WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Xmas Caulk

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp,

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<v Speaker 1>Dear Elvis.

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<v Speaker 2>My boyfriend Patrick despises telephone telemarketers. He has a very

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<v Speaker 2>short temper. I think a call from Michael Oppenheimer is needed.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>He lives nowhere near where you are broadcasting your show,

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<v Speaker 2>so he will have no clue who Michael Oppenheimer is.

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<v Speaker 2>This comes to us from Gisell.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Giselle, phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Tapping boyfriend Patrick with the relentless Michael Oppenheimer. You ready, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let's here we go. Today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's listen in.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, coeternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Calk

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<v Speaker 1>Doctor Pro Calkwright kit. How are you doing today, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? Good, well, I'm sorry. Where are you from?

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<v Speaker 1>Calk Doctor pro. Make your bath or sinks look great

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<v Speaker 1>with Caulk doctor proe.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you know, I'm not interested, Thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he's continued. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer for Cock doctor.

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<v Speaker 3>Pro cock earlier I'm not interested, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>It's finally time to replace that discolored mildewy old cocking.

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<v Speaker 1>This doctor has the perfect prescription for all your calking

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<v Speaker 1>needs kit is all you're going to need my story.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not interested in your cock.

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<v Speaker 1>The cock around tubs anymore sinks. Well, this is mister

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Oppenheimer. Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you calling me again?

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<v Speaker 1>You're in a list of people to be called today? Wait?

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you calling me again?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you because the cock Doctor Pro can be

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<v Speaker 1>the perfect solution for you in your home.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you talking about? You're calling my cell phone. I

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<v Speaker 3>am on the do not call list. Don't call me.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a tub? Sir? Hello? Hello, sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>your cell phone dropped the call. This is mister Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Oppenheimer with Cock Doctor Company.

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<v Speaker 3>You work final? Who do you work for? Why do

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<v Speaker 3>you to do this? I want to talk to your manager?

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<v Speaker 3>Do your phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you live in a home? Do you know?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you just know what I said? Put your manager

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<v Speaker 3>on the phone, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a manager. I am a telemarketer. My

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<v Speaker 1>name is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Sir, call your tub might

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<v Speaker 1>be in need of serious repair. There might be old.

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<v Speaker 3>Mill around you. Do not put your manager on the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're not gonna listen to I said, I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>digested in cock. I am waiting for a call. I

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<v Speaker 3>cannot get this call because you keep calling. You don't

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<v Speaker 3>need to get a.

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<v Speaker 1>Life, sir. Do you have residue around your sink? Because

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<v Speaker 1>here at cock Doctor Pro we say resid dot if

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<v Speaker 1>you use our product.

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<v Speaker 3>Co doctor, Why do you keep talking? Give me an

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<v Speaker 3>answer to that questioning nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>Because maybe cock Doctor Pro is the perfect solution for

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<v Speaker 1>your backsplash, doors, windows, and more. How does that sound?

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<v Speaker 3>That's sounds incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>Go into your bathroom and examine your cock.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not even I'm not I'm not even listening to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Just keep talking.

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<v Speaker 1>Is your cock dirty, sir? Because if so, cock Doctor

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<v Speaker 3>So, okay, are are you done?

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<v Speaker 1>Sir?

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<v Speaker 3>We've done? What else? Tell me? Are you done?

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<v Speaker 1>Sir? We got off on the wrong foot. Let's take

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<v Speaker 1>this from the top. My name is mister, My name

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<v Speaker 1>is mister Michael Oppenheimer. You can use our cock for

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<v Speaker 1>the tightest spots.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you crazy? Un sir crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>You could force cock deep into cracks for a complete seal.

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<v Speaker 3>Why why, why? Why do I want to buy cock?

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<v Speaker 1>Sir? The cock in your bathroom. It might be cracked.

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<v Speaker 1>Our cock comes in black, almond and white.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you have the dumbest business I've ever heard

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<v Speaker 3>your John cock?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, I know, But with this handy dandy kit you

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<v Speaker 1>can cock your kitchen right, No more missy fingers or closed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easy to use.

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<v Speaker 3>You're terrible at your job, noise.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure you can give the gift of cock for the holidays.

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<v Speaker 3>You're here, You're not listening to a single thing that

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Just picture the joy on your girlfriend's face when she

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<v Speaker 1>wakes up on Christmas morning with cock in her stocking.

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<v Speaker 3>Why would I want to get cock to my girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she's got grime and mildew on her tub and

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<v Speaker 1>you'd like to reseal it for her. Women love a

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<v Speaker 1>handyman around the house.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna get my girlfriend cock.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you should ask her why she phoned upped you. Hey, Patrick,

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<v Speaker 1>my name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show, and your girlfriend Giselle is playing a joke

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<v Speaker 1>on you.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, maybe thought we got good my god, Oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god, you want to.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a radio prank, you little.

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<v Speaker 3>Radio you got phone tap? Oh my god. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>guess what you're getting for Christmas? What they're gonna get

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of almond cog.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre

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<v Speaker 1>recorded with permission granted by all participates.

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<v Speaker 3>The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 3>the Morning Show