Of course
Speaker 1: you did. I got another guy, another supervisor, and he says,
Speaker 1: oh no, let me figure this out. Let me figure
Speaker 1: this out. We can do this. Hold on and long
Speaker 1: behold after I got my dander up, so to speak.
Speaker 1: They automatically migrated the radio and the phone the whole call.
Speaker 1: Of course they did. They taught me it was impossible
Speaker 1: until I pushed a little bit. So again I remind you, guys,
Speaker 1: don't take ship anybody. It's something they can do. It's
Speaker 1: something they can do. It's just the people that you're
Speaker 1: on the phone with don't want to do it or
Speaker 1: can't do it. So you call back and somebody else
Speaker 1: will do it. Eventually you'll get through to somebody who
Speaker 1: will who will take care of your business. It's true.
Speaker 1: So it's like my friend Philip who used to sit
Speaker 1: on the corner and proposition girls, Hey want to want
Speaker 1: to go out? I want to go out. I want
Speaker 1: to go out. I want to go out girls. No,
Speaker 1: but yes, every every every time, Eventually someone says, never,
Speaker 1: if you think it's reasonable, your quest is reasonable. Never
Speaker 1: take No, I have another story with my water heat.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna we're gonna hear that. Yeah, but I haven't no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I just want to finish my serious satellite conversation. Hold on,
Speaker 1: there's more commercially at Yeah. Well again, So a half
Speaker 1: hour before I sawed the story, half hour, a few
Speaker 1: minutes before we saw the podcast. I get a phone call.
Speaker 1: Now I've laid the groundwork. I have a new car.
Speaker 1: It's it's about three and a half weeks old, right,
Speaker 1: and I have a year of free satellite radio. Guy
Speaker 1: calls up again. I think he just finished building an
Speaker 1: iPhone and he says to me, uh hi, Mr Brady.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's okay. So he says, uh, we noticed you
Speaker 1: got a new car. Congratulations on the purchase of your
Speaker 1: new car. My god, he's reading a sheet of course. Yeah. Thanks,
Speaker 1: what's up? We're calling from serious satellite radio. Just want
Speaker 1: to again, I wish you nothing but success with the
Speaker 1: look like a great yep. Okay, what can I do
Speaker 1: for you? Well, I want to I'm calling you as
Speaker 1: a courtesy. You're one of our finest customers. Okay, great.
Speaker 1: We want to help you, um connect your new car
Speaker 1: to your existing account. M I said, I did it
Speaker 1: a month ago. Well, you know you can easily put
Speaker 1: your new car on your account. I did it a
Speaker 1: month ago. Okay, not I know you got the car,
Speaker 1: but you can link your new car to your I
Speaker 1: already did it. Is there anything else I can help
Speaker 1: you with? Well? Yes, you got one year free satellite
Speaker 1: radio and and travel link. Yes I did. Um, Yes,
Speaker 1: so we would like to talk to you about packages
Speaker 1: available to extend your service. What. Yes, If you act now,
Speaker 1: we can save you money, I said, but I have
Speaker 1: eleven months and a week. I'm I'm good. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't think you understand sir. I can I can continue
Speaker 1: your service so you you don't risk losing it. I said,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put an alert in my phone sometime around
Speaker 1: the ten and a half month mark, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: remind myself that I need to extend it. And I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure you and your friends are gonna call me
Speaker 1: and hound me to extend my service. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: almost a year in advance? He's telling me I should
Speaker 1: not worry and take care of it now on extend
Speaker 1: the free account you gave me. Idiots, Hey, here's some crack. Uh?
Speaker 1: Would you like to buy crack next year? Now? No?
Speaker 1: I just want to buy my crack next week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's done. A scamboni. It's just ballsy because he
Speaker 1: called me to link my account now either, He quickly pivoted.
Speaker 1: Know who what? He gets commissioned probably for every account
Speaker 1: he opens. What do you think there's definitely genumally want
Speaker 1: to link my account. He used to get in the
Speaker 1: door an excuse sidetrack. Oh you already linked it. Let
Speaker 1: me be let me get this guy to extend it.
Speaker 1: Let let's get this guy on the phone. Let's get
Speaker 1: as soon as as soon as you answer the phone,
Speaker 1: and he's kind of reeling you in. He's got you boom,
Speaker 1: hit you up in the head with the extending people
Speaker 1: on the phone. We'll be right back after this and
Speaker 1: talk about that. We sometimes people to take a break
Speaker 1: and we're like five minutes over, ten minutes over, but
Speaker 1: you keep going, you keep going. Alright, alright, gotta cut
Speaker 1: you off. Listen. This isn't the Elvis or End Morning
Speaker 1: Show where like we have yeah, but we have to
Speaker 1: we have to get these these these breaks, and it's
Speaker 1: not our it's not our choice, all right, Yeah, but
Speaker 1: when they have when that's part of the part of yeah, okay, Hey,
Speaker 1: we gotta say hi to Leanne Everest Brodie, do you
Speaker 1: know who Leanne Everest is? Probably not. It's a rhetorical question.
Speaker 1: I didn't expect you to have an answer, all right.
Speaker 1: I would imagine there's a lot of Mount Evers jokes
Speaker 1: he has to put up with her whole life. She's
Speaker 1: she says, Hi, guys, I am thirteen years old. Yes, teen, yes,
Speaker 1: and it's one out. Yes, teenagers listen to your podcast.
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm a huge fan of The Big
Speaker 1: Show with Elvis Duran and you guys. But that's not
Speaker 1: a surprise. We know teenagers listen. And I am in
Speaker 1: the middle of well, no, it's thirteen years old. Hold on,
Speaker 1: she found us, so she's running. I'm in the middle
Speaker 1: of binging all Elvis Durant Show, Relate related podcasts, and
Speaker 1: I have also finished the Fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast.
Speaker 1: And I have almost finished Serial Killers with Scottie b
Speaker 1: and Andrew and Brooklyn Boys podcast. I'm a huge fan
Speaker 1: of all the podcasts. They have gotten me through the
Speaker 1: entirety of middle school and Quarantine. In addition, I listened
Speaker 1: to nearly six hours of podcasts a day, and Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys are at the top. I think that's all I
Speaker 1: wanted to say. Keep podcasting. It's fabulos leanne p s.
Speaker 1: I am a teenager and I don't use TikTok. How
Speaker 1: cool is that? I just want to cool? I mean
Speaker 1: typical team. You're thinking like making TikTok's and dances with
Speaker 1: her friends, whatever the case, snapchat, whatever the hell. And look,
Speaker 1: she's binging our freaking podcast and all the content that
Speaker 1: we give it. Thank you. We love you, Leanne, we
Speaker 1: love people. Thank you very much. Listeners like you and Leanne.
Speaker 1: We'll look forward to us six months from now when
Speaker 1: you say our podcast sucks. That used to be good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you don't listen anymore and you're listening to call
Speaker 1: her daddy. I just wanted to say that that warmed
Speaker 1: the cockles of my heart. Whoa, whoa the girls start
Speaker 1: team he yo, whoa Wait watch the cockle stuff? So
Speaker 1: um yeah, why do you have it? Why do you
Speaker 1: have a hard out? As we say in the biz,
Speaker 1: heart out means we have to finish talking dirty thirteen
Speaker 1: year old girl listening. Why do you have a heart
Speaker 1: out means we have to stop at a certain time.
Speaker 1: I got like ten minutes left. I have to have
Speaker 1: ten minutes. We didn't get to the second commercial break, Dick,
Speaker 1: didn't we know that was the first one? Are you sure? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's I'm positive I keep tracking this ship. Well you
Speaker 1: know why that happens. I'm responsible why. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: right after this, I forgot that was a long break.
Speaker 1: That was that was we gave him no content there.
Speaker 1: Well all right man, right? So, uh you know I
Speaker 1: bitched about Facebook. I'mout trying to get help on Facebook.
Speaker 1: This happened to me again a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to save it. I don't want to
Speaker 1: do it. The same week I did the dodge charge
Speaker 1: of fiasco. Well, so, my I have an everpool. It's
Speaker 1: an in ground pool. It came with the house, and
Speaker 1: buy it um and so for the winter. Me personally,
Speaker 1: I don't like the thought of closing it myself because
Speaker 1: I have to have to winter rise everything, plug it up,
Speaker 1: get an air hose and and and suck out the water.
Speaker 1: It's a long and I have a giant cover for it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. Okay, that's just I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. Some people do. I
Speaker 1: don't want to do it. So I've been paying a
Speaker 1: company for many years to close it. So I was thinking,
Speaker 1: you know, first world problems. Again, I didn't pay for
Speaker 1: the pool that came with the house. I've explained this,
Speaker 1: but I'm not. I'm waiting for because I know somebody's
Speaker 1: saying it right now, because that's what that's what you
Speaker 1: do at the beginning of a story like that. I'm trying, well,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to say. Like I didn't put
Speaker 1: in the pool first world problems whatever, nobody, but the
Speaker 1: problem that follows is the first world problem because it's
Speaker 1: the first world problem. Because it's so I figured, you
Speaker 1: know what, let me go on the town page and
Speaker 1: just get an idea of what other people paid to
Speaker 1: have the pool, the town crier on the town crying page, right,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna be honest to close my pool. I
Speaker 1: think it's like to seventy so, but I keep I
Speaker 1: keep up on the pool the whole year. Nobody I
Speaker 1: do the chemicals and during myself. I just don't want
Speaker 1: to close it. It's cold, it's October already. I'd rather
Speaker 1: just get get it done because I'll procrastinate. It won't
Speaker 1: be covered all winter. So I I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: it seems like a lot of money for doing that,
Speaker 1: even though I don't want to do it. Maybe I
Speaker 1: can get someone to do it for less. Let me
Speaker 1: just get an idea what other people pay. Rather than
Speaker 1: calling up every place you know in the planet. So
Speaker 1: I go on I go on Facebook, say hey, I'm
Speaker 1: just curious, what do you guys pay for a pool closing?
Speaker 1: So the first response I get is, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's different every year. I haven't called the guy yet.
Speaker 1: Why even tell me that? Then? Why? Why why do
Speaker 1: I care? You haven't called the guy yet. That doesn't
Speaker 1: help me. One person liked my question. That doesn't help me.
Speaker 1: Then finally somebody wrote sixty dollars. So, so again, what
Speaker 1: do you What do you expect? Though? No, so I
Speaker 1: said sixty dollars? So I said, who who do you?
Speaker 1: Does it have a sixty dollars? They said, oh, it's
Speaker 1: it's my my friend next door. I'll um, she pays
Speaker 1: sixty dollars to close it? Is this the kind of
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't have a pool. I'm not boogie
Speaker 1: like you. Um. So my question is do you do
Speaker 1: you need the sound system at water? Do you need
Speaker 1: to have a professional company do it? Or is this
Speaker 1: something that you're not listening? I said I could have
Speaker 1: done it, but no, you don't. I'm ruining my bad.
Speaker 1: I'm out to ruin my bad. I'm not gonna go
Speaker 1: ruining my bait. Okay, so so I said sixty bucks,
Speaker 1: that's great. Who does your pool closing? So then she
Speaker 1: chimes in, Oh, I closed my own pool. I buy
Speaker 1: the kemp, the kit, I do it myself. Did I
Speaker 1: fucking ask you if you do it yourself? Did I say?
Speaker 1: How much can I save? How much would it cost
Speaker 1: me if I did it? I said? How much do
Speaker 1: you pay your pool company? I was specific? How much
Speaker 1: do you pay your pool company to close your pool?
Speaker 1: So rather than say I do it myself, it's only
Speaker 1: six days, say they go? They just wrote sixty dollars,
Speaker 1: wasting my time? I have to go who's your pull company?
Speaker 1: She's all I do it myself. How My eyes popped
Speaker 1: out of my head. I was ready to fire my company. Hey,
Speaker 1: how much does a company a professional? How much does
Speaker 1: this ship go for me? You get hire company? How much? Brodie?
Speaker 1: How much? So Brody? When you see sixty, I mean
Speaker 1: you're you're a smart dude. When you see the sixty
Speaker 1: dollars come back as an answer as a retort, don't
Speaker 1: you immediately assume? I mean, I'm like, who the fuck?
Speaker 1: There's no one doing? You know what this pitch is
Speaker 1: gonna do? It herself. Boom. Okay, first of all, that's
Speaker 1: not a nice way to talk about women taking you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Thirteen year olds listening, Listen. I
Speaker 1: have the mindset everything should be fifty bucks. I know
Speaker 1: that we've seen that. Well, okay, there's a hundred fifty
Speaker 1: episodes of evidence that point to that. I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: What I call a company up to fix something. I
Speaker 1: have a price in mind that I feel like that's
Speaker 1: worth it. Like if you gave me fifty bucks, I'd
Speaker 1: come over your house and do it, right. But it's
Speaker 1: the old adage you get what you pay for. What
Speaker 1: kind of what kind of job is anyone's gonna do
Speaker 1: for sixty Oh you could do it myself. Of course.
Speaker 1: You're a plumber and you come to my house and
Speaker 1: you put an electronic snake down my sink, and you
Speaker 1: go and you pull out a straw, and it took
Speaker 1: you eight minutes. You make fifty bucks. That's pretty good
Speaker 1: for eight minutes, right, Nope, one seventy to walk in
Speaker 1: the door. Of course, in my mind, give me seventy
Speaker 1: five dollars. That's what's going on in my mind. So
Speaker 1: to close the pool, I know how long it takes.
Speaker 1: It takes about an hour, right, So a hundred bucks
Speaker 1: for an hour is not a nice amount of money.
Speaker 1: It's it's a fucking insane I mean, yeah, but I'm
Speaker 1: giving the guy and three hundred I know, but three no.
Speaker 1: But so when she said said Steve, I thought, maybe
Speaker 1: she's got a guy. Brody. You have common sense. You
Speaker 1: know the cost of doing business. Know that you're not
Speaker 1: getting a good job for the rabbit holes. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what, when you own a home, you will find
Speaker 1: the guy who used to work for the painting company
Speaker 1: and now does his own painting, right because it would
Speaker 1: have been four to paint the room, but he'll do
Speaker 1: it for one ten because it's going right in his pocket.
Speaker 1: So sometimes you can find the guy or the woman
Speaker 1: who used to work for the pool company and now
Speaker 1: on you know, they still fix the pools, close the pools,
Speaker 1: but it's gone right in their pocket. They don't do
Speaker 1: a lot of jobs, but they take a couple that
Speaker 1: makes an extra money. So sixty dollars was low, But
Speaker 1: it wasn't like, oh my god, how could it? I
Speaker 1: think if you answer the question properly, you answer the
Speaker 1: question properly. But I just I'm just saying, Brodie, you
Speaker 1: know how people are, and you know you're you're shrewd
Speaker 1: as the day is long. If I see a sixty
Speaker 1: dollar sixty dollar price coming back at me for something
Speaker 1: that normally costs to seventy five a professional company, I
Speaker 1: know it's not gonna be a professional flip side. If
Speaker 1: somebody says how much you're paying your company, either don't
Speaker 1: answer or right back. Oh, I do it myself as
Speaker 1: sixty don't just right sixty alright, alright to Facebook? Is
Speaker 1: this is this what bothers your day? Is this what
Speaker 1: makes your day so so terrible? Brodie? It's on the list,
Speaker 1: my friend. Well listen, I'm a tough guy. I'm from
Speaker 1: New York, Kary. I want to read something from Tony
Speaker 1: Tony Rivera another beautiful email that you're gonna say tone
Speaker 1: loke uh in all caps subject lines slice for fucking life.
Speaker 1: Holy sh it. I can't believe I reached this point.
Speaker 1: I found you guys through the fifteen Minute Morning Show
Speaker 1: podcast that's the one we do with Elvis Duran and company.
Speaker 1: And you guys are the only thing I listened to
Speaker 1: for ten to eleven hours a day, five to six
Speaker 1: days a week. I began at one, then went back
Speaker 1: and started from zero. Listen in order, you pricks, and
Speaker 1: I caught up in just four and a half weeks.
Speaker 1: Holy crap, that's a dude that I apologize. Sorry, Yeah,
Speaker 1: now I got to catch up on all the other
Speaker 1: ship I ignored. But but but you guys made my work.
Speaker 1: They fly like no other. I cannot wait for Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Thursdays now an episode one fifty, which we're doing
Speaker 1: right now. And congratulations Tony Riveria. You gotta shout out
Speaker 1: on episode one fifty. I love you guys, and I
Speaker 1: actually have a free dessert story thanks to Brodie, but
Speaker 1: that's a story for another email. Keep doing what you're doing.
Speaker 1: What's love from Atlanta? Alright, Tony? And he's he signed
Speaker 1: to Anthony. That's cool. It's people like Atlanta. Atlanta in
Speaker 1: the news a lot this week. Yes, it is so, Tony,
Speaker 1: and also people like you and the and Leanne. Yeah
Speaker 1: we love love love that all right. So now we
Speaker 1: have a couple other things to get to and then
Speaker 1: he's got to leave us. I got two minutes. I
Speaker 1: can give you a quick story about why I'm proud
Speaker 1: of my daughter, or you can talk about whatever bullshit
Speaker 1: you want. You want to warm and fuzzy. Well, it's
Speaker 1: not bullshit. It is. It does involve ship, doesn't Scotty
Speaker 1: the daughter story to episode and uh and you can
Speaker 1: give me your thing and then then we gotta wrap.
Speaker 1: Scotty b is really weird. I feel like calling him
Speaker 1: right now because we were the phone thing connected. He's
Speaker 1: uh so I turned even in a minute a half
Speaker 1: I call. Are you really? I called? I called him
Speaker 1: the other day and I'm like, hey, dude, get on,
Speaker 1: I need to talk to you, because Scotty be by
Speaker 1: the way is one of the producers on our show. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: He's like, dude, I can't talk right now. I'm host
Speaker 1: of serial Killers podcast. Yeah, I'm taking a ship, Like what,
Speaker 1: you can't talk to me? And first of all, you
Speaker 1: don't have to admit that I don't. I can't see you,
Speaker 1: so just need just say he's in the bathroom right No,
Speaker 1: he says he physically, whether I know or not, he's
Speaker 1: not a toilet talker. He cannot talk on the phone,
Speaker 1: bobbing on im Like, are you kidding me? If you're
Speaker 1: on the bowl, I mean that's where I'm the most
Speaker 1: productive that's I opened my mail when I'm on the bowl,
Speaker 1: like the snail. Now that comes in, I text, I
Speaker 1: do whatever. You know it's like. But but he can't.
Speaker 1: Can I get on podcast on the ball? Do you?
Speaker 1: I podcast on the pot? It's legal in New Jersey. No, No,
Speaker 1: I don't smoke. Uh but anyway, No, this is a
Speaker 1: true true story, and I don't understand what how you
Speaker 1: can get over his fear. I was hoping to call
Speaker 1: his phone and catch him taking a ship. Why don't
Speaker 1: we do that? Next? Was gonna was gonna text his
Speaker 1: wife as soon as he goes into the bathroom, hit
Speaker 1: me up, and I'm gonna try and get him to
Speaker 1: talk to us live on the podcast. I was gonna
Speaker 1: call him right now to see if he was on
Speaker 1: the ball. We can't do that, though, unless you'll do
Speaker 1: a podcast without me. You do that? No, I don't
Speaker 1: I know, dude, No, no, no, no. I can't talk
Speaker 1: to him this week. But you and I talked briefly
Speaker 1: about this during the commercial break, and I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I took on the I'm on the toilet. I talk.
Speaker 1: I just don't tell you I'm on the toilet. And
Speaker 1: if I have to turn the water on or make
Speaker 1: any kind of noise. I just want to know what
Speaker 1: you know, what you do. I ask a long question.
Speaker 1: Why do I why? I ask you a long no,
Speaker 1: I'll ask you a long question, and then I hit mute.
Speaker 1: I do that when I flush right, So if I
Speaker 1: have to flush, I I hit them right. I'll ask
Speaker 1: you something, hit the theory on life, and then flush
Speaker 1: right go And then by the time the balls finished
Speaker 1: feeling when you call me the day you said, Brodie,
Speaker 1: what's bothering you? And then I didn't hear you for
Speaker 1: a while, exactly I was. I was, Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: on the throne. So yeah, but anyway, Yeah, why do
Speaker 1: you gonna go? We going? I gotta go. Pick I
Speaker 1: gotta go and pick somebody up. Oh really, yeah, you
Speaker 1: pick up some Chinese food, take some free grape soda.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, right, it's not, by the way, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not Chinese food. Night. But Stop and Shop, which
Speaker 1: is a grocery chain here in the area. They sell
Speaker 1: their brand of diet grape soda. I bought two bottles.
Speaker 1: Can we just try? I know you gotta go, but
Speaker 1: can come even now? No, No, I'm leaving now, my god,
Speaker 1: you have this attitude like, here's some kind of tough
Speaker 1: guy plussing me around. Because I'm so sorry to the slices.
Speaker 1: You're all being short changed this week because he was
Speaker 1: talking to Ronnie for a half hour. I want to
Speaker 1: go pick up your your whoever you're picking up. The
Speaker 1: music is still playing. I'll let the music play. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna let it go. I'm just gonna sit here
Speaker 1: like this. He left, He legitimately left. He left. Oh,
Speaker 1: just in time. This is great. So no, I'm I
Speaker 1: feel like we didn't give the listeners what they wanted.
Speaker 1: This is the This could not be more perfect timing.
Speaker 1: So David Brody just left. I played the theme music
Speaker 1: because Brody, he's being a real asshole to me. Hold on,
Speaker 1: it's not over yet. It's some bonus time. So Brodie
Speaker 1: just left because I gotta go, And we didn't do
Speaker 1: a full podcast. We literally short changed the listeners. So, um,
Speaker 1: I guess who walked into the apartment again. Hell, I
Speaker 1: think about you every net know that it's me. You're
Speaker 1: coming to see hello, glemen. This is the that's the
Speaker 1: bald freak RANI. He's in town, just passing through all
Speaker 1: my all everything I say from now is copyright of
Speaker 1: National Public Radio. Yeah, so, bald freak RANI used to
Speaker 1: be on another podcast I did with Greg t which
Speaker 1: you all know, most of you know, called The Aufair Show, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, is on this channel. There's a there's
Speaker 1: a The Brooklyn Boys podcast before episode zero, there's a
Speaker 1: series of of pot of numbers that still say the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys with a different graphic and it's a but
Speaker 1: it's called The au Fair Show. It's titled The All
Speaker 1: Fair Show. We are the fertilizer from which this podcast grew.
Speaker 1: So so this podcast is the flower at We're sitting
Speaker 1: next to each other. He's he's hanging at my apartment.
Speaker 1: But I need you to move the mic out because
Speaker 1: you're because of COVID. No, no, because it just it
Speaker 1: sounds better. It sounds like garbage right now. Actually this
Speaker 1: is our cute to stop. No, So anyway, just give
Speaker 1: them a taste, scary Jones, just giving them a taste.
Speaker 1: It's not a taste. So so anyway, just bald freak,
Speaker 1: bald free Grani used to be on that podcast with us.
Speaker 1: He used to play the piano, the all kinds of things. Um,
Speaker 1: we're in bonus time right now, this is like garbage
Speaker 1: time or whatever you want to But um, so, so
Speaker 1: the reason why I'm you're here is because you're just
Speaker 1: passing through. You're taking a little break from life. But
Speaker 1: you used to work on Elvista Rancho's Big Show, right,
Speaker 1: and I thought where to come back to during this
Speaker 1: pivotal time in my life and Scary Jones apartment exactly
Speaker 1: so when you were in my apartment. But so so,
Speaker 1: he used to work for the Big Show for twenty
Speaker 1: years and then he left and he now he works
Speaker 1: for NPR. So I guess he could work from a laptop.
Speaker 1: I can, we can, we can share that with the listeners.
Speaker 1: I am working from home and right now my home today, tomorrow, Saturday.
Speaker 1: Scary Jones apartment. Isn't that crazy? So I just want
Speaker 1: to say, so you are again. You're a Brooklyn boy.
Speaker 1: We grew up so we grew up together in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: In case you didn't listen to the other podcasts, are
Speaker 1: you gonna give like our whole life story? You have
Speaker 1: to go? No, no, no, no no no, I have
Speaker 1: a call? What time you have a call? In ten minutes? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But I need to think we need something to get
Speaker 1: out of this zone. Zone. No, it's just you and
Speaker 1: Brooklyn boy zone. Okay, just talking, We're just talking. So
Speaker 1: Brodie gets jealous, Brodie gets Brodie's gone. He fucking left us,
Speaker 1: He left a slice, and this is his punishment. This
Speaker 1: is no, this is the listeners punishment. Is this nicest?
Speaker 1: I want to I want to fill out the rest
Speaker 1: of the time. Um, but along of these things usually
Speaker 1: fucking seventy eight minutes and how people tune out of
Speaker 1: what the four minute mark? No one's gonna hear this.
Speaker 1: Memorize every episode, yeah, the very end. Sometimes people listen.
Speaker 1: Sometimes our listeners listen for like four those four times through.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for the four tweets and get this
Speaker 1: guy out of it now saying hey I remember that guy. Yeah. So, UM,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to really just say hello, do you
Speaker 1: really quickly and and just reintroduce our listeners or people
Speaker 1: that might be listening to the off air show on
Speaker 1: this thing, the garbage time segment, the garbage so we
Speaker 1: have there's nothing planned. There's nothing planned. It's like it's like, um,
Speaker 1: it's like an NBA analogy, right, the guys that come
Speaker 1: in when the team's winning, by twenty. Those are the
Speaker 1: guys that get garbage time. That yeah, and the game
Speaker 1: right like a lot of people have already left because
Speaker 1: they have kids. They already ate all their popcorn, and
Speaker 1: then they bring bald freak Grannie off the bench to
Speaker 1: you know, to just you know, do two minutes take
Speaker 1: a three pointer. It's over by the way, you sound
Speaker 1: like ass well, you'll Kevin cold great give it to
Speaker 1: you by the time I leave here. Hey, I could
Speaker 1: give you more if you want. You're you're breathing into
Speaker 1: my microphone. You invited me over Here's fine, though, it's fine.
Speaker 1: I never used that microphone. In fact, you were the
Speaker 1: first person to ever use because I have three microphones
Speaker 1: in here. Because the listeners, ever Brody accused me of
Speaker 1: having like a dollars worth of equipment, which I do not.
Speaker 1: You could tell them right here that it's under under five.
Speaker 1: It looks very colorful. It's all the colors of the rainbow. Yes,
Speaker 1: it is colorful. So yeah, so no one has ever
Speaker 1: talked into that microphone. You're the first one. Why why
Speaker 1: do you have it here? Is something? Why do you
Speaker 1: have it here? Then it's here just for times like this,
Speaker 1: just for this I knew this was gonna happen. I
Speaker 1: looked at I had a crystal ball. I looked into
Speaker 1: the future. Did you buy it yesterday? I looked into
Speaker 1: your crystal bald head, You've got a very ball. He's
Speaker 1: Chrome Dome. This guy so little. I think you think
Speaker 1: anybody who knows who I am would know that I
Speaker 1: am Chrome Dome. Do you really need to throw that
Speaker 1: into the narrative here? Okay? Well you want the bald
Speaker 1: freak at Bald Freak Music follow him? Uh so? So
Speaker 1: one thing I wanted to share to the with the
Speaker 1: slices about Brody. Okay, slices, Oh, is that what you're
Speaker 1: That's what your followers are called slices. You didn't know that?
Speaker 1: How clever? Well, it's the they don't pay attention the slices.
Speaker 1: And they said, in the real world, bro they're the
Speaker 1: slice slice for life because it's it's slices. What do
Speaker 1: you when you think of slice? What did they get it?
Speaker 1: I get it? I just was not aware that slice
Speaker 1: slice of what we talked about lmbory guards all the time.
Speaker 1: I didn't go. I was in Brooklyn, I didn't go.
Speaker 1: I went to Rolling Roaster. Okay, it's a Brooklyn place
Speaker 1: roast beef. Yeah, I was just in Brooklyn. Oh, this
Speaker 1: is perfect. I can tell you about my Brooklyn trip. Yes,
Speaker 1: and other parts of the other parts of the country
Speaker 1: call it hot beef, but we call it roast beef,
Speaker 1: hot roast beef. Anyway, I went to Mike's on on
Speaker 1: seventies seven. Stranular people are tuning out just because I want.
Speaker 1: I just read an email from Atlanta. How I wanted it. Well,
Speaker 1: if they know what slices are they it's called the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, you're gonna hear some Brooklyn stuff Atlanta. Shout
Speaker 1: out to Atlanta. Um, I got a really authentic Brooklyn
Speaker 1: slice of pizza. That's the reference. You wouldn't even let
Speaker 1: me get to the reference. Go for it, Brooklyn slice
Speaker 1: of pizza, right, the greasy Neapolitan slice. Then I went
Speaker 1: to Rolling Roaster to get the roast beef, whicheese, the fries,
Speaker 1: onion ring, and I and I treated our mutual friend
Speaker 1: who let me stay at his place, to old school
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Vinyl Booth Chinese Food, Silver Store Restaurant on eighteenth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's and we did the whole you know, the whole
Speaker 1: Smorges border, the soup and the dumplings. What I wanted.
Speaker 1: I need to know what what did you think of
Speaker 1: uh Brooklyn? How has it changed since you've last been?
Speaker 1: Is it didn't meant it? Was it up to your liking?
Speaker 1: I mean you mean pandemic Brooklyn. Pandemic Brooklyn. Yeah you haven't.
Speaker 1: I mean, anywhere you go, you're not gonna be like, man,
Speaker 1: this is what I remembered, you know, but it still
Speaker 1: has its quote unquote charms of course. Yeah. A lot
Speaker 1: of listeners say that one day they will come to Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: even if you know, if they're not living in the area,
Speaker 1: that if they move visit New York City, they will
Speaker 1: come to Brooklyn. So if there's one highlight we we
Speaker 1: always talk about it, that's the brook By the pizza
Speaker 1: Brookn Boys Pizza. It's well, you know, if you're gonna
Speaker 1: come to Brooklyn, you're gonna you want to go hit
Speaker 1: the food spots. The food spots is a big thing
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn. There's not much else, but if you want
Speaker 1: some good food, Brooklyn's where it's now, you know. So
Speaker 1: I wanted to share one thing and I know we'll
Speaker 1: get out of here. I gotta get I gotta call that.
Speaker 1: So one thing Brody gets very jealous of is when
Speaker 1: I talk about when I make plans with my Brooklyn boys,
Speaker 1: my Brooklyn boys, are you? I know you since you
Speaker 1: were twelve? We were twelve years old together, right, He's
Speaker 1: not included in that. Okay, bron is not part of that.
Speaker 1: So it's me you and a few other guys that
Speaker 1: we grew up with. But if it's he's like your
Speaker 1: Brooklyn jew, I gotta I gotta get I'm getting together
Speaker 1: with my Brooklyn Jews. The Brooklyn Jews doesn't have the
Speaker 1: same bring to it. So he so he uh, he
Speaker 1: gets very upset. He goes, no, no, no, no, where
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn boys, you, you and your friends? Whatever the hell? Then, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You guys are the originals because because
Speaker 1: we I grew up to school, we went to middle school,
Speaker 1: high school, and college together, and then worked at the
Speaker 1: radio station Z one hundred for twenty years. You worked
Speaker 1: alongside of David Brodie. I mean, you know for you
Speaker 1: know all about it. Nobody wants to Nobody cares about
Speaker 1: what I know about it, right, But the truth is
Speaker 1: you as a Brooklyn boy original. He if I say him,
Speaker 1: going out with the Brooklyn Boys. Then he gets very
Speaker 1: fucking pissed. Well, why don't I mean if he's so like,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be offended if you did not refer to
Speaker 1: me as one of the Brooklyn Boys. If he's offended,
Speaker 1: which is not a shock considering who we're talking about,
Speaker 1: you know, then to appease him, why don't you say, Hey, well,
Speaker 1: what should I call? Those are the guys who are
Speaker 1: my friends? Years thirty years? Yeah, we're gonna rename them,
Speaker 1: name me. That's fine, you can in the context of
Speaker 1: you talking to him and your slices. I'm okay with that. Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: do you have any suggestions for what what you would
Speaker 1: call your old school friends instead? If we're not the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, then who are we now? Who are we? Who? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who am I? If I'm not the brook If if
Speaker 1: Dave Brody is now the Brooklyn Boy, what am I?
Speaker 1: Am I? The old school boy? Am I the You're
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn prune? Sometimes you're the old man. Sometimes people
Speaker 1: refer to their old school friends from like school names.
Speaker 1: But there's too many guys. No, I'm I'm this is
Speaker 1: gonna really get Brody Piste off. I'm out on this
Speaker 1: you want to get his dand just for five minutes. No,
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I really, I really have to
Speaker 1: take you. Yeah, it's Greg T, Greg T. We got
Speaker 1: the old band back together. I got bald freak Grani
Speaker 1: in my apartment right now and we're we're on the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast. But here's the no. No. But here's
Speaker 1: the best part. Brody is a son of a bitch
Speaker 1: because he had to go, he had to go pick
Speaker 1: up whoever, and he goes, I gotta go. He gave
Speaker 1: these slices forty minutes of content, maybe less, and then
Speaker 1: he fucking jetted on me. So I said, fuck you,
Speaker 1: I'm continuing. Bald freak Ronnie walks through my door at
Speaker 1: that minute, and and now I'm doing all the things.
Speaker 1: Brodie hates so so he hates when I called the
Speaker 1: bald freake Brooklyn as the Brooklyn Boys. He also hates
Speaker 1: when I put you the Jersey Kid on the podcast,
Speaker 1: and he, you know, he's like, you know, just without
Speaker 1: him here, because he feels like he can't control you
Speaker 1: or rein you in. But you know what when he
Speaker 1: would hurt, what would kill him even more if we
Speaker 1: tried to have an off air show reunion here on
Speaker 1: episode one fifty of The Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought you wanted to do something, dude, so so so
Speaker 1: here's the thing. So bald freak Ronnie left him. He
Speaker 1: just walked away from the microphone. So I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like hanging out with him on the mic
Speaker 1: for like the last ten minutes just to piss party.
Speaker 1: Canna hang up. He's sitting in my apartment across the room.
Speaker 1: He's staying. You have to hear. Great. Deal is like
Speaker 1: a kid in a candy store, the Jersey Kid. This
Speaker 1: is gonna be absolutely and Rody is gonna Rody is
Speaker 1: gonna be freakingfuming. You can fry an egg on this
Speaker 1: guy's head when he when he hears this, because I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna tell him, Hey, can I promote my podcast
Speaker 1: on your podcasts? Can you pick up the phone so
Speaker 1: we can hear you? You can't are you're in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: We just had a conversation about how Scotty Be from
Speaker 1: the Big Show can't take a ship and talk on
Speaker 1: the phone at the same time. You don't you don't
Speaker 1: care about that, right, I don't give a about that?
Speaker 1: Right now? Can you pick up the phone. Can you talk?
Speaker 1: Can you talk up the phone? Take me the speaker
Speaker 1: and take off the take up speaking. Take okay, take
Speaker 1: me off speaker for a second, just for a second.
Speaker 1: Where are you going? How that you you flushed? Where
Speaker 1: are you going? Okay? Where are you going? Greg t
Speaker 1: the Jersey Kid? Date night? Date night? You and Trish? Yeah,
Speaker 1: every Thursday we do date night. Every Thursday, you do
Speaker 1: date night? Okay, Where are you guys going tonight? Because
Speaker 1: my daughters, you know, because Jada nella a dance class.
Speaker 1: Oh so you have you have a very specific window
Speaker 1: of time to get it in. Yeah, that's exactly it.
Speaker 1: But that doesn't we don't you know, that's whatever. You know,
Speaker 1: like we're going to hook it up today. Where you
Speaker 1: guys going, I don't know. Actually I'm one late. She's
Speaker 1: already ready. Now do you guys go? Are you going
Speaker 1: to go to dinner? Christ? And then would you guys
Speaker 1: go home and try and try and and you know,
Speaker 1: have sex first before the kids get back. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: you're trying to make into your old Saturday nights when
Speaker 1: you guys were going out and then when you go
Speaker 1: when you come back and you you bang. So you're literally,
Speaker 1: you guys, are you're gonna wine or diner in sixty
Speaker 1: nine all before the kids get back from soccer or dance?
Speaker 1: Yea yea your bathroom. She's getting ready right now in
Speaker 1: the bathroom and I'll putting my other on. I'll take
Speaker 1: it and uh we'll get it. We're getting out. Yeah, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: this is like Trishtrio, Are you guys gonna have Are
Speaker 1: you guys gonna have sex after? Huh? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: he's you're on the podcast with me right now. He's wait,
Speaker 1: he's lying to me. He says that you guys, you
Speaker 1: guys are gonna go have dinner, come back, have sex
Speaker 1: and before the kids get back from dance. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: trying to he's trying to be like, uh like like
Speaker 1: he's the man and right, is that what he's trying
Speaker 1: to do? Yes, yes, serie. Don't you know this? Fine? Now,
Speaker 1: why aren't we even having this conversation? Okay, all right, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you guys go. I really what I
Speaker 1: wanted to do was because the timing was just impeccable,
Speaker 1: because Brody left me on the podcast with the slices
Speaker 1: by myself and yes, sary, we're doing it right now.
Speaker 1: Why on the podcast? Trust to it now live on
Speaker 1: the podcast. Never been Denver before before. Let's do it
Speaker 1: live right now. As you speak away, stop it. I
Speaker 1: was crazy in here. She's probably thinking like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's pretty much okay, okay, I feel like we're back
Speaker 1: to that years great, so great, so great. How was it, Trish?
Speaker 1: Just like just like you remember twenty seconds on the
Speaker 1: sale of one and now it's over one. I got
Speaker 1: a one, I got a one? Oh my god. Alright,
Speaker 1: well I'm right here listen. I thought we were gonna
Speaker 1: have like an off air reunion right here, just to
Speaker 1: just to dance all over David Brodie as punishment for
Speaker 1: leaving everybody shorthanded because we usually do seventy eighty minutes,
Speaker 1: and he gave us a paltry forty. But I guess
Speaker 1: not I will do nay. So Ronnie Now is Ronnie
Speaker 1: Now has has bosses to answer to at NPR, and
Speaker 1: he has a five o'clock phone call, and it's coming
Speaker 1: up on five o'clock. He's sitting in the background, he's
Speaker 1: waving he would love to talk to you and me more,
Speaker 1: and actually he would, he would why did tell him
Speaker 1: him that I thought that and I were going to
Speaker 1: do something that he stopped calling me after. Why I
Speaker 1: stopped calling me? So? So I'm gonna translate because he's
Speaker 1: not wearing headphones. Why did you not call Greg T back?
Speaker 1: Because he thought we were going to get the old
Speaker 1: band back together and and have a real podcast a
Speaker 1: long time ago, and you you never called him back there,
Speaker 1: bald freak? Why was that? Yep, it's all right, he said.
Speaker 1: He's not engaging. He has he pleads the fifth. He's
Speaker 1: not saying word. Why the acting that? We'll listen? Okay, everybody,
Speaker 1: Tomorrow we record another edition of Uncle Ted's Shed and
Speaker 1: it comes on a Tuesday, so please give us a listen.
Speaker 1: We don't have as many listeners as the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: Don't listen to Greg T the Jersey Kid on uncle
Speaker 1: Ted's Shed. What do you guys who's on Uncle Ted's Shed?
Speaker 1: Aside from you and I'm guessing uncle Ted, you, uncle
Speaker 1: Ted and g K Money. That's right, that's all of us,
Speaker 1: and we only we have a guest on. We had
Speaker 1: Anthony um Anthony by the way, it's not Rodeo like Drive,
Speaker 1: it's Roda And we had him on the first we
Speaker 1: had him on too well. We had him on and
Speaker 1: then also had the general manager from uh the New
Speaker 1: York Riptide that's the professional crosse team we had. Also
Speaker 1: we had Marcy Marcy Minifornia from Custom Candle cot Her. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: everybody go to I Heart Radio and listen to Uncle
Speaker 1: Ted's Shed with the Jersey Kid and g K Money
Speaker 1: and Uncle Ted. Okay, so we have to run. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna shut this thing off now because we've gone on
Speaker 1: way too long. But Uncle Ted alright, so so watch
Speaker 1: that or listen to that, and I'm sure you do it.
Speaker 1: In his shed is that where you guys recorded, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have cigars and whiskey and we drinking. You're drinking whiskey.
Speaker 1: They're smoking cigars all on the podcast. Okay, we will
Speaker 1: talk to another time. Jersey Kiddy, I'm not gonna boot
Speaker 1: you off the phone. I'm just gonna casually say goodbye
Speaker 1: because all right, goodbye, all right, Oh my god, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: we've done enough vamping. Alright, alright. So it wasn't the
Speaker 1: last twenty minutes was garbage time. It wasn't quality, but
Speaker 1: it was something. It was something something longer than the
Speaker 1: forty minutes that Brody gave you. Short changed you, of
Speaker 1: course he did. We owe your free dessert. We'll see
Speaker 1: you next week.