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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp,

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Speaker 1: Dear Elvis.

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Speaker 2: My boyfriend Patrick despises telephone telemarketers. He has a very

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Speaker 2: short temper. I think a call from Michael Oppenheimer is needed.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: He lives nowhere near where you are broadcasting your show,

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Speaker 2: so he will have no clue who Michael Oppenheimer is.

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Speaker 2: This comes to us from Gisell.

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Speaker 1: All right, Giselle, phone.

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Speaker 2: Tapping boyfriend Patrick with the relentless Michael Oppenheimer. You ready, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: let's here we go. Today's phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Let's listen in.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Uh? Good, well, I'm sorry. Where are you from?

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Speaker 1: Well, he's continued. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer for Cock doctor.

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Speaker 3: Pro cock earlier I'm not interested, sir.

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Speaker 3: I'm not interested in your cock.

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Speaker 1: The cock around tubs anymore sinks. Well, this is mister

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Speaker 1: Michael Oppenheimer. Hello.

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Speaker 3: Why are you calling me again?

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Speaker 1: You're in a list of people to be called today? Wait?

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Speaker 3: Why are you calling me again?

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Speaker 3: Are you talking about? You're calling my cell phone. I

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Speaker 3: am on the do not call list. Don't call me.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a tub? Sir? Hello? Hello, sounds like

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Speaker 1: your cell phone dropped the call. This is mister Michael

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Speaker 1: Oppenheimer with Cock Doctor Company.

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Speaker 3: You work final? Who do you work for? Why do

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Speaker 3: you to do this? I want to talk to your manager?

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Speaker 3: Do your phone?

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Speaker 1: Do you live in a home? Do you know?

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Speaker 3: Did you just know what I said? Put your manager

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Speaker 3: on the phone, sir.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a manager. I am a telemarketer. My

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Speaker 1: name is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Sir, call your tub might

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Speaker 1: be in need of serious repair. There might be old.

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Speaker 3: Mill around you. Do not put your manager on the phone.

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Speaker 3: If you're not gonna listen to I said, I'm not

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Speaker 3: digested in cock. I am waiting for a call. I

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Speaker 3: cannot get this call because you keep calling. You don't

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Speaker 3: need to get a.

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Speaker 3: Co doctor, Why do you keep talking? Give me an

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Speaker 3: That's sounds incredible.

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Speaker 1: Go into your bathroom and examine your cock.

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Speaker 3: I'm not even I'm not I'm not even listening to you.

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Speaker 3: Just keep talking.

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Speaker 3: We've done? What else? Tell me? Are you done?

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Speaker 1: You could force cock deep into cracks for a complete seal.

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Speaker 3: Why why, why? Why do I want to buy cock?

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Speaker 3: You're terrible at your job, noise.

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Speaker 3: You're here, You're not listening to a single thing that

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Speaker 3: I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Just picture the joy on your girlfriend's face when she

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Speaker 1: wakes up on Christmas morning with cock in her stocking.

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Speaker 3: Why would I want to get cock to my girlfriend?

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Speaker 1: Maybe she's got grime and mildew on her tub and

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Speaker 1: you'd like to reseal it for her. Women love a

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Speaker 1: handyman around the house.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna get my girlfriend cock.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you should ask her why she phoned upped you. Hey, Patrick,

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Speaker 1: my name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show, and your girlfriend Giselle is playing a joke

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Speaker 1: on you.

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Speaker 3: My god, maybe thought we got good my god, Oh

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Speaker 3: my god, you want to.

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Speaker 1: It's a radio prank, you little.

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Speaker 3: Radio you got phone tap? Oh my god. Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: guess what you're getting for Christmas? What they're gonna get

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Speaker 3: a lot of almond cog.

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre

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Speaker 1: recorded with permission granted by all participates.

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Speaker 3: The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 3: the Morning Show