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Speaker 1: Doubles dirty little Secret?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So there's a group of friends and myself. We

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Speaker 3: go to our local Walmart and we'll open up like

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Speaker 3: cans of tuna fish and we'll shove it and like

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Speaker 3: the men's underwear and then sometimes the women's underwear, and

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Speaker 3: we'll just stay in there and wait to see who

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Speaker 3: you know, goes shopping for it, and whenever they grab it,

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Speaker 3: we'll follow them just to see if they ever catch on.

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Speaker 3: And most of the times they don't. But it's nasty.

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Speaker 2: I bet it is funny.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever taught that ninety nine things? We did?

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Speaker 1: This?

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Speaker 3: Pretty often? There's only up there, and it's like nine

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Speaker 3: to nine things to do to get kicked out of Walmart.

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Speaker 3: We try every single one of them.

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Speaker 2: Wow, okay, fun it's better than doing drugs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Now, if I buy someone to wear a Walmart and

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Speaker 4: it's got tune in, and I'm just gonna laugh about

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Speaker 4: it and be like, dang, that was you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: I do?

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Speaker 2: Sweet? What is it?

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Speaker 1: Whenever I go to a restaurant and I've been doing

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Speaker 1: this for about fifteen years. I always steal at least

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Speaker 1: one spoony.

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Speaker 2: Why you must have quite the collection, yeah, why?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I mean it's sort of the thrill of stealing,

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Speaker 1: but with like very you know, there are no real

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Speaker 1: victims to this crime, you know, and like I like

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Speaker 1: to see if I can just take a spoon without

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Speaker 1: anyone noticing. Sometimes, like if there's a buffet, I'll even

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Speaker 1: try to go for a serving spoon. I have about.

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Speaker 4: Wow, So some of sometimes it's just like a test

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Speaker 4: to se if you can get away with.

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Speaker 1: The spoon exactly. And then I also have like a

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Speaker 1: really great spoon collection. You know, have you buy a spoon?

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Speaker 2: Do you have your spoons on time or do you

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Speaker 2: use them? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I definitely use them. But there are some that are

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Speaker 1: like prize possessions, for sure.

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Speaker 2: What's your most prized spoon? The plastic one for McDonald.

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Speaker 1: No, I have standards. I have a serving spoon from

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Speaker 1: uh the mashed potato, the cracker barrel.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that sounds beautiful. Cracker barrel. Yeah, that sounds gorgeous.

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Speaker 2: I hope you have that on your wall.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really nice. It's like surprisingly heavy.

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Speaker 4: Well Thank you very much for telling it's your dirty

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Speaker 4: little secret. You've inspired me. Now don't worry. I won't

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Speaker 4: take your idea. I'll do forks going yeah, don't do knives.

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Speaker 2: Thank you Bye. What's your dirty little secret,