WEBVTT - Mister Wiggins - 10.21.26

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<v Speaker 1>It's time for The Nephew and today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>The fee is free unless you win. Tommy, what you

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<v Speaker 1>got for us?

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<v Speaker 3>I got it, but first let me say this, Shirley.

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<v Speaker 3>Thursday night in Greensboro, that would be tomorrow night.

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>That would be sold out. That's what that would be.

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<v Speaker 3>You understand? Thursday would be gone. Friday shirt, call it.

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<v Speaker 3>That would be sold out, call it. That's what that

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<v Speaker 3>would be. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice. Saturday, both shows.

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<v Speaker 3>Greensboro. That would be sold out. That would be gone.

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<v Speaker 3>So the question, Greensboro, that we have on the table here...

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<v Speaker 3>Do I take off Monday and add a show Sunday?

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<v Speaker 3>That's really what we, that's what the discussion really is

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<v Speaker 3>on the table. So Greensboro, I just need to hear

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<v Speaker 3>from y'all. Do we add a show Sunday and go

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<v Speaker 3>on and take off Monday? What we can't do is

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<v Speaker 3>both of them. We can't do.

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<v Speaker 1>Both of them. Why though?

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<v Speaker 3>I could try.

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<v Speaker 1>It's amazing how you plan your days out. It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>Why wouldn't you plan your days out? Why would you

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<v Speaker 3>just out of nowhere here go a day off?

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<v Speaker 1>Plan it. Know what you're thinking about. But you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>We never even noticed it. My mom one day said

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<v Speaker 1>that to me. She did.

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<v Speaker 3>She did.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom, she was like, oh, it's Monday. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy won't be there. I was like, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>You know he's off every Monday if he works on

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<v Speaker 3>the weekends.

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<v Speaker 1>She pointed it out to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Ms.

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<v Speaker 1>Helen saw my pattern. That's what she thought.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to be in Greensboro.

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<v Speaker 3>Shout out to North Carolina A &amp; T. I want

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<v Speaker 3>to take out a game this weekend. I need to

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<v Speaker 3>go visit the campus and hang out a little bit. Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>They would love that.

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<v Speaker 3>Go to the yard. Go hang out on the yard.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me find me a cap and shirt to take

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<v Speaker 3>with me so I can go hang out on the yard.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell them we said hey. I'll do that. This is Mr. PWI.

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<v Speaker 1>Get out of here. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I watch Drumline, dude, okay?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I got a prank for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Today's prank is Mr.

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<v Speaker 3>Wiggins.

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<v Speaker 1>Mr.

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<v Speaker 4>Wiggins.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, look at my W's.

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<v Speaker 4>Mr.

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<v Speaker 1>Wiggins.

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<v Speaker 3>Mr. Wiggins.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh-uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, play the prank. Just play the prank here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, hi, my name is George. I'm with Green Lawn Services.

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<v Speaker 3>We came out and cut your yard yesterday, and we're

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<v Speaker 3>trying to make sure that you liked everything thoroughly.

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<v Speaker 1>We cut the front, the back.

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<v Speaker 3>We also did your hedges, put some mulch in the

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<v Speaker 3>flower beds, the weed eating in the whole nine yards.

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<v Speaker 3>And we also left an invoice on your doorstep. We

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<v Speaker 3>want to make sure you got that as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all cut my yard? Man, I want it all around, man.

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<v Speaker 4>It looks good, but I was trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 4>who the hell cut it. Sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we cut it as of yesterday. You were actually

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<v Speaker 3>on our schedule, and we did everything thoroughly. I'm actually

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<v Speaker 3>just calling as a follow-up.

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<v Speaker 4>How the hell I get on your schedule, Doc?

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<v Speaker 1>Sir, are you Mr. Malone at 53 Zimmerman?

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<v Speaker 4>Hell no, man. I'm Wiggins from 53, man. You cut

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<v Speaker 4>the wrong house. That's next door, man. So I guess

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<v Speaker 4>you need to put your invoice on that door, partner.

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<v Speaker 3>Sir, you're not Mr. Malone at 53 Zimmerman?

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<v Speaker 4>Say, man, I just told you, I'm 53- And I'm Mr. Williams.

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<v Speaker 4>You done cut the wrong * * * * * * yard.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all need to go over to Mr. Longhouse and get

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<v Speaker 4>your * * * * * * money because you

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<v Speaker 4>ain't cut the.

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<v Speaker 3>* * * * * * here.

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<v Speaker 1>You got the.

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<v Speaker 4>Wrong * * * * * * house.

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<v Speaker 1>No, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>No, y'all * * * * * * coming over

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<v Speaker 4>here trying to collect no * *.

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<v Speaker 3>* * * * money.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, sir, hold on just a second here.

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<v Speaker 4>You're saying we didn't... No, my * * * * * *,

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<v Speaker 4>you done cut the wrong * * * * * * yard.

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't on no * * * * * * schedule.

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't tell you * * * * * *

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<v Speaker 4>come over here and cut the * * * * * *.

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<v Speaker 4>And you go over there and talk to * * * * * *.

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<v Speaker 3>Sir, there's no way we can charge Mr. Malone if

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<v Speaker 3>we haven't cut his yard. Now, let's just back.

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<v Speaker 4>And, sir, I understand... Sir, listen.

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<v Speaker 4>You ain't got a deal. You ain't getting anything out.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, sir. I'll say this.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't call no body to come cut over here.

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<v Speaker 4>You go to that house and cut his right and

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<v Speaker 4>get him the real voice. You ain't getting a deal, partner.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, what I want to say is we'll go over

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<v Speaker 3>and we'll take care of Mr.

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<v Speaker 1>Malone's yard. I understand that we've made a mistake.

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<v Speaker 3>But I understood you say that you did like the services.

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<v Speaker 3>So wouldn't it be even right for you to actually

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<v Speaker 3>go ahead and send the invoice in along with the

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<v Speaker 3>check since you did like the services?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, evidently, it seemed like your * * * is retarded.

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<v Speaker 4>Because didn't I just tell you * * *, you

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<v Speaker 4>cut the wrong * * * from your yard? You

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<v Speaker 4>go over there and cut the right yard and get

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<v Speaker 4>your * * *. You ain't got nothing but practice here.

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<v Speaker 4>You done a good job.

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<v Speaker 3>I understand that we cut the wrong yard, sir. I

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<v Speaker 3>understand that. But you got the services and you like

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<v Speaker 3>the services. I don't want to have to come out

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<v Speaker 3>there and get the money from you.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, come on if you're coming. Come on if you're coming.

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<v Speaker 4>I got something for you. Come on over here and

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<v Speaker 4>get your money.

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<v Speaker 1>But you said you like.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't give a if I said the moon was green.

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<v Speaker 4>You cut the wrong yard. You go get your money.

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<v Speaker 4>money from the right. You ain't getting here. I got

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<v Speaker 4>something for you. You come on over here and see

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<v Speaker 4>what you get. Sir, I cut the wrong trying to

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<v Speaker 4>get my money. You ain't getting here. Now you go

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<v Speaker 4>get your from the right. You either write in that dough,

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<v Speaker 4>go cut that and leave that paper over there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming over there.

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<v Speaker 4>You want me to start some? I'm starting some. And

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<v Speaker 4>be charging me no money now. Yeah, I got more

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<v Speaker 4>heat than hell. Get your money. If you want it,

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<v Speaker 4>come get it.

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<v Speaker 3>You got your yard cut, and we deserve to get

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<v Speaker 3>our money back.

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<v Speaker 4>You better get your money back before you come around

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<v Speaker 4>here trying to get some money. Now, I told you

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<v Speaker 4>don't cut my yard. And I'm going.

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<v Speaker 3>To tell you, don't make me whoop your behind this yard.

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<v Speaker 4>You come home and you come bring me.

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<v Speaker 3>I will whoop your behind in the front yard that

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<v Speaker 3>just got cut.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't you? I got one more thing to tell you

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<v Speaker 4>as you're listening.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got one more thing to tell you as you're listening, Mr.

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<v Speaker 3>Wiggins.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, this is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got pranked. Hello?

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<v Speaker 4>F * * *, what? I know good and f * * *

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<v Speaker 4>ing well. I said, look at this s * * *.

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<v Speaker 4>Every f * * * ing morning, y'all f * * *

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<v Speaker 4>ing around got my s * * *.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at him.

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<v Speaker 3>Your poor Gary f * * * ing just pranked you, man. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>s * * *.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me ask you something, though, man.

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<v Speaker 3>What is the baddest radio show in the land?

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<v Speaker 4>Man, it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 3>And there you have it. You didn't cut the wrong yard.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not paying you nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? You play too much. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? Oh, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all tell me what you think about this prank. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to call as if I am a side piece counselor.

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<v Speaker 3>And your wife has asked to come in and get

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<v Speaker 3>some counseling.

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<v Speaker 1>How does it sound so far?

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<v Speaker 3>The side piece counselor.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, man. Y'all got to show Thomas some love

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<v Speaker 1>on that. Come on. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show.