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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewels Show. And you texted

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Speaker 1: us at four one to six one and said he

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Speaker 1: had a dirty little secrets. So now we're calling you

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Speaker 1: back high nice, don't hang up. Oh uh oh yeah

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Speaker 1: that was like a month ago. I forgot about that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we forgot. We forgot to call you back right away.

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Speaker 1: It's at But you still have the dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I still do it? Sweet? What is it?

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Speaker 1: Can you tell us? It is not that it is

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Speaker 1: not that crazy, but basically my dirty little secret is

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Speaker 1: Um I liked it. I might be kissing myself in

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Speaker 1: the mirror. Um, I think that's a good dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Like how I got questions about it? Oh listen, it

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Speaker 1: is weird, but we're not gonna judge you. So I

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Speaker 1: just want to know more, you know, just a good

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Speaker 1: little makeout session, not not too long, but like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like in the mirror face gets some face to

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Speaker 1: face time. So when you're looking in the mirror and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna kiss yourself in the mirror, who's who kisses

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Speaker 1: first the mirror? Are you? Like? Is it kissing you?

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Speaker 1: Are you kissing it, I mean, I guess, I guess

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Speaker 1: science base. I kiss first and the reflection has like

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Speaker 1: a millisecond response, but it's pretty mutual either way. All right,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, how long do these makeout sessions last with yourself?

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Speaker 1: No longer than like five minutes, but usually like closer

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Speaker 1: to a minute something like that. And we're there, it's

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Speaker 1: do you lick? Are you like lick in the mirror?

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Speaker 1: I'm not always, but like Tom can get involved, sure, okay,

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Speaker 1: but it's just a flat surface, So like, how does

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Speaker 1: that It's it's a flat surface, but like it's like

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Speaker 1: a three D like person, like you know, it's better

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Speaker 1: than like a picture or anything. Like when you see

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Speaker 1: that when you see in the reflection, like it looks

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Speaker 1: like a person. Huh. I gotta be honest. At first,

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Speaker 1: when I heard you say that, I judged you and

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Speaker 1: I felt weird about it and I was like, this

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Speaker 1: guy's weird and stuff. But the more you talk about it,

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Speaker 1: the more I kind of want to do it. I

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Speaker 1: want to try it out. It's gotta be nice, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's not weird. It's not it's not necessarily about me.

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Speaker 1: It's just about like we're seeing a person, and haven't

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Speaker 1: seen the person move and breathing stuff. And you gotta

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Speaker 1: love yourself, right, you gotta love yourself, very true, But

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Speaker 1: a mirror. I think I might try this. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to try it in a public bathroom. I want

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Speaker 1: to try Yeah, I recommend not in a public bathroom.

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Speaker 1: There's the mirror, the better exactly, That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: You know, if I already know my tastes, like when's

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Speaker 1: the last time you kiss yourself in the mirror? Text

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Speaker 1: in four world, It's been a long time. I don't

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Speaker 1: know the last time I kissed myself in a mirror,

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Speaker 1: but now I want to try it. Thanks to your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Yeah, do it today. I will. Is

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Speaker 1: there anything else that you do to yourself in the mirror?

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Speaker 1: I would if I could, but the mirror stops me.

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Speaker 1: All right, man, thank you for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Thank everybody. You should do this on social in the

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Speaker 1: bat and then like, I'm gonna send the boss in

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Speaker 1: as well. Oh yeah, okay, can play a prank. I

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Speaker 1: love that. I'll make out with myself in the mirror

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Speaker 1: and then you tell the boss to come in, and well,

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Speaker 1: I know our boss. It might get crazy. Don't you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean, am I willing to do that? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: need a raise? Why not let's do that. Man. If

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Speaker 1: you want to check us out on socially, remember you

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Speaker 1: can do that at the Jewel Show. There might be

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Speaker 1: something up there later that you can well, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if it's beyond the only fans. We'll put it

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Speaker 1: on only thanks for me in the boss at the

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