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<v Speaker 1>a production of My Heart Radios How Stuff Works. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark, there's Charles W.

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<v Speaker 1>Chuck probably there's Jerry over there, and this is Stuff

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<v Speaker 1>you Should Know. Thank you for calling my eight hundred podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, Collar, Oh, that would be great, Chuck, right

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<v Speaker 1>to get that. We need to get that before we

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<v Speaker 1>released this episode, because some somebody, somebody, maybe a rest

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<v Speaker 1>boorg person is going to snag that and we'll have

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<v Speaker 1>to pay through the nose for it. I thought there

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<v Speaker 1>were so many very interesting things about this very seemingly

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<v Speaker 1>mundane topic. And uh, I just think it's interesting that

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<v Speaker 1>eight hundred numbers seem like something that would have gone

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<v Speaker 1>the way of nine hundred numbers, but they're still around

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<v Speaker 1>in the days where the Internet is thriving and the

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<v Speaker 1>Yellow Pages or I don't even did they still have

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<v Speaker 1>Yellow Pages? I think, yeah, I don't know. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I think I remember this one comedian years ago, I

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<v Speaker 1>was talking about the phone books when people are still

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<v Speaker 1>getting phone books, and he was like, the joke was

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<v Speaker 1>something about dropping out. Let me drop off four pound,

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<v Speaker 1>very small portion of the Internet on your front board.

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<v Speaker 1>But then they just stopped doing that altogether. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>know that they were doing it as recently as a

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<v Speaker 1>few years back, because they say would get dropped off

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<v Speaker 1>once in a while at the mailboxes that are condo

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<v Speaker 1>and um so I mean within the last ten years

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, five years maybe, I think is the last

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<v Speaker 1>time I saw one. So maybe they stopped because I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen it in a little while, but yes, so

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<v Speaker 1>toll free numbers, eight hundred numbers, they persist, they do,

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<v Speaker 1>and they really do. So this this how stuff works article.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the last the last number they had was

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<v Speaker 1>from two thousand eight, and it said that there were

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four million working toll free phone numbers in North America.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you don't know what we're talking about, we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about free phone numbers. Apparently in the United States

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<v Speaker 1>we call it toll free numbers. Everywhere else in the

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<v Speaker 1>world is called or the English speaking roll. At least

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<v Speaker 1>it's free phone numbers. So, um, there were twenty four

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<v Speaker 1>million in two thousand and eight. But get this, since

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<v Speaker 1>the advent of eight hundred numbers, they've released one, two, three, four, five, six,

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<v Speaker 1>seven different prefixes of toll free numbers, everything from eight hundred, eight, seven,

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<v Speaker 1>seven all the way down to eight three three is

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<v Speaker 1>where we're at now. And I did it, did a

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<v Speaker 1>little math. I'm kind of proud of myself for this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Chuck Sell. If you bear with me for a second,

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<v Speaker 1>for a seven digit number, you have nine million total

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<v Speaker 1>possible combinations because it starts technically with one million and

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<v Speaker 1>goes up to nine million, nine ninety nine, So you

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<v Speaker 1>have nine million total combinations in there. So each of

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<v Speaker 1>those prefixes allows for nine million combinations. So there's at

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<v Speaker 1>least there's seven prefixes. That means that there's at least

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<v Speaker 1>fifty four million plus a toll free number is in

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<v Speaker 1>use in America to day. To justify that many prefixes,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I can't wait for what that mass

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<v Speaker 1>person to write in and correct you do it? No, no, no, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's you forgot about blank. I will argue with you

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<v Speaker 1>all day long. I got this right. I got it

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<v Speaker 1>right for once. Uh, lots of toll free numbers, and

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<v Speaker 1>like you said, they go down to eight three three

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<v Speaker 1>Now I think eventually they're going to get eight to

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<v Speaker 1>two eight eight oh eight eight seven at eight eight

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<v Speaker 1>nine involved never eight one one or eight nine nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently yeah, supposedly. Uh, someone found an ancient text in

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<v Speaker 1>Aramaic that predicted that if eight one one were ever instituted,

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<v Speaker 1>that's when the universe ends. Can't do it so when

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<v Speaker 1>you dial a number. What this is all about, and

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<v Speaker 1>actually two things. What it used to be about was

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<v Speaker 1>largely for when calls costs money to make long distance

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<v Speaker 1>it was a way to route that charge back to

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<v Speaker 1>the person you're calling. Yeah, it was automatic collect calls.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. So if you were you know, they advertise

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<v Speaker 1>it as toll free. You don't have to pay a

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<v Speaker 1>toll on it. We're gonna eat that cost and you'll

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<v Speaker 1>know it because it's an eight hundred number. Then, over

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<v Speaker 1>the years it became more and more of a sort

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<v Speaker 1>of just if you want to be a legitimate business,

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<v Speaker 1>and especially a regional business or national or international business,

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<v Speaker 1>then you kind of had to have an eight hundred number.

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<v Speaker 1>Even once tolls, uh, phone charges and things and long

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<v Speaker 1>distance kind of became a thing of the past, it

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<v Speaker 1>just became sort of a i mean, sort of a

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<v Speaker 1>calling card, for lack of a better word, as Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we're a legit, big company. We've got an eight hundred number.

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<v Speaker 1>We're the third largest maker of bonking trundle beds. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>our eight hundred number. And in the old days, I

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned the yellow pages where you would advertise it's so

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<v Speaker 1>quaint to think about now is where you would advertise

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<v Speaker 1>in this big yellow book about your business and let

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<v Speaker 1>your fingers do the walk in. But back then it

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<v Speaker 1>was also eight hundred numbers were away that you could

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<v Speaker 1>save money by not having to advertise in the yellow

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<v Speaker 1>pages because you've got you know, one eight hundred you

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<v Speaker 1>know house painter right. Or this article, this how stuff

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<v Speaker 1>Works article cites a construction company called Asphalt Sources, Inc.

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<v Speaker 1>Which got I guess that catchy eight hundred number and

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<v Speaker 1>downsized their Yellow Pages add and saved more than twenty

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<v Speaker 1>seven thousand dollars by doing so. And to be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>it probably didn't hurt that they were also cited in

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<v Speaker 1>a house stuff Works article about toll free numbers. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>that was that was clunky, but definitely an example of

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<v Speaker 1>how things used to be. Yeah, but but that's the

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<v Speaker 1>point of eight hundred numbers. And that's also from what

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell. The reason that they still persist today

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<v Speaker 1>is that if you have a catch eight hundred number,

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<v Speaker 1>like you said, it makes you seem like a player

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<v Speaker 1>as far as business goes. But also, um, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>way to advertise, like I haven't seen the Empire today

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<v Speaker 1>add in three to five years, but I can tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that the numbers still eight hundred five eight eight

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<v Speaker 1>to three hundred Empire today. You remember that one cars

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<v Speaker 1>for kids? I don't remember that one in eight seven

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<v Speaker 1>seven cars for kids. I've never heard that one, really,

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<v Speaker 1>but I would probably remember that one. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll get to that a little in a little

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<v Speaker 1>more depth. Those are called vanity numbers, UM, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and there are statistics and they are pretty um stark

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<v Speaker 1>and how much people remember that compared to just some

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<v Speaker 1>regular old number. Right, So there's reasons for eight hundred

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<v Speaker 1>numbers and the fact that they're still around. There's reasons

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<v Speaker 1>for that too. But they started all the way back

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<v Speaker 1>in seven. And it's like you said, it was a

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<v Speaker 1>way to UM to make it easy for people to

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<v Speaker 1>place collect calls, which was there were two ways to

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<v Speaker 1>to make a long distance call. Either you paid for

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<v Speaker 1>it yourself it showed up on your phone bill, or

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<v Speaker 1>you could call the person you were calling collect, which

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<v Speaker 1>meant that you could you dialed the operator you said

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted to place a collect call. The operator called

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<v Speaker 1>that number for you and said, hey, I've got Josh

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<v Speaker 1>and Chuck on the line. Um, will you accept the charges?

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<v Speaker 1>Is what they asked, and the other person would inevitably

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<v Speaker 1>say no and hang up. If it had been somebody else,

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<v Speaker 1>they might have said yes, and then that person who

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<v Speaker 1>was receiving the call, they would be build for that.

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<v Speaker 1>That takes a lot of time and effort for a

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<v Speaker 1>phone call or for a phone company's operators to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>So the whole point of eight hundred numbers was to

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<v Speaker 1>automate the process, to take the operator out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>And so the person would say, I'm receiving these calls

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<v Speaker 1>at this number, go ahead and build me for them,

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<v Speaker 1>just without even asking. Yeah, and and I think that

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<v Speaker 1>story illustrates why I believe my theory is correct that

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<v Speaker 1>Gen X is the greatest generation. So great man, because

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<v Speaker 1>we we saw those early days that now feel like

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<v Speaker 1>we were in the nineteen twenties with stuff like this

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<v Speaker 1>and three TV channels growing up or three major networks rather.

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<v Speaker 1>But we're also we're young enough to where the um

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<v Speaker 1>technological boom didn't confuse us or pass us by or

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<v Speaker 1>pass us by, and we we've got we could dip

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<v Speaker 1>our toe into both. You know, we could grow up

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<v Speaker 1>on seventies music and also go to a E. D

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<v Speaker 1>M concert right without like being weird. Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, Chuck. We we might be the greatest generation

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<v Speaker 1>where the perfect generation perfect, That's right, I guess greatest

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<v Speaker 1>generation is taken. So yeah, of course, um in sixty

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<v Speaker 1>seven it started, like you said, in the very first

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<v Speaker 1>business to have an eight hundred number apparently was a

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<v Speaker 1>company that just hosted numbers for other companies, mainly like

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<v Speaker 1>car rentals and hotels and stuff like that. I think

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<v Speaker 1>they were like a call center. Yeah, and so they

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<v Speaker 1>went out of business, and then all those businesses that

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<v Speaker 1>were using them said, oh, well, we gotta get eight

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<v Speaker 1>hundred numbers now ourselves. Right. But the thing is is

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<v Speaker 1>a T and T was the only one with eight

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<v Speaker 1>hundred numbers because back in the day, a T and

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<v Speaker 1>T also known as mob Bell was like the basically

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<v Speaker 1>had a monopoly as far as telephones were concerned in

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<v Speaker 1>the United States. And so yeah, and so, um, if

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted an eight hundred number, you went to a

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<v Speaker 1>T and T. You got your eight hundred number, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you paid through the nose for it. They would

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<v Speaker 1>charge many, many times more than they would have charged

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<v Speaker 1>the caller had the caller just had been build themselves

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<v Speaker 1>for placing this long distance call, just for this toll

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<v Speaker 1>free service. Um. And that's just the way it was

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<v Speaker 1>until I believe it was four when truss Buster Ronald

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<v Speaker 1>Reagan saw to it that mob Bell was broken up

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<v Speaker 1>into all the regional else Yeah. So then, of course

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<v Speaker 1>when that happened, that opened up the world of competition

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<v Speaker 1>and the telephone industry in the United States kind of

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<v Speaker 1>for the first time. And then, of course what happens

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<v Speaker 1>is the cost to get an eight hundred number goes

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<v Speaker 1>way way down. You can get a lot more businesses

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<v Speaker 1>getting them, and then it just sort of became the

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<v Speaker 1>standard for any business that wanted to be even like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, a regional business. There was also a really

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<v Speaker 1>big innovation that gets overlooked too that was actually created

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<v Speaker 1>by a guy named Roy Webber who was an a

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<v Speaker 1>T and T engineer, and Roy Webber basically figured out

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<v Speaker 1>how to use eight hundred numbers, not as phone numbers

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<v Speaker 1>that were connected to a certain point in the telephone system,

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<v Speaker 1>but as a basically a code that could be translated

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<v Speaker 1>at a database into instructions. Are like, hey, here's this

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<v Speaker 1>number they put in, what are the instructions for this?

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<v Speaker 1>And in doing so he figured out how to make

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<v Speaker 1>toll free numbers go from regional to truly now, because

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<v Speaker 1>up until nineteen eighty you had to have a regional

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<v Speaker 1>toll free number for each region, and if you were

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<v Speaker 1>a national company like say Hurts or something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>you had a dozen or more toll free numbers that

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<v Speaker 1>you had to manage. Thanks to Roy Weber, who patented this,

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<v Speaker 1>but a T and T owns the patent um, so

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<v Speaker 1>he saw jack from it besides the salary um. This

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<v Speaker 1>changed everything and made a truly national thing to where

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<v Speaker 1>one one single eight hundred number could serve the entire

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<v Speaker 1>country for a business. And it made the whole thing

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<v Speaker 1>a lot um technically smoother too, from what I understand. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was sort of one of two big things that happened. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>The other one was in nineteen ninety four when the

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<v Speaker 1>law was passed that said you can port your phone

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<v Speaker 1>number between carriers. So if you're with one carrier and

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<v Speaker 1>you're not too happy back in the old days pre

0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:51.840
<v Speaker 1>ninety four, that meant you had to change your telephone number,

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<v Speaker 1>and that was no good for a business that was

0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:57.840
<v Speaker 1>trying to grow or a business that was already big, especially,

0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:02.120
<v Speaker 1>And so that law ga and teed that portability, Uh,

0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:03.960
<v Speaker 1>you could take your phone number with you, and that

0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:06.199
<v Speaker 1>was a really big, big kind of sea change in

0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:08.800
<v Speaker 1>the industry. Yeah, you could pick up your phone number

0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:12.839
<v Speaker 1>and carry it across land to the next body of water.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. Should we take a break? Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do that, okay, chuck um. So we're at when

0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:45.439
<v Speaker 1>we could poured our phone numbers. Yeah, And that was

0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:48.000
<v Speaker 1>kind of the last big change. That's when things started

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<v Speaker 1>growing so much that they had to I think in

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<v Speaker 1>ninety six they introduce eight eight. It seems like every

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<v Speaker 1>couple of years they started introducing new um what do

0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:04.520
<v Speaker 1>they call prefixes? Yeah, yeah, prefix exchanges. So we're down

0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:07.079
<v Speaker 1>to eight three three, right, I think that's where we

0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:11.640
<v Speaker 1>are currently. And then I've never seen that I have not,

0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:13.560
<v Speaker 1>not that I've ever noticed. But now I don't I

0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:16.080
<v Speaker 1>don't even pay attention. I don't call anything. I just

0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:19.000
<v Speaker 1>go online if I have to call out call. But

0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:21.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't like it at all, And most of the

0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:23.840
<v Speaker 1>time when I do, I'm just looking it up on

0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:26.600
<v Speaker 1>my phone and clicking like the call thing. I very

0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:30.480
<v Speaker 1>rarely type in a number anymore. And yet, bizarrely, E

0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:33.280
<v Speaker 1>numbers haven't gone anywhere, and again, apparently it's because of

0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:37.160
<v Speaker 1>the the whole um marketing thing UM, which is why

0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:40.640
<v Speaker 1>they're still around today. And then one other kind of

0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:45.520
<v Speaker 1>like um connection to the information age, the age of

0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:49.440
<v Speaker 1>the Internet and computers and all that stuff. Um that

0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:52.600
<v Speaker 1>eight hundred numbers have is that there was a period

0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:57.680
<v Speaker 1>from about two thousand seven, eight nine maybe up until

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<v Speaker 1>about two fourteen where the cons sept of uh uh,

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<v Speaker 1>say like a provider paying for your data when you

0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:08.480
<v Speaker 1>went on too a certain website, say they had a

0:15:08.480 --> 0:15:10.920
<v Speaker 1>website where they wanted to teach you all about their

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<v Speaker 1>new phones or something like that. You would not be

0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:18.240
<v Speaker 1>you you wouldn't be using any data while you were

0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:21.040
<v Speaker 1>on that site. And they originally called it one eight

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<v Speaker 1>data for interesting, and then they dropped that around two

0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:29.000
<v Speaker 1>fift and that was that. So here's something that I

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<v Speaker 1>found that is so boring, that I found so weirdly fascinating,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is the notion of the responsible Organization. Uh

0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:44.680
<v Speaker 1>maybe it's because it's the name. It just sounds really weird.

0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:49.920
<v Speaker 1>It sounds like a scientology like subsection or something the

0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:55.040
<v Speaker 1>rest org. So when you call a well, first of

0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:56.840
<v Speaker 1>all, all all these all these numbers, all these eight hundred

0:15:56.920 --> 0:15:59.880
<v Speaker 1>numbers are housed in a database called the eight hundred

0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:03.840
<v Speaker 1>Service Management System, the SMS eight hundred, and they know

0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:09.160
<v Speaker 1>every single exchange of the eight hundred variation and if

0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:12.800
<v Speaker 1>it's available, if it's being used, and how to route them.

0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:16.000
<v Speaker 1>And if you want one of these, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>contact something called a responsible organization. And that's just not

0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:24.320
<v Speaker 1>a descriptor like alright, I'll contact UNI SEF because they're

0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:28.800
<v Speaker 1>pretty responsibles. It's called a responsible organization. It's it's basically

0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:33.000
<v Speaker 1>like a domain name registrar for telephone for eight hundred numbers.

0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:37.200
<v Speaker 1>And it could be a company that does this, or

0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:39.680
<v Speaker 1>you could be a human being at home in your

0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:43.840
<v Speaker 1>basement that has set yourself up to be a rest org. Yeah,

0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:47.680
<v Speaker 1>you just have to be certified by the FCC. Um,

0:16:47.720 --> 0:16:49.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure how. I didn't get to see how.

0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:53.280
<v Speaker 1>But once you are certified, then you have access to

0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:56.640
<v Speaker 1>this database and you can legally say, now this number

0:16:56.680 --> 0:17:02.880
<v Speaker 1>is now taken by this person, right as nicely. Right, Um,

0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:06.600
<v Speaker 1>they're watching you, and if if you help an old

0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:09.159
<v Speaker 1>lady or man across the street in front of the

0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:13.280
<v Speaker 1>FCC building in DC, they take notice you're responsible. Just

0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:16.800
<v Speaker 1>one big test. But the the rest borg, I think

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<v Speaker 1>what bothers me is that stupid abbreviation for yeah, rest

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<v Speaker 1>boorg and the O is capitalized even though it's one

0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:28.520
<v Speaker 1>word and as an abbreviation. But the point is it

0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:31.200
<v Speaker 1>can be anybody. At first, it was just phone companies

0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:33.120
<v Speaker 1>that were able to do that, and then it kind

0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:36.520
<v Speaker 1>of became more democratized in the nineties. Um, and that

0:17:36.720 --> 0:17:39.600
<v Speaker 1>from that point, at the moment it became democratized, it

0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:44.840
<v Speaker 1>became corrupt almost immediately. Yeah, I mean corrupt in the

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<v Speaker 1>sense that, um, it's I think some ne'er do well,

0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:53.720
<v Speaker 1>some non responsible people. Hey, this would be a pretty

0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:57.040
<v Speaker 1>easy way to take advantage of people, um by acting

0:17:57.040 --> 0:18:00.280
<v Speaker 1>as a middleman and charging someone fifty bucks to say,

0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:02.600
<v Speaker 1>I can find them a toll three number. Here you go,

0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:05.520
<v Speaker 1>here's your number, right, which that in and of itself,

0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:08.359
<v Speaker 1>there's no problem with that, And apparently the SEC doesn't

0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:10.040
<v Speaker 1>have any problems with that. If you set yourself up

0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:12.800
<v Speaker 1>as a service, if you're really doing it. Yes, so

0:18:12.920 --> 0:18:15.199
<v Speaker 1>if you if you say, okay, you can come to

0:18:15.240 --> 0:18:17.600
<v Speaker 1>my website and you can look up a number and

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<v Speaker 1>I will try to find it for you, and if

0:18:19.280 --> 0:18:21.480
<v Speaker 1>it's available, I will I will get it for you,

0:18:21.640 --> 0:18:23.280
<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to charge you a fee for that.

0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:27.520
<v Speaker 1>There's nothing wrong with that morally, legally or otherwise. The

0:18:27.640 --> 0:18:31.400
<v Speaker 1>problem comes in where some of these rest boards say yes,

0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:34.160
<v Speaker 1>it's fifty bucks to search, and then oh, yeah, this

0:18:34.160 --> 0:18:36.800
<v Speaker 1>this number that ends in pain p A I in

0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:41.560
<v Speaker 1>that's gonna cost you an extra grand. That totally flies

0:18:41.600 --> 0:18:45.480
<v Speaker 1>in the face of the FCC rules surrounding phone numbers

0:18:45.480 --> 0:18:48.160
<v Speaker 1>of any kind, including toll free numbers, which is that

0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:51.480
<v Speaker 1>they're they're meant to be totally neutral. You're not supposed

0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:54.359
<v Speaker 1>to be able to profit off of a phone number whatsoever. Um.

0:18:54.440 --> 0:18:56.200
<v Speaker 1>You can profit off of like the search and all

0:18:56.200 --> 0:18:59.560
<v Speaker 1>that stuff, but a particular phone number is not. Its

0:18:59.560 --> 0:19:01.679
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be doled out on a first come, first

0:19:01.920 --> 0:19:07.680
<v Speaker 1>serve service basis with zero zero dollars attached to it whatsoever.

0:19:07.680 --> 0:19:10.080
<v Speaker 1>And that's just not how it works. Yeah, so you

0:19:10.119 --> 0:19:15.800
<v Speaker 1>can't goose somebody if Dr Paine once eight d or

0:19:15.880 --> 0:19:19.240
<v Speaker 1>tea pain, tea pain, tooth pain, No, just tea pain.

0:19:19.920 --> 0:19:23.239
<v Speaker 1>Your dentists can't get that one because t Pain's got it. Well,

0:19:23.280 --> 0:19:24.960
<v Speaker 1>they like you might get it, but they can't pay

0:19:25.000 --> 0:19:28.320
<v Speaker 1>extra for it. It's first come, first served always. Um.

0:19:28.440 --> 0:19:33.240
<v Speaker 1>You were only allowed to subscribe to the amount of

0:19:33.240 --> 0:19:35.560
<v Speaker 1>toll free numbers that you actually intend to use, so

0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:37.679
<v Speaker 1>you can't just go get a bunch, like lock up

0:19:37.720 --> 0:19:40.600
<v Speaker 1>a bunch, kind of like you can do with domain names. Actually,

0:19:40.680 --> 0:19:42.639
<v Speaker 1>now that they think about it, yeah, you can't do

0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:45.560
<v Speaker 1>that with eight hundred numbers. Can't do it. Uh. You

0:19:45.640 --> 0:19:49.080
<v Speaker 1>also to prevent this kind of hoarding, the mandate that

0:19:49.160 --> 0:19:52.560
<v Speaker 1>you allocate that reserved number within eight months, So it's

0:19:52.560 --> 0:19:55.200
<v Speaker 1>got I guess it's got to be in use within deadlines.

0:19:55.440 --> 0:19:58.560
<v Speaker 1>They have terms for this. Actually, brokering is selling and

0:19:58.560 --> 0:20:03.080
<v Speaker 1>profiting from numbers. There's hoarding, and then there's warehousing. Warehousing

0:20:03.160 --> 0:20:06.080
<v Speaker 1>is where you you take numbers even though there's there's

0:20:06.119 --> 0:20:09.240
<v Speaker 1>no one that you're directly getting at four. And then

0:20:09.280 --> 0:20:12.320
<v Speaker 1>hoarding is getting a bunch of numbers, sitting on them

0:20:12.359 --> 0:20:14.240
<v Speaker 1>and selling them. And this is a big no no.

0:20:14.760 --> 0:20:17.960
<v Speaker 1>But for a very long time it seemed to UM

0:20:18.240 --> 0:20:20.679
<v Speaker 1>the FCC and the people running the FEC that it

0:20:20.760 --> 0:20:24.520
<v Speaker 1>was not worth enforcing until I guess it got kind

0:20:24.560 --> 0:20:28.960
<v Speaker 1>of um kind of wild westy, and there was a

0:20:29.000 --> 0:20:33.280
<v Speaker 1>company called I T Connections that was fine three point

0:20:33.359 --> 0:20:37.720
<v Speaker 1>seven million dollars into the Oh yeah, these are all

0:20:37.760 --> 0:20:40.239
<v Speaker 1>like spam kings who came up with a sideline of

0:20:40.520 --> 0:20:43.600
<v Speaker 1>like selling telephone numbers, and their whole thing is no,

0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:46.640
<v Speaker 1>they're just performing a service. And then when the FEC says,

0:20:46.680 --> 0:20:49.399
<v Speaker 1>well then why isn't your service the same regardless of

0:20:49.440 --> 0:20:52.680
<v Speaker 1>any number, they say, well, this is all just supplying demand. Well,

0:20:52.680 --> 0:20:55.320
<v Speaker 1>there's not supposed to be any supplying demand. It's supposed

0:20:55.359 --> 0:20:59.159
<v Speaker 1>to be first come, first serve um. But that's and

0:20:59.240 --> 0:21:01.840
<v Speaker 1>apparently they just look the other way until I believe

0:21:01.880 --> 0:21:05.119
<v Speaker 1>two thousand seven ten, when the I T connect or

0:21:05.240 --> 0:21:08.800
<v Speaker 1>Connection Company got hit with that fine. You know, those

0:21:09.000 --> 0:21:14.920
<v Speaker 1>types of places discussed me more than just about anything. Yeah. Yeah,

0:21:14.960 --> 0:21:17.280
<v Speaker 1>it's the ones that like, uh, you know what I'm

0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:20.239
<v Speaker 1>talking about, Like the people that are like looking just

0:21:20.280 --> 0:21:24.880
<v Speaker 1>looking for the loopholes to exploit so they can rip

0:21:24.960 --> 0:21:27.600
<v Speaker 1>someone off the Yeah, the kind of people who carry

0:21:27.640 --> 0:21:29.399
<v Speaker 1>like a neck brace in their back seat at all

0:21:29.480 --> 0:21:35.359
<v Speaker 1>times in cases, or like I P trolls and uh yeah,

0:21:35.480 --> 0:21:37.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean we can't go down that road too much.

0:21:37.080 --> 0:21:39.920
<v Speaker 1>But the podcast industry, you know, kind of went through

0:21:39.920 --> 0:21:42.120
<v Speaker 1>a pretty famous situation like that a few years ago.

0:21:42.200 --> 0:21:45.679
<v Speaker 1>And I don't know, man, people that just just go

0:21:45.720 --> 0:21:48.800
<v Speaker 1>out and do some hard work. Yeah, you know, stop

0:21:48.840 --> 0:21:53.359
<v Speaker 1>stop speculating, don't look for the angle, right, do you

0:21:53.359 --> 0:21:56.520
<v Speaker 1>know to get rich? Yeah, because you're not creating anything.

0:21:56.520 --> 0:21:58.880
<v Speaker 1>You're just sucking the life out of stuff. God, it's

0:21:58.920 --> 0:22:02.040
<v Speaker 1>just so upsetting. Uh. Like you said, the FCC wasn't

0:22:02.040 --> 0:22:04.200
<v Speaker 1>paying a lot of attention. So these things have been

0:22:04.200 --> 0:22:08.800
<v Speaker 1>sold on eBay two at big fat price tags. Um.

0:22:08.880 --> 0:22:13.480
<v Speaker 1>And beyond just the FCC not paying attention is apparently

0:22:13.640 --> 0:22:15.880
<v Speaker 1>there's rest boards. It's it's just hard to keep track

0:22:15.920 --> 0:22:18.480
<v Speaker 1>and they can be disorganized. There's no real system to

0:22:18.480 --> 0:22:21.439
<v Speaker 1>get it all cleaned up, and so inadvertently this can

0:22:21.480 --> 0:22:24.800
<v Speaker 1>happen to Yeah. There was one famous case though, two

0:22:24.920 --> 0:22:28.080
<v Speaker 1>that that went to circuit court. I think maybe I

0:22:28.119 --> 0:22:31.080
<v Speaker 1>don't remember, but there was a Mercedes dealer in in

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<v Speaker 1>Minneapolis and St. Paul who had since the eighties eight

0:22:36.440 --> 0:22:40.000
<v Speaker 1>hundred Mercedes, and it went to his gold his Yeah,

0:22:40.119 --> 0:22:43.440
<v Speaker 1>when he said that, he think he he cites that

0:22:43.720 --> 0:22:47.280
<v Speaker 1>as reviving um just kind of a ho hum Mercedes

0:22:47.280 --> 0:22:49.919
<v Speaker 1>dealership that that phone number. So he wasn't about to

0:22:49.920 --> 0:22:52.359
<v Speaker 1>give it up. When Mercedes came around and said, hey,

0:22:52.400 --> 0:22:56.199
<v Speaker 1>we want that for our national customer service, he said no,

0:22:56.760 --> 0:22:58.639
<v Speaker 1>and they sued him for it. They basically tried to

0:22:58.680 --> 0:23:01.119
<v Speaker 1>get him on copyright and for a mint, and I

0:23:01.119 --> 0:23:03.320
<v Speaker 1>guess the judge of the jury found like, no, you

0:23:03.359 --> 0:23:06.879
<v Speaker 1>can't like, like a toll free number is not copyright infringement.

0:23:07.040 --> 0:23:09.840
<v Speaker 1>And so Mercedes to this day you have to call

0:23:10.119 --> 0:23:15.520
<v Speaker 1>eight hundred four fo R Mercedes, which does the other thing? Chuck?

0:23:15.760 --> 0:23:19.560
<v Speaker 1>You know my famous um dislike of acronyms that don't

0:23:19.640 --> 0:23:24.560
<v Speaker 1>include a word. Yeah, a phone number, a toll free

0:23:24.560 --> 0:23:28.760
<v Speaker 1>phone number that includes letters that go beyond the number

0:23:28.760 --> 0:23:31.680
<v Speaker 1>of possible numbers you can use. That really bugs me too,

0:23:32.680 --> 0:23:34.800
<v Speaker 1>I think because it was it wasn't until I was

0:23:34.840 --> 0:23:37.920
<v Speaker 1>in my twenties that I figured out what was going on. Yeah,

0:23:38.200 --> 0:23:40.080
<v Speaker 1>Like I would type the whole thing out and be like,

0:23:40.119 --> 0:23:42.359
<v Speaker 1>you know, connect and I'd be like, I'm not done

0:23:42.400 --> 0:23:45.760
<v Speaker 1>dialing yet. I But it was satisfying for that judge

0:23:45.800 --> 0:23:48.359
<v Speaker 1>to be able to shoot down a big corporation like

0:23:48.400 --> 0:23:52.119
<v Speaker 1>that under the you know, prior settled law of you snooze,

0:23:52.160 --> 0:23:58.360
<v Speaker 1>you lose, Sorry Mercedes, just because you're huge sorry finders

0:23:58.440 --> 0:24:00.800
<v Speaker 1>keepers and you snooze you loose. Man. Wouldn't court be

0:24:01.280 --> 0:24:06.560
<v Speaker 1>like kids Court? I didn't that a show Captain Kangaroo Court? Yeah?

0:24:06.560 --> 0:24:10.720
<v Speaker 1>Come on? So um, I think it's high time, Chuck.

0:24:10.800 --> 0:24:13.359
<v Speaker 1>Since we were talking about the eight hundred Mercedes case,

0:24:14.240 --> 0:24:18.280
<v Speaker 1>that very famous legal case in the United States, we

0:24:18.280 --> 0:24:22.000
<v Speaker 1>talked about vanity numbers because that is as vanity and

0:24:22.119 --> 0:24:25.760
<v Speaker 1>number as there ever has been. The singer Vanity could

0:24:25.840 --> 0:24:27.920
<v Speaker 1>have a phone number and it still wouldn't be more

0:24:27.960 --> 0:24:31.399
<v Speaker 1>of a vanity number than eight hundred Mercedes. Yeah, and

0:24:31.440 --> 0:24:34.560
<v Speaker 1>you know we we mentioned it earlier. These are pretty

0:24:34.600 --> 0:24:40.080
<v Speaker 1>tremendous advertising perks for a company if you get it.

0:24:40.119 --> 0:24:43.399
<v Speaker 1>If you land on a eight hundred Flowers or one

0:24:43.440 --> 0:24:47.560
<v Speaker 1>eight hundred go fed x um, you've struck gold because

0:24:47.560 --> 0:24:50.960
<v Speaker 1>that will stick in someone's head. They have done studies

0:24:51.000 --> 0:24:53.880
<v Speaker 1>over the years. There was one where they showed an

0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:57.879
<v Speaker 1>eighty four percent improvement and recall over newmeric phone numbers

0:24:57.920 --> 0:25:00.879
<v Speaker 1>and from like a TV ad or a billboard, and

0:25:00.920 --> 0:25:03.920
<v Speaker 1>if you're listening to the radio, it goes from SEV

0:25:05.240 --> 0:25:11.320
<v Speaker 1>recall to five recall. If it's got a catchy little jingly,

0:25:12.640 --> 0:25:14.920
<v Speaker 1>especially when there's a song attached to it, a toll

0:25:14.960 --> 0:25:18.560
<v Speaker 1>free vanity number. Yeah, that's it. I'm a huge, huge difference,

0:25:18.720 --> 0:25:21.600
<v Speaker 1>absolutely true. I can't imagine how much money F t

0:25:21.760 --> 0:25:27.000
<v Speaker 1>D has gotten from that Flowers phone numbers that there's Yeah,

0:25:27.480 --> 0:25:29.600
<v Speaker 1>I think they even have I think their website is

0:25:30.400 --> 0:25:33.280
<v Speaker 1>Flowers dot com. They got in there early. I guess

0:25:33.480 --> 0:25:36.879
<v Speaker 1>all these yeah, all these generic ones, you're there. They

0:25:36.880 --> 0:25:39.040
<v Speaker 1>know how to work the system and push people around

0:25:39.080 --> 0:25:42.280
<v Speaker 1>better than Mercedes lawyers too. Yeah, they send in the

0:25:42.280 --> 0:25:47.000
<v Speaker 1>guy with a little winged hat and loincloth, what starts

0:25:47.000 --> 0:25:49.760
<v Speaker 1>shoving people around? Didn't that One't that? F tds uh

0:25:50.040 --> 0:25:55.280
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah yeah, describing You're like, why do you have

0:25:55.320 --> 0:25:59.520
<v Speaker 1>a video camera on me? Right? Yeah? No, it totally was.

0:25:59.560 --> 0:26:03.680
<v Speaker 1>He was that herms Hermes are Mercury. I think, um

0:26:03.840 --> 0:26:07.199
<v Speaker 1>so I mentioned, you know, those good generic ones. It

0:26:07.320 --> 0:26:09.399
<v Speaker 1>is great if you have one eight hundred Flowers, of course,

0:26:09.480 --> 0:26:12.440
<v Speaker 1>but uh they interviewed someone for this house stuff works

0:26:12.520 --> 0:26:15.680
<v Speaker 1>article who knows a lot about this stuff, and they

0:26:15.720 --> 0:26:19.200
<v Speaker 1>say and Quimby says, yeah, you know, these generic ones

0:26:19.240 --> 0:26:20.960
<v Speaker 1>are fine, but they're all taking. What you really want

0:26:20.960 --> 0:26:23.800
<v Speaker 1>these days is to get in there and actually try

0:26:23.800 --> 0:26:27.159
<v Speaker 1>and say something about your company as well. So instead

0:26:27.200 --> 0:26:31.040
<v Speaker 1>of one eight hundred car loans, it's one eight hundred

0:26:31.119 --> 0:26:35.199
<v Speaker 1>quick loan or one eight hundred fast Closer. That to

0:26:35.280 --> 0:26:37.520
<v Speaker 1>me would be a red flag to stay away from

0:26:37.600 --> 0:26:43.159
<v Speaker 1>that mortgage company fast closer. Yeah, one hundred fast closer, Yeah,

0:26:43.160 --> 0:26:45.359
<v Speaker 1>which is and you'll note that it doesn't have to

0:26:45.400 --> 0:26:48.200
<v Speaker 1>be seven digits. It can be over seven digits. Obviously

0:26:48.520 --> 0:26:52.360
<v Speaker 1>drives me bad. Why just because the extra number. Yeah,

0:26:52.480 --> 0:26:58.119
<v Speaker 1>it's it's just not it's not it's not it's missing

0:26:58.160 --> 0:27:01.920
<v Speaker 1>the mark. Anybody can be one to three, so that

0:27:01.960 --> 0:27:08.960
<v Speaker 1>would be fast cloth. Yeah, just go with that, and

0:27:09.000 --> 0:27:11.040
<v Speaker 1>then and then make it part of your ad that

0:27:11.080 --> 0:27:16.840
<v Speaker 1>this is silent or one eight quick loan would be

0:27:16.840 --> 0:27:22.360
<v Speaker 1>one eight hundred kuai kakloa. Yes, I would remember that.

0:27:23.640 --> 0:27:25.560
<v Speaker 1>I would remember that. I feel like we should get

0:27:25.600 --> 0:27:29.080
<v Speaker 1>an eight hundred number. I had the same thought. Actually,

0:27:29.080 --> 0:27:31.439
<v Speaker 1>did you really? Yeah? What could we do with it?

0:27:31.640 --> 0:27:35.800
<v Speaker 1>Eight hundred podcast is actually perfect? But we do with it?

0:27:35.840 --> 0:27:37.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. We could We could leave messages on

0:27:37.880 --> 0:27:41.080
<v Speaker 1>it once in a while. We could do a nine

0:27:41.119 --> 0:27:43.880
<v Speaker 1>hundred number. Yeah, it makes some cash and we'll talk

0:27:43.880 --> 0:28:08.480
<v Speaker 1>about that right after this, So chuck your right. A

0:28:08.520 --> 0:28:11.240
<v Speaker 1>nine hundred number makes way more sense because we could

0:28:11.280 --> 0:28:15.160
<v Speaker 1>be rolling in it if it were. Yeah, I think

0:28:15.200 --> 0:28:18.359
<v Speaker 1>younger listeners might not fully appreciate the fact that there

0:28:18.400 --> 0:28:23.360
<v Speaker 1>was a point in time. How many years did this?

0:28:23.359 --> 0:28:25.480
<v Speaker 1>This was less than ten even hey, yeah it was.

0:28:25.560 --> 0:28:29.080
<v Speaker 1>The heyday was basically seven to I think about ninety.

0:28:30.359 --> 0:28:32.320
<v Speaker 1>People really figured out what a rip off it was

0:28:33.320 --> 0:28:35.520
<v Speaker 1>about six years. There was a time, a six year

0:28:35.560 --> 0:28:38.440
<v Speaker 1>period in this country where you could set up a

0:28:38.560 --> 0:28:43.840
<v Speaker 1>nine hundred number that was it could be anything, but

0:28:44.400 --> 0:28:48.480
<v Speaker 1>it was basically an audio message of some kind and

0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:55.440
<v Speaker 1>people would pay a ton of money to call in

0:28:55.560 --> 0:28:58.840
<v Speaker 1>to speak to hear about the Kiss Army, or to

0:28:58.920 --> 0:29:05.280
<v Speaker 1>hear about Iffany the Singer, or Grandpa Munster, or the

0:29:05.720 --> 0:29:11.040
<v Speaker 1>Psychic hot line or the board sexy roommates like you

0:29:11.400 --> 0:29:14.280
<v Speaker 1>name it. Yeah, yeah, a lot of them especially were

0:29:14.560 --> 0:29:21.560
<v Speaker 1>um uh what would they call them? Phone sex That's right, No,

0:29:21.720 --> 0:29:24.040
<v Speaker 1>well they so there was this, there was this idea

0:29:24.120 --> 0:29:26.600
<v Speaker 1>that so early on a lot of them were, and

0:29:26.600 --> 0:29:29.240
<v Speaker 1>then it spread out into more and more ideas, but

0:29:29.360 --> 0:29:32.440
<v Speaker 1>it was stuck. It was kind of saddled with that

0:29:32.520 --> 0:29:35.880
<v Speaker 1>idea that it was all just phone sex lines unfairly,

0:29:35.920 --> 0:29:38.280
<v Speaker 1>but that was the reputation it had. But yeah, you could,

0:29:38.800 --> 0:29:41.080
<v Speaker 1>you could do anything. And the whole thing started very

0:29:41.120 --> 0:29:44.800
<v Speaker 1>simply and primitively, I believe, with um not it wasn't

0:29:44.800 --> 0:29:46.640
<v Speaker 1>the first one. NASA wasn't the first one, but NASA

0:29:46.680 --> 0:29:48.960
<v Speaker 1>had one of the first successful ones, which I just loved.

0:29:50.120 --> 0:29:55.160
<v Speaker 1>It was called dial a shuttle and one nine nine NASA.

0:29:55.640 --> 0:29:58.480
<v Speaker 1>You could listen to conversations between ground control and the

0:29:59.040 --> 0:30:02.880
<v Speaker 1>astronauts on the S shuttle, which was a huge There

0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:05.640
<v Speaker 1>was like a million people called in in nineteen eighty

0:30:05.680 --> 0:30:08.840
<v Speaker 1>two alone, um, and every single one of those people

0:30:08.880 --> 0:30:11.240
<v Speaker 1>were paying, from what I saw, a minimum of two

0:30:11.240 --> 0:30:13.680
<v Speaker 1>dollars a minute when you call the nine hundred number.

0:30:13.680 --> 0:30:16.440
<v Speaker 1>Two dollars was the was the base that I think,

0:30:16.680 --> 0:30:20.040
<v Speaker 1>like your phone company was going to charge for the service,

0:30:20.320 --> 0:30:23.480
<v Speaker 1>and then whatever extra beyond two dollars it was was

0:30:23.560 --> 0:30:27.840
<v Speaker 1>what the the entrepreneur, the nine hundred number information provider

0:30:28.160 --> 0:30:31.000
<v Speaker 1>was charging. So if you paid a minute for every

0:30:31.040 --> 0:30:33.440
<v Speaker 1>minute of content that you sat there and listened to

0:30:33.560 --> 0:30:36.560
<v Speaker 1>on your phone, you were paying that person who was

0:30:36.640 --> 0:30:40.320
<v Speaker 1>just some schmo who record, had somebody record some stuff

0:30:40.360 --> 0:30:42.440
<v Speaker 1>for a nine hundred number. They were getting a dollar

0:30:42.520 --> 0:30:45.080
<v Speaker 1>a minute for every single person that called in. And

0:30:45.560 --> 0:30:48.800
<v Speaker 1>very quickly from when this started in seven, when AT

0:30:48.920 --> 0:30:52.080
<v Speaker 1>and T started a program that said you can provide

0:30:52.080 --> 0:30:54.960
<v Speaker 1>your own content and get your own nine hundred number. Um,

0:30:55.000 --> 0:30:59.160
<v Speaker 1>it made a lot of people very rich, like very quickly. Yeah,

0:30:59.200 --> 0:31:03.000
<v Speaker 1>it was a way to make a lot of dough fast. Um.

0:31:03.040 --> 0:31:05.640
<v Speaker 1>I think there was this one meeting. Uh, I don't

0:31:05.680 --> 0:31:06.880
<v Speaker 1>I was about to call it a famous meeting. It

0:31:06.880 --> 0:31:09.840
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't famous at all. It was Appalachian. Yeah, it was

0:31:09.960 --> 0:31:12.160
<v Speaker 1>this meeting that they referenced in this article. At least

0:31:12.160 --> 0:31:15.880
<v Speaker 1>where'd you get this price snomics? Priceonomics? Man, God bless them?

0:31:15.920 --> 0:31:18.320
<v Speaker 1>This is by Seawan Revive. Yeah, it was a good article.

0:31:18.360 --> 0:31:21.200
<v Speaker 1>It's very cool, the rise and fall of the nine number.

0:31:21.560 --> 0:31:25.640
<v Speaker 1>But this was a telecom strategist named Bruce Kushnik who

0:31:25.680 --> 0:31:28.480
<v Speaker 1>helped Sprint start their own nine hundred service in the

0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:32.200
<v Speaker 1>late eighties, and he said that he remembers a meeting

0:31:32.200 --> 0:31:34.960
<v Speaker 1>where they had twenty five or so of the first

0:31:35.000 --> 0:31:37.880
<v Speaker 1>developers that did this in a room and said raise

0:31:37.920 --> 0:31:39.880
<v Speaker 1>your hand if you're a millionaire, and like almost everyone

0:31:39.960 --> 0:31:44.320
<v Speaker 1>raised their hand, and they were just they were They

0:31:44.320 --> 0:31:46.200
<v Speaker 1>had to know that it was a short window, I think,

0:31:46.200 --> 0:31:48.600
<v Speaker 1>which is probably why they they weren't just like, yeah,

0:31:48.600 --> 0:31:50.440
<v Speaker 1>I'll just do this one number. They were like, it's

0:31:50.440 --> 0:31:53.240
<v Speaker 1>a gold mine out there for probably five years. Yeah,

0:31:53.280 --> 0:31:56.040
<v Speaker 1>and if you were like a celebrity like Whole Cogan

0:31:56.440 --> 0:32:00.840
<v Speaker 1>or yeah really any w w F Wrestler, Glow Wrestler

0:32:00.960 --> 0:32:03.440
<v Speaker 1>or New Kids on the Block or DJ Jazzy Jeff

0:32:03.440 --> 0:32:07.080
<v Speaker 1>in the Fresh Prince, like some guy would come up

0:32:07.080 --> 0:32:09.240
<v Speaker 1>to you and say, Hey, I've got this business idea

0:32:09.280 --> 0:32:12.120
<v Speaker 1>for you, and we're gonna charge three and we're gonna

0:32:12.160 --> 0:32:14.760
<v Speaker 1>split a dollar ninety five. All you have to do

0:32:14.880 --> 0:32:18.479
<v Speaker 1>is read this you know, five minutes script, you know,

0:32:18.560 --> 0:32:20.680
<v Speaker 1>once a week or once every two weeks or something

0:32:20.720 --> 0:32:23.600
<v Speaker 1>like that, and then that's it. We're gonna split this money.

0:32:23.600 --> 0:32:26.480
<v Speaker 1>And it made a bunch of money. It was really

0:32:26.560 --> 0:32:30.160
<v Speaker 1>popular for for a very brief time. And the reason

0:32:30.200 --> 0:32:33.400
<v Speaker 1>why it was popular was because it was um as

0:32:33.800 --> 0:32:36.480
<v Speaker 1>Sean Revie puts it, it it was like a proto Internet,

0:32:37.040 --> 0:32:41.400
<v Speaker 1>except rather than everything being free and then advertising driven

0:32:41.640 --> 0:32:44.000
<v Speaker 1>where you get the content free, but you you know,

0:32:44.240 --> 0:32:48.880
<v Speaker 1>have you're subjected to ads. Sounds vaguely familiar for some reason, Um,

0:32:49.240 --> 0:32:53.640
<v Speaker 1>you paid for this free content. Yeah, and it but

0:32:53.920 --> 0:32:56.040
<v Speaker 1>it had such a range, like you were talking about

0:32:56.080 --> 0:33:00.800
<v Speaker 1>everything from like Dj Jazzy Jeff doing something too, uh

0:33:01.000 --> 0:33:04.640
<v Speaker 1>vote for Miss America or some legitimate things like and

0:33:04.640 --> 0:33:06.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how good or legit it was, but

0:33:07.040 --> 0:33:10.840
<v Speaker 1>you can get tax helper, insurance advice or whatever, or

0:33:10.920 --> 0:33:14.720
<v Speaker 1>tech support to play wheel of fortune like Interact a

0:33:14.760 --> 0:33:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Wheel of Fortune, or farm commodity prices. It was just

0:33:18.680 --> 0:33:23.400
<v Speaker 1>all over the map. People realized we can get information

0:33:23.440 --> 0:33:26.840
<v Speaker 1>to people and charge a lot of money for it,

0:33:27.000 --> 0:33:30.880
<v Speaker 1>and especially if there are children involved, you can basically

0:33:30.920 --> 0:33:34.000
<v Speaker 1>trick them into running up a huge bill that their

0:33:34.040 --> 0:33:36.680
<v Speaker 1>parents are gonna have to pay. Yeah, man, that's Santa.

0:33:36.760 --> 0:33:39.960
<v Speaker 1>When do you remember that? I remember, man, totally. So

0:33:40.320 --> 0:33:42.720
<v Speaker 1>there was this Santa line, Chuck, you gotta tell about

0:33:42.720 --> 0:33:48.120
<v Speaker 1>the Santa line. Well, the Santa why because I called it? Yeah? Yeah.

0:33:48.120 --> 0:33:51.560
<v Speaker 1>This was a Santa Claus hotline that asked kids to

0:33:51.640 --> 0:33:54.720
<v Speaker 1>hold up their phone to the screen, and when they

0:33:54.760 --> 0:33:58.240
<v Speaker 1>did that, there was a tone, a programmed tone that

0:33:58.360 --> 0:34:02.040
<v Speaker 1>automatically dialed the number that I guess your phone would hear.

0:34:03.040 --> 0:34:04.800
<v Speaker 1>And then all of a sudden, this kid was hooked

0:34:04.840 --> 0:34:08.560
<v Speaker 1>up to Santa Claus hotline where it was probably I mean,

0:34:08.560 --> 0:34:09.920
<v Speaker 1>what do you think? It was probably just some Santa

0:34:09.920 --> 0:34:12.440
<v Speaker 1>Claus saying that he was working very hard on everyone's

0:34:12.480 --> 0:34:16.000
<v Speaker 1>gifts to be a good boy for minutes and minutes

0:34:16.040 --> 0:34:19.080
<v Speaker 1>and minutes for two or more a minute, So the

0:34:19.160 --> 0:34:22.960
<v Speaker 1>kid didn't even dial the number like the ad dialed

0:34:22.960 --> 0:34:25.160
<v Speaker 1>it for them with the tones. Yeah, and that was

0:34:25.960 --> 0:34:28.160
<v Speaker 1>one of the one of the big fraudulent things about

0:34:28.360 --> 0:34:30.840
<v Speaker 1>a lot of these, And some of them are legit.

0:34:30.880 --> 0:34:33.320
<v Speaker 1>They might have been dumb, but they weren't like literally

0:34:33.400 --> 0:34:36.560
<v Speaker 1>ripping you off by causing these long delays. But a

0:34:36.560 --> 0:34:39.880
<v Speaker 1>lot of them would do these long delays. And I

0:34:39.920 --> 0:34:41.960
<v Speaker 1>don't know about the Santa one, but I could totally

0:34:42.000 --> 0:34:47.040
<v Speaker 1>see like, what's your name, son, Well, let me see

0:34:47.040 --> 0:34:49.520
<v Speaker 1>what I've got for you, and then for the next

0:34:49.560 --> 0:34:52.480
<v Speaker 1>ten minutes like, well it's not this one. Let me

0:34:52.520 --> 0:34:55.920
<v Speaker 1>look in this other room over here. Yeah, and like

0:34:55.960 --> 0:34:58.120
<v Speaker 1>a kid would sit there for thirty minutes waiting to

0:34:58.120 --> 0:35:00.920
<v Speaker 1>see what Santa had for him. Yeah, there was, there was.

0:35:01.080 --> 0:35:05.560
<v Speaker 1>It was pretty perennial. Um the headlines or articles about

0:35:05.920 --> 0:35:08.320
<v Speaker 1>some family that got hit with like a ten thousand

0:35:08.360 --> 0:35:11.200
<v Speaker 1>dollar phone bill or something like that. Um. There was

0:35:11.239 --> 0:35:15.279
<v Speaker 1>one girl who famously called um the two Corey's hotline

0:35:15.840 --> 0:35:20.200
<v Speaker 1>two hundred and sixteen times commercials on YouTube. Yeah, there's

0:35:20.239 --> 0:35:23.360
<v Speaker 1>actually there's a BuzzFeed article called thirty of the weirdest

0:35:23.440 --> 0:35:26.640
<v Speaker 1>nine numbers from the nineties, and they mentioned one that

0:35:26.800 --> 0:35:31.000
<v Speaker 1>I hadn't heard of before that I'm not convinced isn't

0:35:31.200 --> 0:35:34.640
<v Speaker 1>an Internet meme, like a fake Internet meme, But it

0:35:34.719 --> 0:35:40.560
<v Speaker 1>is the crying number, where this ad mentions it's like,

0:35:40.640 --> 0:35:43.600
<v Speaker 1>why are all these people crying to find out call

0:35:43.680 --> 0:35:45.560
<v Speaker 1>this number? And these people are having like this kind

0:35:45.600 --> 0:35:49.839
<v Speaker 1>of cathartic sobbing cry on the phone, and it looks real,

0:35:50.239 --> 0:35:55.320
<v Speaker 1>but it's so tantalizing lee wrong that it isn't quite nineties.

0:35:55.360 --> 0:35:57.480
<v Speaker 1>It's way more of the twenty one century and like

0:35:57.560 --> 0:36:00.680
<v Speaker 1>the idea of it than interesting than at So I'm

0:36:00.680 --> 0:36:03.719
<v Speaker 1>not sure it's real. I couldn't find anything about it either,

0:36:03.880 --> 0:36:07.040
<v Speaker 1>other than there's this ad that exists. There was nobody

0:36:07.480 --> 0:36:09.759
<v Speaker 1>on the internet who's like I called this and yes,

0:36:09.840 --> 0:36:14.440
<v Speaker 1>this is totally real. Yeah. Um. The Prisonomics article mentions

0:36:14.480 --> 0:36:16.600
<v Speaker 1>another one whether it was and I think these were

0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:19.400
<v Speaker 1>pretty common too, And this is the just the worst

0:36:19.400 --> 0:36:22.279
<v Speaker 1>when you're like praying on someone that needs work, when

0:36:22.320 --> 0:36:24.960
<v Speaker 1>you would call a nine hundred number for driver jobs,

0:36:25.840 --> 0:36:28.759
<v Speaker 1>um at twenty dollars a call. But what they didn't

0:36:28.800 --> 0:36:31.080
<v Speaker 1>tell you was there was only like two or three positions,

0:36:31.680 --> 0:36:33.680
<v Speaker 1>so they get all these people calling in at twenty

0:36:33.680 --> 0:36:38.160
<v Speaker 1>bucks a pop for the same three positions, right, just

0:36:38.239 --> 0:36:42.400
<v Speaker 1>so mean. There was also a hotline that you could call,

0:36:42.440 --> 0:36:45.400
<v Speaker 1>a nine hundred number that charged you twenty five dollars

0:36:45.400 --> 0:36:48.920
<v Speaker 1>to learn how to set up your own nine hotline. Yeah,

0:36:49.120 --> 0:36:51.640
<v Speaker 1>that one makes sense that one might have paid off.

0:36:52.400 --> 0:36:54.680
<v Speaker 1>And then the phone sex it was that was a big,

0:36:54.719 --> 0:36:57.719
<v Speaker 1>big thing. And um, I never called any of those,

0:36:57.760 --> 0:37:00.880
<v Speaker 1>but those uh. In the in the Robert All movie Shortcuts,

0:37:00.880 --> 0:37:02.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, Jennifer Jason Lee was a phone sex operator,

0:37:02.960 --> 0:37:06.239
<v Speaker 1>and some very funny scenes of her, like with a

0:37:06.239 --> 0:37:08.560
<v Speaker 1>baby in one arm and a cigarette and like doing

0:37:08.600 --> 0:37:12.160
<v Speaker 1>her ironing and okay, house cleaning while she was like,

0:37:12.320 --> 0:37:15.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, talking dirty. I was trying to remember what

0:37:15.680 --> 0:37:17.920
<v Speaker 1>what movie it was. It was Shortcuts. I was thinking

0:37:17.960 --> 0:37:21.399
<v Speaker 1>it was. It isn't um Punch Drunk Love. Yeah, there's

0:37:21.440 --> 0:37:25.480
<v Speaker 1>a sex line subplot in that one too. Who is it?

0:37:26.080 --> 0:37:30.359
<v Speaker 1>Who's the love interest in that? Uh? In Punch Drunk Love,

0:37:30.400 --> 0:37:34.440
<v Speaker 1>the love interest is it was Emily Watson, Okay? And

0:37:34.520 --> 0:37:37.520
<v Speaker 1>she was she yeah, she was. She was the one

0:37:37.520 --> 0:37:40.440
<v Speaker 1>who was doing the phone sex line and then Philip

0:37:40.480 --> 0:37:43.080
<v Speaker 1>Seymour Hoffman was like the owner of it. No, I

0:37:43.080 --> 0:37:47.719
<v Speaker 1>don't think she worked for him. Philip Seymour Hoffman was, Oh,

0:37:47.760 --> 0:37:51.359
<v Speaker 1>he was blackmailing Adam Sandler that way. I finally saw

0:37:51.480 --> 0:37:54.480
<v Speaker 1>Uncut gems Man. Jesus, Oh, yeah, did you like it

0:37:54.560 --> 0:37:57.640
<v Speaker 1>or hate it? I hated it? Did you really? I

0:37:57.719 --> 0:38:01.080
<v Speaker 1>hated it more than I've hated any movie in a while.

0:38:01.120 --> 0:38:05.120
<v Speaker 1>And because it's possible, those brothers listen to this, and

0:38:05.160 --> 0:38:07.400
<v Speaker 1>I know it must it was clearly they worked very

0:38:07.400 --> 0:38:09.279
<v Speaker 1>hard on it, and like they must be very proud

0:38:09.280 --> 0:38:11.080
<v Speaker 1>of it. But I hate that movie. Oh man, it

0:38:11.160 --> 0:38:14.760
<v Speaker 1>was my favorite movie the year. You're crazy. I'm not crazy.

0:38:14.840 --> 0:38:17.239
<v Speaker 1>It's a lot of people's favorite movie. Wow, I'm no.

0:38:17.400 --> 0:38:20.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, Chuck, I'm surprised that you think it

0:38:20.480 --> 0:38:25.759
<v Speaker 1>was the I loved it. Well, we disagree on that one. No,

0:38:25.880 --> 0:38:29.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's a divisive movie. I haven't met many people.

0:38:29.640 --> 0:38:31.880
<v Speaker 1>We've been a lot, We've done a lot of stuff

0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:33.520
<v Speaker 1>on that on movie Crush, and I haven't talked too

0:38:33.560 --> 0:38:35.239
<v Speaker 1>many people that are like, I don't know, I could

0:38:35.239 --> 0:38:36.799
<v Speaker 1>take your leave. It was all right. Most people are

0:38:36.880 --> 0:38:39.240
<v Speaker 1>like I loved it and I loved that those guys

0:38:39.239 --> 0:38:43.160
<v Speaker 1>bring that kind of intensity and stress to a film. Uh,

0:38:43.160 --> 0:38:46.120
<v Speaker 1>and some people are just like, uh uh it was

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<v Speaker 1>it was almost exclusively the ending for me, the very

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<v Speaker 1>very end. Yeah. Oh, I loved the ending. No, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't get to do that. That's against all the rules. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh gosh, I thought it was so great. Now and

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<v Speaker 1>I liked Good Time. I thought that was a cool movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, this but now this is a good good

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<v Speaker 1>Time followed the rules. This one didn't follow the rules,

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<v Speaker 1>and I hate that movie for it. I loved it. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Since we um started talking about movies, I guess that's

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<v Speaker 1>it for toll Free and nine hundred numbers. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have anything else. It's uh, it's pretty think about that.

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<v Speaker 1>They're both sort of relics. But eight hundred numbers survived

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<v Speaker 1>and nine hundred numbers? Are there any anymore? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna find out if there are. We might set

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<v Speaker 1>one up. Let's look into all right, okay, nine seven

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<v Speaker 1>six evil? But ours could go to charity or something. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>sure half of it? So uh, I guess then, what

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<v Speaker 1>chuck is time for listener mail? It is this is

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<v Speaker 1>a WASP related the band. Oh if only Hey, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>Chuck and Jerry or whoever is producing. That's what it's

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<v Speaker 1>come to see. I've been a listener for seven or

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<v Speaker 1>eight years, ever since I got an internship that put

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<v Speaker 1>me in a car four hours a day, five days

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<v Speaker 1>a week. You're some story about wasps reminds me of

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<v Speaker 1>my own childhood experience with a wasp. I was around

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<v Speaker 1>six or seven. I was swinging at my neighbor's house

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<v Speaker 1>when all of a sudden, my butt started to hurt,

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<v Speaker 1>like really bad. So I did what was natural, ran home,

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<v Speaker 1>screaming for my mom. I'm not sure where she was,

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<v Speaker 1>but my dad was upstairs and asked what was wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just said, my butt really hurts, and he

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<v Speaker 1>sort of laughed, but he could tell I was in

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<v Speaker 1>serious pain. So he told me to drop my shorts

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<v Speaker 1>and he gasped. Uh. He said it was really red

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<v Speaker 1>and there was a wasp still in his underwear, still

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<v Speaker 1>stinging me. I guess he killed it. I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>remember that part, just being in the tub afterwards. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And you mentioned a wasp and sting up to ten times.

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<v Speaker 1>We counted thirteen stings on my left butt cheek. Gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is from Michael Brown in Portland, Oregon. Man, Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>glad you made it through that one. I wonder how

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<v Speaker 1>you feel about wasps even after our episode on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you imagine being a little kid and running home

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<v Speaker 1>with a wasp in your underwear? No, I can be

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<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine being a wasp and some little kids

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<v Speaker 1>underwear while they're running home either. Yeah, because you know

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<v Speaker 1>that's not gonna come to a good end. You might

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<v Speaker 1>as well tell all the stings and you can I

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<v Speaker 1>feel a bath coming. Yeah. Well, thanks a lot, Michael.

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0:41:12.600 --> 0:41:15.000
<v Speaker 1>Michael did to let us know some horrible traumatic thing

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