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Speaker 1: You don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tapped.

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Speaker 2: Danielle, Yes, what's your phone tap all about?

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Speaker 1: All right? So, Bubbles the clown is a little sick

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Speaker 1: for a four year old's birthday party that Bubbles is

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Speaker 1: supposed to be performing at. So for Bubbles, yeah, Bubbles

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Speaker 1: is going to call the parents to let them know

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Speaker 1: that even though I'm not feeling well, I'm still going

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Speaker 1: to show up.

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Speaker 2: Bad idea, Bubbles, Yeah, they're not happy? All right, here's

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Speaker 2: today's phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Listen then, hello, Hi, Uh, may I speak to mister Kirk. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: please Kurt, Hi, it's Bubbles, Bubbles the cloud for the

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Speaker 1: party to borrow.

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Speaker 2: Oh, hey, how you doing?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing really good. I'm so excited about your four

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Speaker 1: year old's party. I can't wait to be there.

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Speaker 2: Do you get a little cold there? What you sound like?

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Speaker 2: You're you sound like the coffin? You got a little cold? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, though I think it's allergies or something. It's like

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Speaker 1: really weird. But I'm so excited. I have all these

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Speaker 1: ballued animals ready to go, and are you uh, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna have so much fun.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure that that they don't want somebody. I mean,

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Speaker 2: if you have an allergy, you're gonna be I mean

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Speaker 2: you're probably gonna get germs everywhere. This is These are kids,

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Speaker 2: you know, they they have the weekend immune system.

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Speaker 1: No, it's fine. It's fine because when I call it, hi, everybody.

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Speaker 2: But it was bubble like that, and I can hear it,

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Speaker 2: and like you can even hear like what germs in

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Speaker 2: your voice even.

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Speaker 1: Like it's no, no, no, Kurt is allergies. That's all

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Speaker 1: it is. Is at Apollo the R or something.

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Speaker 2: I know what allergies. I know what allergies. No, this

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Speaker 2: is not allergies by your voice. Everyone uses the whole

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Speaker 2: I am allergies. Excuse before, if you bring germs over here,

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Speaker 2: I've already had one sick kid for two weeks. And

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Speaker 2: then now if you're gonna have go over you, we're

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Speaker 2: gonna have a whole preschool full of sick kids.

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Speaker 1: It's fine, it's fine.

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Speaker 2: No listen, let me turnish your current.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna call on anybody. I swear I have

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Speaker 1: blue animals. I'm gonna do phase paid. I've got tattoos.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do magic.

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Speaker 2: That will be. They know everyone in their coming here.

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Speaker 2: Everyone knows that they're going to be here at our house. Okay,

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Speaker 2: they all wind up sick. I'm gonna the next PTA

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Speaker 2: meeting is going to be a freaking disaster.

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Speaker 1: Kids love bubbles the cloud, and I'm gonna blow bubbles.

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Speaker 2: You sound like you're making snot bubbles right now. No,

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Speaker 2: Kurk bed somebody else here.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's booked up for the bubble. The party to borrow

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Speaker 1: Kurt and everybody's booked up, so it has to be Ba.

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Speaker 2: It's just a bunch of money for this.

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Speaker 1: It's fine, Everything will be fine. I will just get

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Speaker 1: there and I'll introduce myself.

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Speaker 2: We'll get a Barney, or we'll get something else, Darney.

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Speaker 1: Who wants Barney. Nobody don't freaking knows the party is

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Speaker 1: anymore the bachelor party that I did last night, that

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Speaker 1: I had.

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Speaker 2: A cold duty bachelor party. You're a stripper too.

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Speaker 1: Besides the cloud, I'm not gonna do the same day

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Speaker 1: at Chloe's party that I did last night. I believe

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Speaker 1: that you.

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Speaker 2: Can do the same thing. I'm not an idiot.

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Speaker 1: I don't break my pig pung balls to kids party.

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Speaker 2: I want to talk to Bozo or Barney or whoever

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Speaker 2: runs the place over there, you have them called me back.

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Speaker 1: No, I just go tell this. You can't get your

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Speaker 1: deposit back. Didn't you read the five Prayer? It says no,

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Speaker 1: no deposits back the show. But go on, car And

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Speaker 1: I've never missed a Perfore.

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Speaker 2: Have you arrested? No? You want? You want to ruin

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Speaker 2: a whole bunch of kids days, You'll show up and

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Speaker 2: they will get to save bubbles of cloud arrest.

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Speaker 1: I've done four hundred and ninety two performances and I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to.

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Speaker 2: Be But how many Ping Pong ball show? And how

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Speaker 2: many of the eleven kids shows?

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Speaker 1: That's a side business. And if you if you want

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Speaker 1: to buy listen.

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Speaker 2: You want to church, You're going to be here. Okay,

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Speaker 2: But I'm not doing Somebody on the side shoots ping

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Speaker 2: pong balls out of forever. No not, I'm not going.

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Speaker 1: To ruin the birthday. I told you I have a

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Speaker 1: gift for the girl, the birthday girl. I have magic

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Speaker 1: tricks I have I have a listen to tattoos.

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Speaker 2: You're not You're not touching our kids. You're sick, weird. No,

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Speaker 2: somebody I gotta kid price. I can't have I'm trying

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Speaker 2: to hide that already, so I can't have my house

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Speaker 2: the same time.

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Speaker 1: You got a kid with lice.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, at school, we'll just stop that.

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Speaker 1: You can come to a party where a kid would.

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Speaker 2: I guess problems solved then, huh, problems solve their bubbles.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to get life, you want to shoot

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Speaker 2: ping pong balls or whatever you're doing.

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Speaker 1: Kurt, It's Danielle Man Arrow from Elvis Durant in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show and gracious phone tap too. No way, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not really a clown.

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Speaker 2: Well that I thought it was no way that somebody

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Speaker 2: can sound that disgusting and still try to get a job.

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Durant phone Tap