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Speaker 3: Why would I want to get cock to my girlfriend?
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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna get my girlfriend cock.
Speaker 1: Maybe you should ask her why she phoned upped you. Hey, Patrick,
Speaker 1: my name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in the
Speaker 1: Morning Show, and your girlfriend Giselle is playing a joke
Speaker 1: on you.
Speaker 3: My god, maybe thought we got good my god, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, you want to.
Speaker 1: It's a radio prank, you little.
Speaker 3: Radio you got phone tap? Oh my god. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: guess what you're getting for Christmas? What they're gonna get
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