WEBVTT - Episode 17: Two Pies To The Face

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Oh Dylan, you

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<v Speaker 1>got cold or something? Yeah. Yeah, A few of us

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<v Speaker 1>tested positive over the break. I tested positive that day

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<v Speaker 1>the last time we did the show two weeks ago. Remember, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I sound all I have to de scratch your throat

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<v Speaker 1>for that day. Yeah. So I did my seven days

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<v Speaker 1>of quarantine in the basement of my house. But then

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<v Speaker 1>I called the CDC and had them changed the rules anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I've brought it down a five for you. Oh that's nice,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Lara. Yeah, hello, Dan, was you? Uh? It

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<v Speaker 1>was not as long as it was supposed to be.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they started canceling flights and then I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I gotta get out of Dodge while I can,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh left three days earlier than in uh than schedule. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>speak oh you oh, we're doing a speaker phone and

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<v Speaker 1>even and I'm calling into a whatever. This thing is

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<v Speaker 1>just crazy. Okay, are you ready? Is everybody ready, Yeah, okay, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>All I know is Dylan is making one of the

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<v Speaker 1>great comebacks of all time. They're gonna be talking about this.

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<v Speaker 1>They might make they might make a movie based off

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<v Speaker 1>of this. But Dylan plus thirteen from last week, plus

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<v Speaker 1>sixteen and a half for the year. At one point, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>he was twenty nine units behind Bad Larry. He's made

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<v Speaker 1>up twenty five units over the last three weeks. This

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<v Speaker 1>has been an incredible story so far, Dylan, any words

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<v Speaker 1>that you would like to offer to the audience. Well, Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>there's you have Ali, you got Secretariat, and then me

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<v Speaker 1>the last three weeks. I mean, it's pretty unprecedented stuff

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<v Speaker 1>going on after a pretty abysmal fifteen weeks prior. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know, people are wondering, did you do this on

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<v Speaker 1>purpose where you gave Larry kind of a false head start. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really hustle people anymore, Dan, but I uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I still have a player for the dramatics. I like

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<v Speaker 1>to keep things interesting down the line. Okay, Bad Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>your thoughts off what Dylan has done. Conspiracy theories abound, Dan, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't say thirteen Unity picked up last week when

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<v Speaker 1>we were blacked out. Wow, that's not bad, dad, Dylan.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad. I'm glad you're in the plus com. I

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<v Speaker 1>have no problems with where you're sitting. Um. I was

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<v Speaker 1>five units last week. I'm up twenty one unions. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just a steady, a steady thing. I'm gonna pick

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<v Speaker 1>up another three or four or five this weekend. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>see where we go. All right, Dylan, I'll start with

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<v Speaker 1>you your you want to start with NFL. Uh sure, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to point out Dan, I finally hit

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<v Speaker 1>a parlel. I know it only took seventeen weeks and

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't even football. Dylan, let me hear about the

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<v Speaker 1>party because I don't know what you're talking about because

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I didn't get your picks last week. All right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>weren't we were together last week? Um? So I parlayd

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<v Speaker 1>the I went with the NHL rap Parlette Rangers money

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<v Speaker 1>line and over six goals. It's in the same game

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<v Speaker 1>against the Lightning on. I thought New Year's Eve? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>and what did they tell you on that has plus

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<v Speaker 1>three fifty? Okay, goodb How did your own cricket game go,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, Oh yeah, I hit that. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>even tell you that the team's I couldn't figure that out.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, good, all right, let's start this week. Your

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<v Speaker 1>UFC your eight units. Your hockey parlay was three and

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<v Speaker 1>a half units, and I mean, I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope it was even funny, but I don't know. The

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<v Speaker 1>cricket was like slightly plus. It was like plus one

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<v Speaker 1>fifty or something like that. Alright, Dylan NFL picks. Yeah, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>so two units bets. I've got the Packers Lions under

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<v Speaker 1>forty five, Chargers Raiders over forty nine and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>That should be a big game. Um. And Broncos plus

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<v Speaker 1>ten and a half against the Chiefs on Saturday. Chief

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<v Speaker 1>seven been very good against the spread. There one in

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<v Speaker 1>four in the last five games against the spread. So

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<v Speaker 1>you got the Broncos plus ten and a half against

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<v Speaker 1>the Chiefs. All right, yeah, big number. And the Chiefs

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<v Speaker 1>the has been good, but I feel like with you know,

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<v Speaker 1>their clinched, they might take their foot off the gas

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit here. Um. And then one unit bets

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<v Speaker 1>they got Saints minus four and Alps against the Falcons.

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<v Speaker 1>Dolphins money line Patriots plus two hundred. Patriots always have

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<v Speaker 1>trouble with the Dolphins in Miami and the Cowboys minus

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<v Speaker 1>seven against the Eagles. Okay, Dallas is really good against

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<v Speaker 1>the spread this year, twelve and four. Uh bad lair

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<v Speaker 1>NFL games. Okay, well my first one listed here, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>We're going right against you. I have the Eagles on

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<v Speaker 1>plus seven against the Cowboys. Um, I had the Packers

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<v Speaker 1>minds the three and a half against the Lions. I

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<v Speaker 1>have Washington um minus seven against the Giants and the

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<v Speaker 1>under in that game. And I was told yesterday's stat

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<v Speaker 1>of the thirty seven and a half now and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>stay with it. So Washington plus under the Giants, no,

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<v Speaker 1>Parlatan in ball straight. And then I have over the

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<v Speaker 1>Titans at forty three against the Texans. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>like your I like your bangles that they just moved

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<v Speaker 1>that game to Sunday night. No, does the winner go? No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the well the Raiders Chargers this Sunday night. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>you even think that game? Okay? Never mind? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think about I was thinking about that over two and

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<v Speaker 1>then they moved it to Sunday night, and I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I stayed away from it, right, I do like it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that the Washington football team in the Giants

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<v Speaker 1>game is going to come in at thirty six points

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<v Speaker 1>because the Giants are averaging sixteen and Washington averages around twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's good. That's under thank you? I know all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh college football, Dylan, you got anything? Yep? I got

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<v Speaker 1>two bets for the national title game. I'm against my

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<v Speaker 1>better judgment. I'm taking Georgia minus three, even though I

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<v Speaker 1>tail as old as time betting against Alabama, particularly as

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<v Speaker 1>an underdog. Um So I'm putting two units on that,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I have two units on the under fifty two.

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<v Speaker 1>They will be more of a slug fest. Okay, they're

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<v Speaker 1>averaging over eighty points per game combined this year. Great, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you know that's that's when they play somebody else,

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<v Speaker 1>not one name. Yeah, that's true. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean last they had it was fairly high scoring last

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<v Speaker 1>time they played when Family got the better of them.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's a little more on the line. This time.

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<v Speaker 1>I think will be more defensive. I'm hoping it will be.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't actually know anything else. Now that's it for

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<v Speaker 1>college do you I know? But oh wait, oh sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I do have one more thing. Back to the cricket. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Dan the Brisbane Heat plus two against the Melbourne Renegades.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm starting to think these are just made up teams, um,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm still gonna put a un on anyway, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>they're in the Big Bash League. They actually are teams

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<v Speaker 1>in the Big Bash League. Bad Laird. Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>anything in college wise? Of course I do dan Um

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<v Speaker 1>North Dakota State seven against Montana State in that championship game.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Dylan, I agree. I mean, I'm a huge

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<v Speaker 1>Alabama fan, but I also picked Georgia that I can't

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<v Speaker 1>imagine why that line is not Alabama. Mine is five

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<v Speaker 1>or six. It's spanked them already, what's changed in the

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<v Speaker 1>last three weeks. But I also I also have georgiaus

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<v Speaker 1>the three against Alabama hunch of lunch of fishing for me.

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<v Speaker 1>When you guys agree, I think you're four and two

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<v Speaker 1>on bets this year. That's good. Yeah. Uh Dylan, do

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<v Speaker 1>you have a side bet on the Alabama game? Oh? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Ray and I do. Ray is the intern who's the

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<v Speaker 1>producer of this podcast. And what is the side bet?

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<v Speaker 1>So Ray classically likes Alabama in the National Title game.

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<v Speaker 1>I like Georgia. So we're gonna wager and I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna let Ray decide because I feel pretty confident. But

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna say, maybe a pie to the face for

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<v Speaker 1>the loser, you know, Okay, I left it up to Ray. Really, Okay, Ray,

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<v Speaker 1>are you comfortable with a pie to the face. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually very comfortable with that, Dylan in the spirit

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<v Speaker 1>of the show. Larry, Also, I didn't know you had

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<v Speaker 1>Georgia minus three, so I would take two pies in

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<v Speaker 1>the face if Alabama were to lose this game. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're willing to do that to Larry, we could put that, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>put that on social or something. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>that's something you want to do, but I'm pretty confident

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<v Speaker 1>in Alabama. How was someone in that I in my face?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm am I driving to You would have to be

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<v Speaker 1>self administered pie to the face. Maybe your wife MB

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<v Speaker 1>could give you a pie to the face. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>even have to tell her why. You could just say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>after my after my COVID test Christmas Eve. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>she'd be happy to I'm in that. I'm in for

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<v Speaker 1>that pie of the face. Alight, you can administer. You

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<v Speaker 1>can administer mine, and we win. Okay, Oh, I get

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<v Speaker 1>to smash Ray with the pie for both of you guys. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought Ray would probably back out of the bet

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<v Speaker 1>after he heard I was on Georgian and he wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to double the bet up. Okay, I like it very bright. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's true. That's true. Well that's a requirement if you're

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<v Speaker 1>hired here, Dylan. That's how you got in. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>learned that one. Yeah. Uh. And I actually I have

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<v Speaker 1>one more bet. I have put in a futures bet

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday um to one odds for the Rangers to win

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<v Speaker 1>the Stanley Cups. So I just I'm putting it on

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<v Speaker 1>the record now. Okay, But what's that mean? Like that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't mean anything, you know now, No, But I just

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<v Speaker 1>I'm putting it on the record now, okay. So like

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<v Speaker 1>coming so in June after when this thing, you can

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<v Speaker 1>come back and tell me you beat me. Brilliant, Absolutely brilliant, Dylan.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm putting some land mines out for later. The comeback

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<v Speaker 1>continues with Dylan, one of the greats of all time.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, good luck this weekend, and uh talk to

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<v Speaker 1>you next week. All right, thanks than telling good luck.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel better Bye bye. H