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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaiser podcastser.

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Speaker 2: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's the

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Speaker 2: Nicky Laser Podcast. I'm in Los Angeles. Uh still, I

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Speaker 2: am joined by three of my favorite people of all time.

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Speaker 1: Brian Franngie is here.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Brian, Hello, We're gonna we should clap for everybody,

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Speaker 3: just like they do on the Pat McAfee show.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just.

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Speaker 3: That's why I'm wearing all this cold skiers. That's so fun,

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Speaker 3: all of you being on the Pat McAfee.

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Speaker 1: It was so fun.

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Speaker 2: We'll talk about it because it came out of nowhere,

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Speaker 2: and it only came out because I reached out to

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Speaker 2: you guys. And then Chris Convey is here, Welcome back. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Chris conby everyone, and really that's a good, fun.

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Speaker 3: Fun And then Chris gets applause.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it does feel good. And then Andrew Colin. Everyone

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Speaker 2: back to the show. Andrew Colin, welcome.

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Speaker 4: Back, good to be back. Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I reached out to you guys because I was like,

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Speaker 2: I forget who said it to me. But oh, I

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Speaker 2: was at a podcast yesterday. We're here to help. Maybe

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Speaker 2: it was them. I forget who I apologized whoever told

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Speaker 2: me like, you need to like go hard in the

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Speaker 2: sports world. What do all the sports shows?

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Speaker 1: I think it was.

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Speaker 2: Joe Jack Johnson, not Jack Johnson. What's his name over there,

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Speaker 2: Jake Johnson.

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Speaker 1: So sorry, Jake.

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Speaker 2: I love you so much. I've never loved anyone more

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Speaker 2: than Jake Johnson. I've been talking about him all like,

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Speaker 2: I can't get over how great he is. But he

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Speaker 2: was like, you need to spin this into something bigger,

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Speaker 2: like you, you got to capitalize on this, get the

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Speaker 2: word out on all the sports shows. So I texted

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Speaker 2: all of you being like, what are the shows I

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Speaker 2: should do? And Pat McAfee show is the one? Number

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Speaker 2: one you guys each all of you said number one.

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Speaker 5: I knew those guys would love you. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 5: it was.

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Speaker 2: It was so much fun and I just did it

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Speaker 2: and they had me on. You always know it's a

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Speaker 2: good segment when they have you planned before they go

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Speaker 2: it'll be a fifteen minute segment and then you're looking

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Speaker 2: and it's like, oh, it's been.

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Speaker 3: Thirty for over thirty minutes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was awesome.

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Speaker 3: I was sitting outside this building just like, uh, just

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Speaker 3: watching it on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: Nice. Yeah, it was really fun. And and then you

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Speaker 1: buzzed in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's the end of the story that I

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Speaker 2: have nothing more to say than you got in the building.

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Speaker 3: Walk up the stairs, two flights.

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Speaker 1: Okay, nice.

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Speaker 5: You killed it, man, Yeah, you killed it on that.

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Speaker 1: But you guys all helped me.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I was Brian texted me a slew of

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Speaker 2: things that I should talk about because you were a

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Speaker 3: And I mean, I love Pat McAfee, I love the cults.

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Speaker 3: I love Pat McAfee. I'm so proud that Pat McAfee

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Speaker 3: and he was a cult.

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Speaker 2: Oh he's so I mean, I just had that conversation

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Speaker 3: You were amazing on it. It was perfect. You set

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Speaker 3: the perfect tone. You told a bunch of jokes. They

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Speaker 3: general manager. You you followed a general manager who also

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Speaker 3: and the same team, the Bucks.

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Speaker 1: Well, I gotta come down Florida. Maybe that's my team too.

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Speaker 2: I got to pick a team, so that that. And

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Speaker 2: then Andrew this morning was texting me a ton of jokes.

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Speaker 2: We were like, maybe gonna roast Pat a little bit. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: He did not seem like he wanted to be roasting.

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Speaker 2: No, and you know what, like some people, I'm the

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Speaker 2: same way, don't fucking ever. Anya still talks about a

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Speaker 5: Yes, I wrote it month before.

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Speaker 6: Every time Andrew sees somebody, he's like, well, if I

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Speaker 4: It's because I was like the small little Jewish kid

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Speaker 5: Right right.

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Speaker 2: it's it's it's horrible to be roasted.

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Speaker 1: I don't think anyone.

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Speaker 2: I would never I don't want it outside of that

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Speaker 1: I would never want it.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to know anything about myself that anyone

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Speaker 2: I've been thinking can you sit down? Like can we talk?

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Speaker 2: I don't want because it's that to me is like

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't mind looks like making it looks.

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Speaker 4: ethic or my mom didn't love me, you'll never be

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Speaker 4: as good as your brother.

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Speaker 1: Like you said. You weren't even saying like old. You

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Speaker 2: It after like, but it was I like that you

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Speaker 3: Of what is he admitting a mission?

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Speaker 5: J Simpsons, I did. That's what it was totally.

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Speaker 2: But if everyone is cheating I did, I probably would

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Speaker 5: We all know what they say.

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Speaker 2: If wait, hold on, I know it once again. If

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Speaker 2: you if you're a cheating, you're not trying.

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Speaker 1: Basically is that it.

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Speaker 5: If you ain't cheating, you ain't try.

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Speaker 4: You've heard that, right, Bob Dylan had some line like that, No,

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Speaker 2: I just found out doing John Mullaney's UH Live show,

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Speaker 2: I wish i could do that show and it's so funny,

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Speaker 2: like it never a million years would I be on

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Speaker 2: the Pat McAfee show to promote my special Someday You'll

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Speaker 2: Die that's coming out on Saturday, last Saturday, because you're

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Speaker 2: John Mullaney's show, I was not in. John knows of

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Speaker 2: I would not ever be on that show if it

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Speaker 1: We're What are you Last night? What did we do?

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Speaker 2: You feel like that you.

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00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:51,520
Speaker 1: Would see it.

446
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,800
Speaker 3: They're similar, they're similar, but it just pumps you up

447
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,560
Speaker 3: for the show, and the show could never live up

448
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,920
Speaker 3: to the two because it's like highlights yeah and set.

449
00:17:58,760 --> 00:17:59,359
Speaker 1: To a song.

450
00:17:59,560 --> 00:17:59,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

451
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,960
Speaker 2: Like all the cuts are hitting, like when the beat

452
00:18:02,119 --> 00:18:05,480
Speaker 2: kicks it like it's.

453
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,679
Speaker 6: There's some like non sequiturs where you're like, you know,

454
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,840
Speaker 6: you're just doing kind of funny things and you're it

455
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,280
Speaker 6: kind of draws you and you're like, what is she

456
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:10,880
Speaker 6: doing here?

457
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:11,280
Speaker 1: Yes?

458
00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:12,080
Speaker 5: What's this direct?

459
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,440
Speaker 2: And a lot of I've gotten a lot of compliments

460
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,080
Speaker 2: on the trailer actually from people from people who like

461
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,040
Speaker 2: know what they're talking about.

462
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,280
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's so nice.

463
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:23,960
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean I've uh one time, I've I've

464
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,359
Speaker 2: talked about a million times. But my favorite movie is

465
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:32,520
Speaker 2: the Social Network trailer. Yeah, it's the it's it's the greatest.

466
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,480
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, it was. It's not that it's I'm.

467
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,840
Speaker 3: A creep oh yeah yeah.

468
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:42,640
Speaker 6: Then and it's like boys choir, yes, and it's scorse trailer.

469
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:47,520
Speaker 6: Oh so good, And David Fincher was like, hey, who

470
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,439
Speaker 6: can direct the trailer to my movie?

471
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,360
Speaker 2: It's oh my god, it's like a music and it's

472
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,919
Speaker 2: weird that music videos aren't really getting like their short form,

473
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,840
Speaker 2: like why why are they dead?

474
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,640
Speaker 3: Because there's nowhere to with them? It's just on.

475
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:05,720
Speaker 1: Videos YouTube, but there's tons of places music video.

476
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,720
Speaker 3: There's nowhere to put video content anymore.

477
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,520
Speaker 2: There's where there's nowhere not to put video content.

478
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:13,760
Speaker 1: It can be any I.

479
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,960
Speaker 4: Feel like music is TikTok is just trailers for songs.

480
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:17,520
Speaker 1: Oh really?

481
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:17,800
Speaker 5: Yeah?

482
00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:20,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're getting like tell.

483
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,119
Speaker 2: Me, like what's going on there? And like what do

484
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,760
Speaker 2: you spend your like what's your algorithm?

485
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,560
Speaker 4: I have golf, I have random people getting knocked out.

486
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,439
Speaker 5: On crime faces. I mean, I don't know.

487
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:37,080
Speaker 2: Is there a genre of girls with amazing asses going

488
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:44,280
Speaker 2: up to drive, like going up to drive? Yeah there are, Yeah,

489
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,719
Speaker 2: they're always like these fit girls that like you just

490
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:47,160
Speaker 2: look at.

491
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,480
Speaker 3: Their still camera from behind while they're swinging and it's

492
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,240
Speaker 3: really look at my swing, but it's really look at

493
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:51,719
Speaker 3: my ass.

494
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,360
Speaker 2: Yes, it couldn't be more clear to look at their

495
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,320
Speaker 2: like it's just so I'm almost swing.

496
00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:56,960
Speaker 3: Isn't that good?

497
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,240
Speaker 5: Well they don't even have a club in there?

498
00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:04,080
Speaker 1: What and so what out? Like what are you?

499
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,760
Speaker 4: There's some musicians that you wantn't know that I know,

500
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:12,440
Speaker 4: are gonna blow up Jake Jill Maybe, oh yeah, Benson Boone,

501
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:16,200
Speaker 4: this Benson Boone, so you Benson Benson Boone.

502
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:20,960
Speaker 3: When the song goes viral and it becomes trending on TikTok,

503
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,800
Speaker 3: then that song becomes the number one song on Spotify.

504
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,520
Speaker 1: But people only will know.

505
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,080
Speaker 2: Like these artists are saying that they'll go and they'll

506
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,320
Speaker 2: play the show, and everyone shows up and they just

507
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,840
Speaker 2: sing the one fifteen second part of the song that's

508
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:33,439
Speaker 2: from the TikTok.

509
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:34,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, that could happen.

510
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:34,920
Speaker 1: The song.

511
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, they just repeat it seven times.

512
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,679
Speaker 3: Sometimes a good thing is sometimes it digs into the

513
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,520
Speaker 3: past and resurrects a song that we all loved, Like

514
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,080
Speaker 3: it happened to Billy Joel with a couple of his songs.

515
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,880
Speaker 3: And there was that song that just that just got played,

516
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,640
Speaker 3: that was actually played at the Tom Brady Roast after party.

517
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,720
Speaker 3: It would never have been played if it did not

518
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,920
Speaker 3: trend on TikTok. It's I forgot the guy's name, but

519
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,640
Speaker 3: it's a you want to know where I've been, I've

520
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,800
Speaker 3: been trying to I can't.

521
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,480
Speaker 1: Sing yeah, yeah, okay, don't so yeah no, I don't.

522
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:04,040
Speaker 3: Think Yeah, I know it's a white guy that everyone

523
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,159
Speaker 3: used to think was black because his voice sounded so

524
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,240
Speaker 3: much like a soul singer.

525
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you.

526
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:15,080
Speaker 3: Know, it's so good.

527
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 2: I have a song that is out now on Spotify

528
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:22,320
Speaker 2: and iTunes or songs. It's coming out tonight, I think

529
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,440
Speaker 2: as we're shooting this, but like it's out now when

530
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:26,320
Speaker 2: people are listening to this.

531
00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:29,359
Speaker 1: It's called Someday You'll Die. It's on Spotify. Besties know

532
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:29,639
Speaker 1: about it.

533
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,640
Speaker 2: They've heard about it since the inception of it. They've

534
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:34,080
Speaker 2: been awaiting it. There's no bestie listening right now to

535
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,399
Speaker 2: the podcast who hasn't heard the song already, even you know,

536
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,440
Speaker 2: I play it during my lives, so they're well aware.

537
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,400
Speaker 2: So tell your friends, put it on your playlist, share

538
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:45,040
Speaker 2: it with people. Tim this morning, Tim Convey, your brother

539
00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:47,879
Speaker 2: who wrote the song with me and helped produce or

540
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,560
Speaker 2: it did produce. He sent me a lyric video that

541
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,919
Speaker 2: was made, but it's using all it's really cool that

542
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,120
Speaker 2: they did it, but it's using all like stock footage

543
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,879
Speaker 2: for every line. So it's like I get a text,

544
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,800
Speaker 2: I'm my best friend, and it's like a girl in

545
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,800
Speaker 2: bed getting a text, and then it's like, but I

546
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 2: can't get out of bed, and she like can't get

547
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,680
Speaker 2: out of bed, and it's like it's all stocks see

548
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 2: and say yes, and it just it feels like I

549
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 2: was like, can we just say this was made by

550
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,879
Speaker 2: chat GBT, Like I don't want to say that I

551
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 2: paid anyone to do this because it's not good. It's

552
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,800
Speaker 2: not like there's nothing artistic about but I appreciate that

553
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 2: it was made. But then there's also like, he goes,

554
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,399
Speaker 2: what ideas do you have for a lyric video? Can

555
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 2: we still just use lyrics and maybe just put up

556
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,199
Speaker 2: a picture? But the like the fonts or even like

557
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 2: live laugh love a little bit, like they try to

558
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,399
Speaker 2: do funny things with the fonts, And I'm like, it

559
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 2: was a nice effort and I appreciate it, but I

560
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 2: don't and I don't know the answer to what a

561
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,440
Speaker 2: lyric video should be. But my idea I think I'm

562
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 2: gonna shoot today is just me writing it and then

563
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 2: we just because I like watching people write with like

564
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 2: a cool marker like this is satisfied.

565
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 5: You like walking through a field? I mean, I don't know.

566
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,880
Speaker 2: I would do a still shot of me walking down

567
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 2: sunset singing the whole entire thing without without stopping.

568
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 1: That's a good idea.

569
00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 5: Something like that.

570
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 3: I mean, that's how those go to Hollywood Forever Cemetery

571
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 3: and walk through that.

572
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 1: Because someday you'll die.

573
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 5: Yeh okay, they were on something.

574
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:08,439
Speaker 1: Okay.

575
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 6: Forrest Lawn, I went to Forest Lawn Cemetery. It was

576
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 6: like the most depressing thing I've ever listen to. This,

577
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 6: this is so bad, So I can't I shouldn't even

578
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:21,679
Speaker 6: tell this. It's too bad down like so okay, I

579
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,160
Speaker 6: tell you. It was right before Easter, and I kind

580
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,479
Speaker 6: of like cemetery. So I was walking through and uh,

581
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 6: like I think, like anyway, walking through, and I'm just

582
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,919
Speaker 6: like looking at at different like gravestones, and they were

583
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:36,160
Speaker 6: decorated for Easter. So anything that was decorated for Easter.

584
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 6: I was like, Oh, these people, there's something current about this,

585
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 6: and I would be kind of curious, so I'd go along.

586
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:45,399
Speaker 6: And I saw a gravestone of a kid that was

587
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 6: has been dead for forty years and it was decorated

588
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 6: with all of So somebody who's been coming for forty

589
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 6: years and decorating the gravestone and the kid was only

590
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 6: alive for six days.

591
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 4: WHOA.

592
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 5: So that person was going there at least every Easter

593
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 5: and putting like children decorations. It was like, yeah, it

594
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 5: was like touching.

595
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:08,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, like absolutely, God's.

596
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,160
Speaker 3: Also the day that Jesus came back to life, right yeah,

597
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 3: but you so maybe it'll work.

598
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you had to like do a double take reading that.

599
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 4: It just probably it just said like May eleven through

600
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,400
Speaker 4: May seventeen.

601
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like August like nineteen eighty two to

602
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,160
Speaker 6: like August sixth, nineteen eighty. Yeah, it's like August eleventh,

603
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 6: nineteen eighty two. And you're like, oh my god.

604
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 1: Well I've been doing this joke on stage more in.

605
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,159
Speaker 5: Six days than you did in six minutes. You know,

606
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 5: it was close, it's closed. I don't know.

607
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 1: I wonder for longer. Yeah, I wonder when I did Yeah,

608
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 1: well done, kid, well done, kiddy flowers.

609
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 2: But uh no, I di I do this joke about

610
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,879
Speaker 2: how people think their kid's gonna like we like, no

611
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 2: one really needs your kids, stop having them, and we

612
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 2: we get it. You think your kid's gonna cure cancer,

613
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 2: but it's more likely your kids will get cancer. And

614
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 2: I and I go, and that always doesn't do well

615
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 2: because people picture kids with cancer and that's sad. But

616
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 2: it is actually more likely that your kid, as a kid,

617
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 2: will get cancer. It's just statistics. Then cure cancer, it's

618
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 2: one hundred percent, it's infinitely, infinitely more likely. That's just true,

619
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 2: but it is offensive and it makes people sad. So

620
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 2: now I go, it's more likely that you're your kid's

621
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,640
Speaker 2: not gonna cure cancer. It's probably gonna get cancer at

622
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 2: some point in its lifetime when it is an old person.

623
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 2: And then I go, because that's more palatable than saying

624
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 2: it they're getting cancer as a kid, isn't it. And

625
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 2: then that now gets a laugh because I'm calling out

626
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 2: like for some reason, both are true and both are sad,

627
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,639
Speaker 2: but like it's just so much like I find them

628
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 2: very special. Uh No, that joke isn't in special, but

629
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 2: the version I'm telling now will probably be in the

630
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 2: next special because now it's working because I'm addressing the

631
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 2: thing that is uncomfortable about it and now making a

632
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:41,439
Speaker 2: joke out of that.

633
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,120
Speaker 5: It's crazy because you're special.

634
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,399
Speaker 6: You had like an hour and forty five minutes a

635
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,400
Speaker 6: material going in and so much of it got cut.

636
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 2: Yeah it was it was too too much to take

637
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:57,719
Speaker 2: too much things. But the next special, I'm approaching at

638
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 2: Rose style six minutes at a time.

639
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 5: Oh, wow, on it all trailers. I love that trailers

640
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 5: love it.

641
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: Settleman. Sorry, Oh that's a guy I went to high school.

642
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 2: I have got a lot of Edelmans in my wife,

643
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 2: and you're they're all gay, very common name, I think.

644
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 1: Actually Alex Edelman is bisexual.

645
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 5: So he came out for his special.

646
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:30,400
Speaker 1: Yes special, he's back. Yeah.

647
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 5: Netflix wouldn't give him one unless he was interesting.

648
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 4: Do you think if you get kid cancer, though, and

649
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 4: you die, you get you're more like people will show

650
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 4: up for forty years? Would you rather have that? Or

651
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 4: die of cancer at an old age and and people

652
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 4: show up.

653
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 2: For I don't care because I'm dead, so I'd like

654
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 2: to live longer.

655
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, living longer is better.

656
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be really sad if you just had to

657
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,120
Speaker 2: wait by your grave after you died, all the time

658
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 2: waiting for people to come by, Like you're just sitting

659
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 2: there being like I hope someone stops by.

660
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 4: I've never been to my grandparents grave.

661
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 5: Thing.

662
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,360
Speaker 3: You should go. It actually feels nice to do it.

663
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 5: I love going to I don't know where it is.

664
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, Actually, my one grandpa got buried in a cemetery

665
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 4: and apparently they just put more bodies. They them, they

666
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 4: stacked them up and we didn't like, it's no way

667
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,919
Speaker 4: us spooning somebody forever.

668
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,959
Speaker 3: Yeah that's crazy, Well not really. I mean the the

669
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 3: their body biodegrades after like you know, eight years, well

670
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 3: they're bones, and that the bones are still lasts longer

671
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 3: yet longer.

672
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes there's mummified things like you see bones of

673
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 2: like the bones like people are sacrificed and they put

674
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 2: them in like a crazy like they're two people cradling

675
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 2: each other. I want to be buried, like in a

676
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 2: fetal like that would be cool to Like my bones

677
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 2: are like so they think something I was like bludgeoned

678
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,400
Speaker 2: to death by someone, even though so in my casket

679
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 2: I'm like crumpled so that when aliens discover me, they go,

680
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 2: what happened on this bitch?

681
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: Yeah?

682
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 5: I like that. I want to be like blowing myself myself.

683
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah I could actually.

684
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 2: Because all of your muscle isn't stopping you, Like what's

685
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 2: stopping you from I guess your spine or is it

686
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 2: your fascia?

687
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 5: My big enough?

688
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 4: I mean, when it really comes down to it, enough, Yeah,

689
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 4: I just.

690
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 2: Can't someone who was able to touch their mouth to it.

691
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 2: There was some person I remember that.

692
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,120
Speaker 3: Was like, well, there was like a rumor going around.

693
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,679
Speaker 3: I forgot who it was where someone got a rib removed.

694
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,879
Speaker 2: Who was We had a joke about it the other

695
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 2: day because I was going to talk about how Kim

696
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 2: Kardashian like took quite a beating that night. But then

697
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 2: the next night she was at the met Gallon. She

698
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 2: was wearing a corset that was so painful looking. I

699
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 2: mean literally, her waist was the size of her neck.

700
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 2: It was no difference that small, and we were talking

701
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 2: about like she had a rib removed, like Marilyn Manson,

702
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 2: she either wanted to fit in the dresser or she

703
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 2: wanted to suck. Marilyn Manson's like, removing your.

704
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 4: Rib kind of makes sense because then they could like

705
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 4: bond over, you know, but.

706
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 2: She would never because he's so white, was our joke.

707
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 2: He's the whitest white person makeup.

708
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that's true.

709
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 5: Yeah I don't know. Yeah, he doesn't go full.

710
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 3: But there are cemeteries all across this world that are

711
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 3: just like forgotten. Like you think there's some permanence in

712
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 3: being buried in a cemetery and there's like cemeteries from

713
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 3: the Civil War that are just covered up by a

714
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 3: mall or just unmarked graves everywhere. Like you really can't

715
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 3: step on a place on Earth where someone hasn't been

716
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 3: laid to rest.

717
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 2: Right, I mean it makes sense. There's so many more

718
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 2: dead people than they are alive people.

719
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 6: Well, how do you like, Okay, when when it's all

720
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 6: over for Brian, what do you want to happen to

721
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 6: That's a great question.

722
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 3: Remains frozen and then resurrected the technology.

723
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't talk about Brian's death.

724
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: It's not it's not a thing that happens now.

725
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 3: My dad, though we've talked about this, he's interested in

726
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 3: a haunted forest. These are trees that have a little

727
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 3: sack underneath of them where you can put the body

728
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 3: in the sack so that it helps a tree grow,

729
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 3: and then the tree is the thing you go see

730
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 3: and not the gravestone. And in a bunch of trees

731
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 3: like this, it's they call it a haunted four.

732
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 2: Oh god, that's so gross to think of, like a

733
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 2: crumpled body like in a.

734
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 3: Saxon your energy or whatever.

735
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: You're Yeah, I don't mind being thrown into the ground.

736
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: Just no casket.

737
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 2: Like the worms get you quicker and you become part

738
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 2: of the earth. I like that better than being like

739
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 2: it's going to take billions of millennia to go through

740
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 2: the wood and the shellac on the wood and then

741
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 2: the like, it won't.

742
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 3: Take billions of millennial you'll you'll biodegrade inside that coffin.

743
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 2: I don't care what the fuck happens. I literally, I've

744
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 2: talked about this before. If you are someone who wants

745
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 2: to fuck dead people, I'll give my body to Necker Felix.

746
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 1: I don't care if you fuck me.

747
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 5: I don't care. Hey, what would be the difference?

748
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: It doesn't I was gonna say the smell, but I

749
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: don't even know about that. When it happened, I think

750
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: I might be wetter. Involving fluid might be.

751
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 5: Biggest special ever.

752
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so funny.

753
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 2: A plus plus clip it, clip it, Yes, that's clipped.

754
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 2: You're getting clipped, brother.

755
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: But what do you want? What do you want to happen.

756
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 6: To your bod strapped to a chair donated to the

757
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 6: military and shot at. Just give it to science. Science,

758
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 6: Just do whatever science wants to do. If it can,

759
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 6: like help a kid learn how to do surgery or

760
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 6: it doesn't.

761
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 5: I don't care.

762
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 3: Well, you can't choose that when you donate it to science,

763
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 3: you don't know where it's going to go. You might

764
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 3: wind up getting strapped to a thing and shot with

765
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:42,719
Speaker 3: a missile.

766
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 6: But like I said, I don't care. Yeah, it's like

767
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 6: whatever is useful.

768
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: They might study nacophilia.

769
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 5: I would like to be useful.

770
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: They might do a study with me, want to corpses

771
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: and that might be science.

772
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 5: Couldn't care less.

773
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care either.

774
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 5: That'll be used.

775
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 6: But you know what I do, even though I feel

776
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 6: that way, Like in movies where people have to like

777
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 6: like recover the body from like a war field, I

778
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 6: always find that very moving.

779
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, and you know what, second thought on this,

780
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 2: I do like the idea of a ashes spreading thing,

781
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 2: Like I think that's very beautiful and I think that

782
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 2: I would want that gift for my family and friends

783
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 2: to like have a closure moment like that. And there's

784
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 2: just something about being lowered into the ground that is

785
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 2: so sad and being kept Like I would like a

786
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 2: place for them to go to like remember me and

787
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 2: visit because I think that is important, Like a gravestone

788
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 2: and maybe put a little bit of the ashes in that,

789
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 2: but then the rest of the ashes, I don't know

790
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 2: where you'd scatter it over the fucking Kia forum.

791
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that.

792
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 5: Okay, where would you where would you want ashes? Right now?

793
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 5: Because you let's say you could do it like a

794
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 5: few places. What about Taylor.

795
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 2: Swists, Rhode Island Beach House Now I would say probably. God,

796
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 2: that's such a good question right now. Maybe like my

797
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 2: childhood home, like the like Cincinnati, Cincinnati, like the little

798
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 2: like in like the little wooded area on the side.

799
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 2: I think it's not even there, but like in the

800
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 2: front yard where I used to run around as a

801
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 2: little girl. Like I think that's I'm almost getting choked

802
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 2: up thinking about it, Like that's like a that seems nice,

803
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 2: even though I haven't been back there since I was six.

804
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about it? Seems I don't know where were

805
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: scattering them? About?

806
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 3: What are you doing up there?

807
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 4: You can put my ashes, I think, inside a dildo

808
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 4: and give it to Burno, give her.

809
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: Not the plan.

810
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, finally I can have a red penis for something

811
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 4: like special to me. I hear up almost thinking about

812
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 4: about it. It's crazy, what money I've got everything like.

813
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 1: Your childhood home.

814
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 5: Yeah. Remember I used to run around, cut that, clip it.

815
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 4: I mean I don't know, clip it, cut cut it out,

816
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 4: burn it, running around.

817
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 5: I'm dead autism. I think I have it. I yeah,

818
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 5: I don't know. I I get scared about cremation. I don't.

819
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 5: For some reason, I.

820
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 4: Still think I could feel it.

821
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm crazier. You should be scared about getting lowered

822
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 3: into the ground too. Then it's really cold.

823
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 2: Oh.

824
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 5: I had to do that for my grandpa.

825
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: Actually, that was the one I never you did go

826
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 1: one time.

827
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 5: Just to dig it years before he died.

828
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,800
Speaker 4: Get up kill his watch.

829
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 5: That was a present that I stole from my aunt.

830
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 5: She doesn't know she's deaf, so she really is like

831
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 5: clip it, clip it.

832
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 4: Don't do captions, captions if anything, turn it down a little.

833
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 5: You never know, so I.

834
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,280
Speaker 1: Might just started hearing if it's loud enough.

835
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 5: You really do know. She got a lot of money.

836
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 5: You know, she gets a lot of money. You never know. Science.

837
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 4: I had to shovel in the Jewish religion. You have

838
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 4: to literally put the.

839
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: Dirty everyone takes.

840
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 5: Ah.

841
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 4: That was yeah, you know, just like hearing it hit

842
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,280
Speaker 4: the cast.

843
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: We all got to we send in the line and

844
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: each got to do a thing.

845
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 5: Oh really, it was cool.

846
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 1: It's a nice tradition. Yeah, you guys got some good ones.

847
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 2: And then you also like let people you have like

848
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 2: what's the morning? Yeah, the morning, yeah, yeah, that's really

849
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 2: that's nice too.

850
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 3: Brings you food for a week.

851
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: It's like the.

852
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 2: Paid leave for a postpartum, paid leave of like of death.

853
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,879
Speaker 2: I feel like where it's like we take a little

854
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 2: bit more time to I don't know why it's I'm

855
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 2: comparing it to that, but some people like to give

856
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 2: you no time.

857
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: They're just like, come back to work because child is

858
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: a huge death, death to your body.

859
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I do think that sometimes all the time,

860
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 2: but some people want it.

861
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 4: It was funny my grandpa got buried and then my

862
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:54,439
Speaker 4: grandma died like eight years later and got buried next

863
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 4: to him, and I could just imagine him being so pissed,

864
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 4: Oh my god that day, Like he's like, you know,

865
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 4: I'm banging Hooters girls in heaven and now Grandma Salma, Yeah,

866
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 4: I'm home movin.

867
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 2: Louis has a bit about that. I'm like, why are

868
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 2: you He's good. We've touched on a couple of things

869
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 2: and I'm like Louis has that bit too, Like I

870
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 2: always got.

871
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 3: The bit about getting sucked as a body.

872
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a medical student just gets an They just

873
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 2: put an f on you and just slide you down

874
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 2: a fucking shoes.

875
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, Grandma, they put an F plus on it. And

876
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 3: then there's the fucking the dead body. He's like, I

877
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 3: want my body to be like the Willy Wonka, like

878
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 3: someone comes out and you can come on my back

879
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 3: and pretend I am your father.

880
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:39,280
Speaker 4: Yes that I don't know that song. And until ticktock

881
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 4: brought it back.

882
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, well Timothy Shalloman brought back watch that chocolate.

883
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 5: I don't have to get it.

884
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: It's not good.

885
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 5: Literally, I'm not even kidding.

886
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 2: I felt the joke bubbling in you, and I had

887
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 2: to get it, Like I literally felt it physically, the

888
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 2: joke in your like stern them.

889
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 1: That's so funny.

890
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 2: I my grandma actually when so, my grandpa died probably

891
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 2: ten years before she did, and you know, for the

892
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 2: first five years, it was like, I can't wait to

893
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,760
Speaker 2: see Grandpa like my husband again. And then she started

894
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 2: getting dogs, like she got senior dogs. They would just

895
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 2: give her dogs and then they would die and she

896
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 2: would and then at the end of her life, she

897
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 2: was like, I can't wait to see my dogs and

898
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 2: I would be I literally was like, what about Grandpa

899
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 2: And she was like, I'm good, Like I had a

900
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 2: really good time with him while he was here, Like

901
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 2: she was like he was kind of an asshole, like

902
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 2: kind of grumpy. She was constantly like catering to him,

903
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 2: and it was like, it's a different It was a

904
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 2: marriage of the forties, so like that's what it was.

905
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: So she was like, no, I don't.

906
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,720
Speaker 5: Really want to have like one hundred kids together.

907
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 2: They had so many, ten kids and five miscarriages. Nancy, Jimmy, Michael, Julie,

908
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 2: tom Or, Peggy, Chucky, Bobbies, Patty, Sally, Mom and Dad.

909
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 5: Wow, Yeahgy that time I did it.

910
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,399
Speaker 6: Peggy, Yeah, your grandparents. It sounds like they all died

911
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 6: like many years apart. It sounds like they never even.

912
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 5: Loved each other, because we all know that if they

913
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,399
Speaker 5: love each other, they die with.

914
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 2: Oh yes, that's exact sign. Okay, we're gonna go to

915
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:07,839
Speaker 2: break and come back with more after this. All right,

916
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 2: we're back in the final stages of the show.

917
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah it did quick.

918
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 2: I gotta go do three more podcasts. Today, I'm doing

919
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 2: a comedy Bang Bang.

920
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 5: This is wild.

921
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 3: You're doing a tour of the world here. I can't imagine.

922
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 3: This week is so packed. You you usually when you

923
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 3: come to l A, you pack it with podcasts. You

924
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 3: try to make it was already packed. Already it was packed,

925
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 3: and now you're adding all this other It's like every

926
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 3: five minutes, it's a new podcast you have to go to.

927
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 2: Yes, I got booked on Seth Myers, which was last week.

928
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 2: I'm doing that next week. And then the John Mlaney

929
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 2: thing just came through. But that's John Mulaney show is

930
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,359
Speaker 2: going to be. There's no preparation for it. I don't

931
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 2: have to have a bit prepared. You just go out

932
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 2: and you just laugh. Sure, and that's that's the joy.

933
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,280
Speaker 5: I mean, you're gonna be so good on it too.

934
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 2: Because I love the show. So it's nice to be

935
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 2: a fan of a show you're going into. I want

936
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 2: to watch Last Nights. But yeah. I saw Nate Pargazzi

937
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 2: the other night and he was like, I just got

938
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 2: done with the Milaniy thing. He's like, you know, you

939
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,879
Speaker 2: just go out there. You just don't even know what's

940
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 2: gonna happen. There's really nothing you can do. And it

941
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 2: was just like it was like, Okay, that's just what

942
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 2: I need to hear. Is like I was when he

943
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 2: was saying that, I was like, oh, now I want

944
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 2: to do.

945
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 5: It because it's just those situations.

946
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: Yes, I love no prep.

947
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 2: Yes, I like no reviewing, what we're gonna go over,

948
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 2: not having to hit our marks. Oh and then it's done.

949
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 2: I love that he said on his first show, like

950
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 2: the show is never going to find its groove. Yes,

951
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,399
Speaker 2: so funny because that's it's such an insider term too.

952
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 5: That happens with all these TV shows like you're like,

953
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 5: you know, Jimmy, TV shows.

954
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 2: Like like Nicky and Sarah Right, yeah, not safe. They

955
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 2: never felt they weren't allowed to last long enough to

956
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 2: find what they are.

957
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 6: Like even you watch early Conan's and it took them

958
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 6: a little while to find their groove.

959
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 2: And when they couldn't believe it lasted, Oh my god.

960
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 2: That I really recommend watching or listening to. Obviously, I

961
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 2: recommended Hot Ones Conan, which was amazing and one of

962
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 2: the best pieces of comedy ever. And then they had

963
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 2: that he has on Doctor Arroyo, his doctor from Hot

964
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 2: Ones on for a segment on his podcast, and it's

965
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 2: on YouTube. Just type in doctor Arroyo. It is so

966
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 2: it's so funny. It's just like the comments underneath, which

967
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 2: you know, comments helped me determine how I feel about it,

968
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 2: are like this is a twenty minute masterclass in improv.

969
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,879
Speaker 1: It's just it's really really good.

970
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 3: Right on hot Ones.

971
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 1: It was so subtle, just like the subtle.

972
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 3: I was tricked. At the beginning. I was like, this

973
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 3: is this is it's a real doctor because he was

974
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 3: so not purposely funny seeming that I was like, maybe

975
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 3: this is a real guy who just doesn't know what

976
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 3: to say. Yeah, And obviously by the end of it.

977
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 2: On the interview, he goes, you know, we just have

978
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 2: to talk about some of your practices that you established

979
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 2: during the hot Ones episode. People have questions, you know,

980
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 2: when you took my pulse, you seem to be choking

981
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 2: my neck, and he goes, I thought you wanted me

982
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 2: to actually take your pulse away.

983
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 6: Nicky was like, you know what you like, we were

984
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,240
Speaker 6: like going to sleep, and I was like, oh, Nicky's

985
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 6: probably asleep by now, and then.

986
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,800
Speaker 5: She just kept laughing, and for like fifteen.

987
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 2: Minutes, I can never do that, Like, I'm never like

988
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 2: cracking up the things I'm listening to as I'm going

989
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 2: to bed, but I couldn't. I was like gasping. There's

990
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 2: one where he goes, and then when you were checking

991
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 2: you had me stick on my tongue at one point

992
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 2: and checked my like tongue with the with the heart monitor,

993
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 2: and he said, yeah, well that's how we did it.

994
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 2: I needed to hear if there was any screaming going on,

995
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 2: like you're talking about that. He goes, and it was dead.

996
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 2: Your tongue was dead, so it was good. And he goes, well,

997
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 2: usually one would put that device on my chest to

998
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:33,800
Speaker 2: hear my heartbeat. And he just goes, oh, the idea

999
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 2: of a heart It's just these subtle things that you're like,

1000
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 2: where are you even going up?

1001
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 1: And that was so funny.

1002
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 2: It's really there's so many more moments that are just

1003
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 2: so great to listen to.

1004
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 1: But what do you guys.

1005
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 3: Got you're yourself now?

1006
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 2: I am a little bit, but it is it is. Uh,

1007
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 2: it's a good it's it is a good week to

1008
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 2: be me.

1009
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 5: Lazier.

1010
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 4: No, I thought you're gonna go third person. You might

1011
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,879
Speaker 4: get there.

1012
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 5: Nikki's feeling all right, Nikki.

1013
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 2: I thought Nikki's gotta finish up the show. Yeah, no,

1014
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 2: I don't think I'll get to that. I uh, it

1015
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 2: does feel good though, to you know. Kim Kardashian DMed

1016
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 2: me yesterday.

1017
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 4: What it feels like the lottery for like every morning

1018
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 4: You're like, what is gonna?

1019
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: I know?

1020
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 5: What did Kim say?

1021
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 2: Kim was so nice and wrote, I mean I could

1022
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 2: read our conversation verbatim.

1023
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 5: I think I will, But aren't you not supposed to

1024
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 5: do that? Yeah?

1025
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: But I just feel like, yeah, I won't. I won't.

1026
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 2: I did it last night on stage, but it wasn't

1027
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 2: like a taping. But because she didn't say anything that

1028
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 2: would be ever weird, like you just.

1029
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 5: Said how amazing you weren't how funny?

1030
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 2: Like if she would get offended by Like I was

1031
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 2: thinking about this, I was like, maybe I shouldn't have

1032
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 2: done that, And I go, well, if if she would

1033
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 2: get offended by me reading that, Like she's got to

1034
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,720
Speaker 2: know that if she said something to me, I would

1035
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 2: not do that with something that was not good, you know,

1036
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 2: like she I hope she trusts me that I'm not

1037
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 2: just reading this because she sent me something. It's like

1038
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 2: I discerned that it was something that is readable, but

1039
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 2: I do I knew that. I know that there is

1040
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 2: a part of her that's probably like this pitch'll just

1041
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 2: read anything I send her, which I would not do, Kim,

1042
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 2: if you ever hear this.

1043
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 4: But yeah, I remember she wrote like Kanye had p Diddy, Yes, right,

1044
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 4: and now when she wrote something like that something like that,

1045
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 4: I can't remember exactly.

1046
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 1: She just said a great job, which she had.

1047
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 2: I mean, she had to like write a Nikki like

1048
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 2: she had to type it in like I'm thinking about

1049
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 2: like her like beautiful nails, clicking on it like typing nikki,

1050
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 2: Oh is.

1051
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: It two k's or one?

1052
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 2: Like yeah, and then she had to go to it

1053
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 2: and then she had to go to like mess like

1054
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 2: it's like a lot of things that I was just like, oh.

1055
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 2: And then she just wrote me a really nice message

1056
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,439
Speaker 2: saying congrats. And then I was like, no you Yeah,

1057
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 2: I said, I was trying to make eye contact with

1058
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 2: you the whole damn show because I wanted to tell

1059
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 2: you you fucking killed and you like you were just

1060
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:53,359
Speaker 2: so impressive, and I said, which was no surprise because

1061
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 2: of how elite your SNL monologue was but you really

1062
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 2: killed it. And I'm and she was like, I don't

1063
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 2: know how you do that. It's like it's it's low

1064
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 2: key abuse or something like. She was like, it's abuse,

1065
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 2: and I go, you do know how I did it

1066
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 2: because you did it. I go, you did it too,

1067
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 2: and you did it so well. And then she was

1068
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 2: like she hearted that, and I just wrote like she

1069
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 2: said something else, and I said, we are brave.

1070
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: Exclamation mark, and she hearted it.

1071
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 2: So that was the end of it, right, But like, yeah,

1072
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 2: but you know, ironic thing. The ironic thing is is

1073
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 2: that so many times people call that family not talented,

1074
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 2: like why are they famous? And I didn't even think

1075
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 2: about that kind of notion about them, even though I

1076
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 2: literally read jokes about Kim that were pitched to me

1077
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 2: this week to maybe do that we're like addressing that

1078
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 2: they don't have talent, and I literally wrote in that

1079
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 2: like you are so talented, because that was talented to

1080
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 2: be able to. First of all, whatever happened at the beginning,

1081
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 2: which by the way, the boo I met someone who

1082
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 2: knows who started it and they were starting.

1083
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: It as a joke.

1084
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 2: Wow, and it caught fire like it just like it

1085
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 2: was a gasoline over the crowd and a little bit

1086
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 2: of both, because they were just ready to boot, Like

1087
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 2: it could have been anyone that wasn't that is like

1088
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 2: associated with.

1089
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 1: That kind of part of our pop culture.

1090
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:06,839
Speaker 5: Sure were.

1091
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 3: They were booing like football teams and stuff too that

1092
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 3: were anti Patriots.

1093
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 1: I thought it might be a swift rid.

1094
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 3: I booed Tom because he said fuck the cults. I

1095
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 3: booed him. I was the only one booish, sure.

1096
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 1: Like that was the kind of night it was.

1097
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 2: It was boo heavy, but like she got fucked on

1098
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 2: that boo and it was some comedian, some asshole comedian

1099
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 2: that did it as a joke and didn't expect her

1100
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 2: to catch on, and it wasn't because I thought it

1101
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 2: was a swifty thing. Like I was like disappointed on

1102
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 2: behalf of Swifties, for like, if that's what this is about.

1103
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 2: But I think it was just got out of hand.

1104
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 2: It was just people being jealous obviously of her fame

1105
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 2: and her power and all the like.

1106
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: That was what it was. But for her to like not.

1107
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 2: Address it but kind of like look like a little

1108
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 2: disappointed like that, she just handled it so well and

1109
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 2: then she sat there the rest of the fucking show.

1110
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 2: She went up like almost right after me. I think

1111
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 2: there was one after me, and then she went up.

1112
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 2: That's a long She sat there for two hours whenever.

1113
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,280
Speaker 2: A lot of people that made appearances in the crowd

1114
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 2: left after their appearances. They didn't want to say the

1115
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 2: whole show because they had other shit to do. Kim

1116
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 2: Kardashians other shit to do. She had to go to

1117
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 2: the Metcala the next day. She probably flew the Red Eye,

1118
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 2: but she sat there and waited for Tom Brady's set,

1119
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 2: and I thought that was really.

1120
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: Cool of her.

1121
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 3: You can think what you want about Kim, but in

1122
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 3: order to get that famous, you need to have talent.

1123
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,760
Speaker 3: You can't get that famous. There's a lot of hot,

1124
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 3: rich girls who are not as famous as Kim Kardashian,

1125
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 3: and it's because they don't have the talent that she does.

1126
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 3: It's just impossible to do.

1127
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 2: And just because the talent doesn't look like singing or

1128
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 2: dancing or acting or whatever you think it does like

1129
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 2: it is about sustaining a public image, captivating. It takes

1130
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 2: hard work to look at interesting.

1131
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 3: Is a talent being yes, doing things like just not

1132
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,879
Speaker 3: making mistakes at public appearances, and you know planning and

1133
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 3: your whole public image. Her whole job is to cultivate

1134
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 3: a public image. Yes, and that's a talent and that.

1135
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 1: Comes from her.

1136
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 2: Yes, she might hire people to help her with her image,

1137
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 2: but she's hiring those people. She's the taste maker at

1138
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 2: the top. So I will never I'll always be in

1139
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 2: her sight. That ass that like, no, I mean that

1140
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 2: the body.

1141
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: Is insane, and that asked that that.

1142
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 5: But what's your public image? Mine? Guy to eats chicken

1143
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 5: salad with his hands.

1144
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: And with that we have to go.

1145
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 5: Cultivated you so much. That happened before I would hope.

1146
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 5: So my.

1147
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 2: Story, ever was when one day I got us tie food.

1148
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 2: We were our hotel room. We only had one hotel room.

1149
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 2: The other one wasn't clean yet, so we were just

1150
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:35,760
Speaker 2: hanging in the hotel room before.

1151
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:36,240
Speaker 1: Night of shows.

1152
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 2: The ty Food arrives. There's no utensils. I go down

1153
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 2: to go get some and I come back up and

1154
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 2: he is using the ice tongs, which is as.

1155
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but it was just.

1156
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 2: It's a big but I always uses the coffee stirs,

1157
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,919
Speaker 2: use a shop stet and that really does work.

1158
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 1: But that was the next level and I loved it.

1159
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 1: But yeah, hands. I've seen a lot.

1160
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, tongs is a strong move because they're on there.

1161
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 5: I don't know. I guess they use them with ice.

1162
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 2: The huh tom Brady, Tom Brady, that's what we're calling you.

1163
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,879
Speaker 1: Okay, gotta go. Don't be killing you guys. Check me out.

1164
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be in Vegas this weekend with David Spade,

1165
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 2: tons of torn Eidsnicky Glazer dot com. There's the song.

1166
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 2: There's a special spread the word. I love you guys

1167
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 2: so much, love you, busties. I'll never get big enough

1168
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 2: for you. I promise a lot of besties have been like, please,

1169
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,399
Speaker 2: don't change, never forget us.

1170
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: I would never. I love you.

1171
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 3: Don't be calling and I would never just texting Kim

1172
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 3: K right now?

1173
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, KIMK who.

1174
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 2: You're my only best I love you guys. Okay, see

1175
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 2: you

1176
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: Four