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Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and

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Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Oh Dylan, you

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Speaker 1: got cold or something? Yeah. Yeah, A few of us

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Speaker 1: tested positive over the break. I tested positive that day

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Speaker 1: I sound all I have to de scratch your throat

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Speaker 1: for that day. Yeah. So I did my seven days

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Speaker 1: thank you, Lara. Yeah, hello, Dan, was you? Uh? It

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Speaker 1: And then they started canceling flights and then I thought,

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Speaker 1: and uh left three days earlier than in uh than schedule. Okay,

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Speaker 1: speak oh you oh, we're doing a speaker phone and

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Speaker 1: even and I'm calling into a whatever. This thing is

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Speaker 1: All I know is Dylan is making one of the

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Speaker 1: great comebacks of all time. They're gonna be talking about this.

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Speaker 1: They might make they might make a movie based off

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Speaker 1: of this. But Dylan plus thirteen from last week, plus

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Speaker 1: has been an incredible story so far, Dylan, any words

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Speaker 1: that you would like to offer to the audience. Well, Dan,

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Speaker 1: I don't really hustle people anymore, Dan, but I uh,

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Speaker 1: your thoughts off what Dylan has done. Conspiracy theories abound, Dan, Um,

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Speaker 1: we were blacked out. Wow, that's not bad, dad, Dylan.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad. I'm glad you're in the plus com. I

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Speaker 1: have no problems with where you're sitting. Um. I was

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Speaker 1: you your you want to start with NFL. Uh sure, Well,

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Speaker 1: I would like to point out Dan, I finally hit

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Speaker 1: it wasn't even football. Dylan, let me hear about the

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Speaker 1: party because I don't know what you're talking about because

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't get your picks last week. All right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: weren't we were together last week? Um? So I parlayd

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Speaker 1: the I went with the NHL rap Parlette Rangers money

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Speaker 1: So Ray classically likes Alabama in the National Title game.

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Speaker 1: the loser, you know, Okay, I left it up to Ray. Really, Okay, Ray,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually very comfortable with that, Dylan in the spirit

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Speaker 1: self administered pie to the face. Maybe your wife MB

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Speaker 1: hired here, Dylan. That's how you got in. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: come back and tell me you beat me. Brilliant, Absolutely brilliant, Dylan.

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Speaker 1: I'm putting some land mines out for later. The comeback

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Speaker 1: continues with Dylan, one of the greats of all time.

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Speaker 1: All right, good luck this weekend, and uh talk to

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