Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Oh Dylan, you
Speaker 1: got cold or something? Yeah. Yeah, A few of us
Speaker 1: tested positive over the break. I tested positive that day
Speaker 1: the last time we did the show two weeks ago. Remember, yeah,
Speaker 1: I sound all I have to de scratch your throat
Speaker 1: for that day. Yeah. So I did my seven days
Speaker 1: of quarantine in the basement of my house. But then
Speaker 1: I called the CDC and had them changed the rules anymore.
Speaker 1: I've brought it down a five for you. Oh that's nice,
Speaker 1: thank you, Lara. Yeah, hello, Dan, was you? Uh? It
Speaker 1: was not as long as it was supposed to be.
Speaker 1: And then they started canceling flights and then I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, I gotta get out of Dodge while I can,
Speaker 1: and uh left three days earlier than in uh than schedule. Okay,
Speaker 1: speak oh you oh, we're doing a speaker phone and
Speaker 1: even and I'm calling into a whatever. This thing is
Speaker 1: just crazy. Okay, are you ready? Is everybody ready, Yeah, okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: All I know is Dylan is making one of the
Speaker 1: great comebacks of all time. They're gonna be talking about this.
Speaker 1: They might make they might make a movie based off
Speaker 1: of this. But Dylan plus thirteen from last week, plus
Speaker 1: sixteen and a half for the year. At one point, Um,
Speaker 1: he was twenty nine units behind Bad Larry. He's made
Speaker 1: up twenty five units over the last three weeks. This
Speaker 1: has been an incredible story so far, Dylan, any words
Speaker 1: that you would like to offer to the audience. Well, Dan,
Speaker 1: there's you have Ali, you got Secretariat, and then me
Speaker 1: the last three weeks. I mean, it's pretty unprecedented stuff
Speaker 1: going on after a pretty abysmal fifteen weeks prior. And
Speaker 1: you know, people are wondering, did you do this on
Speaker 1: purpose where you gave Larry kind of a false head start. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't really hustle people anymore, Dan, but I uh,
Speaker 1: I still have a player for the dramatics. I like
Speaker 1: to keep things interesting down the line. Okay, Bad Larry,
Speaker 1: your thoughts off what Dylan has done. Conspiracy theories abound, Dan, Um,
Speaker 1: I don't say thirteen Unity picked up last week when
Speaker 1: we were blacked out. Wow, that's not bad, dad, Dylan.
Speaker 1: I'm glad. I'm glad you're in the plus com. I
Speaker 1: have no problems with where you're sitting. Um. I was
Speaker 1: five units last week. I'm up twenty one unions. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm just a steady, a steady thing. I'm gonna pick
Speaker 1: up another three or four or five this weekend. We'll
Speaker 1: see where we go. All right, Dylan, I'll start with
Speaker 1: you your you want to start with NFL. Uh sure, Well,
Speaker 1: I would like to point out Dan, I finally hit
Speaker 1: a parlel. I know it only took seventeen weeks and
Speaker 1: it wasn't even football. Dylan, let me hear about the
Speaker 1: party because I don't know what you're talking about because
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't get your picks last week. All right, yeah,
Speaker 1: weren't we were together last week? Um? So I parlayd
Speaker 1: the I went with the NHL rap Parlette Rangers money
Speaker 1: line and over six goals. It's in the same game
Speaker 1: against the Lightning on. I thought New Year's Eve? Um,
Speaker 1: and what did they tell you on that has plus
Speaker 1: three fifty? Okay, goodb How did your own cricket game go,
Speaker 1: by the way, Oh yeah, I hit that. I can't
Speaker 1: even tell you that the team's I couldn't figure that out.
Speaker 1: But okay, good, all right, let's start this week. Your
Speaker 1: UFC your eight units. Your hockey parlay was three and
Speaker 1: a half units, and I mean, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: hope it was even funny, but I don't know. The
Speaker 1: cricket was like slightly plus. It was like plus one
Speaker 1: fifty or something like that. Alright, Dylan NFL picks. Yeah, Um,
Speaker 1: so two units bets. I've got the Packers Lions under
Speaker 1: forty five, Chargers Raiders over forty nine and a half.
Speaker 1: That should be a big game. Um. And Broncos plus
Speaker 1: ten and a half against the Chiefs on Saturday. Chief
Speaker 1: seven been very good against the spread. There one in
Speaker 1: four in the last five games against the spread. So
Speaker 1: you got the Broncos plus ten and a half against
Speaker 1: the Chiefs. All right, yeah, big number. And the Chiefs
Speaker 1: the has been good, but I feel like with you know,
Speaker 1: their clinched, they might take their foot off the gas
Speaker 1: a little bit here. Um. And then one unit bets
Speaker 1: they got Saints minus four and Alps against the Falcons.
Speaker 1: Dolphins money line Patriots plus two hundred. Patriots always have
Speaker 1: trouble with the Dolphins in Miami and the Cowboys minus
Speaker 1: seven against the Eagles. Okay, Dallas is really good against
Speaker 1: the spread this year, twelve and four. Uh bad lair
Speaker 1: NFL games. Okay, well my first one listed here, Dylan,
Speaker 1: We're going right against you. I have the Eagles on
Speaker 1: plus seven against the Cowboys. Um, I had the Packers
Speaker 1: minds the three and a half against the Lions. I
Speaker 1: have Washington um minus seven against the Giants and the
Speaker 1: under in that game. And I was told yesterday's stat
Speaker 1: of the thirty seven and a half now and I'll
Speaker 1: stay with it. So Washington plus under the Giants, no,
Speaker 1: Parlatan in ball straight. And then I have over the
Speaker 1: Titans at forty three against the Texans. You know, I
Speaker 1: like your I like your bangles that they just moved
Speaker 1: that game to Sunday night. No, does the winner go? No,
Speaker 1: that's the well the Raiders Chargers this Sunday night. Oh
Speaker 1: you even think that game? Okay? Never mind? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think about I was thinking about that over two and
Speaker 1: then they moved it to Sunday night, and I don't know,
Speaker 1: I stayed away from it, right, I do like it.
Speaker 1: You know that the Washington football team in the Giants
Speaker 1: game is going to come in at thirty six points
Speaker 1: because the Giants are averaging sixteen and Washington averages around twenty.
Speaker 1: Let's good. That's under thank you? I know all right?
Speaker 1: Uh college football, Dylan, you got anything? Yep? I got
Speaker 1: two bets for the national title game. I'm against my
Speaker 1: better judgment. I'm taking Georgia minus three, even though I
Speaker 1: tail as old as time betting against Alabama, particularly as
Speaker 1: an underdog. Um So I'm putting two units on that,
Speaker 1: and then I have two units on the under fifty two.
Speaker 1: They will be more of a slug fest. Okay, they're
Speaker 1: averaging over eighty points per game combined this year. Great, well,
Speaker 1: I mean you know that's that's when they play somebody else,
Speaker 1: not one name. Yeah, that's true. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: mean last they had it was fairly high scoring last
Speaker 1: time they played when Family got the better of them.
Speaker 1: But there's a little more on the line. This time.
Speaker 1: I think will be more defensive. I'm hoping it will be.
Speaker 1: I don't actually know anything else. Now that's it for
Speaker 1: college do you I know? But oh wait, oh sorry,
Speaker 1: I do have one more thing. Back to the cricket. Well,
Speaker 1: Dan the Brisbane Heat plus two against the Melbourne Renegades.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to think these are just made up teams, um,
Speaker 1: but I'm still gonna put a un on anyway, Well,
Speaker 1: they're in the Big Bash League. They actually are teams
Speaker 1: in the Big Bash League. Bad Laird. Do you have
Speaker 1: anything in college wise? Of course I do dan Um
Speaker 1: North Dakota State seven against Montana State in that championship game.
Speaker 1: And then Dylan, I agree. I mean, I'm a huge
Speaker 1: Alabama fan, but I also picked Georgia that I can't
Speaker 1: imagine why that line is not Alabama. Mine is five
Speaker 1: or six. It's spanked them already, what's changed in the
Speaker 1: last three weeks. But I also I also have georgiaus
Speaker 1: the three against Alabama hunch of lunch of fishing for me.
Speaker 1: When you guys agree, I think you're four and two
Speaker 1: on bets this year. That's good. Yeah. Uh Dylan, do
Speaker 1: you have a side bet on the Alabama game? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Ray and I do. Ray is the intern who's the
Speaker 1: producer of this podcast. And what is the side bet?
Speaker 1: So Ray classically likes Alabama in the National Title game.
Speaker 1: I like Georgia. So we're gonna wager and I was
Speaker 1: gonna let Ray decide because I feel pretty confident. But
Speaker 1: we're gonna say, maybe a pie to the face for
Speaker 1: the loser, you know, Okay, I left it up to Ray. Really, Okay, Ray,
Speaker 1: are you comfortable with a pie to the face. So
Speaker 1: I'm actually very comfortable with that, Dylan in the spirit
Speaker 1: of the show. Larry, Also, I didn't know you had
Speaker 1: Georgia minus three, so I would take two pies in
Speaker 1: the face if Alabama were to lose this game. If
Speaker 1: you're willing to do that to Larry, we could put that, uh,
Speaker 1: put that on social or something. I don't know if
Speaker 1: that's something you want to do, but I'm pretty confident
Speaker 1: in Alabama. How was someone in that I in my face?
Speaker 1: I'm am I driving to You would have to be
Speaker 1: self administered pie to the face. Maybe your wife MB
Speaker 1: could give you a pie to the face. You don't
Speaker 1: even have to tell her why. You could just say, hey,
Speaker 1: after my after my COVID test Christmas Eve. I'm sure
Speaker 1: she'd be happy to I'm in that. I'm in for
Speaker 1: that pie of the face. Alight, you can administer. You
Speaker 1: can administer mine, and we win. Okay, Oh, I get
Speaker 1: to smash Ray with the pie for both of you guys. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought Ray would probably back out of the bet
Speaker 1: after he heard I was on Georgian and he wanted
Speaker 1: to double the bet up. Okay, I like it very bright. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's true. That's true. Well that's a requirement if you're
Speaker 1: hired here, Dylan. That's how you got in. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: learned that one. Yeah. Uh. And I actually I have
Speaker 1: one more bet. I have put in a futures bet
Speaker 1: yesterday um to one odds for the Rangers to win
Speaker 1: the Stanley Cups. So I just I'm putting it on
Speaker 1: the record now. Okay, But what's that mean? Like that
Speaker 1: doesn't mean anything, you know now, No, But I just
Speaker 1: I'm putting it on the record now, okay. So like
Speaker 1: coming so in June after when this thing, you can
Speaker 1: come back and tell me you beat me. Brilliant, Absolutely brilliant, Dylan.
Speaker 1: I'm putting some land mines out for later. The comeback
Speaker 1: continues with Dylan, one of the greats of all time.
Speaker 1: All right, good luck this weekend, and uh talk to
Speaker 1: you next week. All right, thanks than telling good luck.
Speaker 1: Feel better Bye bye. H