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Speaker 1: good morning everybody. Y'are listening to the voice come on

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Speaker 1: To y'all, I'm i'm I'm I'm doing all I can.

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Speaker 1: But you know what's crazy in the efforts that I make.

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Speaker 1: So you weren't like it because you want in down around?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this here because every dealer you ain't

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Speaker 1: really understanding what I'm saying to you. I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: it as clear as I can say. If y'all come

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Speaker 1: down here with that dress, I promise you we already

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Speaker 1: got dressing made. We're throwing that dressing in the trash

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Speaker 1: so everybody can get the dressing that we made fun

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Speaker 1: of him, Deloy Blake. That's what we're doing. Please let

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Speaker 1: me splay something into you. I'm gonna be undressing Patroll,

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Speaker 1: and if I find out you then to my mama

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Speaker 1: dressing in the trash, it's gonna be something and we're

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Speaker 1: gonna set that out. I'm not playing with you. That's

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Speaker 1: what's too funny to me. I'm gonna call ain't kill me.

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Speaker 1: We're on coming, ain't you While I'm not to tellers,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling this to boy. But now that they don't,

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Speaker 1: said she you'll stop because when me, I don't even

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Speaker 1: know you'll tell I can't they fail you. The band

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Speaker 1: in the world, the Busy Bengel a love. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know you're w I'm telling you now, I'm telling

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Speaker 1: that playing with you. I'm telling you. Anybody hurt my

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Speaker 1: mama felling, it's gonna be so and then and I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you all, y'all gonna be yeah, fell it down there,

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Speaker 1: but don't tell it y'all out one let me, I say,

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Speaker 1: Can I say something else to you? I wish you would.

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you what else they were saying? They

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Speaker 1: wanted me to tell you this, Glenda, this is nephew.

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Speaker 1: Tell me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your cousin

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Speaker 1: Sheila got me to prank phone call you tell me

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Speaker 1: fine you got you're about to make me? Said, because

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have my brothers. What yea play? Was going

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Speaker 1: to be careful? Last question before I let you go?

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land. Show that is, did I go

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Speaker 1: over the really worried me on this one time? That's

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Speaker 1: what you do, though, Man, I'm going over the lane

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Speaker 1: to night, so I go. Now, Michigan, the nephew was

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Speaker 1: in town, y'all get ready, man, the nephew was here.

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Speaker 1: Mama's boy. You've been hearing us talk about it. I

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Speaker 1: promise you. Everybody is in the building, Robin Giving, Johnny Gil, myself,

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Speaker 1: jackk Harry, Ja Harry putting it down. That that's a

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Speaker 1: bad girl right there. Can I tell you all that

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Speaker 1: that's that incredible action she put it down. Shirlett Murdoch

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Speaker 1: as all of that, get you'll tickets. They don't see

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Speaker 1: right you will sing that that was the time she

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Speaker 1: didn't want to sing that song. No, but but she

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Speaker 1: put it. But she's so cold with Ja. She put

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Speaker 1: the Star, Janni Fan, we know hit. Will I ever Get?

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Speaker 1: The Big Dress in row? Know that's gonna be your

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Speaker 1: next play? Will I Ever Get? You're listening to Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Steve is off today, but a shout

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Speaker 1: out going out to Steve and Marjorie, his wife, for

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Speaker 1: their generous, generous, generous efforts. Um just loving hearts, just

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Speaker 1: you know, great spirits. Yesterday we kicked off the annual

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Speaker 1: Harvey Turkey Giveaway and the giving continues today all over

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Speaker 1: the country. Carla, what you got now? We are giving

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Speaker 1: away turkeys is the Harvey Annual Turkey Giveaway, as you

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Speaker 1: just mentioned, and we will be in New York kicking

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Speaker 1: things off one oh seven five w b LS. That's

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Speaker 1: our home station in New York. We're not swinging on

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Speaker 1: in Philly nine seven v k L and Norfolk, Virginia.

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Speaker 1: We are all over the country. We're going down south, Nephew, Dallas,

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Speaker 1: Texas k R n B, also the Beat in Tampa

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Speaker 1: seven to Beat and mixing ninety two point three. In Detroit, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: you will be there today in Detroit turkeys and in Houston,

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Speaker 1: Texas one on four or five Kiss FM, our newest

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Speaker 1: family member. Also, the giveaway continues in Pittsburgh WAMMA one

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Speaker 1: hundred and in Charlotte B one on one point nine.

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Speaker 1: This is fantastic. Congratulations candas even Marjorie, and thank you

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Speaker 1: so very much for your thank you. Yes, but let

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Speaker 1: me say that. Listen, if I'm passing the turkey out

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Speaker 1: to you in Detroit, I don't have time to take

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Speaker 1: a picture and hold it's cold turkey. You're gonna have

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Speaker 1: to take the turkey and keep it moving, That's all

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Okay, yeah, that's got to give me some

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Speaker 1: glove today, y'all gonna say. I know one turkey give way.

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Speaker 1: It's about to happen, and I'm pretty sure Steve is

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Speaker 1: gonna do it. What's he's about to give away? Jay

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Speaker 1: and Tammy? These two jaff turkeys. Why we're in the

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Speaker 1: seventies all of a sudden, these two that happened your job, George,

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Speaker 1: George Jefferson. Will you know what nobody ever picked up

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Speaker 1: on that name and market that you know, like just

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Speaker 1: butter ball? But I think job turck me right on

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Speaker 1: brother on the backside, right on right, jaf All right, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: we've stretched it out for as long as we could

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Speaker 1: tell us about this holiday loving. Let's holiday loving? Is

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Speaker 1: this Shirley, And this is what I tell my wife. Listen,

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Speaker 1: however many times you get a plate, that's how much

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Speaker 1: holiday loving I won't. I won't loving every time you

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Speaker 1: get a new plate. And when I'm counting and I

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Speaker 1: see you getting all these plates, guess what if I

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Speaker 1: see you get four plates, hey, over the course of

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Speaker 1: the day, four times, I'm just saying, holiday love it, Junior.

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Speaker 1: You against that if anybody agains the holiday loving rule,

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Speaker 1: And y'all can add to the rule, Junior, definitely, definitely,

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Speaker 1: I can add a clicker in my I definitely want

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Speaker 1: to add to the older players out there. Listen to me,

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Speaker 1: the holidays coming up. Get your medication earlier, Okay, get you,

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Speaker 1: get you get you know, I'm talking about your fun mads.

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Speaker 1: Get your fun mads. Get that now so you're not

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Speaker 1: backed up. Go early in the ain't crowded away. Mr Brown,

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Speaker 1: your buys was ready? Hey man, Hey, alright on that note, guys,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna reel it in because we have to introduce

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Speaker 1: and right here we was just reeling it out. All

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Speaker 1: a lot of things going on in the world and

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Speaker 1: for the person to to let us know what's happening.

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Speaker 1: We always refer to the one and only, the lovely,

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Speaker 1: the very talented miss Anne trip our news director, miss Anne.

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Speaker 1: Oh you, good morning everybody out there. This is and

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Speaker 1: with the news, and there's a lot going on. Let

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Speaker 1: me get to it. First of all, President Trump has

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Speaker 1: put North Korea back on the State sponsored terrorism list.

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Speaker 1: The United States is designating North Korea as a state

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Speaker 1: sponsor of terrorists. Should have happened a long time ago.

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Speaker 1: Should have happened years ago. Well, point of information on

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Speaker 1: North Korea was designated a state sponsor of terrorism before. However,

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Speaker 1: in two thousand six, President George W. Bush took it

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Speaker 1: off the list as a way of providing the North

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Speaker 1: with an incentive to negotiate an end to their nuclear

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Speaker 1: build up. That's what he did it for. This latest

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Speaker 1: move by President Trump is mostly symbolic, but what it

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Speaker 1: does signify that the Trump administration is prepared to take

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Speaker 1: a tougher stand against the Pieon Yang government. So more

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Speaker 1: sanctions are expected to be announced soon, and Trump is

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Speaker 1: hoping that China will exert more pressure on North Korea.

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Speaker 1: But so far and that hold your breath now. PBS

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Speaker 1: TV commentator Charlie Rose is being accused of sexual misconduct.

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Speaker 1: A Washington Post reports as eight women are accusing the

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Speaker 1: veteran newsman of groping them or walking naked in front

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Speaker 1: of them, telling one woman how he am about her

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Speaker 1: swimming naked uh and swinging it Rose seventy five years old.

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Speaker 1: He says he's deeply embarrassed and he's apologizing for his behavior.

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Speaker 1: PBS has halted distribution of his nightly interview show. CBS

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Speaker 1: News says it suspended him as well. The Justice Department

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Speaker 1: has open investigation into whether the St. Louis Police Department

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Speaker 1: has violated the rights of protesters demanding greater police accountability.

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Speaker 1: Justice Department review reportedly requested by both St. Louis's mayor,

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Speaker 1: the police commissioner there, a local Democratic congressman, and the

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Speaker 1: n double a CP legal defense fund. The local prosecutor

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Speaker 1: says the probe is gonna be looking into house St.

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Speaker 1: Louis cops have handled protesters ever since a judge found

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Speaker 1: a white now former St. Louis cop not guilty of

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Speaker 1: murder in the shooting death of a black man. A

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Speaker 1: separate federal lawsuit has already resulted in new limits on

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Speaker 1: when officers can use chemical weapons like pepper spray and

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Speaker 1: when they can break up a protest. Puerto Rico health

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Speaker 1: officials say the lack of clean drinking water has caused

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Speaker 1: an outbreak of something called leptosporosis. Authorities say there have

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Speaker 1: been seventy six suspected cases of the bacterial infection since

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Speaker 1: her came. Maria devastated that island. Finally, sad news, legendary

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Speaker 1: singer and actress Della Rees has died. Delar Rees, most

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Speaker 1: recently star of CBS is long running spiritual drama Touched

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Speaker 1: by an Angel. But she also was a singer and

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Speaker 1: actress and such that that that's her singing as a

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Speaker 1: matter of fact. But she was also in such movies

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Speaker 1: as Harlem Nice, where she played the no nonsense madam

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Speaker 1: who worked with Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy's characters they

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Speaker 1: playing no more you put that braid away. M. Blow

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Speaker 1: your damn pinky toe off. Oh now you're gonna shoot man,

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Speaker 1: M pinkto He must be crazy to pull you're going

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Speaker 1: on me. She was eighty six years old. Died of

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Speaker 1: natural causes twenty minutes after the hour Stay tuned Eugene

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Speaker 1: the Butterfly coming up on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,

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Speaker 1: come on, Jay introduced the butterfly. Do you know the fly?

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Speaker 1: Do do what I'm do. It's a little kind. It

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Speaker 1: has a calypso for all I love. I love the calypso.

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Speaker 1: Sound Good morning, every one. Good morning, Shirley carl At Jr. Time.

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Speaker 1: J Anthony Brown, who brought me a lovely good money

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Speaker 1: to all of you, are good morning, Harry's good morning. Yeah. Listen,

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Speaker 1: here's what's going on with me a lot. I've been

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Speaker 1: hearing you. I'll talk about Thanksgiving so much, but what

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Speaker 1: you have not realized is this November is banana putting

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Speaker 1: lover's mouth. That is what's going on Thanksgiving. That that's

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Speaker 1: what I look forward to, is the banana putting. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. It's alan anyway, idio Allen and

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Speaker 1: I love bananas. You know I'm the one that does

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Speaker 1: all the slicing of the bananas and the banana white

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Speaker 1: first getting Oh, I love playing tains. I call them

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Speaker 1: playing tains. They're harder. They're much harder than banana. I

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Speaker 1: was just careful. It's the texture. But let's said, have

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Speaker 1: you had them with the potato chips. Um, Charlotte and

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Speaker 1: Carla plant potato chips. Those are acceptable foods. That's always so. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: November is banana putting, lovers. You have got to get

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Speaker 1: you something good banana putting for the holidays. That's something

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Speaker 1: you want to do. And there's always one person in

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Speaker 1: the family that knows how to make it. And then

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Speaker 1: of course there's always something that don't know what the

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Speaker 1: hell they're doing. So you have to be careful on

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Speaker 1: picking your pudding. Pick your pudding. Now you pronounced it

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Speaker 1: vanilla wavers a nilla waver. Now it's just I leave

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Speaker 1: the ball. Now you gotta flip that be putting a

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Speaker 1: lane on that. What you got? You got you selp

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Speaker 1: na nala white first. I love it so much. Are

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Speaker 1: you guys gonna have anyone in your family bringing up

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Speaker 1: bana putting this weekend? No, don't make that for green

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Speaker 1: I make it. I can make that. You can make it?

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Speaker 1: Is that? Is that? That? What's the big secret that

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Speaker 1: you have to get right? The pudding pudding and you

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Speaker 1: have to have you have to have more wafers than

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Speaker 1: you do bananas. Crunch, Yes, there you go, Yes, like

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Speaker 1: a cr you got a problem. That's right. Don't put

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Speaker 1: them on it too earlier so they won't get real soggy. Right,

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Speaker 1: it's the timing thing. To Jay, there's a lady out

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Speaker 1: here in a l a she puts um little coconut

631
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Speaker 1: shavings like nobody want that. That's no, don't nobody want that.

632
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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, you got to try it? About it

633
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Speaker 1: we go. Don't bring that stuff this year. Don't until

634
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: you tried it. I didn't think I wanted it either,

635
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: because it's one of my favorite dessert. But all right,

636
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 1: we gotta go. Guys. You know what you can do

637
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Speaker 1: with you put me back. It's time for comedy Roulette.

638
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: We come back at thirty four after But you're listening

639
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Ja, it is

640
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 1: time for comedy roulette. Please set this up quickly. Did

641
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: somebody say, what's going on at the j spont Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you what's going on? Eighty one Westminster Avenue,

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles, California. Tonight, my good friend Michael Carya does

644
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Speaker 1: the birthday party Sunday from Ms Ross. Sherry Shepherd is

645
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: coming up next Tuesday, and no one to know. Also

646
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: a big celebration A tribute to Dick Gregory with Paul

647
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Speaker 1: Mooney and Marshall Walfield. That's time there, that's a big name.

648
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: And then you know George Wallace coming whatever. Okay whatever, alright, man,

649
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 1: George Wallace is coming whatever. Go to event right to

650
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 1: get your tickets. Comedy roulette, very simple. You test our

651
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: comedy ability every week. Put five, stept your tone, wheel,

652
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 1: spun the wheel? Which stop we can do today? That's it.

653
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 1: Let's go Number one. Why don't you get yourself a

654
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 1: manly dog? Another step right there? You need some manly okay?

655
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 1: Number two I need that? Oh yeah, here we go.

656
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,879
Speaker 1: Number three, we're just being nice. The preacher's wife can't sing.

657
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 1: The preacher's wife can't sing? Okay. Number four? What's that

658
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 1: thing on your neck? Ain't maker? Can I just say?

659
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: Can you bust? And the last one, the last one,

660
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 1: These are some good ones. The last one, boy, you

661
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: need a shower? Oh yeah, you shower? Right, let's go

662
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 1: to the spending cat. I need not wants that one stop.

663
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: The number three we're just being nice to preacher's wife

664
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Speaker 1: cannot no disrespect, no disrespect. You know how I know

665
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: she can't sing because the minute the preacher announces her,

666
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: everybody started just in their seat looking at one another.

667
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 1: Oh Lord, here we go, Oh God, not again. And

668
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: she don't do it solo. No, let the band play,

669
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: Let the band play instrumental. Yeah, that's how you know

670
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:50,439
Speaker 1: the preacher's wife can't sing. And everybody in the church

671
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: notice though, but when the piano player does the introduction

672
00:43:54,760 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 1: nine times where he just keep playing the introduction, not

673
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 1: that so we don't have to hear her sing? And

674
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 1: did that note ever? Tell yourself? You know, you know

675
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 1: when the preacher White can't sing, when when she gets

676
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: up to saying, preacher stick his playing in the air

677
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: and walk out to his office. You know, you know

678
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 1: you know how she can't sing when she's singing and

679
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 1: she missed a note, and everybody in the church and

680
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 1: let him use you, let h let him use you,

681
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: let him use let this. I know because we got

682
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 1: to our church. Is how I know she can't say.

683
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:52,240
Speaker 1: Everybody faked the spirit, everybody pass out and nobody happens

684
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: that the Lord is about the saying, we didn't give

685
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:07,919
Speaker 1: everybody the time comregation. Do you know she can say

686
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: what everybody in the quiet and took a knee. But

687
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 1: we can do this. All right, We'll be back with

688
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy's prank phone call right after this. You're listening

689
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the

690
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Speaker 1: top of the hour. Right about four minutes after. It's

691
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Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter. But right now it's the nephew and

692
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: it's prank phone call as you're not last. Yeah, Church

693
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Speaker 1: bought me this glove so that I may have healing power.

694
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Speaker 1: I just had to say that. My tribute to Richard

695
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Speaker 1: Pryde right there? Which way is up? All right? The

696
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Speaker 1: title go the Yeah? How's the title game? Gold bags?

697
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Speaker 1: Y'all don't even know where I'm going with h Do

698
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: we need to be concerned? Well, if your kids is yeah, yeah, yeah,

699
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 1: I'm glad you as your kids in the car. If

700
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: your kids is in the car telling them the Holy

701
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: Head out the window, I don't want you to miss

702
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: the prank, but to win for five minutes, you can

703
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Speaker 1: hit his prank. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Darnell. Darnell,

704
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: do I know how you doing? This? Is Scott shame

705
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,959
Speaker 1: with bigger, bigger and better where we make you larger

706
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: in charge? How you doing today, Scott. Who So I'm

707
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: with Bigger and Better where we make you larger in charge.

708
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: I'm good, Scott. What's up? We were actually, uh giving

709
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: a phone call by your wife? Your wife? Is that correct? Yeah? Okay, well, um,

710
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: your wife's um, your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon,

711
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:06,439
Speaker 1: is that right? Yeah? Yeah, so a couple of weeks. Yeah,

712
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,320
Speaker 1: it's coming up. Okay. Have you have you decided on

713
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 1: getting or anything or have you purchased anything yet? No? No,

714
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: I got a couple of days in mine. Um. Well, actually, uh,

715
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 1: we got a call from from I think we've got

716
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: something that's gonna that's gonna really help you guys. And

717
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: and something I think that she wanted to recommend that

718
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 1: something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting racking

719
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 1: my brain. So is actually gave us a call. She's

720
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: actually had an idea, you know, what she would really

721
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: really like for her birthday present. So what's her name?

722
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: You're coming Bigger and Better? Um? Alright, Like I said,

723
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 1: she called you. I'm sorry she called you to give

724
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 1: me idea on what I should get for her birthday.

725
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, well this is this is something that's a

726
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: little a little different and something that you probably would

727
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 1: never in a million years think of. But here at

728
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 1: Bigger and Better, where we make you large and in charge,

729
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 1: we actually do some things that we definitely know you

730
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 1: wouldn't have thought of. So I I definitely understand her

731
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: giving us what's your name against Sam Scott? Scott Scott,

732
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 1: get to the point what you're selling actually let us

733
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: know that there are some things that that are really

734
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: really lacking between you guys, And she would very much

735
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: like for her birthday where you can be a lot

736
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: more well endowed. So you know, that's what we do

737
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: here at Bigger and Bad, We actually hello, what I

738
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: could be more wet, more well doubt sir? So I

739
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: think really what's going on is Bianca is really not

740
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 1: satisfied right now. She called you to tell you that

741
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 1: I'm not when you meet willing doubt my junk. So

742
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: you're you're, you're, you're you're you're inadequate. You know what

743
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: I mean? You're you're Are you kidding me? What's what's

744
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,479
Speaker 1: your name? Of? This company? In Bigger and Better where

745
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 1: we make you larger in charge? And right now you

746
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: know you're not. You're not larger in charge, and we

747
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 1: want to get you to that were to come in

748
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: for a complication, your compltation. I'll tell you what. I'm

749
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 1: gonna call her right now because it's right now, Okay,

750
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her and were trying to do? Do

751
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: you not? Do you not think you need to come in?

752
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: I don't even think I even be talking to you,

753
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 1: Mr Scott about whatever is going on in my bed room.

754
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: I'm keen, so I'm not even I'm not even I

755
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 1: don't even know what going on the first sign of denial, right,

756
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: I don't have no no, I don't have no problems

757
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 1: in the bed roll well you know, I don't even

758
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 1: why am I even still on the phone with you?

759
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 1: But sir, I mean you and you really have to

760
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: wear about here from me. She's gotta something to kind

761
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: of account with you. Then you you ain't go ahead

762
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 1: and close that out because Mr, let me say this,

763
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: you have a you have a very big ego, sir,

764
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 1: you know, but you're not You're not as big as

765
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,359
Speaker 1: your ego. I want to get you to that point.

766
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 1: This is something crazy. I've heard some crazy things people

767
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: staying on But you're gonna call me talk about my

768
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: wife called you saying that I'm in adequate in the bedroom. Sir,

769
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 1: you know what, and and and once again, I'm trying.

770
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 1: I know you, you're just doing your job, Scott, but

771
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to call her right now. Okay. When

772
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 1: you don't work my number, you're in denial. I'm in

773
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: denial you Hello, sir. I really want to help you

774
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 1: as much as I can. Listen, man, listen, I'm trying

775
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:29,720
Speaker 1: to get my wife on the phone right now. Okay,

776
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 1: I know you you've got a job to do, but

777
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 1: what I need you to do right now? Stop calling me?

778
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 1: All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be nice to

779
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: you because I'm sure whatever it is she she called you,

780
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: and you're just doing your job. They're trying to get

781
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: you in here to get a consultation so we can

782
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: get you further along the way you are consultation. I

783
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 1: don't need no consultation. I don't need no assistance from you.

784
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: You call me no more. Man. Hey, you're small and

785
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to make you bigger. What what what

786
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 1: is this seeming like? Huh? What kind of job is that?

787
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 1: How do you even get a job like that? You

788
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:06,359
Speaker 1: bly this job? An when you're in high school job.

789
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:11,760
Speaker 1: I'm trying to meet you. Stop calling me man, Mr Darnell.

790
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm still trying to help you get through this situation. Okay,

791
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 1: are you willing to come in for a consultation. At

792
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: least we're coming in for a conpeltation. We can get

793
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: you where you are. Are you listening to me? The

794
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,439
Speaker 1: only consultation we're gonna have is my sister in your place.

795
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: As you call me again to tell you what I

796
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: will come in for a consultation. Give me give me

797
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: your address and everything like that, all your information, and

798
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 1: I will come down for a consultation. You're gonna be there.

799
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:37,399
Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first eight hours

800
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: of the day. Sir. What I want to do is

801
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 1: get you lined up with get your call my wife.

802
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 1: I don't need no damn procedures. Give me your info,

803
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: and you got to work by hearing from us. No more. Okay,

804
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 1: right now, I know you can get up for me.

805
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to hang up on you, and I

806
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 1: understand we're trying to do your job. You're small. You're small,

807
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to make you bigger. You sir, you

808
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 1: know what I'm trying to do a little small guy.

809
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you with your problem. Now. If

810
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,879
Speaker 1: you're not gonna be appreciative of it, then I don't

811
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 1: even understand why your wife knows you're why we can

812
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 1: have this conversation face to face. You don't know what

813
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 1: why your here. It doesn't matter if I can get

814
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,439
Speaker 1: on the line. I can't figure out why she calls

815
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 1: you adequate man, sir. Here's the problem. You're tiny, and

816
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 1: you don't want to admit it. Get you know me? Man,

817
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 1: You never see me. You don't know anything about me. Ian.

818
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 1: I can't even believe my wife's even call you. But

819
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: just this is just how you do business. You don't

820
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 1: call me and call me I'm tiny, sir. I'm just

821
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,840
Speaker 1: playing something to you. I'm not only the president, but

822
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 1: I'm also a client, Sir. I don't give up what

823
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 1: you are okay, okay? And there are some other things

824
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:48,399
Speaker 1: that let us know as well what the what that means.

825
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 1: He also wanted me to tell you that this is

826
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: nephew called me from Steve Harvey mart It show your

827
00:52:54,000 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: wife just pray for calls you bad Man's funny man

828
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 1: here over here looking at in the mirror kind of.

829
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 1: I thought it was good, but I got a little nervous. Man,

830
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: what's the baddest radio show in the land. Come on now,

831
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 1: you know, just see your Harvey radio show man, Come

832
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: on now, geah to me. No, you'll just give me

833
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 1: tell me, tell us about that plague. Baby, Johnny Gil,

834
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 1: Robin's giving his nephew, Tommy jack A, Harry Little g

835
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Speaker 1: from silk Oh, the beautiful Shirley Murdoch. The list goes on.

836
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Speaker 1: You do not want to miss the hit stage play

837
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Speaker 1: Mama's Boy. Let's see what I told y'all Tonight, Sagonaw, Michigan, Okay, Detroit,

838
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 1: Get ready, baby, I'm coming to Motown Wednesday Friday, decided

839
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Speaker 1: this Sunday. Get your tickets. They don't say all right now,

840
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Speaker 1: all ticket mass outlets. Make no mistake about it. I

841
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 1: am the star. They think it's Johnny Gil, but it

842
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 1: really me. You understand, if it ain't robbing giving the

843
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 1: speaking into existence, speaking into existence, the nephew is telling

844
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 1: this thing up. Okay, and you Eugene does. He does

845
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,839
Speaker 1: a good job too, But nevertheless it's nephew holding it down.

846
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 1: Get your tickets. They don't see right now, all right,

847
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: all right, well, thank you, nephew. We'll make sure we

848
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 1: keep letting the people know about it. Okay, Hey, hey,

849
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 1: if I wanted you are calling it be a Sarah

850
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 1: good mama. What what y'all? Dore? Coming up next, Today's

851
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 1: strawberry Letter. Y'all can care a baby for me? Daniel

852
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: those days again carry him to the God su Carcre.

853
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: Coming up next, Today's Strawberry Letter. You're listening to the

854
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Today's strawberry Letter is up next,

855
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 1: and it's a good one. All right, come on tell

856
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,919
Speaker 1: me t we'renn We're gonna sprinkle. We're gonna sprinkle. Little

857
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 1: Steve in here for y'all. We got the one and

858
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 1: only buckle up, hold on tight. We gotta strawberry letter.

859
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:06,360
Speaker 1: My dad's wilding out in Mexico. That's the subject today, exactly, nephew,

860
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:11,359
Speaker 1: Steven Shirley. I'm twenty five years old and my emotionally

861
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: fragile dad. It's fifty six. Recently, my dad had a

862
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: midlife crisis and quit his federal job and moved to Mexico.

863
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: At first, he was partying and having wild sescapades seccapades daily,

864
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:29,399
Speaker 1: and after doing this for about five months. He called

865
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,399
Speaker 1: to tell me that he fell in love and he's

866
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:39,879
Speaker 1: getting married. Despite his foolishness, I was happy for him

867
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,399
Speaker 1: until I found out that his fiance is twenty two

868
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 1: years old, she has four kids and they communicate through

869
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:49,480
Speaker 1: an app. Thence, she speaks no English and he speaks

870
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 1: no Spanish. The worst part is that she was a

871
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:59,919
Speaker 1: prostitute and that's how they met. Let him read the glow,

872
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: then he confessed. I love it. Then he confessed, and

873
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: he spent his entire four oh one k on her

874
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 1: and her friends at a strip club. He plans to

875
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 1: marry this woman, leave her four kids in Mexico, and

876
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 1: move home to live with my grandma for a year.

877
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,880
Speaker 1: I called my grandma and told her everything. The wedding

878
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,759
Speaker 1: was scheduled for last week, but had to be postponed

879
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 1: because he found out that his name is misspelled on

880
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:32,919
Speaker 1: his birth certificate. I praised God for intervening. My dad

881
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: thinks they're in love, but I'm afraid that once this

882
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 1: girl get what she wants, gets what she wants, she'll

883
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: leave my dad. I love my dad too much to

884
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 1: watch him be this stupid. What can I do to

885
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:51,240
Speaker 1: stop this. Please help me, I mean, thank you, nevew,

886
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,839
Speaker 1: thank you so much for adding some color to this craziness.

887
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 1: All right, Um, I really don't think there's anything you

888
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 1: can do, because you're you're at is certainly old enough

889
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 1: to know better. He's just not doing better. He knows, um,

890
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:08,319
Speaker 1: even though you did say he was emotionally fragile. Uh.

891
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 1: The sad part is there's nothing you can do. He's

892
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: a grown man. I know he's your dad and you

893
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 1: love him and you want to help. But he's making

894
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 1: his own choices right now, albeit very bad, bad choices.

895
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 1: But he's not listening to you. He's not listening to anyone.

896
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 1: And I doubt very seriously if he's going to be

897
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 1: able to move in with Grandma, with this woman who

898
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 1: used to be a hooker and all of that. Uh.

899
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 1: He's just not making smart decisions right now. His life

900
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 1: is in a downward spiral, although he doesn't know it yet.

901
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 1: The best you can do right now is just to

902
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 1: keep praying and hoping that God continues to intervene when

903
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 1: he did when he uh, you know, has something to do,

904
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 1: you think with the misspelling of his name on the

905
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 1: birth certificate. But this is this is really crazy. I mean,

906
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 1: your dad's throwing his whole life away on this woman.

907
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 1: And h he already threw with retirement away. So you

908
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 1: gotta keep him in prayer because he's a grown man.

909
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 1: You have to keep him in prayer. Jay, what you got?

910
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 1: I like the math on this. The mathis how old

911
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 1: is he? He's fifty six? In the lady is home,

912
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 1: she's twenty two. Ffty six goes into twenty two? How

913
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 1: many times? As many times as he can? That's what

914
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 1: I'm right, is many times? Is Papa can't do it? Papa? Don't, Papa, don't?

915
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 1: Papa don't? Yes, Papa, dude, you get one time to

916
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:42,760
Speaker 1: enjoy yourself. What man? I know that definitely don't want

917
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 1: a woman that wants a woman that can't speak English.

918
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: Every man wants a woman. I don't care what sire

919
00:58:53,960 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 1: was speaks no English. So she cash back because I

920
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. Makes your papa has

921
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 1: a pretn up and make sure his wills are tightened

922
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: up and everything. Papa enjoy himself. This is set life.

923
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 1: This is Papa's life. Goodhead. I'm with Papa on yourself. Man,

924
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, Junior, idiotic decisions. Come on, guys, junior. Next,

925
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 1: I think I think y'all missing the boat on this.

926
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 1: I think I think there's something here that you all

927
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,080
Speaker 1: are not realizing is right there in front of your face.

928
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 1: Come on, now, let's look at that. This goes to

929
00:59:56,360 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 1: show you you don't have to speak this saying like

930
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:08,160
Speaker 1: to find love. What's love got to do with this?

931
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 1: This is love. Let me say, I don't condone prostitute. Okay,

932
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 1: but at least the girl is working. Okay, Okay, I

933
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 1: do not condone. But if she's trying to pull away, Shirley,

934
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:30,240
Speaker 1: you're trying to bring some money in, Okay, you money

935
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 1: to the house. You bring some money. C C, I

936
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 1: bring some money. T Yes, some money. Okay. There comes

937
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 1: a time when you know a strip club is necessary.

938
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 1: And I understand the man blue his hole for one k?

939
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 1: For sure? Isn't he allowed to do that? You don't

940
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 1: get you? Say see, you don't speak no English over here.

941
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 1: Say see, I'm a black woman. You know we have

942
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:25,160
Speaker 1: something I want to see. Thank you. I love the

943
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:27,960
Speaker 1: fact that they don't speak the same language, but they

944
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 1: speak the same body language. And that's what's about to

945
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 1: get married. This body language is this is this is real.

946
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 1: But this has to be the dumbest answer ever from you.

947
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,240
Speaker 1: There would be days he would just look at her eyes.

948
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:52,480
Speaker 1: No me, Poul, there is start. I keep the little kikidding.

949
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: I don't care if they start void, I don't care

950
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 1: what they do. Be Sny Christmas. You got to listen, Ja,

951
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:29,760
Speaker 1: All right, listen, we have part two of this. We

952
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 1: want to hear from Junior as well, and we'll wrap

953
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:37,520
Speaker 1: up the letter when we come back. You're listening to

954
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:40,440
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go

955
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:45,480
Speaker 1: with part two of today's Strawberry Letters. Don't forget if

956
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 1: you have relationship issues, we do want to hear from you.

957
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 1: We want to give you our advice. You can ask us.

958
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:55,320
Speaker 1: Just submit your letters to Steve Harvey dot com. Steve

959
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 1: Harvey dot com. Okay, now, this letter, the subject is

960
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:00,960
Speaker 1: my dad is wilding Out in Mexico, written by a

961
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:08,480
Speaker 1: twenty five year old woman about her fifty six year

962
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 1: old in love with the former prostitute with four kids

963
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 1: that he wants to marry and bring back to to

964
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:25,320
Speaker 1: live with his mother for a year. This is a complicated,

965
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:29,200
Speaker 1: crazy story. Uh, he's in love he's been down there

966
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:33,320
Speaker 1: whiling out, having these sex capades with these women, and

967
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 1: he spent his four ok, this dad four oh one

968
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:39,040
Speaker 1: k this dad did all of this. The daughter is

969
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:42,400
Speaker 1: worried about him. She says, he's emotionally fragile. He's only

970
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 1: fifty six years old too. Uh. The dad thinks that

971
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 1: he's in love with this old woman, he said, But

972
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:53,600
Speaker 1: the daughter says once. She's afraid that once the woman

973
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 1: gets what she wants, she'll leave her dad. And she

974
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 1: loves her dad too much, and she she hates to

975
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 1: watch him this stupid So what can she do to

976
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:07,240
Speaker 1: stop this? Is her her question in the struy letter. Yeah,

977
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:11,480
Speaker 1: so so, so what are you saying, Junior? Leave your

978
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 1: daddy alone? And I'm in fact, I'm motivated to go

979
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: to Mexico. I just put my flight this weekend. I'm

980
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 1: going to go down here and see what happiness this

981
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 1: is perfect. He speaks no Spanish, she speaks no English,

982
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:34,040
Speaker 1: and yeah, they communicate through apps. You know how many

983
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 1: men who have women who speak English and ain't getting

984
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:50,200
Speaker 1: a damn thing understand what I answered? Junior? Here you go, Senior,

985
01:04:50,400 --> 01:05:04,480
Speaker 1: Junior for beIN? Yeah, who don't go? Saw us uh cornandok. Yeah,

986
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:13,600
Speaker 1: but barritos and tacos on me. Oh yeah, coming anything here, winters, winters,

987
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:20,120
Speaker 1: aliana bull riding is good too. Yeah, he doesn't understand anything.

988
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, like your citro is like hero. Slap

989
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:40,600
Speaker 1: my behind too. I'm doing myself. Maybe those trains count. No,

990
01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:47,480
Speaker 1: I got no felonies. Enoughing this relationship is, this relationship

991
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:54,240
Speaker 1: is working fine, take it off clothes let senior junior

992
01:05:54,360 --> 01:06:00,080
Speaker 1: senior junior Mia sua kia at capets the mark on

993
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:05,919
Speaker 1: Uh how you say? Uh? It's uh yeah, I brought

994
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:11,640
Speaker 1: up the case on myself that he has the market Trinidad.

995
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:16,720
Speaker 1: But surely wait, she said, how do you say? So?

996
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 1: She had an English moment. Yeah, no high liberal book liberal,

997
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:31,720
Speaker 1: my little candle tinga. I'll go willing on, We'll get

998
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:38,240
Speaker 1: your three friends to come on in that all said,

999
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 1: oh we need a translator everyone so yeah, a little

1000
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:56,520
Speaker 1: sprissos uh so air about out a year or maybe?

1001
01:06:57,040 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 1: Um yeah, Well know what she said was can I

1002
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:04,000
Speaker 1: go down to the bank and get my full one

1003
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:17,160
Speaker 1: k and spending all the ho Yes that already stupid,

1004
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:24,000
Speaker 1: but we don't go yes, I mean yeah, we're up. Yeah,

1005
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:31,280
Speaker 1: all right, listen Instagram me your thoughts at my girl Shirley. Okay,

1006
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 1: this is today's letter. My dad is wilding out and

1007
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:42,640
Speaker 1: mixing crazy. Uh switching gears. Now. Continuing a time honored

1008
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:46,800
Speaker 1: White House tradition, President Donald Trump will pardon the national

1009
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:56,360
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving turkey in a rose garden ceremony. Dang yeah. The

1010
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:59,400
Speaker 1: White House says the event will feature two turkeys raised

1011
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:02,280
Speaker 1: in Minnesota up and after the ceremony, they will live

1012
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:06,720
Speaker 1: out their lives at Virginia Tech University. This year marks

1013
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:09,800
Speaker 1: the seventieth anniversary of the lighthearted event. Trump is set

1014
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:12,920
Speaker 1: to spend the Thanksgiving holiday at his Mara Lago Club

1015
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:19,200
Speaker 1: in Palm Beach. Anyone surprised? Hey, uh, and hey guys,

1016
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:23,080
Speaker 1: I do have a Thanksgiving kind of fun fact here Wisconsin.

1017
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:26,840
Speaker 1: Check this out, guys, Johnson, Oh did you well? Did

1018
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:29,879
Speaker 1: you know they produced four hundred and fifty million pounds

1019
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:33,640
Speaker 1: of these last year? What are they? Just take a

1020
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:43,639
Speaker 1: wild guest? Okay, turkeys, cranberries, cranberries, turkeys close to eat

1021
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:46,679
Speaker 1: cranberry sauce with turkey because the cranberry I was always

1022
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:48,920
Speaker 1: sitting next to the turkey and just sit there. Sometimes

1023
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:56,439
Speaker 1: you don't, man, I love cranberry, But I tell you

1024
01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:59,320
Speaker 1: what's good. If you ever had a turkey sandwich with

1025
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:09,280
Speaker 1: slice cranberry, Yeah, actually had Thanksgiving all a piece of breath. Yeah,

1026
01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:14,080
Speaker 1: black people saw Friday Friday. Ain't right. No Friday man

1027
01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:20,040
Speaker 1: does that. But could I say this? Come said that

1028
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:24,360
Speaker 1: turkey didn't had it? Okay? Put that caucus in the trash.

1029
01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:27,160
Speaker 1: It's it's going timing. That's when somebody got to go.

1030
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:31,640
Speaker 1: It's how big the turkey is. If you got to

1031
01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:33,840
Speaker 1: have a family member that though it's gone, it's all.

1032
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,160
Speaker 1: They're gonna take that turkey and they fin a boiling

1033
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:47,120
Speaker 1: Turkish to we're gonna eat eating it. Yeah, all right,

1034
01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:50,599
Speaker 1: Coming up next at forty one after the hour, guys, Uh,

1035
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:54,080
Speaker 1: we're gonna do a segment called how do you tell

1036
01:09:54,320 --> 01:10:02,600
Speaker 1: someone that that we'll be bad? You're listening to the

1037
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:05,920
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve is off today, guys,

1038
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:08,840
Speaker 1: but shout out to Stephen his lovely wife Marjorie for

1039
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:11,639
Speaker 1: their generous hearts. It is time for the annual Harvey

1040
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:16,720
Speaker 1: Turkey Giveaway, and the uh Giving continues today all over

1041
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:19,719
Speaker 1: the country. Will be everywhere covering it like a blanket.

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Speaker 1: Color that's right Shirley, New York kicking things off BLS

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Speaker 1: one O seven five. That's our home station in the

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Speaker 1: Big Apple. Also, yeah, we headed down in mid Atlantic,

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Speaker 1: going to d C, d C right one three, yes,

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Speaker 1: right be one on three. We're headed to Chicago. W

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Speaker 1: d A S in Philly that Elly and Philly will

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Speaker 1: be handing turkeys out there in Philly. Seven w v

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Speaker 1: k L in Norfolk. We will be in Virginia, also

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01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:58,160
Speaker 1: headed to Dallas. How about them cowboys? Hey j here,

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01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:03,519
Speaker 1: Mike is going off soon. Also we're headed to Tampa

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01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:07,479
Speaker 1: seven to beat in Tampa, Florida. Tommy will be in

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Speaker 1: Detroit with Yes Mixed ninety two point three in Detroit,

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Speaker 1: yours truly. I will be in Houston with our home station,

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01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,200
Speaker 1: our newest family member one on four or five kiss

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01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:23,480
Speaker 1: at Famine h Town handing out turkeys. Weamo in Pittsburgh

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01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:27,559
Speaker 1: Black and Old representing and be one on one point

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01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:30,960
Speaker 1: nine in Charlotte. These stations we have all teamed up

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Speaker 1: with Stephen Marjorie Harvey, with local shelters, charities, churches, community

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01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:40,000
Speaker 1: organization zations to help those families in need. So Happy

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01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:46,160
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and continues all day long. Yeah, I gotta tell

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Speaker 1: you all this because he came to see me where

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01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:51,280
Speaker 1: he actually opened up the show. I was in uh Maryville,

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01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:55,759
Speaker 1: Indiana last week. Guests who opened the show Bang Bang

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01:11:55,880 --> 01:12:01,479
Speaker 1: Bang Love Love represent sitting one oh three? He did.

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01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:03,840
Speaker 1: He came out, did his dog on thing. We took

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Speaker 1: pictures out together. I did not know. Thirty seven years

1068
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:15,200
Speaker 1: in the radio business, he started on our morning show,

1069
01:12:15,479 --> 01:12:17,679
Speaker 1: the show that I did with the late great Doug Banks.

1070
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:27,639
Speaker 1: That's where romotes started in Chicago. Yeah, the late great

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Speaker 1: Purpose Yeah all right, Jay, So let's let's get to

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Speaker 1: the segment you wrote called how do you tell someone

1073
01:12:34,479 --> 01:12:40,559
Speaker 1: that from time to time you have things that happened? Chilly? Right?

1074
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:43,680
Speaker 1: And there's a certain way. How do you tell somebody

1075
01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:50,040
Speaker 1: certain things? For instance, how do you knock someone else's door?

1076
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:55,360
Speaker 1: M hmm, look them right in the face, is it, ma'am?

1077
01:12:55,520 --> 01:13:05,679
Speaker 1: I tell you, how do you say that? You see,

1078
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:08,400
Speaker 1: j I've been there the phone? Yeah, how do you

1079
01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:10,880
Speaker 1: do it? How do you how do you look a

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01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:17,040
Speaker 1: man in his face and just tell him your wife

1081
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:21,200
Speaker 1: is cheating on me, ain't you? I mean, how do

1082
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:25,519
Speaker 1: you do it? Bring that up? How do you see

1083
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:33,360
Speaker 1: these things? I got one. How do you tell your

1084
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:38,960
Speaker 1: best girlfriend those finger ways are not working for you, working,

1085
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:42,040
Speaker 1: they're not working for anybody. Do you see anybody in

1086
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:47,080
Speaker 1: them back? No? No, they are back, but not for her?

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01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:53,160
Speaker 1: Yeah boo, yeah, I think I'm cool with the finger

1088
01:13:53,240 --> 01:14:00,920
Speaker 1: way when it turned into thumb waves so far apart?

1089
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:05,080
Speaker 1: How do you say that? Yeah? Does they come out hunt?

1090
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:09,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this too. I don't know how to

1091
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:12,479
Speaker 1: say this, but I just want to tell one of

1092
01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:13,960
Speaker 1: my partners. I don't know how to say that, but

1093
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:16,200
Speaker 1: I need to tell them that, Hey, man, grown people

1094
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:22,400
Speaker 1: don't wear parts in their parts are done, parts are over.

1095
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:26,320
Speaker 1: I'm not coming back. Why is the barb going that

1096
01:14:26,439 --> 01:14:29,519
Speaker 1: far down on the side? Why what is he back

1097
01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:32,479
Speaker 1: there for? But but Junior, my boy car page winning

1098
01:14:32,479 --> 01:14:35,759
Speaker 1: one right now? Still, That's what I was talking about

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01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:42,160
Speaker 1: it to y'all. I was I want to tell him here,

1100
01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:44,040
Speaker 1: my friend, Here we go. We're gonna tell it right now.

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01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:53,880
Speaker 1: Let that is he in the place, No no causing,

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01:14:53,960 --> 01:15:00,760
Speaker 1: another place you can play the game. I browsed a

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01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:06,080
Speaker 1: minute that brown Fields something I got to send you

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01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:15,479
Speaker 1: all right here? Market Yeah, okay, how do you tell

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01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:20,439
Speaker 1: someone Okay, I have a girlfriend right, heavily endowed. I

1106
01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:25,160
Speaker 1: must say, beautiful girl, beautiful girl. Bro's just always a

1107
01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:33,000
Speaker 1: little too small. Yeah, when she's over overadge overhea. You

1108
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:37,720
Speaker 1: know it's kind of puffy at the top and then

1109
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:42,280
Speaker 1: on the side, you know she got sad yes side, yeah,

1110
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:45,559
Speaker 1: the side boob. Yeah. How do you tell someone? How

1111
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:48,320
Speaker 1: do you? I don't know what we're gonna say to Jake? Yeah?

1112
01:15:53,680 --> 01:16:01,000
Speaker 1: Is that a boom some Sorry? Wait, no, y'all I

1113
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:03,640
Speaker 1: got one for y'all. Your girl surely over here. She

1114
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:06,040
Speaker 1: don't have no problems though telling you. Let me tell

1115
01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:09,360
Speaker 1: you what she did. Let me tell you what she

1116
01:16:09,479 --> 01:16:11,840
Speaker 1: did to me. We're shopping. This is right after I

1117
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:15,560
Speaker 1: had my baby, shortly nine years ago, right after the headsha.

1118
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:18,320
Speaker 1: We went shopping in the mall. I tried on this dress.

1119
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:20,880
Speaker 1: I said, what you think, sirley? She said, Oh, you'll

1120
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Speaker 1: be all right, girl. You just get you some spanks

1121
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:32,840
Speaker 1: A right, I got spanks on right now. What did

1122
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:45,679
Speaker 1: you tell that you don't need spanks calling you need whippings? Yeah,

1123
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:52,000
Speaker 1: your friend always an opportunity to tell that one. I don't.

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01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:59,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Keep you keep that's my girl,

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Speaker 1: all right? Listen coming up to the top of the hour.

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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving is a day to make family announcements. We'll be

1127
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:09,840
Speaker 1: back let you know what they are right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steven Show. All right, Thanksgiving is

1129
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:17,320
Speaker 1: one time of the year you have the whole family,

1130
01:17:17,439 --> 01:17:20,840
Speaker 1: usually in one place. Right. Thanksgiving is one time of

1131
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:24,479
Speaker 1: year you can make a big announcement to everyone at once.

1132
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:30,240
Speaker 1: Enough relatives, enough relatives are there that presumably your family

1133
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:34,759
Speaker 1: won't make a scene. You clear your throat and say,

1134
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:41,439
Speaker 1: excuse me, I have some news. Guys, can you share

1135
01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:46,400
Speaker 1: anything that was announced at the Thanksgiving table on this

1136
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:55,200
Speaker 1: radio anything? No one stood up and said they had news.

1137
01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:59,439
Speaker 1: They were getting married, they were leaving him, Yeah, they

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01:17:59,479 --> 01:18:07,519
Speaker 1: were getting of more. Uh. They don't even be a

1139
01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:10,759
Speaker 1: formal announcement. Just you just go hear it over everybody.

1140
01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:13,160
Speaker 1: They're turned the volume down of the TV and say,

1141
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:20,000
Speaker 1: Calvin went back in today, he would he just went

1142
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:29,800
Speaker 1: in an hour ago. Did the announcement? We get m h. Yeah,

1143
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:32,960
Speaker 1: I can't let me tell you when my my parents, Yeah,

1144
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:35,040
Speaker 1: I wish I had would have met my parents because

1145
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:37,559
Speaker 1: they were a unique group. Once you meet my parents,

1146
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:40,840
Speaker 1: you have met my friends. You would have understood me more.

1147
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:44,840
Speaker 1: All right, my mother and father got divorced and they

1148
01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:48,400
Speaker 1: didn't make the announcement at the thanksgiving them and my

1149
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:51,800
Speaker 1: mama said, I'm leaving brown again. So you're like yeah,

1150
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:56,240
Speaker 1: because she would leave my daddy like every year, so

1151
01:18:56,479 --> 01:18:59,720
Speaker 1: this this time she did leave. She did leave. She

1152
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:03,559
Speaker 1: who doubt? But every day they saw each other until

1153
01:19:03,680 --> 01:19:08,320
Speaker 1: they died. Every damn day if my daddy didn't come

1154
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:12,120
Speaker 1: see my mama, who wasn't living there, who wasn't living

1155
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:15,320
Speaker 1: with her, or she came to his house, not only

1156
01:19:15,400 --> 01:19:18,960
Speaker 1: did she come to his house, she would take stuff

1157
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:22,679
Speaker 1: out every day. There's my part. I left my part

1158
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:25,960
Speaker 1: I thought I left. This was now do you now?

1159
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:35,280
Speaker 1: Do you understand me? You Patty, take that part. There's

1160
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Speaker 1: my brother. I knew I left that rug and he

1161
01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:45,439
Speaker 1: was like, and Ley, just take the damn rugs. In

1162
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:48,719
Speaker 1: my grandmother's neighborhood, that was a man that lived across

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01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:53,120
Speaker 1: the street from my grandmother and four four four houses

1164
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:56,320
Speaker 1: down was his wife's house, and he would he would

1165
01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:58,840
Speaker 1: walk down their health, donner, health, breakfast, whatever, come back

1166
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Speaker 1: to his house. They live was down for me each other.

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01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:05,240
Speaker 1: It was crazy thing I have seen I've seen this

1168
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:10,519
Speaker 1: guy who's he's like that hint, but he would walk

1169
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:15,200
Speaker 1: to this lady's house every morning too to go. I

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01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:17,600
Speaker 1: don't know what he was doing. Man, it couldn't be

1171
01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:25,280
Speaker 1: that much work. That's perfect, that's perfect for you. You

1172
01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:29,120
Speaker 1: don't want to live with your spouse. You could still

1173
01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:34,240
Speaker 1: be married and maybe not just lived down the street. Yeah,

1174
01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:38,519
Speaker 1: and just go visit. Maybe not marrying. You're not marrying

1175
01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:46,800
Speaker 1: kind work for Ja'm not marrying. It doesn't work out

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01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:49,920
Speaker 1: for him. You have to work, make it work out,

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01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:53,400
Speaker 1: you know what? You right there? When you hear people

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01:20:53,439 --> 01:20:57,439
Speaker 1: talk about marriage, you'll say, well, how is married? It's

1179
01:20:57,479 --> 01:21:00,960
Speaker 1: worth a man's a lot of work. Well, I already

1180
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:08,280
Speaker 1: got a job. You're gonna miss out, good holiday, loving man.

1181
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:11,839
Speaker 1: You're gonna miss out on that that will not be married.

1182
01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:20,920
Speaker 1: Tell him about it, have them call, well, what what

1183
01:21:21,160 --> 01:21:23,280
Speaker 1: is it it? Just tell me this Jay, because I

1184
01:21:23,479 --> 01:21:26,080
Speaker 1: just want to understand. Is it just because you don't

1185
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:31,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the Jeff Sessions approach. I don't recall that.

1186
01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:38,200
Speaker 1: I can't remember and Ronald Reagan before him. Yeah, you

1187
01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:41,519
Speaker 1: just don't like the commitment. You don't remember, you know,

1188
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:45,400
Speaker 1: I may have. I just can't. I think you don't

1189
01:21:45,439 --> 01:21:49,960
Speaker 1: like the commitment. I can't recall being from Alabama. I

1190
01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:52,600
Speaker 1: couldn't tell you. I don't know. Okay, well how about this?

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01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:55,000
Speaker 1: What could we get? Could we talk to any of

1192
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:58,360
Speaker 1: your ex wives? I don't recall any of them at

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01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:04,439
Speaker 1: this particular, I don't. I don't remember. I could have

1194
01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:12,280
Speaker 1: had I love interview. So you're not friends with them

1195
01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:14,479
Speaker 1: after your break up? But I wouldn't say friends. But

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01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:17,080
Speaker 1: they're not evil to me. It's more a relief that

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01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,800
Speaker 1: I'm gone, which why they're nice to me. Are the

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01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:23,679
Speaker 1: ones that that have been divorced. They're happy that he's

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01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:26,559
Speaker 1: gone something. I don't know what people mean when they

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01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:28,960
Speaker 1: say they're not the marrying kind. I mean they could

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01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:31,200
Speaker 1: mean anything. I tell you what it means. The people

1202
01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:34,920
Speaker 1: who are not married are not the marriage You don't know,

1203
01:22:38,360 --> 01:22:41,400
Speaker 1: but you can be. Yeah, you have to learn from

1204
01:22:41,439 --> 01:22:44,800
Speaker 1: your mistakes. That's the other event why I'm married. People

1205
01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:51,560
Speaker 1: so insisting of getting people. It's too much. Really, you

1206
01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:54,479
Speaker 1: know what marriage really should expire in seven years, and

1207
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:57,599
Speaker 1: you just you and you think about to do this again.

1208
01:22:57,720 --> 01:23:03,760
Speaker 1: It really should mean the worst person on earth. It

1209
01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:09,680
Speaker 1: should expire. Everything expires. Food, expires. You know your license expires.

1210
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:15,400
Speaker 1: Everything expires town right, Yes, things have things that have

1211
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:19,040
Speaker 1: the right to expire. If you want to, you know, reinstated,

1212
01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:22,240
Speaker 1: then you do that. But it's expire. It does expire.

1213
01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:27,360
Speaker 1: And you know what that means when you expire till death?

1214
01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:38,720
Speaker 1: Do by date? Yeah, it's not good past this date. Yeah, expiration.

1215
01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:46,400
Speaker 1: You bitter man, and you've been mad. I don't understand

1216
01:23:46,439 --> 01:23:50,920
Speaker 1: his pain. What's the hold up about that? Jr? Hold off?

1217
01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:54,839
Speaker 1: For what? Getting married? I didn't can't say we're going commercial,

1218
01:23:57,280 --> 01:23:59,960
Speaker 1: can't sit. You better have all the fun you want.

1219
01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:02,840
Speaker 1: Don't be rushing in. Well, I mean he's making money now.

1220
01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:05,920
Speaker 1: Usually guys wait, you know, until they get financially ready

1221
01:24:07,080 --> 01:24:09,920
Speaker 1: to make some money. You better have some fun because

1222
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:13,280
Speaker 1: guess what, once you get married, all that money is

1223
01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:16,960
Speaker 1: not you're not able to We'll be back right after this.

1224
01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:23,000
Speaker 1: But you don't see this. You're listening to Steve Harvey

1225
01:24:23,080 --> 01:24:26,519
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, listen. Uh, we were just talking

1226
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:35,040
Speaker 1: about marriage. I didn't mean anybody upset. Yeah. Married. Yeah.

1227
01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:39,799
Speaker 1: Let me say this too. It's Thanksgiving, it's holiday season.

1228
01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:42,080
Speaker 1: Let me just say this. Listen, and it's and I mean,

1229
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:46,559
Speaker 1: no har all side pieces. Listen, when they come over

1230
01:24:46,640 --> 01:24:49,479
Speaker 1: there on Friday, they don't want your turkey. They didn't

1231
01:24:49,479 --> 01:24:57,519
Speaker 1: have turkey. Okay, have something different to eat, but listen, listen,

1232
01:24:58,120 --> 01:25:00,880
Speaker 1: they're not coming over there to have thank Giving dinner

1233
01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:06,080
Speaker 1: with you. They tired and they're not looking for that.

1234
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:08,040
Speaker 1: It would be nice, but you have some barbecue, have

1235
01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:10,479
Speaker 1: some different that they're gonna be tired of the turkey

1236
01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:13,800
Speaker 1: so different. We don't be like baby, we're gonna baby,

1237
01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:15,760
Speaker 1: We're gonna sit around. I got the whole thing later.

1238
01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:18,040
Speaker 1: I just did this yesterday. I'm not trying to do

1239
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:21,000
Speaker 1: this again. I didn't hell. I'm gonna go home with

1240
01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:25,439
Speaker 1: the play the food? What's that like to go from?

1241
01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:31,439
Speaker 1: I got this plays? Now you want to taste my

1242
01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:34,240
Speaker 1: broccoli castle role that came from over I came. I

1243
01:25:34,640 --> 01:25:37,679
Speaker 1: can't take that home. She can't be tasting your cooking.

1244
01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:40,719
Speaker 1: She gonna rinking that chips to all players and play,

1245
01:25:41,479 --> 01:25:44,880
Speaker 1: taking the plate, drive down the highway and throw it

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Speaker 1: out the damn window. You can't take that home. You

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01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:52,519
Speaker 1: can't take that home. He can't do that. She's gonna

1248
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:55,240
Speaker 1: recognize that. Did I hear you say? Like like you

1249
01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:57,840
Speaker 1: go back here, sap house. How is the castle roll?

1250
01:25:58,040 --> 01:26:05,800
Speaker 1: You know to me like the yams? Yeah, you get

1251
01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:07,680
Speaker 1: it home when you didn't put this You didn't put

1252
01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:11,240
Speaker 1: this peach cobbler in the fridy Where do you get

1253
01:26:11,280 --> 01:26:14,000
Speaker 1: that pitch comber front? That was good, you ain't that? Yeah?

1254
01:26:14,120 --> 01:26:17,639
Speaker 1: That was good because the most scared words in man,

1255
01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:26,200
Speaker 1: it's who's cheating? Is just in my plate? Love? She

1256
01:26:26,439 --> 01:26:28,040
Speaker 1: bite it to the plate your brother from my house.

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01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:30,479
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I know this for sure. That

1258
01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:40,639
Speaker 1: ain't your mama Green. Be careful. This is a rough

1259
01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:42,800
Speaker 1: time of the year right now, a lot of them

1260
01:26:42,880 --> 01:26:46,920
Speaker 1: we lose people runner. Yeah, and don't just throw it

1261
01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:52,400
Speaker 1: out to win the finer dog somewhere. That's hard over kid.

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01:26:52,439 --> 01:26:56,160
Speaker 1: The other thing to Jake Fellas, don't be too happy,

1263
01:26:56,520 --> 01:27:00,440
Speaker 1: just be even killed. Keep what do you mean, don't

1264
01:27:00,439 --> 01:27:02,519
Speaker 1: be too high like if you go see her come home,

1265
01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:07,559
Speaker 1: bring it back down right down that jolly. Don't come

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01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:10,240
Speaker 1: in with that jolly. Yeah, don't go in there with

1267
01:27:10,320 --> 01:27:16,519
Speaker 1: that saying put a cut on your jolly, your moves

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01:27:16,760 --> 01:27:19,720
Speaker 1: and yeah you got to come in like you just

1269
01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:24,080
Speaker 1: got off work. You know that that you just left. Well,

1270
01:27:24,160 --> 01:27:25,880
Speaker 1: what do you say to get out of the house.

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01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:29,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take mama. Yeah, let me run over here

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01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:32,639
Speaker 1: by wayne them until I come over there. Okay, no problem,

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01:27:32,680 --> 01:27:42,599
Speaker 1: all right with you. I'm not doing anything. Everybody call

1274
01:27:42,760 --> 01:27:48,519
Speaker 1: me filthy. Yeah, this is not the nineteen fifty. No,

1275
01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:53,080
Speaker 1: I can't have my woman around that filthy top. My baby.

1276
01:27:54,240 --> 01:27:59,639
Speaker 1: We were going to the movies. Yeah, later on, it's important.

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01:28:00,479 --> 01:28:06,160
Speaker 1: You might have to see holiday movies twice. Okay, players, players, players,

1278
01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:14,880
Speaker 1: listen to me. Keep your mouth shut right here in

1279
01:28:14,960 --> 01:28:22,880
Speaker 1: trouble right here, all right? Uh. Coming up next, we're

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01:28:22,920 --> 01:28:27,240
Speaker 1: gonna tell you about the Harvey Turkey Giveaway. Okay, you're

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01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:31,400
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve is off today.

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01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:34,800
Speaker 1: But a shout out going out to Steve and Marjorie,

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01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:39,360
Speaker 1: his wife, for their generous, generous, generous efforts. Um just

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01:28:39,640 --> 01:28:43,439
Speaker 1: loving hearts, just you know, great spirits. Yesterday we kicked

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01:28:43,479 --> 01:28:47,000
Speaker 1: off the annual Harvey Turkey Giveaway and the giving continues

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01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:50,000
Speaker 1: today all over the country. Carla, what you got now?

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01:28:50,439 --> 01:28:54,759
Speaker 1: We are giving away turkeys. It's the Harvey Annual Turkey Giveaway,

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01:28:54,800 --> 01:28:57,080
Speaker 1: as you just mentioned, and we will be in New

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01:28:57,160 --> 01:29:00,280
Speaker 1: York kicking things off one O seven five w B list.

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01:29:00,320 --> 01:29:03,560
Speaker 1: That's our home station in New York. We're swinging on

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01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:06,200
Speaker 1: over to d C w h U R d c

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01:29:06,640 --> 01:29:09,120
Speaker 1: B one oh three in Chicago w d A S

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01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:13,360
Speaker 1: and Philly N seven v k L in Norfolk, Virginia.

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01:29:13,479 --> 01:29:16,360
Speaker 1: We are all over the country. We're going down south,

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01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:20,599
Speaker 1: Nephew Dallas, Texas k r n B. Also the Beat

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01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:24,920
Speaker 1: in Tampa seven to Beat and Mixing ninety two point

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Speaker 1: three in Detroit, Tommy, you will be there today. In

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01:29:27,920 --> 01:29:32,639
Speaker 1: Detroit turkeys and in Houston, Texas who one oh four

1299
01:29:32,680 --> 01:29:35,479
Speaker 1: or five Kiss FM are new with family member. Also,

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01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:39,240
Speaker 1: the giveaway continues in Pittsburgh WAMMA one hundred and in

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01:29:39,600 --> 01:29:43,560
Speaker 1: Charlotte B one on one point nine. This is fantastic

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01:29:45,840 --> 01:29:48,320
Speaker 1: again to Stephen Marjorie, and thank you so very much

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01:29:48,439 --> 01:29:51,719
Speaker 1: for your thank you. Yes, but let me see that Listen.

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01:29:51,760 --> 01:29:54,040
Speaker 1: If I'm passing the turkey out to you in Detroit,

1305
01:29:54,479 --> 01:29:56,479
Speaker 1: I don't have time to take a picture and hold

1306
01:29:56,520 --> 01:29:58,559
Speaker 1: it's cold turkey. You're gonna have to take the turkey

1307
01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:04,320
Speaker 1: and keep it moving. That's all okay, Yeah, that's what

1308
01:30:04,560 --> 01:30:08,800
Speaker 1: I got to give me some glove today. Ya gonna say,

1309
01:30:09,280 --> 01:30:11,760
Speaker 1: I know one turkey give ways about to happen. What

1310
01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:14,720
Speaker 1: And I'm pretty sure Steve is gonna do it. He's

1311
01:30:14,720 --> 01:30:20,719
Speaker 1: about to give away Jay and Tammy. These two Jaff turkeys.

1312
01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:28,400
Speaker 1: Why we're in the seventies all of a sudden, these

1313
01:30:28,479 --> 01:30:40,400
Speaker 1: two jack that happened Remember Jaf Jabb George Georgie Jefferson. Wow,

1314
01:30:40,680 --> 01:30:42,640
Speaker 1: you know what? Nobody ever picked up on that name

1315
01:30:42,680 --> 01:30:44,880
Speaker 1: and market that. You know that? Just button ball. But

1316
01:30:45,400 --> 01:30:54,880
Speaker 1: I think job turning right on brother, right on the side.

1317
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:58,400
Speaker 1: Maybe we've stretched it out for as long as we

1318
01:30:58,520 --> 01:31:02,080
Speaker 1: could tell us about this holiday loving? Holiday loving? Is

1319
01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:05,320
Speaker 1: this Shirley, And this is what I tell my wife. Listen,

1320
01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:09,400
Speaker 1: however many times you get a plate, that's how much

1321
01:31:09,600 --> 01:31:12,600
Speaker 1: holiday loving? I won't. I won't loving every time you

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01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:16,559
Speaker 1: get a new plate. Holiday love it, Junior? You against

1323
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:20,760
Speaker 1: that if anybody against the holiday loving rule, and y'all

1324
01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:23,960
Speaker 1: can add to the rule, Junior, definitely, definitely I can

1325
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:27,360
Speaker 1: add a clicker in my I definitely want to add

1326
01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:31,360
Speaker 1: to the older players out there. Listen to me, the

1327
01:31:31,439 --> 01:31:38,320
Speaker 1: holidays coming up. Get your medication earlier, Okay, get you

1328
01:31:38,960 --> 01:31:42,400
Speaker 1: get check, get your no I'm talking about your fund mans,

1329
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:47,840
Speaker 1: get your fun mads. Get that now, so you're not

1330
01:31:48,160 --> 01:31:52,840
Speaker 1: backed up. Get your fun man right, go early in

1331
01:31:52,880 --> 01:32:01,000
Speaker 1: the morning when it ain't crowded anyway, Mr brown yours

1332
01:32:01,160 --> 01:32:06,559
Speaker 1: was ready every man. Hey, alright on that note, guys,

1333
01:32:06,640 --> 01:32:08,959
Speaker 1: we're gonna reel it in because we have to introduce

1334
01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:16,280
Speaker 1: and right here we was just reeling it out. We'll

1335
01:32:16,280 --> 01:32:18,160
Speaker 1: be back to wrap up the show at forty nine

1336
01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:22,360
Speaker 1: after the hour with just one more thing. You're listening

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01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:25,280
Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here we go with

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01:32:25,400 --> 01:32:29,400
Speaker 1: the last break of the day. With just one more thing, Carla,

1339
01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:33,400
Speaker 1: you're on next with your cooking tips, your your eras

1340
01:32:33,439 --> 01:32:38,160
Speaker 1: and oversights to avoid stress free Thanksgiving. I like it, Yeah,

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01:32:39,520 --> 01:32:44,360
Speaker 1: cooking turkey. I don't know what what else is cook

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01:32:45,200 --> 01:32:48,560
Speaker 1: I cooking the sad I gotta cook, coming about of

1343
01:32:48,560 --> 01:32:50,360
Speaker 1: house to pick up the turk. What are we talking about?

1344
01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:57,960
Speaker 1: What is called free cooking too? Cooking though, guys, it's

1345
01:32:58,040 --> 01:33:02,439
Speaker 1: hosting can be stressful. So much happening in the kitchen,

1346
01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:05,000
Speaker 1: so you know it's easy to make mistakes. But so

1347
01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:10,320
Speaker 1: I got some common Thanksgiving cooking eras and oversights to avoid.

1348
01:33:10,920 --> 01:33:14,759
Speaker 1: So your Turkey day is stress free? Not planning ahead?

1349
01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:18,679
Speaker 1: Number one thing you gotta plan ahead to make it work.

1350
01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:23,160
Speaker 1: So you gotta double triple check your shopping list, playing

1351
01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:25,800
Speaker 1: it all out. Your prep times, Junior, we talked about

1352
01:33:25,840 --> 01:33:29,200
Speaker 1: this the other day. Consider your prep times, cooked times,

1353
01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:33,559
Speaker 1: you know, just things making sure surely oven spaces available.

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01:33:33,600 --> 01:33:35,960
Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm talking to you. These are

1355
01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:38,120
Speaker 1: the things that you have to do. I don't know

1356
01:33:38,280 --> 01:33:50,160
Speaker 1: why take those books out, all right, forgetting the appetizers,

1357
01:33:50,680 --> 01:33:53,439
Speaker 1: forgetting the advertisers, because you know, we get so wrapped

1358
01:33:53,520 --> 01:33:57,280
Speaker 1: up in the cooking the sides and cooking of us

1359
01:33:57,360 --> 01:34:00,920
Speaker 1: and we forget that. Folks come over, they're hungry. Yeah,

1360
01:34:01,240 --> 01:34:05,320
Speaker 1: you want somebody waiting in, just a little somebody that

1361
01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:09,360
Speaker 1: sounds good, that sounds like, that's sound good, alright, alright,

1362
01:34:09,760 --> 01:34:14,160
Speaker 1: serving all the hot dishes. This goes back to planning.

1363
01:34:14,680 --> 01:34:16,960
Speaker 1: You can only heat up so many things that there's

1364
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:19,720
Speaker 1: only so much and you got none right, right, there's

1365
01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:21,400
Speaker 1: only so much of the space that you have, so

1366
01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:24,680
Speaker 1: you got to serve something like the salads, and you know,

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01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:28,599
Speaker 1: get all that together. Then let's see. All right, Tommy,

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01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:31,719
Speaker 1: you don't have this problem over cooking the turkey, because

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01:34:31,840 --> 01:34:35,280
Speaker 1: Tommy is a beast at frying the turkey. We get

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01:34:35,600 --> 01:34:38,280
Speaker 1: a fried turkey from Tommy every year, So Tommy, break

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01:34:38,360 --> 01:34:41,080
Speaker 1: it down, give them some pointers on frying turkey coming

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Speaker 1: all right, So here we go. So, first of all,

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01:34:42,840 --> 01:34:45,639
Speaker 1: if you've never fried a turkey before, the most important

1374
01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:49,120
Speaker 1: thing is throwing your turkey completely out. That is the

1375
01:34:49,240 --> 01:34:53,320
Speaker 1: most important thing. You're gonna fry it. But certainly, here's

1376
01:34:53,320 --> 01:34:59,040
Speaker 1: the deal when you burn your whole house down. What

1377
01:34:59,080 --> 01:35:05,200
Speaker 1: you're talking about? Sure, I'm just sure. When when people

1378
01:35:05,280 --> 01:35:07,479
Speaker 1: till my food, it's not the time for you to

1379
01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:12,479
Speaker 1: chat me when they talk about cooking food, just kicking.

1380
01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:17,200
Speaker 1: So anyway, I seasoned this turkey up real good. You

1381
01:35:17,320 --> 01:35:20,479
Speaker 1: have a syringe, you shoot it up. I shoot it up. Uh.

1382
01:35:20,880 --> 01:35:23,320
Speaker 1: My mother created this this season that she put together,

1383
01:35:23,439 --> 01:35:25,800
Speaker 1: so I have never forgotten it. She taught it to me.

1384
01:35:26,120 --> 01:35:28,960
Speaker 1: Shoot the turkey up completely. Let the turkeys sit in

1385
01:35:29,040 --> 01:35:34,840
Speaker 1: the frieze. You inject shoot up. But anyway, shoot the

1386
01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:38,120
Speaker 1: turkey up and put him in the fridge. I don't

1387
01:35:38,240 --> 01:35:42,040
Speaker 1: fry my turkey till Thursday morning, all right. So I

1388
01:35:42,120 --> 01:35:44,720
Speaker 1: tried to shoot him up on Tuesday and let him

1389
01:35:44,720 --> 01:35:47,479
Speaker 1: sit in the fridge till Thursday. Dropping me in like

1390
01:35:47,680 --> 01:35:50,599
Speaker 1: right before the hour before dinner. I dropped the turkeys,

1391
01:35:50,920 --> 01:35:53,120
Speaker 1: so I got I got three deep fry of course

1392
01:35:53,600 --> 01:36:00,880
Speaker 1: from our friends at Master Bill. A turkey is fifty minutes.

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01:36:01,080 --> 01:36:05,760
Speaker 1: It's it's three minutes per pound, three minutes per pound. Yeah,

1394
01:36:05,800 --> 01:36:08,479
Speaker 1: so if you buy a turkey that's uh one pound,

1395
01:36:08,600 --> 01:36:10,720
Speaker 1: you just cook it for three minutes. And nobody got

1396
01:36:10,840 --> 01:36:15,519
Speaker 1: a one pound weep talking about food? What is this ty?

1397
01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:24,639
Speaker 1: This turkey been on drugs with one pound? Okay, okay, alright, okay,

1398
01:36:25,640 --> 01:36:33,160
Speaker 1: you realized my head. Okay, sorry, if you don't know

1399
01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:36,719
Speaker 1: you are frying it in peanut oil, that is as

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01:36:39,520 --> 01:36:41,560
Speaker 1: Now do you tell people timing to make sure that

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01:36:41,880 --> 01:36:44,680
Speaker 1: outside when they're from but well you know you know

1402
01:36:45,080 --> 01:36:48,960
Speaker 1: Master Bild has a butter ball indoor cooking too, so

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01:36:49,240 --> 01:36:50,920
Speaker 1: I have both of them, have both. I have it

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01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:53,160
Speaker 1: where I got three fries gone. You can just drop

1405
01:36:53,240 --> 01:36:55,640
Speaker 1: them all in when I put in fifteen minutes, when

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01:36:55,640 --> 01:36:58,000
Speaker 1: I pull them up, I got three turkeys and they're ready.

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01:36:58,200 --> 01:37:00,519
Speaker 1: And what you want a time and like call is

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01:37:00,600 --> 01:37:03,640
Speaker 1: saying all insides need to be ready to pull that

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01:37:03,720 --> 01:37:06,599
Speaker 1: turkey out of time and because more people burn their

1410
01:37:06,680 --> 01:37:11,320
Speaker 1: houses down trying to fry turkey doing the holidays. It's

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01:37:11,400 --> 01:37:15,720
Speaker 1: just not for rookie. Don't do it amateurs. No, no,

1412
01:37:15,920 --> 01:37:18,320
Speaker 1: you gotta know what you're doing. But just like Tommy says,

1413
01:37:18,400 --> 01:37:22,040
Speaker 1: thanks to Master Built, we have indoor uh friars now

1414
01:37:22,160 --> 01:37:24,880
Speaker 1: so you can fry your turkey indoors and be safe.

1415
01:37:26,640 --> 01:37:31,320
Speaker 1: So I went home yesterday, shot up a bunch of

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01:37:31,360 --> 01:37:33,200
Speaker 1: turkeys because you know I'm in Detroit now, shot up

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01:37:33,200 --> 01:37:36,080
Speaker 1: a bunch of turkeys and make sure my family got

1418
01:37:36,120 --> 01:37:38,040
Speaker 1: what they need. You know, my son will drop them

1419
01:37:38,080 --> 01:37:41,720
Speaker 1: in and and hopefully the boy won't burn. How many

1420
01:37:41,880 --> 01:37:44,040
Speaker 1: how many checkers are you cooking for other people? Turning

1421
01:37:44,720 --> 01:37:47,120
Speaker 1: for other people outside of me? About? I shot up

1422
01:37:47,200 --> 01:37:50,439
Speaker 1: five extra ones, and of course call is in that

1423
01:37:50,600 --> 01:38:00,479
Speaker 1: five checks has four? No, I don't know that I

1424
01:38:00,600 --> 01:38:10,200
Speaker 1: love them. It's like when he takes us out to dinner.

1425
01:38:11,280 --> 01:38:15,439
Speaker 1: We're not paying. Now you're gonna change that attitude though,

1426
01:38:16,080 --> 01:38:18,720
Speaker 1: I'm start making y'all pick up something. I want to pay,

1427
01:38:18,800 --> 01:38:27,000
Speaker 1: but you're I don't think it's gonna work. When I

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01:38:27,040 --> 01:38:31,679
Speaker 1: got one more tip, guys for the host not accepting help.

1429
01:38:32,439 --> 01:38:36,200
Speaker 1: Hosting is far from easy. It is hard work. So

1430
01:38:36,479 --> 01:38:39,040
Speaker 1: accept offers from people who want to help. You wash

1431
01:38:39,120 --> 01:38:43,280
Speaker 1: the dishes, tabletting the table. You ain't gotta be superwoman,

1432
01:38:43,320 --> 01:38:45,519
Speaker 1: because I will try to be super woman. Last year

1433
01:38:45,720 --> 01:38:47,840
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving was at my house and we need to come

1434
01:38:47,880 --> 01:38:53,439
Speaker 1: on and before we go, wash your damn hands while

1435
01:38:53,520 --> 01:38:59,320
Speaker 1: you cook it. Yes, we gotta have it. Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving.

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01:39:00,120 --> 01:39:03,280
Speaker 1: Thanks We love you, We're thankful for you. Thank you.

1437
01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:15,719
Speaker 1: Sade piece. No turkey on Friday. For all Steve Harvey contests,

1438
01:39:15,760 --> 01:39:18,960
Speaker 1: no purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal

1439
01:39:19,040 --> 01:39:21,920
Speaker 1: US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated.

1440
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:25,040
Speaker 1: For complete contest rules, Physics Steve Harvey dot com. You're

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01:39:25,120 --> 01:39:27,519
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.