1
00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:05,119
Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

2
00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:18,360
Speaker 1: firms minute morning show. Okay, guys, I have done the math,

3
00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:24,160
Speaker 1: and because we went over, we only have to do

4
00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,480
Speaker 1: a nine minute morning show today. Okay, good, I'll let

5
00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:30,520
Speaker 1: you know that we're there. I just started the timer. Okay.

6
00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,920
Speaker 1: Control if we're going to add up all the time

7
00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,839
Speaker 1: that we've been over the listeners a loss time, well,

8
00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:43,559
Speaker 1: then we're done. Bye. I'm going on the weekly basis,

9
00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,080
Speaker 1: and I know Froggy is very careful at keeping track

10
00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:49,519
Speaker 1: of how much time, and we tabulated and yeah, we

11
00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,120
Speaker 1: went over by six minutes total this week, so I

12
00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,279
Speaker 1: need to reclaim my time. We're reclaiming our time. Can

13
00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:59,280
Speaker 1: I bring something up real quick? No? Is it poopulated plated?

14
00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:02,720
Speaker 1: Is it strawberry syrup related? It's not bodily function related,

15
00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:07,039
Speaker 1: nothing like that. It's actually a something that kind of

16
00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,559
Speaker 1: It was yesterday, okay, So I dropped my car offer

17
00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:12,720
Speaker 1: an inspection. Okay, I had to do a dentist appointment.

18
00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:14,959
Speaker 1: So the guy at the service station let me borrow

19
00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,039
Speaker 1: his car so I could go to my dentist appointment.

20
00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,920
Speaker 1: And as I'm getting it to his car, I see

21
00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,800
Speaker 1: his license plate. It's a vanity plate custom plate and

22
00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:26,880
Speaker 1: it says above the law, and so I think that

23
00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,520
Speaker 1: there are people that have stupid license plates. I did

24
00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,640
Speaker 1: not want to drive his car because I had to

25
00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,399
Speaker 1: go on the parkway, and I like, if a cop

26
00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,839
Speaker 1: got behind me, I would get pulled over just because

27
00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:40,360
Speaker 1: of that there over and take a dump. Well, no,

28
00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,520
Speaker 1: I didn't have well when I got to the dentist,

29
00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:46,679
Speaker 1: I had a bit of a stomach ache. I don't know. So,

30
00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,200
Speaker 1: I mean I see cars with plates and I'm like why,

31
00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:50,840
Speaker 1: Like there was one I remember saying one that said

32
00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:55,520
Speaker 1: can't catch me like people have. I saw one that

33
00:01:55,600 --> 00:02:00,200
Speaker 1: said meep, meep, and I'm like, fuck you, dude, would

34
00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:03,160
Speaker 1: runner fuck you? If I was a cop, I would

35
00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:07,600
Speaker 1: pull that asshole over every single time. If you see

36
00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:10,440
Speaker 1: the one, If you see the one that says above

37
00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:12,240
Speaker 1: the law and you're a police officer, are you not

38
00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:15,720
Speaker 1: going to be like, oh yeah, at least what do

39
00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,200
Speaker 1: you mean. I didn't see a crazy license plate, but

40
00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,160
Speaker 1: I saw a crazy license plate frame and the frame

41
00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:29,160
Speaker 1: was brawsers. If you know, why would you advertise you brawsers?

42
00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:33,240
Speaker 1: Are you a p director? How you did a film?

43
00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,160
Speaker 1: Did they give you? I actually kind of find it

44
00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,480
Speaker 1: funny that the d m V would allow somebody to

45
00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,320
Speaker 1: have above the law because they were like the the

46
00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:43,960
Speaker 1: censor police. If you spell it the right way, it

47
00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,120
Speaker 1: can slip through. Just remember I was going to get

48
00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,160
Speaker 1: you the plate that said big cock like that was

49
00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,800
Speaker 1: you looked it up, ALKA. Yeah, if you're a plumber.

50
00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,840
Speaker 1: If if you're a plumber or you do stuff like that,

51
00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:03,040
Speaker 1: you can maybe that's your big call. That's okay. There's

52
00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,600
Speaker 1: a lot there's a lot of things you can slip through.

53
00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:06,520
Speaker 1: Remember seeing a plate in Florida that was going around

54
00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,239
Speaker 1: online for a while. It was it was asked orgy.

55
00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:12,200
Speaker 1: It was a five five the oh from the orange

56
00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,040
Speaker 1: in the middle and then r G y and it

57
00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:17,120
Speaker 1: got by because nobody, you know, they couldn't catch that

58
00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,280
Speaker 1: and they don't think that an orange is oh right.

59
00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,000
Speaker 1: What about the rear view license plates that say something

60
00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,040
Speaker 1: in the back, you know, backwards when when you're looking

61
00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:29,120
Speaker 1: in the mirror. Yeah, there's there's a propane company in

62
00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,480
Speaker 1: my town that you know, drops off propane tanks for

63
00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,480
Speaker 1: grills and whatever. The company's name and his and his

64
00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:41,000
Speaker 1: vanity played his Jack gas gas. I had I saw

65
00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:44,480
Speaker 1: a bumper sticker yesterday and I almost drew into the

66
00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:48,520
Speaker 1: car and then I saw the bumper sticker and it

67
00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,600
Speaker 1: said I have my baby in the car, so if

68
00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,800
Speaker 1: you hit my car, and it was this long thing,

69
00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,200
Speaker 1: you know. It said, if you hit my car with

70
00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,840
Speaker 1: my baby in the car, I will beat you up

71
00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:04,080
Speaker 1: until the cops arrived. I'm like, doesn't thiss coonstitute assault? Right? Also, like,

72
00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,640
Speaker 1: I don't do it stickers just because, like, why do

73
00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,160
Speaker 1: you assume that I was trying to hit your car

74
00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,960
Speaker 1: when I didn't think a baby was in it. I'm

75
00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,920
Speaker 1: going to try and not hit your car, whether there's

76
00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,280
Speaker 1: a kid in it or not. I don't want to

77
00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,240
Speaker 1: have the accident right on. Board stickers just stressed me out.

78
00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,520
Speaker 1: You know, my other favorite bumper sticker on the back

79
00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:24,760
Speaker 1: of a car, my other ride is your mom. Oh,

80
00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:27,240
Speaker 1: and the you know the other ones are dripp me crazy.

81
00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:31,800
Speaker 1: I am the proud parent of an honor student. I'm like, nobod,

82
00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:39,200
Speaker 1: it's very nice that you're an proud parent, but nobody cares. Nobody.

83
00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:44,320
Speaker 1: I said, she shouldn't be jealous of the rest of us.

84
00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,680
Speaker 1: He would never put one of those on his car,

85
00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,880
Speaker 1: but he bought and he never put it on the car.

86
00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,080
Speaker 1: He bought one of the stickers that said my kid

87
00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,160
Speaker 1: beat up your honor student. I was like, Dad, you're

88
00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:58,320
Speaker 1: a Gandhi. What are you doing? Stickers are just so

89
00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:02,280
Speaker 1: stupid stickers on their car more anyway, Yeah, it's even

90
00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,800
Speaker 1: at the radio station. We stopped the sticker patrol like

91
00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:07,000
Speaker 1: five years ago because no one puts stickers in there. Yeah.

92
00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,640
Speaker 1: When I see it, I automatically judge you if you

93
00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,919
Speaker 1: have any sort of bumper sticker, I'm thinking this person

94
00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,440
Speaker 1: is not that bright. Okay, what about the drawings of

95
00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:18,200
Speaker 1: like their whole family. I hate those people stick figures

96
00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:21,599
Speaker 1: stick to your family and then they have like the

97
00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,839
Speaker 1: stick dog. I'm like, I don't need to know this,

98
00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,719
Speaker 1: you know. Actually somebody told me they go, you shouldn't

99
00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,560
Speaker 1: do that because if there's like kidnappers and ship, like,

100
00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,640
Speaker 1: they'll know how many kids you got and go kid

101
00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:33,560
Speaker 1: And I don't write no, that's right. No. When I

102
00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,360
Speaker 1: see the family on the back of the car, and

103
00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,400
Speaker 1: I always like, okay, why are you telling people how

104
00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,720
Speaker 1: many people are? Like, I don't know how. It's just creepy.

105
00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,000
Speaker 1: I like the zombie ones, like the you know, the

106
00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,800
Speaker 1: zombie family or the family with the Disney ears. I

107
00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:54,080
Speaker 1: like that. What about people who put eyelashes on their headlights?

108
00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,159
Speaker 1: I fully encourage it because I think it says a

109
00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,880
Speaker 1: lot about that person. What do you think it says

110
00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,400
Speaker 1: about the type of I want to know if you

111
00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:02,200
Speaker 1: know what, you think the same thing? I think, what

112
00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:07,560
Speaker 1: do you go first? Do you go first? Something I

113
00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:10,800
Speaker 1: just actually means. I don't know, it's just not I

114
00:06:10,839 --> 00:06:13,200
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't think it's a good guys who

115
00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,040
Speaker 1: hang the balls off their truck, Like, what are you doing?

116
00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,840
Speaker 1: Why are we doing that? I'm coming in and out

117
00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:19,919
Speaker 1: of the conversation, and this thing is all over the world.

118
00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:23,160
Speaker 1: It's great about license plates and bubbers. You're now you're

119
00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,679
Speaker 1: talking about balls hanging out of cars. We're talking about

120
00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:29,200
Speaker 1: people personalizing their cars and what it says about. Like

121
00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:32,119
Speaker 1: people who put eyelashes on their headlights are truck nuts?

122
00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:40,720
Speaker 1: Like it is truck truck nuts, the same type of person, Froggy,

123
00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:44,080
Speaker 1: similar but yet different. I think it's the husband and

124
00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,400
Speaker 1: the wife. Like I think the truck nuts guy is

125
00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:49,320
Speaker 1: very like Brett Michael's Rock of Love, and the eyelashes

126
00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,600
Speaker 1: car is like very bedazzled ed hardy lady who was

127
00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:57,600
Speaker 1: trying to win maker suggestions. Brody, you're not loud enough,

128
00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,120
Speaker 1: so no one can hear you. So maybe that's why

129
00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,920
Speaker 1: you're probably speaking but he hears me. But it's not

130
00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,360
Speaker 1: because no one can hear very low. You can't hear

131
00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:08,039
Speaker 1: you my volume. It's scary, No, it's not. Maybe scaries

132
00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:10,520
Speaker 1: do that on purpose. I tell you. It's a blessing, no,

133
00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:15,720
Speaker 1: I think, But that's no control over You said something

134
00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,800
Speaker 1: nice to me earlier today, and you're around the room

135
00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:26,120
Speaker 1: today you're like pin things on me. I don't have

136
00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:30,840
Speaker 1: volume control over anybody any better. Now that may have

137
00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:38,400
Speaker 1: been the guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys. Let's get this fix. Okay, Brodie,

138
00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:41,000
Speaker 1: is there some knob maybe that you can turn? How

139
00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,400
Speaker 1: close are you to the mic? The mike's right here,

140
00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:47,240
Speaker 1: it's here, you can see it. You don't doesn't even

141
00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:50,120
Speaker 1: sound loud when you hit it. There's no volume on

142
00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:55,240
Speaker 1: the mic. There's the games all the way up. Oh yeah,

143
00:07:55,680 --> 00:08:00,360
Speaker 1: we gotta take this to up the microphone. You. I

144
00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:06,200
Speaker 1: was paid for that, the microphone, douche. You have a

145
00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,720
Speaker 1: fight right here. That's the fight. Is that any better?

146
00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:14,120
Speaker 1: You can see your dog? Yeah, this is a great

147
00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:17,000
Speaker 1: warm up for like Thanksgiving dinner. So what I was

148
00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:20,040
Speaker 1: saying was if you can hear me, all, yes we can. Okay,

149
00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,840
Speaker 1: So have you ever seen the cars that have those

150
00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,680
Speaker 1: bumper defenders? Those people who hang the big rubber thing

151
00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:28,480
Speaker 1: on them. But those things are uglier than if the

152
00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:33,240
Speaker 1: car actually got dented, And it's usually on a car

153
00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,800
Speaker 1: that's such a piece of ship that no one wouldn't

154
00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:39,439
Speaker 1: care for. You puts those on expensive cars. They put

155
00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,839
Speaker 1: them on ship boxes. Yeah, we don't have those. Look

156
00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,800
Speaker 1: stupid here in Florida. I see them a lot of

157
00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,240
Speaker 1: New York. So my question is do you drive around

158
00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:47,720
Speaker 1: with that on your car or do you put it

159
00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,960
Speaker 1: on your car when you an? The reason why New

160
00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,000
Speaker 1: York has it is because of all the parallel parking, right,

161
00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,400
Speaker 1: But I thought they put it on their car when

162
00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,120
Speaker 1: they parked. You're saying they just leave it on there

163
00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:00,120
Speaker 1: all But people are lazy hangs out of the tun

164
00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,280
Speaker 1: It looks like ship just it's there all the time.

165
00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,520
Speaker 1: I drive around with chains on my tires all winter long.

166
00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,720
Speaker 1: I drive around with my my bike rack on all

167
00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,000
Speaker 1: the time, and everyone's always, Like I said, I'm going

168
00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:13,560
Speaker 1: to be prepared for that nice day and you'll have

169
00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,360
Speaker 1: to put your bike rack on, but I'll be ready.

170
00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:17,880
Speaker 1: That's what I think you could take it off now, Daniel,

171
00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:24,800
Speaker 1: I think you've got some time. No. Three two one

172
00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:29,400
Speaker 1: we need ten minutes. Podcast is over there you go.

173
00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:36,640
Speaker 1: That was fabulous. Bye the fifteen Minute Morning Show