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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need ride?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 5: Do you need.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris. Welcome to another episode of Do

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Speaker 3: you Need a Ride? I'm Chris Fairbanks, I'm Gara, and

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Speaker 3: today we are picking up Chris is there.

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Speaker 1: I just texted him to say come down. He's watching

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Speaker 1: us from.

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Speaker 3: His apartment, very mysteriously. He is watching us in the car.

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Speaker 3: Whereas you know, we record.

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Speaker 1: Setting up our all of our very high end equipment.

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Speaker 1: I'm sortainly. I'm leaning into this mic. There is it

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Speaker 1: all right?

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Speaker 3: Got a little hot?

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Speaker 1: Didn't go too hot? It is a little I put

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Speaker 4: Okay, sorry, it's a good test.

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Speaker 3: It's a good test to do that.

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Speaker 1: They're here. That's about it, right?

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Speaker 3: Don't know it's hard to I'll just turn you down

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Speaker 1: Oh, I moved it down.

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Speaker 3: I thought we're good. Okay, here he's coming down.

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Speaker 1: And should I say sorry right at the beginning, because

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Speaker 3: It was great, was it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay it was. It makes me nervous to be

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Speaker 1: the guest of my own podcast. Yes, But what I

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Speaker 3: It just was a funny way of wording the description. Oka,

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Speaker 3: Actually we have guests last the last show with Karen

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Speaker 3: Kilgear was the guest and Henry Phillips was the co host.

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Speaker 3: But once you got in the car quickly you took over. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, in both giving you directions and conversation.

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Speaker 3: I just thought it was funny to say it that way.

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Speaker 3: Instead, it was very confusing.

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Speaker 1: I felt the I didn't. I felt whatever, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: to say is we need to start remembering to say

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Speaker 1: if you like this podcast, please review us on iTunes

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Speaker 1: so that we get good reviews and stuff, and thank

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Speaker 1: you for listening because we're so excited to be doing it.

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Speaker 3: Don't base your review on our show strictly on the

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, this episode has nothing to do with

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Speaker 5: Of our show.

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Speaker 3: Talk too much about the past, the past. They live

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Speaker 3: to iTunes reviews. There he is, there, he is with

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Speaker 1: Fresh attitude of the young and the youth. Hi, Chris there, Hi, Hi, come.

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Speaker 3: On in, Hi. There's a microphone for your mouth, your.

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Speaker 1: Wordhole than you are we starting, We're starting skateboarding. Skateboarder

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Speaker 5: I'm good? How are you? How are you? Too good?

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Speaker 5: We are going to the Burbank Airport.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that guy honked for hell, there's a lot going on.

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Speaker 5: No, not at all. I drive these mean streets every day.

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Speaker 1: Chris. Did you Chris there? Did you go to Vegas

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Speaker 3: Some of the roads in la are so old. There's

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Speaker 5: I actually don't even live over there. I just wanted

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Speaker 1: Oh that's great that you're going to do great.

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Speaker 3: I live by lax and I that's it's very inconvenient

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Speaker 1: And also the clean air with the negative ions, which

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Speaker 5: Sometimes your best isn't good enough.

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Speaker 1: And here we are back where we were before.

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Speaker 3: But remembering lyrics didn't beating.

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Speaker 1: You at that Chris Thayer was our digital uh content writer. Yes,

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Speaker 5: There we go.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I should have said.

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Speaker 5: That first, spelling.

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Speaker 1: I want you to become a typographer or maybe an editor.

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Speaker 1: Do when to indent, he will not put He is

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Speaker 5: He puts in Semi Collins, but he's not flashy about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just he really wants to break that phrase.

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Speaker 3: So oh yeah, take off, Kurt, Yeah, Vonna gout Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I felt bad when I read.

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Speaker 5: I've been using them like crazy. I love using semi colons.

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Speaker 1: It's a series, so you're trying to prove you went

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Speaker 1: Kurt, Come on, God, Kurt.

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Speaker 3: Just got a text. We're multimedia podcast speaking a digital writing.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't forget to text us that.

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Speaker 3: Why do we keep getting in wrecks in your questions?

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Speaker 3: The other though, the uh, Mike Fleno posts our episode,

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Speaker 1: Technically, we just call him man Mike.

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Speaker 5: Has he gone up yet?

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Speaker 3: I think it just went up. Usually we like to

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Speaker 5: Nice. But I'll still be in New York. I have shows.

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Speaker 3: Till the end.

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Speaker 5: I wait till the end. I get it, I get.

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Speaker 1: It and look it up.

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Speaker 3: I guess we can throw our whole format to the

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Speaker 5: I love a podcast that hides the plugs in the middle.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think that's smart because they're.

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Speaker 5: Only for the fans. You know, that's right.

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Speaker 3: You can see him at cabin.

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Speaker 5: He thinks, what go.

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Speaker 1: Then, dude, Yeah, you've got it.

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Speaker 3: You've got the floor, they're not injured enough. Now that

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Speaker 3: you're in a car? Oh? Yeah, I just say unspeakable things.

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Speaker 5: I said a real hurtful thing the other day.

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Speaker 1: Let's hear it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's hear it.

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Speaker 5: I was driving behind a car that was going really

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Speaker 1: It's the worst thing you can say to someone in

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Speaker 3: Was it ausible to him? No?

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Speaker 5: I didn't even say that, Oh wow.

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Speaker 3: You just thought it. Yeah, well that's not I mean,

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Speaker 3: Sometime.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I can control myself.

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Speaker 5: You didn't let it out, so you.

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Speaker 3: Think about the bad things. You don't let him fly

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Speaker 5: Wouldn't you would any part of you have felt okay

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Speaker 1: It's loss of life, yes, loser.

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Speaker 3: Of your life. Yeah, and then some sort of song.

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Speaker 5: All dead people are.

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Speaker 3: That's kind of it usually I like to, but the

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Speaker 5: I came to l A in a well color shit,

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Speaker 1: And how long ago did you come here?

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Speaker 5: I came to la in July of twenty twelve, and

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Speaker 5: I was driven by Megan Keister and Alan Stricklan Williams

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like those I love them. They're so funny. And

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Speaker 5: They have a hand a fit. I think you guys comedy.

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Speaker 1: I think wait, were either of them City of San

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Speaker 5: They were just coming back down and they took me

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Speaker 1: I really love Meg and Keister. She gives me hope

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Speaker 3: I sure like her name women.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they prefer the term women.

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Speaker 1: The sketch group women like them. God damn it.

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Speaker 3: You're a part of the problem, Karen. I know it's

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Speaker 5: Comedian like Raggedy Ann, Raggedy Andy, comedian Andy. He's a comedian, Andy, Chris.

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Speaker 5: Yes, Oh, like it's like three hundred miles away.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's more north.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's further north.

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Speaker 5: It's like seven ice Heaven miles and public transportation is

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Speaker 3: Yes, you're really It sounds like you really prefer San

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Speaker 5: Well, those are the things I miss about it. I

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Speaker 5: don't know I like la I don't know that I've

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Speaker 3: It's that's understanding.

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Speaker 1: Don't fall in love.

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Speaker 3: Don't don't. If you fall in love with this city,

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Speaker 1: She'll break your heart twice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, minute you're in love, she turns on you.

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Speaker 5: Have you guys been through something?

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Speaker 1: Also, it's I don't I think there's nothing to love

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Speaker 5: I just tell people, like when people are thinking of

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Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, the weather's nice, and a lot of

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Speaker 1: And what you're not saying is there's this kind of

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Speaker 1: And that's what living in la is all about.

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Speaker 5: If I had thought of that, I would have just

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Speaker 3: Would you say psychics?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 5: That's one of the semi that's one of them semiculon words.

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Speaker 1: It is a cat or I bet and you looked

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Speaker 5: Oh I'm that kind of person.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think most people are.

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Speaker 5: Unless you're I just referred to it as negative ions.

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Speaker 1: That's what people on the West Side do.

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Speaker 3: I just call it rods and cones firing. That's your eyes.

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Speaker 3: I like San Franny. I did my comedy album there

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Speaker 3: and I found that that city is very, of course liberal,

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Speaker 3: was even touching on something that you know, liberal folks

451
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,760
Speaker 3: are known are supposed to be a trigger to where

452
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:34,280
Speaker 3: they're reacting and kind of being closed minded as a result.

453
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,080
Speaker 3: So they're so liberal they're being conservative.

454
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,399
Speaker 5: I see that happening where it's a lot of like

455
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,440
Speaker 5: it's they would rather it's like throwing out the baby

456
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,600
Speaker 5: with the bathwater kind of thing. Right, No, there's no

457
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 5: attention to contact sometimes. Yeah, so it's like, oh, you're

458
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,119
Speaker 5: talking about this at all, so it must be in

459
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,439
Speaker 5: a way that it's going to offend my sensibilities. Exact

460
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,879
Speaker 5: comedians are patently offensive or something.

461
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 1: Well, and also those people that have signed themselves to

462
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 1: be the police of everybody else. There's lots of police

463
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,320
Speaker 1: people up there that are like, oh, you clearly don't

464
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 1: know that. That's not the way we do it here.

465
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 3: And then if you do a show of hands here

466
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,760
Speaker 3: who here likes San Francisco, Everyone's like yay because they

467
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,679
Speaker 3: the houses and it's pretty and there's public transit and

468
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,680
Speaker 3: people are nice. But if you go there, they're like boo,

469
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 3: we hate la.

470
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

471
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:25,680
Speaker 3: I never understood that.

472
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,400
Speaker 1: It's because La doesn't give a shit about flee Cisco. Yeah,

473
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 1: I guess, and s Francisco. Like when I lived there,

474
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:35,440
Speaker 1: everyone feared living there. There's a lot of fear involved,

475
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,639
Speaker 1: at least for me. But then there's it's also the

476
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,040
Speaker 1: thing that they're so superficial and this and this and this,

477
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,640
Speaker 1: and it's like, well, basically, it's like it's like trying

478
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 1: to say, the big leagues in baseball, are they're just

479
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 1: using you or whatever?

480
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 5: I mean, are you taking about the one like the

481
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 5: one way rivalry between yes, Okay, yeah I got lost

482
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 5: for a second, but I totally see that for sure.

483
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there's a one way.

484
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 5: But I I don't know. It's weird comedically, I feel

485
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 5: like I have been having to adjust because audiences are

486
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 5: a lot more patient up there though. For sure.

487
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you'll find while you're in New York

488
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:17,360
Speaker 3: patients will be given to you. Yeah, and you'll love it.

489
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 5: But I don't know. I mean, i'd like to, you know,

490
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:23,159
Speaker 5: I want to be good performing in both kinds of places.

491
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, none of these none of these shitholes are Boise, Idaho.

492
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 3: That's the best place you could ever tell jokes?

493
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 1: Is that true?

494
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 3: Be town I used to like. I don't know, I'm

495
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:37,400
Speaker 3: kind of kidding, but there are random little non city

496
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:42,040
Speaker 3: spots that are really terrific to format. That's all I'm saying. Yeah,

497
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:43,920
Speaker 3: defending the old road.

498
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 5: Bloomington is really fun.

499
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 3: Yeah.

500
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,160
Speaker 5: No, smaller town, but I mean those are like college.

501
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Madison is one of my favorite places. It's

502
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:56,199
Speaker 3: just like, look at all these happy young people that

503
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 3: are like the people I grew up around being a

504
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Speaker 3: Montana person.

505
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 1: Every show I've ever done in Canada has been incredible.

506
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 3: Isn't Canada just a great trucking greatest in Canada, Chris.

507
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 5: I've never been. I uh, I want, I would really

508
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,159
Speaker 5: like to go. I feel like I'm gonna have some

509
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 5: trouble though, I got it. Do you I like ten

510
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 5: years ago? Oh okay, and I think they're pretty strict

511
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 5: on that.

512
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 3: But after seven years doesn't it kind of Yeah?

513
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 1: I think there's a there's an old time lapse thing.

514
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 5: I'm glad I made that public.

515
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 3: Jesus too, out our Canadian fans.

516
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 1: Let's tell them about all the times we've been in jail.

517
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 3: We keep getting tweeted by their border patrol, so I

518
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,160
Speaker 3: don't bother going.

519
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:48,120
Speaker 1: Now they Oh God, turn it huge fans of the border.

520
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 5: I love just the border.

521
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 3: I love any kind of boundary. Anytime there's an imaginary

522
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 3: line and I shouldn't cross it, I love it.

523
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 1: It gets blood pumping. Yeah, get into it.

524
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:03,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh that line? You mean that one that decides

525
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 3: which one of us is mice and which is men?

526
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 3: And then I either I usually don't cross it.

527
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 5: I like to hop back and forth between the I'm

528
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 5: a mice man, I mean I'm a mouse man.

529
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,239
Speaker 3: Would if I don't want to decide between those and

530
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 3: I'm a bunny rabbit and then you just hop around.

531
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 5: It's kind of like or like a kangaroo would be

532
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 5: like between the two, right, it kind of looks like

533
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 5: a mouse looks like and you were shaking your head.

534
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 3: No, like my bunny rabbit.

535
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,640
Speaker 1: That's why I can't be in an improv class.

536
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 3: So much negation, yell you do no, end me quite

537
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 3: a bit.

538
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 5: No.

539
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 1: Actually, I was thinking man as a phrase. I liked it.

540
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,360
Speaker 1: Something about it that's super appealing. He's a plural singular.

541
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 5: Yes, it's good.

542
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 1: Like he's got a lot of mice on him.

543
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 3: Oh that would be cool because everyone else was just

544
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 3: thinking of a guy in a suit that just had

545
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 3: whiskers and not me.

546
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 1: I'm super different.

547
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 3: A man, I'm a mouse man and he's covered in mice.

548
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 3: A man made of mice.

549
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,360
Speaker 5: Because it was a rat king.

550
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, do you know what a rat king is?

551
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 1: You might see a rat king while you're in New York?

552
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,679
Speaker 5: What I hope? So, I honestly get so excited when

553
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,919
Speaker 5: I see rats in the subway right because I like,

554
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 5: it's really real.

555
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 1: This is the New.

556
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 5: York is real.

557
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: All those movies I saw are real. A rat king

558
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 1: is when a bunch of rats gets tangled up in

559
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: each other. You've never heard of that.

560
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 3: You know their tails?

561
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess, yeah, they get all stuck together.

562
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 3: And then it forms a larger like a transformer.

563
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 1: In the shape of one big mouth.

564
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 5: Like one big rat.

565
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 3: I forget it a transformer name. He's made up of

566
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 3: many robots. Oh nuts, that's would be.

567
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 1: The most watch transformers.

568
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 3: No, it turns out none of us. Did I risk

569
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Speaker 3: bect everyone in the car.

570
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 5: For not knowing Optimist Prime.

571
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 3: Oh that is it is Optimus Prime. Thank you. Yeah,

572
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 3: he's like he is a robot that is comprised of

573
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 3: other robots with their own personalities. But then they get

574
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 3: together and they fight the septicons as one unit, and

575
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 3: together they can turn into a semi truck. Written by

576
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 3: a genius boys.

577
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 1: Stuff is so dumb.

578
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 5: Rats.

579
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,400
Speaker 1: This is the story about rats, rats coming into one

580
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: big rat.

581
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 3: I think the time I lived in Texas and then

582
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 3: I would see many armadillos and possums, and possums look

583
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 3: a lot like a giant rat. So then when you

584
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 3: go to New York and you finally see a big

585
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 3: one scurrying on the tracks, it's not as impressive because, hey,

586
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 3: you're the same guy that's been digging in my plumb garden.

587
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 1: You're no armadilla.

588
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, last time I was in New York, there

589
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 5: was a rat on the subway platform, terrorizing people, and

590
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 5: in the summertimes when people were in flip flops and stuff,

591
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 5: just freaking the fuck out running away from this rat.

592
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,439
Speaker 5: And my friend and I were watching, and you know,

593
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 5: kind of amused at what was going on, and then

594
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 5: I'm looking at my friend we're talking about it, and

595
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 5: he just he screamed in my face, and it scared

596
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 5: me so bad. I just screamed back. And it turned

597
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 5: out that the rat had like run across his feet

598
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 5: as we were talking about other people like encountering this rat.

599
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: Then it happened to him. Yeah, that's easy to point

600
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: the finger.

601
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:37,679
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.

602
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 3: And before Karen tells her rat story, I'll tell mine.

603
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 3: It was Halloween. Halloween. It happened maybe two weeks prior,

604
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 3: and I had this jack a lantern that I had

605
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 3: carved and it was just droopy and rotten, ready for fuck.

606
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 5: It was really.

607
00:28:55,920 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 3: Ready to just American pie. My dick in, well, you.

608
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 1: That's why you love Halloween so much.

609
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 3: And I have a black cat, and my black cat

610
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 3: was standing there and this is all stuff that you

611
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 3: see on a Halloween greeting card. I went to pick

612
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 3: up the jack lantern. It's like a time to put

613
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 3: him in the trash, and my fingers just sunk into

614
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 3: the side of it a lot like my.

615
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 4: Dick would have.

616
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:29,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, And it ripped, it ripped open, and

617
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 3: there was a fucking mouse in there.

618
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: And he went and the mouse was having a birthday party.

619
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 3: He well, nobody was wearing a hat, because as he

620
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 3: propped up, he was wearing the top of the pumpkin

621
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 3: like a little Jack lannern top hat.

622
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,719
Speaker 1: And then it said happy Birthday, grandson.

623
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 3: And right then my cat was like rot and he jumped.

624
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 3: A black cat jumped in the air and silhouetted in

625
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 3: front of the moon with a perfect arch back, also

626
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 3: seen on Halloween cards.

627
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 1: It was much of the story was true.

628
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 3: My cat. Okay, what is true is the mouse was

629
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 3: inside there. It was not true that the jack lantern

630
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 3: was being worn like part of a hat. It is

631
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 3: true that the cat leapt into the air. It is

632
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 3: not true that he art froze in front of the moon,

633
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 3: causing a silhouette that beckoned back man, back man.

634
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: Fuck, Who's there's a really good chance that both of

635
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: us every podcast have strokes.

636
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 3: I think I'm having the heat variety right now.

637
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a good chance.

638
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 3: Why am I wearing layers?

639
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 1: You always do?

640
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 3: Anyway, the mouse scared me, and I scared the cat.

641
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 3: I just like it when cats react in a human

642
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 3: way to something. The one time my cat walked through

643
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 3: a spider web and then he stopped and he's like ah,

644
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 3: and he was like looking at his podyssey of the

645
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 3: spider web was on him, which proved that he scared

646
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 3: of spiders. And I just missed that cat so much.

647
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: Out my cat Angus, who's also dead. I used to

648
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 1: we used to have a trick, like a dog trick.

649
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: He would sit down and if I got a certain

650
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: distance away from him and pointed at him, he would

651
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: me out. And it was he was hilarious. He was

652
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: so not like a cat.

653
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 3: That's like a dog style trick.

654
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 5: Yeah that is.

655
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: And it was a trick that he showed me he

656
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: could do like I didn't. I one time was like,

657
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: stop doing that and pointed at him and he mowed

658
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: back like he was assassing me. Oh wow, this is

659
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: the dumbest story I've ever told.

660
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 5: He turned it into turned his bad behavior into a game.

661
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that's great.

662
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: And then we'd literally at parties be like, come in

663
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: here to show you this thing. Oh, it's so terrible.

664
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: And then uh, and then he died.

665
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 3: Mike Cat. I didn't want everyone to think my cat's dead.

666
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 3: He just is in Montana and he's retired at night.

667
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: That's your cat that has feline age.

668
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 3: Yeah eight cat eight?

669
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 5: Wait is he really in Montana?

670
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I flew him on an airplane.

671
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 5: That sounds like a thing that like a parent would

672
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 5: tell their kids, fig ranch in Montana. Can we go

673
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 5: to Montana. No, there's no way to get there.

674
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 3: Sorry, it's all rural.

675
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 5: You'll go there one day.

676
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 3: Will That's how everyone if they're like kind of agnostic,

677
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 3: just tell your kid one day they go to Montana.

678
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 5: It's weird to think that your cat as is a loser.

679
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: He's such a loser.

680
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 3: Mine's not a loser yet. He's just really really skinny

681
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 3: and weak.

682
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 5: We're all we're all losing every day.

683
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: We lose every day. That's why we have to live,

684
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: live live.

685
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 3: I think we know what the tagline of this episode

686
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 3: is going to be.

687
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 5: Fuck off, loser, Kurt dead bitch.

688
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 1: There's so many possibilities. Chris, what when you go to

689
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: New York.

690
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 5: One second? Do you think it's indicative of stand up

691
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 5: temperament to only like quote yourself in the tagline of

692
00:32:58,680 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 5: what the episode will be?

693
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: Yes, you mean like we all pick our own lines.

694
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're like, what was my best thing that I said?

695
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: What was the best thing? It was definitely something I said.

696
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 5: I don't know if these other guys said something aids something.

697
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 3: I liked when I said Batman or back man back

698
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 3: man instead of Batman back man.

699
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: Yep, A great night out for you in New York.

700
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: What is it? You're up till four, then you get

701
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: a slice, then you drink twenty five beers?

702
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 5: Is this the intro to Louis?

703
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 3: That's what I wanted to fuck you got me. I

704
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 3: was gonna say another thing from the intro.

705
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: Do you stand at the comedy cellar doing a set

706
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: and touching the back wall with your hand?

707
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 5: Yeah?

708
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 3: You you let Todd Berry be grumpy in a scene? Yeah,

709
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 3: that's right, calling people out fuck by name. Sometimes Tod

710
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 3: Berry's grumpy and he's sometimes on Louis.

711
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: Tell me about what you're looking forward to going to

712
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 1: that city. That's the question. I'm trying to get up here.

713
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 5: I'm trying to figure out what to do. I'll have

714
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 5: a lot of I want to do a lot of

715
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 5: stuff in the daytime because I stopped drinking since last

716
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,359
Speaker 5: time I went there, so like going out at night

717
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 5: is not as enticing anything because of that. Do you

718
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 5: want no, that was like ten years ago.

719
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:16,800
Speaker 3: Okay, I start drinking like a year and a half, agotails.

720
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I appreciate it. I now't have to edit that

721
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:20,439
Speaker 5: out too.

722
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 3: No, I'm glad. I'm glad I uld drinking.

723
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: That's a theme.

724
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 3: Well, then go to the parks. It's not overrated Central Park.

725
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 3: I think it's cool that it's there. It's really I.

726
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 5: Want to do. I don't know. I just have a

727
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 5: bunch of friends that I want to see. I have

728
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 5: friends that are visiting while I'm out there, which is

729
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 5: great also convenient for me. I'm excited to do all

730
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 5: the shows that I'm doing and I get mugged.

731
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 1: Yeah you want. It's so nice there now boring.

732
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 3: I like new experiences and I've never been stabbed.

733
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 1: Well, then take the train to one hundred and sixth Street.

734
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 3: Is that the l I don't know. I like to

735
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 3: pretend I know. Oh, I'm thirty eighth and thirty ninth,

736
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 3: that corner Avenue and straight not Boulevard.

737
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: I really when I lived there, which was a couple

738
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: of years ago, but and for a short amount of time.

739
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: But I really, I just love that city so much. Yeah,

740
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 1: it's such it feels like fun things are happening when

741
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: nothing's happening at all.

742
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is the opposite of la It's just a

743
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 3: bunch of people rushing to grab groceries at the last minute.

744
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 3: But it just if you glance over and them, they're

745
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 3: all solving crimes.

746
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,760
Speaker 1: You're like Broadway Broadway, but you're just at CBS.

747
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 5: Last time I went there, there was like a line

748
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 5: to get into Trader Joe's with like a one in,

749
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,720
Speaker 5: one out policy, like a bouncer. I was like trying

750
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 5: to go to Trader Joe's. But I saw that.

751
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,760
Speaker 3: Oh wow, you know what, I've heard that about Trader

752
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 3: Joe's there. That's like a common thing they get so

753
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 3: weird they get that, yeah, one in, one out. Yeah,

754
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 3: it's it makes it like suns there.

755
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 5: It makes me feel so ashamed that I shot there.

756
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 5: Oh no, god, it feels like a cult, you know.

757
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 5: I mean feels like.

758
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 3: That everyone there's happy and wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

759
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's what's the thing you always get the Trader

760
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: Joe's item made by Trader Joe's that you always get

761
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 1: like some kind of an empanada.

762
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 5: Or I actually pretty boring at Trader Joe's. It's always

763
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 5: like raw unsalted nuts. Yeah, it's never really like it's

764
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,240
Speaker 5: not fun snacks anymore. Oh you know what, though, there's

765
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 5: a there's like these rosemary raisin crackers that are like

766
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 5: they sound bad, but it's hard to eat. Not a

767
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:50,240
Speaker 5: whole box in one sitting. Wow, they're really like tread

768
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 5: the line between sweet and savory. Ah, they're so fucking good.

769
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 3: That's a line I do like to cross.

770
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 5: That's a border.

771
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 3: I am familiar with sweet and savory state line.

772
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 5: I will go into mice territory.

773
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 3: I'm sheriff of both these counties.

774
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 1: Raisins and Rosemary sounds like, yeah, so you want stuffed quail,

775
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: but you don't want to deal with the bird itself.

776
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 1: Here's all the shit you love.

777
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 3: Is it raisin flavored? Or is there raisins in it?

778
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 5: There's little raisins.

779
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: Oh wow, maybe we need to have a trader Joe's

780
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: my favorite item. Party fun and that's all that's there.

781
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:29,439
Speaker 5: They're so good.

782
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 1: Then you have to defend what you brought.

783
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 5: I'm looking at pictures right now, and you are.

784
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 4: You're looking at.

785
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 5: My mouth is watering, So I think you gotta give

786
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 5: them a chance.

787
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: Okay, sharing you have pictures of those crackers on your feet.

788
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 3: You just brought them up. They're Jpeggs.

789
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 5: Their gifts actually animated gift.

790
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: It's you really fascinating of those.

791
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 5: It's the time lapse of them being baked into perfection.

792
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 3: By little keepler ill that used to work for Keebler,

793
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 3: but now they work for Trader.

794
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,959
Speaker 5: They still probably work for Keebler and then Trader Joe's

795
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 5: buys a bulk come out and then re labels.

796
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: That's their trick.

797
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 5: That is what they do.

798
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 3: They do that with tequila and stuff. You can get tequila.

799
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 5: They do that with there. But I sincerely did that.

800
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 5: But that is like a real morning radio thing to do.

801
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 5: I guess, just like, Yo, what's the relevant sort of

802
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 5: cultural reference to that? Yeah, tequila.

803
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 3: From from this point forward, let's act like we have

804
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,280
Speaker 3: a little sample button for those moments.

805
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm so glad we're close to the airport.

806
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: Wait, why is that guy selling flowers? Is it a holiday?

807
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 1: Coming up?

808
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 4: Holiday?

809
00:38:48,680 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 5: Yeah? Make it's a different time on purpose. You can't

810
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 5: celebrate a holiday, Karen, for fuck's sake.

811
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 1: Come on, good times.

812
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 4: Oh I didn't get enough laughter? Tell a break? Good time?

813
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:11,399
Speaker 4: Wrong song?

814
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 3: God? Why is that what I enjoy it? At age

815
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,320
Speaker 3: forty almost.

816
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: It's always fun to shot on your friends.

817
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 3: It is.

818
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 1: We're friends, Chris. Not only were we friends, but I

819
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 1: would like to brag that Chris is one of my

820
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 1: first real Twitter friends. Yeah, we met on Twitter, I

821
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:41,280
Speaker 1: knew followed him and your picture got me. Your picture

822
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: sold me outright, which his picture is this weird thing.

823
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 1: It's so crazy, like all your hairs brushed.

824
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 5: Down toture of me, Karen.

825
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: But you look all your eyes.

826
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,840
Speaker 5: You look like I was actually singing in that photo.

827
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:54,359
Speaker 1: Were you really?

828
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm in a photo booth in Berlin, not bragging,

829
00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 5: and I was singing a temptation song and I just

830
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 5: had it take pictures of me while I was saying, oh,

831
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 5: you look like ooh, I was really feeling it.

832
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: And then you did something about a guy on a

833
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: motorcycle peeling out that made me laugh. Yeah, and then

834
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: we just were friends on Twitter. And then when you

835
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: came here.

836
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 5: You took me out to breakfast. Take you to breakfast,

837
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 5: and I had fried chicken and waffles.

838
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,320
Speaker 1: You did so many bits with your face to me,

839
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: It's so enjoyable.

840
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

841
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 5: I kept pretending to having trouble finding the straw and

842
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 5: my drink without looking at it, like a lot of times.

843
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 5: And actually I remember this. At the time, you were

844
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 5: like I was about to start working on the pilot

845
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 5: for the show, and you were like, I'm a big

846
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 5: fan of Petez if anything ever opens up, let me know.

847
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 5: And it's really interesting that you wound up became full

848
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:46,839
Speaker 5: circle ended up working on the show.

849
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,760
Speaker 1: I know. That was actually very exciting to me because

850
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 1: I went You got me into that pilot taping that

851
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: I went to. Matt Kneedson was with me and who

852
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 1: we saw last night, and and I watched that thing

853
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: and I was like, Oh, I want to be on

854
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: this so bad. This is all I know, all these things,

855
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: this is what I do, and this is what I

856
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 1: know how to do. And then like a year later,

857
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 1: my agent's like, hey, do you want to go in

858
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: for the peat Home show? And I was just like

859
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:14,919
Speaker 1: that secret even though I didn't make a vision board

860
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: or try at all, I just was like, I want

861
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: that one time.

862
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 3: I keep imagining Chris doing that straw thing. Yeah, work

863
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 3: on the Pete Holmes Show.

864
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: So I do you feel alienated just now?

865
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 3: Well? I mean you guys could talk about stuff. I like, we.

866
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: Already talked about mice men.

867
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 3: Okay. My brother in law's a fireman and he went

868
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 3: to a wedding like in Washington somewhere, and one of

869
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 3: the Foo fighters was there. I think the least popular,

870
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 3: the one that's always smiling in their videos. Face player

871
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 3: and my brother in law went up and said, hey,

872
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 3: you're a food fighter. I'm a firefighter, and the guy

873
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 3: he was just staring at him, and then he tried

874
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 3: to do that thing with his straw where he wasn't

875
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 3: looking at it and went up knows so badly that

876
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 3: when he pulled it out, it's it started bleeding. And

877
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,879
Speaker 3: then the foo fighter guys like, oh wow, you're you're

878
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 3: bleeding and he ran to get napkins. He was like

879
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,720
Speaker 3: first respond sponder or whatever he like, gave him napkins.

880
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 5: He's a firefighter.

881
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, exactly, that's right.

882
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 4: Who's the fire.

883
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 1: Said, that's embarrassing story.

884
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 3: Now, I just did a sound sample.

885
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: You see a songscape?

886
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 3: A songscape? I pushed another songscape.

887
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,360
Speaker 1: Do you want me to tell my dad girls story?

888
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,879
Speaker 3: I do? I do, I really do.

889
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: I find it on podcasts if you ask permission to

890
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: tell stories, it really gums up the rhythm. So that's

891
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 1: what I do all the time. When I worked on

892
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,879
Speaker 1: the Whitney Cummings talk show Love You Mean It.

893
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 4: Network bigger than.

894
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 1: Beating Berlin, Dave Grohl was co hosting or was guest

895
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 1: hosting Chelsea lately. So he was upstairs writing with the writers,

896
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: and he came down to say hi to Whitney because

897
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 1: they're friends. And he walked into our writer's room and

898
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: looked around and said hi to everybody, and then he

899
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 1: looked at me and goes, it's you. And I was

900
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: like just staring at him, and he goes, it's you

901
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 1: the girl with the thing doing a guitar gesture, and

902
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: come to find out, I literally got dizzy because, like,

903
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: Nirvana was a very big deal to me. I was

904
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 1: completely in that.

905
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 3: It was like eighteen everyone worships day.

906
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,399
Speaker 5: I am still hoping they'll do a reunion to tour.

907
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: He's amazing. He's amazing, and he's more amazing in real life.

908
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 5: Only when he recognizes you.

909
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty good. Shit, was I supposed to go

910
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: in there? I was, We're lost, We're lost.

911
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 3: It's over where he's driving directly to Dave Girl's beach house.

912
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 5: If you're listening to this next week, I'm still in LA.

913
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 5: Don't go to my shows in.

914
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 3: New York, rude, do not go to a few times

915
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:12,399
Speaker 3: to UCBS.

916
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 5: Yeah wait, so he what was the rest of the story.

917
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 1: Sorry, no, it's all right. I feel stupid for telling it. No,

918
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: he just recognized he apparently.

919
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,800
Speaker 5: Sorry we made you bring it up because.

920
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: You always think things are going to work out, don't you.

921
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you hope they do. He's more important. They

922
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 3: care and they don't.

923
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,720
Speaker 1: And sometimes you know enough to bail.

924
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 5: Wait, go ahead, we all want to hear the rest

925
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 5: of the story.

926
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: On the Foo Fighters tour bus. They used to watch

927
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,919
Speaker 1: the Girls Guitar Club short film. He recognized me from.

928
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 3: That's funny because I saw that short film in the

929
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 3: green room at the left stop in like two thousand before.

930
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: We knew each other. Yeah, so there you go, Mark,

931
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 1: Mark Babbitt. God bless that man. Yeah, he did a

932
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: lot for.

933
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 5: Me, and God rest his soul. He Also, he's in

934
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 5: Montana now celebrity copies, but.

935
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 1: He he has to put him down in it's not true.

936
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 5: I don't know who he is. Also, if he's if

937
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 5: he books shows, I would love to perform at.

938
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 3: I think he's in the hotel business. Now go ahead

939
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 3: and talk shit.

940
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 5: If he books hotel rooms, I would love to stay

941
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,720
Speaker 5: in the hotel day.

942
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 3: And repairs them with him. He's like, I'm kind of

943
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 3: out of the comedy. Bison biscuits, and I looked back

944
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 3: and he had like a grout and some wallsiding for

945
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 3: like he was for a hotel room. So he was

946
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 3: deep in the hotel biz.

947
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:48,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's making it work.

948
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 3: Once you have pieces of hotel in your back seat,

949
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 3: you know you're not getting out, you know what I mean?

950
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 3: H Karen, I'm sorry about the Dave gl.

951
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm I'm sorry. That was all on me.

952
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: There's nothing worse than trying to do a brag and

953
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: just having it flopped. There.

954
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 3: Look a pimp man where he was tall BMW with

955
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:15,240
Speaker 3: those thin chariot wheels, which is my favorite lowrider wheel.

956
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 5: It's like cool.

957
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 3: I'm a yes, is this?

958
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: What is this?

959
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 5: Lyrics? Derek's Jamaican food?

960
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 4: You know, Derek Man.

961
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 5: No, I'm not in exile from my regular country. I

962
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:34,959
Speaker 5: did not break the law.

963
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 4: My name is Derek Johnson.

964
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 3: Bought this from a I'm from Wisconsin. I'm sorry, you guys,

965
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 3: my throat gets sore when I do that.

966
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 5: Mine sounded like Dracula. My name is Derek Johnson.

967
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 4: One one order of Jack.

968
00:46:55,920 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 3: Chicken mine and then where God wear no Danny gans

969
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 3: in this car.

970
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that right, now you mean with celebrity copies.

971
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 3: You saved do a Jamaican guy? He says, which village?

972
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 3: Oh my yeah, he was amazing.

973
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 5: Danny looks like that, Andrey hepburn movie. I can't remember.

974
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 3: Did I also mention that he sang as different people.

975
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 3: He was a dance man. He did dance numbers. He

976
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 3: was such a good dancer that on its own that

977
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 3: could have been a Vegas spotlighted.

978
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 4: Go to his website.

979
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 3: When you go to his website, I was going to

980
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 3: it because for a while I was obsessed with him,

981
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 3: and then he died and then I felt sad, but

982
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 3: obsession over. But he did have the cursor of you

983
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 3: went over they lost in powers guy he did it

984
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 3: would go yeah baby, and so you could do it

985
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 3: over and over, and that was not that long ago.

986
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 5: There's no real way to add a morning radio thing

987
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 5: to that. It's already baked. Ink.

988
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: Look at that cute fan family, That's what I was

989
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 1: staring at, where there are three three kids and the

990
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: mom and a dad and they're all about to walk

991
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:16,320
Speaker 1: that baby.

992
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 3: They're all yeah, yeah, they're all you you know what, Okay,

993
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 3: that's not appropriate.

994
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: It was a supportive honk of we love your family.

995
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, but there's some other elements you didn't mention, and

996
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 5: it's a little weird.

997
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 3: No one, no one in that family had both arms. No,

998
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding.

999
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: All single arm. It was a single arm family, very

1000
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 1: common these days in America. Oh man, Chris, maybe you

1001
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: could do a brag right now?

1002
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, other than your all of your stories of

1003
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 3: badley in.

1004
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's a good celebrity brag that you have?

1005
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know if I have any.

1006
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 3: Everyone having you everyone's got one or two.

1007
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I've seen how those kind of things

1008
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 5: can work out if you try to brag about a

1009
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 5: celebrity thing.

1010
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 3: Oh and between you and I, Chris, was your example

1011
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 3: fairly recent? Yeah?

1012
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 5: It was quite recent.

1013
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I I think I know which one

1014
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 3: you're talking about.

1015
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 5: You know, you learned by seeing someone get burned. That's

1016
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 5: what my mom always said. She died in a fire loser.

1017
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 5: She said that as she was saying like that, I

1018
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 5: spent the night at Danny DeVito's house, No twice, what

1019
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:51,879
Speaker 5: two different houses, his regular house and his beach house

1020
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 5: in Malibu.

1021
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 1: Very good times. Come on, I have a nice each

1022
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: has some Malibu was that.

1023
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 5: The best it was, But there was an ordeal before

1024
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 5: where a friend of mine got arrested on the way there.

1025
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 5: Oh and so I had to find other people to

1026
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 5: like pick up his car and drive me the rest

1027
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 5: of the way. And then I was just like on

1028
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 5: the phone with him figuring out like jail stuff. Oh wow,

1029
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 5: I was rested for uh drug possession. Do you have

1030
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 5: like a secret little problem that I don't nobody knew about?

1031
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 1: Oh?

1032
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 5: And so I was like on the phone like in

1033
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 5: hysterics for most of the night. And then after I

1034
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:32,879
Speaker 5: got off the phone with him, I like just got

1035
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 5: super wasted and spent the night at Danny's house kick it.

1036
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 5: But they uh, he had like paraphernalia and stuff that

1037
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 5: the cops decided to not take his evidence, and they

1038
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,959
Speaker 5: were like, Okay, put that stuff back in the trunk

1039
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 5: of the car and you know, get rid of it

1040
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 5: when you get to where you're going. And I was like,

1041
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:54,280
Speaker 5: I don't really want to touch any of this stuff

1042
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 5: or have anything to do with it, and they were like,

1043
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 5: just do it, and I forgot about it. And then

1044
00:50:58,160 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 5: the next morning I had to throw all these like

1045
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 5: drug bags and like crack pipes and Danny Vidos track.

1046
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 3: It's a weird thing for them to demand of you,

1047
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 3: we don't have room in our storage locker of drug.

1048
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 5: Well it's because they were gonna excuse it, it was

1049
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 5: like empty bags. So they were like, if there was

1050
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,919
Speaker 5: drugs in any of these, there's so many of them

1051
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,919
Speaker 5: that you would go to jail with possession with intent

1052
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 5: to distribute. Oh wow, she's just crazy.

1053
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 3: But friends with that guy? Or is he in rehab?

1054
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 4: Uh?

1055
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 5: He has, he's gotten his stuff together.

1056
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: Good?

1057
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I did not like where your tone was?

1058
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 5: Is in Montana?

1059
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 1: Oh no, he's a winner. He's a winner.

1060
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 3: Please at least tell me it's in the Rocky Mountains.

1061
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 3: So the guy that forgets never mind where Montana is?

1062
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 3: No that ever, and in this car is against me?

1063
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 5: Are the Rockies in Montana?

1064
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1065
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, see, I think that was the problem.

1066
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 3: They go through the western edge.

1067
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 5: It was like a geographical issue.

1068
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:03,240
Speaker 3: There's a little beautiful movie that is a great story

1069
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 3: called A River runs through It. I've seen that was

1070
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,800
Speaker 3: a shot in my town.

1071
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

1072
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 3: A He was a preacher at the church where I

1073
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 3: used to pretend to believe, and I was a youth

1074
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 3: group leader at Tom Scarett was a lot like the

1075
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 3: real pastor there.

1076
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,800
Speaker 5: The overachieving non believer youth group leader.

1077
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 3: Well, not a leader. I mean the kids looked up

1078
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 3: to me. I think they put me in some sort

1079
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 3: of a leadership.

1080
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 5: Okay, celebrity brag coming in.

1081
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 3: He went on a few trips. We went to Toronto once,

1082
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 3: we went to the mall up there and.

1083
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 5: Wow, and that takes care of my Berlin. So one

1084
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 5: we gots fired.

1085
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 3: Build that one wall in Mexico.

1086
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 5: Wow, border even killing your own references here.

1087
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:04,800
Speaker 3: But I think it's what we did in Washington State where.

1088
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 5: Oh, my god, we had a free one convert just

1089
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 5: tossing them out.

1090
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,320
Speaker 4: There's these guys.

1091
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 3: That were out of prison up in a beautiful.

1092
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 5: Helping the doted. My god.

1093
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 3: But we were supposed to scare them with They were like, oh,

1094
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 3: we'll have kids visit them and talk about the Bible.

1095
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 3: And I'd never read the Bible.

1096
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 5: You had to scare straight the prisoners. Yeah.

1097
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they were like, well reversed motherfuckers.

1098
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 1: Oh the kids right, the prisoner. No, you could end

1099
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:35,959
Speaker 1: up like these kids, yeah, in this boring church group.

1100
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:38,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, you get your ship too far together.

1101
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, how dare you boring?

1102
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:41,280
Speaker 1: We were?

1103
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 3: We listen to Chili Peppers and we.

1104
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 1: So torturous, horrifying.

1105
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 4: Not at the time of nightmare in.

1106
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 3: Retroched back to asked, but at the time it was

1107
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 3: some funky ship.

1108
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 5: Hey, is that the new Chili Peppers? I think I

1109
00:53:59,000 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 5: want to stay in prison.

1110
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna go to solitary confinement.

1111
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 5: Huh. Regular life is a prison too.

1112
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 3: Those are everywhere look more of an ear prison with

1113
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:13,720
Speaker 3: a lot of guitar.

1114
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 5: I already got my bunk set up, so you're gonna stay.

1115
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 3: Okay. I didn't make a difference.

1116
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 5: You turn those kids onto the PEPs, bro. You did

1117
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 5: make a difference, that's right, PEPs. The other day we

1118
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 5: had I had nothing to do at work and I

1119
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 5: watched a long segment of a bassed tutorial. It was

1120
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 5: just flee Oh wow. Uh it was like from square

1121
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 5: one about bass. So I don't even know if we

1122
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:47,319
Speaker 5: got really to slapping yet.

1123
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 3: That's so great? Are you trying to learn? Basically?

1124
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 5: And I don't think he slaps. I think he plucks.

1125
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 5: Maybe I don't know, he's not a slapper.

1126
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 1: Who cares about the bass? Oh you do?

1127
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 5: I have a guitar. Really, I have two guitars.

1128
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 3: Really, it's one a regular guitar and one a bass guitar.

1129
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 5: One is an acoustic, one is electric.

1130
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: Oh wow, and then you have a basis.

1131
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 5: Oh my god. I love that sound so much and

1132
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 5: I can't do it. It really bumps me out. Pete

1133
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 5: is really good at it.

1134
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:15,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it really.

1135
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 5: I'm so jealous. I wish that I could do it,

1136
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,720
Speaker 5: and I really I don't have any.

1137
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 1: Idea, right.

1138
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:25,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, I learned this from Danny Gans. This is a trumpet.

1139
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 5: God rest his soul. Yeah, his talents live on.

1140
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 3: Even though his body is in Montana.

1141
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 1: But Danny Gans references are just you can't be faking this.

1142
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 1: You're a fan of Sorry, no, don't apologize. I like it.

1143
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 3: Vegas came up, Vegas, Danny. They're synonymous.

1144
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 1: When you first started talking about Danny Gans, I thought

1145
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 1: you were totally lying, and I was like, well, how

1146
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:54,800
Speaker 1: far can he go with it?

1147
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,320
Speaker 5: All the way to the end of the podcast, we're

1148
00:55:58,560 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 5: pulling into the airport.

1149
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 3: Now we are pulling in l A. We're going through

1150
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 3: past these. That was pretty good.

1151
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 5: That was a clarinet.

1152
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:15,919
Speaker 3: Clarinet with lips.

1153
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 4: Sounds like an Elderly.

1154
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 3: Chicken from the Muppets. But it's.

1155
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 5: I love that song. Anytime I hear that song, I

1156
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 5: really get very happy.

1157
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, nostalgic. Everything's fun. It makes you want to

1158
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 3: what airline?

1159
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:43,319
Speaker 5: It makes you want to plod? No, no, you know,

1160
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,879
Speaker 5: like plodding along like.

1161
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 3: Okay, I thought you meant plod against someone?

1162
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:53,839
Speaker 1: You guys, do you know his airline?

1163
00:56:56,160 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 3: Oh? That the word is not part of my vote.

1164
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 4: Vocabular, I get it.

1165
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 3: Chris was supposed to.

1166
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 1: He didn't, won't high I'm that I'm.

1167
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 3: Not a wurgin. No, he didn't. He didn't give me.

1168
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 1: A little wit.

1169
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:25,479
Speaker 3: That's right, lots of you people, California. And then I'm

1170
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 3: gonna sing.

1171
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 1: Torture.

1172
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,920
Speaker 3: I used to have a chili pepper sticker on my

1173
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 3: Ford Escort. That was the entire back window. I used

1174
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 3: to get pulled over.

1175
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 5: It's the entire band.

1176
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 1: They're all standing on my suits, their faces.

1177
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 5: It was Flea. But used to get pulled over Old

1178
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 5: Ferrell high five.

1179
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 4: The other guy.

1180
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 3: They would they would, you know, pull me over and

1181
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 3: say that sticker is taking up too much of your

1182
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 3: your view, and I'm like, I'll peel it up, sir

1183
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 3: in a on A sixty thousand. I didn't give a.

1184
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 4: Fuck and I kept it on. Yeah, because it's the PEPs.

1185
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 5: Did you see that? Was it Seth Myers or fallon?

1186
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 5: They did the drum off?

1187
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was fine.

1188
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 3: I actually thoroughly enjoyed that. And because you know, I

1189
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 3: like comedy and I.

1190
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:26,840
Speaker 5: Just like drums, I was like, hell, yeah, these dudes

1191
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 5: going together. Well they look alike though. It was where

1192
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 5: all Ferrell because they look the same, and they dressed

1193
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:36,720
Speaker 5: the same.

1194
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 3: They really looked a lot like they look. It was

1195
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 3: very funny. It was hard not to very much think

1196
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:44,479
Speaker 3: it was funny. And I'm not I'm not a big

1197
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 3: Will Ferrell guy.

1198
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 1: Wow.

1199
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry man.

1200
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: He was our first subscriber. But what else I don't

1201
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 1: give a fuck.

1202
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, that's how we are.

1203
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, this isn't a Funnier Die thing where you can

1204
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 3: just say no and get rid of it, because you

1205
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 3: are here to.

1206
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 5: Stay guns blazing right now.

1207
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 3: It's part of Funnier Die. That's why I said, that's right, not.

1208
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 5: Just bringing Funnier Die into it, but clarifying the connection

1209
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:13,919
Speaker 5: between the two in the interests of insulting wal.

1210
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 1: Fer That's right, is clarity.

1211
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:16,959
Speaker 5: I show.

1212
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 3: My work.

1213
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 1: Is Virgin Atlantic. What we're looking for.

1214
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 5: It's Virgin America. Okay, Atlantic is for the British people.

1215
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 1: Is that true?

1216
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 3: You know England? Months ago? Yes, I was in Buxton,

1217
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 3: and then Brixton and then West just Hia. That's in

1218
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 3: the UK, part of Great Britain, but mostly Britain and

1219
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 3: also in the United Kingdom. Those are all when I

1220
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 3: was there, because I really wasn't there.

1221
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 5: Okay, there we go, that's what I was. Yeah.

1222
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 1: He was just looking for an American voice to tell

1223
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:54,760
Speaker 1: what was really happening.

1224
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 3: And that's my British voice is a liar. My American

1225
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 3: voices didn't and uh and uh. I didn't know the

1226
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:06,919
Speaker 3: difference between Great Britain and the United Kingdom. And there

1227
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 3: isn't a difference as far as I go, ahead, superstar, Yeah,

1228
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 3: why should get more family members tattooed on your elbow?

1229
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 3: Oh shit, yeah, this is my Montana arm.

1230
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,640
Speaker 5: Did you get in trouble because of the Great Britain

1231
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 5: UK thing?

1232
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 3: No? No, I did, I ask it hesitantly. I almost

1233
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 3: got in trouble when I.

1234
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,439
Speaker 1: Said, so, woo woo woo.

1235
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 3: What's the difference you guys? How's a pound different from

1236
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 3: a cuckoo quid and there is no difference, by the way.

1237
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 3: But yeah, United Kingdom, you would think. But Great Britain

1238
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 3: same thing. If someone disagrees with me, go ahead and

1239
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 3: tweet at us.

1240
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 5: What is the difference.

1241
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 3: Maybe Scotland is involved with the United Kingdom and Great

1242
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 3: Britain is just the English England part because.

1243
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 5: It's just England. Yeah, oh so Great Britain is like

1244
01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:58,920
Speaker 5: a masturbatory thing.

1245
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we Britain, we weren't great. Yeah, in the

1246
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 3: United Kingdom is like what you say when you're wearing

1247
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 3: a suit and not jerking off.

1248
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 1: I just got back into this conversation that brought me

1249
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 1: back to you.

1250
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 3: Are we that is? It's not fun for you?

1251
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 4: Karen? What do you have a date?

1252
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:26,479
Speaker 1: This van putting his arm out, his tattooed arm out

1253
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: with his slicked back hair to stop me, instead of

1254
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 1: like going can I get in? But instead of like here,

1255
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 1: let me in because it's me with the tattoo I've

1256
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 1: been doing.

1257
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 3: He's attracted to him, Karen likes a rebel.

1258
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 1: I do, and I hate him for I hate him

1259
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 1: for being so beautiful white van.

1260
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 5: Even more attractive to you about him isn't it.

1261
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 1: He bossed me around and his.

1262
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 5: I love a slightly larger vehicle than mine. Sticker.

1263
01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:58,560
Speaker 4: You could see the sticker.

1264
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 3: I'll describe it. It says my heart. And there's a

1265
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:04,320
Speaker 3: picture of a school and this guy's driving a white

1266
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 3: Uh oh, that's so great.

1267
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 1: God, damn it, God, Chris, you're all right?

1268
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:11,440
Speaker 5: Yes?

1269
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:13,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1270
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,520
Speaker 1: Also it's hot, but it's hot as fuck.

1271
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 3: Turn it up. Yeah, I can turn down the mic

1272
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 3: that is aimed exactly at the thing. It doesn't matter.

1273
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 3: We have the sights and sounds of the road.

1274
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: It's so true. We should roll the windows down.

1275
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 3: Chris, you want to, I don't care it.

1276
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 5: Yeah. Jackhammer birthday August first, August first.

1277
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 1: So you're a leo?

1278
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 5: Yes, I am. Do you know anything about that?

1279
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:41,800
Speaker 1: My sister's a leo. My sister really bossy, really large

1280
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:42,560
Speaker 1: and in charge.

1281
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 3: My sisters let me into a room, really mine.

1282
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 1: That's what you guys are like.

1283
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:50,400
Speaker 3: My sister is a leo, and I she would totally

1284
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:52,680
Speaker 3: Thank god. She let me into her room, taught me

1285
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 3: all about music and even in uh in their twenties.

1286
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 3: You know, she's older than me. We'd like sleep in

1287
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:04,600
Speaker 3: the same bed on Christmas Eve wake up. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah,

1288
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 3: just the two of you, just the two UBOs.

1289
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:11,600
Speaker 5: Sorry I was gonna do that. What uh wait, So

1290
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:12,440
Speaker 5: I'm like your sister.

1291
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:14,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Virgin America.

1292
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,440
Speaker 3: You're like my sister. Her sister's bossy.

1293
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 5: Yes, Virgin America America. Well, who's sister?

1294
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 4: Am?

1295
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:20,440
Speaker 5: I like? Before I get out? I want to know?

1296
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 1: I feel like, No, I don't think you're like my sister.

1297
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 1: I don't really believe in horoscopes. I just like to

1298
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 1: think about Oh.

1299
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 5: I like to think about it too.

1300
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 1: I like to think about people.

1301
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 5: Because it hurts my feelings.

1302
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:33,920
Speaker 1: It does to be Leo.

1303
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:38,000
Speaker 5: Well sometimes it does. I'm like, oh that is like me,

1304
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 5: I gotta change or whatever. And those are the times

1305
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 5: where I'm like this stuff is true, when they're like

1306
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 5: you're confident and self assured and like, this stuff's bullshit.

1307
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 5: It's not true, right right, this is for goof.

1308
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:52,320
Speaker 3: But if it's you have trouble organizing things and you

1309
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:53,560
Speaker 3: need to make more lists.

1310
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,840
Speaker 5: I read this book that was like the The Secret

1311
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 5: Language of Birthdays and it tells you it's not even

1312
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 5: your sign, it's a specific your actual birthday, and it

1313
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:06,520
Speaker 5: was like, you don't feel comfortable being a leader or

1314
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:09,840
Speaker 5: a follower. So you're just kind of stuck in life.

1315
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh my god, we're back. I

1316
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 5: gotta get this book.

1317
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:17,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I definitely think again because I have both of

1318
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:20,080
Speaker 1: those books. Not I have the sacret language of birthdays

1319
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 1: and the and the sacred language of relationships, where you

1320
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:24,880
Speaker 1: can look the person that you like, you can look

1321
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 1: up their birthday and your birthday and see if you're

1322
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 1: a match. It's such bullshit, but it's just fun and dumb.

1323
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:32,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's true, but I don't like the fun part.

1324
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:35,480
Speaker 5: I'm like, tell me why I'm bad and wrong.

1325
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 1: Fix me with things I don't need fixing. Oh, there's

1326
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 1: my brain.

1327
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 3: We are there's your brush curbside like you left it.

1328
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 3: What do you mean I can't hold this as a

1329
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:45,080
Speaker 3: carry on?

1330
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 5: Well fine, I'll just throw it in the street.

1331
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 3: Goodbye Bush, Chris, You're great, This is great.

1332
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:52,800
Speaker 5: Thank you everybody.

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01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Trip, you have everything you need non stop.

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Speaker 5: Baby.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to anything. You're gonna to be in

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Speaker 3: New York and.

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Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I'll be in New York until July fifth.

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Speaker 5: So even when this comes out, I still have a

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Speaker 5: bunch of shows coming up.

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Speaker 3: People could just go to your website or maybe your Twitter.

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01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:13,600
Speaker 5: Yes, my website this is christare dot com, or on

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Speaker 5: Twitter at Chris Thayer says, and that's it.

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Speaker 3: That sounds great, that's it.

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Speaker 5: Thanks so much you guys.

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Speaker 3: Thanks bye Chris, Bye Chris.

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Speaker 1: Then you throw that.

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Speaker 3: Down and that's been another Do you want another episode?

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Speaker 5: That's been another episode?

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Speaker 3: Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need why aar?

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01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:40,080
Speaker 1: Are you leaving? You wanna way back?

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Speaker 2: Either way you want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 2: much baggage you time and turning on, Gabe.

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Speaker 1: We want to send you us in star.

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Speaker 3: We want to welcome you back home.

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Melbourn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride? Do

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Speaker 1: you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris