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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.

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Speaker 2: Elvis Duran.

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Speaker 3: The Elvis Duran phone tap The return of Michael Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 3: Listen to this email. Dear Elvis Duran. Dominic Palmary hates telemarketers.

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Speaker 3: He despises them so much. One night he went out

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Speaker 3: and bought that Tella Zapper, that thing you hook up

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Speaker 3: to your phone line to help prevent phone marketers from

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Speaker 3: getting through. Well, now he gets annoyed when the machine

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Speaker 3: doesn't work. He spent all that money and they still

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Speaker 3: get through. This is a job for Michael Oppenheimer. He

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Speaker 3: should be the next telemarketer to break through the Tella

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Speaker 3: Zapper barrier. This comes to us from a NET. Now

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Speaker 3: ANETT wants us to play this phone tap on. Dominic

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Speaker 3: Palmary Scary is going to play the part of Michael Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 1: A NETT will be listening in on the call. Here

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Speaker 1: we go a good morning. Listen to mister Michael oppenheimen

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Speaker 1: with Onday dot Com.

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Speaker 4: How are you doing today's sir? Okay, we're here with

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Speaker 4: a wonderful product called Meatball Magic.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm on a do not call list. Please we

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Speaker 5: move my from you and Liz.

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Speaker 4: We don't have any record of that at this time, sir,

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Speaker 4: you can make your own meatballs in minutes and store them.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm not. I'm really not interested in it.

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Speaker 1: A meatball magic is in meeting.

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Speaker 5: There's no reason to go on, sir. I'm not interested

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Speaker 5: in your product, but.

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Speaker 1: You could make nine meatballs in just seconds, Sir.

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Speaker 5: I don't need meatballs?

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Speaker 1: Are you Italian?

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Speaker 5: Sir? I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: Are you Italian?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer from dot com.

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Speaker 5: You just called me, sir.

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Speaker 1: I guess we didn't finish our conversation.

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Speaker 2: Sir, No we did.

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Speaker 5: I'm not interested in the product.

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Speaker 4: You can easily shape ground meat into perfect spheres as.

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Speaker 5: Long as they're tasty and they fill me up. That's

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Speaker 5: okay that the shape doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to order one of our metal now?

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Speaker 2: So I'm not leave me alone?

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Speaker 1: Italians and meatballs go hand in hand.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I.

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Speaker 2: Don't need your magic meatball maker.

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Speaker 5: Please stop calling. You start to make me aggubated.

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Speaker 1: Now, what is your credit card at this time the

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Speaker 1: cold day.

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Speaker 5: Of freaking hell, I give you my credit card number.

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Speaker 1: All I need now is your credit card.

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Speaker 2: I'm not giving you my credit card. Well, an idiot

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Speaker 2: send it to your house. Say to you that can

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Speaker 2: call over your house for Sunday dinner and you can

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Speaker 2: make the magic meatballs.

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Speaker 1: So can I have your credit card number? This time?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna hang out watch I already told you that.

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Speaker 1: Why not, sir?

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Speaker 2: Because my meatballs are good as they are? You know

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Speaker 2: I would make our meatballs.

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Speaker 1: How do you do that? Sir?

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Speaker 2: I swallow a handful of chop meat, and then I

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Speaker 2: press really hard. I pushed. You push your push, and

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Speaker 2: then they come out perfectly round.

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Speaker 1: There's the other end that's not very sanitary, sir.

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Speaker 5: Ah, Yeah, no doub because you start to make me aggravated.

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Speaker 1: Hey where do you live, sir by? Where do you live?

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Speaker 4: Well, that's what you seem to be getting disconnected.

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Speaker 2: This is I know you are, buddy. This is like

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Speaker 2: the fourth time you call me the last fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 1: You take some ground chop meat.

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Speaker 2: I listen, I'm calling the phone company to file a charge.

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Speaker 2: You take the meatballs, take the meatballs, star down your

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Speaker 2: throat so you don't have to call me anymore.

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Speaker 1: So you press the meat yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you press your face up against the

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Speaker 2: wall so you look like a squashed meat ball.

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Speaker 1: When you lift the plates are all perfectly rounded.

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Speaker 2: Right, yeah, for a perfectly sphiracle, right like your brain

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Speaker 2: with nothing in it.

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Speaker 1: How would you like to order at this time?

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Speaker 2: So you give me twenty of them? Twenty album I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna make nine out of time, so it's ire and

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Speaker 2: eighty meat balls.

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Speaker 1: I'm holding for your credit card.

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Speaker 2: Obviously, r O. The word no means I'm not interested

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Speaker 2: in a stupid thing. City Mark. You kill him, we

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Speaker 2: kill him.

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Speaker 1: Good morning. This is mister michael do hurt?

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Speaker 2: What is this?

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Speaker 1: This is mister Michael off and ask you about that

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Speaker 1: my cough.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, here's what I here's what I did of your

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Speaker 2: magic meatballs. Listen to this, you know that is what

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Speaker 2: that's my toiler ball.

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Speaker 1: So that would be a colossal waste the magic.

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Speaker 5: Yeah I know, I know.

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Speaker 2: Well that's what goes in there, colossal waste. Come on,

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Speaker 2: will cut it.

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Speaker 1: Out now, sir. This is mister Michael.

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Speaker 2: I know who to break this is. Cut it out.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Skewy Jones. When you've been phone tapped.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god. Yeah, this was on

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Speaker 2: the radio.

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Speaker 1: This was all the nets idea and that Hi you.

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Speaker 5: Got me, you got me. The guy was a paint

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Speaker 5: in the neck.

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Speaker 2: You want to let me go?

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre

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Speaker 1: recorded with permission granted by all participants.

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Speaker 3: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 3: the Morning Show