1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:04,280 Speaker 1: Hey, well, Mama's it's me David Bori from earlier. I'm 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 1: here to tell you that I have a comedy special 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:12,719 Speaker 1: that I produced by myself that is out via Mypatreon, 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 1: patreon dot com backslash David Bori. Go on there, sign 5 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:19,840 Speaker 1: up for the Patreon for free, buy the special for 6 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 1: twelve dollars. It is quite frankly the best special of 7 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,119 Speaker 1: the year, next to Limeston's and I stand on that. 8 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 2: WHOA, that's a great stance to have, And thank you 9 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 2: for mentioning. I too have a special August twentieth, it'll 10 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:36,840 Speaker 2: be available on Netflix. It's called Bad Poetry, and it's 11 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,280 Speaker 2: the best I could do. It's I don't know where 12 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 2: it ranks in the scale of other specials, but it 13 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:45,400 Speaker 2: certainly is the best I could come up with and 14 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 2: commit to. So I'd appreciate your viewership and watch David 15 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:54,040 Speaker 2: watch mine, and write us immediately afterwards and tell us 16 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 2: how funny we are. And if you didn't feel that way, 17 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 2: maybe shut the fuck up about it. You're just both 18 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 2: pretending to have a brat summer. That's what that's what 19 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 2: this is? 20 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,400 Speaker 1: What is that? I don't don't know? 21 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 2: Thank god you said it. 22 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,480 Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. What the fuck is 23 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:26,600 Speaker 1: a brat summer? Everybody's saying Everybody keeps. 24 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,120 Speaker 2: Saying brat, brat summer. 25 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,960 Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck is going on. I'm scared. 26 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,040 Speaker 1: Is it like a sexual brat? Is that what they mean? 27 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 2: I think it's like being like a boss ass bitch 28 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 2: or some ship, but but like just not giving a fuck, 29 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,759 Speaker 2: but young people not giving a fuck. 30 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 1: I think that's what it means. They're saying. Kamala Harris 31 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 1: is a brat. I think there. 32 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 2: I think anything's a brat that is like fly and 33 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:02,040 Speaker 2: or like anti established Schmidt sexy, if that makes sense. 34 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 1: In a Kuala bears are racist as money turned stuff. 35 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: I can't tell me. I don't fight, I don't argue. 36 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:40,280 Speaker 1: I just hit that bitch with a bottle. Little Mama's 37 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 1: injectiles alike to another phenomenal episode, and my mama. 38 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 2: Told me you almost forgot the name the podcast. Well, 39 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 2: we dive deep, deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories, 40 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:55,560 Speaker 2: and we. 41 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:59,679 Speaker 1: Finally worked to prove that Ray Gun from the Olympics 42 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 1: is in fact a sleeper sell do the Math Brothers 43 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 1: and Sisters. Rachel Gunn is an anagram for Nigga run. 44 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,080 Speaker 1: My name is David Boord. 45 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 2: I'm like Snink Kerman and I beg you don't try 46 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 2: to spell that those words out the way that David 47 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:25,000 Speaker 2: is suggesting. 48 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,320 Speaker 1: Don't do it. That's not important want you to do. 49 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 2: That's what they want you to do. That's how you 50 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:33,240 Speaker 2: trap yourself. Just trust us when when my man says 51 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 2: that it's Nigga run, it's nigga run. 52 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 1: Are we or are we not your primary news source? 53 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 1: Then treat us with such respect. 54 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 2: Listen, we know who you go to first. You still 55 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 2: you still are on Don Lemon's YouTube. 56 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:49,720 Speaker 1: But right after that you come over here, man, I 57 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: would love to see how we've polluted all our fans algorithms. 58 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, do you think we could get Don Lemon on 59 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 2: the show? Now? 60 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 1: Man? 61 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 2: Now that now that he's like, you know, a man 62 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,120 Speaker 2: without a job and sort of a little shamed, do 63 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 2: you think he would come over here and fuck with us? 64 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,160 Speaker 1: I think that we could get a lot. I think 65 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 1: that you ever heard the say somebody told me this 66 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 1: regardless to myself once, and I think this about our 67 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:19,320 Speaker 1: podcast in general. Somebody was like, how did he say it? 68 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: He was like, you're supposed to be soreing with eagles, 69 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: but you're flying with pigeons. I think we could get 70 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:29,720 Speaker 1: eagles on here. Mmm, I think we could go up. 71 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:33,120 Speaker 2: I agree, I think I think maybe that is the 72 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 2: initiative we need to start taking. Is really going And 73 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 2: I think I want our fans to know that when 74 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,479 Speaker 2: we say eagles, it's not always the eagles you have 75 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:43,040 Speaker 2: in mind. 76 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 1: We're no, no, no, no, no, not at all. 77 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 2: We want some silly egles on this show. I mean 78 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 2: to me, little Scrappy is an eagle, and boy does 79 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 2: he shine bright up in that sky. Come on, I 80 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,120 Speaker 2: think that. I think a young Jack. I think if 81 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 2: we're going down that train as a as an ego, 82 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 2: Ey'd happily fly with if. 83 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,279 Speaker 1: We get young Jock my hair. I'm putting the relaxer in. 84 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 1: I'm taking the whole box out. Come on, bro, why 85 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 1: would we not wear matching wigs? 86 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 2: That would. 87 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:16,599 Speaker 1: Fuck? Do? 88 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,480 Speaker 2: I still got it? I So here was my plan 89 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 2: with the Terrence Tower, Hello, that I was going to 90 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:28,159 Speaker 2: buy because you get all this merch from from various places, right, 91 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:32,599 Speaker 2: that shows you participate in things collection. Yeah, I was 92 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:36,120 Speaker 2: going to buy a full mannequin, right, And I was 93 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:40,200 Speaker 2: going to dress the mannequin in a collection of various 94 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 2: projects that I had been a part of, including the 95 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 2: Terrence Howard wig. It's a fun ideas. And then I 96 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 2: looked at my home and I thought about my family 97 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,800 Speaker 2: and the children, and the and my wife and and 98 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 2: how we've spent money now trying to get a deck 99 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 2: creator to make this place look like a decent home. 100 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,919 Speaker 2: And I thought about what that meant, to decide to 101 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:12,359 Speaker 2: clutter our home with a mannequin of my wigs and bullshit. 102 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:14,599 Speaker 2: And I was like this, this isn't right. I can't 103 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:14,920 Speaker 2: do it. 104 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,919 Speaker 1: That's tough. That's tough. That's why you need, Like you 105 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 1: need some kind of a garage. You could be a 106 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:23,080 Speaker 1: garage dad. I'd like that. I'd like to. 107 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:26,159 Speaker 2: I'd like to either be a garage dad or leave 108 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 2: my family completely. I think those are. 109 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 1: A choice many A man his faced. 110 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:39,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, I either need a garage or I need to 111 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:43,760 Speaker 2: uh move into a motel. But but I can't keep 112 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:48,839 Speaker 2: doing both. Right, you don't have a garage now. We 113 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:53,080 Speaker 2: have this ADU now, which comes damn, but which is nice. 114 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 2: It's it's cool, like we have a bigger space, but 115 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:59,600 Speaker 2: it also is a space that's meant to have like 116 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:03,599 Speaker 2: a social quality to it. That when you're a garage dad, 117 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,839 Speaker 2: you could just be in there tinkering and nobody even 118 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,320 Speaker 2: want that's just your area. Nobody wants nothing to do 119 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 2: with it. 120 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,920 Speaker 1: Bro. And by tinkering you mean smoking weed. I had 121 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 1: a friend who's dad smoking in the garage. We would 122 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 1: go out there to sell him weed. He just whoa. 123 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 1: You would just be out there smoking weed. 124 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:22,400 Speaker 2: You were in source of many everybody kind of okay, 125 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:23,640 Speaker 2: anybody could sell him weed. 126 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:26,640 Speaker 1: He was. Yeah, it wasn't like a big secret. But 127 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,560 Speaker 1: then sometimes you'd be in the house and he would 128 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,200 Speaker 1: be like, I remember he'd come up to you and 129 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,240 Speaker 1: be like, come out to the garage. I got some ship. 130 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:41,400 Speaker 1: That's phenomenal. Yeah, it was a garage dad slash chiropractor. 131 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,920 Speaker 2: Those guys make me sad because when you when you 132 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Speaker 2: flip it, that's just an old man hanging out with 133 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:52,200 Speaker 2: boys and being like, well, this is who I have 134 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 2: near me right now. Boys, you teenagers want to get 135 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:03,280 Speaker 2: high and learn the different between uh pregnant and not pregnant. 136 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 2: Pussy you want, but. 137 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,160 Speaker 1: Shout out to those guys, for that's when I started 138 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:12,200 Speaker 1: to understand what lame adults were where you're like, oh, 139 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:15,200 Speaker 1: you get high with me, I'm fifteen. That's like, it's 140 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,160 Speaker 1: the same with Like when I was in high school, 141 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,000 Speaker 1: I always knew that the older guys who had high 142 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,520 Speaker 1: school girlfriends were losers too. I was like, but you 143 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:24,360 Speaker 1: could you could be at a club or a place 144 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,360 Speaker 1: to pick up a regular woman and you came to 145 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 1: the high school, you must be a loose Like you 146 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,760 Speaker 1: need to be able to vet out those losers early 147 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:32,320 Speaker 1: in your life. 148 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:35,280 Speaker 2: I'll say this, I didn't have that foresight, and I 149 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,720 Speaker 2: wish I had, but I'd be lying to if I 150 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:40,120 Speaker 2: knew they were losers when I was in high school. 151 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:43,880 Speaker 2: I think I think I legitimately was like because they 152 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:48,040 Speaker 2: always had in my mind the baddest chick that everybody wanted, 153 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:50,880 Speaker 2: and so in my mind it was just like, damn, 154 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,840 Speaker 2: they just got it, you know what I mean, Like 155 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:57,320 Speaker 2: they just got the one. So how could I call 156 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,120 Speaker 2: them anything but great? 157 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,000 Speaker 1: I was. I was always aware because it's like they're 158 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,880 Speaker 1: coming back to Like I didn't want to be a 159 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,640 Speaker 1: high school I ditched all the time, and I had 160 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 1: to be there. Why would you show up if you did? 161 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 1: Like we had this one girl who she was like 162 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,040 Speaker 1: kind of like the prettiest girl in our class or whatever, 163 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:19,000 Speaker 1: and she brought her boyfriend, who was like twenty or 164 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 1: something like that, to a homecoming senior year. I remember thinking, like, what, 165 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,160 Speaker 1: you could be out in the world. 166 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,800 Speaker 2: Here's what I'll say. Though, by the time I got 167 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:33,960 Speaker 2: to like junior senior year, I understood that. Okay, so 168 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,959 Speaker 2: you did. Eventually I picked it up. But when you're 169 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,160 Speaker 2: a freshman and you just see like, you know, this 170 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:43,960 Speaker 2: super senior hanging out with the baddest chick you've ever 171 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,400 Speaker 2: seen in your life, it sort of is like, oh, man, 172 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,760 Speaker 2: that's the greatest guy. And then you get older and 173 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,720 Speaker 2: you're like, no, I think I'm gonna go a little 174 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,800 Speaker 2: further than you went, big dog. I think, no, this 175 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:58,600 Speaker 2: is even gonna keep being the pond I fishing after 176 00:09:58,760 --> 00:09:59,680 Speaker 2: things are done. 177 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 1: I always saw high schoolers were losers. I remember when 178 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:05,000 Speaker 1: I was a freshman there's a bunch of seniors who 179 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,560 Speaker 1: are football players, and they would call themselves some mad dogs. 180 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,600 Speaker 1: I was like, you guys are losers. This is for 181 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:13,240 Speaker 1: I don't even care if you went damn near the state. 182 00:10:13,559 --> 00:10:14,840 Speaker 1: This is for losers. 183 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:19,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I'll say this, and I still feel passionately 184 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:23,920 Speaker 2: about this. I think anybody adult or otherwise who gives 185 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:28,320 Speaker 2: themselves like a group name loser to me. 186 00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:32,160 Speaker 1: How do we feel about fraternities? Like? Still, what's so bit? 187 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:37,160 Speaker 2: You want to know my honesty? Yeah, and we gotta 188 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:40,480 Speaker 2: be careful. A lot of our listeners are our members 189 00:10:40,559 --> 00:10:44,600 Speaker 2: lack of them. Yeah, we want to be respectful. I 190 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:50,280 Speaker 2: fully recognize why people value fraternities and sororities. I understand 191 00:10:50,679 --> 00:10:55,720 Speaker 2: what those relationships represent and the meaningful contributions you feel 192 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:59,640 Speaker 2: you're making by joining those organizations. I recognize the history 193 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:02,120 Speaker 2: and the how you of that history. All of those 194 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:06,520 Speaker 2: things are true. That said, that should lame to me. 195 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:12,280 Speaker 1: Olivia says, don't talk about the Kappa's all cap wow. 196 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:12,839 Speaker 2: Wow Wow. 197 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,360 Speaker 1: I don't even know what she means by that. 198 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:29,199 Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just just not for me. I think 199 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,800 Speaker 2: it will be the best answer for it. 200 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. 201 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,960 Speaker 2: Some of you feel the same way. 202 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think everything's lamed. So it's like you're not 203 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,640 Speaker 1: gonna give me in a club. No. 204 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:42,959 Speaker 2: I remember me and my best friend in college I 205 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:47,160 Speaker 2: went to like, we went to like one meeting for 206 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,839 Speaker 2: for the Kappa's where we like, you know, for real. 207 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:54,360 Speaker 2: There was like an older dude, a couple older dudes 208 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,000 Speaker 2: who are like, yo, I think I think y'all should come. 209 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,800 Speaker 2: I think y'all should like you know what I mean, 210 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:01,679 Speaker 2: like get to know us. We would like to start 211 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:05,360 Speaker 2: communicating with you at the possibility of you pledging, you 212 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:10,560 Speaker 2: know that kind of interact. Yeah, a little mixer type situation, 213 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:14,200 Speaker 2: just a bunch of niggas on the couch getting spoken 214 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:14,840 Speaker 2: to poorly. 215 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,880 Speaker 1: And I was like this at home. 216 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, ah, they there was one point 217 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,120 Speaker 2: where they were like explaining what we would have to 218 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,959 Speaker 2: do if someone ever knocked on the door, and it 219 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,520 Speaker 2: was like it had to do with taking shirts off 220 00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:31,079 Speaker 2: and running upstairs and ship. And was like, oh man, 221 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,920 Speaker 2: I ain't built for this, bro. 222 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,800 Speaker 1: That's not even And you know the fucked up thing 223 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,040 Speaker 1: about this whole thing, I do think that. I also 224 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:41,040 Speaker 1: think they're kind of nerds. I like the stuff that 225 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,079 Speaker 1: he is nerdy about them. I think it's cool to 226 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,800 Speaker 1: dance with your friends in public, and I. 227 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,199 Speaker 2: Think it looks fucking awesome everything. 228 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:50,240 Speaker 1: It's the coolest shit ever. I think so many times 229 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,560 Speaker 1: I tried to hit my growth a secret heads just 230 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:55,360 Speaker 1: last night listen. 231 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:58,360 Speaker 2: There are parts of it. There are parts of it 232 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:05,440 Speaker 2: that I'm deeply jealous of. The dancing, the handshakes. 233 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,680 Speaker 1: The uniform like they're all where they got, like the 234 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,680 Speaker 1: like the like the security jackets. You know. 235 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:16,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, these niggas are gonna be so mad at us 236 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:20,200 Speaker 2: when this episode is over. I'm sorry, but it. 237 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,120 Speaker 1: Does look cool. But then the. 238 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,360 Speaker 2: Other parts of it, when you yell at me or 239 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:27,160 Speaker 2: make me memorize history, I don't give a fuck. I 240 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,160 Speaker 2: just can't do it. Yeah, I wouldn't be interested. But 241 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,880 Speaker 2: the dancing, keep that ship up. I'm rooting for you. 242 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:39,199 Speaker 2: I think that's cool. Stop the yard. Come on, well 243 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:45,400 Speaker 2: they were pretending to be Alpha's. Come on, we all. 244 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,160 Speaker 1: Know I like, yeah, I like you. It's just not, 245 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:51,079 Speaker 1: it's just not. I'm barely on a team. That's the 246 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,280 Speaker 1: funny thing about what we do. People think comedy is 247 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:56,400 Speaker 1: a team, and it's like, I hate these dudes. Yeah No. 248 00:13:56,760 --> 00:14:02,520 Speaker 2: I defend anybody's right to go be funny somewhere, and 249 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:06,400 Speaker 2: I'm passionate about that, and so I will sometimes be 250 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:12,520 Speaker 2: silent on moral issues as it relates to a position 251 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:17,360 Speaker 2: where someone is challenging a comedian. I cannot bring myself 252 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:21,840 Speaker 2: to unearth the art that I do by like rooting 253 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:26,080 Speaker 2: against comics out loud in front of strangers, but privately, 254 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:30,160 Speaker 2: please understand. Yeah, I do not respect most of the 255 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,440 Speaker 2: people in our industry. 256 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,360 Speaker 1: I think it's to do. I can't believe I'm still 257 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,240 Speaker 1: keeping the plate spinning. To be honest, the greatest look 258 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,680 Speaker 1: I ever hit bro. 259 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,440 Speaker 2: I just did a meeting this morning. I sort of 260 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,040 Speaker 2: got this is true. I did a meeting where the 261 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,840 Speaker 2: person I was talking to them and I was telling 262 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:52,200 Speaker 2: them like, oh, I started in poetry and like for 263 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,440 Speaker 2: a while thought that that was gonna be my route, 264 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,440 Speaker 2: was being this poet. And they all laughed. 265 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,240 Speaker 1: I was like, but. 266 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:02,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, and weird way that I've never thought about. I 267 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,360 Speaker 2: got defensive. I was like, oh yeah, but y'all we 268 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 2: do this so like it's all made up. The fuck 269 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:09,920 Speaker 2: are we talking about? 270 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,280 Speaker 1: And they were like, yeah, no, you're right. 271 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,000 Speaker 2: It's like, no, wait a minute, You're not gonna fucking 272 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:15,960 Speaker 2: it's all stupid. 273 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,360 Speaker 1: The thing is, there's so much more money in this, 274 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,760 Speaker 1: Like you could have been poet laureate and you would 275 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,800 Speaker 1: not make as much money as you make right now. 276 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I would I would have to be 277 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:30,400 Speaker 2: poet laureate and then get like some insane professor ten 278 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,640 Speaker 2: year where you know they're just gonna you know. 279 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,120 Speaker 1: But even how much does that work? Always you just 280 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,080 Speaker 1: you gotta live on campus? That's true. 281 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,560 Speaker 2: I bet I bet there are some professors that are 282 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,320 Speaker 2: like millionaires from the ship, right. 283 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:48,440 Speaker 1: I don't think so, No, there's anything. There's seven figure professors, 284 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,880 Speaker 1: I do Where how many could you have on staff? 285 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:59,080 Speaker 2: I think think about like a Cornell West who you 286 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,920 Speaker 2: know for years, I think he was Princeton, right, he was, right, 287 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,720 Speaker 2: I got Harvard or he went to Harvard. Yeah, I 288 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,800 Speaker 2: mean it's one of those. He was an Ivy League 289 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,720 Speaker 2: professor as well as sort of this public figure. And 290 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,160 Speaker 2: I bet they had to break him off some insane 291 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,320 Speaker 2: amount of change. He got to check him. He did 292 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:21,720 Speaker 2: not fix his teeth. Let me look up his network. No, brother, 293 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:25,640 Speaker 2: he didn't even touch him, which is never I like 294 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:29,880 Speaker 2: that too. It's never even occurred to him to to 295 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,080 Speaker 2: fix anything on his physical form. And in that way, 296 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,920 Speaker 2: it does make me believe what he's saying. More. 297 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,480 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, one hundred, bro, you're not gonna You're not 298 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,720 Speaker 1: gonna like this, and keep him and keep in mind 299 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:47,200 Speaker 1: that they say that these celebrity networth websites greatly exaggerate. Sure, 300 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,760 Speaker 1: because that's his mine. It's they got your man at 301 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:51,560 Speaker 1: six hundred k. 302 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,720 Speaker 2: Do you want to say, are we taking the over 303 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:55,320 Speaker 2: the under? 304 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,280 Speaker 1: Well, what are we doing? 305 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:56,600 Speaker 2: No? 306 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,640 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm telling you right now. They got him. 307 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,760 Speaker 1: They got him at six hundred thousand. 308 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,880 Speaker 2: Oh that's Cornell West is six hundred thousand. Yeah, for 309 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:10,280 Speaker 2: his celebrity net worth. They lie about it. 310 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:18,720 Speaker 1: They respect him that little yeah, man, fuck yeah man. 311 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,800 Speaker 2: They because they'll just make up any number. They'll be like, yeah, 312 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,520 Speaker 2: about five million dollars they say. 313 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,520 Speaker 1: They say his salary is thirty two thousand a month, 314 00:17:30,119 --> 00:17:34,880 Speaker 1: which I've hit that before. Yeah, that's not that's not unattainable. 315 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,280 Speaker 1: You got on the street who that's not. 316 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,040 Speaker 2: That's not forty years famous, you know what I mean. Like, 317 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:44,160 Speaker 2: he's been famous a long time, but. 318 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,680 Speaker 1: He could be fair. I could six hundred thousand a year. 319 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,439 Speaker 1: I'm good. I make a good life out of that. No, 320 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,520 Speaker 1: that's a great lie. I got a small nut. 321 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:56,800 Speaker 2: Yeah that damn well, six hundred Okay, that's what he's 322 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,560 Speaker 2: getting a year. That's not what you're saying is his worth. 323 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 1: It's as net worth. It says net worth in twenty 324 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,120 Speaker 1: twenty four six hundred thousand, but it also says salary 325 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,640 Speaker 1: thirty two thousand a month, So that's kind of confusing. 326 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,840 Speaker 2: No, because maybe they're just saying like he's got overhead 327 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:18,440 Speaker 2: that keeps him right, you are lingering right around six 328 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:19,000 Speaker 2: hundred k. 329 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:23,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it says as of as of August 330 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,119 Speaker 1: twenty twenty four here and somewhere around thirty two thousand 331 00:18:26,119 --> 00:18:29,600 Speaker 1: per month, and todate his total net worth is estimated 332 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,320 Speaker 1: to be somewhere around six hundred thousand. That means he 333 00:18:32,359 --> 00:18:34,240 Speaker 1: hasn't been making thirty two k a month for a 334 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:34,760 Speaker 1: long time. 335 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,160 Speaker 2: Damn, we gotta we gotta get Cornell West on the podcast. 336 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:45,400 Speaker 1: So you can't hear that on this Nigga, Hello, doctor. 337 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:59,520 Speaker 3: West, stupid ass, stupid ass, stupid ass, stupid ass. 338 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:06,359 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, my nose is running his money. 339 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,439 Speaker 2: You old broke. 340 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,040 Speaker 1: Tell me how the establishment is keeping you down. 341 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:19,000 Speaker 2: Oh, it's peace of love, gonna solve our problems. He broke, motherfucker. 342 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,960 Speaker 1: I do think he's great. I feel like sometimes people 343 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,160 Speaker 1: can't tell what we think on the show. 344 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,280 Speaker 2: I don't know that I think he's great, but I 345 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:35,000 Speaker 2: do respect what he's built. Yeah, he's built something and 346 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:38,360 Speaker 2: uh and sometimes I think that's all that matters. It's 347 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,480 Speaker 2: real hard to build something out here, you know what 348 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:44,280 Speaker 2: I mean? And like he went crazy and built something 349 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,119 Speaker 2: that's cool. 350 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,600 Speaker 1: I appreciate that. 351 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:50,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, we we have a conspiracy. I think we should 352 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:51,479 Speaker 2: take a break. 353 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:52,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. 354 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,000 Speaker 2: I think maybe we take a break and then when 355 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,800 Speaker 2: we come back, we can do the conspiracy we talked 356 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:58,680 Speaker 2: about ahead of time. 357 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,159 Speaker 1: That's perfect. Hell. 358 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're gonna take a break. We'll be back 359 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,440 Speaker 2: with more David more Langston more. 360 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:03,640 Speaker 1: Ma. 361 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:15,040 Speaker 2: Mama told me we're calling upon you because we have 362 00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:18,840 Speaker 2: we have new merch. We have very exciting merch that 363 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:22,320 Speaker 2: we are now selling and it's it's fucking great. 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And 372 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:45,320 Speaker 1: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama, 373 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,320 Speaker 1: which is who you are. 374 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my 375 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:53,080 Speaker 2: mama told me dot merch table dot com. It's a 376 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,080 Speaker 2: brand new name, but it's the same old merch and 377 00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:57,840 Speaker 2: we would love for you to get some if you 378 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,840 Speaker 2: haven't got it already, and we want you to have 379 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,520 Speaker 2: all the sweet stuff, so get it. 380 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:11,040 Speaker 1: Trust me, we are back. We are discussing. Well, we're 381 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,200 Speaker 1: about to get to our topic right now. Langston's got 382 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,280 Speaker 1: it for us loaded up and lansaid. I will say, 383 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,800 Speaker 1: when you told me about this, immediately piqued my interests. 384 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:23,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't even you show no, and I mean 385 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:26,960 Speaker 2: it's not in a discouraging way. You would not even 386 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:31,520 Speaker 2: give a moment of extra curiosity to it because of 387 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,840 Speaker 2: your commitment to wanting to find out more in the 388 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,360 Speaker 2: raw episode. 389 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,760 Speaker 1: That's exactly it. That's exactly how it happened. It was. 390 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:43,479 Speaker 2: It was a very exciting exchange. The conspiracy that I 391 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:47,240 Speaker 2: read from another comedian, a gentleman named Mike ro Scene, 392 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,600 Speaker 2: who is very very funny and also very very toxic 393 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:55,840 Speaker 2: on the Internet, posted a conspiracy I had never heard before. 394 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,080 Speaker 2: Never in my life had I heard this conspiracy, and 395 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:03,400 Speaker 2: it chilled me to my bones. I'll say that the conspiracy. 396 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:08,080 Speaker 2: It gave me a shudder immediately, and basically I won't 397 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,800 Speaker 2: I won't give you the long run around about it. 398 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:17,560 Speaker 2: But he basically suggested, my mama told me Barack Obama 399 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,280 Speaker 2: had Bernie mac assassinated. 400 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:37,359 Speaker 1: Let's talk about it, because something obviously happened. Okay, I 401 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,120 Speaker 1: think we all know that Bernie went. There was no 402 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:45,880 Speaker 1: rhyme or reason. It was not his time. You want 403 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:49,639 Speaker 1: to know the truth? Liston. Yeah, that shit fucked me 404 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:53,719 Speaker 1: up so bad. Sometimes oftentimes I forget that he's dead. 405 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:58,920 Speaker 1: Honestly I do too. Okay, more than most celebrities who 406 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:02,359 Speaker 1: are not here any more, he is the one that 407 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,800 Speaker 1: I think stands out the most where I'm like, Bernie 408 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,560 Speaker 1: Mack ain't dead. Oh, Bernier Mack is dead. Yeah, it 409 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,520 Speaker 1: just has been for some time now. It just didn't fit. 410 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,480 Speaker 1: It just didn't fit Michael Jackson, didn't fit. Even Prince 411 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:17,440 Speaker 1: I was like, all right, he's but what Bernie Mack 412 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:21,040 Speaker 1: We none of it. He seemed to be in decent health. 413 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:24,240 Speaker 1: Did he die of Yeah? 414 00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:33,800 Speaker 2: No, no, no, he I believe, if I'm not mistaken, 415 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,840 Speaker 2: died of a lung condition that he had and it 416 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,400 Speaker 2: just it was a pre existing condition that just came 417 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:49,880 Speaker 2: on him. Sark sarkoit dosis, sarkadosis, that pronunciation, I'm sure 418 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,440 Speaker 2: is not correct, but but that's what I got for you. 419 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:57,040 Speaker 2: But it was brought on by complict by pneumonia. That like, 420 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,919 Speaker 2: he got sick with pneumonia and he already had this 421 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,920 Speaker 2: pre existing lung condition and it just took him out immediately. 422 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,600 Speaker 1: Damn. At least he died in Chicago. 423 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:11,840 Speaker 2: Though. Yeah, if you gotta die, die in Chicago, is. 424 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,920 Speaker 1: It, do you feel like it's a Chicago and that 425 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,600 Speaker 1: it hurts you worse? Uh? 426 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:20,480 Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't say that. I think by the time 427 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:24,280 Speaker 2: he died, I was not in the city the same way, 428 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,359 Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like it wasn't that same 429 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:30,080 Speaker 2: Like he wasn't of the city in that same way, 430 00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,359 Speaker 2: and I wasn't in the city in that same way. 431 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,400 Speaker 2: But he is very Chicago. He's so synonymous with Chicago, 432 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:40,880 Speaker 2: in Chicago, the Chicago comedy scene, that it definitely it hurt, 433 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,760 Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like huge, But it didn't 434 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:49,919 Speaker 2: feel like exceptional in my personal experience. It just felt like, damn, 435 00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:52,040 Speaker 2: one of the gods died, you know what I mean, 436 00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:54,399 Speaker 2: one of the best to ever do it is is 437 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,440 Speaker 2: no longer. 438 00:24:55,680 --> 00:25:00,479 Speaker 1: Well as a dark skinned fella. It really it was 439 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,320 Speaker 1: probably our worst dark skinned lost to this today. 440 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,000 Speaker 2: Really yeah, I mean him. 441 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,359 Speaker 1: I'm trying to think who else was kind of a 442 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,840 Speaker 1: harder hit for like my age Chadwick. 443 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, that that didn't do anything for you. 444 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,400 Speaker 1: Listen, man, if I was going to relate to a dude, 445 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,240 Speaker 1: it wasn't gonna be Chadwick Bose me. We were just 446 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,520 Speaker 1: talking about this shit like I wouldn't even like me, 447 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,479 Speaker 1: bro se. 448 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,520 Speaker 2: That's why I disagree. I actually think Chadwick would have 449 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,280 Speaker 2: been pretty cool with you. I think you Yeah, I 450 00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:35,480 Speaker 2: think I think he liked comedy. I think he liked 451 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,480 Speaker 2: it so much he knew to stay away from you. 452 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,200 Speaker 2: You know what I mean? 453 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,520 Speaker 1: That could be it. I mean it's also though, like, 454 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,240 Speaker 1: who knows the fucking I don't know Bernie Mack would 455 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:43,639 Speaker 1: have liked me. 456 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,720 Speaker 2: I don't think Bernie Mack would have liked me. 457 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,879 Speaker 1: Is that the hard thing about doing comedy, black comedy 458 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,879 Speaker 1: specifically where you're like, man, I don't think Corey Holko 459 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,359 Speaker 1: wants to say anything to. 460 00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,280 Speaker 2: Me, dog, I just I'll be honest with you. With 461 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,840 Speaker 2: black comedians. Half the time, I pray they don't know 462 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:09,560 Speaker 2: I exist, because the feeling I would have for so 463 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,879 Speaker 2: many of my heroes not liking my personality is just 464 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:18,960 Speaker 2: it's devastating. That shit hurts man, And so it's almost 465 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:23,239 Speaker 2: like a weird, cowardly little hiding in my turtleshell of like, 466 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,280 Speaker 2: if y'all don't know I'm over here, then I don't 467 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,560 Speaker 2: ruffle your feathers and I get to continue to let 468 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,600 Speaker 2: you be the hero you are in my in my brain, 469 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:33,440 Speaker 2: you know what I mean. 470 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,399 Speaker 1: Right right? But like you don't want I want some 471 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,800 Speaker 1: more to want to be friends with me. 472 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,320 Speaker 2: It's scary because I know she ain't gonna like and 473 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:47,000 Speaker 2: she gonna I just know we ain't gonna really hit 474 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:47,919 Speaker 2: it off like that. 475 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:52,679 Speaker 1: Yeah, and that sucks. I'd love for some more to 476 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,919 Speaker 1: like me. I would love for some more to do 477 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:55,800 Speaker 1: this podcast. 478 00:26:55,840 --> 00:27:00,400 Speaker 2: Maybe she will, maybe maybe ethen. 479 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,240 Speaker 1: Worse than a black comedian who doesn't want to do 480 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:06,760 Speaker 1: the podcast. Yeah, being on a podcast, Yeah, no, it's 481 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:07,400 Speaker 1: it's rough. 482 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,080 Speaker 2: But anyway, listen, we've had a few of them come 483 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,120 Speaker 2: on here with that personality, and yeah, some of our 484 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,280 Speaker 2: worst episodes. 485 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,600 Speaker 1: It's been a long time though, since we had somebody 486 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:17,960 Speaker 1: who didn't seem like they liked it. 487 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I used to experience it more when 488 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:22,520 Speaker 2: with when. 489 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,080 Speaker 1: It was just me because it just you and there 490 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,800 Speaker 1: like because they have to come to us, So me 491 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,080 Speaker 1: and you have a rapport and we're clearly having a 492 00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:32,480 Speaker 1: good time. I feel like that does break down a 493 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:33,320 Speaker 1: lot of boundaries. 494 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, if somebody's dry or not like into it, we'll 495 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,000 Speaker 2: riff around them and it will be fine. But like 496 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,919 Speaker 2: when it's when it's just you and another person playing 497 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,480 Speaker 2: one on one and then giving you. 498 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:51,720 Speaker 1: Nothing, you're like, I've done some research. Okay, we're gonna 499 00:27:51,760 --> 00:28:00,760 Speaker 1: take a break and then we'll be back with you. 500 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,080 Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna name a name. I'm glad you named 501 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,160 Speaker 2: one that hasn't been on here. We just know some 502 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:15,560 Speaker 2: of your some of your friends, your faves are hard 503 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,080 Speaker 2: to talk to. 504 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:23,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why we gotta get some athletes. I think 505 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,880 Speaker 1: we stay away from entertainer because entertainers are all freaks. 506 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:26,679 Speaker 2: You're all freaks. 507 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,320 Speaker 1: That's what you do is because you're a fucking freak. 508 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,280 Speaker 1: You can pretend to be relatable and you get a 509 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,840 Speaker 1: million dollars, but you're a weirdo you are. You are 510 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,720 Speaker 1: put on makeup and fake clothes for money. It's weird. 511 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:39,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's odd. It's an it's an job, and I 512 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,240 Speaker 2: thank God every day that the job exists. But it's 513 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,720 Speaker 2: odd and I'm odd and you're odd, and you're not 514 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:49,320 Speaker 2: better than us. So either come be funny or we'll 515 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,760 Speaker 2: talk to We'll talk to run our test. 516 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,760 Speaker 1: Who will be funny. 517 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,880 Speaker 2: He'll be funny, He'll be funny as hell. 518 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,240 Speaker 1: I love run our Test. 519 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:02,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, metal World, peace, let's not Yeah, you're right, you're right. 520 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,120 Speaker 2: I let's not disrespect the man. 521 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,960 Speaker 1: I would have any athlete besides Steph Curry, to be honest, 522 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:13,000 Speaker 1: WHOA No, Steph, he's not fun. No, he's a great 523 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,160 Speaker 1: basketball player. 524 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,680 Speaker 2: But just out of respect, I would have Steph. Yeah, 525 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,280 Speaker 2: I'm not claiming he's a fun guy. 526 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,800 Speaker 1: I would have it. Obviously I would. I'm I'm showing 527 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,280 Speaker 1: off from my friends on the internet. Obviously I would 528 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,560 Speaker 1: have Steph Curry on the Yeah. But like I that's 529 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,840 Speaker 1: not even in my top ten. 530 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:33,760 Speaker 2: I'll say this, I would have anybody on the podcast 531 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:38,000 Speaker 2: that's willing to talk about rumors that we've heard about 532 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,200 Speaker 2: them and address them, just straight up you know what 533 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,920 Speaker 2: I mean, Like, if we if we could legitimately unpack 534 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,720 Speaker 2: some of the things that I've read speculated about Steph 535 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,880 Speaker 2: Curry and he wasn't, you know, gonna have to protect 536 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,720 Speaker 2: himself inside of it, he'd be an awesome guess. 537 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,600 Speaker 1: I don't even know what those speculations are, but I 538 00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,440 Speaker 1: see by the way that your eyes lit up, they're 539 00:29:59,440 --> 00:29:59,960 Speaker 1: pretty good. 540 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:05,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty cool stuff. I'm curious should we say 541 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:06,960 Speaker 2: this feeling? 542 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,520 Speaker 1: We should say, Okay, yeah, great, I don't want to 543 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,960 Speaker 1: I want to go to one NBA party. I know 544 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,600 Speaker 1: that I'm not gonna, but I want to go to one, 545 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:18,160 Speaker 1: and I don't want to get punks by NBA players 546 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:18,840 Speaker 1: in front of my girl. 547 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,760 Speaker 2: Now, and this will be the clip that goes viral 548 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:26,480 Speaker 2: because it'll be like Hannibal doing his fucking Cosby That 549 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:30,080 Speaker 2: wasn't even gonna be anything. It was just him fucking around. 550 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,040 Speaker 2: And then now I'm talking. 551 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,640 Speaker 1: I'm at a dactory bar and Anaheim and Glenn Davis 552 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,040 Speaker 1: wants to beat my ass, Like. 553 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:46,320 Speaker 2: Don't worry, I wrapped now. Now we love Hannibal. 554 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,880 Speaker 1: Under that we love Annibal? Yeah, well, yeah, Hannibal, that's 555 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,959 Speaker 1: how I'm even you guys won't even know me because Annimal. 556 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want to make sure they're not gonna 557 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,160 Speaker 2: be like, no, we fucking that is great. 558 00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,240 Speaker 1: And also Hannibal is hilarious. He would get it. 559 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,959 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just silly jokes. 560 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,760 Speaker 1: It's been a weird episode. 561 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,760 Speaker 2: It has because we haven't even talked about the conspiracy. 562 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:12,440 Speaker 2: I so apparently this is what is being suggested with 563 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:17,480 Speaker 2: the conspiracy. Apparently two to three weeks before Bernie Mack 564 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:22,200 Speaker 2: passed away, he did a fundraiser for Barack Obama, who 565 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,600 Speaker 2: was running for president the first time. I believe right, 566 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:29,120 Speaker 2: this is his first run in president, So. 567 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,480 Speaker 1: Like a Chicago fundraiser, which and I know this is 568 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,560 Speaker 1: going to derail it a little bit. I have always 569 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,000 Speaker 1: one of this because you're from Chicago. Did you guys 570 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,760 Speaker 1: call that shot early? Because my auntie told me that 571 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,280 Speaker 1: Barack Obama was going to be the first black president. 572 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:45,840 Speaker 1: It must have been like nineteen ninety nine. Whoa she 573 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:51,240 Speaker 1: was like years years before. She was like, this man's 574 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,520 Speaker 1: going to be the first black president. 575 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,160 Speaker 2: Uh. You got to remember I was raised in a 576 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,920 Speaker 2: Marxist household. 577 00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,760 Speaker 1: So that's right. You want to tell you call presidential 578 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:01,960 Speaker 1: shows no I was. 579 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,040 Speaker 2: We weren't tracking the game the same way y'all, are. 580 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,840 Speaker 1: You, and I assume collecting camp goods for the inevitable downfall. 581 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:17,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just just very different energies around, Like 582 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,480 Speaker 2: the excitement for Barack Obama. 583 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,920 Speaker 1: He was like, the system's gonna fail and then this 584 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:29,680 Speaker 1: gug will be president. I think it's cool. You know 585 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,960 Speaker 1: how to make your own bullets? 586 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,040 Speaker 2: You need is a dog's tooth. 587 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:43,600 Speaker 1: Yeah. 588 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:48,480 Speaker 2: No, I wasn't. I wasn't in q with that, but 589 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,080 Speaker 2: but I could see how people were making that call early. 590 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:57,440 Speaker 2: That said Bernie Mack, who it suggested in many articles 591 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,960 Speaker 2: that I read about this was He says he was 592 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,320 Speaker 2: a big supporter of Barack Obama. He says he was 593 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,800 Speaker 2: rooting for him long before the presidential run, much like 594 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:12,280 Speaker 2: what you're describing, and does a fundraiser for President Obama's 595 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,000 Speaker 2: like big whatever or like his run, And at the 596 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:21,080 Speaker 2: fundraiser does a number of off color jokes that literally 597 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,440 Speaker 2: get him sort of like heckled and booed by the 598 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:29,720 Speaker 2: audience that he's like like he's being like nasty, Like 599 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,920 Speaker 2: it's not even like he's like roasting, He's just being Bernie. 600 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,120 Speaker 2: It sounds like he's talking about you know, wild Bernie 601 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:41,600 Speaker 2: ass jokes, and I said, I never had no Yeah, 602 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,440 Speaker 2: he's just saying Bernie mac shit. 603 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:51,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, he talk about face on that. Yeah. 604 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,680 Speaker 2: But it's like at an event where it's like two 605 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:58,920 Speaker 2: thousand dollars a plate type shit, and he's he's talking 606 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,959 Speaker 2: about I ain't never hate no pussy, And these audiences 607 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:06,880 Speaker 2: are having adverse reactions, and it is suggested that Obama. 608 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,520 Speaker 2: Barack Obama had such an adverse reaction, found it so 609 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:14,120 Speaker 2: distasteful that he would make these jokes in the way 610 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,640 Speaker 2: that he did, besmirching his good name, making it more 611 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:21,600 Speaker 2: complicated for his run at presidency that he then weeks 612 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,800 Speaker 2: later had Bernie Mack assassinated. 613 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:28,560 Speaker 1: Wow. So it's like it's kind of similar to the 614 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:34,040 Speaker 1: Trump origin story with Obama. MM, like a similar situation 615 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:37,120 Speaker 1: of like a public disgrace and then an all show. 616 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,640 Speaker 2: You wait, what did Barack do that? Oh? 617 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:44,000 Speaker 1: When he called correspondent Yeah, yeah, and he was making 618 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:44,640 Speaker 1: fun of him, and. 619 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,880 Speaker 2: Then right he was like Donald Trump's here, bitch. 620 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:54,280 Speaker 1: Azz and when he gets shot and take Unfortunately the 621 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,800 Speaker 1: coolest picture of all time. 622 00:34:55,640 --> 00:35:01,400 Speaker 2: Fucking awesome picture may prove us wrong. Fuck prove us wrong. 623 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:07,280 Speaker 2: That ship had me tight. This whole Olympics. This whole Olympics. 624 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:11,080 Speaker 2: People have been posting pictures of like Steph throwing libs 625 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:15,160 Speaker 2: to lebron and and fucking crazy like all sorts of 626 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:21,560 Speaker 2: awesome fucking basketball and gymnastics and even Raygun. Yeah, we're 627 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:25,520 Speaker 2: we're seeing these crazy photos and every time I see 628 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:29,040 Speaker 2: a photo, I go stealing as good as that Donald Trump. 629 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:33,680 Speaker 1: It was amazing. It looks like a statue. 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So you hear this, 664 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,359 Speaker 2: you believe this? You don't believe it? Where are you 665 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:33,759 Speaker 2: with this? 666 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:41,759 Speaker 1: It is tough for me because I've always and this 667 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,200 Speaker 1: is there's no reasoning for this. I've always in my 668 00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:48,080 Speaker 1: heart felt like there was some foul play around Bernie 669 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:53,680 Speaker 1: mac dad, uh huh. It just never sat correctly with me. 670 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:58,000 Speaker 1: And as you've mentioned on this podcast more times than 671 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,440 Speaker 1: I'm comfortable with Obama, those. 672 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,520 Speaker 2: People Obama does kill people. 673 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:04,960 Speaker 1: Your words were a murderer. 674 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:14,440 Speaker 2: I think that's objectively true, but I'm willing to debate 675 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:18,759 Speaker 2: it if some people have different feelings. I think that 676 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,239 Speaker 2: two things can be true. I think that maybe there 677 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,560 Speaker 2: is a version of foul play possible. I do think 678 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:30,279 Speaker 2: it is extreme as fuck for a person in their 679 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:34,000 Speaker 2: presidential run for the first time, the first black president 680 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:40,400 Speaker 2: to assassinate arguably the funniest black man in the history 681 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:44,640 Speaker 2: of the world because he made some off color joke. 682 00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,760 Speaker 2: I think there's an argument to be made. I don't think. 683 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:51,399 Speaker 2: I think. I think it's hard to name somebody who 684 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,480 Speaker 2: pound for pound can be funny in more ways than 685 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:55,080 Speaker 2: Bernie Mack. 686 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,960 Speaker 1: That's true because, like you know, you always want to 687 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,960 Speaker 1: have like the patrisa man, but he wasn't. It was 688 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,680 Speaker 1: one no, not that well, he wasn't very. 689 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,280 Speaker 2: But it was It was an argument for the greatest 690 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:10,920 Speaker 2: stand up for for Patrice, I think, I think, but 691 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:16,520 Speaker 2: pound for pound just funny in every absolute direction. He 692 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,120 Speaker 2: chose Bernie Max hard to beat Man right, and he 693 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:23,560 Speaker 2: wasn't even goofy. No, that's that's the difficult any I 694 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,879 Speaker 2: think if you're willing to debate yourself, you can really 695 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:32,560 Speaker 2: get these laughs. Like you got a funny little body 696 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,600 Speaker 2: and you're willing to exploit that, they will laugh at you. Yeah, 697 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,800 Speaker 2: and they'll think that you're some kind of comedic genius 698 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,840 Speaker 2: when you were really just a sad Chris Party. 699 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:48,799 Speaker 1: So, like, I think that was crazy. That was wild. 700 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,000 Speaker 1: That was a wild thing. 701 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,000 Speaker 2: Because now I'm I'm I gotta support you, but I 702 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,800 Speaker 2: also gotta yeah, I gotta wrestle with what that feels 703 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,000 Speaker 2: like that you said that. 704 00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:06,000 Speaker 4: As a factor though, you do watch that ship You're like, oh, 705 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,560 Speaker 4: it's like a bummer. You know, it was very funny, 706 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,200 Speaker 4: but it's also like, you know, there's a reason I'm 707 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,640 Speaker 4: not falling through tables out here. 708 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,239 Speaker 2: I get you, I catch you. 709 00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:22,480 Speaker 1: You just got you just ain't got it. Uh. 710 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,920 Speaker 2: I do think Bernie Matt could just do everything. He 711 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,680 Speaker 2: could do movies, he could do TV. You could put 712 00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:35,480 Speaker 2: him in characters, it didn't matter. My man just had it. 713 00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:38,760 Speaker 1: Just like he just he's like he said like seven 714 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,400 Speaker 1: words in bad Sanna and he was the funniest character 715 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,520 Speaker 1: in the entire movie. Bro. 716 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:47,080 Speaker 2: Life, the movie Life is my my favorite comedy. 717 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,120 Speaker 1: Did that even come from? 718 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:54,880 Speaker 2: It's so funny. He's the funniest one in there, and 719 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,480 Speaker 2: he's up with Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence. 720 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I noticed you didn't say Anthony Anderson 721 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:01,680 Speaker 1: and mcel. 722 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:22,600 Speaker 5: Before, Kings of comedy, the Emperors of comedy, Eddie Murphy, 723 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:32,520 Speaker 5: Martin Lawrence, Anthony Anderson and mcguiel Anne, those are those 724 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,279 Speaker 5: are the best, Bro. 725 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:41,560 Speaker 1: That's why this podcast is never going to work. I 726 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,000 Speaker 1: don't believe it's called this far. 727 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:48,360 Speaker 2: We're just burning bridges left and right. We're never gonna 728 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,080 Speaker 2: get that nunyas bump. Now. 729 00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:57,160 Speaker 1: I had just auditioned for Juwanna Man too, and now 730 00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,120 Speaker 1: I know how it's gonna go. 731 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:01,480 Speaker 2: I just think Bernie he was the best. So when 732 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,959 Speaker 2: I hear that he suddenly dies, of course, my brain 733 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:10,040 Speaker 2: immediately goes to foul play or at the very least, 734 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,520 Speaker 2: mishandlings by medical professionals. I think that's it's less in 735 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:18,040 Speaker 2: my mind of like an assassination and more like, oh 736 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,640 Speaker 2: y'all didn't take care of him because of X and 737 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:26,080 Speaker 2: X reason. Black Man, you know, older, fitting a demographic 738 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,879 Speaker 2: that you would presume should die of this disease, not 739 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:34,920 Speaker 2: recognizing what precious commodity you had in your hands. 740 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:39,560 Speaker 1: That's fair. I think that I was very emotional and 741 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:43,439 Speaker 1: wanting and I love connecting two really weird things. So 742 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,160 Speaker 1: Barack Obama to Bernie Mack's death is like the super 743 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:46,640 Speaker 1: Bowl to. 744 00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:50,200 Speaker 2: Me, It's so funny and I read when when I 745 00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:53,480 Speaker 2: read it, I was like this, this is psychotic and 746 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,840 Speaker 2: not true in any way, shape or fashion. But boys, 747 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:57,520 Speaker 2: it funny. 748 00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:59,480 Speaker 1: You know what I would want and this is weird 749 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,200 Speaker 1: because I love her. I would want it to have 750 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:11,440 Speaker 1: been Michelle whispering in his ear A black Nigga's right, 751 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:12,719 Speaker 1: you're gonna in Chicago? 752 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:21,600 Speaker 2: Does Joe house bron I don't give a fuck if 753 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:30,120 Speaker 2: he from here. You ain't Hawaiian no more, bitch and 754 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,040 Speaker 2: say something. 755 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,000 Speaker 1: Do you think that ever comes up the Hawaiian things. 756 00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,960 Speaker 2: All the time? You think because she's from the South Side, 757 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,480 Speaker 2: ain't she from the south side of Chicago? 758 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,360 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you're from Chicago. 759 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:46,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's from And he's from Hawaii, 760 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,239 Speaker 2: and you know, I get it. Yeah, he grew up 761 00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:52,560 Speaker 2: poor at our life, But like I think, if I'm 762 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,719 Speaker 2: heard and he started talking trash, I'm not gonna let 763 00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:57,960 Speaker 2: a Hawaiian speak to me that way. You better get 764 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:58,759 Speaker 2: the fuck out of here. 765 00:43:59,000 --> 00:43:59,799 Speaker 1: They love to fight. 766 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,080 Speaker 2: They do love to fight. They want. 767 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:22,680 Speaker 1: I don't like it anymore. We're definitely gonna make a 768 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:28,239 Speaker 1: billion dollars. Bro No, man, We're done. Man. Name to 769 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:35,719 Speaker 1: call her daddy or something new fan base. And for 770 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,640 Speaker 1: the record, I think Chris Barley is very funny. I 771 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,439 Speaker 1: used to think he's a very sad man. 772 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:45,279 Speaker 2: I think while it is very fun to imagine that 773 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,600 Speaker 2: this is possible, I don't believe it to be true. 774 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,680 Speaker 2: In fact, I read a little bit of a transcript. 775 00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:54,920 Speaker 2: I guess of what Barack because Barack Bernie did his time, 776 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,960 Speaker 2: got kind of booed and like left off stage. And 777 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,000 Speaker 2: then Barack like when up and like try to be 778 00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:06,400 Speaker 2: like funny about it and like kind of being like, now, Bernie, 779 00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,680 Speaker 2: you know, we laugh about these things, these things, but 780 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,560 Speaker 2: you got to cut that out and cut out all 781 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,840 Speaker 2: that cussing. He like basically told him to stop cussing 782 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,600 Speaker 2: all pull his pants up. Yeah, kind of, He like 783 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,800 Speaker 2: was like, this is a this is a family event, 784 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,800 Speaker 2: and you got to stop all that cussing and uh 785 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,799 Speaker 2: but like try to giggle it off type shit. So 786 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,800 Speaker 2: it seemed more like that was what he did, you 787 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:29,920 Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like he got it. 788 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,759 Speaker 1: I mean he's a politician, right, that's a diplomatic way 789 00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,280 Speaker 1: to solve that. That makes sense to me as well. 790 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,440 Speaker 2: But it also just feels like, oh, you got it 791 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,480 Speaker 2: out of your system. You made him feel small in 792 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,200 Speaker 2: front of all your white friends. 793 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,640 Speaker 1: Right right. I don't think you ever have the right 794 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:44,720 Speaker 1: to hit a child in the throat. 795 00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:49,480 Speaker 2: Yeah you did that, and now it's like, okay, yeah, 796 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:52,560 Speaker 2: you don't need to then murder him. You you already 797 00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:53,640 Speaker 2: shamed him. 798 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:58,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fair. Do you think he got anybody brock? Yeah, 799 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:03,439 Speaker 1: personally clar not like not like via the state, right, 800 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:10,680 Speaker 1: not just like spray Hill. But did he settle? Uh? Yeah, 801 00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:14,919 Speaker 1: I think. Do you think every president has? Yeah? 802 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:15,319 Speaker 2: I think so. 803 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,040 Speaker 1: Who would be on your list if you were president? 804 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:21,800 Speaker 1: If you were president tomorrow? I can't do this, okay. 805 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,439 Speaker 1: I did ask you to reflect it for me, even 806 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:26,680 Speaker 1: though I'm thinking of the people. 807 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,799 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure I'll name some names privately, but we 808 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:30,319 Speaker 2: can't do it. 809 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:34,080 Speaker 1: That's a good point but but I would you made 810 00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:38,400 Speaker 1: fun of me at the Boys and Girls Club? Better 811 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:39,640 Speaker 1: hope I don't run. 812 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:49,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think every president at the very least has 813 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,640 Speaker 2: like looked into it, you know what I mean, Like 814 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,799 Speaker 2: maybe you didn't get them fully clipped, but you made 815 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,000 Speaker 2: their life worse. 816 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,320 Speaker 1: Right, that's what I would do. Now all of a 817 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,279 Speaker 1: sudden you got you. 818 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:04,360 Speaker 2: Got fired, or like you constantly are seeing like uh, 819 00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,920 Speaker 2: flashing lights in front of your house late at night, 820 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:12,640 Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like firecrackt this triple Yeah, 821 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,439 Speaker 2: weird shit happened to your pipes that that is hard 822 00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,680 Speaker 2: to explain, you know what I mean, Like how did 823 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:22,040 Speaker 2: these rush so fast? And you're like I don't know. 824 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,520 Speaker 2: It's like, oh, because a president hired somebody to just 825 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,279 Speaker 2: put lithium in your backyard, right, you know what I mean? 826 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,520 Speaker 1: The ship radio because you decided to make fun of 827 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:39,000 Speaker 1: the one kid who could swim at the swimming Yeah, 828 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,919 Speaker 1: maybe it was like, yeah, he laughed at you because 829 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,279 Speaker 1: you couldn't leave the fucking shallow and you were you 830 00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:46,840 Speaker 1: were like fifteen, he was nine. 831 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,839 Speaker 2: Bro, No, no way, if you're a president, you don't 832 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,440 Speaker 2: take advantage a little bit. So yeah, I think that 833 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,560 Speaker 2: makes sense. That makes sense, and I don't blame them. 834 00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:00,040 Speaker 2: I think I think killing somebody because they hurt you 835 00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,239 Speaker 2: is wrong. I think shame on you. Why does that 836 00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:07,960 Speaker 2: feel so right? I think if that's what you have 837 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,600 Speaker 2: to resort to, then then you're wrong and you're you're 838 00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:15,040 Speaker 2: mishandling your power. But I think if you are are 839 00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:19,320 Speaker 2: just sort of torturing and or tormenting your childhood enemies 840 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,839 Speaker 2: power for the course, maybe you earn that you aren't 841 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,960 Speaker 2: that spot. You can do what you want up there. 842 00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:27,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I came up to look down at. 843 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,640 Speaker 2: People, you know what I mean, and and only a few, 844 00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:33,200 Speaker 2: only what forty six of y'all have done it? So 845 00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:36,919 Speaker 2: I respect that you've you've done the impossible. You get 846 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,000 Speaker 2: you should get to do a little some naughty up there. 847 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:40,680 Speaker 1: I get that. I get that. 848 00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:43,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, well I think we did it. I 849 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,560 Speaker 2: think we agree that was good. You want to tell 850 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,200 Speaker 2: the people where they can find you what cool shit 851 00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:48,560 Speaker 2: you got? 852 00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:53,560 Speaker 1: Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram. My special is up. 853 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:57,960 Speaker 1: It's selling well. I appreciate it to everybody for the feedback. 854 00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,840 Speaker 1: You can go and get that at Patreon on dot com. 855 00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:05,239 Speaker 1: Backslash David Borie GB O R I E. I appreciate 856 00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:08,440 Speaker 1: the feedback. We're still dropping other stuff. And then August 857 00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,440 Speaker 1: twenty third and twenty fourth, I'm gonna be at the 858 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:15,359 Speaker 1: Dallas Comedy Club in Dallas, Texas. Oh yeah, go watch 859 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,040 Speaker 1: the special, man. 860 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:19,120 Speaker 2: It's so good. I laughed all the way through it. 861 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,759 Speaker 2: It's fucking hilarious. 862 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,239 Speaker 1: Your favorite part was my favorite part, So that's not easy. 863 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:23,759 Speaker 1: Have good day. 864 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:24,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah it was. 865 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:28,640 Speaker 1: It was beautiful. 866 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,319 Speaker 2: It was such a funny deflection for no reason at all. 867 00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:31,840 Speaker 1: It's great. 868 00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:36,040 Speaker 2: You didn't have to do any of that, and it 869 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:39,240 Speaker 2: was great. And if you want to see my special, 870 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,080 Speaker 2: it's out August twentieth, which I think this episode will 871 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,040 Speaker 2: be out after or on the day of maybe yeah, 872 00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:48,240 Speaker 2: next Tuesday, right, if it's next Tuesday, so yeah, today 873 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,080 Speaker 2: is the day you can listen. You can go see 874 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:55,839 Speaker 2: me Be Special on Netflix. It's called Bad Poetry. Look 875 00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:59,919 Speaker 2: it up, motherfuckers. I desperately need you on it right now. 876 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,279 Speaker 2: And as always, if you want to send us your 877 00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,640 Speaker 2: own drops, your own conspiracy theories, if you want to 878 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:10,960 Speaker 2: tell us exactly what Barack Obama used to murder Bernie Max, 879 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,240 Speaker 2: send it all to my Mama pod at gmail dot com. 880 00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,799 Speaker 2: We would love to hear from you, like subscribe, buy 881 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:21,280 Speaker 2: some merch, come see us on tour. It's the start 882 00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:25,399 Speaker 2: to Steal tour. We're gonna be hitting some some major markets. 883 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:33,759 Speaker 2: New York, Boston, come on, d C, d C, Atlanta, Atlanta, 884 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:44,080 Speaker 2: San Francisco, Yeah, Houston, Yeah, Seattle, Seattle, Dallas, Chicago, Detroit. 885 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:50,640 Speaker 2: I believe if we're still figuring that out, Austin. There's 886 00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:53,279 Speaker 2: a laundry list of cool places. 887 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,279 Speaker 1: I think maybe is Nashville on there? 888 00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:59,840 Speaker 2: Did we have Nashville? I hope so, I can't remember. Anyway, 889 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,280 Speaker 2: we'll see it all soon enough. We'll have a big 890 00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:08,720 Speaker 2: fancy tour announcement, but we would very funny. We would 891 00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,800 Speaker 2: love to see you at one of these live shows. 892 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,160 Speaker 2: So please come see us at the start the still 893 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:17,400 Speaker 2: tour starting. I believe in early October. I think or 894 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,359 Speaker 2: mid October is when we're maybe our first date. 895 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,160 Speaker 1: It's coming, all right. 896 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:31,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well well we're coming, motherfuckers. So you figure 897 00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,120 Speaker 2: it out and we'll see you out on the road. 898 00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,480 Speaker 2: And that's the whole shebang. By bitch, I got a 899 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,799 Speaker 2: little white spot on the bottom of my black shirt 900 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:44,440 Speaker 2: because I was dancing on Kuchie. 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