1 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:06,200 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter forward today and 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:11,400 Speaker 1: the subject is nothing is big except his mouth. Yeah. 4 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 1: We'll get into that in just a few but right 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: now it is time for the nephew and today's prank 6 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for his net? That's time 7 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,200 Speaker 1: to take it to the church, Charley. You know, every 8 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,440 Speaker 1: now and then we're gonna take it to the church. 9 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 1: We This right here is church fees. Fees manufacture that 10 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:33,279 Speaker 1: time you paid your time. Just last week you started, 11 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 1: you studed, But I'm a tied. Trust me on that mind. 12 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,640 Speaker 1: Come out every sun, every sun they go. They got 13 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:50,279 Speaker 1: cash happen everything, church change. They really got zail cash. 14 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 1: You got. You got this thing called give a five everything, 15 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:05,959 Speaker 1: give a give up five. That's real clothes, get you anything, 16 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 1: one little slip. You're here at the head, all right, 17 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:16,240 Speaker 1: This right here is church fees. Let's go cat. Hello, Hello, 18 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:19,840 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach how you doing? This is uh, 19 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,640 Speaker 1: this is brother Glenn from the church. Hey, brother Glenn, 20 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,959 Speaker 1: how you doing. I'm good, I'm good, I'm real good. 21 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 1: Did you enjoy service? Morning? Oh? I enjoyed it. Pastor 22 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 1: who pastor brought it down. Oh my god, that was 23 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 1: a word for me, right right, right, right? So what 24 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,240 Speaker 1: do ow the pleasure that is called? I wanted to 25 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 1: give you some information that the that the church has 26 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 1: come up with, and we wanted to let you know 27 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 1: what was going on before the next Sunday. I didn't 28 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: interrupt you, no, no, I actually I may find a 29 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: little a little off a little bit. I'm trying to 30 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 1: get getting ready for my little baby, my little darlins, 31 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 1: and I'm trying to your voice sounds so familiar to me. 32 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 1: It just sounds so familiar. Trying to place place that voice. Okay, well, 33 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: you've seen me at the church quite a few times. 34 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 1: I think I have. I'm just trying to place it. 35 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:11,160 Speaker 1: I can't place it right now. But look at what Nevertheless, 36 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 1: I just wanted here's here's what's going on. Uh now 37 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,680 Speaker 1: you're aware of that for the last the last six Sundays, 38 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,760 Speaker 1: you've been actually uh coming into service late. Have you 39 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: realized that, Yes, I know, I'm sorry about that, but 40 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: uh you know, yes I have. I have my reasons. 41 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,640 Speaker 1: So okay, okay, well here's what's going on. The officials 42 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:32,920 Speaker 1: at the church. I've gotten together and this is what 43 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:36,920 Speaker 1: they've decided on, is that anybody who is late starting 44 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: next Sunday, there would be a fifteen dollar charge for 45 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 1: that for coming in and disrupting services. That's the fastest 46 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 1: tide of service being disrupted by people walking in late. 47 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 1: That that could not come at the worst time. I 48 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 1: don't have fifteen dollars to give. I don't I don't 49 00:02:54,600 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 1: have it. Oh um, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that 50 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 1: were late. I am We are doing our best. I 51 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 1: have three kids, have three young kids to seven and nine, 52 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 1: and they are a handful and and and we we 53 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 1: do the best that we can to get the church 54 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 1: on time. And and tell you when we get there, 55 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 1: it's during praise and worship. I mean, pass ain't even 56 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 1: preaching yet, so I know it's not past, it's not 57 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: up yet, but he's he's stating that people coming in. 58 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,400 Speaker 1: It just seems very disrupted to the service that's going on. 59 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 1: That's so nevertheless, like I said, this is a warning call, 60 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 1: you know, to let you know that if you are 61 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,440 Speaker 1: late on next Sunday, then they will be charging your 62 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 1: fifteen dollars a lefth charge and actually you won't be 63 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,960 Speaker 1: able to even come in until you are until you 64 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: pay them. I can't even get in church with we Look, okay, 65 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 1: look I don't I don't owe nothing. I don't owe 66 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: you no explanation. But I need to tell you something. 67 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 1: We are me and my kids for the last few 68 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 1: sundays that we've been late. It's because my car broke down. 69 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: We we are owned the bus man public transportation. Okay, 70 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 1: I mean, and I understand, I understand. I saviltize with 71 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: everything that you're going through. But why are you called 72 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 1: if you understand? Why are you calling me about fifteen dollars? 73 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: If you understand what I'm going through? Well I didn't. 74 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:17,600 Speaker 1: I first of all, I didn't know what you were 75 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: going Why are you raising your voice at me? Why 76 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,159 Speaker 1: are you? Did you just raise your voice at me? 77 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: You know what? You know what I think? You're raising 78 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 1: your voice at me? How dare you call me about this? 79 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:32,039 Speaker 1: About a feat? And I'm there at church. I got 80 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,240 Speaker 1: my key in there trying to raise them up is 81 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 1: where they should go, just like the Bible say. And 82 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,479 Speaker 1: you know why I gotta do this and why I'm late? 83 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: Why why we got to chesch the bus? Do you 84 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:45,039 Speaker 1: understand why that is? Brother? Glenn, No, I do not. 85 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 1: That is because they their dad is ain't. And yes, 86 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 1: you got to calm down a little bit now, Jesus 87 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:55,240 Speaker 1: help me. Jesus help me, Jesus. Okay, listen, Uh here 88 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 1: is all I can do is tell you this. I 89 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: hope you can make it. Maybe you can catch her 90 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,800 Speaker 1: earlier bus, you know what I mean, and get there 91 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:04,560 Speaker 1: a little earlier. But but if I'm just stating the 92 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 1: fact that as of next Sunday, if you come in late, 93 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,840 Speaker 1: it's fifteen dollar late fee, and that's what you'll pay 94 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,280 Speaker 1: in order to get in the service. You know what, Well, 95 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:15,040 Speaker 1: maybe next Sunday I just won't be there. How about that. 96 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:19,160 Speaker 1: You know I'm already working six days a week. The 97 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:21,719 Speaker 1: only day I have off is Sunday. I've been baking, 98 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:23,880 Speaker 1: breaking my back. Do you know? I worked two jobs 99 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,279 Speaker 1: or two jobs, and they always trying to take money 100 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,719 Speaker 1: out of my check, always trying to pull me here 101 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,920 Speaker 1: and there, and I'm always tired. I get two hours 102 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 1: of sleep and then now the church wants to dump 103 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:36,280 Speaker 1: another fifteen dollars charging me for being at church. Well 104 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 1: that's what I'm supposed to do. But you're coming in 105 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: late though, you know what. You know what late ain't bad? Okay, 106 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,600 Speaker 1: I might be delayed, but I ain't denied, and I'm 107 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,760 Speaker 1: getting there the best way that I know how on 108 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,839 Speaker 1: the bus. I have to put my kids on the 109 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:53,600 Speaker 1: school bus and not have to put them on the 110 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 1: school bus. And I have to get on the bus 111 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:57,600 Speaker 1: to myself to work because I don't have a car, 112 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 1: because Daddy's ain't doing nothing up and for them. Do 113 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:04,400 Speaker 1: you understand what I'm saying to you? I need to understand. 114 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,040 Speaker 1: Daddy number one, guess what he daddy for two? He 115 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:12,600 Speaker 1: and jail been there by five years he ain't And 116 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:17,000 Speaker 1: Daddy number three he decided to go ahead and walk out, ain't. 117 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 1: I ain't heard from that that in about seven months now. 118 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 1: He know we're struggling. He had the nerve to take 119 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,359 Speaker 1: my wallet too. You don't. You don't even understand what 120 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,360 Speaker 1: I'm going through. You don't even understand that I'm trying 121 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,320 Speaker 1: to make a better life for me and my children. 122 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,560 Speaker 1: There is one more thing since a Tracy that the 123 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 1: Church wants you to know before the next Sunday that 124 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,440 Speaker 1: you definitely need to know. But what one more thing 125 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,440 Speaker 1: does the church want me to know? It's like sixteen dollars. 126 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:40,560 Speaker 1: The church just wants you to know that this is 127 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:43,679 Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Joe. Your sister 128 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:49,280 Speaker 1: Patrese got me to pray phone call you. I am 129 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:53,080 Speaker 1: gonna walk. Uh, I don't know what, I don't know 130 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:56,840 Speaker 1: what are you? You know, I ain't got time for that. No, 131 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:01,800 Speaker 1: I ain't got time for that. Oh, patreat girl. You 132 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:06,760 Speaker 1: all right? Oh, I got something for her? How about that? 133 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:12,920 Speaker 1: She said, My sister corporal. Now she says she got 134 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,560 Speaker 1: these kids. She over there struggling and struggling, and she 135 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,600 Speaker 1: trying to make it. But you gotta give a hard time. 136 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 1: She just wanted, she wanted, she wanted you to put us. 137 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,520 Speaker 1: She wanted to put a smile on your face. What 138 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,480 Speaker 1: she said, well, you being settled out, I'm gonna have 139 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:31,880 Speaker 1: to say she did. Right. Wow, Now that I know 140 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:33,920 Speaker 1: you y'all were joking and now I know this is 141 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 1: nephew Tommy. Hey, I gotta ask you something, Baby, what's 142 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:42,040 Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in 143 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 1: the land, that Steve Harvid Morning Show. Baby. I know 144 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,800 Speaker 1: I know I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna 145 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 1: do it. Tommy, Tommy, be strong, be strong, don't you 146 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:01,920 Speaker 1: know what Greenville, North can Arolina. Okay, be some of 147 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 1: the twenty second. That's a Thursday night, Greenville, North Carolina. 148 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:11,040 Speaker 1: The nephew will be there at the Greenville Convention Center. 149 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,440 Speaker 1: When I'd be damned, I just did that prank right there, 150 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:17,280 Speaker 1: y'all got to go on over. I can't hold it. 151 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,760 Speaker 1: I can't hold that. Y'all here to countdown I was 152 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:25,400 Speaker 1: doing as soon as I got to want that, right, 153 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:30,280 Speaker 1: it don't take long. He rushed through the noncious, I'd 154 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:36,240 Speaker 1: be in town sober by that damn prank. We can't 155 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:38,920 Speaker 1: prank and not praise. I'm sorry, we just can't do it. 156 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:43,240 Speaker 1: You can't frank and not praise. It's inevible. You got 157 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:46,560 Speaker 1: the prank and praise, it's inevitable. You have to prank 158 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:50,280 Speaker 1: and praise at the same time. All right, let's get it, 159 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,839 Speaker 1: let's get let's get this plank. Let's get this prank 160 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,959 Speaker 1: some praise. Come on, come on, everybody, let's get this 161 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,960 Speaker 1: prank some praise up in here. They gotta clap to 162 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,720 Speaker 1: what is going on? And then why don't you fix 163 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:04,160 Speaker 1: your ragged as zoom so we can stopped looking up 164 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:12,160 Speaker 1: a little nat coming up Strawberry letter, subject nothing is 165 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,559 Speaker 1: I'm in your old office. Shut up, I'm in Hell. 166 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,800 Speaker 1: We'll get to the strawberry letter right after this. You're 167 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,319 Speaker 1: listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show.