WEBVTT - Ep 240: $lutty Stories (Ft. Sofia Franklyn) 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:07.960 Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions. 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:12.799 Welcome guys to another episode of this. Okay, I'm sorry. 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:15.400 It's like it's it's a habit, it's the fucking habit. 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:19.040 I'm sorry. What couple says called the motherfucker horrible decisions? 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:24.520 What I've Yeah, Okay, I'm your girl, I'm your girl. 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:28.560 Mandy be joined by Hi, I'm wheezy, and we have 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:32.960 a repeat offender. It's just shocking. There's only been two 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:35.720 white people that have ever repeated horrible decisions. Shut up, 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:39.040 Andrew Schultz, and you know I think more you been 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:44.159 on twice two right, not only one? Wow, we only 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:47.680 have away we two white people. Beat Yeah, that makes 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:52.480 me feel so fucking good. Damn, I think that is waiting. 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:57.160 I knew it. Andrew's in the other room, and I 0:00:57.200 --> 0:00:59.800 was like, you know, Sophia is gonna be man. We 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:02.600 have a really great history. Andrew and I. I can't 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:04.080 wait for him to like walk into the room and 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:08.000 to you, is he going to be better? Like this 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:10.600 is what you missed out on? Just you can't even 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:13.839 say that. When we about to get married, I thought 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:17.920 about respectful bro, that's true, and I with her too. 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:20.280 You know what, I don't follow him or her. I 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:23.360 totally forgot you did mention that, so no, I won't. 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:25.520 Can you go ahead? I know we didn't announce you 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:28.479 as the only second white person to be on two times, 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:30.600 but can you tell her her name? Could you give 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:33.720 people who it is? I'm like, now I have to 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:37.960 do more ship for a white woman, like introduced her 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:40.679 on your show, So be at the Franklin one of 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:45.160 my favorite podcasters, which is crazy to say, the boys, 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:48.680 but I couldn't put on the right I'm talking around. Um. No, 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:52.440 I really love your podcast, and we met when you 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:55.360 came on Horrible Decisions last year, which was crazy because 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:57.000 you hadn't been on the airwaves for a while. And 0:01:57.000 --> 0:01:59.440 now your show is doing great. Yep, and we've been 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:02.200 on there too. Yes, you guys have been on. Um, 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:05.040 it's so fewer enough. My name's Sophia with enough Franklin 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:08.000 and the why and yes, I'm the only second white 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:10.200 person to be here, and you don't didn't tell white 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:13.080 by my boy, you helped us go from seven white 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:14.680 listeners to twenty nine and I want to thank you. 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:21.080 Literally last we were in here, right, Mandy was saying 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:22.720 something and I was like, do white people come up 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:24.919 to you and make the joke about them being seven? 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:26.520 She's like, no, white people don't come up to me. 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:30.359 There's two types of white people that come up to me. 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:32.120 It's the ones that are kind of like the bitch 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:34.359 from Zola and they're like, Dan Garrel was happening, I'm like, 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:37.840 And then the other ones. It's only when I'm in 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:39.240 l A. They come up to me and they're like, 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:43.760 do you know, Sophia, No way, bitch. Yes. Last time 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:45.359 when we were in l A, you and I were 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:47.760 walking and then there were these black girls that went 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:49.079 up to you, and I remember you were like, how 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:50.760 does they feel that they're like growing up to me 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:55.040 and not you. I'm like, I don't get you were 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:58.640 drying on the inside. I was kidding, I know, And 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:00.920 can I ask you some y'all have hung out in 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:04.720 l A. Weasy be lying? So, Sophia, how close have 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:10.639 y'all gotten to eating each others out? Oh? I don't know. First, 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:14.360 the only fa if I didn't if I didn't have 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:17.040 that flight, I had a six am to go to 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:20.760 my godson's birthday or christening? Sorry wait was it both? 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:24.600 I love you Bash. We were hanging out of Poppy. 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:27.880 This was the fucking rapper Knight, not the rapper Knight. 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:29.680 You know. Sophia was so funny because we were in 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:31.040 his hood. Asked him and she was like, is that 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:35.720 fucking Drake. I'm gonna lose it. So then we go 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:38.080 to this back room where like Drake because he like 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:40.640 basically like sectioned off Poppy just so he could have 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:43.960 it for himself. Not that we weren't having a good 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.160 time with each other, but we did what every girl 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:48.160 did in the like in the presence of someone who's 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:49.680 a list and you know what I mean, it's like 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:51.880 you're not pressed, but you also like kind of just 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:54.960 find your way, like you're scooting in like trying to 0:03:55.480 --> 0:03:57.360 just trying to like look sexy, all of a sudden 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:02.120 into music that yeah, you almost broke your back. The 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:04.840 Sophia was flirting with this gang banger. How do you 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:08.000 know he was a gangbanger? Because trust me, but how 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:09.920 do you know he was a gangbanger? He was hanging 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:13.480 with Freddie Gives It was Vice Lawrence. Oh really We'll 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:15.800 still text like now and again, We'll be like, hey, 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:17.240 what's up. We'll be like, Hio, let you know what 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:19.520 I'm in l A would you would you give him? 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:22.120 Would you give him some pussy? He was cute, He 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:24.760 was pretty cute. I don't know i'd have gang from 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:31.240 Freddy's fucking hot is so sexy, but let me have 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:34.280 even made it great. So there was like an altercation 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:37.320 where and I didn't even really see it at first, 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:40.440 but this girl like said something too Sophia, and once 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:43.479 she told Freddy or someone or Freddie noticed he was like, 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:45.880 oh no, you gotta be by Mondig all night. The 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:49.159 dude was ruddy. He took Sofia to the bathroom. Bitch, 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:54.360 what y'all do there? No, no, these random girls. It 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:57.760 was right after like the whole fiasco, right like that happened, 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:00.680 and these girls sitting at the table next us, all 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:04.280 like in Unison look at me and flip me off. No, 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:07.080 I was like, what I wish I saw it. I 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:09.599 was like, I don't fucking know you you're gonna flip 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:12.040 me off over some ship you like read you know? 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:19.080 So it was wild, but Freddy had my backs putting 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:21.960 it down. He made sure, which was so cute because 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:24.520 anyone who like watches Freddy knows how much fun this 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:27.320 person is and he was like, oh nah, Like so 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:29.479 then mind you. We get to the back where Drake 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:31.640 is at because Drake Drake wants to hang with Freddie, 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.800 and Freddy's like making sure Sophia doesn't get trampled by 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:39.040 the microls. He's like she good? But no, Um, I 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:42.479 think if that in the night, would it have like escalated. 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:44.800 We were flirting hard when I was on that plane. 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:48.000 We were it was it wasn't hard on a plane 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:50.040 because I was like, damn plane. She was like you 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:51.400 should be here, like I want to be in the 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:54.120 dead name. But we get really gay when we're drunk. 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:56.760 We do. I mean, we have a picture of ourselves 0:05:56.760 --> 0:06:00.560 making out. Are you only gay when you're drunker? Are 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:04.240 you like a real bisexual? Oh? That's like a probably 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:08.760 only when I'm drunk. Actually, I don't know. I like 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:13.400 fannasize about women and ship, but I think I've only 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:16.320 acted on it when I've been under the influence. It's 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:18.760 hard to make moves on women though. When we get 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:21.719 questions about that even to this day, is someone who 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:25.440 like dated a woman for years like it's still why 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:29.600 is that? Um? I think we know how aggressive men 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:31.600 can be, and so I think that we are a 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:34.520 little bit like how do I show up and holler 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:37.679 her respectfully but also let her know I'm serious because 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:39.680 a lot of women are fake gay, which is why 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:43.599 I asked. So I think, like, I'm not gonna lie 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:46.240 with me as well if I approached the woman, I 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:47.640 am a fem and I don't want to take the 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:50.600 masculine role. And I think that when you're the aggressor, 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:53.359 you do take more of the masculine role, Like damn 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:55.520 if I'm holler che does that mean now I gotta 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:57.240 pay for the day when we go out. Like I 0:06:57.320 --> 0:06:59.240 told you, my mind gets all crazy when I think 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:02.760 of like the paying gets weird. So like hitting on 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:05.880 women to me is just hard because now what And 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:08.479 I think too no matter, I don't give a funk 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:12.520 about what it seems like with gender inclusivity, there is 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:15.840 a mask like someone has to kind of take those reins, 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:18.480 even in gay relationships, and like you kind of don't 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:20.880 know who it's going to be. Um with my ex, 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:23.360 she loved when I took it shout out this is 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:26.760 it's like, girl, go ahead and get the change. But 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:29.560 also I enjoyed so much, which was interesting to me 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:32.000 because I love when men spoil me, like, oh my god, 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:34.640 I love surprising her with ship, Like when we went 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:36.760 to Paris for my birthday, I'm the one who woke 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:38.160 her up and was like, we're going here, We're getting 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:39.720 a massage. I want to do this for you, like 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:43.200 and I kind of almost see how men enjoyed doing 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:46.120 it for women, Like was that a trick? You? You 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:49.040 have trick tendencies like a motherfucker. But we talked about 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:52.240 this not only dealing with men too, but she was 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:55.840 also like that, what's a trick. She's a sugar mama. 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:59.160 Now a trick is like, okay, so kiss me. It's 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:02.920 really interested she about it. Did you read her short? 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:05.320 This is greedy. I know. I'm like the shirt you 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:07.480 want to pay for everything where like two peas in. 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:12.200 But Sophia gets a very rich white woman around me though, okay, 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:15.280 you pick up every text and she's like, no, on it, 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:18.720 I do. I'm the second I have one fucking tequila. 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:23.800 I'm like, everything is on my but it's that is 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:26.280 me and I hate it. I hate it when I 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:28.520 go out now, like with my friends, depending on what 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:31.400 the night is, I'll give them my card because once 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:34.960 I started drinking, I'll be like, bar, I got twenty 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:37.439 shots right here on me, and I'm like, I wake 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:39.559 up the next morning card before I'd be like, why 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:45.199 did I spend four? I swear to guy, And especially 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:49.440 when I go to Orlando when themis like bo like, yeah, 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:51.199 is this is this the same liquor as the New 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:55.280 York one? Is this so cheat? Right? I'm not gonna front. 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:57.200 I wanted to do an am ex claim. When I 0:08:57.240 --> 0:08:59.200 woke up in the morning, I'm like, I couldn't have 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:03.439 signed it the same way anyway. I was like, Okay, 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:05.720 let's break a little eyes. Even though we kind of 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:08.600 know who you are. These are some super basic ones. Okay, 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:11.280 would you rather have a one night stand with a 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:16.319 stranger or your platonic best friend? I'm not your best 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:23.480 friend one night standard a stranger. I actually have hooked 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:27.480 up with my best friend, a UM, my other best friends. 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:30.040 That's something like I don't I don't want to cross 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:33.440 the line kind of with certain people's history. Yeah, but 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:36.679 also are you attracted to them? No? Okay, okay, that 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:40.640 doesn't sound that's what you don't want to fun if 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:43.680 you have any friends, because you don't find them attract 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:51.040 but they're hot. They're hot women someone else. Yeah, just 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:56.760 not to you. Sorry, okay, sorry if you're her friend, apologies, Mandy. 0:09:56.800 --> 0:09:59.000 You just recently slept with a friend. You told us, really, 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:03.400 but for honestly, it's it's gonna happen. Okay, But sexually 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:05.880 attracted to you and we're friends. You either gonna suck 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:07.440 me by myself, you're gonna fuck me in my nick, 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:10.120 but it's gonna happen. Do you think so? You recently 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:11.800 had sex with Medina and you talked about it on 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:13.960 a page. Yea, that was supposed to be just Patreon, 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:16.920 but it's something they heard the clip. The clip was 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:22.560 that I want my buck and Hershey, what the clue? 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:28.240 She didn't here? It was it was a good team 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:30.040 and it was great. But yeah, what about it? Okay, 0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:33.839 y'all aren't just friends, y'all like you're aren't just casual 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:36.880 friends you talk all the time. Do you feel like 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:40.240 because you said sexually attracted to someone that you talked 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:43.280 to that often? Because to me, the closer I get 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:46.120 to a friend like a woman, the less that I 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:48.640 like I could do that, Like if we talked every day, 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:52.559 I probably couldn't do it. What's the question, like, did 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:54.480 you not feel like it was you guys were too close? 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:57.080 Right anyway? Was she the closest friend you've ever had sex? 0:10:57.200 --> 0:10:59.160 You're you're the one that be feeling like you gotta 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:01.319 have emotional connections to people we have sex with. You 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:03.480 should be proud of me. I'm emotionally tied to my 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:05.480 friends and then we have sex. Right, But I'm talking 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:09.440 about being weird after if there's nothing weird, because only 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:12.199 weird if you're telling Medina as emo as Medina is. 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:14.640 She never like even brought that up to. Here's the thing. 0:11:15.200 --> 0:11:18.400 I think that it's only weird if it's bad. But 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:21.240 if you if you really have good sex together and 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:23.560 it was fun. Now you're looking at it like a 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:26.199 girl's night out, bitch, that was fun as funk last night, 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:28.080 wasn't it? So I feel like as long as like 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:31.120 you're both pleased you enjoyed it, and nothing weird happened, 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:34.200 as far as like boundaries weren't cross or legit just 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:37.520 wasn't good. I think you can literally go into still 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:40.120 having a good friendship because but it ain't like I 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:42.600 would do it again. We both admitted after we talked through, 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:46.040 you know, making sure everyone was comfortable top. We talked 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:48.360 after well, yeah, because she also suck my boyfriend, so 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:50.840 I make sure he ain't crossed no lines. But he 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:53.160 did the same, Like we check in with everyone we 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:56.680 have sex with the next morning. Uh, and you do 0:11:56.880 --> 0:12:00.240 like talk like how did it feel when his dick? Like, Gwen, 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:03.440 you know, there was a time where she was on 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:05.680 the floor. Did she had a fellow down there. I 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:07.200 don't know if she had a pillow down there, but 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:08.840 she she didn't have a problem that she sucked him 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:13.600 the next morning. That pillow talk what fuck you? It 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:16.000 was a dumb thing. Don't listen to her. But basically, 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:18.439 I had a threesome with somebody and I want to 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:20.600 sleep on the couch to be respectful. And my man 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:21.839 came and got me in the middle of the night, 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:23.839 put the girl on the floor and me and him 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:26.520 slept in the bed. Look at Mandy's sucking. You know, 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:31.839 I feel like I don't bring it up ever again. 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:34.240 I'm not ashamed of it at all, and like, I 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:36.600 think that was so fun, but it's not like hey, 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:39.000 like and we talked through it. If you had to really, okay, 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:41.720 say it's not your friend, if you had really bomb 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:45.160 sex with me to where you definitely want to have 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:48.400 it again. Are you guys not talking about what was 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:50.640 so good about the sex with each other? Like you 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:53.520 don't talk about it at all? I mean, yeah, yes, 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:55.840 but I guess for some reason, like if it's a 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:58.480 threesome or if i've hooked up with women, we don't. 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:01.600 I also have hooked up with I think most well 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:03.840 not really, but a lot of the women I've hooked 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:07.040 up with it was like their first time and not 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:10.439 then you be in the market. You were the leader, 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:17.720 but like the big bi sexual. But yeah, call them 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:20.840 when you're like drunk. But bye, what do you mean, 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:24.240 because I've heard a term for trying sexual Oh, once 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:29.040 you're drunk, you'll try right, right, right, you'll try everything right? Yes, 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:33.160 So okay, you've had sex with your best friend? Was 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:36.440 another person? There was my boyfriend. So my boyfriend I 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:40.160 sucked my best friend. Okay, see that's probably why it 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:44.000 was easier. Yes, yes, and her and I had done 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:46.520 stuff before. Wait was that recent? You told me you 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:48.520 guys have never had a threesome. No, no, no, that 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:51.680 wasn't recent. That was like like forever ago. Okay, so 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:54.880 you have sex with your boyfriend's your best friend and 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:57.960 her and I, her and I talked about it beforehand, 0:13:58.000 --> 0:13:59.840 like I was, she was like, are you okay with 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:03.560 are you okay with it? Fifty times? Which I appreciated him. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.679 On the other hand, I like, actually, over time like 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:10.640 started to resent him, not for that particular one, but 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:13.320 that one on top of just a whole bunch of 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:16.640 like shit, you know, so never my best friend. That's 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:19.840 crazy that you even think, like so everything else he did, 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:23.680 whatever it was for whatever reason, your resent and just 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:27.840 just taste towards him included the threesome, even though you 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:31.800 enjoyed it. I think it included all the threesomes that 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:34.480 we had ever done. And I think the fact that 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:36.280 it was my best friend that one was like kind 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:37.560 of at the top of the list. But he was 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:39.840 just like a piece of ship. Okay, tell us because 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:42.800 we talked last week about what could make a threesome bad, 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:45.600 what could make what could go bad from your partner, 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:52.200 Like what if you don't trust this guy one hundred percent, 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:57.440 the unwavering just like loyalty, it's not gonna work because 0:14:57.480 --> 0:14:59.600 you're automatically going to assume that he's going to try 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:01.480 to do some else with that girl. Oh listen to this, 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:05.040 you guys will love this. We did a threesome with 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:08.520 a girl and we drove her home the next day 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:11.000 and she sat in the front seat. I sat in 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:15.800 the back seat me. She just she just sat in 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:18.360 there and like he was already driving and I sat 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:20.200 in the back and I was just like, I didn't 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:23.440 even know how to take it in. And then I 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:26.960 later on caught them texting. But that front seat ship 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:30.840 and me sitting in the back seat, just like that 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:33.760 was it for me. I'm not gonna lie with with 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:37.600 We talked about it when so my ex girlfriend. We 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:40.520 were already arguing though, but she said something which is 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:43.360 crazy because to this day they're actually closer than we 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:45.040 when we were in the throatle We're all still friends, 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:48.400 but they're actually closer than him and I are. And 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:50.640 she made this comment. We were already fighting. We go 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:53.800 home and she goes and see I'm in the back 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:57.400 seat again, and I was like, she was like, you're 0:15:57.440 --> 0:15:59.280 always in the fucking front seat. What the fund is 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:01.040 that you never even think to put me in the 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:04.360 front seat. And I was like, oh my god, the 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:06.600 front seat of the thing. They started hitting me, and 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:08.760 so my excuse, I was like, well, you know, not 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:10.560 a drive and you're drunk, like you don't know where 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:12.440 we're going, Like let me just like I didn't know 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:13.960 what to say, but I was like, she's so right, 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:16.040 and now let me have both of y'all. This then, 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:21.040 not a relationship you with your man and his homeboy. 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:23.320 Do you expect the homeboy to get out and let 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:24.680 you in the front seat and then sit in the 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:28.760 back What a big there's my room in the back seat? No, 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:31.040 dude stretching. They're like, do you want to cramping in 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:35.120 the back seat? Honestly there. I luckily hang out with gentlemen, 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:37.120 but my man's friends have always been like oh, and 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:39.080 I'm like, no, no no, it's cool. I ain't called you. 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:42.520 I didn't have I got flute out one time and 0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:44.560 his friend was at the house and we left to 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:46.440 get food and he got on the front seat and 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:48.120 I looked at him like he was crazy. I said, 0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:51.040 are you sucking his dick? Okay, then get in the 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:53.080 back seat. I was not going to sit in the 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:55.160 back seat. Like, no, nigga. Actually that's a really good 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:57.920 point just in general, the woman should say in the front. 0:16:57.960 --> 0:16:59.920 Here are a couple like, which is probably why you're 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:02.520 girlfriend felt. I think that's why you're always like men 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:05.639 should always offer. I just don't care what I mean like, 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:10.200 and I'm not like, I'm just like whatever. But but 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:11.800 I'll know where in New York I barely get in 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:17.240 a car. Okay, now, like my bougiast the way it 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:19.080 goes if it's like three of us because you can't 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:21.480 sit in the front uber anymore. I'm like, someone's getting 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:25.720 a black car because I'm not doing that because I'm 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:28.360 a total cunt about it. Okay, next ice break, LetGo. 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:35.280 Would you rather have uh accident until accidentally send nudes 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:38.560 to a stranger or to your parents? Because here's the thing, 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:41.840 not a caveat. I feel like you could say a stranger, 0:17:42.000 --> 0:17:49.040 but you need to remember you're famous. M M. I 0:17:49.040 --> 0:17:50.879 don't know how the ranger could be, like, is that 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:58.240 Sophia with an f SP damn and my face isn't 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:02.959 it obviously? I sent it to my mom. I sent 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:05.359 it to my mom. If my dad's aren't in the 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:07.359 picture though my dad was in the picture, then I 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:10.080 don't know. Is that like kind of weird? Wait? If 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:12.960 your dad was in the nude. No, I don't. I 0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:20.760 don't talk to my dad. He's not involved, bro. Noase 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:25.680 you know what I was raised. I was raised by 0:18:25.680 --> 0:18:29.840 his mom. So I'm like, if the nude sense to 0:18:29.880 --> 0:18:34.200 my mom, whatever, if it's sent to my dad, if 0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:36.760 my dad got the nude, I don't know, maybe that 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:41.560 would kind of change. Are we good? I'd rather my 0:18:41.600 --> 0:18:44.080 mom see my pussy that my dad. And imagine how 0:18:44.119 --> 0:18:45.760 your mom would feel like your dad was in the picture. 0:18:49.080 --> 0:18:53.959 We have not heard from him. Oh god, it is 0:18:54.000 --> 0:19:05.000 so bad, all right, sucking vanilla ships. Okay, there's an invention. 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:07.880 Mandy always talks shit about me because I like to fuck. 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:12.200 I don't like it. I'm a funk of my period 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:15.000 because it's a long one. You have a fucking three 0:19:15.080 --> 0:19:17.119 day period. I know. Just sit here and tell everyone, 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:22.159 I'm guy's chosen. How many days of your period? Well, 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:24.680 after I got the vaccine, my periods sucked up, by 0:19:24.720 --> 0:19:31.639 the way, that's the thing. But usually, okay, NICKI minut me. 0:19:32.480 --> 0:19:36.840 We don't up what you know. We don't know about 0:19:36.880 --> 0:19:42.639 her cousin's balls testicles were swollen, allegedly from the vaccine, 0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:48.160 So Nicki and his wedding got called off. Okay, this 0:19:48.240 --> 0:19:52.000 was like Global news. Fox News was talking about Twitter 0:19:52.080 --> 0:19:54.000 was talking about it, Black Twitter was talking about it. 0:19:54.160 --> 0:19:58.920 I don't know ship that's going on in the world, honestly, Yeah, 0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:05.199 it's probably it's a flyover, right a thousand percent? Do 0:20:05.280 --> 0:20:08.000 people sucked their cousins? They're just ten No, they sucked 0:20:08.000 --> 0:20:12.679 their cousins. Wait. I was in Obama. I was I 0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:14.679 was invited to a wedding. I talked about this on 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:17.320 my episode, like I think it was like four weeks ago, 0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:21.199 and I was invited to this girl from work's wedding 0:20:21.200 --> 0:20:24.560 who was marrying her first cousin. I swear to god, 0:20:25.000 --> 0:20:26.840 I swear to god I worked with her like four 0:20:26.920 --> 0:20:31.120 years ago. That ship happens. And if you go to Costco, 0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:35.760 it's like they're not do they have kids already? Huh? 0:20:35.880 --> 0:20:41.040 Do they have kids already? Um no, Okay, don't say 0:20:41.800 --> 0:20:46.920 don't And that was my first thought too, we are 0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:50.360 you not going? What did that? Do you know? We're 0:20:50.400 --> 0:20:55.160 talking about insts here beach? But the truth it's science, 0:20:55.280 --> 0:20:58.720 right Do you want to see here and talk about science? 0:20:58.760 --> 0:21:00.840 And I don't, but I know some happening when when 0:21:00.880 --> 0:21:05.879 it happened. I know when offspring. It's true they were 0:21:06.000 --> 0:21:11.040 third cousins. I might be like, babies gonna come out. 0:21:11.200 --> 0:21:13.680 Third cousin. You probably ran into each other somewhere and 0:21:13.720 --> 0:21:19.600 been like thro married. How you know, Geane? Yeah what 0:21:19.760 --> 0:21:24.280 first cousins? Yeah? Okay, wait, so how did you know 0:21:24.359 --> 0:21:26.520