WEBVTT - I Want You…To Not Vomit!!! 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:01.360 You just let me know when we can start, and 0:00:01.360 --> 0:00:03.440 you can put your phone down. We can concentrate on 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:07.960 the show. Oh boy, Oh hey, Andrew, how's it going. 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:15.320 I'm great, Scott, great, testy. Today some boys watch sports, 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:17.600 some boys play sport. 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:19.960 These two don't play no word. 0:00:20.880 --> 0:00:24.119 These two boys will save the pennies. 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:29.320 Two boys special saving my pennies to buy special ka. 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:32.680 Because we are living in a cereal ball all right, 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:33.599 So what's going on? 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:37.479 Oh wait, it's Andrew. I'm so sorry. You know I 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:38.239 will offend you. 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:40.280 God, I'm not offended. 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:41.640 It's episode forty two. 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:45.040 Are you offended? Because you're a millennial of serial killers? 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:46.960 Didn't get a trophy for your name? 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:50.160 The podcast where we talk about cereal and we eat 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:52.520 it and we tell you what we're thinking about it 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:55.440 as we eat it, because we think inside the box. Scott, 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:56.480 I should just stop. 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:58.280 Going to catch on. I'm so sorry. 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:01.880 Okay, Well either did hanshtag Mom milk Monday? What's that? 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:02.840 That didn't even make sense? 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:05.520 Again? That definitely did catch on. Like I checked the 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:08.400 trending socials. It was like number one cuckack cockoo in 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:08.760 the world. 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:10.600 As you would say, hey, you know what before we 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:13.440 get started in this episode, I wanted to dip back 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:15.480 to the last episode. I wanted to dip back to 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:17.120 the last episode for a second edit. 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:18.600 This in post production, by the way, and I have 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:20.800 to put this in because you just messed up and 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:22.080 you can't take out your line. 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:26.319 I have to dip back to the last anyway, So 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:28.920 the last episode was the monster episode. Also, who says 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:30.800 dip back? I don't know the monsters. 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:32.520 We're just going to take a dip back. 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:34.800 Listen, we're wasting time. I just need to tell a 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:35.560 brief story. 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:37.039 People love to hear us banter. 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:40.720 Okay, So in the Monster Cereals episode, we did franken Berry, 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:43.679 we did count Chocolate, we did Booberry, and I wanted 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:46.600 to mention something and it totally skipped my mind. In 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:49.960 the seventies, when franken Berry first came out, there were 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:52.800 kids that were going to the hospital to the emergency 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:56.880 room because they were pooping red. What they were pooping red, 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.680 and nobody knew what was going on until they figure 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:02.800 it out that some children were eating multiple balls of 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:06.240 Frankenberry every day. And apparently, if you did that in 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:08.480 the seventies, you would poop red. And think that your 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:11.760 insides were just bleeding everywhere. It was called the Frankenberry 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:14.520 syndrome in the seventies. What was in the die There 0:02:14.520 --> 0:02:18.920 was a red dye that they no longer make, thankfully 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:21.360 it was the seventies. Yeah, that was really bad for 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:23.360 you and it was making your poop red. It was 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:26.000 lead based, so they changed it, and you know, all 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:28.239 is well in the world. So I just wanted to 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:30.120 throw that in because I wanted to go back and 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:31.919 put it in the last episode, but none of you 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:34.400 guys cared and nobody would come and edit it in. 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:36.000 So I just we'll bring it up here. 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:38.520 Like I always say, you always look to me and go, 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:42.320 you don't care about this podcast. It means nothing to you. 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:43.800 Well, you don't. Look how long it took me to 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:45.160 get you to come in here for this one. 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:45.840 Listen. 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:47.840 I stayed late for this late. 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:51.400 Do you want me to like say, like, oh my god, 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:55.240 you're so great, Scott. What are you looking for? What 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:57.160 kind of like pat on the back would you need? 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:59.880 So I also want to thank Josh because we got 0:02:59.880 --> 0:03:01.840 a box in the mail the other day and our 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:05.200 buddy Josh great listener found a box of the original 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:07.840 recipe Rice Crispy treat Cereal and he sent it to us. 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:09.240 So can you see it? 0:03:09.680 --> 0:03:11.200 Well, yeah, you've already seen it. 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:15.080 No, I've never seen this before. 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:17.680 Yeah, it's a purple box. It's just it's the original one. 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:20.560 Without thinking this, Thank you, I appreciate you, Josh. 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:23.239 All right, well thanks Josh. Also, can we say thank 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:26.079 you to Daisy because Daisy is going to supply us 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:28.400 with some more sound effects, and you know that I 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:29.480 love sound effects. 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:30.359 Who's Daisy? 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:32.799 Daisy's a great listener. And look what she sent us. 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:35.640 She found these, I guess on Amazon because I got 0:03:35.640 --> 0:03:38.320 a random Amazon package. You didn't know who it was from. 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:44.680 Look spoons, not just spoons, serial killer spoons, serial killer spoons. 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:46.160 Look here, I'm gonna tap it. 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:47.240 I'll do the same. 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:49.720 Yeah, but you tapped it on the part where people 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:51.200 talk into it. And now there's poop on the back 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:51.760 of your spoon. 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:53.360 Yeah, there's charticles in every box. 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:56.920 Bonus. All right, So let's get eaten. 0:03:57.320 --> 0:04:00.560 That's what we're saying. Now, think inside the box, get eaten. 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:03.920 A bunch of people reached out on Twitter, and I 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:05.920 wish I could find their names, but I can't. I'm sorry. 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:08.560 They were angry that in the Pumpkin Spice episode we 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:10.760 apparently missed one even though I mentioned it because I 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:12.640 just really didn't want to eat it. But since we 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:14.720 do what our listeners tell us to do, with the 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:17.920 exception of those silly novelty cereals, I'm not eating Booty 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:20.599 o's or booty flakes and you know those novelty ones 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:23.720 that company make, the Spencers and hot topic I'm not. 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:25.400 Eating They're not going hot topics for cereals. 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:28.279 No, that's not real cereal. That's crap. So I'm gonna 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:31.280 get out and I'm gonna get out the one that 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:35.400 we left out because it's still fall friggin pumpkin spice cheerios. 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:37.840 I know, but we have to do it. 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:40.800 Yeah, for our dedicate. How many cups did you take 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:44.920 out for this episode? Is that six? Six? Well? 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:46.240 I mean, if you think about it, when's the last 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:48.400 time we actually only did two cereals? I think fillos, 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:49.800 which the last time we only did. 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:51.640 Two and that was a prize and side episode. 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:53.320 Oh no, we did three there too because we did 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:56.000 the fruity Dino bites with it. Oh yeah, that was 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:59.760 entitled two Fillos and a bag. Remember, come on, these 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:01.240 are like children. You don't remember them. 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:03.880 I don't. I'm sorry. They all went away to college 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:04.880 and never did back home. 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:08.600 I dropped mine off at the pool. This smells like 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:11.839 like a pumpkin pie. I would like to smell it. Sorry, 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:15.320 I have to put my spoon down. That's delicious, damn it. 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:17.599 What Max was here? 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:17.760 No? 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:20.040 Max was here the other day and Elvis came and 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:22.000 took the ball that I didn't break, and he used it. 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:24.320 And now we don't have a sound effect. Bawl. 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:27.240 Great, I'm very happy to hear that. Actually, that delights me. 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:30.960 Here's a question. Is there any more pizza outside? Uh? 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:34.719 There's some, But this is not the Pizza Boy podcast. 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:38.200 This is Serial Killers. So you know, I have to 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:40.039 ask you, would you like one percent or whole milk? 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:40.840 Because I have them both? 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:43.760 You know what, it's a Friday whole yep. 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:48.120 All right? Got okay? 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:50.080 Can you play the diabetes sound effect? 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:52.679 Why milk doesn't give you diabetes? Well, whole milk. 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:54.719 I just feel like it's like it doesn't the whole milk. 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:56.400 No, that's fat, not sugar. 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:59.000 Yeah still, I mean fat leads to diabetes. 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:02.400 Okay, fine, I beat it. Thank you, Wilford. 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:03.160 It never gets told. 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:07.120 There you go, General Mills Pumpkin Spice Cheerios Limited Edition. 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:09.119 I'm calling this the new one of the Stop Eating. 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:12.920 I'm not talking spit it out. I'm going to call 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:15.800 this the new one of the episode. It came out 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:18.159 first in twenty sixteen, but it's only around, you know, 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:20.880 in fall. So I'm calling it new and I don't care. 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:21.400 Here we go. 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.840 Apples and cheerios, that's all this is. 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:27.280 No, there's nut megan there for sure. 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:28.760 Yeah, apples and cheerios. 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:30.200 No, there's nutmegan there for sure. 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:32.080 Apple cinnamon cheerios taste like this. 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:36.640 I don't really think that the spice and the cheerios 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:39.080 go together. I do this spice would be great on 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:41.880 something else, but you could always taste the base cheerios 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:44.960 and all cheerios. No, false, al right, whatever you say, 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:50.359 two balls and a spoon for me? Rude? Why so rude? 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:53.039 Right down the middle of two bowls and a spoon, worthy, 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:54.680 This is a solid four bowls. 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:58.880 No, it tastes like medicine. Now to who do this? Okay, great, 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:00.000 now it tastes like medicine. 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:02.880 Right, No, it tastes like pumpkin spice cereals, which to 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:05.480 me tastes exactly like apple cinnamon cerials. 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:09.600 Pumpkin spice. Oh so nice. All right, I'm gonna go 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:11.320 back down to the cereal sack for a cereal that 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:14.600 was first introduced in the mid nineteen forties. 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:17.120 Oh wow, Jemmy to guests. 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:19.200 No, because we'll be here all day. And your corn pops? 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:22.960 We did corn pops? Please, my blood pressure is just 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:23.560 through the roof. 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:24.440 Do you want me to guess again? 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:28.600 Sure, corn pops. At least guess another stupid one. Oh oh, 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:31.720 Cinnabon cereal. Oh those are your two go to's corn 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:34.800 pops we did. Cinnabon has been gone for years. Anything else. 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:37.600 Frosted flakes, We already did. 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:41.440 Frosted flakes, all the varieties, all of them. I have 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.280 a metallic taste in my mouth from this. I can't 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:45.160 believe that you don't taste that I don't. All right, well, 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:47.360 I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack. Maybe have 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:53.840 mercury poisoning. Naddi has dysentery. He can't continue on the journey. 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:54.480 I'm johndice. 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:55.480 Oh I spit all. 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:59.280 This is one of those cereals that the name is 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:04.720 not trademark. There's frosted flakes and there's raisin bran. Now 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:07.880 we've already had Kellogg's raisin bran. Post raisin Bran, I 0:08:07.880 --> 0:08:10.000 believe came out right around the same time as Kellogg's. 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:11.880 I'm not sure which one came first, so one obviously 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:15.360 copied the other. Remember mister Kellogg and mister Post, they 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:18.680 were fifty cuffs. They were fighting. They were like, no, no, me. 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:20.760 First, you were supposed to do a whole thing. 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:22.960 I know, I'm gonna do that report. Yeah, I'm going 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:25.720 to do it. The old timey they had wanted to 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:29.640 get healthy sanitariums eating brand flakes and pooping and all 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:30.040 that stuff. 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:32.319 Was this the way you were as a student in school. 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:34.480 It was like, I'm not interested, so I'll just give 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:35.439 you the clip nose version. 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:38.240 That's why I just squeaked by and got into radio. 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:41.199 All right, Scottie, shake on the raisin bran because those 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:47.320 raisins settled to the bottom and shipping. Now, the one 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:50.320 thing about post raisin bran that I don't like is 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:53.960 that the raisins are not sugared. I really do enjoy 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:56.080 the sugared raisins. You know what, I take it back. 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:57.120 There's sugar all over them. 0:08:57.200 --> 0:08:58.559 Yeah, sun made raisins. 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:01.559 For some reason, I thought that host raisin branch raisins 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:02.400 were not sugared. 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:04.959 Okay. The best thing ever is on the back of 0:09:05.000 --> 0:09:09.800 the box. They're Raisin the Bar. Done. I'm in. 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:12.960 They trademarked it too, Raisin the Bar. It's an excellent 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:15.559 source of fiber, good source of fourteen vitamins and minerals. 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:18.319 Hundreds of Sun made raisins. You know what, We're not 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:21.320 eating them. I'm counting the raisins. What I'm counting the raisins. 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:23.959 I'm dumping the box and counting the raisins. It says hundreds. 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:25.520 It means it has to be at least two hundred 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:28.360 raisins in this box. Otherwise you can't say hundreds. Can 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:28.720 we do that? 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:30.080 Can you do it after the podcast? 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:31.840 No, because we will have eaten dozens of them. 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:36.160 Just count what's in your cup and then go from there. 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:37.040 Eight. 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:39.000 Oh, I got the floor cup. 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:39.840 You get the floor cup? 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:41.480 Did you step on it? No? 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:42.719 Hugh? 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:44.720 How many you have? 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:47.480 Twelve raisins? Wow, you have a big flake in there 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:49.880 because you are one? All right? 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:52.000 How am I a big flake. I'm here to record 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:54.600 forty two episodes of a podcast about cereal with you. 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:57.960 Here you go, here is your post raisin brand. We 0:09:57.960 --> 0:09:59.640 should have done it like back to back with Kellg's 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:01.280 Raisin Brain. But you know that would have been the 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:01.920 smart thing to do. 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:04.600 Oh wow, that is a big flake. That's the Pangea flake. 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:05.719 What does that mean? 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:07.840 You don't know? Pangaea and geea, that's a movie. 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:08.440 I didn't see. 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:11.679 No, Pangaea was what all the continents were before they 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:12.160 broke up. 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:14.760 Oh wow, I didn't know that's what it was. Again, 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:17.600 I just skated by in school. Okay, thanks, mister Campanelli. 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:18.840 All right, here we go. 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:20.319 Ready once you think. 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:25.360 I like the flakes and the Kellogg's raisin bran better, 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:27.400 yeah I do. This is not terrible. 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:29.040 This tastes like eating drywall. 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:33.560 Inquiring minds want to know, when's the last time you 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:34.560 munched on the wall? 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:37.960 Okay, so if I'm twenty eight now, okay, that means 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:40.160 five years ago twenty three. 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:42.559 I also think that we're not being very fair because 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:46.480 whole milk changes the entire dynamic of cereals. What's the matter. 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:47.800 I really don't like this. 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:51.240 The brand flakes are They're not, They're not They're never 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:52.720 ending it definitely. 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:54.960 Every time I call you, it's like, oh, okay, I 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:58.000 can swallow Nope, surprise flake, Nope, surprise flake. 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:00.480 Yeah I need more than hundreds of raisins. I need 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:01.840 one hundred raisins in my cup. 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:05.680 Yeah at this point, just make it. Oh sorry, the 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:06.880 flake got stuck on my throat. 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:09.040 You're nuts. Two balls and a spoon for me. Not 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:10.160 a fan of post. 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:12.800 Are we adding this in post production? I'll give this 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:15.760 three bowls? Actually just kidding one bowl? 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:16.600 What was that? 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:20.640 We forgot to rate the cereals, so we had to 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:23.440 add this in post production. I feel it's smart to 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:24.880 be open with our listeners. 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:28.680 Now back to the original show. All right, well, thanks 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:29.160 for listening. 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:30.200 Box full of Reasons. 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:32.880 Now we're done. Yeah, Sun May does that? Thanks for listening? 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:41.160 Yep, But yeah, okay, Serial Killers podcast? 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:46.040 What's over? You got me? We hate each other so much. 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:49.520 I'm going down to the cereal sack and this one 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:52.080 you're gonna be like, I guarantee your faces and be like, 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:54.679 what here we go? 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:57.719 If you brought back peanut butter cheerios? Wait, can I 0:11:57.720 --> 0:12:01.239 guess what it? Is You'll never guess. Yes, please guess corps. 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:04.760 I hate you now. This is like two cereals in 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.840 one is oh good? No, you have no I trust me, 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:09.640 trust me, you have no idea. 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:11.800 Okay, So have you ever heard of. 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:12.800 Uncle Sam cereal? 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:13.760 Who in the what? 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:17.160 Now? Uncle Sam was like some flake cereal. And it's 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:18.719 also all the way to the right of all the 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:21.280 good stuff. It's in the healthy crap. I don't know 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:22.760 what company makes it. I'll find out when I read 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:25.359 the box in a second. And then in the twenties 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:30.600 before Post and Kellogg's, Skinner's raisin bran came out. That 0:12:30.760 --> 0:12:35.199 was a thing. And somehow there's this mashup of Uncle 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:39.240 Sam cereal and Skinner's raisin bran together in one. It's 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:43.440 toasted whole wheat berry flakes and raisins cereal. I don't 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:45.600 know anything about this. It says since nineteen oh eight, 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:48.160 I've seen Uncle Sam cereal on the shelf. Apparently the 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:50.559 regular Uncle Sam cereal came out in nineteen oh eight. 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:53.520 I don't know anything else about it. It was manufactured 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:58.040 for Three Sisters Cereal company. Okay, so I don't know. 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:00.600 People keep asking us to do other rendom healthy crap. 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:03.720 So here we go just definitely needs a shake, and 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:06.120 I could just feel it like this, feel this like 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:08.240 the bag in there is not is so small? Oh 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:15.360 yeah right, hell you ready? Yeah, I'm playing the spoons here. 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:18.240 That's cool for you because I'm spoon Man. 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:19.280 That's your new name. 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:21.079 You don't know that song? 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:22.360 What? 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:23.880 You've never heard of? That song? 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:24.360 Who is it? 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:27.360 By? Something? You're born in the nineties? By who you 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:31.120 weren't listening to grunge alternative nineties music in your crib? 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:34.560 In my crib, I'm not talking about Donna's house. I 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:36.480 mean your actual crib when you were a baby. 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:48.800 No, unfortunately, all right, your version. 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:51.200 I don't think we can play any more than that anyway. 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:52.480 So Uncle Sam? 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:55.600 Oh wait, is that the one that it's like, samm. 0:13:57.679 --> 0:13:58.640 No, that's pearl Jam. 0:13:58.800 --> 0:13:59.240 Oh it is. 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:07.280 Yeah, I'm fail Uncle Sam and Skinner's raising Bran. 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:08.720 Why aren't you complimenting? 0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:12.720 A way? Doesn't Skinner's logo look a little bit like Knickers? Snickers? 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:14.719 I was gonna say that, wondering before we had to 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:15.920 take a pause in the episode. 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:19.440 All right, yeah, oh my goodness, look at look at this? 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:23.240 Good Oh oh, Scott watch out because in that bag. Yes, 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:26.040 the inside pieces are floating. 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:29.800 Are you watching that? It's the static electricity within the bag. 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:31.240 Oh, that's great. 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:34.400 They're crazy. 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:35.560 I thought there were bugs in there. 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:38.000 I was gonna do not open that. There's ghosts in 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:40.520 the Uncle Sam bag. But really, look at the difference. 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:41.840 Look at the size of the box and the size 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:43.160 of the bag. There's nothing in here. 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:45.000 Oh it's crazy brand flake. 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:48.480 We'll get ready for some more now. If these actually 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:50.200 are berry flakes, I don't know what that means, but 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:51.360 it sounds really awesome. 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:54.280 They probably have chunks of real berries in every flake. 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:57.320 And it's very hard to pour from the box with 0:14:57.360 --> 0:14:59.800 a bag that's smaller than the boxes because it goes everywhere, 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:06.840 all right, Oh, in all freeling. The little these are 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:08.960 like little they look like oats. They look like little 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:12.560 pieces of oatmeal, browned oatmeal with raisins. 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:13.600 That's exciting. 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:14.560 This could be delicious. 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:17.760 Doubting it, but I mean, whenever it gets us through 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:18.360 this episode. 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:22.240 Well, we're almost done. Cheers Uncle Sam from Beyond the 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:35.640 Grave one two three. I don't know if you do it? 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:41.320 Do I swallow it or bet it out? Well? The 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:42.480 raisins are nice. 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:43.800 All crewing for you. 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:48.800 Move. Okay, I don't know what's going on here. I 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:51.080 really don't even know what it is because they don't 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:55.320 look like that. Those aren't flakes, they're like little oat things. 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:58.720 It taste Oh my god, no, it's vegan. I just 0:15:58.760 --> 0:15:59.720 swallowed it. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:01.480 That was like a marathon. I feel like I just 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:02.240 ran in my mouth. 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:04.080 Well say that you can mix it with yoga or 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:06.840 ice cream, sprinkle it over hot cereals, or for your 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:09.200 favorite baking recipe. So it's really not intended to be 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:09.960 its own thing. 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:12.880 I guess it's like a crunchy rice crispy. It's as 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:15.200 if they didn't use rice. It was like the rice 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:17.600 crispies person was like, hey, you know that melt in 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:20.560 your mouth texture? Yeah, scratch that make it hard and 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:21.200 chewa bowl. 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:26.080 There's no added sugar, so there's no whole grain wheat raisins, barley, malt, 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:28.000 and salt. Those are the only things in this box, 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:30.840 which I guess is good health wise. Our cereals are 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:34.640 made from simple ingredients, simply made. We cook whole wheat berries. 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:36.240 What's a whole wheat berry? 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:38.560 Let me tell you something. If you just have some 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:42.040 of these chunks plain, I swear on my life. I 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:44.760 just I chewed one. I feel like I just tasted 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:46.320 something that tastes like temperate. 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:49.320 Rolled it into flakes. These aren't flakes, We'll question. They 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:51.640 have no flavor whatsoever. Now raisin is the only thing 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:54.239 that sweetens it up. A tiny bet, straight up hardboard. 0:16:55.240 --> 0:16:58.120 Two bowls generous, one bowl. 0:16:58.160 --> 0:17:00.000 All right, I'm gonna bring in the original, Uncle Sam. 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:01.480 At some point we'll try that. 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:04.040 Is it just this without reasons? Because I'm not doing that? 0:17:04.160 --> 0:17:05.480 It might be I'm not doing that. 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:06.560 Why eating it? 0:17:06.800 --> 0:17:09.480 I couldn't tell you. I oddly went back for more 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:11.439 as well, So maybe I need to give it a 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:12.200 bowl in a spoon. 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:14.480 We seem to do that. We hate stuff. 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:17.640