Speaker 1: Bits of the week, and we've got a bran Bisbits
Speaker 1: all the week with what is up y'all? It is
Speaker 1: time for the best bits and I'm so excited This Saturday,
Speaker 1: I enjoined by the lovely miss Abby. How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm tired. I'm still recovering because I went
Speaker 1: to a wedding last weekend. So you got the tired
Speaker 1: one week post recovery after a vacation. Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1: It's not getting easier, so I'll be sleeping all weekend. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have a recovery weekend. Okay, that's fairly they
Speaker 1: always say. As you get older, hangovers and stuff are
Speaker 1: much longer days wise. Where you hungover? Are you having
Speaker 1: a hangover? Recovery happened basically, yeah, but it's like I
Speaker 1: don't we haven't got I have not gotten to sleep
Speaker 1: in you know, all week, so we get up super early,
Speaker 1: so there's been no sleeping. That's catching up. You're living
Speaker 1: your best life. Yes, well, we do got a lot
Speaker 1: to catch up on, so we're gonna just dive right in.
Speaker 1: We had at number seven this week. We all shared
Speaker 1: some fun questions and everybody answered and gave fun answers
Speaker 1: in the room. So I want to ask some funny
Speaker 1: questions here. These are the things that you most resemble, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I want you to think of your answers as
Speaker 1: something you would most resemble, in the first one being
Speaker 1: what city do you most resemble. You can look at
Speaker 1: a city and be like, this is Abbey, and I'll
Speaker 1: see you think on it. I'll tell you mine, and
Speaker 1: why I think this is mine. I feel like mine
Speaker 1: is Dinver, Colorado, because it's adventurous. There's a city aspect
Speaker 1: to it. There's like a you know, solitude aspect to it,
Speaker 1: and there's also a side where you can like go
Speaker 1: to a small town and nobody sees you. And that's
Speaker 1: how my personality is, where I have like four different parts.
Speaker 1: You just never know which one you're going to get
Speaker 1: on any given day. Yeah, very Dinver of me. So
Speaker 1: for me, my city is mor Good, Denver. I like it. Okay,
Speaker 1: Mine's going to be a shocker, not really, but it's Nashville,
Speaker 1: which is kind of like why I moved here because
Speaker 1: of music, Like I grew up listening to music and
Speaker 1: singing and country and it's been like a huge part
Speaker 1: of my life. But then I'm also like active and
Speaker 1: like to be outside, and there's a lot of hiking
Speaker 1: and good spots. And I mean, I guess, I guess
Speaker 1: that's probably I was gonna say Vegas, but that's a
Speaker 1: little too wild. I mean, I am, like, I love
Speaker 1: all the bright lights and like having fun. You do
Speaker 1: love to go out and do stuff too, Yes, but
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm quite as wild as Vegas.
Speaker 1: As a wild is going to the nightclubs every night? Right, Yes,
Speaker 1: that's I think Nashville. All right, Nashville. That's why you're
Speaker 1: in the city. Yes, okay, I like it. What food
Speaker 1: takes up most of your body if you had to
Speaker 1: break it down, and it's the food that you eat
Speaker 1: all the time. Um, okay, I've been obsessed lately with
Speaker 1: mac and cheese. I don't know what's happening. Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know what great comfort food it is, but I've
Speaker 1: been having out. No, if you've tried it, I get
Speaker 1: it at Target. It's called goodles, like noodles but with
Speaker 1: a G. Okay, it's supposed to be like healthier, Like
Speaker 1: it's a healthy your mac and cheese, So I feel
Speaker 1: healthy when I'm eating it. What kind of noodles are
Speaker 1: they Are they regular noodles? I don't even. They may
Speaker 1: know with a G or they maye with like garbanzo beans,
Speaker 1: barbanzo Wow, I know, I don't know exactly. No, I
Speaker 1: haven't even. I mean they have to be called goodles
Speaker 1: for a reason. They have like protein in them, so
Speaker 1: they're kind of like bonza pasta. Maybe. Have you ever
Speaker 1: had bonza? Yes? Is it better than bonza? Yeah? You
Speaker 1: can't tell, you know how. Some taste like really kind
Speaker 1: of funky, and you're like, oh, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I really like this. Like I've had chickpea noodles, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I really don't like those. But I don't even
Speaker 1: know what's in this. I'm so intrigued right now because
Speaker 1: I love finding healthier alternatives if they taste good. I know,
Speaker 1: mac and cheese. I guess now I need to find
Speaker 1: out what's inside. I know I've looked, but oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: I've never heard of this. Okay, so you are filled anyway?
Speaker 1: Mac and cheese, goodles, Mac and cheese. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm like ten years old. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: go try these. They look really good, one of them
Speaker 1: says by them shella Goodall see there they're cute, like
Speaker 1: they twist my palm. They do kind of look like
Speaker 1: regular kraftmac and cheese, but like a healthier, prettier version. Yes,
Speaker 1: so I feel like fourteen grams of protein. Wow, right,
Speaker 1: and it's good, it's good. Yeah, Okay, I can't. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna trust you on this. I'm gonna go try these, Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I go through phases, you know, and
Speaker 1: you're like what I eat, and I'm like, I'm stuck
Speaker 1: on this. Yeah. I feel that if I had like
Speaker 1: a healthy one, I'd probably have a healthy one right now.
Speaker 1: But if I'm looking at the entire course of my life,
Speaker 1: I think I'm filled with potatoes. So many kinds of potatoes.
Speaker 1: Mashed potatoes, fries, uh like cut up, served, roasted potatoes,
Speaker 1: breakfast potatoes, any type of potato. I've probably had it
Speaker 1: in my life, sweet potatoes often. Yeah, there's so many options.
Speaker 1: Less like I am just one giant potato. That's what
Speaker 1: I believe. Both carbs, we're just like pure carbs as
Speaker 1: we should be. Okay, all right, what drink do you
Speaker 1: act like the most? And I can let you think
Speaker 1: about it if you need a second. Can you tell
Speaker 1: me what you need a minute? Yeah, okay, let me
Speaker 1: let me tell you what mine is. It is a
Speaker 1: draft beer. Okay. Why it's because you know, when you
Speaker 1: get a draft beer, you get the phone right it
Speaker 1: top and it's nice and it's pretty and it's fun,
Speaker 1: it's exciting and you can't wait to drink it, and
Speaker 1: then like the phone starts to die down and they
Speaker 1: get really tired, like life just hits. Yeah. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: kind of like the foam of a draft beer that's
Speaker 1: actually really good. Yes, and you still enjoy it and
Speaker 1: life's still good. You still love the beer and you're
Speaker 1: it's still a good person. It's still a great thing.
Speaker 1: But you know, it's just some of the sparkle after
Speaker 1: a while goes away. Oh I like that. If I'm
Speaker 1: a draft beer, that's good, that's kind of well, mine
Speaker 1: would be like white colar, truly, like a siltzer. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: because it's like I'm very I'm not like way out there,
Speaker 1: I'm not too much, but if I have too much,
Speaker 1: then I can be pretty crazy. Oh okay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: like this. The fiz does go away eventually, like the
Speaker 1: bubbly Yes, like at the beginning, it's whatever, but I
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, I know, I like it. I guess, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a Seltzer. Yes, I'm a Seltzer. That's all I drink.
Speaker 1: Well because there Ego, you got why not that, you
Speaker 1: got liquors, you got all kinds of things. So Seltzer
Speaker 1: is abby, Yes, Seltzer Nashville and new Googles. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to remember if it good, I don't know that's what
Speaker 1: you're saying it for. It is right, I'm going good,
Speaker 1: but you know you should not ask me how to
Speaker 1: pronounce words. It's true. Some on the wrong verson that,
Speaker 1: and I am Denver a potato and a draft beer
Speaker 1: like these. That's good. There we are. That's that's how
Speaker 1: we most resemble in the in the way of things
Speaker 1: instead of a human being. I also want to talk
Speaker 1: about if you've discovered anything recently, and this may fall
Speaker 1: into your Googles. Googles maybe the answer for you, But
Speaker 1: I found a new app and it is life changing.
Speaker 1: What Okay, So it seems like you're trying to eat
Speaker 1: healthier too, and I'm trying to eat things that have
Speaker 1: less preservatives, they're more whole foods. I'm trying to make
Speaker 1: sure I don't have a lot of preservatives in beauty
Speaker 1: products that I use. Just all the things that I'm doing,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make sure I'm not poisoning my body.
Speaker 1: And I found an app called Yuka spelled y uk
Speaker 1: a okay, and it has a scanner on it and
Speaker 1: it will let you scan beauty products, food, anything, and
Speaker 1: it will show you their health benefits or give you
Speaker 1: healthier alternatives. Yes, and it shows you if it's like
Speaker 1: high end preservatives, so like if you, you know, scan
Speaker 1: a bag of Skittles, you're going to get like all
Speaker 1: the dyes that you're not supposed to have. And it
Speaker 1: shows you just the things that can help you and
Speaker 1: basically makes it easier for you to read the labels.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? Why do we not all have that?
Speaker 1: Why I not heard of this? I just found it
Speaker 1: because of Instagram. Ironically, most of the time I find
Speaker 1: things on TikTok, but Instagram. Somebody was like, this is
Speaker 1: like my favorite thing. If you're trying to eat whole
Speaker 1: foods and trying to like really be aware of what's
Speaker 1: going on in your body. Yes, because we have no
Speaker 1: idea what's in most things yeah, and we probably assume
Speaker 1: it's healthy. Maybe I should scanned googles hey just to
Speaker 1: make sure. But I you know, always, I've always realized
Speaker 1: less is more when it comes to ingredients, Like, if
Speaker 1: there's less ingredients in it, you're probably okay. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: when there's a whole lot of ingredients and things that
Speaker 1: you can't understand, you don't know what they mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those aren't good for you, right, if you can't pronounce them,
Speaker 1: that might not be a good sign. Yes, And most
Speaker 1: things that say are light or sugar free are the
Speaker 1: worst alternatives than just eating the regular thing. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I heard, because they add more sugar. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: in different kinds like fake sugars. It's better for you
Speaker 1: to have the real sugar than the fake one. This
Speaker 1: app made it easier because it's so hard to decipher
Speaker 1: all of these things that is so good, so yucca yuca.
Speaker 1: And now I can't like go grocery shopping without it
Speaker 1: or like going to Ulsa or anything because it scans
Speaker 1: all kinds of products. So WORL change my life? Okay,
Speaker 1: something I knew discovered, right? Yea, do you have anything
Speaker 1: besides googles Well, I ain't worry. I know. So I'm
Speaker 1: like a big coffee girl and I'm trying to stop
Speaker 1: going out so much. So I got an espresso machine, okay,
Speaker 1: and I guess the app. I mean you can go
Speaker 1: on the app and it has everything you could ever want,
Speaker 1: like the pods and like apparently an espresso machine. It
Speaker 1: like scans the barcode, so it knows the pods you
Speaker 1: put in. Oh wow, much water to add? So so
Speaker 1: this is a bougee fancy Yeah it is. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it really wasn't that expensive, like compared to what
Speaker 1: you're going to be spending like at Starbucks and every
Speaker 1: d and so they have like everything you can ever want.
Speaker 1: And I say this app I love. I love fancy apps.
Speaker 1: Does it look like a fancy pop machine but you're
Speaker 1: kind of doing it on your phone kind of? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like it's like the different pods, it tells you how
Speaker 1: strong they are, Like there's sweet vanilla whiskey essence. Can
Speaker 1: you make a variety pack so you don't have to
Speaker 1: get all the same thing? Yeah? You can, so cool?
Speaker 1: I know. Well, actually I think they come in like
Speaker 1: ten packs. But then you can get like an indulgent
Speaker 1: pack and all that, But I didn't know this, Like
Speaker 1: I thought it would just like made one cup, but
Speaker 1: it's like each one you can do like an espressive shot.
Speaker 1: Then make your own latte at home, or you can
Speaker 1: get one that is like makes eight ounces of coffee
Speaker 1: and then you add your own Okay, so this app
Speaker 1: though you order online and then it gets shipped to
Speaker 1: you and then you use it right. Yes, it's not
Speaker 1: like magic where you like order on your phone. It
Speaker 1: happens right then and there. No, I don't know. Hey,
Speaker 1: smart House taught me a lot of things. We're not
Speaker 1: quite there yet, maybe in like five years, I hope.
Speaker 1: So I watched that the other day. You did a
Speaker 1: smart House. I've been on like a comfort like trying
Speaker 1: to watch comfort things. Yeah, and I've been watching so
Speaker 1: many Disney Channel original movies. I need to do that.
Speaker 1: I loved Smart House so good. I watched Connect Kelly,
Speaker 1: I watched Um Hannah Montana movie. Yes, and also did
Speaker 1: you realize I don't think I put two and two
Speaker 1: together when I was younger. But Rascal Flats makes an appearance, obviously,
Speaker 1: Billy ray tiris Um Dolly gets mentioned. I can't remember.
Speaker 1: I don't think she makes an appearance, um somebody else's
Speaker 1: There was like five big celebrities in Hannah Moon Tanna,
Speaker 1: and I was like, wait, I do not remember this.
Speaker 1: I did not either the movie the movie, not the show, okay,
Speaker 1: because I was watching all the shows, like I watched
Speaker 1: Freaky Friday too. I mean I went like down the list.
Speaker 1: It would be like I watched one and then give
Speaker 1: me a recommendation show like yeah, I'll watch that. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, those are all so good too. You just
Speaker 1: reminded me of that those movies, I know, you know,
Speaker 1: like that, those were so good. Those are the movies
Speaker 1: I watch. I don't watch many movies, but I will
Speaker 1: watch those. Yeah. I think Disney Channel original movies are
Speaker 1: a little bit cheesier now. I think these were so cheesy.
Speaker 1: But something about watching the two is just not the same.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the one about like skateboarders like Brink. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well yeah, I think it is Brink. I think you
Speaker 1: got it. I loved that one Brink movie. I believe
Speaker 1: that's that's on there, Brink. I should watch that. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'll watch Out on this weekend one I loved. I've
Speaker 1: been on a kick so whenever my TV shows are
Speaker 1: like I watched the new episodes because all of them
Speaker 1: I can't binge. They're all really seen each week, and
Speaker 1: so I've needed something else to why. Yeah, that's the worst.
Speaker 1: When I do that, You're like, what do I do
Speaker 1: this week? Yes? Okay, well you guys got you got
Speaker 1: an app to download Yuca And do you want to
Speaker 1: tell them what the coffee machine that you bought is
Speaker 1: because it sounds pretty legit. It's like an Espresso Virtuo virtuo.
Speaker 1: There's the like virtual but not Yeah, yeah, mine's just
Speaker 1: the Virtuo Okay, yeah, but there's like so many there's
Speaker 1: like a Deluxe. Actually it's the Deluxe one Virtual plus
Speaker 1: Deluxe is the one I have. But they have so
Speaker 1: many options. We got, we got lots of things suggestions.
Speaker 1: See ye, discovering things is cool. I know I know
Speaker 1: what you're gonna find, right. Bobby and Eddie also confess
Speaker 1: something this week that they pull both pulled an amy
Speaker 1: in different scenarios. And pulled an amy could mean a
Speaker 1: lot of things. In this instance, I believe it was
Speaker 1: in a fun way of making fun of her in
Speaker 1: that kind of light, because sometimes with driving or was
Speaker 1: just certain things she hasn't paid attention and she shared
Speaker 1: the stories on the show, so that's what they were
Speaker 1: relating to, and they said they pulled an Amy. So
Speaker 1: I want to know, have you recently pulled an Amy?
Speaker 1: Has anything happened? Yes? I did. Okay, So I got
Speaker 1: out of my car in my driveway and I, you know,
Speaker 1: was going in my house, put the key in the door,
Speaker 1: shut the door. Well, the whole day went by, the
Speaker 1: whole night. I wake up in the morning looking for
Speaker 1: my keys. I couldn't find them anywhere, like anywhere, and
Speaker 1: I was freaking out. Was like, I'm gonna be late
Speaker 1: for work, like I have no idea where they are.
Speaker 1: Finally I realized I left them in my door the
Speaker 1: whole night, like overnight what like on the outside. Yeah,
Speaker 1: on the outside, they were just it was hanging there,
Speaker 1: like I just I didn't take it out. I think
Speaker 1: I was carrying stuff or something. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'll come back and get them later. That was terrifying that.
Speaker 1: It's always like anyone could have come into my house.
Speaker 1: Anyone could have come into your house, anyone could have
Speaker 1: stolen your car. Yeah, a lot of things could have happened.
Speaker 1: I haven't done That's like I've done that a couple
Speaker 1: of times. Oh that's a thing for you. Yes, like
Speaker 1: it is and so, but now I'm like I need
Speaker 1: Maybe you just started to being a checklist before bed
Speaker 1: every night, like where are my keys? I locked the
Speaker 1: door and make sure the keys are not in the door,
Speaker 1: go to bed. Yeah, that was definitely a moment. I
Speaker 1: know I've had a lot more moments. I'm probably sure
Speaker 1: I could think of, but that was a major one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I'm glad you're okay, and I'm glad
Speaker 1: nothing got stolen, but you do you need to put
Speaker 1: a post it note on your mirror and say where
Speaker 1: are my keys? That's gonna be your way to stop
Speaker 1: it from happening. Yeah, because there's something I feel like
Speaker 1: everyone just has those few things in their life that
Speaker 1: is just an easy like forget, and once you do
Speaker 1: it once or twice, it's like your body almost is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can keep forgetting it. It's fine, nothing happened from it,
Speaker 1: and then it just keeps happening. So the only way
Speaker 1: to break that cycle is like to write a new
Speaker 1: path in your brain. Yes, write a new path. Have
Speaker 1: you never done that, like left your key in a
Speaker 1: door or something? Um, I have not. But there was
Speaker 1: one one time where I left for a vacation and
Speaker 1: I left my keys at my house because I didn't
Speaker 1: drive to the airport and I didn't um And when
Speaker 1: I had gotten back the I normally go through my garage,
Speaker 1: and the power had gone out while I was gone,
Speaker 1: and I had obviously not reset it because I hadn't
Speaker 1: been home. And when I got there the garage when
Speaker 1: I opened because the power was still off and I
Speaker 1: didn't have keys to get in my house, so I
Speaker 1: did call somebody to basically break into my house to
Speaker 1: get me a key so I could get in. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh. Yeah, I shout out there for like an
Speaker 1: hour and a half dealing with that. So I have
Speaker 1: done something stupid, like that's the last time I ever
Speaker 1: left my house without a key to get in. No
Speaker 1: matter what, even when I go on like walks, I
Speaker 1: always have a key with me. Oh yeah, I always
Speaker 1: think of that. I don't have one either. My neighbor
Speaker 1: used to have one, but now she moves, so I'm like,
Speaker 1: I have no one that does a key well, and
Speaker 1: I don't trust like putting it under somewhere, hiding it.
Speaker 1: I don't trust that. So I won't do that. That's
Speaker 1: why I'm like, I just have to always have one
Speaker 1: with me. Yeah, it's like I wish, you know, this
Speaker 1: is when I wish we had the little in bed
Speaker 1: and like our little hand, you know, and you could
Speaker 1: just like hit it and then you don't have to
Speaker 1: bring stuff with me. It's not fun to carry a
Speaker 1: key on walk. No, it's not. You have to. But
Speaker 1: I also wish I had like the door knob that
Speaker 1: had the numbers on it, you know. Yes, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think you can install those pretty easy. Yeah. I do
Speaker 1: think you can. Yeah, a lot of airbnbs have them,
Speaker 1: that's true. I might do that, but I don't think
Speaker 1: they're easy to hack. That's also back to like technology
Speaker 1: and like, you know, having one key to something and
Speaker 1: you're the only one that has access. There's also some
Speaker 1: security in that too. Yes, But I have one more
Speaker 1: I have one more amy moment that I do this week.
Speaker 1: So I went to put something in my microwave and
Speaker 1: I opened it and the salad dressing was in the microwave,
Speaker 1: like instead of putting it in the fridge. Oh, I
Speaker 1: hate when I do that. Like I was like, I
Speaker 1: honestly do not even remember doing that. I warned my brain,
Speaker 1: that's okay. Have you already used the salad dressing? Now
Speaker 1: you hadn't used it? Yeah, I had already used it.
Speaker 1: So like I was just putting everything up, you know,
Speaker 1: like putting the dirty dishes away, and then I just
Speaker 1: put the salad dressing in the microwave. I'm like, what's happening.
Speaker 1: I was like, Abby, you're even said that. I was like, Abby,
Speaker 1: you're losing it. He told yourself, Allowed, you're losing it.
Speaker 1: I was like, you are not. Okay. That's when I
Speaker 1: always know when I'm really off my game. If I'm
Speaker 1: in the kitchen and I like put the cheese in
Speaker 1: the pantry, or like something cold in the pantry and
Speaker 1: then something like not supposed to be in the fridge
Speaker 1: in the fridge and I like mix them up, and
Speaker 1: then I don't realize it until like a day later.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well that happens. You're like, where was your brain?
Speaker 1: But do you don't even know you're doing it? You're like,
Speaker 1: what were you thinking about so hard that you don't
Speaker 1: realize you did that? It's so wild to me. That
Speaker 1: tells me that you and I both need to go
Speaker 1: to some yoga and not have so much going on
Speaker 1: in our heads. I think so that we're like overthinking
Speaker 1: everything or what we need to have too much in
Speaker 1: our brains to comprehend and focus on what's right in
Speaker 1: front of us. Huh, that's very difficult. Yes, I think
Speaker 1: a lot more people relate to that than it's just us.
Speaker 1: If that makes us feel better. I'm just like, it's
Speaker 1: just funny. It just happened like a few days ago
Speaker 1: as it is. Okay, what kind of dressing was it? Oh?
Speaker 1: I have like vinaigrette, like balsamic vinagarette. Okay, why is
Speaker 1: that your goes too? Yeah? Do you like raspberry vinagarette?
Speaker 1: That's one of my favorites? I kind of. I really
Speaker 1: don't that really, it's kind of too sweet to be
Speaker 1: in the mood. If of like salty stuff in your salad,
Speaker 1: it's like a good balance. But do I love a
Speaker 1: big strawberry field salad. And that's why I like the
Speaker 1: raspberry vinigrette. It has like strawberries. You do some goat
Speaker 1: cheese and some wallnuts and some apples, and then you
Speaker 1: do the raspberry vinigarette. But I am very sweet. I
Speaker 1: love sweet things really. Yeah, have you been a chopped salad.
Speaker 1: They chop up their salads. Yes, but you can buy
Speaker 1: their dressing. Oh I like that. Yeah, they're and they're
Speaker 1: really good. They're like homemade or you know, they're not
Speaker 1: just like store bought that just kind of doesn't taste.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go use my Yucca app on them. Yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: should find out. I get the white balsamic vinegarette, so
Speaker 1: now I'm curious to know if it's good. Okay, like it.
Speaker 1: I like that one though. I don't think I've had
Speaker 1: a white balsamic. I've had balsamic, been never a white balsamic.
Speaker 1: It's really good. That just white vinegarrette. No, it's white balsamic.
Speaker 1: See normal. I'm I'm eating the skinny gal one because
Speaker 1: it has like five calories. Really yeah, but kind though
Speaker 1: the raspberry. They have other ones on there, but that's
Speaker 1: the one that I like. Like, I think it's raspberry.
Speaker 1: I don't really know anymore. Hey, whatever works when you
Speaker 1: find one you like, I'm like, yo, just stick to it.
Speaker 1: I know what. Hey, and I'm looking for any way
Speaker 1: to like cut a calorie and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: need it. They're okay cool works for me. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: That's the thing. People don't know about salads and stuff.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, it's healthy, but then if you drench
Speaker 1: it with like two cups of ranch, it's, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it turns into not being But listen, that salad is
Speaker 1: really good. I love a bat. I know. Have you
Speaker 1: ever gotten to Jason's Deli and got in the salad
Speaker 1: bar because that's my favorite. Yes, it is the best.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous how good it is. I know. Wait, we
Speaker 1: should go there for lunch. Oh my gosh, we should
Speaker 1: because I've been craving in I don't want to go
Speaker 1: by myself. Oh I know, I don't either. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: how my friend's coming. It's so good. They have the
Speaker 1: little chocolate pudding. Did you ever eat the chocolate pudding
Speaker 1: on the salad bar? I have a little chocolate chips
Speaker 1: in it. Oh wait, no, no, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't like chocolate chips. Yeah, chocolate pudding. I forgot. I
Speaker 1: just forgot. But I thought that was just cookies pudding. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of picky. So it's kind of like a
Speaker 1: castacay space. That's true. I think we've mentioned that before.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Ibby is not a fan of chocolate chip
Speaker 1: cookies and obviously now chocolate chips not in anything, right,
Speaker 1: No chocolate chips. It's so weird to have chips of chocolate.
Speaker 1: And no, you are the weird one in the situation.
Speaker 1: But I am down for us to go to Jason's
Speaker 1: Dollar have a salad bar because that sounds amazing. You
Speaker 1: know you can get it to go to right because
Speaker 1: you could go back to the salad bar, get more right,
Speaker 1: and I love I used to like I would eat
Speaker 1: Jason's Eli lunch all the time. I'd go get salad bars, um,
Speaker 1: like whenever my mom could would take us out of
Speaker 1: high school, we'd go eat there and I always eat
Speaker 1: my salad with crackers. Did you ever eatar salad with crackers?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Is that a weird thing? Like
Speaker 1: eat like as the utensil? Yes, you're scooping it up,
Speaker 1: ye listen. I need to know if anybody out there
Speaker 1: also does this, because now obvious making me feel weird.
Speaker 1: She doesn't like chalcoate chips. It's fine, um, yes, the salad.
Speaker 1: You'd make your salad like normal, and then you'd get
Speaker 1: the club crackers that they have and you'd like scoop
Speaker 1: it and you'd get a little bit lettuce and ranch
Speaker 1: and eggs and whatever's on her salad and you eat it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I've done that with bread. If
Speaker 1: it comes with a side of bread. You would do
Speaker 1: that with a salad or with like soup. No, with
Speaker 1: a salad, you'd like dip up the extra dressing at
Speaker 1: the bottom. Oh no, but you're not like the whole
Speaker 1: thing with it. I've never done that day. I love it, though. Okay,
Speaker 1: I needn't know if anybody else does this, because it's
Speaker 1: gonna be like a quirk of mine that I never realized. Definitely,
Speaker 1: I think I picked it up for my mom or
Speaker 1: my dad. I'm not sure who did it, but I
Speaker 1: definitely picked it up from them. Do you still do that?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if I but only if I go to
Speaker 1: Jason Zali. If I might get a salad at home,
Speaker 1: or I get like a chop salad or whatever, I'm like, Hey,
Speaker 1: do you guys have cracker? It's just Jason's DELI watch
Speaker 1: you do this like you're just picking it up. And
Speaker 1: oh yeah, if we go to Jason Zale, you will
Speaker 1: see it. I will watch this, You'll witness it in
Speaker 1: full Oh well I did. I did have an amy
Speaker 1: moment besides all the ones that we have mentioned. Um So,
Speaker 1: you know when you go to a grocery store parking
Speaker 1: lot and sometimes the cart things are not set up
Speaker 1: how they should be a little crooked? Are there not?
Speaker 1: Like totally in one parking spot? Yes? Well, when I
Speaker 1: was backing out of one because the only place that
Speaker 1: was able to park was next to one, which I
Speaker 1: don't typically like to do, but I had too. I
Speaker 1: was just running in and on my way out, I
Speaker 1: gave a little little tap tap to the grocery skirt
Speaker 1: store thing like the metal beam thing. Yeah, a little
Speaker 1: tap tap. Oh no, didn't do anything to your car?
Speaker 1: There anything to my car? And I devil checked like
Speaker 1: the making sure the bar didn't get bit or anything.
Speaker 1: I was going like two miles an hour so it
Speaker 1: couldn't do too much damage. But I've made sure like
Speaker 1: I'm not leaving anything broken. And it was fine, but
Speaker 1: it was crooked. The whole thing was like not straight.
Speaker 1: I'm like, how is this hard to put something in
Speaker 1: here and not be straight? You know, I'm in a
Speaker 1: bet You're not the only one I've done that. I
Speaker 1: don't anywhere it's like a Christine condition. You know what. Hey,
Speaker 1: you're the only ones spittala dressing into my quib. Well
Speaker 1: we're part right. Ye, No, that's happened before I know it. Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny. Maybe. Yeah, We've had our moments. I
Speaker 1: also just think I just think my headsman in the
Speaker 1: clouds a lot lately. That's what I thought too. I'm
Speaker 1: just just things aren't making sense. I don't I don't know,
Speaker 1: I've done. I had a lot of moments like Abby,
Speaker 1: what's happening with you? You know what? At least we
Speaker 1: can both relate on that one. I think a lot
Speaker 1: of people can relate. Maybe are other things not so much,
Speaker 1: but that can all relate. Yes, we heard from Amy
Speaker 1: this week about her dog Ka, who ate some pills
Speaker 1: from her cousin's pillbox, and obviously dogs are not supposed
Speaker 1: to get ahold of these pills, and she got ahold
Speaker 1: of a lot. Luckily she was okay, And it was
Speaker 1: a whole situation, and we got to hear a lot
Speaker 1: of listener animals stories which were also hilarious and gross
Speaker 1: and traumatizing all at the same time. Do you have
Speaker 1: any funny or wild animal stories? That kind of relate,
Speaker 1: but maybe not relate at all. My dogs. I've had
Speaker 1: two shelties, and mine never really like ate anything bad
Speaker 1: or crazy. Like we were really lucky that that never happened.
Speaker 1: Oh were they very well trained? Um, I wouldn't stay
Speaker 1: well trained. They were very opposite. Like one of my
Speaker 1: dogs would not walk on a leash. She would just
Speaker 1: sit there and we'd be like come on, and the
Speaker 1: other one like did well. Um my. One of my
Speaker 1: dogs they like to buy ankles, you know, so like
Speaker 1: if I would start running, she'd always come and like
Speaker 1: nip at my ankles like she's hurting sheep or something.
Speaker 1: Are they hurting dogs? Yeah? They are Shetland sheep dogs. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's like in their instincts. She would always it
Speaker 1: was really cute. She would always do that. Would ever hurt? Um.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't let her. I always knew the right timing
Speaker 1: when to pull my like um my ankle up because yes,
Speaker 1: it would hurt. And she would like bite my toes
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night under my bed, wait
Speaker 1: would you wake up from? Yes, yes, it was like
Speaker 1: under the cover. I don't know, I was asleep and
Speaker 1: I'd be like moving my feet and she would just
Speaker 1: bite them. I'm like hard. That was when she got
Speaker 1: a lot of older and I'd be like toes, I
Speaker 1: don't know what she was doing, Like shell teeths are
Speaker 1: really funny. But I don't think I have any like
Speaker 1: crazy ones, like crazy eating stories. I do love Shelsee's
Speaker 1: and you're You're the one dog that I've known that
Speaker 1: when you've been in my life. She was gorgeous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's gorgeous. I Remy never eats anything, granted, I actually
Speaker 1: I took the bag. Oh, Remy is a hound dog
Speaker 1: when it comes to food, and she will find any
Speaker 1: crum everything anywhere. I have two instances with her. There
Speaker 1: was one time where I had shredded a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of different cheese, and as I've mentioned on the show,
Speaker 1: I love to eat shredded cheese, and this is like,
Speaker 1: you know good shredded cheese, or might just get it
Speaker 1: from the bag and that's what I eat and so
Speaker 1: nobody can get to it. But these were in containers
Speaker 1: because I had shredded all these different kinds and I
Speaker 1: had brought him over and sat him on the ottoman
Speaker 1: as I was like watching TV and I was eating
Speaker 1: cheese and crackers, and I got up because the ups
Speaker 1: guy rang the doorbell and Rimy goes running and I
Speaker 1: have to go get the box to bring it inside.
Speaker 1: And in the time that her and I both went
Speaker 1: to the door, I went to get the package and
Speaker 1: by the time I came back, one whole container was gone.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? She ate the entire thing. I'm shreted
Speaker 1: cheese container, but all the shredded cheese. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And like the span of maybe ten seconds, maybe is
Speaker 1: that okay for dog? She was fine. I mean, there's
Speaker 1: much worse things for her to eat than shredded cheese.
Speaker 1: She also, Gremmy also loves shredded cheese. If I opened
Speaker 1: up my cheese drawer and she's upstairs, like sometimes she
Speaker 1: refused to come downstairs, or she'll refuse to go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, she gets a little sassy. All I have
Speaker 1: to do is go over and open the door and
Speaker 1: she comes running. I'm like, I got you so funny,
Speaker 1: And we do. Every time I eat shred cheese, I
Speaker 1: share some with her, So I've I've created that little monsters.
Speaker 1: You did the cheese tax as TikTok calls it, sold.
Speaker 1: What the cheese tax. It is. Yeah, there's a whole
Speaker 1: song like cheese tax. And if you're ever eating cheese,
Speaker 1: then you have to give some cheery dog that's just
Speaker 1: like the cheese TOAs. Oh, that's so true. We would
Speaker 1: always use cheese, like to put medicine in her pills.
Speaker 1: But my dogs always knew they were smart enough, so
Speaker 1: she would like eat the cheese all around and then
Speaker 1: spit the pillow. It was really funny, like her tongue
Speaker 1: would just like spit a pillows like how did you know?
Speaker 1: Oh my, how did you know it's in there? They're
Speaker 1: so clever. Speaking of medicine, I had. I still have
Speaker 1: my foster cat, who I am still likely going to
Speaker 1: adopteaven though. I have allergies. You know, I can't decide
Speaker 1: um so you like you're you can tell like you're
Speaker 1: sneezing and stuff. I don't have the sneezing and running
Speaker 1: eyes anything like that. I have rashes that randomly happen.
Speaker 1: It's like a systematic allergy. Yeah, and they're not bad,
Speaker 1: They're not consistent. It's just kind of random, Like if
Speaker 1: I wear a lot of clothes that have a lot
Speaker 1: of her hair on them or something, like that, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, all I have to do is just
Speaker 1: change clothes when I come home or whatever. Then that's
Speaker 1: a trade off, so I'll take it, but I'm making sure.
Speaker 1: I'm like checking some basses. I've also some A listener
Speaker 1: tacked me in a video of an allergist. She was like,
Speaker 1: you just need to get a specific food that has
Speaker 1: this and it basically takes away the cat allergy. Did
Speaker 1: not know that. Okay, I'm learning something. TikTok is amazing, man,
Speaker 1: it really is. But her she had a big dental
Speaker 1: surgeram and I was trying to give her medicine and listen,
Speaker 1: we think it's hard to give dogs medicine. Cats are
Speaker 1: all whole different. Oh my god, she is so smart.
Speaker 1: I could I could go to the fridge to get
Speaker 1: out the medicine and she was already upstairs like really knew, Yes,
Speaker 1: I got I got it in her one day and
Speaker 1: it was still because she was loopy from her surgery,
Speaker 1: so she couldn't move very quickly or fast away from me.
Speaker 1: But by the time that had worn off, Oh, she
Speaker 1: was gone like she never It was like a fight,
Speaker 1: and she hated me for like a week because She's like,
Speaker 1: you gave me medicine once, I'm never letting you do
Speaker 1: this again. Oh okay, And she got and she had
Speaker 1: like a kind of a mess with her going to
Speaker 1: the bathroom. So I had to give her a bath
Speaker 1: like hat too. I didn't have an option. And cats
Speaker 1: are also awful, and I'm not convenue when it looked
Speaker 1: like I was from Tom and Jerry the cartoon. In
Speaker 1: the shower with her, she was bouncing off the walls.
Speaker 1: Oh mad at me. I was like, I just have
Speaker 1: to clean this one part of you. And still it
Speaker 1: was a disaster. I can only imagine, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I had learned one of my friends, Carlo Maria,
Speaker 1: had told me to make sure if you ever have
Speaker 1: to do a bath, you like go fully clothed. So
Speaker 1: I had a sweatshirt on and legs and if I didn't,
Speaker 1: I would have been totally scratched up. She would have
Speaker 1: gotten me. Really Yeah, So they just all hate oh mad,
Speaker 1: they hit not ball. I did. I know. There's a
Speaker 1: few that like it and maybe if you like, introduce
Speaker 1: it when they're really young. Yeah, but this poor cat
Speaker 1: is eight years old, like she's got a lot of trauma.
Speaker 1: But she's not dealing with me, so I do know
Speaker 1: what that's like, giving any type of animal medicine. On
Speaker 1: the contrary, rimy, I can put it in cheese and
Speaker 1: she'll eat everything that is. That's see, that's good to
Speaker 1: know you're good. Yeah, she will have endless amounts of cheese.
Speaker 1: Yeah you let her or peanut butter. Those are the
Speaker 1: two ways. And she'll be like, yeah, look it up,
Speaker 1: whatever's in there. I don't care. Hilarious. Yeah, cats don't
Speaker 1: like me. They only the interaction I've had with him.
Speaker 1: They like scratch me all the time, like they want
Speaker 1: to get away from me. I'm like, why definitely gonna
Speaker 1: do anything. Oh I don't think my foster cat would
Speaker 1: be like that with you. She loves people. She hides
Speaker 1: her a little bit until she knows like you're not
Speaker 1: going to hurt her, and then when she comes out,
Speaker 1: she just wants love. I'm actually like really scared of cats,
Speaker 1: are you? Like? They scare me? If I am walking
Speaker 1: like just on the street and I see one, I'm
Speaker 1: really terrified. Straight cats are a little different. Those are
Speaker 1: Farrell cats. That's that's a different ballgame. Never know what
Speaker 1: you're gonna get with a Farrell cat, yes, but housecats
Speaker 1: a little bit different. Okay. Yeah, I did watch My
Speaker 1: Friends last or two weekends ago and it went well,
Speaker 1: but I was scared here. They were great, but they
Speaker 1: have their witching hour at like the like two am,
Speaker 1: which is really funny. I'll wake up sometimes. It hasn't
Speaker 1: happened often because she's been sleeping a lot lately. But
Speaker 1: when I first got her, i'd be like two am
Speaker 1: and I just hear like bouncing off the walls. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. She she's playing with her toys,
Speaker 1: but she would never play with me. I try and
Speaker 1: play with her and she's like, no, I want to
Speaker 1: buy myself interesting. See, I don't understand and I just
Speaker 1: don't understand cats. They have very independent personality. Yes, so
Speaker 1: yes they are. They're much interesting. But because Remy always
Speaker 1: likes to eat basically everything, you know, those sticky spider
Speaker 1: traps that exists, So I don't have them at my
Speaker 1: house because I know better with her they are. But
Speaker 1: when I took her to my grandpa's house, he has them,
Speaker 1: and she found it. And I'm not kidding you. She
Speaker 1: had to get two of her paws cut out of them,
Speaker 1: like I had to sit there, put her on her back,
Speaker 1: and I was just like cutting around the fur, try
Speaker 1: them out, and it was and she was just looking
Speaker 1: at me like I do. Oh my gosh, that reminds me.
Speaker 1: I was watching my friend's dog and I have those,
Speaker 1: and it was like she got it caught on the
Speaker 1: side of her face and I had to like cut
Speaker 1: it out. And I was like, oh my gosh, she's
Speaker 1: gonna be so mad at me because I don't want
Speaker 1: to her cut her dog's hair and it's gonna be
Speaker 1: like all uneven. But I was like, I don't have
Speaker 1: a choice. I was gonna say, you can't get them out.
Speaker 1: You can't just pull them out. You'll hurt them. You can't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I felt so bad. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you could tell it was cut so bad. Friends say
Speaker 1: she was okay. I was like sorry, I had a
Speaker 1: sticky pad. Like she wasn't mad, but I just had
Speaker 1: to like tell her and she's like, oh, that's okay.
Speaker 1: She kind of laugh that. Yeah. Yeah, I love those
Speaker 1: those and like mousetraps if you have those, So I
Speaker 1: don't have any of those around my house. It's just
Speaker 1: like free for all at my house. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: We did also have like my parents' house, they always
Speaker 1: have crazy animal things that happen because my dad's like
Speaker 1: a modern day snow white. They've rescued little duckies from
Speaker 1: their swore and drain. That has happened. Um. And then
Speaker 1: another time we had a deer get stuck, stunk, stuck
Speaker 1: on our fence. It tried to jump the fence and
Speaker 1: it got stuck and it got like impale and it
Speaker 1: was stuck, but it was alive. And my mom was
Speaker 1: calling like all these wildlife rehabilitation places and they're like,
Speaker 1: well most of the time, if you call like cops,
Speaker 1: right animal control, their play come put it down. And
Speaker 1: my mom was like, absolutely not. That is not allowed
Speaker 1: on my property. And so she made my dad come
Speaker 1: home and he had to like lift it off of there,
Speaker 1: put it, put a bag over his head, lifted off
Speaker 1: of the thing, like tried to rub neosporn on like
Speaker 1: the cut that it had, and then they like took
Speaker 1: the bag off and the deer just ran away. And
Speaker 1: oh wow, And I still I choosed to believe that
Speaker 1: it's still alive today. Okay, yes, it is running free
Speaker 1: right now. It's living his best life, not getting stuck
Speaker 1: on anymore fences, I hope not. Those are always really sad.
Speaker 1: I see that like on TikTok all the time, and
Speaker 1: they get stuck in between it, and so then people
Speaker 1: have to pull on the sides, and yeah, most people
Speaker 1: are kind of not nice and they won't do that
Speaker 1: for him. I'm like, I mean we're in their space, right,
Speaker 1: so we forget. Yeah, like our our where our houses now?
Speaker 1: I mean it's been gosh twenty years, but it used
Speaker 1: to be like an open field, huh. And that's where
Speaker 1: a lot of deal deer were. And now they're like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm just running in the space that I knew. I know,
Speaker 1: they don't know there's a fence they're gonna get stuck on. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, that's that's the one I can think of
Speaker 1: right now. I know I have more. We had so
Speaker 1: many animals growing up. We have crazy stories. Sure, those
Speaker 1: are the ones that are off the top of my
Speaker 1: head right now. Do you got anymore? I don't think so. No.
Speaker 1: It's just usually me watching other people's dogs or you know, cats,
Speaker 1: And like I remember in college, I was walking into
Speaker 1: the gym and there was a black cat right there
Speaker 1: and all the people on the treadmills were watching me.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I can't just walk by it
Speaker 1: without petting it because I probably would have them like
Speaker 1: terrified of it. And I was like, hey, buddy, like
Speaker 1: doing like the awkward pat and it turns around on
Speaker 1: its back and just scratches. I mean just like like
Speaker 1: in a loving way. No no, no, no no, no no.
Speaker 1: It was like an intense don't know. I think they
Speaker 1: can sense. They can sense. We talked about this. They
Speaker 1: do sense that I'm scared. They also sense if you
Speaker 1: don't like them, and they'll try and make you like them.
Speaker 1: Oh well, it didn't make me want to like it.
Speaker 1: It goes one of two ways. I don't Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that was like a stray stray cat. The ones that
Speaker 1: I watched, they would rub up on my legs, which
Speaker 1: I don't like that feeling. I don't like how they
Speaker 1: rub up on your legs. Why don't you like that feelings?
Speaker 1: And then they're purring. Yeah, it means they're happy. I
Speaker 1: just can't explain it. Thus, it's not like a dog
Speaker 1: where they like wag their tail or you know, bark
Speaker 1: or like you know, oh my faster cat washertail it
Speaker 1: goes back and forth. If she's really happy, all I see,
Speaker 1: it's a flick. It goes back and forth. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. All right, Well, no
Speaker 1: cats for Abby or this is gonna be fun if
Speaker 1: I have you come over and watch. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you did ask like I did, allergic or do you
Speaker 1: like cats or something? Yeah? And you told me did
Speaker 1: You did not tell me this experience that you've had.
Speaker 1: This is new. This is a new revelation that I'm learning.
Speaker 1: Now I'm still open to watching. Well, the good news
Speaker 1: is she likes to keep to herself, so you'd probably
Speaker 1: be fined. She would like me, Yeah, I do think
Speaker 1: she would like you. She likes people. But now I'm
Speaker 1: now concerned about you. Oh man. We did have an
Speaker 1: update from listener Elvis. He called in and talked about
Speaker 1: seeing Adele in Las Vegas with his wife for the
Speaker 1: anniversary and Caroline Brian Luke, Brian's wife buying them insane tickets.
Speaker 1: We got the whole update from him, and it was
Speaker 1: super sweet and really emotional, and I just want to
Speaker 1: like leave that and make sure you go listen to
Speaker 1: the best bits, just the bits, because that this segment
Speaker 1: is on there and it'll it'll make you love the
Speaker 1: Brian's just that much more. They're so awesome. We did
Speaker 1: have a few National Days this week. I want to
Speaker 1: talk about him. We had national quirky country music song
Speaker 1: titled day Don't ask me why these that the thing
Speaker 1: days exist? Yes, okay, apparently what is the quirkiest country
Speaker 1: music song title that you know of that like comes
Speaker 1: to mind? Um? Oh, honky honky tonk but donka don't? Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean that's such a wild honky but don't. He
Speaker 1: has some interesting ones. Yeah, I was a red solo cup. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's try Sackens, isn't it? Wait? The honky talk but
Speaker 1: donka donk? Oh, Yeah, that one is try Sackens. I
Speaker 1: was looking up Toby Keith. I think that's why it's
Speaker 1: so much, because Toby Keith does have some interesting ones.
Speaker 1: He has Who's your Daddy? Oh yeah, who's your daddy?
Speaker 1: That one cracks me up. Um, what else is there?
Speaker 1: I know there's more. She thinks my tractor's sexy, not
Speaker 1: Toby Keith. But that one was a funny one, Kenny,
Speaker 1: That is funny ones that like, if they came out today,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, what is Toby Keith? Okay? Yeah? And yeah.
Speaker 1: The other one is Honky Talk donke do his trace ache? Yeah? Yeah? Um?
Speaker 1: What are other ones? But that's Redneck Woman is an
Speaker 1: interesting one. Here's I'm gonna give you like a list
Speaker 1: of some of these that and I don't know some
Speaker 1: of these. Some of these are Johnny Cash. The top
Speaker 1: three are dirty Old egg Sucking Dog? What and Okay,
Speaker 1: I've never heard that flushed from the bathroom of your heart?
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard these? These? Our country? Yeah? Uh?
Speaker 1: Tim McGraw, do you want fries with that? Oh? I've
Speaker 1: heard that one. Yeah. I didn't realize that was a
Speaker 1: song title though, I think so Wild Refried dreams. Also,
Speaker 1: Tim McGraw, Oh there, Oh go ahead, what is it?
Speaker 1: Is it? The title is this? Like? These are the
Speaker 1: titles of the songs? Yeah, this is one. You're the
Speaker 1: reason our kids are so ugly? I have heard of
Speaker 1: that one? What who thinks that I forget hold on?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh? Oh yeah, that's Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty.
Speaker 1: What the world is happening? Stick him on a Chicken,
Speaker 1: Zach Brown Band, thick Amma Chicken, thick Amma Chicken. I
Speaker 1: don't think I've heard that one, is it? Yeah? It's
Speaker 1: really fast. God, some of these are crazy. Kitty Wells
Speaker 1: has some let's see only me and my hairdresser. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what that is. In reverence to Jimmy
Speaker 1: Buffett has peanut butter conspiracy, Okay, I don't know that one.
Speaker 1: He also has my head hurts, my feet stink, and
Speaker 1: I don't love Jesus as a song. Alan Jackson has
Speaker 1: some if inch fries were fat free. I still like bologna.
Speaker 1: I was spelling it out. I still like bogna. You
Speaker 1: just saw in real time what happens to me when
Speaker 1: I just read something that I don't like, try and
Speaker 1: actually pronounce it correctly. I would love to be a
Speaker 1: fly on the wall in your house, and it's just
Speaker 1: while you're like reading things, it happens a lot, and
Speaker 1: it happens a lot. Abby and another one. Toby Keith
Speaker 1: has Whacky Tobaccy Wacky Tobacci. I never knew any of
Speaker 1: these country music song titles. Me neither. But I also
Speaker 1: I love that it's a day. It's so random, right
Speaker 1: how to like? Who comes up with these? Honestly? I
Speaker 1: see some of those like what there's another day that
Speaker 1: happened this week and I didn't realize how many food
Speaker 1: on a sticks I love. Because of this, it was
Speaker 1: National favorite Food on a Stick Day. Oh, what's your
Speaker 1: favorite food on a stick? Corn dog? Oh, that's a
Speaker 1: good one, like when I used to go to the
Speaker 1: fair and stuff, and you know, I don't eat them,
Speaker 1: but they smell so good. Oh yeah, Oh they are
Speaker 1: really good. They do. They taste as good as they smell. Yes,
Speaker 1: they are delicious. I don't know what it is. I'm
Speaker 1: always timed to eat one and I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: any meat. I know, you're kind of missing all. They
Speaker 1: are really good, Like, there's so much better than a
Speaker 1: hot dog. Well, I guess you don't a hot dog either.
Speaker 1: That's it's okay. If there's something with like the batter
Speaker 1: and just it goes so well together. I wonder if
Speaker 1: somebody can make me a corn dog withou just a
Speaker 1: batter and not a dog like the corn. I guess
Speaker 1: that would be corn bread. It's basically what it is.
Speaker 1: And then you imagine, do you eat tofu? I don't
Speaker 1: eat tofu because I'm like, what's a substitute you could do? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll do any like, oh my tofu grosses me out.
Speaker 1: I just can't. I just I just you know, do
Speaker 1: away with meat entirely. Yeah. I've tried the like black
Speaker 1: bean burgers. There's only been one that I liked, and
Speaker 1: I liked it for about two weeks and then I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, I can't do this anymore. It was
Speaker 1: like a sweet potato black bean burger, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I can work with it. But then the texture it
Speaker 1: just felt weird. Yeah, it's the texture on those things.
Speaker 1: Because I've tried it, tune, I'm like, yeah, like why
Speaker 1: why I don't need to eat that? So I can
Speaker 1: just find other options. Mine would be corn on the
Speaker 1: cop o. Corn on the cop is so good, like
Speaker 1: the fair one. Yes with all the butter. Yes, she
Speaker 1: used to get the all the time. They dip it in,
Speaker 1: dip it in the butter, and then you can just
Speaker 1: like douse it and pepper and salt or like a
Speaker 1: seasoning if they have like the whole stand of them. Huh.
Speaker 1: What other I don't want? Popsicles? Popsicles are good one.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm trying to find my list that I had
Speaker 1: kebabs or another one. I don't really eat kebabs though,
Speaker 1: something veggies, popsicles, Let's see, I got I had like
Speaker 1: a whole listler and I just disappeared. But ice cream,
Speaker 1: I really want a stick like that you get from
Speaker 1: an ice cream truck. Ye Oh, I liked ice What
Speaker 1: was your favorite thing to get from my ice cream truck?
Speaker 1: The cotton candy one? I don't I don't know what
Speaker 1: it was. What did it look like? I'm so visual
Speaker 1: about the ice cream trucks. I think like pink and
Speaker 1: blue swirled on a stick. Oh, I think, Okay, I
Speaker 1: think I know what you're talking your mouth of it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't remember. Let me see bubblegum, bubblegum ice cream truck.
Speaker 1: That was a long time. Let's see. Oh no, that
Speaker 1: people bubblegum. You're right, it's called bubblegums. Okay, I am
Speaker 1: Mine is your colors? What's called the screwball? Oh? The
Speaker 1: screwball that had the little gum at the bottom that
Speaker 1: you tried to eat. Maybe that's what I like too.
Speaker 1: Well here you can see, but there's both both of
Speaker 1: them the things. So does the screwball that you like? Wait,
Speaker 1: that's the screwball. These are the bubblegum ones the bubble
Speaker 1: gum they're same colors. Yes, oh dang, this isn't an
Speaker 1: ice cream truck. But I love Dippin' dots. Oh you
Speaker 1: know what I found out about Dippin' dots. I think
Speaker 1: this is a Kansas thing because I freaking love dippin
Speaker 1: dots so obsessed with it. It was in the mall.
Speaker 1: And you know what I found out. You can order
Speaker 1: them online. You can order you can order them right
Speaker 1: to your door. You're kidding. I found that out from
Speaker 1: TikTok this week. Like they're like frozen. Yeah, you can
Speaker 1: get so here's the thing. You can get individual packets
Speaker 1: and you can just get one of those. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the shipping is on one of those, or
Speaker 1: you could get a giant bag, but you have to
Speaker 1: store it in dry ice or a certain degree because
Speaker 1: otherwise it melts and it's not dippin' dots. Right. That's why,
Speaker 1: Like you can never buy them in store because they
Speaker 1: have to be stored and created differently. So they suggest
Speaker 1: when you buy them, like eating them the day that
Speaker 1: you get them, because they come shipped in dry ice.
Speaker 1: Wait do they not have them here? Is that just
Speaker 1: a Kansas thing. No, we have them here at Opera Mills.
Speaker 1: I've gone just for dippin dots. Oh my gosh, I
Speaker 1: think we have them at bridge Stone too. Bridgestone has them.
Speaker 1: You've gone just for the I've never gone to Bridgetone
Speaker 1: just for the demon dots. But because I've never got
Speaker 1: to a concert, I'm like, I want ice cream, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, but I have gone to Opera Mills just
Speaker 1: to get Dippin' dots. Okay, I want to go there, Yep,
Speaker 1: I got to. They're always there there in the little
Speaker 1: middle thing. That's amazing. Now we have these similar things
Speaker 1: and I just never realize it's like, might be a
Speaker 1: Kansas thing, Yes exactly. I'm like, is this or not?
Speaker 1: And it worlds of Fun? I would always get them there.
Speaker 1: Did you ever go to Worlds of Fun? I did.
Speaker 1: That's what I would always do. It's goot, dippin dots
Speaker 1: so good. And they had them at like the baseball
Speaker 1: stadiums upon a time. I don't know if they're still
Speaker 1: in those, man, I don't. I don't know. They are
Speaker 1: these they are these supre mycecream of all of everything.
Speaker 1: Nothing beats them. I'm glad we agree. We agree, but
Speaker 1: it's a Kansas thing I'm calling it. I know they're everywhere.
Speaker 1: I know it's not just a Kansas thing, but there's
Speaker 1: something about loving dipping dots that I think is a Kanser.
Speaker 1: I think you're right. I really do. That beats ut
Speaker 1: like a part of our childhood. Yeah, oh man, Okay,
Speaker 1: we got our foods on a stick and those are good.
Speaker 1: Now I'm hungry. I know i'd like to talk about Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm very hungry. We do have a lot of foods.
Speaker 1: I don't have anything for us to talk about on
Speaker 1: the number three. And there's a reason why I put
Speaker 1: it at number three instead of two or one. It was,
Speaker 1: you know, not something I wanted to include, and it's
Speaker 1: not something I wish was even on this list, but
Speaker 1: I wanted to include it because I want people to
Speaker 1: be able to hear what Bobby said and made a
Speaker 1: statement over the tragedy that happened in Nashville this week.
Speaker 1: So that is why it's on here. That's also why
Speaker 1: it's not at number one or number two. I just
Speaker 1: felt this was kind of the place to put it
Speaker 1: and so you guys could hear it and we will
Speaker 1: be back in one second. Landy Wilson Stop Virus Show
Speaker 1: this week, and I love me some lady. She's amazing.
Speaker 1: She is awesome, like just a great human. Yes, the best.
Speaker 1: But she answered uncomfortable questions. And when I tell you that,
Speaker 1: she answered these so honestly because she said the famous
Speaker 1: people who watch her Instagram stories, which is super interesting
Speaker 1: to me. I just love that. And then she also
Speaker 1: admitted that there's been some celebrities that have DMed her
Speaker 1: after her butt went viral. That is hilarious And I
Speaker 1: died laughing because not that just like this is happening,
Speaker 1: but because she admitted it. I know. She's so fun
Speaker 1: like she'll say anything. That's how I love about her.
Speaker 1: It's just like no filter or whatever comes to mind.
Speaker 1: She's just gonna say yes. And so I figured, since
Speaker 1: Lady Wilson can be here and answered uncomfortable questions, so
Speaker 1: can we let's go? Are you ready to be uncomfortable?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm ready, but little yeah, Oh
Speaker 1: I guess Okay, Well it's it's not too bad hopefully.
Speaker 1: Oh where did your first kiss happen? It's crazy? Okay,
Speaker 1: So I would say like my official one, you know,
Speaker 1: like more. You haven't official and okay, some people here,
Speaker 1: let's talk about this. Some people are like, I had
Speaker 1: my first kiss when I was like five. I'm like,
Speaker 1: does that count? No, that doesn't know stuff like that. No,
Speaker 1: I don't make it counts until you are the one
Speaker 1: who like is like this was my first kiss. This
Speaker 1: is the moment when you're like really nervous and you
Speaker 1: feel like you've never done something before. That's when I
Speaker 1: feel like it's your first kiss. Okay, Well I would
Speaker 1: say I went to Paris freshman year of high school
Speaker 1: and it was on the Eiffel Tower. So like, you
Speaker 1: had your first kiss on the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: I consider. Yes. Well, I mean that's why everything in
Speaker 1: life with men has been to let down for you
Speaker 1: up until this moment, because you started out with the
Speaker 1: biggest romantic thing that can happen. It wasn't even really
Speaker 1: that romantic though. It was kind of just like one
Speaker 1: of my late guy friends, He's like, shall we kiss?
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, sure, let's And you didn't like say, hey,
Speaker 1: this is my first kiss ever. No I didn't because
Speaker 1: I was like, that's I was like a freshman in
Speaker 1: high school. Yeah, but it was a late bloomer. That's okay. Dang,
Speaker 1: is that not crazy though, Like so I, yeah, that's insane,
Speaker 1: that's wild. Yeah, that was pretty awesome. I'm like, the
Speaker 1: lights were going and everything. I was like, but it
Speaker 1: wasn't romantic. So I'm like, I'm excited to, you know,
Speaker 1: go back some day and have a romantic one. You
Speaker 1: had a platonic one, basically man like chaperones were there.
Speaker 1: I was like, they probably saw that. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but anyway, that's hilarious. Yeah and amazing at the same time.
Speaker 1: That's good. That's better than mine. Mine was in my
Speaker 1: parents driveway with my first boyfriend, and I remember being
Speaker 1: very excited that it happened when it was in my
Speaker 1: driveway in pure daylight, pure daylight. I was in middle school.
Speaker 1: Was it awkward? Um, I don't remember. I think it was.
Speaker 1: If I could, if I can, like place, I can,
Speaker 1: I can remember where in the driveway we were because
Speaker 1: it's still the house my parents live in. But I
Speaker 1: just remember it being in the daylight, and I was like,
Speaker 1: that just happened, and I was like on a cloud.
Speaker 1: I was like, I just got my first kids, you know.
Speaker 1: It was my boyfriend's I was very excited about it,
Speaker 1: and I thought I was in love and gonna marry
Speaker 1: this man. You know, yeah I was. I was a
Speaker 1: one that fell in love always immediately you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: you kissed me. Wow, I'm in love, We're in love.
Speaker 1: Were meant to be, We're gonna get married. Yeah, obviously
Speaker 1: that was not meant to me. But it was a
Speaker 1: good yeah, solid first kids, but not as exciting as
Speaker 1: the Highfel Tower. I know that you win the kids
Speaker 1: around ding ding. Do you have any x's you're still
Speaker 1: in touch with? Um? Yes, yeah, he's like a really
Speaker 1: good friend. Okay, so it like it ended well and
Speaker 1: so we just like we were probably better off as
Speaker 1: friends to begin with. So I don't see like any hermanute. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you got one? Do you only others? Or is
Speaker 1: that the only one? No? I've had some like try
Speaker 1: to reach out, you know, Like one was in Nashville
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, you want to come out.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I don't thank you. What goes
Speaker 1: through their minde when they do that, right, And it
Speaker 1: was like a Sunday evening, I'm like, you know, I
Speaker 1: have to work in the morning, Like that's not going
Speaker 1: to happen, and you're probably drunk saying that, which makes
Speaker 1: it even worse. Yeah, Like, if you wanted to see me,
Speaker 1: you could have reached out, but I still wouldn't have,
Speaker 1: so that's fair. So yeah, I guess the only one.
Speaker 1: Only one? Okay, I have I have some that I dated,
Speaker 1: maybe not full on relationships that I still have friends with,
Speaker 1: follow on social media and kind of keep up with
Speaker 1: what's going on in their lives. But my four main
Speaker 1: ones not even a bad Yeah, that just got progressively
Speaker 1: worse as they went on. None of those no, which
Speaker 1: is a thing. Yeah, yeah, no, I think I two
Speaker 1: of them are still blocked. I'm good. It's like years
Speaker 1: down the road and they are definitely still blocked. Well,
Speaker 1: they don't need to come back. Don't give them any
Speaker 1: doors to come back in. There are no doors, no
Speaker 1: doors at all. But yeah, that was a weird one.
Speaker 1: Why did I include that question? Let's move on. Have
Speaker 1: you ever made a social media post you regret deeply? Oh? Basically,
Speaker 1: like any of the ones in you know, high school.
Speaker 1: I look back at those. I mean I think I
Speaker 1: deleted mine from them or like archived. Do I need
Speaker 1: to do that? Especially the ones like when I had braces,
Speaker 1: or there was one I put on. I remember before
Speaker 1: I had braces, um, and I remember I got them
Speaker 1: in middle school, and so they only put the brackets on.
Speaker 1: They didn't put the wires for picture day. That's my picture.
Speaker 1: Like I just looked so dumb and I had the
Speaker 1: most crooked teeth ever, Like I sure what that looked like,
Speaker 1: No one can be I think I deleted it now,
Speaker 1: but my teeth or because I have huge teeth like
Speaker 1: my dad and my mom's mouth is really tiny, and
Speaker 1: it was just yeah, people used to make fun of
Speaker 1: them all the time. So I look back now and
Speaker 1: I was like, I had a lot of confidence when
Speaker 1: I was a kid. But looking back though, that fun
Speaker 1: when you have like unsolicited confidence. M Is that the
Speaker 1: right word. I don't know if that is. There's a word.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to go. Hold on um like trying to say.
Speaker 1: I was trying to say, like, um, like you just
Speaker 1: have unfiltered confidence, yea, like the thing's holding you ords
Speaker 1: are hard? Okay, Well that's a that's a fair thing
Speaker 1: to regret. I still regret a lot of you know,
Speaker 1: when we used to put all our photos on Facebook,
Speaker 1: you do like the albums and you show everybody that
Speaker 1: everything that happened in your life. Yeah. Yeah, mine are
Speaker 1: still up on Facebook. Yeah it's mine too. I don't
Speaker 1: know why I can't like find myself to delete him,
Speaker 1: because if I delete him, then they're gone, like forever.
Speaker 1: I don't have them anywhere else, and so I just
Speaker 1: they're just there. I recently, yeah, just changed mine to like,
Speaker 1: um just so I can see them. Right. I need
Speaker 1: to go do that. I need to go take the
Speaker 1: time and do that. Yeah, I did that. I got
Speaker 1: like spring Break albums on there. Of the boys that
Speaker 1: I met on like cruises when we got on vacation,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Yeah, mine was like my waiter. He
Speaker 1: was really hot and I was like my friend was
Speaker 1: like before a homecoming or something. I was like, get
Speaker 1: my picture with him. So he bent down by me.
Speaker 1: Is the yes, do you have pictures of you in Walmart?
Speaker 1: Because I have a lot of those. Um well, we
Speaker 1: had we did, like um what are they called? Oh
Speaker 1: what is it? What a scavenger hunt? Yeah kind of
Speaker 1: thing or like a checklist you have to do. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we did, Like I have like paper towel, like
Speaker 1: a toilet paper coming out of my pocket, like just
Speaker 1: walking through Walmart stuff like that. That's but like embarrassing
Speaker 1: stuff that we would go around Walmart asking people to
Speaker 1: do and then take a picture. Okay, but scavenger hunts
Speaker 1: for so much fun? Can we do an adults scavenger hunt?
Speaker 1: Why do we not do more of them? I loved those. Yes,
Speaker 1: I think that's why I like bar curls because they
Speaker 1: remind me of like scavenger hunts when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: It does so yeah, dang, that just brought me back.
Speaker 1: I know we would like to do that, and like,
Speaker 1: well they do that now. People like hide tickets you're
Speaker 1: radiotations or artists sometimes or like that. Can find this ticket,
Speaker 1: like here's a hand, here's a clue, you can find it.
Speaker 1: They're yours. That's fun. But I want somebody hand me
Speaker 1: a full list and like go find all of these
Speaker 1: things we had to do that that would be so fun.
Speaker 1: That's on the list. Okay, we're gonna go to Jason
Speaker 1: Stelly were Wax, then we're gonna go on a scavenger hunt. No,
Speaker 1: I have full blown pictures of me and my prom
Speaker 1: outfit dressed up taking pictures at Walmart. I'm on like
Speaker 1: a little bike. I'm playing with a ball. Wait were
Speaker 1: we at Walmart? I don't know. I don't have I
Speaker 1: have no answers. We usually met at our house and
Speaker 1: then took pictures Walmart on bike. We took pictures of
Speaker 1: the house, and we still went to Walmart and took pictures.
Speaker 1: Don't ask me why. I don't know how we even
Speaker 1: had a time to do that. This is also the
Speaker 1: same year that the tornado came, so we might have
Speaker 1: been like delayed and we were like stopped at Walmart. Okay,
Speaker 1: stuff like that. Yeah, and we were messing around. But
Speaker 1: the fact that I still was like, take a picture
Speaker 1: of me on a bike in my fancy dress with
Speaker 1: my hair all done up? What was I thinking? Oh?
Speaker 1: But it was fun. See it's a well it's not
Speaker 1: is it a memory? But you don't like her doing
Speaker 1: memory that I don't remember trying to cut out at No,
Speaker 1: I don't mind me. I need to go make all
Speaker 1: those privates. Yeah, yeah, I did for a reason. Like
Speaker 1: I have one album not even kidding that is titled
Speaker 1: It has four pictures in it is Joe Don Rooney
Speaker 1: and I was like, Joe Don Rooney is so hot.
Speaker 1: Oh my God, that's amazing. It was from like middle school,
Speaker 1: like eighth grade or something. I'm like, that's so weird.
Speaker 1: That's definitely private, but I still see it because it's hilarious. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: since you admitted that, I want to admit something to you.
Speaker 1: Back when I wanted to be a singer. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I still love that. I this is like middle school.
Speaker 1: I think I had met Kelly Pickler, who was massive
Speaker 1: at the time, and she because she had just won
Speaker 1: what was the song she the competition? She was on,
Speaker 1: Oh was it American Idol was a Yeah it was Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was right after that, and she had come to
Speaker 1: Wichita and I brought my guitar to ever sign it,
Speaker 1: and I got her to sign it, and then I
Speaker 1: was really proud and I took a whole bunch of
Speaker 1: pictures with my guitar. That's so cute. No, it's not
Speaker 1: a mean. Oh yeah, it's somewhere in my parents storeroom. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I still had it because it was my guitar that
Speaker 1: I took guitar lessons on WHOA And you told her
Speaker 1: where you like, I want to be a singer? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you told your story. Yeah. And that was also the
Speaker 1: year that I thay red high heels in my school's
Speaker 1: talent show, and you know what I did, win? I won? Okay,
Speaker 1: it keeps getting better and keeps getting better. You're singing
Speaker 1: and talent shows two and everything, Like I had won.
Speaker 1: You had the drink. I think that's before my voice
Speaker 1: like really sing and I might have actually had a
Speaker 1: little bit of talent then not much, but I think
Speaker 1: you still could. Oh yeah, bellieve not in myself. I
Speaker 1: listened to myself now, I'm like, there's no chance. I've
Speaker 1: always said I can harmonize very well. Okay, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why I was good in choir. Yeah, but I can
Speaker 1: never be by myself because I cannot find a beat
Speaker 1: to save my life by myself. Yeah. Like, when if
Speaker 1: you make me sing to a karaokee track, I have
Speaker 1: no idea what's going on. But if you make me
Speaker 1: sing with a track, I can harmonize with them and
Speaker 1: kind of find the things. It's the funniest thing. And
Speaker 1: I think that's why I used to be so good,
Speaker 1: because you'd sing with tracks. Yeah. Yeah, And then I
Speaker 1: started singing with karaokee. I was like, I'm not good.
Speaker 1: Can we do karaoka together? Just for fun. No, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be part of the whatever. No, because you're gonna
Speaker 1: record it and it's gonna hat me again, just like
Speaker 1: this whole story of me. Want to keep it? Singer
Speaker 1: or haunted me on the show like three years ago.
Speaker 1: I know, Yeah, I was not here for that. I
Speaker 1: missed that. I'm glad so I don't believe it. I say,
Speaker 1: you're great. I'm sure you are. Oh yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I will sink karaall goe with you. But
Speaker 1: phones are a way I'll not take them. But that'd
Speaker 1: be so mean. You know I wouldn't do that. No,
Speaker 1: you would you tell me? Would? We all listen? We
Speaker 1: all think we will, and then we're in the moment
Speaker 1: we're like, oh, this is so great. I have to
Speaker 1: share this. I wouldn't share it. Then you would keep
Speaker 1: it and then some day come back to bite me
Speaker 1: in the bus. So mean. It wouldn't be but it
Speaker 1: would be funny. Yeah, yeah, Okay, what is this is
Speaker 1: our last uncomfortable question? What is the last thing you
Speaker 1: searched on your phone? Well, just now, I said, Kelly Pickler,
Speaker 1: American idol. So let's see what I have. I was
Speaker 1: searching for edible bubbles. Edible Bubbles. I learned about him
Speaker 1: at a bar, and I'm gonna buy some because my
Speaker 1: niece and nephew are coming for Easter and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: buy some put in their Easter baskets that I made them.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, you know what I searched. So Lauren,
Speaker 1: who works in the other room. Yeah, behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: She we were talking about the wedding I went to,
Speaker 1: and I brought shoes with me, like flats in my purse. Okay,
Speaker 1: since I was like, I'm so tired of dancing and
Speaker 1: being so uncomfortable. I don't like to be bare feet.
Speaker 1: It's gross. Yeah, feet are disgusted afterwards. Yeah, and she
Speaker 1: told me about this brand. It's called Passion um uh
Speaker 1: spelled like fashion. F like fashion, but with a P
Speaker 1: with a P. And it's like heels. Okay, it's on
Speaker 1: chark tank and it's heels that you can take the
Speaker 1: heels off and they turn into flats. What is that work? Like?
Speaker 1: They twist off the arches. They're like, it's kind of
Speaker 1: you might want to look it up a little complicated,
Speaker 1: but it's a heel. You twist it off and then
Speaker 1: take the arch out and it ties it to a flat.
Speaker 1: So that's the last thing I was looking. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I need to get a pair of there.
Speaker 1: How much is like a pair? Just like one pair?
Speaker 1: Like two hundred? I mean honestly though for a versatile
Speaker 1: She's like that that ain't bad. And they have really
Speaker 1: good ratings. They say they're really comfortable. So I'm going
Speaker 1: to look into that because I don't want to keep
Speaker 1: taking yeah, flats in a purse. So yeah, no, honestly,
Speaker 1: that is such a genius idea, it really is. I
Speaker 1: am that. Wow, I am so sad I didn't come
Speaker 1: up with that. That is brilliant. I know. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: have to look them up for sure, because yeah, and
Speaker 1: they just have a whole different style, like a lot
Speaker 1: of different styles and heels that you can put on it,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, yeah, I'm very excited about that. You know.
Speaker 1: Also pro tips something I learned with heels. If you
Speaker 1: want to make sure they're more comfy, and there are
Speaker 1: a certain kind you want to wear, just make sure
Speaker 1: they have platforms on the front of them. Oh really,
Speaker 1: that's what makes a heel comfortable. Wait are you serious?
Speaker 1: I'm always scared to wear those I'm gonna like, nope,
Speaker 1: So it's not even the heel. I mean, yes, most
Speaker 1: platform ones don't have as too crazy of a heel.
Speaker 1: But you want the platform to be under your feet
Speaker 1: because where the pain starts happening, it's like your toes
Speaker 1: and it goes up the ball of your foot. Yes,
Speaker 1: and the platform gives you cushion to not hit the
Speaker 1: floor every time you're walking. So if you're wearing a
Speaker 1: heel that has no platform under it, then that's going
Speaker 1: to start hurting within thirty minutes if you wear a platform.
Speaker 1: I have a platform pair of shoes that are from
Speaker 1: Nina is the brand, and they are glitzy and glamorous
Speaker 1: and whatever. And I wore these to all my proms.
Speaker 1: This was a brand I word all my proms and
Speaker 1: I never had to take my shoes out. What is
Speaker 1: that what you wear to the CMA words? Yep, Because
Speaker 1: I was like, those are so cute, But I don't
Speaker 1: think I could wear those yea. But you would think
Speaker 1: the platform would make you fall, but there they make
Speaker 1: it easier to walk because of how comfy they are.
Speaker 1: What I've avoided these my whole life, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: don't obviously there's some that have like massive platform, not those,
Speaker 1: you don't want those, but there are some that have
Speaker 1: like an inch platform okay, and they're just basically like
Speaker 1: a cushion to protect your feet from hitting the ground
Speaker 1: every time you walk. That makes sense, yeah, because that's
Speaker 1: always what it is. You're just like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: my feet or numb. So pro tip, Yeah, you get
Speaker 1: these Passion. Passion is a brand and you don't have
Speaker 1: to like mix up things. But if you also want
Speaker 1: a different kind of he'll just make sure they have
Speaker 1: a platform on yes, not not a heel platform, toll
Speaker 1: platform okay, yeah, the toe protect the little piggies, that's
Speaker 1: what he's saying. Oh okay, well that's it. That's it
Speaker 1: for uncomfortable questions. Thank you for getting uncomfy with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah those were not too bad. Yeah, not bad. I
Speaker 1: think it gonna be much worse. Yes, we do have
Speaker 1: the last segment here, and it was the one that
Speaker 1: everybody loves, Parenting Confessions. You'll call in and share some
Speaker 1: crazy things, and I love you for it because these
Speaker 1: things are hilarious. And one of them was about shredded
Speaker 1: cheese this week, and I died, I died, I genuinely
Speaker 1: believed that it could have been my parents on the
Speaker 1: other end of the like, this could be me maybe
Speaker 1: why I love shredded cheese. Oh my gosh, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: the thing is that weird that I like to eat
Speaker 1: shreted cheese from the bag? No, no, do you do that?
Speaker 1: I have? Okay, yeah, like mozzola, because when I talked
Speaker 1: about that on the show, every thought it's crazy. I
Speaker 1: don't think that's weird, Okay, I mean if you just okay,
Speaker 1: there's yeah, here's another thing. If you're about to use
Speaker 1: it on something else, like let's say you're gonna make
Speaker 1: I don't know, nachos or something you're using the cheese.
Speaker 1: Do you just go to your couch with an open
Speaker 1: bag of cheese and just set their kneat out of it?
Speaker 1: Both I'm not getting that's a little funny then like cheese, yeah,
Speaker 1: but the shredded yep, you just eat it out and
Speaker 1: it's not just like all over the place. It's not,
Speaker 1: you know. I found like that. I'm so good at
Speaker 1: eating it. And I'll get cheese like block cheese and
Speaker 1: cut it up and eat that like crackers and cheese.
Speaker 1: I love like an adult lunchable. It's just not the
Speaker 1: same the shredded cheese. No, I agree. I love parmesan.
Speaker 1: I parmesan is so good. I used to eat shredded
Speaker 1: cheese on chicken and a biscuit crackers until I learned
Speaker 1: that chicken and a biscuit crackers do, in fact chicken
Speaker 1: involved in them. Oh they do, really. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: like some seasoning or something. Yeah, it's probably something. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. The jority triumph. Well I stopped.
Speaker 1: This was a snack I used to have when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, and my parents, Maria stopped me from
Speaker 1: eating anything because there's not a lot of things I
Speaker 1: like to eat, so they weren't gonna tell me I
Speaker 1: wasn't smart enough to be chicken ingredient lists at that.
Speaker 1: Oh who would have guessed that, I mean, it wasn't
Speaker 1: called chicken in a biscuit as a cracker. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would have known that, you know, But that's what
Speaker 1: I used to eat all the time with my shredded cheese.
Speaker 1: And then when I learned that I was already eat
Speaker 1: shreted cheese itself. Just cut out the chicken and biscuit,
Speaker 1: just the cheese. No, that's okay, that's funny. Okay, frightens,
Speaker 1: I still do. But yeah, if you were in a
Speaker 1: situation or you can make five hundred dollars, would you
Speaker 1: eat the fry butts? Okay? No, it's not that intense.
Speaker 1: But it's just a thing I just you do. It's
Speaker 1: so funny. That and chocolate chips are the two craziest
Speaker 1: things I think about you. Oh, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: weird things. Yeah. I love weird things, though I know
Speaker 1: it makes you you. We're both weird in our own ways.
Speaker 1: It's fine. We've already been confessing a lot today. But
Speaker 1: do you have anything else you would like to confess?
Speaker 1: Here about parent confession? I have confessed a lot you have.
Speaker 1: Very proud of you. Okay, I'll do one and give
Speaker 1: it to me. I won't make fun of me. I promise,
Speaker 1: I'm done. I actually don't feel like I've made fun
Speaker 1: of you at all either. I just imply I'm just
Speaker 1: like nervous to confess this one because while I was
Speaker 1: watching my friend's dog. Why is it always about like
Speaker 1: watching dog? Okay, and she was like an hour away
Speaker 1: from coming to get her, so I had already had
Speaker 1: the dog. It's a cute little dog for three days
Speaker 1: and um, right an hour before she comes to pick
Speaker 1: him up. She was always like, do not like leave
Speaker 1: a door open or don't open the door, he will
Speaker 1: run out. And I was like, okay, well I had to.
Speaker 1: I forgot I left something on the front table on
Speaker 1: my porch. I went out and grab it real quick,
Speaker 1: and he like ran out and was like running all
Speaker 1: over the place. And he's the type that like if
Speaker 1: he sees a squirrel or a bird anything, I mean,
Speaker 1: he is off, like we'll just run for days. And
Speaker 1: I almost had a heart attack in that moment, Like
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding the amount of like terrified that
Speaker 1: I was, because like I'm by a highway and I'm
Speaker 1: by like busy roads, and I was like I screamed
Speaker 1: at the top of my lungs, and I was just like, well,
Speaker 1: like the name. And luckily I saw him at the
Speaker 1: top of the hill and he was coming towards me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you have one shot, because he's
Speaker 1: the type that it's like playful, you know, like yeah,
Speaker 1: like he'll come at you but then run off. And
Speaker 1: so I was like I have one shot to like
Speaker 1: get him. And so I like bent down. He was
Speaker 1: running towards my arms, and then he kind of went
Speaker 1: off to the side and I just lunged forward, grabbed him,
Speaker 1: and like I got him, and my knees were like
Speaker 1: bleeding because I hit rocks. It was like in the backyard,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And I just carried him and I
Speaker 1: went inside and I was like, oh my gosh, I've
Speaker 1: never been so thankful. But that was like the scariest
Speaker 1: thing ever when it's not even your dog and it's
Speaker 1: someone else's and I just all these things were like
Speaker 1: flashing through my head. If he like runs away because
Speaker 1: he doesn't know where he is, you know, yeah, that
Speaker 1: is terrible. That's my confession. So now I learned a
Speaker 1: very valuable lesson. I I mean, I never let them
Speaker 1: off the leash, like yeah, and like it's hard though too,
Speaker 1: Like I think a really important training thing for if
Speaker 1: anybody who has a dog like I can ry good potentially,
Speaker 1: but I also if I tell her to sit and stay,
Speaker 1: she'll listen, And I think that tool is very important
Speaker 1: because you can get that to stop happening, right, I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, because the dogs that I've had in my life,
Speaker 1: they are all I know, They're not going to run off,
Speaker 1: Like they may run a little bit, but they'll always
Speaker 1: come back. And I'm like, I don't think he knew that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so he's a freedom and he's like squirrel. Oh
Speaker 1: he could have gone forever. That was Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: like a very not good time. So there that's my
Speaker 1: I'm glad you caught him, though, because that could have
Speaker 1: been much worse and you risk your knees and you
Speaker 1: went after him. Yeah, and that's shows how much you
Speaker 1: love him. I was dedicated with that. I mean I
Speaker 1: was wow. I was like, there's nothing happening here. I
Speaker 1: had like flip flops on. I like threw him off.
Speaker 1: I was like, I mean business, let's go. I had
Speaker 1: a good Indian. Yes, yeah, all good things, and he
Speaker 1: learned a lesson exactly. Otherwise that would not have been
Speaker 1: a confession. But no, you would have probably never wanted
Speaker 1: to talk about it again. No, but no, it was good.
Speaker 1: So good things. Well, mine is not about to talk,
Speaker 1: but it is about a date. Oh, I went on
Speaker 1: a full blind date, Bobby. Okay, I did not know
Speaker 1: this man's name before I went on the date. I
Speaker 1: went full blind date. Those are terrifying. It was the
Speaker 1: weirdest experience in my life. So, how does the blind date?
Speaker 1: Is it online? Snow? So one of my friends messaged
Speaker 1: me and was like, hey, I was talking to one
Speaker 1: of my guy friends and he was like telling me
Speaker 1: about his perfect girl and I thought, of you, like,
Speaker 1: you sound so much like what he wants. And he
Speaker 1: was like, do you maybe want to go on a date?
Speaker 1: I was like, I mean, can you give me a
Speaker 1: little bit of information? Like is there something I can know?
Speaker 1: And so he told me like a few things about
Speaker 1: him and then I was like, Okay, well what do
Speaker 1: I have to lose going on this date? But I
Speaker 1: realized as I was walking up to the date, the
Speaker 1: place that I had agreed on through our mutual friend,
Speaker 1: I had not talked to this man until the day
Speaker 1: happened and I was walking up, I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know his name. How am I supposed to walk
Speaker 1: in here and find him? Yeah? I got a picture
Speaker 1: sent to me like five minutes before. But the picture
Speaker 1: that he sent me was not like you know guys.
Speaker 1: It in like a picture and it's like him dancing
Speaker 1: at a wedding, and I'm like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: he actually looked. It was black, and white. Yeah. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I just hope for the best here. My friend isn't responding.
Speaker 1: So I walk up and I just kind of sit
Speaker 1: in there. This is at like a little speakeasy place,
Speaker 1: and I sit in there and I just kind of
Speaker 1: sit on the couch, thinking he'll also walking because I
Speaker 1: wasn't late. I was like ride on time, man, And
Speaker 1: I just kind of sit there and I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: what do I do? What do I do? I don't
Speaker 1: know his name, I don't know what to go up
Speaker 1: to the host with. I know nothing. Does he know
Speaker 1: what you look like? He got sent a picture before?
Speaker 1: But again, this is a speakeasy, so like there's like
Speaker 1: her so you walk into the place and I didn't
Speaker 1: want to walk into the place, yes, because I was
Speaker 1: already feeling awkward. So I just sat on the couch
Speaker 1: like outside and at seven to ten the host exp me.
Speaker 1: She goes, are you Morgan? And I was like yes,
Speaker 1: and she was like I wondered. I wanted to like
Speaker 1: give you a few minutes in case you needed that,
Speaker 1: and she was like you your dates in here? And
Speaker 1: I guess he had said like he knew my name,
Speaker 1: and I was like I didn't know his name, so
Speaker 1: she like took me and I went in and there
Speaker 1: was an awkward beginning that I was very nice and
Speaker 1: it was a fun conversation. I don't I don't think
Speaker 1: anything's going to happen from it, but I have officially
Speaker 1: conquered my first black job. I am impressed. That takes
Speaker 1: a lot. That is a lot. They're already nerve wracking
Speaker 1: and it's like a blind day. Yes, and I'm not
Speaker 1: kidding you. In between the time that I walked up
Speaker 1: to there and the time that I was stating on
Speaker 1: the couch, I contemplated at least ten times laving and
Speaker 1: be like, no, I'm good. You're like, why am I
Speaker 1: doing this? Every time I go on like an online day,
Speaker 1: Like that's how it always is. I'm just like, why
Speaker 1: am I doing this to myself? Every time? Yeah, I'm like,
Speaker 1: why am I here? And then I had another date
Speaker 1: that had happened. She probably saw a drama on my
Speaker 1: Instagram story where I basically I have lately not been
Speaker 1: wanting to get ready and so I take into like
Speaker 1: the last possible minute to start getting ready and then
Speaker 1: it's like an all out chaos. And this recent one
Speaker 1: I hadn't painted my nails, and I like having my
Speaker 1: nails painted on dates. I don't know why, but I
Speaker 1: didn't have them painted, and my jeans weren't dry. Oh no,
Speaker 1: And so I was painting my nails are barely dry,
Speaker 1: and I like didn't have pants on. Then I had
Speaker 1: to get my pants and they still weren't dry. So
Speaker 1: then I was trying to blow dry them, and I
Speaker 1: still went to the date with wet jeans. We like
Speaker 1: fingernail polish on and it was like a disaster. So
Speaker 1: you were like flustered already. I was that day was good.
Speaker 1: We are gonna likely go on a second good okay?
Speaker 1: Even though I was like are you messed walking into it?
Speaker 1: We were like yeah, I'm like drying my pants to
Speaker 1: get my leg out the window, like please dry. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I had some interesting dating experiences lately, any
Speaker 1: other No, those are the only two, and I think
Speaker 1: they are the only two because I am like, what
Speaker 1: is going on? Yeah, So would you go in another
Speaker 1: blind dad again? Or like was it your choice to
Speaker 1: not know what he looked like? You know? My friends
Speaker 1: just like that'll be fun if it's a blind day.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why in what world? Do we need to
Speaker 1: do that. I gotta tell you, in the past, when
Speaker 1: I've tried to be like when friends tried to set
Speaker 1: me up with guys, I'm like, what are you thinking?
Speaker 1: You have to know me better than that, and like
Speaker 1: what I would be looking for? And he will I
Speaker 1: will say my friend, and he's like A he's a
Speaker 1: He's a friend that I've had since I moved to Nashville, really,
Speaker 1: but we don't hang out much anymore. He has a
Speaker 1: kid and he's got a whole life going on, but
Speaker 1: we still stay in touch on social media, so he
Speaker 1: doesn't know a lot about who I am. And the
Speaker 1: guy he did set me up with is like it
Speaker 1: wouldn't have necessarily been wrong in some aspects, and I
Speaker 1: could see where he might have been coming from. But
Speaker 1: then there was other marts where I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't see where he was coming from. Huh. So he
Speaker 1: would say he got like sixty Paty're great for dude?
Speaker 1: That actually is pretty good? Yeah, well so, but better
Speaker 1: than most, but yeah, well, good job. I don't think
Speaker 1: I'm ever going to go on a blind date. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't think about you don't
Speaker 1: have to at this day and age, like we don't
Speaker 1: have to do blind dates anymore. Yeah, no, I would
Speaker 1: have to know something. I'd be like, no, I need details,
Speaker 1: and I know what they look like. Was their name?
Speaker 1: I'm most likely going to look them up before. I
Speaker 1: don't usually like doing that because you kind of get
Speaker 1: in your head you paint your own picture of them
Speaker 1: just based on their social media, which isn't always accurate.
Speaker 1: So I don't like to do that a lot. But
Speaker 1: I want to see like a little bit. I don't
Speaker 1: like to talk a lot before a day either. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be like a pin palal. I also
Speaker 1: hate texting. Same. Oh I would I FaceTime all the
Speaker 1: time if I am talking to someone, that's fair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that makes more sense, like just to catch
Speaker 1: up in that one moment. Yeah, if I'm texting throughout
Speaker 1: the day, I'm like, I'm annoyed. Yeah, it's not fun.
Speaker 1: It's just like because it's just like, what are you
Speaker 1: up to? It's just you know, you can't have much
Speaker 1: substance when you're just texting throughout the day. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it makes more sense. Like like calling, is
Speaker 1: that I don't like calling. I just want I'm like
Speaker 1: don't talk to me just in person, Yeah, I really do.
Speaker 1: I was just like hanging out in person, but FaceTime, yes,
Speaker 1: if there's one option, and just be FaceTime for like
Speaker 1: thirty minutes or something to catch up. I just don't
Speaker 1: like the I also just don't like the getting to
Speaker 1: know face like it's just not I'm tired of doing it.
Speaker 1: Oh it's yeah, I'm really tired. Cool your favorite colors,
Speaker 1: what your parents, your family? How many siblings do you have?
Speaker 1: That's so great? Can you tell me what you do
Speaker 1: for work? I am bored out of my mind. It
Speaker 1: does get really exhausting. People don't understand. If they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: just go to dinner with them, I'm like, no, it's
Speaker 1: not just dinner. You're you have to start your whole
Speaker 1: life over and tell everything again. I'm like, I'm tired
Speaker 1: of talking about myself exactly and getting to know people
Speaker 1: that you may never see again, because most likely you don't.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a confession to you, give me another,
Speaker 1: give me another confession. There are some guys that I've
Speaker 1: been on dates with and like people be like, so,
Speaker 1: how many days have you've been on or like, talk
Speaker 1: to me about this and I look back and I'm
Speaker 1: like thinking back of him, and I'm like, dang, I
Speaker 1: don't even remember that man's name. Like it's not even
Speaker 1: like a bad thing, like they're a bad person. I
Speaker 1: just I'm like, it was just so uneventful that I'm
Speaker 1: really like, I've been on so many dates that I
Speaker 1: don't even remember your name. Oh oh yeah. Definitely not
Speaker 1: a good sign. I mean it should be memorable, obviously,
Speaker 1: why I'm not dating them now. But that's bad. It's
Speaker 1: also why like half the time when I swipe on
Speaker 1: like hinds, I'm like, no, I'm just no, like unless
Speaker 1: I just see something, I'm like, oh my god, yes
Speaker 1: I won't because I'm so tired of communicating with people. Yeah, huh,
Speaker 1: I'm no longer on them. I just give up on
Speaker 1: dating apps, right, Yeah, I'm just hopefully meeting irl irl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love Irl. It'll happen. I'm hoping one day I
Speaker 1: can come in here and say I'm a unicorn and
Speaker 1: I just met the love of my life in a
Speaker 1: grocery store. Hey, you never know, Yeah, it could happen.
Speaker 1: To start talking to the guys in the grocery stores, like,
Speaker 1: you know, just act like you're looking for something like, hey,
Speaker 1: see that's what I wasn't there. Are you gonna do that?
Speaker 1: Because I don't think I was gonna do that. I
Speaker 1: did that once at the gym. I talked to this
Speaker 1: guy because he had a royal shirt on, which is
Speaker 1: Kansas City. Yeah, that's a good one. So we had
Speaker 1: something in common. Then he was like, yeah, my fiance
Speaker 1: and I moved here. I was like, awesome, have fun
Speaker 1: by at least you found it out. So then after that,
Speaker 1: I was like, see that's why he's more. Some kind
Speaker 1: of engagement ring. That's what I thought. I would be
Speaker 1: very helpful. I'd be very helpful. Or like a taken ring. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: and I'm in a relationship ring. Yeah anything it give
Speaker 1: me a manly ring. I don't care. Just show me
Speaker 1: because if you're engaged, you don't have a ring, right,
Speaker 1: how are you supposed to know? Or even if you
Speaker 1: have like a serious girlfriend, I don't even want to
Speaker 1: talk to you either. Yeah, just like wear a certain color?
Speaker 1: Can we start identify my colors? Like if you wear yellow,
Speaker 1: you're single, if you wear you're taken, I don't or something, yes, yes, something,
Speaker 1: it's so much easier. No, that'd be too easy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but also then again, I don't know that I want
Speaker 1: to wear like a single person like that feels weird.
Speaker 1: I take it back. There's no there's no good solution. No,
Speaker 1: there isn't. Well, those are our confessions, and we had
Speaker 1: parent confessions. And I am just really glad you joined
Speaker 1: me this weekend, Abby, because this was fun. It was fun.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be sleeping all weekend and sorry if
Speaker 1: I was a little out of it today. I hope
Speaker 1: you got to get caught up on all your sleep
Speaker 1: and you don't put any more salad dressing in the microwave. Yeah, seriously,
Speaker 1: that's my goal for you this weekend. Yeah, because that's
Speaker 1: been happening a little too much. A little bit back
Speaker 1: in your head, not as boggy, yeah, No leaving keys
Speaker 1: in the door, yes, none of that. I do hope
Speaker 1: you get some sleep. But tell the people where they
Speaker 1: can hear you find you all that good stuff. Um.
Speaker 1: On Instagram, I'm at Abby dont Anderson one underscore still yeah,
Speaker 1: And on Twitter, I'm singing Abbey. That may change some day,
Speaker 1: but until then, that's what it is. And the show
Speaker 1: is at Bobby Bones Show and all the things, and
Speaker 1: of course you can also follow me at up Girl
Speaker 1: Morgan on everything. And I am waiting to hear from
Speaker 1: any of you. If you eat crackers with your salad,
Speaker 1: there's probably gonna be two or two. I'm as a
Speaker 1: lesson to that's bird. I'll take it, though. Even if
Speaker 1: I can have one of you that relates to me,
Speaker 1: I will take it. I'll take it a message me.
Speaker 1: If you eat crackers with your salad, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: say salad with you, but you use them as the utensil.
Speaker 1: That's a whole another things. Jason Aldings. That is also
Speaker 1: after when we go to Jason's Deli. I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: you try this. I'm gonna blow your mind. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: I can't wait. I can't wait. So good, actually, so good.
Speaker 1: All right, y'all, we'll see you later. Have a good weekend.
Speaker 1: Bye bye, y