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Speaker 3: I don't joy, yeah, joy.

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Speaker 4: You gotta do that.

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Speaker 3: To turn the mouth the turn you probably got to

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Speaker 1: Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.

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Speaker 5: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on,

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Speaker 5: dig me now, one and all that Steve.

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Speaker 1: Harvey Man oh Man, got a radio show, yep.

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Speaker 5: Trying to make it work too. I'm not trying. I'm

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Speaker 5: getting it. I'm getting it done to the best of

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Speaker 5: my abilities. Now, something funny my father taught me. He says,

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Speaker 5: so when you've done all you can do, if you've

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Speaker 5: didn't get the job done, take a deep breath and

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Speaker 5: do some more. That used to bug me, man, when

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Speaker 5: my father used to tell me. That is the son,

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Speaker 5: when you've done your absolute best and you think you

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Speaker 5: can't do no more, You've done all you can and

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Speaker 5: it still don't get the job done.

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Speaker 1: Take yourself a deep breath and do some more.

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Speaker 5: And you know, what I found that has worked every

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Speaker 5: single time, every single time, because what my father knew

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Speaker 5: was that what you think is your breaking point or

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Speaker 5: And you know, I gotta be honest with you.

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Speaker 1: It has worked. It has helped me greatly.

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Speaker 4: And you know it.

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Speaker 1: Everybody does have some more. You know.

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Speaker 5: I tell that to my sons all the time. Dad,

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Speaker 5: I did my best. Well, let mens you something else.

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Speaker 5: Could you have done anything else?

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Speaker 1: Could you have.

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Speaker 5: Studied a little harder, Could you have shown up a

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well then okay, that's what you should have done.

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Speaker 5: Then see, there's always a way. But if you're going

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Speaker 5: to create excuses, if you're gonna make them up all

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Speaker 5: the time about why you don't get it done, I

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Speaker 5: have a very very sad statement for you right now.

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Speaker 5: You're never gonna get anything done. You're never gonna get

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Speaker 5: to the top.

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Speaker 1: Not to the top.

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Speaker 5: You can get halfway up. Now, you can get a

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Speaker 5: The top is only reserved for those that have the

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Speaker 1: It's just the top. There ain't but one top. Then

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 5: The top, the top of the mountain halfway is a

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Speaker 5: So if you want to get to the top of

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Speaker 5: whatever your profession, your field, your career, whatever it is.

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Speaker 1: You got to do extra. You have to do more.

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Speaker 5: More is expected of you. More, but his what's really crazy,

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Speaker 5: more is required of you. Don't live your life in

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Speaker 1: No man have a say so in your life.

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Speaker 1: First of all, let me ask you something. Who has God?

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Speaker 1: Name the person? How that God has given authority over you?

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Speaker 5: Name the person? But who is the person? Nobody has

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Speaker 5: you're sitting here for man, what are you sitting here

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Speaker 5: Why are you worried about all these people with what

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Speaker 1: Stop. What are you doing here? Gather yourself for a minute.

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Speaker 1: Here is a solution to all of that.

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Speaker 5: You have one source that will be there for you

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Speaker 5: to the end of time, and that is your relationship

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Speaker 5: To those that believe, you, just gotta believe.

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Speaker 1: He don't ask you for nothing else. Believe in me.

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Speaker 1: That's all He asks you to do. What you're tripping for.

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Speaker 5: Man, And then when you make the decision to believe

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Speaker 1: What you're worried about, what people say, What you're worried about,

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Speaker 5: They need God to you telling them you found something

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Speaker 5: They got some yan ying yang and some yak of

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Speaker 5: That's what amazes me, man about people sit up in here, man,

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Speaker 5: be knocking your eve and stuff. Look, if you're an atheist, man,

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Speaker 5: do your thing, do your thing. But you can't create

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Speaker 5: You have the right to go be whatever you want

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Speaker 5: the fact that I'm in school, got my head bowed

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Speaker 1: Just don't buy your head.

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Speaker 5: Don't you pray. But if some kids want to get together,

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Speaker 5: that's some crazy mess. That's what happened in our schools.

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Speaker 5: We took prayer out of schools. Now look at our schools.

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Speaker 5: You send your child to school and someone else comes

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Speaker 5: back home. That's a whole nother thing right here. That's

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Speaker 5: your relationship with God is essential to your success as

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Speaker 5: Because He made you, Why would you not talk to

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Speaker 5: Why would you not talk to your maker to see

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Speaker 5: If you're sitting and gotten yourself in a situation. You

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Speaker 5: doing some time, man, be a good time for you

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Speaker 5: to refle But whatever your situation, is man. God can

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Speaker 5: the wisdom to get you through anything you going through.

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Speaker 5: You just got a touch base with him. I need

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Speaker 5: God every single day of my life. And what he's

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Speaker 1: You're listening.

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Speaker 6: Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Three. When you think of love, got it?

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Speaker 7: Get it on your mind. When you think of love,

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Speaker 7: got it? Get it on your mind, Billy R. Valentown,

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Speaker 7: when you think of it.

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Speaker 1: And hell God, and get it on your mind. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's how we're doing it today. A little bit different.

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Speaker 6: Hey, good morning, Happy Friday, Steve.

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Speaker 1: It was a throwback Friday opening for me. Colin for Rell,

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Speaker 1: never mad on a Friday. I love it, Steve more

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Speaker 1: never Mad m Junior, Jodasy Junior. What's happing on one? Everybody?

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Speaker 1: King of pranks? If you tell me y yay? Top

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Speaker 1: it younger? Look yeah, noah, I want to know young

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Speaker 1: young enough our Oh yeah, hey boy, oh the truth boy.

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Speaker 1: They still put on the show. Uh huh they do. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is. You're feeling good.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, gonna get this family feud out the way of

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Speaker 1: What're you gonna do this weekend? Because I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: Nothing is at the top of the.

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Speaker 6: List, thoughts yill mode. Yeah, how do you sleep? I

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Speaker 6: know you're a morning person, but like on your days off.

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Speaker 1: Oh maybe six six that's late for us. Deep. I

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Speaker 7: Huh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I was up this morning at four thousand.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you have to come to work. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: I ain't got far the drivers are you working at? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I work out first, that's what you're working in. Such

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Speaker 8: No.

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Speaker 1: I got plenty of muscles. I'm muscular. I don't need it.

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Speaker 1: I just need to uncover them at all. Only nice man.

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Speaker 1: I'm strong. I'm strong as hell. But you're doing card

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Speaker 1: A lot of cardio.

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Speaker 5: I don't do no, a lot of damn card. I

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Speaker 5: don't like cardios. I do it, but I don't like it.

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Speaker 5: You know, I do a combination. It's lifting aardi coming

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Speaker 5: there oh okay, that's the best way to shred. Wait

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Speaker 5: for me, cardio without weight training isn't the best way

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Speaker 5: to burn it because I got a tone in shape

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Speaker 5: too as I go. No, I don't like hit either, Junr.

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Speaker 5: You don't like I don't like high intensity training.

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Speaker 1: You don't like Jim. I like lip.

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Speaker 5: Lip low intensity, low intensity training. I like lit cop

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Speaker 5: low intensity training with coffee.

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Speaker 8: All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,

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Speaker 8: and the nephew is on deck, would run.

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Speaker 1: That brank back right after this. You're listening.

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Speaker 8: Morning show, all right, and it's time now to start

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Speaker 8: your morning off with the nephew and run that brank

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Speaker 8: back what you got for his nef then.

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Speaker 1: I claim your kid. Let's go. H Hello, Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach devn Devin. Yeah, this is hey Devin.

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Speaker 1: How you doing, man? My name is Curtis Man, Curtis.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to reach out to you.

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Speaker 9: Your your your son, Uh he plays basketball with my nephew. Man,

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Speaker 9: your son is the one that's on the on the

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Speaker 9: Blazers little league basketball.

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Speaker 4: Team, right yeah, yeah, he plays for Blazers. Everything all right, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah? Everything?

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Speaker 9: Good man. You know they got a game Saturday and everything.

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Speaker 9: I've seen you a couple of times, man at the game.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I probably met you mess. You know, i'd be

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Well, actually, man, I wanted to high at you about

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 1: You you are you are?

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Speaker 10: You?

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Speaker 1: Are you working right now? Are you currently working?

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Speaker 4: Am I am? I working?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I am working? Actually, I mean I mean, I.

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Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, what you what you get in at though?

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Speaker 4: Like you know, I thought you were calling about the

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Speaker 4: You know sometime they want donations for sneakers and.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a nine to five. I mean, things

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Speaker 4: But you know, I still I still work. I mean,

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Speaker 4: what was going on? You need a job something?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, I'm just checking. Man, see.

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Speaker 9: What I wanted to get at you about, man, is

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Speaker 4: Hold on, bro, Now you said, am I going to

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Speaker 1: Right? I mean, like you know, as a dependent?

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Speaker 4: So you asked me some real personal questions. Now you know,

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Speaker 4: What I mean what you're trying to get at Bro?

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Speaker 1: Well we'll see.

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Speaker 9: Man, what I was thinking. You know, I just want

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 9: What I was gonna ask you, bro, is you know

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Speaker 9: child as my dependent, man, they gonna give me By

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Speaker 9: twenty two, twenty three, hundred. You see what I'm saying

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Speaker 9: and what I wanted to get at you about, man,

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Speaker 9: you know, so I can go and get this good money.

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Speaker 4: Bro. Love bro, Bro, I mean what all due respect,

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Speaker 4: bru you're talking about you want to clean my son

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Speaker 4: and you're talking about you've seen me at my son's

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it ain't. Ain't nobody gonna come

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Speaker 9: I ain't trying to come like what I'm trying to say. Man,

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Speaker 9: they gonna hit me off for this eight hundred. Well

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Speaker 9: see I can get twenty three hundred. Man, I kick

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Speaker 9: you down two fifty. You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Man, everybody cool too, Simpty you crazy? Now you sound

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Speaker 4: You're telling me you want to claim my own for

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Speaker 4: food so I can make two fifty. Bro, I ain't

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Speaker 4: trying to be on no, brother. When I claim my kids,

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Speaker 4: I'm getting the same exact like you getting. I'm getting

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Speaker 4: twenty three hundred two. So what I look like taking

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Speaker 9: Okay, but I'm the one stuck over here paying the

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Speaker 9: eight hundred. Man, I'm just acting ask you to look

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Speaker 9: out for a brother.

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Speaker 1: Man, you said look out.

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Speaker 4: You know my text and cut from forty hours a

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Speaker 4: week to thirteen hours a week, and I still got

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Speaker 4: these little backs to me for Jordan, Michael Jordan. They

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Speaker 4: never put it down.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm trying to hook you up with two fifty.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 1: Damn, you don't even see a good thing when it's

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Speaker 4: Brother, Bro, I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Bro, No two or fifty? Bro.

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Speaker 4: When I clean these two little I'm getting twenty three

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Speaker 4: hundred dollars a piece. Bro, What you think I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: take two fifty for you? For it? I don't even

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Speaker 4: know you like that? Man.

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Speaker 1: You ain't got it. Yeah, you ain't got a trip.

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Speaker 4: Man, Then if you was my brother, even my people,

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Speaker 4: you know, maybe we can do a little something. I

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Speaker 4: can understand that. But brother, you ain't gonna give me No.

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Speaker 4: Two fifty when I'm getting the same thing they offering

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Speaker 4: you twenty three hundred.

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Speaker 1: This comment money, bru So what are imposed to do?

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Speaker 1: What am I opposed to do? Devin?

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Speaker 4: Tell me that I mean, bruh. What you're supposed to

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Speaker 4: do is go hide you all seed clean that little

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Speaker 4: every year and you'll get what I get for these

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Speaker 4: little that I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what

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Speaker 4: you're gonna have to do. My hour was done, got

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Speaker 4: cut from forty to fifteen hours a week. I have

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Speaker 4: to go pick me up a little side or understand.

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Speaker 4: You gotta change your ways. You're trying to get me

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Speaker 4: locked up for government scams.

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Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do, man, is get this eight

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Speaker 1: hundred off my back, dog. That's all I'm trying.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 1: Ain't nobody trying to get no trouble man.

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Speaker 4: But you're still talking about getting you eight hundred and

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Speaker 4: getting me locked up. Now you got me up. I'm

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Speaker 4: out here working hard to support my kids, man.

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Speaker 1: But I ain't fin the city and go through this

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Speaker 1: with you no more.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 1: I ain't finna city and go through this with your normal.

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Speaker 4: If you're gonna help me with this money or not,

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Speaker 4: bri ain't help you with b I see you on Saturday, Broke.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna pack you up. Bro. Thomis you broke?

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Speaker 1: I need your son soldier security number right now? That's

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Speaker 1: what I need.

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Speaker 4: Bro. Let me tell you something, Broke. What you look like?

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Speaker 1: Bro?

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Speaker 4: You said life and he's going to stop six foot bro?

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Speaker 4: When I see you when I step in that gymnasium, Bro,

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Speaker 4: I'm on your You ain't on that. You ain't on

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Speaker 4: Blazers blazing Lakers.

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Speaker 1: Bro, you gotta bring that damn soldial security number.

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Speaker 4: I think it's a game. I'm gonna come find them.

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Speaker 1: Okay, cool. I got one more thing I need to

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Speaker 4: You're lifting to me on my phone. Bro, Why don't

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Speaker 4: even talking to this fool?

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man,

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Speaker 1: if you're listening to.

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Speaker 4: Me, say your last statement. You want your toolstone?

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Speaker 9: Bro, This is Nephew tire Me from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 9: Morning Show. You just got prank baby, this Nephew Tell me, man,

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Speaker 9: what's up, Devin?

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Speaker 4: What fool? You caught me out here going crazy?

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Speaker 5: Hey?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 1: You got hey? Do you got a boy that you

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Speaker 1: work with named crazy?

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Speaker 9: Put me up to this man, Man, keep doing what

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Speaker 9: you're doing. We need good daddies in the world.

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Speaker 4: Brother man, thank you.

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Speaker 9: Hey, one more thing, man, I gotta ask you. You

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Speaker 9: got to tell me, man, what is the baddest radio

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Speaker 9: show in the land?

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Speaker 4: Man? Steve Harvey Morning Show? Y'all crazy? Man, I'm a beat.

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Speaker 1: And then you have it.

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Speaker 6: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it

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Speaker 6: is time for usk the clo.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? Is the course? Just laughing? Okay, here

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Speaker 8: Bonnie in Augusta says, my mother and I fell out

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Speaker 8: over the guys she's seeing. She is seventy seven and

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Speaker 8: he is fifty one, and he's moved in and living

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Speaker 8: off her retirement and her Social Security check. When I

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Speaker 8: go over there, the house is a mess, and his

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Speaker 8: friends are usually there. Mother has already been the type

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Speaker 8: to has always been the type to need a man,

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Speaker 8: any man around her, doting over her. The final straw

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Speaker 8: for me was when she called and said that this

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Speaker 6: This is insane. How do I stop this madness?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 5: Clo oh no, just ain't a chief? Love officer question,

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Speaker 5: this is a social service. Yeah, you need to call

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Speaker 5: long time. This man fifty one being used. The friends

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Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, I mean, maybe that's what

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Speaker 5: Maybe the daughter might have to understand her mama likes

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Speaker 5: She may have to come to that. I know it

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Speaker 5: sounds crazy for your mama. I know they're using your mama,

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Speaker 5: But if she don't see it that way, I can't

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Speaker 8: Wow, living off her retirement and her social Security check, Okay, that.

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Speaker 1: Ain't a lot of living. What to tell all the

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Speaker 8: Christi and Southfield, Michigan says, I'm a twenty nine year

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Speaker 8: We kept it low key because we worked together, and

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Speaker 8: I thought we could finally stop hiding.

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Speaker 6: I was wrong.

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Speaker 8: Last weekend, I saw him at Whole Foods and I

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Speaker 1: She was pregnant. He texted me later that day.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, he texted me later that day and said he

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Speaker 8: only married her because of the baby. My heart dropped.

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Speaker 8: Is he being honest about his feelings for me? Or

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Speaker 8: was I just a side piece?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 5: No, no, he married her just cause it a baby.

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Speaker 5: That's been his wife. Yeah, just say the shotgun win

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Speaker 5: that's been his wife. They planning that baby. Sorry, sister.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how with all this stuff, ladies.

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Speaker 5: I mean really, and I'm not mad at you, I'm

442
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 5: not dogging, but you gotta be smarter these days. Y'all

443
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 5: have too much stuff on access where you can go

444
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 5: on their social pages, you can ask questions, you can google,

445
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:27,119
Speaker 5: you can find out stuff. Everybody got a friend in

446
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 5: the police department, every grown woman, Yeah, got a girlfriend

447
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 5: that's dating the police officer. All got a family member

448
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 5: that's a policeman or some run these license plates.

449
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: So you can find out this information you need to know. Man,

450
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 1: all you got to get they self security them. This

451
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:54,640
Speaker 1: stuff ain't hard, You're right, all right?

452
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 8: Moving on Valencia and the DMV says, my forty four

453
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,560
Speaker 8: year old ex husband is a and he keeps throwing

454
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 8: shade because I beat him at his own game.

455
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 1: He cheated on me.

456
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 8: I cheated back, and now he can't take it. He

457
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 8: had the nerve to have a woman come into our

458
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 8: garage and give him an oral exchange in his car

459
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 8: while he thought I was asleep one night, So I

460
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 8: did him one better and I had sex in our

461
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 8: bedroom with my ex boyfriend and I sent him pictures.

462
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 1: God, yes, yes, it's ugly.

463
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:26,879
Speaker 4: Right.

464
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 8: We're getting divorced and he's trying to get sympathy wherever

465
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 8: he can. How can I get him to be happy

466
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 8: with his mistress and keep my name out his mouth?

467
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 1: Whoaahoa, keep your name out his mouth? Didn't y'all? Didn't

468
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 1: you do this to shame him?

469
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 9: M H?

470
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 5: How y'all do all this dirt to each other and

471
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:57,880
Speaker 5: then all expect everybody that clean. I don't understand. I'm

472
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 5: at a loss. I'm very confused. Who said he had

473
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 5: a woman can do an all exchange on him in

474
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 5: the garage while he thought you were asleep, you went

475
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 5: up to him and had your ex boyfriend come to

476
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 5: y'all's house in your bed. I don't know who this

477
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 5: fool is that did that. Could have got shot in

478
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 5: his back. But I don't know who this dumb ass

479
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 5: boy is that did this. But now, all y'all tricky.

480
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 5: Two wrongs don't make it right and wrong number three

481
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,679
Speaker 5: or four ain't gonna make it right either. So how

482
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 5: can I How can you keep your name out of

483
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:33,160
Speaker 5: his mouth? He don't try to keep stuff out people mouth.

484
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, this is just a mess right here. This

485
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: is just get divorced and go yourself. All right, Yes

486
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: I do. You're dating a woman who has a dog.

487
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 11: It's obvious that this dog don't like your ass.

488
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,920
Speaker 4: What do you do?

489
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 2: What do you do?

490
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: Well, I'll do one of two things.

491
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 5: First thing, I'll let her make the decision the dog

492
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 5: on me, because I ain't gonna keep coming over here.

493
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,360
Speaker 1: Getting bit Oh he's biting you too.

494
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 5: Well, I'm just saying, now, I ain't gonna go on

495
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 5: he keep getting growled and sniff that bark at all

496
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 5: this mess. I'm not gonna do that every time I

497
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 5: come home. So what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna

498
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 5: make me one one of the things will be. It's

499
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 5: either gonna be the dog on me. Oh, I'm gonna

500
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 5: bring some specially prepared treats over there. See you ask

501
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,679
Speaker 5: in the corner throwing up hard. The bar can throw

502
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 5: up at the same.

503
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:54,360
Speaker 1: That's what it sounds like. Nothing you're doing, but you're

504
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,959
Speaker 1: the dog. I'm gissing. All right, thank you, Cela.

505
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 6: We'll stop it right there.

506
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 1: You're listening.

507
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 6: Morning show. I want to ask the crew, how well

508
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 6: do you have to know someone before?

509
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sex man?

510
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, you want to go.

511
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 4: There, let's go there.

512
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 8: Steve says, what sixty to ninety days? Steve, and it's

513
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 8: book Steve said ninety day.

514
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 5: I mean, look, if you're trying to have relationship, uh huh,

515
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 5: you ain't got nobody.

516
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: No time to have sex. Yeah, if you're just trying

517
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 1: to you know, you just trying to do something. That evening, Yeah,

518
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: that evening. There we that that evening. You can do

519
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 1: something I've never I never cared for that. I don't know.

520
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: I ain't like I ain't had one nice stand, but

521
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: it never never was never ever.

522
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, well you always like to have a little more

523
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 8: meaning behind your action, Steve.

524
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: Look, look, let's lie to each other. I miss you,

525
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 1: I love you, I love you. I was thinking about you. Yes,

526
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: I like that part of it.

527
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 5: Get some fun at this, but you know, I'd rather

528
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 5: afford to have some relativity to it. I don't want

529
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 5: just this hill because I didnet have that that. You know,

530
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 5: I've been young, like everybody else, I have had one

531
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 5: nice stand. It ain't ever ever rewarding. Ain't your nice

532
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 5: standing the one that ain't ever been good rewarded? What

533
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 5: are you saying, No, Jeff Will they are some of

534
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 5: the greatest moments of all time.

535
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: You got your relationship in trouble.

536
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 9: Well, no, my relationship is fine. But when I had

537
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 9: one nice stand, But way back in the day, those

538
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 9: were great days. Wow, wonderful.

539
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: I left so great.

540
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 9: I ain't got to call her, she ain't got to

541
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 9: call me. It ain't in the costs be armed and

542
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 9: the relationship costs. You know that love costs.

543
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: So you meet someone meet him dinner. Maybe we can

544
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: get a quick bite. But now let's get on too.

545
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: We're not Finna. Why is we at dinner talking? We're

546
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: not Finna be talking? No more happened? How fast is

547
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: the bike? Bite is real? How much?

548
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 9: How long did they get them? Prize in your mouth

549
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 9: and McDonald's Thomas, try to write there and eat this.

550
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: On the way your house or her house. You ain't

551
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 1: come to my house. I don't know you like that.

552
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 6: I can't, but you know her enough.

553
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna put this whole glass trans bag

554
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 9: on and we're gonna get.

555
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: Down with it. Wow, all right, look everybody good? Can

556
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: we move on? Sex behavior and all that?

557
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 5: I just think it's that For me, it was just

558
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 5: a it was a waste of time for me. I

559
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 5: only had one one woman that after it was over with,

560
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 5: I looked for her.

561
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: Man hunt and she was gone, huh Yeah. I wanted

562
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: to marry her because the next word out of my

563
00:30:51,560 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: mouth was where you be about sixteen at the time? Hell? No, thirty?

564
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: Yeah you want to continue to such a romantic see? Hell,

565
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 1: you got to do this. She looked good and had

566
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: a party. You don't understand.

567
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 6: Okay, So more questions, more questions or do you guys

568
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 6: want to stick with that?

569
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: Okay?

570
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 6: How well do you have to know someone before you

571
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 6: loan them money?

572
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: M M Steve? If you go last on this one, Okay,

573
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: I'm done with the loaning before. Yeah before okay forty

574
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: years Yeah, I'm done. You met him in kindergarten. Yeah,

575
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: it's gonna have to be that. Oh my mama, mama

576
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: can have anything I got.

577
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 6: So no, that's you now, that's you now, back in

578
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 6: the day, back.

579
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 4: In the day.

580
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: Oh god, I was I was too given. Uh six

581
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: months Okay, then you loan them some money. Okay, Junior.

582
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: I had to know all your grandparents. We we we

583
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: have we we had to have a friendship at least

584
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: at the very least. Yeah.

585
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 5: We had to be considered friends or really close, super cool.

586
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 5: You know, maybe not, but we real cool before you

587
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 5: asked me for something. Okay, here's a day right now

588
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 5: if you want to borrow money from me? Uh you uh,

589
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 5: you don't really lend money now, No, but I've loaned money.

590
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: He'll give you. But I'll give you some money, but no,

591
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to be looking for it. Yeah.

592
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 8: Okay, how well do you have to know someone before

593
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 8: you let them stay at your house.

594
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: Let them stay with you. That's a good one.

595
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you can't stay at my house. I don't

596
00:32:54,960 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 5: give a day. My family can't can't stay at my house.

597
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 5: You're talking about come stay with me?

598
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 4: Yeah?

599
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, hell no, I don't know. You can't at

600
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: my house temporarily until they get on their feet, Like

601
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: I don't. Never have they say or don't or.

602
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 5: Let me say something to you that till you get

603
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 5: on your feet. What was you using when you walked over.

604
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: On them? Get on them and go somewhere else. Now

605
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: I would let one of.

606
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,479
Speaker 5: My children come live with us, yeah, you know if

607
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 5: they transitioning, because one of them is talking about doing that,

608
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 5: coming to LA and living, and so we'll let them

609
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 5: stay with us until they get their place.

610
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: Oh cool, my kids. Good, that's what I'm doing. I'm

611
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 1: trying to get a place this week. I didn't know

612
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: I could have came over there to young kids, his children.

613
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: You already know you can't come stay in relatives.

614
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 5: No, no, hold on, hold, let's just gonna get this out.

615
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 5: You know you can't come stay at my house. I

616
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 5: don't give a damn. What's wrong you got.

617
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: You gave too many parties when your uncle was out

618
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: of town. But I cleaned up. No, no, no, I

619
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: cleaned up. No, some good parties they no.

620
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 5: Now, that time you threw the party, used my bed,

621
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 5: but then made the bed. You used your bed, yeah,

622
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 5: but then made the bed.

623
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 1: Well, that's what the cleansing person would do, is make

624
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: the bed back.

625
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 9: Up, right, Hey, dog, change the sheets we slept, that's it.

626
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 9: You don't change those sheets after you sleep.

627
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: One night. Who did you have in there? Was that

628
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,280
Speaker 1: slab or her name was k We remember that Kiwi?

629
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 8: Yeah?

630
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: I remember.

631
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,800
Speaker 5: Let me tell you something Kiwi in Now it looked

632
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 5: like a wild animal had been in my bed.

633
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: Hey, look, we gotta remember that time she put that party?

634
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: Had on youstening morning show time for would you rather? Guys?

635
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: Would you rather?

636
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 8: Would you have rather your parents arranged your marriage or

637
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 8: marry your most recent x?

638
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: Oh god? Would you rather your.

639
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 8: Parents arrange your marriage or would you marry your most

640
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:09,959
Speaker 8: recent ex?

641
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: I have to go with a on that one. Yeah, yeah,

642
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 1: you can arrange, man, because obviously my pick was not

643
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 1: the right one to me.

644
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 5: Le's somebody who got more sense than me picked for me. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,

645
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,399
Speaker 5: let's try it that. Let's try that, because there ain't

646
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 5: no way in the world you marry all my exes

647
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 5: is for a reason.

648
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:36,879
Speaker 1: All right?

649
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 8: Would you rather drink all the half empty drink or

650
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 8: smoke all the cigarette butts the day after you had

651
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 8: a big old crazy party.

652
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: I'm not doing now one of them, one of them,

653
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,720
Speaker 1: drink the half empty drinks, or smoke all the cigarette butts?

654
00:35:56,280 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: Pick one? Would you rather? Hello? You were the lasty

655
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 1: Miles has been on them things, and yeah, I'm gone

656
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,399
Speaker 1: them cigarette butts. I'm just going do that. Get it over.

657
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 5: I can't swallow this stuff, all this backwashing, all this. Yeah,

658
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 5: now I'm gonna smoke these cigarettes. I'm gonna like the

659
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 5: wrong here first too, so I can burn off a

660
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 5: little bit of it. Yeah, I'm gonna do these cigarette butts.

661
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Speaker 5: I'm not drinking all them half drinks that ain't gonna have.

662
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: That's smart, stee. I'm gonna go hey a drink. Yeah,

663
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 1: I'm not doing the cigarette butts. They lift was on

664
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 1: them too.

665
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it really break them drinks. And watch with him.

666
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,840
Speaker 5: They've been sitting there all night too. You'll go ahead,

667
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 5: all right, you got to pick one you're putting. You're

668
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 5: putting liquid in your system. You're not sure all the

669
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 5: half drinks? You know how much Dad is done? No,

670
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 5: give me some cigarettes. I think I'm gonna be close.

671
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get a razor blade and cut that tobacco

672
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 5: out this cigarette and and just roll one day, I'm

673
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 5: gonna just put it.

674
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just put a bunch of vacline on my

675
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: lips and go on stocks your vascoline, Laura, Okay, yeah,

676
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 1: at animal vascline. I gotta use it. And you got

677
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: to do I mess care.

678
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 8: Last, would you rather? Would you rather eat ahead of

679
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 8: raw garlic or a raw onion? Rock garlic or raw onion?

680
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 5: Raw onion without a doubt on ahead of garlic? Oh

681
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 5: my god, Oh my god, I date a whole onion

682
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 5: before pledging.

683
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. I'm going with that little piece of garlic.

684
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: I gotta go to the white gart little piece of garlic,

685
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 1: cloth of gold. Are you nuts? Are you.

686
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 4: All right?

687
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: We gotta go stink.

688
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 8: That's today's rounded. Would you rather you're listening hardy Morning show?

689
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 8: Go small with your goals?

690
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: Okay?

691
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 8: People are already thinking about their New year's goals and

692
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 8: this year, it's all about going small. Okay, Seventy five

693
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 8: percent of people make at least one resolution a year,

694
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 8: but a new survey found that respondents would rather kick

695
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 8: off their goals gradually than jump in head first. Almost

696
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 8: half of those surveyed also said they'd rather concentrate on

697
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 8: long term goals, with twenty seven percent saying they wanted

698
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,800
Speaker 8: to focus on short term ones. So, Steve, you're a

699
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 8: motivational speaker. You motivate people all the time. What do

700
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 8: you think should people continue to make big resolutions at

701
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 8: the first of the year or should they go small

702
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 8: with their goals?

703
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,240
Speaker 5: I disagree with that one thousand percent. I don't understand.

704
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:59,240
Speaker 5: There's no winning in small. There's no winning in small.

705
00:38:59,800 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 4: Mean.

706
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 5: Look, what they're trying to say is but everything they're

707
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 5: saying is preparing you for failure. It's assuming that ain't

708
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 5: no need of you thinking big because you ain't gonna

709
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 5: get big. Now that right, there is a negative connotation

710
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 5: to me. You know, remember this, aim for the moon.

711
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 5: In case you miss, you'll still be amongst the stars.

712
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 5: But if you aiming for the fire hydrant and you miss,

713
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 5: you down in the damn dirt. See, that's the problem

714
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 5: with people passing out advice to people. I'm just against

715
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 5: small thinking because it costs you no more to think

716
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 5: big than it does to think small. If you say

717
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:43,919
Speaker 5: Volkswagon and Rose Royce, it don't take no more Energy's

718
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 5: Voltswagon is Rose Royce. Man, y'all, don't let people convince

719
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 5: you to take the small approach, because then all you

720
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 5: can ever get is small results. I'm just not a

721
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 5: proponent of now. What the trying to say is, don't

722
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 5: disappoint yourself.

723
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 1: You go to and you don't get it.

724
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 6: You expectation because it's just so high.

725
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 5: Back to me, I just don't like you manage your expectations.

726
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 5: See if now, look, either you don't be a person

727
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 5: of faith or you ain't.

728
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 8: Give people an advice though on how to think big

729
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 8: and how to not be not to hold themselves back

730
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 8: with that type of thinking.

731
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Speaker 1: If you've never okay, he set that kind of goal

732
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Speaker 1: for yourself.

733
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Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

734
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Speaker 5: Well, here's here's a deal. Here's something I learned, and

735
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 5: I taught this to myself. It is impossible to think

736
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 5: an impossible thought. That's not possible. You think it is

737
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 5: possible to think an impossible thought.

738
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:56,800
Speaker 1: That's not possible.

739
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 5: You think it is impossible to think an impossible thought?

740
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 1: Well, okay, okay, then how did you think it? Though?

741
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 5: If it's impossible, how did you think it? And that's

742
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 5: what you've got to incorporate into your thinking. Man, it

743
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 5: is impossible to think about. Will you tell somebody man,

744
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 5: I had this crazy idea. Man, I don't see how.

745
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 5: I know you don't see how, but I'm telling you

746
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 5: I saw it. And that's how imagination is given to you.

747
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 5: And what we don't realize as people is that our

748
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 5: imagination is given to us by God. God places what

749
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 5: he has for you in your imagination. Albert Einstein once said,

750
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 5: imagination is everything. It's the preview to life's coming attractions.

751
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 5: That's just a fact. So what God does is he

752
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 5: places the life he has for you in your imagination.

753
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 5: The problem we have is we tell our imagination to

754
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 5: the wrong people, because if you want to kill a

755
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 5: big dream, tell it to a small minded person. And

756
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 5: all of us have done that. God has shown us

757
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 5: something incredible in our imagination. We took it to our

758
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 5: friends and loved ones and they shot it down. I

759
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 5: don't see how you gonna do that? Well, I know

760
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 5: you don't see it because God didn't show it to you.

761
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 5: He showed it to me.

762
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna trust on that fact. Right there.

763
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 5: If I thought small's no way I get here today,

764
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 5: all you got to do is start thinking big. Does

765
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 5: a book I recommend to everybody by David Schwartz David Schultz,

766
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 5: The Magic of Thinking Big. Go buy that book. It's

767
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 5: all written off. All self help books have written off

768
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 5: concepts of the Bible. Anyway, A man is as he thinks.

769
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 5: If you think you're small, you're fit to be small.

770
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Speaker 8: I love it all right, Thank you. You are a

771
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 8: motivational speaker. Coming up next, it is the nephew with

772
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 8: today's prank phone call. Any motivation for his nephew and

773
00:42:58,920 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 8: the prank.

774
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Speaker 1: Thanks stupid always Thanks.

775
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 8: Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show. Coming up

776
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 8: at the top of the hour. Right about four minutes after,

777
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 8: it's my strawberry letter for today, the subject get a

778
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 8: load of this, choosing between two toothless men. No explanation needed.

779
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 8: We'll get into that a little later, but right now

780
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 8: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

781
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: What you got for his f comb and brush? Comb?

782
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: And brush. All right, come on care.

783
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read. Listen, yeah, hey, listen.

784
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 4: My name Sean. Uh did you have a al could

785
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 4: have passed away?

786
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 9: Name?

787
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 4: Yep? All right here your uncle right, yeah, that's my uncle.

788
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 4: We were had him about three an months ago.

789
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 5: Right.

790
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 4: What reason why I was calling was I'm the person

791
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 4: that actually cut your uncle hair when he passed away. Okay,

792
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 4: So the reason why I was calling is, uh, the

793
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 4: situation is when I cut his hair. And I know

794
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 4: you don't know the history about me, but my daddy

795
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 4: and my granddaddy was barb us. We all barb us. Okay,

796
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 4: get you come on, bud, get down to the bottom

797
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 4: because you told my uncle man, I'm trying to see

798
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 4: what's going on for risk, okay, And I'm sorry to

799
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 4: call you like this, but what I'm telling you is

800
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 4: that my granddaddy and my daddy, they they had passed

801
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 4: down a brush and a comb to me. Okay, that

802
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 4: is like a tentamental value. Okay, but for the for

803
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 4: the last two three months, I ain't been able to

804
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 4: find the comb in the brush that I used what

805
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 4: I had cut his hair. Okay, So okay, go ahead,

806
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 4: and what I was trying to call and tell you

807
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 4: was that I can't find it. And I'm almost certain.

808
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 4: What I'm trying to tell you what I'm gonna kill?

809
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 4: What I mean kiss? So so so what can I do?

810
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,879
Speaker 4: Tell if you find comb? Brother, father, That's what I'm saying.

811
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 4: When I did miss half and edged it up at

812
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 4: the funeral home, that's the last time I remember halving it. Well,

813
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 4: this was three mons man, right right, it's about three

814
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 4: months ago. What I'm trying to think is I left

815
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 4: the comb and brush and you know what, went to

816
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 4: the funeral home and did his half. And I talked

817
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 4: to the funeral home and they told me that, you know,

818
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 4: if I'm trying to find a coma, bruh, I got

819
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,800
Speaker 4: to get permission. And what color is the coma brush?

820
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 4: What's the color of the comba? Bus?

821
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:38,959
Speaker 5: Black?

822
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 4: That both I'm black. The comb is black and all

823
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 4: he got all kinds of combs that black and cold man. No, no, See,

824
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 4: what I'm saying is the comb and brush is black,

825
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 4: and I know I lost it, but I'm almost certain

826
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 4: about where it is. Okay, So if you certain about

827
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 4: where it is, why you call him? That's the reason

828
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 4: why I'm calling you, because I'm almost certain not left

829
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:04,360
Speaker 4: it with him. You listen with my head or so.

830
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 4: So I called funeral home. They told me I need

831
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 4: to call you in order to get permission to get it. Okay,

832
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 4: you call funeral home, get permission from me that you

833
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,280
Speaker 4: can go get the comb brush from left. The funeral

834
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 4: say well you can go down. Then they say, god, no, no, no. See,

835
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 4: the comban brush ain't with the funeral home. The comb

836
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,919
Speaker 4: and brush is in there with your uncle. The work.

837
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 4: The comb and brush in the cave. Man, I mean

838
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 4: I have of state. You got to say that again.

839
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 4: What I'm trying to say to you is that the

840
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 4: comb and brush is in I'm trying to say, just

841
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 4: say what man, the coman brush is in the casket

842
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 4: with your uncle. It since in that six we see. See.

843
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 4: What I'm trying to say is that the comb and

844
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 4: brush is sentimental value to me. Brother, It couldn't have

845
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 4: been too valued. But if you lost it, what now

846
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 4: what it wants? Got value? You know? My work? So

847
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 4: I just really got caught up in my work. Really,

848
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 4: if you talking about you left it with my uncle

849
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 4: that dead three months ago? Man? What color is he

850
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 4: talking about? On boy all I'm trying to do what

851
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 4: you would see if you don't mind approving for them

852
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 4: to bring the body up so I can get the

853
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 4: comb and brush. You a lost man? What things about

854
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 4: that for a comb? But see what I'm trying to

855
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 4: explain it this sentimental value. I'm trying to get y'all

856
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 4: to bring the body of so I can get my

857
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 4: comb and brush. I ever, because like I say, my

858
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 4: daddy and my granddaddy was borom. This whole thing is sentimental.

859
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 1: Man.

860
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,399
Speaker 4: You talking about my dead uncle man, and you talking

861
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 4: about bringing him up out of the ground for com man.

862
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 4: I just got to start crying around here, and and

863
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 4: I understand what y'all going through as a family and stuff.

864
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 4: See now I'm trying to get my comb and brother, man,

865
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 4: and how you trying to go about doing this. I'll

866
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 4: throw it off on boy, because ain't nobody digging up,

867
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 4: nobody to bring act no no brust mane. Now you'll

868
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 4: got me pissed off now, mane, because you're calling me

869
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 4: talking stupid, mane. You're talking about put on my my

870
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 4: huncle man. That's man. That's got him enough. Man, I

871
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 4: ain't trying to start no talking about calm and brush

872
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 4: man right there. But I understand all that, but this

873
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 4: is a sentimental value, man, sentimental to me. Man, just

874
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 4: something that my little sentimental to me. Okay, go on,

875
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 4: my favorite nuncle. Man. Okay, you're talking about pulling up

876
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Speaker 4: this body. Man, I got full, but hain't man, Man,

877
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Speaker 4: I don't want no if you becausing out the man

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00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 4: that's a man. You sitting you know how you got

879
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Speaker 4: pray mane and we don't get down like this here. Man,

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00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:36,959
Speaker 4: I ain't finn to seen here and argue with you. Look,

881
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 4: I got some tea, I got some I mean, I mean,

882
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 4: will you stay at man? Let me tell you this, man,

883
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 4: I got some people that's here with me right now.

884
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 4: You know, some of my friends, and we got some shovels.

885
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 4: So I can actually go over there and go on

886
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Speaker 4: and get the call now and in the morning, ain't

887
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 4: nobody gonna even know. You ain't gonna gonna get now

888
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Speaker 4: on board, say what you donna get? You don't dig

889
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 4: for going to get a calm? And I got him

890
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 4: self to you talking about go on to Simletes trying

891
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,800
Speaker 4: to dig a mi. Hey man, I'm finna gone on

892
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 4: to tell you just like here going over to a man.

893
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 4: I'm trying to get my cam and brush back. I

894
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 4: ain't trying to have no problems with you, but I

895
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 4: want my call and plus on me. You think you're

896
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 4: talking to man going world, greed, going live, great pay,

897
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Speaker 4: walk on the safe cold they got them about this.

898
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 4: I didn't know it. Ain't nobody that's been even about

899
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 4: your uncle that's lording that just when you ain't even

900
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:33,320
Speaker 4: got lit road to be hollering at me. All nobody

901
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 4: hollering at you.

902
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Speaker 9: Man.

903
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 4: I'm telling you in I got a call and bush

904
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 4: and your uncle jacket, and I want my press what

905
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 4: he did one that you might want dig too? Say

906
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,839
Speaker 4: what from the bush? Then you gonna find right over

907
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 4: in there round? So't you you telling you you trying

908
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 4: to dig a gratful man?

909
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Speaker 11: Do you stay?

910
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 4: I've been trying to get these I here. Stop crying.

911
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 4: This man stop man, I did you with his body?

912
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 4: I wi days. I understand what you're going to do.

913
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: I do if do it.

914
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 4: I told you, I know my cry is here and

915
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 4: I want you to come my nigga or somebody about it.

916
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 4: Man over, call me a brush, I got it. I

917
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 4: just tried to call you like a man, because I

918
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,439
Speaker 4: want to get the call and Brush, and I didn't

919
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 4: want to go when I give you a permission out

920
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 4: if I gotta go without getting your permission, will I

921
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 4: always read you don't know me? Clyde would read your

922
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 4: Clyde would read the man Clyde with me, your bud,

923
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,360
Speaker 4: you'll coll I want to say something else to you.

924
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 4: He ain't real you are? You listen nothing you tell

925
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Speaker 4: me from the Steve harm In Morning Show. You just

926
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Speaker 4: not paint by your boss than man, come out plunked

927
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Speaker 4: by your boy. Everything got a breast of the curse.

928
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 4: I think I needed that cry. Hey man, I gotta

929
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 4: ask you, man, what is the baddest radio show in

930
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Speaker 4: the land? You know, like I know Stephen Harvey Morning?

931
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Speaker 4: Did I get your man? Old oh man? Getting me

932
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:36,879
Speaker 4: at the word man?

933
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: Oh crowd with me? You don't know me? Oh my god?

934
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Speaker 3: That man's.

935
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Speaker 1: Man. That right there is classic? Oh my god, for sure? Brush?

936
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Speaker 1: Uh all right, I can tell you where I'm at.

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938
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941
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942
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945
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Speaker 8: Coming up next Strawberry Letters. Subjects choosing between two toothless men.

946
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Speaker 8: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Steve

947
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:32,320
Speaker 8: Hariday Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And

948
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Speaker 8: if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex.

949
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Speaker 8: letter live on the air, just like we're gonna read

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Speaker 8: this one right here, right now for you, Jay, and

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Speaker 8: you never know this letter could be yours.

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Speaker 1: Bugle up, hold on typ We got it for you.

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Speaker 4: Here.

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Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letters.

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Speaker 6: Thank you you. Subjects choosing between two.

959
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: Two toothless men.

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Speaker 8: Dear Steven Shirley, I'm a forty eight year old, single,

961
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 8: educated and professional woman that has never been married. I

962
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 8: have dated three guys in the last eight years and

963
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 8: decided to give it a rest until recently when I

964
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 8: met a very nice man that works with my aunt.

965
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: We talked a few weeks over the phone before we met.

966
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 8: Then he called me one day and said he'd been

967
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 8: in a bad car accident and his face hit his

968
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 8: steering wheel, so he had to have emergency oral surgery.

969
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 1: And all he could think about was me. I rushed

970
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:38,799
Speaker 1: over to.

971
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 8: See him, and when I got there, he greeted me

972
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 8: with a big, toothless grin.

973
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 6: His two top front teeth and three teeth.

974
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Speaker 8: On the bottom were missing. He is already not that handsome,

975
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 8: but I was willing to overlook that because we had

976
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,839
Speaker 8: a great vibe and a lot in common. We went

977
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 8: out a few more times and I was so embarrassed

978
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 8: by him. Then he said it would be close to

979
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 8: a year before he could get tooth implants because there

980
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 8: was a glitch with his insurance. I was honest with

981
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,319
Speaker 8: him and said it's a big turn off to kiss

982
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 8: a man without teeth. I broke it off with him,

983
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 8: and he still calls to say he misses me. I

984
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Speaker 8: miss him too, but.

985
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Speaker 1: He still does not have his new teeth.

986
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Speaker 8: So I met another great guy, and he is slightly

987
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:30,800
Speaker 8: older than me. On our first date, he took his

988
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Speaker 8: false false teeth or partials out of his mouth and

989
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Speaker 8: put him in a napkin. He says it rubs his gum,

990
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Speaker 8: so he only puts it on special occasions, puts them

991
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 8: in on special occasions. I can't believe that I found

992
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 8: yet another man without teeth. The problem is I really

993
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 8: like him too. It seems like God wants me to

994
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 8: be with a toothless man. So should I choose a

995
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 8: guy that might get new teeth one day or keep

996
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:02,280
Speaker 8: dating a man that takes his tee out whenever he wants?

997
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 8: Please help? Okay, first of all, why you bring God

998
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:09,439
Speaker 8: into this? God wants me to be with a toothless man.

999
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Speaker 8: You are forty eight years old, you're single, educated and professional.

1000
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 8: Nowhere in that description does it say you are desperate,

1001
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 8: and that's what you would have to be. You would

1002
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 8: have to be desperate to continue dating these two guys.

1003
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:29,320
Speaker 1: This would be what we call settling. Okay, And you

1004
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: don't have to settle. You do not have to do that.

1005
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 1: Neither of these.

1006
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:36,839
Speaker 8: Guys should even be trying to date right now until

1007
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Speaker 8: they get their grill.

1008
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 1: Six.

1009
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 8: If his teeth are rubbing against his gums, he probably

1010
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 8: needs to go back and get them shaved. Down or something.

1011
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 8: Trust me, they would not date you if you didn't

1012
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,839
Speaker 8: have teeth in your mouth. Okay, if some of your

1013
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 8: teeth were missing, they wouldn't even look at you. Come on,

1014
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 8: these magletooth guys are not your only hope and they're

1015
00:55:58,719 --> 00:55:59,719
Speaker 8: not the last.

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Speaker 1: Man on earth. So just keep doing you.

1017
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Speaker 8: And that just means please do not settle. You can

1018
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 8: do better and expand your horizons a little bit.

1019
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,280
Speaker 1: Go on dating sites. Ask your friends.

1020
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 8: I know it's been a while, but you got to

1021
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 8: get more into it. Ask your friends to hook you up,

1022
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:16,399
Speaker 8: friends of friends.

1023
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:16,799
Speaker 1: To hook you up.

1024
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:20,280
Speaker 8: Let people know you're interested and you're single and ready

1025
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,919
Speaker 8: to mingle. Or if Tommy would say ready to love?

1026
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:28,320
Speaker 1: Okay, Steve, Yeah, thanks, Shirley, great answer.

1027
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,760
Speaker 5: Mine ain't got a damn thing to do with nothing,

1028
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 5: Shirley said, I've been to tell you what truth is

1029
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 5: in this letter right here, all these feelings and all

1030
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:40,920
Speaker 5: this here. Let's just read this damn letter the way

1031
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 5: it's supposed to be read and diagnosed.

1032
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 1: Sharley is actually trying to help you. I ain't.

1033
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 5: Yes, let's be clear, No, I'm not. I'm finn to

1034
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:55,359
Speaker 5: tell some people about they self. Now you forty eight

1035
00:56:55,960 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 5: years old, single, educated professional woman, nine so educated though

1036
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 5: nine so much. You might be book smart, but woo

1037
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:15,439
Speaker 5: you falling for the okay dope? I have dated three

1038
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 5: guys in the last eight years and decided to give

1039
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 5: it a rest and to recently when I met a

1040
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 5: very nice man. Listen to this, that works with my

1041
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 5: aunt right there? What when have you ever met anybody

1042
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 5: that was attractive that was.

1043
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: Friends with your damn aunt. Oh, my aunt's friends as

1044
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: ugly ass people.

1045
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 5: My damn aunt agnus eight got a cute friend. Hell,

1046
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 5: she ain't cute. No, it's no way you can possibly

1047
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 5: expect to meet an attractive.

1048
00:57:54,920 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 1: Man that worked with your damn aunt, sag right there.

1049
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 5: Nobody has ever met an attracted person through the damn on.

1050
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 1: We talked a.

1051
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 5: Few times over the phone before we met, you know why,

1052
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 5: because he already knew I can't let you see me live.

1053
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 5: We gonna keep this over the phone till I get

1054
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 5: you hooked. Then he called me one day and said

1055
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 5: he been in a bad car accident and his face

1056
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 5: hit the standwheel, so he didn't have emergency all surgery,

1057
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 5: and all he could think about was me.

1058
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 1: I rushed over to see him, what boy, he just

1059
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 1: had just had a damn accident. Oh how convenient? This

1060
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 1: is stupid?

1061
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 5: This raggedy mouth, asked, man been looking like this for years.

1062
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 5: That's why he kept you on that phone for two weeks.

1063
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 5: Your aunt ain't mentioned the damn accident, all right? Hold,

1064
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 5: and aunt didn't tell you nothing about his mouth either.

1065
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 5: I got more when I come back.

1066
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 8: All right, we'll have part two of Sea's response coming

1067
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 8: up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Subject of

1068
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 8: today's strawberry letter, choosing between two toothless men.

1069
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 6: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening

1070
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 6: hardy Morning show.

1071
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 8: All right, Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.

1072
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 8: The subject choosing between two toothless men.

1073
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 5: Forty eight year old lady single, say she educated in

1074
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:43,920
Speaker 5: professional might be educated book wise, but very easily can

1075
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 5: be okie dope. Here comes the okie dope. Met a

1076
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 5: very nice man that worked with my aunt once again,

1077
00:59:55,520 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 5: Who has your aunt help bought to your damn house

1078
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 5: that was attractive? Ever ever in the history of our families,

1079
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 5: name your aunt that has dated, married, or been friends

1080
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 5: with an attractive man? Uncle, herbiet uncle, class uncle, Heathrow,

1081
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 5: Uncle Lester. I'm just going down the names.

1082
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:35,960
Speaker 1: I hold this. I'm just going down the names it

1083
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 1: I'm attracted. No, all right.

1084
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:42,439
Speaker 5: We talked a few weeks over the phone before we met.

1085
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,440
Speaker 5: Got to get you over the phone. Okay, just let

1086
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 5: you meet me right off. Then he called me one

1087
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 5: day and said he'd been in a bad co accident.

1088
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 5: See this, he'd have told this before. He done set

1089
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 5: this up before, because you liking me over this phone.

1090
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 5: Now we fit to meet. Hey, I've just been in

1091
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 5: a bad accident. His face hit the steering wheel where

1092
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 5: his airbag at most cars over the last twenty years

1093
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 5: that had air bags where his air bags at. How

1094
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 5: his mouth hitt and staying with teared out his whole

1095
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 5: damn mouth, Lady laid in. He had to have emergency

1096
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 5: or surgery, and all he could think about was me.

1097
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 5: I rushed over to see him, and when I got there,

1098
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:32,720
Speaker 5: he greeted me with a big, toothless grin. He ain't

1099
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 5: see no blood on his digit, He didn't have gall

1100
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 5: stuck up in that diddy now, just a toothless grin smiling.

1101
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,920
Speaker 1: Did his gums look like they had just been injured?

1102
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 6: Gnaw?

1103
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:46,560
Speaker 5: They were smooth and wet because they've been there for

1104
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 5: a while. His two front teeth and three of his

1105
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 5: bottom teeth was missing, and he is already not that handsome,

1106
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 5: good lord of bity. Now we got an ugly ass

1107
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 5: man with a wag of ass mouth. I beat damn

1108
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:05,080
Speaker 5: Your educated ass is falling for the okido. And you

1109
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,720
Speaker 5: know what makes him money attractive because it ain't got

1110
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:12,160
Speaker 5: no damn teeth. They're talking about a damn card accident.

1111
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,919
Speaker 5: His mouth been like that for a while. Y'all ain't

1112
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 5: said nothing to you. She probably don't even know you

1113
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:22,240
Speaker 5: talking to the man. She'd have told you. And he's

1114
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 5: already not that handsome now he ugly. Now he ain't

1115
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:30,080
Speaker 5: got a nice smile. He ugged me then when he talked.

1116
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 5: It's worse when he smiled. It's worse when he eat,

1117
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 5: just spitting food all over the table. You're hard to

1118
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 5: keep food in your mouth. You ain't got teeth. I

1119
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 5: have talked to people ain't got teeth. Before I get it,

1120
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 5: I walk away from him, cause you're not gonna be

1121
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 5: spitting on me the whole dog on time. Teeth, Keep

1122
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:49,640
Speaker 5: food and moisture in your mouth, along with your lips.

1123
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 5: When you just got your lips, A lot of stuff

1124
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:56,240
Speaker 5: get out. Then you got to say words like tonight,

1125
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 5: How you say tonight without no damn teeth?

1126
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:04,440
Speaker 1: To night? Now here comes some more damn spit. I

1127
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:07,000
Speaker 1: was willing to overlook that, because we had a great

1128
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 1: vibe and a lot in common. That was in compensation.

1129
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:10,959
Speaker 4: Girl.

1130
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:14,040
Speaker 5: We went out a few more times, and I was

1131
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 5: so embarrassed by him. Then he said, now he go

1132
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 5: to other part. It'll be close to a year before

1133
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 5: he could get his tooth in players, because there was

1134
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,840
Speaker 5: a glitch in his insurance, a glitch.

1135
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:27,200
Speaker 1: In the insurance.

1136
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:28,120
Speaker 4: A year.

1137
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 1: He sitting there, the ragged ass mouth for a year.

1138
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:38,920
Speaker 5: I'll sell my cop I'll sell my house, I'll sell

1139
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 5: my damn clothes. I'm gonna get me some damn teeth.

1140
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,040
Speaker 5: What I'm not fitna do is be walking around. And

1141
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 5: you already said the man ugly she said. And now

1142
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 5: he got a ragged ass mouth, and he willing to

1143
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 5: wait a year. Man, I'm taking out a loan. I'm

1144
01:03:56,560 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 5: going down there. Ever smile or or at your bright

1145
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 5: or smile bright or happy teeth all doctor, heavenly smile.

1146
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 5: Now I'm going there corrective dentist. I'm going down to

1147
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 5: the VA office. Somebody gonna give me some damn teeth.

1148
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go down.

1149
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:18,960
Speaker 1: There to the morgue. I'm gonna go somewhere somebody got

1150
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 1: some teeth day.

1151
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 4: Not for no year, not for no year.

1152
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:25,480
Speaker 1: I can't be no year without no damn plumbing.

1153
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:29,600
Speaker 5: I was honest with him, and then uh, I told him,

1154
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 5: uh that it's a turn off to kiss a man

1155
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 5: with our teeth.

1156
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,560
Speaker 1: Hell no, because it's all up in there. Now.

1157
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:40,360
Speaker 5: Your tongue just loose. It's just loose. You have to roof,

1158
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:42,600
Speaker 5: you had to bottom, you're in the tongue. It's just

1159
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:46,080
Speaker 5: just like sticking your tongue in a log. That ain't

1160
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:48,880
Speaker 5: a kiss. You kissing a log, just a big hollow

1161
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 5: ass log.

1162
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:51,160
Speaker 1: Yes.

1163
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 5: Now, I broke it off with him, and he still

1164
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:57,720
Speaker 5: calls to say he misses me. I miss him too,

1165
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 5: but he still don't have his teeth. So I met

1166
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:03,360
Speaker 5: another guy, and it's slightly older than me. Oh lord,

1167
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:07,040
Speaker 5: you already for the slightly old to me old as hell.

1168
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:11,640
Speaker 5: On our first date, he took his false teeth or

1169
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:14,880
Speaker 5: partials out of his mouth, put it in napkin. He said,

1170
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:17,320
Speaker 5: he rubbed his gums. He only puts it in on

1171
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:20,880
Speaker 5: special occasion. So now right here, you ain't a special occasion.

1172
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:23,920
Speaker 5: Now you got another poe ass man that boked the

1173
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:27,080
Speaker 5: wrong damn teeth. He might get some new teeth in

1174
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:29,480
Speaker 5: a year and then he can't just take your teeth.

1175
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,920
Speaker 1: Man, get out of here, all right?

1176
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,480
Speaker 4: Thank you forget it.

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01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:36,640
Speaker 8: Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Barve

1178
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:39,320
Speaker 8: FM on Instagram and Facebook, and check out the Strawberry

1179
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:40,880
Speaker 8: Letter podcast on demand.

1180
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:46,440
Speaker 6: You're listening hard morning show. You said you wanted to.

1181
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:48,680
Speaker 1: Ask me, asked a question. I'm gonna go around the room.

1182
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 5: This is not about your favorite or none of that.

1183
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:58,400
Speaker 5: What fast food restaurant? This is not your favorite? Do

1184
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 5: you think you spent the most money?

1185
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 8: Acts surely, Oh, it's gotta be. It's gotta be McDonald's

1186
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:07,360
Speaker 8: hands down.

1187
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:13,880
Speaker 1: Carler, Those Fried, Chick fil A, Julia McDonald's, for sure. Tommy.

1188
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:23,439
Speaker 9: Mine is Popeye, Yeah yeah, Popeyes dad, Yes, sir, Old

1189
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 9: Most Sunday.

1190
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:29,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, how about you dogs?

1191
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:30,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1192
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:34,640
Speaker 5: Well yeah, I to spend the most money, hands down,

1193
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 5: Damn Wendy's.

1194
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll just spend more money in Wendy's.

1195
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,919
Speaker 6: What about what about Jay? You didn't ask Jack.

1196
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:47,400
Speaker 11: I think I have Bill jo Rosco's chicken and waffles.

1197
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:54,760
Speaker 5: Food that's not restaurant. It's not fast food, Jay, I said,

1198
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:55,479
Speaker 5: fast food.

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01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:57,800
Speaker 11: Well, then it would have to be McDonald's. Then I

1200
01:06:57,880 --> 01:06:59,160
Speaker 11: built another McDonald's.

1201
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:03,080
Speaker 1: You're built one.

1202
01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:10,320
Speaker 5: It could be a tie, boy, boy, boy, it could

1203
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:13,440
Speaker 5: be a tie with me, between Windy's and McDonald's.

1204
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:16,880
Speaker 1: Now McDonald's. Yeah, I did a lot of burger king too.

1205
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:17,120
Speaker 7: Now.

1206
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:22,400
Speaker 9: Oh, I ain't gonna lie to that double cheese burger

1207
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:23,600
Speaker 9: at McDonald's.

1208
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:29,360
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, get your life with them. I'm sorry the

1209
01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:35,440
Speaker 11: double cheese Burgermy.

1210
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:36,080
Speaker 6: That took me to high school.

1211
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:39,600
Speaker 1: Tommy, double cheese. I had a big mc you.

1212
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:42,040
Speaker 5: Right on st with that one boy, that double fish,

1213
01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:44,240
Speaker 5: that double fish, boy had a double.

1214
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:46,200
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. You got the special order,

1215
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:47,200
Speaker 1: you got to pull over.

1216
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 9: To wait for the Okay, when them twiny nuggets came out, though,

1217
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:59,000
Speaker 9: when McDonald's came out with them chicken nuggets, that was yeah,

1218
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,840
Speaker 9: with that sound cream different sauce, a sweet and sour

1219
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:02,520
Speaker 9: with different sauce.

1220
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:06,560
Speaker 1: What but have you have you guys ever? Have you

1221
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:09,120
Speaker 1: ever don't sleep on the rib while you're talking. I

1222
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:15,000
Speaker 1: mean what you have you gone to? Yeah? I don't

1223
01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 1: do limited time.

1224
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:19,679
Speaker 8: But Steve, have you gone to like one fast food

1225
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:21,840
Speaker 8: place to get there to get like the burger and

1226
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:23,760
Speaker 8: then drove by McDonald's to.

1227
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:26,519
Speaker 1: Get the fries to go with the burger? So you

1228
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:31,559
Speaker 1: made two different stops, the two different I have never done.

1229
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:32,120
Speaker 1: I've done that.

1230
01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:34,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, McDonald's.

1231
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:40,080
Speaker 5: Let me explain something to you. Gotta eat them while yeah, hot,

1232
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:43,519
Speaker 5: not what they are anymore, right.

1233
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:45,960
Speaker 1: That's what you have to disagree to you. There's some

1234
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,639
Speaker 1: stuff you can smoke. They're really good.

1235
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:49,960
Speaker 8: All right, We'll be back with more of the Steve

1236
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,519
Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show right after the vision.

1237
01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:56,080
Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

1238
01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:01,240
Speaker 8: All right, guys, and it's time for comment eat roulette please,

1239
01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:02,600
Speaker 8: Jay set this one up for it.

1240
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:06,320
Speaker 11: And it's so important to explain this because we get

1241
01:09:06,479 --> 01:09:11,120
Speaker 11: new listeners every day and we're doing a different segment

1242
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:14,680
Speaker 11: that people are not aware of. So that's why I

1243
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:21,000
Speaker 11: take the time to explain comedy rut. And it's very simple.

1244
01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:25,000
Speaker 11: You take four subjects and you put them on a wheel,

1245
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:28,840
Speaker 11: and you take them on the wheel, you spun the

1246
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:34,800
Speaker 11: wheel and which stop we can do the damn thing,

1247
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:36,760
Speaker 11: because we'se Comedians were good.

1248
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:41,680
Speaker 1: Alright, here we go.

1249
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:46,200
Speaker 6: These are the subjects for today. Things you can do

1250
01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:47,880
Speaker 6: to get people to leave your house.

1251
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:53,680
Speaker 10: Things you say to people who've over decorated for the holiday,

1252
01:09:57,840 --> 01:10:02,600
Speaker 10: you say to people who have under decorated for the holidays.

1253
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:05,840
Speaker 8: And here's the last one. Things you say when you

1254
01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:10,559
Speaker 8: didn't get what you wanted for Christmas. Okay, yeah, yeah,

1255
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:12,720
Speaker 8: you gotta anticipate.

1256
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:14,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go, let's spind the wheel.

1257
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:21,320
Speaker 11: Come on over decoration.

1258
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:23,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh.

1259
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:26,720
Speaker 8: Oh, I thought it was gonna stop on overdecorating, but

1260
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:28,200
Speaker 8: now it stop done.

1261
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:31,120
Speaker 6: Things you say when you didn't get what you wanted

1262
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:32,479
Speaker 6: for Chris the same.

1263
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:36,080
Speaker 1: As to use bad acting theater. No, no, no, no, no,

1264
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:36,920
Speaker 1: not at all.

1265
01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:37,200
Speaker 4: No.

1266
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:39,760
Speaker 1: I don't even know how you got that out of that.

1267
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:43,160
Speaker 1: All right.

1268
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:46,040
Speaker 11: These are things you say when you didn't get what

1269
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:47,360
Speaker 11: you want for Christians.

1270
01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:48,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go.

1271
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:50,720
Speaker 11: These are things you say you didn't get what you say,

1272
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:54,840
Speaker 11: come on you, oh this is nice? And this one

1273
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:55,400
Speaker 11: lights up?

1274
01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:56,200
Speaker 8: What is it.

1275
01:10:58,600 --> 01:10:59,480
Speaker 1: With that attitude?

1276
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:02,680
Speaker 6: That's how you say, that's what you say, and.

1277
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:06,720
Speaker 9: How you said, yeah, I'll tell you what this is

1278
01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:08,760
Speaker 9: something I actually said as a kid, but I didn't

1279
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:11,000
Speaker 9: get what I wanted for Christmas?

1280
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:13,120
Speaker 1: And uh, they were standing there, my parents, But I

1281
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,320
Speaker 1: was about ten. I said, sugar ice tea.

1282
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:18,759
Speaker 6: You said the actual words.

1283
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:21,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know when you open that box up and

1284
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:27,880
Speaker 1: what you're supposed to get sugar l Oh, thank you.

1285
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:30,760
Speaker 1: I'll uh. I put this in the drawer with that

1286
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:37,519
Speaker 1: ragged ass tie you about last. I'm grateful what you

1287
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:38,840
Speaker 1: want like that time?

1288
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:40,320
Speaker 4: This one?

1289
01:11:40,479 --> 01:11:42,880
Speaker 1: Just what you say at worked. I knew what he

1290
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:45,320
Speaker 1: pulled my name. It wasn't gonna be worth for damn

1291
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:52,439
Speaker 1: I get exchange. I knew what poor I said.

1292
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:56,680
Speaker 4: You didn't get?

1293
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:57,360
Speaker 2: You want?

1294
01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:04,519
Speaker 1: Yeah a pounds? Okay, huh, thanks a lot. It's a

1295
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:11,519
Speaker 1: diabetic things you say when you don't get what you

1296
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:18,800
Speaker 1: want for Christmas? What happened? Check shot again? Check show again?

1297
01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:19,120
Speaker 4: Huh?

1298
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:20,360
Speaker 8: Come on?

1299
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:21,040
Speaker 10: What?

1300
01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:21,479
Speaker 1: Why?

1301
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:21,800
Speaker 4: Why?

1302
01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:23,120
Speaker 1: Why in the hell?

1303
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:23,560
Speaker 4: What?

1304
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:25,560
Speaker 1: I want? A tool kit? I don't work on that.

1305
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:32,040
Speaker 1: Come on, man, really, I'm gonna work on guys at

1306
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:41,919
Speaker 1: the count. Black people don't eat fruitcake? Walking standing up there? Fruitcake?

1307
01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:45,439
Speaker 1: What is some damn green things in there?

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Speaker 4: What is that?

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Speaker 1: Cherrish? Ex me on snowshovel. I live in l A

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Speaker 1: thanks things people say what they don't get what they

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Speaker 1: want for Christmas. I already know the story of Jesus.

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Speaker 1: I already know it. Come on, who eats this basket

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Speaker 1: of cheese? Who eats that? This is all right, Steve,

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Speaker 1: come on, close it out. That's why we're getting a divorce.

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Speaker 1: Crock pie. This, damn crock pot. This is the last

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Speaker 1: thing somebody won't know. Damn crock pot. That was me

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01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:45,760
Speaker 1: who said that one. Sorry you're listening.

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Speaker 6: Morning show.

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Speaker 1: All right, So here's a question for you.

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Speaker 6: Did you follow your childhood dreams?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 6: According to a new survey by Zetti, that's the I

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Speaker 6: t y, Probably not.

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Speaker 8: This survey found that more than two thirds of those

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Speaker 8: who had a dream job picked out as a kid

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Speaker 8: didn't end up making that dream come true. For male respondents,

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Speaker 8: becoming a professional athlete top the list at seventeen percent,

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Speaker 8: while twenty two percent of women wanted to become teachers.

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Speaker 8: The age in which reality started to sink in for

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Speaker 8: Americans was fifteen years old when they got their first jobs.

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Speaker 8: The top childhood dream jobs of Americans include doctor, teacher, veterinarian, musician,

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Speaker 8: movie star, professional athlete, artist, etc. So did you follow

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Speaker 8: your dream job since your childhood or what that's the question.

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Speaker 5: I think what happens to the boy who wants to

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01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:48,080
Speaker 5: be a professional athlete around fifteen? It starts losing grip.

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Speaker 5: It ain't cause he've got a job. It's because he

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Speaker 5: went out there and played with some people that's fitting

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01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:57,840
Speaker 5: the b pros. I found out real fast my ass

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Speaker 5: ain't going because the dude just blew by me like

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Speaker 5: I was standing steel and I was running as fast

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Speaker 5: as I could.

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Speaker 1: That boy going to the pros. You ain't have to

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01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:19,559
Speaker 1: have fifteen, that's true, all right? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I played in the Summer League with the Cleveland Cavaliers

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Speaker 5: one time. That's when I knew.

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Speaker 6: Three minutes after the hour, we'll play another round of

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01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:30,680
Speaker 6: would you rather?

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Speaker 1: Right after this? You're listening hard morning show time for

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01:15:36,439 --> 01:15:37,080
Speaker 1: would you rather?

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Speaker 11: Guys?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather?

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Speaker 8: Would you have rather your parents arranged your marriage or

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01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:44,040
Speaker 8: marry your most recent ex?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 8: God, would you rather your parents arrange your marriage? Or

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01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:52,840
Speaker 8: would you marry your most recent ex?

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Speaker 1: I have to go with a or nothing one.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, marriage you can arrange, man, because obviously my pick

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Speaker 5: was not the right one.

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Speaker 4: To me.

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Speaker 1: Let's somebody who got more sense than me picked for me?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's try that. Let's try that, because

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Speaker 5: there ain't no way in the world you all my

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Speaker 5: exes is for a reason.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 8: Would you rather drink all the half empty drink or

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Speaker 8: smoke all the cigarette butts the day after you had

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Speaker 8: a big old crazy party.

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing now one of them one?

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Speaker 8: Now, one of them, drink the half empty drink, smoke

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Speaker 8: all the cigarette butts?

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Speaker 1: Pick one? Would you rather? Hello, you were come on?

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01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:48,200
Speaker 1: The last miles has been on them things, and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go the cigarette butts. I'm just go and do that.

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Speaker 1: Get it over. I swallow this stuff, all this backwashing,

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Speaker 1: all this. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Now I'm gonna smoke these cigarettes. I'm gonna like the

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Speaker 5: wrong here heirs too, so I can burn off a

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Speaker 5: little bit of it. Yeah, I'm gonna do these cigarette

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Speaker 5: but I'm not drinking all them half drinks.

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Speaker 1: That ain't gonna happen. That's smart, Steve. I'm gonna go drinks. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing a cigarette. But they lift was on

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Speaker 1: them too.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it really is. Y'all rik them drinks and

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Speaker 5: watch with him. They've been sitting there all night too.

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Speaker 1: You'll go ahead all right, Tommy, you gotta pick one.

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Speaker 5: You're putting. You're putting liquid in your system. You're not

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01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:40,560
Speaker 5: sure all the half drinks? You know how much daddy is.

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Speaker 5: Don no give me the cigarettes. I think I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: be closed. I'm gonna get a razor blade and cut

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Speaker 5: that tobacco out this cigarette and just roll one day.

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Speaker 1: Now, I'm gonna just put I'm just put a bunch

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Speaker 1: of vassiline on my lips and gone stocks yourne lord.

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Speaker 1: Okay that spot here, yeah, animal vasselin I gotta use

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Speaker 1: and you've got to do. I mess care.

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Speaker 8: Last, would you rather? Would you rather eat ahead of

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01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:16,599
Speaker 8: rock garlic or a raw onion? Rock garlic or raw onion?

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Speaker 1: Onion?

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Speaker 5: Not without a doubt onion ahead of garlic. Oh my god,

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01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:26,280
Speaker 5: Oh my god. I date a whole onion before plage.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna get I'm going with that little piece of garlic.

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Speaker 1: I gotta go to watch little piece of garlic. Clove

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Speaker 1: of garlic? Are you nuts? Are you.

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Speaker 4: All right?

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01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:46,000
Speaker 1: We gotta again gonna stink. That's today's rounded. Would you

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Speaker 1: rather come?

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Speaker 8: Forty nine minutes after the closing remarks from the one

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Speaker 8: and Only Steve Harvey Break the day after you're.

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Speaker 6: Listening Hardy Morning Show.

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Speaker 8: All right, guys, this is time for us to close

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Speaker 8: things out. It's our last break of the day. And

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Speaker 8: before we get out of here, Steve, I know you

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Speaker 8: have some closing remarks for us.

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Speaker 6: Surely enlighten us.

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Speaker 1: I'd like for you to read that little story you

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01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:15,400
Speaker 1: read earlier today. All right, it says, go small with

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Speaker 1: your goals.

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Speaker 8: The holidays have only just started, but people are already

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Speaker 8: thinking about.

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Speaker 6: Their New year's goals. And this year it's all about

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01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:24,479
Speaker 6: going small.

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Speaker 8: Seventy five percent of people make at least one resolution

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01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:31,519
Speaker 8: a year, but a new survey found that respondents would

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01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:35,040
Speaker 8: rather kick off their goals gradually than just jump into

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Speaker 8: them head first, and almost half of those surveyed also

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Speaker 8: said that they'd rather concentrate on long term goals, with

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Speaker 8: twenty seven percent saying they wanted to focus on short

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Speaker 8: term ones. So earlier in the show, Steve I asked you,

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Speaker 8: since you're a motivational speaker, do you agree with that?

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Speaker 1: What do you think? And I said one hundred percent.

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Speaker 4: I do not.

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Speaker 1: Listen to me.

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Speaker 5: Folks, Stop listening to people who are not where you're

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01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:09,280
Speaker 5: trying to go Stop listening to people who are not

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01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:13,880
Speaker 5: supportive of your visions, of your dreams.

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Speaker 1: Of your goals.

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Speaker 5: If you meet a person that's constantly trying to short

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Speaker 5: side what you're telling them, and when it comes to

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01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:26,320
Speaker 5: your ambitions and your dreams, you are talking to the

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01:20:26,439 --> 01:20:31,200
Speaker 5: wrong person. You have got to surround yourself with like

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01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:35,040
Speaker 5: minded people. It is a horrible thing when I hear

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Speaker 5: statistics like these telling people to think small, have smaller goals.

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Speaker 1: That makes no sense at all. It don't make no sense.

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Speaker 5: First of all, just as a person of faith, just

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01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:52,120
Speaker 5: as a person of faith as many of you are.

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Speaker 5: Why would you short God? Why would you think that

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Speaker 5: God has some form of limitation. You either believe that

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01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:05,679
Speaker 5: God can do anything but fail or you don't. But man,

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01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:09,160
Speaker 5: don't head your own bet. Why would you do that?

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01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:10,160
Speaker 4: You know?

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01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:13,240
Speaker 5: The saying is aim for the moon. In case you miss,

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01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:17,120
Speaker 5: you'll still be amongst the stars. That's why you aim.

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Speaker 5: How you don't set that weight gold in the new year.

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01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:24,439
Speaker 5: I'm gonna lose twenty pounds, I'm gonna lose fifteen, I'm

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01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:27,560
Speaker 5: gonna use thirty pounds. Well, set that number. That's the

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Speaker 5: only way to achieve it. The Bible says a man

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Speaker 5: is as he thinketh. If you think small, guess what

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01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:38,599
Speaker 5: you gonna be small? You cannot be big thinking small.

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01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:43,160
Speaker 5: I'm sorry that to think. If you let anybody tell

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Speaker 5: you to think small, they're doing you a disservice. Folks,

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Speaker 5: They're doing you a serious disservice. And it's amazing, man,

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Speaker 5: how many people get away with this and then they come.

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Speaker 1: Up with statistics.

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Speaker 5: Seventy five percent of the people say they gonna lord

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Speaker 5: their expectations, half of them don't ever accomplish their expectations,

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Speaker 5: and twenty per seven percent say they want to start

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Speaker 5: off with short term goals. Okay, do you know what

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Speaker 5: I've always wanted to be in my life. I wanted

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Speaker 5: to be in the five percent of club because those

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Speaker 5: were the people who seem to be doing the most

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Speaker 5: to me. And I'm not talking in terms of just money.

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Speaker 5: I'm talking about in terms of using your mental capacity

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Speaker 5: to its highest level. Okay, let me share a statistic

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Speaker 5: with you that I learned a long time ago. Five

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Speaker 5: percent of the people make ninety five percent of the

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Speaker 5: money in this world.

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Speaker 1: This is just a stat I learned. You may find

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Speaker 1: something that says something else.

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Speaker 5: I don't care. I'm just telling you what I learned.

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Speaker 5: It was somebody bought it up one day and I

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Speaker 5: just kind of memorized it. Five percent of the people

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Speaker 5: in this world make ninety five percent of the money.

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Speaker 5: Then I learned another statistic that the average person when

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Speaker 5: he dies, only use is five percent of their total

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Speaker 5: mental capacity, and they die with ninety five percent of

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Speaker 5: their mental capacity never ever being tapped into it.

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Speaker 1: So I got to thinking one day.

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Speaker 5: I said, if five percent of the people in this

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Speaker 5: world make ninety five percent of the money, and ninety

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Speaker 5: five percent of the people in this world die only

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01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:31,240
Speaker 5: using five percent of their brain power, then I went.

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Speaker 1: To start thinking.

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01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:33,840
Speaker 5: I said, well, man, I need to start using more

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01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:35,479
Speaker 5: on my brain power so I could get in the

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01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:37,640
Speaker 5: upper percentage. But if you don't make it to the

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Speaker 5: five percent, let's just make Let's say you make it

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Speaker 5: to the twenty percent.

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Speaker 1: Why not aim for the five because if you miss,

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Speaker 1: you could still be in the top twenty. See to

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Speaker 1: think small, it serves you no purpose.

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Speaker 5: It just doesn't folks, And be careful listening to people

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01:23:55,120 --> 01:23:58,479
Speaker 5: who prescribe to that type of thinking, because it's not

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01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:01,240
Speaker 5: gonna get you where you want. To be because you

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01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:05,320
Speaker 5: gotta aim big. You gotta think big, you gotta aim strong,

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01:24:05,439 --> 01:24:08,840
Speaker 5: you gotta aim tall, because there's gonna be some challenges

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01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:11,720
Speaker 5: alone the way. There's gonna be some setbacks along the

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01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:14,400
Speaker 5: way and on this journey, man, as you get hit

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01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:17,880
Speaker 5: with this thing called life, you got to have aimed

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01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:20,920
Speaker 5: in a way so when you get knocked down, you

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01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:25,320
Speaker 5: ain't all the way down. Get back up and get

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01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:28,960
Speaker 5: yourself back together and get on track. And please, man,

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01:24:29,479 --> 01:24:31,920
Speaker 5: stop listening to people. I wish I knew who wrote this,

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01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:36,160
Speaker 5: because I can tell you one thing. I bet the

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01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:39,360
Speaker 5: person that wrote this thing that Shirley read today is

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01:24:39,479 --> 01:24:41,800
Speaker 5: not who you want to be. I promise you it's not.

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01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:44,320
Speaker 5: Because he does set up here and got himself a

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01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:47,800
Speaker 5: bunch of statistics together to justify why he is where

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01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:51,080
Speaker 5: he is when I don't want a statistic to prove

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01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:53,360
Speaker 5: to me why I could fail. That's like people always

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01:24:53,400 --> 01:24:55,680
Speaker 5: talking about, man, you gonna just jump out there in

1521
01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:58,479
Speaker 5: the comedy. You need a plan B. No, I don't

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01:24:58,479 --> 01:25:02,120
Speaker 5: need no plan B. Everybody I know catch up something

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01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:05,120
Speaker 5: with you. Everybody, and I know that had a plan B,

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Speaker 5: had to use it. Everybody, everybody I know that filled

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Speaker 5: out a prenup, had to use it, because if you

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Speaker 5: make any preparation for failure, that's exactly what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 5: I ain't never met a couple had a prenup that

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Speaker 5: didn't use it ever. Think about that for a minute.

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Speaker 5: Think about that for a minute. Y'all dream big man,

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Speaker 5: don't little body stop.

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Speaker 1: Y'all have a great day to day. Talk to God.

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Speaker 5: He'd absolutely love to hear from you, and I'm pretty

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Speaker 5: sure he'll tell you to thank Big because God can

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Speaker 5: do anything.

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Speaker 1: Come on, boy.

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