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Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, Alexis.

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Speaker 2: How many five hour energy bottles did you count in

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Speaker 2: the trash can? I think it was eleven?

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Speaker 3: Oh guys, fifty five hour energy?

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Speaker 4: My god.

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Speaker 2: Let's just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't explode. It's his fuel

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Speaker 2: for his parody song.

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Speaker 1: Today's song of the week is in well today's podcast.

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Speaker 2: There it goes. Let's start it now.

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Speaker 5: We've got some late breaking, fist shaking news. It's Brooke

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Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the morning. And my host may remember

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Speaker 5: this from last week. That Frenchman named Richard Claude, the

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Speaker 5: guy who built that twenty foot four tall model of

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Speaker 5: the Eiffel Tower using seven hundred thousand match sticks.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the Machticks guy.

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Speaker 1: But then he worked with the match stick company and

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Speaker 1: got special ones made.

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Speaker 5: If you haven't seen it, it's up on our Insta

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Speaker 5: stories at Broken Jeffrey, go see the picture. It's pretty crazy.

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Speaker 6: It's actually a pretty crazy story when you're talking about matches.

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Speaker 5: Because you didn't hear it. He got rejected by the

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Speaker 5: Guinness World Records for using the wrong kind of matches.

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Speaker 2: Not available commercially.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well they didn't have the sulfur heads on tip

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Speaker 5: of them, which is what you're supposed to use. Basically,

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Speaker 5: wasted eight whole years of his life. Whooa over four thousand,

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Speaker 5: two hundred man hours building this thing, only to have

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Speaker 5: Guinness saying nope, doesn't count.

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Speaker 2: But here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Would we be talking about him if they immediately like

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Speaker 1: like cool.

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Speaker 4: You would not have Ye'd be talking about him. It

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Speaker 4: was like cool broke the record.

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Speaker 5: Guinness came out with a statement saying they may have

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Speaker 5: been a little heavy handed in the rules for this

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Speaker 5: particular case, so it sounded logical. Well, they agreed to

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Speaker 5: go take a second look, and they had more experts

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Speaker 5: show up to examine the structure.

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Speaker 2: How many magic experts can there be?

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Speaker 5: There's more than you think. And the result is he

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Speaker 5: used the wrong glue too. I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 7: Now.

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Speaker 5: They awarded him the Guinness World Record title.

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Speaker 2: Hey, come on, why have we come back? It helped

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Speaker 2: you out.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna work on that next. But ask for Richard.

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Speaker 5: He says, quote. The whole ordeal has been an emotional

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Speaker 5: roller coaster, but it's important to know that he never

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Speaker 5: once lost hope.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 5: That's how I feel going into our shock collar question

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Speaker 5: of the day.

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Speaker 8: Lots and lots.

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Speaker 5: Of critics out there about our own digital Jake, but

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Speaker 5: I never lose hope. I always think he's gonna pull through,

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Speaker 5: prove him wrong.

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Speaker 2: That was quite the backhanded compliment, Jake.

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Speaker 5: It's the critics, not me.

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Speaker 8: Okay, I'll do my best. We have, on average, eighty

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Speaker 8: years to live on this earth, and frankly, I'm not

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Speaker 8: sure the four of you are taking advantage of it.

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Speaker 8: I agree, we spend most of our time here working

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Speaker 8: on Honestly, I'm not exactly sure what we do. I

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Speaker 8: want to say this is like a T shirt company,

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, we do have T shirts. Were a tank

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Speaker 8: top factory?

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Speaker 5: Oh maybe a crop top for like, I'm not sure.

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Speaker 8: Whatever it is we do, it's not important. What is

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Speaker 8: important is that we make the most of the time

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Speaker 8: we have left and go out there to experience and

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Speaker 8: do things that our Instagram followers can be proud of.

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Speaker 9: That.

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Speaker 8: That's why today you'll have to tell me the top

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Speaker 8: twenty most popular bucket list items in a Mortality Reckoning

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Speaker 8: after Life Beckon edition of blenty of twenty. As always,

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Speaker 8: and you guess the number one answer. You got that

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Speaker 8: silver Sane in your back pocket. Okay, let's start with

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Speaker 8: the person who proudly uses a bucket as a bathroom

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Speaker 8: at her family's log cabin.

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Speaker 2: That's you gotta remember to clean that thing out, though.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what time my dad left it over

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Speaker 2: the week.

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Speaker 5: We don't need the rest bucket list.

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Speaker 2: It's called the chamber pot.

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Speaker 5: Just what's on your bucket list?

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Speaker 2: Skydiving?

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Speaker 1: Show me skydiving, guy diving Number four on my list.

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Speaker 2: Next up is Alexis as a runner.

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Speaker 10: I've never understood it, but the amount of people I

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Speaker 10: meet they want to run a marathon, and.

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Speaker 5: No one actually wants to run it. They want to

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Speaker 5: be able to brag about running.

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Speaker 9: It's not.

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Speaker 8: Not hard run a marathon. Number five on my list.

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Speaker 2: She ran across country.

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Speaker 8: In the Mountain West. That's like barely jo.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to go with travel, but if you need

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Speaker 8: Traveling around the world visiting a specific wonder of.

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Speaker 2: The world one.

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Speaker 1: So we got to cross out all the specifics of

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Speaker 1: the world.

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Speaker 8: Okay, Jeffery, it's your turn.

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Speaker 5: I almost did this back in college because I thought

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Speaker 5: it'd be really cool, but my mom blocked me from

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Speaker 5: getting a dope tattoo.

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Speaker 4: That's a good one. I still want to do.

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Speaker 2: What were you going to get? I'm so curious.

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Speaker 5: I was going to get my frat letters right about

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Speaker 5: my lower Oh my god, got a joke on my

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Speaker 5: upper back.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, God, that was the smartest choice your mom

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Speaker 1: ever made.

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Speaker 5: Would be so cool.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, get a tattoo. Number ten on my list.

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Speaker 1: We're back to brook Dange.

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Speaker 5: Someone with the same last name as you.

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Speaker 8: It's not weird.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say bungee jumping. I'm gonna stick to my extreme.

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Speaker 8: Sports bungee jumping number twelve on my list. Down, we're

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Speaker 8: over to Alexis.

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Speaker 2: I feel like.

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Speaker 10: People like to do like dangerous things too, like that,

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Speaker 10: like maybe swimming with like sharks, Yeah you know, but

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Speaker 10: also more people maybe swim with dolphins because it's less scary.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what they're thinking.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna stick with swimming with sharks.

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Speaker 8: Swimming with sharks or dolphins number three on.

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Speaker 5: My list, more than animals don't have sharks.

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Speaker 8: One, three, four, and five. Off the board. Jose, it's

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Speaker 8: your turn and you have the silver save in your pocket.

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Speaker 6: I want to say, ride a roller coaster, But I

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Speaker 6: feel like normal people write roller coaster, so I'm just

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Speaker 6: gonna go.

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Speaker 4: With the same for it. Wait, no, this is not

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Speaker 8: Ride a roller coaster did not make the top twenty.

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Speaker 8: It was around the thirties or forties on my list

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Speaker 8: of researching, so it's still is on people's list like

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Speaker 8: many others. I have a silver say you're right and

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Speaker 8: it's Jeffreys turn.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna stick with the theme of things I

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Speaker 5: in an airplane. Jake wouldn't let it happen.

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Speaker 8: Join the Mile High Club did not make the top twenty. Out,

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Speaker 8: We're back to Brooks.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, climb the Eiffel Tower because you can

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Speaker 1: walk up the Eiffel Tower.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh scale.

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Speaker 8: Without permission. That's the rail way to do it. Climb

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Speaker 8: the Eiffel Tower did not make the top twenty. Brook

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Speaker 8: Is out. We're down to Alexis and jose Next wrong

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Speaker 8: answer loses Alexis. We're of the top twenty most popular

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Speaker 8: bucket list. What do you got for?

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Speaker 10: I'm kind of thinking like a life event like get married.

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Speaker 5: Some people achieve that multiple times.

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Speaker 8: Show off get married and have kids at number nine

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Speaker 8: on the list, So far down, Jose need this to

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Speaker 8: stay alive.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna say, pursue a career like pursue your dream career.

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Speaker 2: Oh, dream job.

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Speaker 8: Pursue a dream career. Did not make the top twentye.

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Speaker 5: Whose bucket list would be like, I want to work

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Speaker 5: the things you.

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Speaker 8: Guys missed on the list. Number two. Learn a foreign language,

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Speaker 8: easy there, number seven, hot air, balloon ride eight, Build

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Speaker 8: or own your dream home eleven, start your own business thirteen,

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Speaker 8: move somewhere far away, fourteen, write a book. Fifteen Meet

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Speaker 8: a particular celebrity or hero. Overcome a fear, invent something new,

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Speaker 8: go back to school, learn an instrument, and learn how

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Speaker 8: to dance. Rounds out the top twenty. So that means

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Speaker 8: Alexis is our winner. Okay, that was plenty plenty.

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Speaker 5: All right, Alexis, go to work. You get to choose

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Speaker 5: who gets shocked today. And somebody's gonna be singing by

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Speaker 5: you a drank, by tea pain.

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Speaker 2: Who's gonna be oh, Jeff for your terrible tattoo. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's embarrassing, and I can guarantee. He's saying this very loud.

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Speaker 5: I'm a buy you a drink.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna take you home with me.

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Speaker 5: I got money in the back, Chuck Collar.

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Speaker 9: Question of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: We're celebrating Valentine's Week here at Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 5: the Morning.

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Speaker 2: More Love.

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Speaker 5: By the way, make sure to follow our podcast, subscribe

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Speaker 5: and rate it while you're there too, if you really

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Speaker 5: want to show us some love. And there's a brand

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Speaker 5: new dating app that's making news today a little bit

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Speaker 5: different than your typical swipe and match though, okay, because

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Speaker 5: this one is called the Score.

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Speaker 2: Oh is this like a hot or not thing?

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Speaker 9: Man?

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Speaker 5: No, And it's not a hot or not thing. And

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Speaker 5: it's not just a reference to successfully hook and not

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Speaker 5: be scored with that floozy you know you must you

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Speaker 5: have to have at least a six hundred and seventy

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Speaker 5: five credit score even to use it.

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Speaker 3: Shut up.

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Speaker 2: It's a credit score.

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Speaker 1: Situation, it is, and once you get it's hysterical.

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Speaker 5: Once you pass the seven hundred and fifty threshold, even

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Speaker 5: more attractive singles will become available for you to swipe off. God,

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Speaker 5: because you know the old saying, the higher the credit score,

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Speaker 5: the hotter the love it.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 6: It is confusing, And I have good credit, but I'm

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Speaker 6: like totally unorganized and like, I don't know how I'm alive.

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Speaker 1: Give me a financially stable, put together man.

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Speaker 2: I feel I feel.

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Speaker 4: Like bad credit equals better in the sheet.

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Speaker 2: No, no, not anymore good credit.

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Speaker 10: You're buying nicer sheet.

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Speaker 2: True, I probably actually work for him. Good credit means

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Speaker 2: you're actually washing your sheets, true, or.

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Speaker 5: At least hiring someone to do it for you. Basically,

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Speaker 5: this is a dating app only for people with good

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Speaker 5: to excellent credit, and it helps to raise awareness about

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Speaker 5: the importance of finances. And if you're wondering, they do

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Speaker 5: actually check your credit score?

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Speaker 2: Oh they do.

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Speaker 5: You can't just type a number in and hope that

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Speaker 5: they're gonna believe you, like I'm a nine eighty nine.

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Speaker 2: I promise they didn't think that's possible.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not, but probably is gonna hear from people

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Speaker 5: Those other Tarantia little spoons just this first Laser Stories

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna knock a thousand buns of your cash money.

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Speaker 5: The Stories out of Colorado, two seventeen year olds were

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Speaker 2: I think the mend to female ratio is real bad.

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Speaker 5: The rest of the ten cleanest places include West Virginia, Maine, Vermont, Utah.

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Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Why are so many singles flocking to one specific spot

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Speaker 1: Not only that Battle of the tender dates, people like

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we have a lot of dating stuff here.

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Speaker 5: But there's something called dating app fatigue, and it's a

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Speaker 2: But then not.

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Speaker 9: Exactly.

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Speaker 2: I want you to find love those dating apps. You

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Speaker 5: So instead, events like speed dating and singles mixers and

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Speaker 2: It's so funny that speed dating is now a good option.

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Speaker 1: It is like when speed dating first came out, people

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Speaker 6: Now young people are like, let me tell you something

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Speaker 5: But they're actually getting more creative with these now, Like,

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Speaker 1: You know, there's at least three people just standing there

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Speaker 5: Well, that that makes so much more sense to meet

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Speaker 5: It's like an uber, like you don't rate them until

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Speaker 6: And this is good for me because I'll be crying

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Speaker 4: Looking for me, Like, Okay, my guy's crying by himself.

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Speaker 5: Then they'll send you a new photo of a different

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Speaker 2: So you're getting the backups of the people that didn't

451
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Speaker 2: get swiped.

452
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Speaker 5: Right on, Alexis. Would you go to a singles event

453
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Speaker 5: like that one? Assuming all the drinks are free for

454
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Speaker 5: you and there's the bathrooms of your friends.

455
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Speaker 2: You can't ever say that drinks are free. She'll go

456
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Speaker 2: to anything. It was a bad question, especially with the drinks.

457
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Speaker 5: There's another popular dating event in La called Game Night Socials,

458
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Speaker 5: where singles are meeting up at this giant warehouse with

459
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Speaker 5: tables of different games, like like they have Jenga at

460
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Speaker 5: one table, Cards Against Humanity, They've got Mario Kart set up,

461
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Speaker 5: and they're all.

462
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Speaker 1: Simple games so you don't have to spend twenty minutes

463
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Speaker 1: learning the rules exactly.

464
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Speaker 5: So when you go around playing them as you meet

465
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Speaker 5: new people, and that's that's to see if you have

466
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Speaker 5: a connection that way.

467
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Speaker 2: Would you do that one, Jose?

468
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Speaker 6: I think I would, But it's dangerous that they have

469
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Speaker 6: video games incorporated, because I would just be on Mario

470
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Speaker 6: Kart and then I would have hoard the games, and

471
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Speaker 6: then I'd be telling everyone how to play the game alone.

472
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Speaker 5: Probably get a little competitive start calling them.

473
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Speaker 4: I'm like, look, I'm a streamer following me on kids.

474
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Speaker 2: It sounded fun, Intel Jose with.

475
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Speaker 5: You now back to crying host in front of the Mario.

476
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Speaker 4: I'll go back to the first event.

477
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Speaker 5: Experts are saying attendance that these in person events has

478
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Speaker 5: grown forty two percent in the last year, and it's

479
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 5: even higher now than it was pre pandemic.

480
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Speaker 4: Dude, I wonder why it is the burnout that's gotta

481
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 4: be it.

482
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Speaker 10: Yeah, people are sick of the dayd hold back the

483
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 10: hot people too for money.

484
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Speaker 2: Actually, so you think game Night's gonna pull out all

485
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Speaker 2: the audies.

486
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Speaker 5: But another huge thing that's blowing up are athletic dating events.

487
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Speaker 4: Oh this sounds like.

488
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Speaker 5: Pickleball dating meetups. Those are up one hundred and sixty

489
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Speaker 5: three percent. Even spin class mixers one hundred and thirty

490
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Speaker 5: five percent.

491
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Speaker 2: Is that worse?

492
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Speaker 6: I'm not really sure.

493
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Speaker 2: Go to spin class that is like it's dark, the

494
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Speaker 2: music is so loud.

495
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Speaker 5: I guess maybe the bikes are like facing directly at

496
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Speaker 5: each other and you pedal for a mile and then

497
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Speaker 5: switch one bike to the left, heavily breathing online dating. Sorry,

498
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Speaker 5: let me clip for a second. Now you might be wondering, Okay,

499
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Speaker 5: so how are all the dating apps dealing with the shift?

500
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 8: Yeah?

501
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Speaker 2: Are they trying to get into events now because of it?

502
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 5: Well, you think about it, they were getting There's millions

503
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 5: and millions of people signing up to their apps just

504
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 5: a couple of years ago, and now the numbers are slumping. Okay,

505
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,679
Speaker 5: like match Group, which is the people who own like

506
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 5: Tinder and Sexy Dyslexics, all the popular that you gotta

507
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 5: want to find real man. But since hitting their peek

508
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,119
Speaker 5: back in twenty twenty one, stock shares for those apps

509
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 5: have lost eighty percent of their value. Same with Bumble

510
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:40,879
Speaker 5: down eighty percent.

511
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Speaker 1: I wonder the Bubble owner just sold her like she's out, She's.

512
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 3: Like, I'm done, take your billion dollars.

513
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 5: Because everybody's saying there's so many people on the apps

514
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 5: now that everybody kind of starts to look and talk

515
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Speaker 5: the same.

516
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean kind I mean because everyone's using chat, GPT,

517
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Speaker 1: probably bios.

518
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 4: Each other up.

519
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, all using the same filters.

520
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 2: On the photos too, So exactly.

521
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Speaker 5: The apps are also shifting and they're trying to create

522
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 5: in person events. Now we're weird.

523
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we are going back to full circle.

524
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 5: Like bumble just launched. Bumble Irl encourages singles to chat

525
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 5: with people in person at community service outings.

526
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 2: Oh that's a cool one where you volunteer, then you

527
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 2: meet people.

528
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 5: There, go pick up some trash off the freeway, then

529
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Speaker 5: pick up a date on your way home.

530
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Speaker 1: I'd be careful of that because not all the people

531
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Speaker 1: picking up trash everyway are.

532
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 2: Free people and dates and days people.

533
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Speaker 5: Let's not get too picky, but people are dating like

534
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 5: it's nineteen eighty eight. Again, We're in person is officially

535
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 5: the way to do it. Now, meeting online you're almost ick.

536
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: So maybe we'll go back even further and you'll start

537
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: having your dad trade cows for you.

538
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, arrange a marriage that way?

539
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 5: Is that what you want?

540
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Speaker 13: Brooke?

541
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 2: I mean, how full circle?

542
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 5: This was gonna go totally full circle. It's Brook and

543
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning.

544
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

545
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 5: We rarely do this on the show because we have

546
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,919
Speaker 5: listeners everywhere, all across the country and around the globe,

547
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:20,680
Speaker 5: so we tend to edit out any local references from calls. Well,

548
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 5: it's further benefit because a lot of people they wouldn't

549
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 5: know what the hell they were talking about. But this

550
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 5: call is different. We're going deep into Florida. That's right.

551
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 5: It's a Florida tap with a woman who has an

552
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Speaker 5: Etsy business where she collects coconuts, paints them, and then

553
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 5: sells them online.

554
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 2: Normal Florida stuff.

555
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,879
Speaker 5: Absolutely, and one of our listeners told us that she

556
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 5: does this and said, please mess with her big time.

557
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 5: So that's gonna be Brooks job in your phone tap

558
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 5: right now.

559
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 9: It's another.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Lauren Ky.

561
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 13: This is she.

562
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 5: Who's this?

563
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: It's Valerie Shitsu from the Florida Wildlife Commission. Okay, are

564
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 1: a tough person to get a hold of. I've actually

565
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 1: come by your house a few times, but no one's

566
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: ever home.

567
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 7: How do you know where I live? And why are

568
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 7: you coming to my house?

569
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 2: Are you evading us?

570
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 7: Why would I evade you? What are you talking about?

571
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 7: What do you want?

572
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 2: Figured you played dumb?

573
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:25,639
Speaker 7: Excuse you?

574
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: Well, it's come to our attention that you've been going

575
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: around collecting coconuts and wow, so you admit it.

576
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, what's the problem with that? They're coconuts that it's

577
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 7: falling on the ground.

578
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 2: I had no idea it was gonna be like this.

579
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 7: So am I in trouble for speaking of rotting coconuts

580
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 7: off the floor. What's the problem.

581
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna downplay it. I see, Yeah, you are

582
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: in trouble. You're in big trouble in fact.

583
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 7: Okay, you're laughing at this.

584
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 2: Like it's nothing.

585
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: Most people know this, and hopefully you're not one of

586
00:27:59,080 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 1: those that pretends to.

587
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 9: Um.

588
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,239
Speaker 7: I'm not dumb at all.

589
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 13: Believe me.

590
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 7: I've been doing this for years. There's no problem with

591
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 7: collect running coconuts off the floor.

592
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,919
Speaker 1: Then you should know that you just violated an endangered

593
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 1: species law here in Florida.

594
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 7: Coconuts are not endangered species. What are you talking about?

595
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, duh, coconuts aren't animals, lady. Ye're talking about the

596
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 1: rats that eat the coconuts.

597
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 7: What rats are endangered?

598
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 2: Manates, rats, and bottled nosed dolphins. Are you They're all

599
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:26,959
Speaker 2: on the list? Look it up?

600
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 7: Are you? Rats and bottlemlo dolphins? Those go together in

601
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 7: a category. What are you talking about?

602
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: You knowingly violated Florida law by taking away the rats

603
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: natural food supply of rotting coconuts.

604
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's no. I don't know if endangered rats. Yes,

605
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 7: there's no endangered rats that I'm aware of.

606
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 2: For really, I don't know what your situation is.

607
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: But where I come from, and I've lived here a

608
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: long time, rats are revered.

609
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 2: In fact, we call them the ground eagles of the sewer.

610
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Speaker 7: I don't care what they're called, their rats, And if

611
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 7: they really are protected, they shouldn't be.

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00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: I see you're one of them, all right, one of them.

613
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, actually, let me ask you this.

614
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 2: Have you ever cuddled a rat?

615
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 7: Of course that that's disgusting. They're unsanitary. I have a

616
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,959
Speaker 7: right explained a lot.

617
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: In fact, I've got a dozen at my home and

618
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: we watch Wheel of Fortune every night, just snuggle up together.

619
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Speaker 7: Why am I not surprised to hear that?

620
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 2: And it makes me angry?

621
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 3: Deep deep haatron you to find out someone is taking

622
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,479
Speaker 3: away my baby's food source?

623
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how would you like it if I

624
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: starve your baby?

625
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 7: What are you talking about? That is not the same thing.

626
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 2: It hurts, It hurts, doesn't it?

627
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 7: It doesn't hurt me. This is stupid.

628
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 2: What are you even doing with these coconuts.

629
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 7: Well, for your information, I'm an artist and I paint

630
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 7: them and I sell them on Etsy and it does

631
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 7: very well, thank you very much.

632
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 3: What you just admitted that you're stealing the food supply

633
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 3: from tidy little rattlings and selling it illegally over the internet.

634
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 7: I'm all stealing anything. I'm correcting coconuts that fall on

635
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 7: the ground, which.

636
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: Many people just need to take note here, because we're

637
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: going to be tacking on commercial trafficking charges as well,

638
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: that's for sure.

639
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 7: Heave me a freaking break, lady. You don't know what

640
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 7: you're doing.

641
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: We're just gonna get to the nitty gritty here and

642
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find you actually.

643
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 2: What Yeah, find me yep.

644
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 1: I have all the evidence I need and that fine

645
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: will be ten thousand dollars.

646
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 7: Are you joking ten thousand dollars for picking up rotten coconuts?

647
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: Well, it's actually your lucky day, because it's either that

648
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars fine or eight hundred hours of mandatory

649
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: community service.

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Speaker 7: What picking up tracks like what I'm doing already with

651
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 7: your hugs.

652
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: No, you'll be rehabilitating rats at the Everglade Rodent Rehabilitation Center.

653
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 2: Is that yeah, duh, Okay, duh.

654
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 7: This is not a big deal. Everybody does this.

655
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Speaker 3: That's where it starts taking coconuts from rats. Next thing,

656
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 3: you know, people will be calling for the public execution

657
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 3: of Mickey Mouse.

658
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 2: Is that what you want?

659
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 7: Taking coconuts from rats? Is that? Really? That's what you're

660
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 7: calling this.

661
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 2: That's what it is.

662
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 3: And I believe it, and your friend Josie believes it,

663
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 3: and everybody here at this radio station where you just

664
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 3: got set up for a prank phone call believes it

665
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 3: as well.

666
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 7: Are you serious?

667
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is actually Brooke from the radio station. Brooke

668
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

669
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 7: Oh my god, Evil, you can.

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00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 2: Blame Josie, she said.

671
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 3: Apparently your Coconut etsya page is really taking off.

672
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: But I want to ask at the expense of what

673
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: and who's life should I fail?

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00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 7: The rest?

675
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 2: You are evil?

676
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 9: Wake up? Every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 9: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: Brook. Before you finally met your husband, how many dates

679
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Speaker 5: do you think you went on with other men? And

680
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Speaker 5: I know I constantly say this, but again, you can't

681
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Speaker 5: count family members. Well maybe for.

682
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Speaker 2: You that brings the number way.

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Speaker 5: I bring it up because one of our listeners has

684
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Speaker 5: had the goal to find a guy that she can marry,

685
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Speaker 5: and how many dates has it taken her to get

686
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 5: to that point? One hundred now two hundred. I know

687
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 5: she's actually been counting, and we were all shocked when

688
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Speaker 5: she told us the total number of dates that she's

689
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Speaker 5: been on to lead her to this point. But she's

690
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Speaker 5: hoping this last one might finally be it. We're gonna

691
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Speaker 5: try and help her out in your second date Update,

692
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Speaker 5: next second Date Updated. We get a lot of email

693
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Speaker 5: submissions for second dates on this show. Something just jumped

694
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Speaker 5: out about one from a woman named Bonnie and had

695
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Speaker 5: nothing to do with her actual date though. Huh oh,

696
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Speaker 5: make sure you're sitting down for this, because Bonnie says

697
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Speaker 5: she has been on the dating apps now for almost

698
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Speaker 5: two decades, decades longer than longer than Alexis has been alive.

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Speaker 2: Basically, literally sids have been around that long. I mean

700
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 2: like match and stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, like online dating has been a thing.

702
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 2: For that long.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for confirming what she said.

704
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Speaker 2: She's lying.

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Speaker 5: I don't know why anybody would admit to that in

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Speaker 5: an email. It's kind of a quadruple red flag.

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Speaker 1: Well maybe she's had a lot of relationships from these

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Speaker 1: things over the twenty years.

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Speaker 5: Sure, hopefully she didn't say that on the date to

710
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Speaker 5: the guy, though, I need to ask her, Bonnie, are

711
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Speaker 5: you there?

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Speaker 14: Hey, I'm here.

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Speaker 5: So let me just start the guy that you went

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Speaker 5: out with. We'll get his name in a second. But

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Speaker 5: did you tell him that you've been actively on the

716
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Speaker 5: dating app since the turn of the millennia?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 9: I did.

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Speaker 14: I thought it's an interesting fun fact about me. Like

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Speaker 14: I've actually kept count the entire time.

721
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Speaker 5: Okay, kept count?

722
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Speaker 2: Wait, like kept count of how many dates you've been

723
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Speaker 2: on from these?

724
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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Whoa?

726
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Speaker 2: How many?

727
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 8: How?

728
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Speaker 2: I'm dying to know how many dates can you do

729
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Speaker 2: in twenty years?

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Speaker 14: He was my one twenty seven date, one.

731
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Speaker 5: Thousand seven dates?

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Speaker 2: That's that is your system? Like you count?

733
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Speaker 1: A different person gets one count or can the same

734
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Speaker 1: person get like three counts?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm saying?

736
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Speaker 6: You know?

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Speaker 14: I guess I only count like dates, you know, because

738
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Speaker 14: I mean some of these guys I actually dated for

739
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Speaker 14: quite a long time, So that's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so every day counts as a first date.

741
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Speaker 5: Wow, you aren't you exhausted at this point after one

742
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,399
Speaker 5: thousand and twenty seven dates, you.

743
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Speaker 14: Know, it's not all that bad. Like I've ended up

744
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Speaker 14: with four long term boyfriends. Oh okay, I've gotten engaged

745
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Speaker 14: to two of them.

746
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Speaker 1: Okay, how have you not written a book on how

747
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: to do well?

748
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Speaker 2: I can't tell you'd be the spokesperson or make you

749
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 2: want to delete them? You know which it is? She

750
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 2: got engaged twice? I mean like she got two rings

751
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 2: on her finger.

752
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Speaker 4: She's not happily.

753
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Speaker 5: Married, more like how to not do I don't think so.

754
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Speaker 2: I think it's his success. I mean, it depends on

755
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 2: what you're hoping for, I guess.

756
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,919
Speaker 1: But like she's doing it right enough where there's real

757
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: relationships coming from this.

758
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Speaker 4: That's a good point.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, Like it just never quite worked out all the way,

760
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,839
Speaker 14: you know, honestly, I just want to spend the rest

761
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 14: of the time talking about your horror stories.

762
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Speaker 2: Have so many.

763
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Speaker 6: We could have her on Battle of tener Dates battling herself.

764
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Speaker 5: Yeah. But I mean, okay, so you've been through a

765
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Speaker 5: lot of ups and downs in your dating life. How

766
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 5: cool would it be if after going through all of that,

767
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 5: you finally found real love On our show's sweet, that's

768
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Speaker 5: what I'm hoping for for you today. And it could

769
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Speaker 5: be the case with this new guy that you went

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Speaker 5: out with.

771
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what was his name? Did you tell me?

772
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Speaker 5: We haven't arned it? Yeah, what's his name?

773
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 14: His name's Grant.

774
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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, tell us about Grant.

775
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 14: Okay. Well, he asked me on to a restaurant and

776
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Speaker 14: I did not want to tell him I've been there

777
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 14: like twelve times before with guys on other day.

778
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Speaker 7: I did not tell him that.

779
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Speaker 5: Why didn't you tell him that? Why would that be

780
00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 5: a bad thing?

781
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 2: That's her boundary, wondering why she told him about the

782
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Speaker 2: thousand dates.

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Speaker 5: That maybe if he told him, he would have felt

784
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Speaker 5: like pressured to make it an even better date.

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Speaker 14: No, I feel like it to just be weird and

786
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 14: like second guessing what he wanted to do, you know,

787
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 14: like he mentioned the place. I'm not going to be like,

788
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 14: oh no, I can't go there, right.

789
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Speaker 5: I feel like that's what you want. You want him

790
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 5: second guessing yourself. You want to have the upper hand

791
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 5: in the day, the whole company.

792
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 4: He's like, what about here? What about there?

793
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Speaker 1: She's like, no, I mean, after twenty years of doing

794
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:31,720
Speaker 1: these this online dating she's still positive, she's still kind

795
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 1: Like that says something about who she is.

796
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Speaker 5: We haven't even called the guy yet, Brooks, So true,

797
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 5: he's judgment So tell us, sorry if we're just joking

798
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 5: with you, but tell us, I mean, how did the

799
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 5: actual date with Grant go? Run us through it?

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Speaker 14: Well, he showed up with the bouquet of flowers, and

801
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 14: I thought that was a really sweet gesture, Like not

802
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 14: everybody does that. Hardly anybody does that.

803
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,360
Speaker 1: Okay, so he obviously wanted to impress you. He was

804
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 1: impressed by you. What was your initial thought of him?

805
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 14: Honestly, it was kind of like you guys, Like, once

806
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,800
Speaker 14: I told him I'd been on the apps for that long,

807
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 14: he also had a lot of questions. Yeah, naturally, So

808
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 14: we talked about that, we talked about our job histories,

809
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 14: and I thought it was good, Like, I don't know,

810
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 14: the thing I've learned from all of these dates is

811
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 14: that I've learned like, most good first dates won't blow

812
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 14: you away, Like it's just finding sort of common ground

813
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 14: and the baseline of like friendship, and I feel like

814
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 14: the ones that do blow you away, but they often

815
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 14: end up having like red flags that show up later.

816
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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Alexis, how do you feel about that You're

817
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 5: supposed to establish friendship on the first date.

818
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 2: She didn't say you can sleep with them.

819
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Speaker 5: I'm glad figure out where the lines are. Overall, how

820
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 5: do you feel about the day? Like, how do you

821
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 5: rate it?

822
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,919
Speaker 14: I mean overall? I think we had a nice time.

823
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 14: It was like probably an eight of the end. He

824
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 14: chased me on the cheap.

825
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 5: Okay, So what has happened since this date with Grant?

826
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Speaker 14: We texted a little, but I think he's hesitant to

827
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Speaker 14: ask me out why. I don't know. I don't know exactly,

828
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Speaker 14: and I'm a little worried that if you get him

829
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Speaker 14: on the line, he's going to say something that I

830
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 14: should have changed about myself, like twenty years ago or something.

831
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Speaker 14: You know.

832
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Speaker 1: Well, I mean if he said that too late, right, Yeah,

833
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: youn't worry about it, like.

834
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 5: You've had a piece of spinach stuck in your teeth

835
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 5: for the last twenty years. Nobody said anything restaurant. Yeah,

836
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,439
Speaker 5: even the two guys you were engaged to never brought

837
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 5: it up.

838
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 14: So that's why I dumbed them.

839
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Speaker 13: Yes, I mean we can.

840
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 5: Change food in the teeth. Oh, hopefully it's as simple

841
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 5: as that. But we need to call this guy first

842
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 5: when we do your second date update right after this

843
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 5: hold on, Okay, second date update. Today, we're on the

844
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 5: phone with Bonnie, who's been doing online dating since the

845
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 5: websites ran on dial up. Oh you've got mail?

846
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 2: Oh is that true?

847
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 5: Had an AOL act It could be true. That's the

848
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 5: sound of love on the phone again.

849
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 2: I can't get up.

850
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 5: The Bonnie told us that in her email, and she

851
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 5: even said it to her date when they met up

852
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 5: in person at a restaurant, that she's been at this

853
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 5: for two decades.

854
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 1: But it didn't seem to affect him, like it sounds

855
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 1: like they just continued on with conversation.

856
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, that guy seems to be really nice guy named Grant, who,

857
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 5: even though he sat through the entire date with her,

858
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 5: has been hesitant about going out with her again. It

859
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 5: seems like we're going to try and nudge him back

860
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 5: in the right direction.

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00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 1: Kind of worried about you, Bonnie, because it's the I

862
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: am Because at the end she's like, what if it

863
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: was something I did that I need to change from

864
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: twenty years ago.

865
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Speaker 5: I mean, that's a normal reaction, Brook, isn't it? It

866
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 5: is for somebody who's been dating for two decades?

867
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Speaker 2: Is that usually how you feel after a date's gone wrong? Bonnie?

868
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 14: I mean, the date didn't go wrong, like it was

869
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 14: a really good first date. So I guess that's why

870
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Speaker 14: I'm thinking that, that's why you're thinking that.

871
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, but sometime to spin her magical first date into

872
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Speaker 5: some disaster.

873
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Speaker 2: Horror story such a sad statement.

874
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Speaker 5: I thought it was a really beautiful sentiment personally, Bonnie. Yeah,

875
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 5: I'm on your side, room, Bonnie.

876
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 2: How does Bonnie not have her own app?

877
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 5: Like?

878
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 2: Hey, we met on Bonnie?

879
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bonnie, maybe you.

880
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 5: Know, if this call doesn't work out, we'll hook you

881
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 5: up with some people to set that app up. Okay,

882
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 5: all right, let's work on Grant first. Here, I'm gonna

883
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 5: dial this number right now. Here we go. Hey, we're

884
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 5: looking for somebody named Grant. I'm hoping that's you.

885
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 14: That's me.

886
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 5: All right, Hey, we went and good work. I did it. Hey, man,

887
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 5: you're on a radio show right now called Brooke and

888
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning.

889
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 4: What's up, bro.

890
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 5: I con sense you're starting to hang up already. Come on,

891
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 5: we're doing a segment call the second Date Update here,

892
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,720
Speaker 5: and we really could use your help.

893
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 13: Sorry, what is happening?

894
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 2: Oh, this is fun, It's actually pretty fun.

895
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 4: It's all about you.

896
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 5: Well, it's about one of our listeners and you a

897
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 5: girl that you went on a date with recently named Bonnie.

898
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 2: A woman.

899
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 5: We're trying to hook you up with underage women. She's

900
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 5: definitely I don't think anybody thinks that this is a

901
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 5: of the age women named Bonnie. You went to dinner

902
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:51,359
Speaker 5: with her the other night.

903
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

904
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: She even told us that you showed up with a

905
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: bouquet of flowers, which was really sweet, a.

906
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 5: Lot of good stuff. We're just trying to figure out.

907
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 5: How did you feel about Bonnie?

908
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 13: I I like Bonnie. She had a nice smile, she

909
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 13: was really easy going.

910
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 2: Compliments.

911
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:09,959
Speaker 13: I thought she was a nice lady.

912
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 2: We had by maybe.

913
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, did you feel any chemistry with her?

914
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 13: I guess yeah, I guess.

915
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 5: There's definitely a little hesitation every time before you answer us.

916
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 2: That's so confusing. And you said all these positives.

917
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 5: Now, I will tell you this. She did mention that

918
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 5: she brought something up to you during the date that

919
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 5: she was worried may have been a red flag to you.

920
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 5: She wasn't sure that she's been going out on these

921
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 5: dates via the apps for almost two decades.

922
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 2: With breaks, with breaks.

923
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 13: Yeah, well that was shocking, definitely. I mean, I've been

924
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:50,399
Speaker 13: on them for a year and I'm ready to jump

925
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 13: off a cliff.

926
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 2: You're only a year in. Did you get some good

927
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 2: advice from her?

928
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 5: I would assume you don't want advice to be like, hey,

929
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 5: so I'm going to go back on the apps now

930
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,240
Speaker 5: and meet some other people. If anything, you should feel

931
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 5: like a lot of respect for her for like being

932
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 5: able to push through all of the ups and downs

933
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:10,839
Speaker 5: of online.

934
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 2: Dating really positive exactly.

935
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I mean I thought it was a little weird,

936
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 13: but I didn't make a big thing of it. I

937
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,240
Speaker 13: still was enjoying her company. I thought it was good.

938
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 5: Okay, because we were assuming that the reason you might

939
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 5: not be calling her back is because that could be

940
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 5: a turnoff for some men. So you weren't scared off

941
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 5: by that information.

942
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 13: Honestly, it wasn't the dating history. It was her job history.

943
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 2: Her job history.

944
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 6: Oh jobs, we did have like fifteen hundred jobs.

945
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 2: That's interesting. We didn't even ask her what she does

946
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 2: for work. Does she do something weird?

947
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 13: No, it's not that we were just talking about what

948
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 13: she's done what's letter to hear in all the jobs

949
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:55,720
Speaker 13: she's had. And it turns out that when she was younger,

950
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 13: she interviewed for like this stream job that she wanted

951
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 13: to end. She still seemed to kind of feel bad

952
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 13: about it. And I was going through the dates in

953
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 13: my head and I realized, I'm pretty sure I was

954
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 13: the hiring manager at the time rejected her and didn't

955
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:12,720
Speaker 13: take her for the job.

956
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 5: Wait, wait, wait, she applied for a job at the

957
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:20,959
Speaker 5: company you worked for and turned her down.

958
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 13: I mean I didn't know it was her obviously, but yeah,

959
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 13: like at the time, and I mean, it's so vague.

960
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 13: I clearly I don't have a good memory of the interviewer.

961
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 13: Why I even sturst her down? But God, definitely rejected

962
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 13: her from this job.

963
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 5: Did you tell her that during the date that you

964
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:36,399
Speaker 5: were the guy?

965
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 8: No.

966
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 13: Once I realized, I figured, like, oh, she's gonna hate

967
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 13: me if she figures this out.

968
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 2: Were you able to remember anything about her? Why interview her? Why?

969
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 2: I want to know why you didn't hire her?

970
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's what I figured. I figured she would want

971
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 13: to know that too, and I just don't have any

972
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,240
Speaker 13: answers for her. So I figured it's probly just safest

973
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 13: to end this because I guess I ruined your like

974
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 13: three job.

975
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you're not calling her because you're afraid

976
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 5: that in the future that information would come out and

977
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 5: make things weird between you two. But I have good

978
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,760
Speaker 5: news because that information is not coming out in the future.

979
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 5: It already came out to her because she's on the

980
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 5: line right now listening to this.

981
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 2: That is wild.

982
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's been secretly listening on the other line. Bonni

983
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 5: you there, Uh, yeah, I'm here.

984
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't do that work settings, but you can't

985
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: do it in this setting.

986
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 9: Hi.

987
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 14: Hi, Well, I guess I just I want to know,

988
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 14: like why, Like I guess I heard you say you

989
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 14: don't remember why you rejected me for that job, like

990
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 14: it was a long time ago.

991
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean, we're I interviewed so many people. This

992
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 13: was seventeen years ago. I mean, I obviously I'm sorry.

993
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 13: If I knew it was gonna be you, I would

994
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 13: have given you the job. But I don't feel like

995
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,439
Speaker 13: I have anything good to tell you.

996
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 4: The job was like Blockbuster.

997
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 2: Yes, it was her dream job. Do you remember who

998
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 2: you did hire?

999
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,240
Speaker 13: I hired a bunch of people. I really have no idea.

1000
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 14: So you hired a bunch of people and I wasn't

1001
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 14: one of them.

1002
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 4: That's a good point.

1003
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 13: This is what I was trying to avoid.

1004
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 4: Well, think about it, this one. You're so special.

1005
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: He remembered your Maybe he was No, he was too

1006
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: attracted to you and believed that it was going to

1007
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: cause an issue in the workplace.

1008
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 5: Grant, that's a good chance trying and say that to

1009
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 5: her right now.

1010
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 13: Uh, you were too beautiful.

1011
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 5: Go ahead.

1012
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 13: It's clearly I made a mistake. I really am sorry.

1013
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 13: I'm sorry. I can't I mean, I can't go back

1014
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 13: down a few years ago. I am sorry you didn't

1015
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 13: get hired.

1016
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 9: I'm sorry.

1017
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't think that she's upset about that?

1018
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 2: Still are you? Are you still upset about it, Bonnie?

1019
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 14: I mean, it's something I brought up than our date.

1020
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 14: So like it was one of those jobs that I

1021
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 14: just it was my only chance at it and whatever.

1022
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 14: But like, at the same time, I would not be

1023
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 14: the person to let that get in the way of

1024
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 14: this either.

1025
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: She swear she won't hold it over your head when

1026
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: you're in a relationship five years from now.

1027
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 5: I'm getting I'm getting Grant, How does it feel to

1028
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 5: reject someone not only professionally but personally in romantic years

1029
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 5: and years later.

1030
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 2: Oh yeahz does it feel good?

1031
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 13: Honestly?

1032
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 5: No, there you go. I'm trying to guilt you into

1033
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 5: the answer for my next question, which is, would you

1034
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 5: like to go out with Bonnie one more time? And

1035
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 5: we would pay for it?

1036
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 2: They say third times a charm, yes.

1037
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, or in Bonnie's case, the one eight times. Okay, sorry,

1038
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:52,760
Speaker 5: I'll say that, but I personally think that I feel

1039
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 5: the vibes going on here. We'd like to send you

1040
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 5: guys out on another date, my friend one hundred percent

1041
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 5: on us if you'll see bonb me one more time.

1042
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 5: And Bonnie, I'm just I'm assuming that it is still

1043
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 5: a yes from you, right yeah? Yeah, that way you

1044
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 5: can grow them and find out why he didn't hire

1045
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 5: you in person. But let's just get you on a

1046
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:09,800
Speaker 5: date together.

1047
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 14: Okay, I'm over at what dub Okay, I just want

1048
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 14: to see if this is going to work out.

1049
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: I won't.

1050
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 14: I don't want to live in the past.

1051
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 5: All right, that's right, dream guy, she forgives you, give

1052
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 5: her one more chance on us all.

1053
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 13: Look, I mean, if if she's okay with it, then yeah,

1054
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 13: let's go out again.

1055
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:31,760
Speaker 14: Oh ma, thank you, thank you guys.

1056
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're welcome.

1057
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 2: That's really cute and like a sad I lost my

1058
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 2: dream job.

1059
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 5: Way Jeffrey in the morning. Gosh, I sure hope he

1060
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 5: didn't feel pressured into saying yes to another day, feel

1061
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 5: guilt changed for crushing her dreams. We would never want

1062
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 5: to make him feel anything like that on your show. Yeah,

1063
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 5: we don't sue that over here.

1064
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:01,399
Speaker 2: Oh, I think that they could end up cute, you know. Yeah,

1065
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 2: she wasn't still angry about it.

1066
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,399
Speaker 4: She was the one upset about it. Yes, it wasn't

1067
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 4: at all.

1068
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 5: I'm just hoping that we get an update update out

1069
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 5: of this where date number one zero two seven stops

1070
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:16,399
Speaker 5: for rever now that she killed him, just like that's

1071
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 5: the last yet.

1072
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 4: She should work it into the vowels and they get married.

1073
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 4: You seven? Then I knew, Yeah, I know, I did.

1074
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 4: She's radio.

1075
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: She's the only one that could play that song at last,

1076
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:31,439
Speaker 1: and it really means it would like whatever I see

1077
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: couples dancing to at last, And I'm like, you're twenty.

1078
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 5: Two, what do you mean? She's been thank you next

1079
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 5: sorry on for too long. But if you ever need

1080
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 5: help with the second date, we will try and do

1081
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 5: that for you. You can email the show. We'll call

1082
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 5: that person who's not calling you back, even if we.

1083
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 4: Have to manipulate that.

1084
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, no, we don't like to do you no,

1085
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:55,760
Speaker 5: never mind, it's not our style. It's Brook and Jeffrey

1086
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:56,240
Speaker 5: in the morning.

1087
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1088
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 5: If you found a magic Genie lamp, what would your

1089
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 5: three wishes be?

1090
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 2: Gosh, can we wish for more wishes? Sometimes that.

1091
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 9: Rules? Yeah.

1092
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 5: Now, a lot of people probably be like selfish, wanting

1093
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 5: money and wealth and more wishes, But not me. I

1094
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 5: want simple things like the ability to miraculously heal any

1095
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 5: sickness with one forty second mouth kiss me. I do

1096
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,760
Speaker 5: say so. I feel we got to go fully seconds

1097
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 5: if you want to be healed, So everybody line up.

1098
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:39,399
Speaker 2: It feels like some people would still choose to be.

1099
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 5: Sick on them. And second, I'd probably wish for a

1100
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 5: retractable wall in the studio so Brooke can't ole me

1101
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 5: from across the room every single morning like she always does.

1102
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,280
Speaker 5: The barrier there.

1103
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 2: And it's not ugly. I can't see very well, so

1104
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 2: it is actually squinty.

1105
00:50:56,080 --> 00:51:01,280
Speaker 5: Jeff and finally, I would wish to lose my golden

1106
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 5: pipes forever. Oh no, this sultry voice is my curse

1107
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 5: because people keep wanting to hear me sing with it.

1108
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 5: Whymy I know all of our listeners are wishing to

1109
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 5: hear a brand new song of the week right now,

1110
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 5: and your wish is about to be granted. Here it comes, Brooks.

1111
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 5: Stop looking at me. You cannot take your eyes off me.

1112
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 5: I don't know what's wrong with you. I'm doing my

1113
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 5: song of the week.

1114
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,720
Speaker 2: Ok, I'm just looking person talking.

1115
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:29,399
Speaker 8: Get over.

1116
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 5: It looks the other way I'm doing, so it's coming up.

1117
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 5: Oh is that a song in my throats? Or am

1118
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 5: I just happy to see you? I want to know

1119
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 5: it's for my song of the week.

1120
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 2: The right answer to that question.

1121
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 4: When you think.

1122
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Speaker 5: About the most undesirable, least appealing jobs in the world,

1123
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 5: there's one profession that's dirtier than a portable toilet cleaner,

1124
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 5: more unsavory than a highway roadkill collector, Oh my god,

1125
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 5: more soul shattering than being a Lexus's auto insurance. Even

1126
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 5: lower than that, I'm talking about being a morning radio DJ. O. God,

1127
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 5: there we are. I know the listeners get to hear

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00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 5: all the fun stuff on the show, So they probably

1129
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 5: don't understand because we're just joking and laughing all day

1130
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 5: in their minds.

1131
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 2: And we do love our job, but we're not exactly respected.

1132
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, and look, if I pulled back the curtain of radio,

1133
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 5: let's just say even the backside of that curtain is

1134
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 5: absolutely disgusting. Radio is the lowest rung of the entertainment industry.

1135
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 2: Somehow, are below stand up comedy.

1136
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:53,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, below podcasters, and we have a podcast. Yeah, and look,

1137
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 5: we haven't even mentioned once that this is National Radio Week.

1138
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 5: Did you know that?

1139
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,360
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody knew that on my Facebook.

1140
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:02,919
Speaker 4: If you guys ever looked at my social.

1141
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 5: Well, it's usually too shameful of a career to even

1142
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:09,319
Speaker 5: pretend to celebrate. But luckily there is one person here

1143
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 5: who's willing to dip his toe into that audio cesspool,

1144
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 5: and that person, unfortunately is me. So I thought for

1145
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 5: my song of the week, we maybe should champion the

1146
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 5: slowly dying medium that we signed up to work for.

1147
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 2: That's right, we're here now.

1148
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 5: But because all of the big music artists I've been

1149
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 5: announcing that they're going country, all of a sudden, post malone. Everybody,

1150
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 5: I guess I gotta go country for this too to

1151
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:44,839
Speaker 5: keep up. That's why instead of doing Luke Combe's hit

1152
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 5: song when it rains it pours, it's Young Jeffreys, bunch

1153
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 5: of radio dorks.

1154
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 2: Ah, that is so good. Proud, I'm proud of that

1155
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 2: in the country.

1156
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 4: I'm proud.

1157
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 5: Wait to hear me butcher this country song. We'll see

1158
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:08,359
Speaker 5: here we go. I'm a point when I'm ready points.

1159
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 15: We dame morning Man, the show starred Real Bad microwdphones

1160
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:27,359
Speaker 15: are barrogan, so is the thermstad. But we pushed through

1161
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 15: chapter dude, book god or parka on just such another

1162
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:38,320
Speaker 15: can of a red bulls down. That's my sal and wall.

1163
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 15: Then we all come alive with the on air live

1164
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 15: playing the same six songs through your whole damn drive.

1165
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 5: But keep all listening.

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00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,320
Speaker 12: Cufs coming up in ten minutes.

1167
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 15: You can win a family cor pack of garden shows tickets.

1168
00:54:58,560 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 8: Go ahead and call our.

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Speaker 4: Re class line.

1170
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 5: We won't weigh your.

1171
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Speaker 12: Salt, gonna prodcast over about lain conversations on a signal,

1172
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:14,280
Speaker 12: No morse body than of talamation, and don't.

1173
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 4: Let a curse the words live for we broke the long.

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00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:23,360
Speaker 15: So we have been one drink or wears rock's bottom

1175
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 15: mother labor force.

1176
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 5: Turn on your local radio doll.

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Speaker 15: And you're sure there's been some per sig gonna line.

1178
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 5: Like the photograph a guy with the drummer.

1179
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 9: Of my room.

1180
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 15: Five our price closets for Arson, all of old.

1181
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 5: Station brands, keychain.

1182
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 15: But we'll pay off all your bills if you tell.

1183
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 5: Us the phrase that pace. We'll keep you laughing.

1184
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:10,280
Speaker 4: Keep your cheater and some dead airs.

1185
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 15: Only thing the weird fear and the famous snag will

1186
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 15: shops interview, carrot tops to and the live crowdcast upside

1187
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 15: of you tire shop can meet us in a problem,

1188
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 15: I said by the shower, and sure of voices make.

1189
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 12: Sound as the mood that the glasses bottle faces falling

1190
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Speaker 12: to the left's wife classes.

1191
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:38,239
Speaker 15: That's why I don't too meetings.

1192
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 8: They want the cameas home.

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00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 15: Our studio, staying from year's worth of coffee dropped on

1194
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 15: the floor behind the stations had dome.

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00:56:53,640 --> 00:57:00,400
Speaker 5: Like a side wall, a room of padded walls making

1196
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Speaker 5: weird praying.

1197
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,360
Speaker 8: Calls like an old man.

1198
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,840
Speaker 5: Now a flex on.

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Speaker 15: Muscles playing round the wag.

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Speaker 4: He said.

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Speaker 15: For the last time, Buddy, I can't give you tickets.

1202
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 15: I got one station tea and I was lucky to

1203
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 15: get it. You think we're tight with Taylor to Swim, well,

1204
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 15: then you'd be wrong. My Fox Hops six chops just

1205
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 15: a face there saying ain't no money getting better off

1206
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 15: Rick Lay until I got that midday shimp down in

1207
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 15: which you're tall working with tech that's been here about

1208
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 15: as long as dinosaurs just for the bunch of or

1209
00:57:50,240 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 15: Ramo dolls, less cool than Peppermint ord Y.

1210
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, you're not best friends with Taylor Swift?

1211
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 5: Shockingly No, if anything, she's probably avoiding us.

1212
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 10: I saw an old promo nail file the other day.

1213
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, if you want it text in seventy nine

1214
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 5: two free nail file for Yeah.

1215
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 6: I love how we have seven versions of them every

1216
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 6: time they rebrand the station.

1217
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, but seriously send your text. In seventy five night too,

1218
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 5: you could tell us what you thought about the song

1219
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 5: of the week listen.

1220
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thanks for sticking with radio you know, or

1221
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 2: on the podcast. Yeah, being here without your choice because

1222
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:35,400
Speaker 2: your parents are listening.

1223
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 5: That's well. Do then go check out the video online

1224
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 5: on our socials on TikTok everywhere at Brook and Jeffrey,

1225
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 5: you got a text seventy five nine two that says,

1226
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:48,480
Speaker 5: I remember meeting Brooke once years ago in a parking

1227
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 5: lot outside of a strip mall massage parlor.

1228
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, wait it all checks out. You guys

1229
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 2: a radio eighty business that will pay the radio advertise?

1230
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,120
Speaker 5: Well, they say, at first I thought it was one

1231
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 5: of those radio promotion event things. But there wasn't a

1232
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 5: booth around and she wasn't handing out flyers.

1233
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 8: Brook, what was going on?

1234
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 2: Still making the station money?

1235
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 8: Well if you missed it.

1236
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 5: Instead of singing the country hit from Luke Combs called

1237
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 5: when it Rains It Pours, I sang my own version,

1238
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 5: called a bunch of radio dorks, because that's what we are.

1239
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 5: And it's National Radio Week, and since all the big

1240
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 5: artists out there, like Beyonce air turning country, I thought,

1241
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 5: why not hop into my pickup truck, throw some Tobacci

1242
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 5: in my John give it the old hell too much.

1243
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 2: I don't even think you know what tobacci is.

1244
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 5: No, I I just felt right to say, but what

1245
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 5: are we getting? More feedback? Brook?

1246
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1247
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 1: I like this one that says, Hey, Brook and Jeffrey,

1248
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 1: my name is Jackie. Hey Jackie, can you guys please

1249
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 1: play the song Wondering Why by the Red Clay Strays

1250
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 1: and dedicated to my friend Shauna Tuto's Love you Number

1251
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:56,919
Speaker 1: one country fans.

1252
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 5: You know what, Jackie, make sure you keep listening to

1253
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 5: our show for the next four to six years, and

1254
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 5: I'm sure we'll get that song somewhere in there for ye.

1255
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 5: All right if you missed it, though, if you want

1256
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 5: to hear the song again, it's gonna be up at

1257
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 5: the Brook and Jeffery YouTube page, Facebook, Instagram and.

1258
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 9: TikTok Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1259
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 5: What today's player has been listening to our show for

1260
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 5: years and she has tried to come on to this

1261
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 5: segments many many times, called and called and called, was

1262
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 5: never able to get on until today when she finally

1263
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 5: got through and defied the odds. Let's meet your brand

1264
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 5: new player, Brooks. Her name is Sky. Welcome Sky, Thank you.

1265
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's your big moment.

1266
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 1: Say this, Hey, how did you originally find our show?

1267
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 13: Oh?

1268
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 7: Gosh, so I used to have to commute, so I

1269
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 7: was sitting on the road for an hour and I've

1270
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 7: been listening to you guys ever since then.

1271
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 2: Okay, So Sexty were stuck in traffic. There's no other options.

1272
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 5: Still, in years has still not made it to work.

1273
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 5: She has been listening to us to finally get there.

1274
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 4: It's an honor to know we were your sixth choice.

1275
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm so happy Brook is leaving the studio. And

1276
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 5: while she heads out, you know the game works. Guy,

1277
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 5: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1278
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 5: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1279
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 5: you do have to beat Brook out right to win.

1280
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 5: Are you ready? Good luck? Your time starts now. On

1281
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 5: this day. In nineteen fifty nine, Fidel Castro became the

1282
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:32,760
Speaker 5: leader of what Island Nation?

1283
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 7: Oh gosh.

1284
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:37,439
Speaker 5: The term spatchcock is used in cooking when you cut

1285
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 5: what in half? What famous singer is part owner of

1286
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 5: the old social network MySpace?

1287
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:47,120
Speaker 7: Oh what singer?

1288
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 13: Oh my gosh.

1289
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 5: Justin Kimmerly is Mount Saint Helen's currently considered an active volcano?

1290
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 5: Yes or no?

1291
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 6: Yes?

1292
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 5: President Franklin Roosevelt was afflicted with what debilitating illness?

1293
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:01,959
Speaker 13: I don't know, harder hearing?

1294
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:07,920
Speaker 5: Okay, not great here? I love that you don't know that.

1295
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 5: I thought you did great for your first time, this guy,

1296
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 5: And apparently since you've been listening for a long time,

1297
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,680
Speaker 5: it says on my screen or here, your favorite segment

1298
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 5: is the awkward Tuesday phone call?

1299
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,960
Speaker 13: Yes, absolutely always have them, don't we make Tuesdays fun?

1300
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 2: I like the Awkward Tuesdays.

1301
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 1: It's always like different situations that people find themselves.

1302
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:29,200
Speaker 4: In than the song of the week.

1303
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 5: No, I'm with her, and we normally give advice on

1304
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 5: that segment. What advice do you have for Brooks Sky

1305
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:39,520
Speaker 5: about how to give better advice?

1306
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 13: I like that to give better advice or.

1307
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 5: Any advice just in general life advice for I.

1308
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 7: Like Brooks advice. No, I think hers is usually pretty

1309
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 7: thought off, so.

1310
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:53,800
Speaker 2: You could have at least told me to shower more.

1311
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, you give just as bad advice as we do

1312
01:02:57,880 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 5: on the show. So if you ever need a backup,

1313
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 5: Brooks your turn? Are you ready?

1314
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 2: Sure?

1315
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 5: Your time starts now? On this time? In nineteen fifty nine,

1316
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 5: Fidel Castro became leader of What Island Nation. The term

1317
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,920
Speaker 5: spatchcock is used in cooking when you cut what in

1318
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 5: half chicken? What famous singer is a part owner of

1319
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 5: the old social network MySpace.

1320
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 2: Oh god uh pass.

1321
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 5: Is not saying. Helen's currently considered an active volcano. Yes

1322
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:31,600
Speaker 5: or no Yes. President Franklin Roosevelt was afflicted with what

1323
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 5: debilitating illness? Where in your body is your patella?

1324
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 2: Your protella is in your knee? And I always get

1325
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 2: that wrong. I feel like we've been asked that or

1326
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 2: maybe that was there's a lot of tella's all over

1327
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:44,960
Speaker 2: your body.

1328
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,880
Speaker 5: My advice to you is stop second guessing your answers

1329
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 5: on this.

1330
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:49,360
Speaker 4: Everyone has.

1331
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:53,600
Speaker 2: It was justin Timberlake.

1332
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:54,240
Speaker 9: I forgot.

1333
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 5: We'll see if that's right. First, we got to go

1334
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,400
Speaker 5: to the scoreboard with House A. We are inviting.

1335
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:01,920
Speaker 13: People to come down and get drunk at the Sheriff's office.

1336
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,760
Speaker 5: Okay, hey, place of drink.

1337
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:07,080
Speaker 4: Sky, you got to correct today.

1338
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:08,919
Speaker 15: Hey, I'll take it there.

1339
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 5: We go better than she even thought.

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Speaker 6: And Brook you got five water.

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Speaker 5: Sky Oh Sky, Sorry, it wasn't enough to beat Brook.

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Speaker 5: We're going to do an awkward Tuesday phone call to

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Speaker 5: your family to let them know that. But first let's

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Speaker 5: go over the answers on this day. In nineteen fifty nine,

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Speaker 5: Fidel Castro became the leader of Cuba. Spatchcock is used

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01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 5: in cooking when you cut a chicken in half. The

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Speaker 5: famous singer who part owns the old social network MySpace

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01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:38,840
Speaker 5: is justin Timberlake.

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Speaker 2: He's always making good investments.

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Speaker 5: Mount Saint Helens is yes, currently considered an active volcano.

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Speaker 5: It's the most active volcano in the Cascade Mountain Range.

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01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,960
Speaker 5: President Franklin Roosevelt was afflicted with polio and your patella

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01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 5: is located in your knee. So good on Sky. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 5: I can't give you any money. It was not enough

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Speaker 5: to beat Brooke. But just we're playing, you do win

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Speaker 5: a twenty five dollars Disney gift card valid at any

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Speaker 5: Disney resort, theme park or online in the Disney store.

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Speaker 13: My kids will love it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's perfect.

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01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:15,320
Speaker 2: Good thanks for playing the first time and getting through.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome.

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Speaker 4: Sky.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, no, thank you.

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Speaker 14: I was.

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Speaker 13: It was great to play.

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Speaker 2: Okay, good review. If you leave a review on our

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Speaker 2: podcast that would be great as well.

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Speaker 5: Okay, don't make a sound desperate.

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Speaker 2: I'm always thirty all.

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Speaker 5: You can do whatever he wants. Guy, thanks for playing.

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Speaker 5: We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time

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Speaker 9: On Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning