1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:03,920 Speaker 1: When you choke on a sip of water, you've failed 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:09,039 Speaker 1: at drinking and breathing, the two most basic and important 3 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:10,799 Speaker 1: activities in all of life. 4 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:11,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, I do that a lot. 5 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 1: Meanwhile, on this segment, we fail at thinking and just 6 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 1: existing sometimes absolutely all. That's way harder than we had 7 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 1: ever realized, because it's What's on your Mind where we 8 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 1: highlight all of our life fails for your listening pleasure, 9 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:33,479 Speaker 1: starting with hashtag fail goals. Brooke fox Brook, what's on 10 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: your mind? Well? 11 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,519 Speaker 3: I can't believe this, but we dropped my daughter off 12 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 3: at camp this week and it was so much harder 13 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:39,960 Speaker 3: than I expected. 14 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 2: What what type of camp? Like a day camp or 15 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:46,640 Speaker 2: a sleep away camp? Sleep away camp? 16 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,840 Speaker 3: And the pathetic part of it is it's only three nights. 17 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:55,920 Speaker 3: It's not like we are going two full days without 18 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 3: seeing it her. That's it like we drop her off, 19 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,959 Speaker 3: she goes two full days, then we pick her up 20 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 3: on the third day. 21 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,640 Speaker 2: I'm like, what is my problems? Friend? 22 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 4: Is your child? 23 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:05,479 Speaker 2: Oh? 24 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,840 Speaker 1: I can only imagine what the other families dropping their 25 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,240 Speaker 1: kids off or thinking when they see you guys just 26 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: in a ball. 27 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,839 Speaker 2: My beautiful children, Mama come here. 28 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,399 Speaker 3: I think it was gonna be like that, And so 29 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,839 Speaker 3: we get back into the car to leave with our son. 30 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 3: You know, he's jealous he doesn't get to stay, and 31 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 3: I'm like, I turned around. I'm like, I am so sorry, 32 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 3: honey that you're not gonna be able to go to 33 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 3: college or get married or ever move out of the 34 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,320 Speaker 3: house again because mommy can't take it. 35 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not going to How many drive back to 36 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:39,679 Speaker 5: the camp have you done since? 37 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:43,920 Speaker 3: Bruh, it's only twenty minutes from work. 38 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 5: Oh, it's not even. 39 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 2: They can listen to you on the radio right now. 40 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 3: You're fine. 41 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 5: So I hope she's having fun. She probably is. 42 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 3: She's having a great. 43 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 2: Team Jose, what's been on your mind? 44 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 4: So there's this one girl that I re connected with 45 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:04,080 Speaker 4: recently and we decided to hang out and she told me. 46 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 2: Like weeks ago that she lives like forty. 47 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:10,639 Speaker 4: Five minutes away. But I completely forgot that little tiny fact. 48 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:11,880 Speaker 3: That sounds about right for you. 49 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 2: Yeah. 50 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,639 Speaker 4: So the day of the day comes and she asks like, hey, 51 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 4: are you cool, like if I have some drinks? 52 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 2: Like I don't drink, but I'm like, oh, yeah, of. 53 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 4: Course you can have some drinks if I want check 54 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 4: in with Yeah. 55 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 3: Of course. 56 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:23,800 Speaker 4: And I'm like, let me buy you, like what's your favorite, 57 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 4: and she's like, I love strawberry white claus. So I 58 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,520 Speaker 4: get the white clause, and then she sends me a 59 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 4: screenshot of what her uber's gonna cost, and I'm the gentleman. 60 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 2: I'm an adamant like, if you want an uber, that's fine. 61 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: See you're putting yourself into a bad position when you 62 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,959 Speaker 1: constantly want to come across as the gentleman. 63 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,919 Speaker 2: Just let them, like to take care of a lady. 64 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,920 Speaker 2: She's gonna take a time out of her day. Whatever. 65 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:49,120 Speaker 4: She sends you the screenshot, it's one hundred and seventy 66 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:53,919 Speaker 4: five dollars one way, right, So I said, hey, are 67 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:55,680 Speaker 4: you sure you don't want to drive? Because I can 68 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 4: get you a parking pass in my garage. And she's adamant, like, no, 69 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 4: I really, uber, I have to work tomorrow, So. 70 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 2: What do I do I pay? I'm like, here's the meno, 71 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 2: why don't I go? All right? 72 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,640 Speaker 4: So then she can because she doesn't live alone, and 73 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 4: she wanted to come to my place and I have 74 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,560 Speaker 4: it in my own place. So then she comes over 75 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 4: and I'm like, here's your white clause. She drinks half 76 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,639 Speaker 4: of one can of white. 77 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,640 Speaker 2: Claws too strong for. 78 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 4: Her and no totally, and then we hang out. We 79 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,639 Speaker 4: have a great night, and then she has to go home, 80 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 4: so I pay another one hundred and seventy five dollars 81 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:37,760 Speaker 4: to get her uber home, and I'm out all this money, 82 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 4: and then I add the next day and I make 83 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,720 Speaker 4: a funny coming. I'm like, I still can believe only 84 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 4: drink a half a white Closter all that, and she's like, oh, yeah, 85 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 4: I prefunked at my house first. Oh, And I'm like, 86 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 4: that's why she had the Uber. She didn't want to 87 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 4: drive because she was pretty, and so her prefunk costs 88 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 4: me over three hundred dollars. 89 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 2: A dude, she has to learn. 90 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 5: You could have taken her somewhere really nice about it, 91 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 5: to the richest guy, but all we. 92 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,920 Speaker 2: Did was go to his house. Yeah, alexis what's been 93 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 2: on your mind? 94 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 5: Okay, I've said it like a million times. I feel like, 95 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 5: but for anybody doesn't know, I ran track in college, okay, 96 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 5: and now I'm just a hobby dogger. 97 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 2: It ran for fun. 98 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 5: But lately I've had an issue where I'm getting really 99 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:23,440 Speaker 5: really competitive against strangers out there. No, yes, and it's specifically, 100 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 5: like the closer they are to my age, just the 101 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 5: more competitive I get. 102 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 3: That's good. I'm glad you're not getting down silf a 103 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 3: true or like a seven year old. 104 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,480 Speaker 5: No, I'm not against anybody, but I'm just saying that 105 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,680 Speaker 5: anyone can get it. So already I'm running and then 106 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 5: I come across like a guy my age in front 107 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 5: of me, and I'm like, okay, I'm starting racing him 108 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 5: in my head. So my first mile, I go out 109 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,799 Speaker 5: like six twenty okay, whoa, and I was a runner, 110 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,040 Speaker 5: but I still really fast for me to like, really good, 111 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 5: hold the pace because I'm trying to go a few miles. Yeah, 112 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 5: so that I make it longer than you know. Now 113 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:52,280 Speaker 5: I'm around eight minutes. 114 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 1: Okay. 115 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 5: After I pass it, we do it. And then I'm like, 116 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:57,359 Speaker 5: I need to take a break, but he's behind me, 117 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,279 Speaker 5: so I can't hide. 118 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm not weakness. 119 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,479 Speaker 5: I had to find a hiding spot off to the side, 120 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 5: and I had to go veer off the trail and 121 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:06,640 Speaker 5: sit and hide on my phone till I saw him, 122 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,240 Speaker 5: you know. Eventually, yeah, come up and go past me 123 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:10,279 Speaker 5: so I could turn around. 124 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 1: Why do I feel like this is how your actual 125 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: competition's in college that you went and found a place 126 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,720 Speaker 1: to hide till the race was. 127 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,039 Speaker 5: Open, easier to hide the track. 128 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:24,280 Speaker 3: Yeah there, all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind? 129 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 1: So the other day I got an email from corporate 130 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 1: that was flagged as high importance and it was from 131 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:34,679 Speaker 1: our human resources vice president. Oh yeah, not of our station, 132 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:35,880 Speaker 1: of the whole company. 133 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:36,000 Speaker 4: Yeah. 134 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,360 Speaker 2: Did you read it? Well? 135 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,359 Speaker 1: I did, but before I opened and I was like, 136 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,479 Speaker 1: oh my god, dude, they have cameras in the bathroom here, 137 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,239 Speaker 1: because I'm gonna. 138 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,200 Speaker 2: Have to explain myself now. 139 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:49,239 Speaker 1: But the email said, in a recent audit, we noticed 140 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:52,280 Speaker 1: you do not have an emergency contact on record. 141 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,279 Speaker 2: I got that email too, You did you? 142 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:58,080 Speaker 1: And they were like, an emergency contact on file is 143 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:01,440 Speaker 1: of vital importance to the come in the event something 144 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,640 Speaker 1: happens to you and we need to let someone know 145 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 1: about the situation. You must update this information immediately or 146 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,359 Speaker 1: suffer disciplinary action. 147 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,720 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I didn't do it. Did you do it? 148 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:12,520 Speaker 2: I did it? 149 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:13,360 Speaker 5: Oh yeah. 150 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,799 Speaker 3: I don't need the company knowing anymore in my business. 151 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 5: All right, They're not gonna call anybody if we help. 152 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 4: If we didn't help, I'm relying on one of you 153 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 4: in this room. 154 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 1: I was scared by the disciplinary action threats, so I 155 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,719 Speaker 1: stopped everything I was doing. 156 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 2: I went and filled it out. 157 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:32,120 Speaker 1: And now, Ashton, our digital director, you are my emergency content. 158 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:36,480 Speaker 1: If anything terrible happens to me in the studio or 159 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,919 Speaker 1: on the job, corporate will be calling you asking if 160 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,040 Speaker 1: they should pull the plug on me in the hospital, 161 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,599 Speaker 1: and I want you to do it. Do not let 162 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 1: me live that day, Okay, Ashton, I don't want to survive. 163 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:51,000 Speaker 3: That, all right, DNR got it. 164 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:53,400 Speaker 2: Ok So I'm up to date your turn. 165 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,719 Speaker 3: I think that was a good choice. 166 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:00,240 Speaker 2: None of you guys are getting resuscitated. That is what 167 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 2: I'm decided, just the way we like it. Day minute. 168 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,560 Speaker 4: Actually I wasn't even sick. 169 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,920 Speaker 2: That was what's on our minds. Text in seventy five 170 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 2: nine two tell us what's been on yours? It's Brook 171 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.