1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, about four 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:06,680 Speaker 1: minutes after um. It is my Strawberry letter for today, 3 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:09,719 Speaker 1: the subject why can't he take a hint? We'll get 4 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:11,959 Speaker 1: into that in just a little bit, because right now 5 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 1: it is time for the prank phone call with the nephew. Nephew, 6 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:21,320 Speaker 1: what you got? Can I borrow your pool? What? Your 7 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 1: whole swimming pool? Can I borrow your who? If I 8 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 1: don't have one, then yes, I'm asking to borrow you. 9 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:35,479 Speaker 1: Can I borrow your pool? Okay, right, all of us 10 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:39,880 Speaker 1: are not fortunate to have one? Can I borrow you? Okay, 11 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:45,599 Speaker 1: it's back there. Okay, now let's go, cat dog? Can 12 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:52,560 Speaker 1: I borrow your pool? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Dobba. Hey, Dovia, 13 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 1: how are you doing? This is Kendrick. I live in 14 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 1: the neighborhood. I got got your number for one of 15 00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: the neighbors. What neighbor do you know? The weeds that 16 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: lives I guess a couple of a couple of doors 17 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:07,760 Speaker 1: down from you. Okay, listen, I got a bit of 18 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 1: an issue here. I'm not actually on your street. I'm 19 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 1: I'm an the next street over. But Louise told me 20 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 1: that you might be willing to help me out due 21 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:22,960 Speaker 1: to the whole uh you know, yeah, alright, due to 22 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 1: the pandemic situation. The clubhouse's actually closed, and you know, 23 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 1: nobody's able to use the gym, nobody is able to 24 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 1: use the pool or anything like that until all of 25 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 1: this kind of passes over. But my son's birthday was 26 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: actually his birthday party is scheduled for this coming weekend, 27 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: and we now don't have a pool to use, and 28 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 1: we wanted to see if you didn't mind letting us 29 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 1: bar your pool on Saturday and uh and have my 30 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: son's birthday party on a couple of hours. You know, 31 00:01:53,120 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 1: they've been like, kids, do you understand what's going on on? 32 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 1: I don't know why Louise told you that. I'm so 33 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 1: par I'm just gonna apologize for her. I don't know 34 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: why she told you anything like that, But I'm not 35 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 1: lending out my pool to know fifteen and twenty kids 36 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 1: that we had a small gathering the other week, but 37 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,959 Speaker 1: it was only three people, and I guess she saw 38 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 1: that and I told her that, you know, it was 39 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,959 Speaker 1: a birthday party. But I don't mean I'm lending out 40 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 1: my pool to people. That's not what it be and 41 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 1: that was a family member and I don't even know you, 42 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: so for her to even give you my number was 43 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:33,639 Speaker 1: kind of goofy, you know what I'm saying. So okay, okay, 44 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 1: so so wait, wait, wait a minute, wait minute. We 45 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:38,280 Speaker 1: already know it's it's that we in the pandemic. I 46 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 1: got that. What I mean, you know my son from 47 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 1: the Trintine, you know what I mean. So I mean, 48 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: I don't want to tell my son and we're not 49 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: gonna have his pool part. I mean, I'm just asking 50 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 1: you for a couple of hours and it ain't but 51 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 1: twenty kids. But you know what I mean to do 52 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,519 Speaker 1: with you or your son? Baby, I'm sorry, Like you're 53 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:55,919 Speaker 1: gonna have to find Why don't you go to a 54 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,360 Speaker 1: hotel or something like that and maybe you can like 55 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 1: bring out there poor or something. But I'm not letting 56 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,640 Speaker 1: my pool to anybody. And right now things aren't cleared up. 57 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:07,639 Speaker 1: I don't even know if I'm allowed to. And you 58 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 1: talking about fifteen and twenty people in my house and 59 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 1: I don't I'm talking. And she told me you would 60 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,919 Speaker 1: be you know, you would be straight with me using 61 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 1: the using your barbecue grill or whatever, so I could 62 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,799 Speaker 1: do some hot dogs for the kids. So well, okay, well, sir, 63 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:26,080 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I think Louise got the wrong idea. You 64 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 1: know what, this this is what this is what's wrong 65 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 1: with black people. Right here, this, right here, this what's 66 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 1: wrong with black people. Black people. It's about smart people 67 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 1: who know that this virus is out here killing people, 68 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:42,080 Speaker 1: killing kids and going rambo on everybody. No, no, because 69 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 1: my thing is you're not going to put my family 70 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 1: at risk for your little son. Now, you can go ahead, 71 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 1: like I said, and maybe called one of these hotels 72 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,480 Speaker 1: or motels, will see if they can let you use 73 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,440 Speaker 1: their pool. You're not using my pool, sir. And like 74 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 1: I said, I don't know why Louise gave you my number, 75 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 1: but I'm sorry that you're having a part of I 76 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 1: don't know why Louis gave me your number either. You're 77 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 1: gonna sit here in that guy about it? Excuse me, sir. Okay, 78 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: I on this. No, I'm just going in this call 79 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 1: because you're taking it too far. Okay, you know what, 80 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do. What I'm nothing to 81 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,760 Speaker 1: do is den my son. I'm just gonna come over there. 82 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,479 Speaker 1: I don't have nothing to do with me, I don't. 83 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna don't understand. I'm coming over that throwing 84 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,920 Speaker 1: my pool party for my son anyway, I'm not going 85 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,560 Speaker 1: to not. Louise already told me you was cool, and 86 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 1: now you're gonna act like you're not cool. Louise said, 87 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 1: I'm cool because I am cool. Boo boo. But I'm 88 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:36,480 Speaker 1: not cool with you. I don't know you, okay. So 89 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,960 Speaker 1: if I told you I'm kindred from one street over, 90 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 1: I told you I will don't give a flying who 91 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 1: you are. It doesn't matter. I don't know you well 92 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,200 Speaker 1: enough to let you use my pool. You're not using 93 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:52,160 Speaker 1: my pool. And that's the bottom line. My son, my 94 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 1: son justin. Don't turn to in. But one damn time, 95 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,919 Speaker 1: we all just turned in one time. What are you 96 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:01,680 Speaker 1: talking about? I'm talking have no pool party for my 97 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,160 Speaker 1: so bad? So how about you try to white people 98 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,159 Speaker 1: and see if they let you use that pool. There's 99 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:09,040 Speaker 1: other people around here. You got John across the street 100 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,599 Speaker 1: from me. Ask them, see if that white gonna let 101 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,800 Speaker 1: you use this pool. You're coming to me talking about 102 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 1: this white black people can't do and all this kind 103 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,200 Speaker 1: of stuff ain't about being black. It's about being safe. 104 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,240 Speaker 1: You're not coming in here. I don't know what kind 105 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,760 Speaker 1: of anybody's you got. I don't know if you had COVID. 106 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:26,120 Speaker 1: You ain't even say no like that. You don't even 107 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 1: tell me whether all y'all been tested, all the kids 108 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:33,560 Speaker 1: have been tested? Can you tell me? Listen, that's what 109 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. I'm near Sadday at noon, waiting 110 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:39,440 Speaker 1: on the twenty kids have come, gonna be with two 111 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:42,640 Speaker 1: hours over there. That's good, lucky. Guess what. I'm a 112 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,640 Speaker 1: crack clack reach you back. You come to my house 113 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 1: pulling up with some kids. You want to catch a 114 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 1: bad one, and I will have the police here. Way, 115 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,000 Speaker 1: what time is the party, baby, because I will have 116 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 1: police here. Wait, you're I'm coming in my yard. You 117 00:05:56,760 --> 00:06:00,800 Speaker 1: got people out here getting killed for them less than that. Look, 118 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 1: you know what, I don't even want. I don't want 119 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:04,520 Speaker 1: to argue with you. Just give me your address so 120 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,919 Speaker 1: I can let everybody know where they're going. You know what, 121 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:09,560 Speaker 1: Good luck finding my address, get it from Louise. I 122 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,680 Speaker 1: can corrupt. Then I'm gonna you up to and I'm 123 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 1: gonna get kids up to. Let the little nappy headed 124 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:19,480 Speaker 1: kids coming mom to see what happens. Okay, okay, okay, okay, 125 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 1: So so so what about your neighbor, Patricia asked. Patricia 126 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 1: called Patricia. That's on. Patricia, ain't got nothing to do 127 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,039 Speaker 1: with me, just like this party, ain't got nothing to me. 128 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,839 Speaker 1: I don't know justin, I don't know you you calling people, 129 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 1: getting adamant and nasty about using somebody pool with all 130 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:37,480 Speaker 1: this going on, man, I'm not trying to put my 131 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:43,000 Speaker 1: life at risk for you. Louise. You okay now, okay, okay, 132 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,720 Speaker 1: hold on, Can I tell you something else thought? Can 133 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:48,200 Speaker 1: I tell you what Patricia told me? Patricia told me 134 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:51,280 Speaker 1: to call you. This is nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey 135 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:54,040 Speaker 1: more on this show. Patricia got me to prank phone. 136 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:59,039 Speaker 1: What wait a minute, this is this his nephew Tommy 137 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:02,480 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show, Your next door name with Patricia 138 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:07,760 Speaker 1: got me to prank phone call you. Fact. Patricia and Louise. 139 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,720 Speaker 1: I hate both of them right now. And I was 140 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,480 Speaker 1: talking to Louise and she kept saying, oh, so you're 141 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,200 Speaker 1: just having parties. It was three little people in there. 142 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love you, I love you. Oh 143 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,080 Speaker 1: I'm so confused right now. I don't go I was like, 144 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my pool covered, like this is crazy. 145 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:35,040 Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is crazy. And you got me, 146 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:38,280 Speaker 1: you got I got you? Baby, Baby tell me this. 147 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:41,080 Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio 148 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:53,920 Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show, Come on man, 149 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,400 Speaker 1: John John had that it was Frank and gets us back. 150 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:02,400 Speaker 1: I am cooloo, I'll mess you up your kids up, 151 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:13,560 Speaker 1: blank you black Louise my son only turns team one time. 152 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:20,640 Speaker 1: We all always your friend cool. I am cool. Boo 153 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:29,680 Speaker 1: boo oh man keeping the stupid King of Pranks moving 154 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,320 Speaker 1: around the country a little bit. So I'm getting ready 155 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:35,200 Speaker 1: because the Nephew is coming to jackson Ville, Flada, Jacksonville Clarda. 156 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:38,840 Speaker 1: That is November the twelfth and thirteen at the Ramona 157 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:43,079 Speaker 1: Pavilion Ballroom. That's Nephew, Tommy and Friends, straight up comedy. Baby, 158 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,520 Speaker 1: come get it dead in your face. And then the 159 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,840 Speaker 1: following the weekend, that would be November the twenty, Dayton, 160 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:53,400 Speaker 1: Ohio at the Dayton, Ohio Convention Center. The Nephew shall 161 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,640 Speaker 1: be the first time ever, so get your tickets there 162 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:59,200 Speaker 1: on sale rent nine. I won't have this nasal congestion 163 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:09,080 Speaker 1: when I get there, Okay, I'm gonna stupid. Wow. Alright, alright, 164 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:12,120 Speaker 1: thank you, neph you feel better. Feel better. Coming up next, 165 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:16,160 Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters, subject why can't he take a hint? Why 166 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,600 Speaker 1: why can't he take a hint? We'll find out. We'll 167 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:21,760 Speaker 1: get into the letter right after this. You're listening to 168 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:23,480 Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show.