WEBVTT - The Broken Recliner Chair

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Garrett, all right, what's your phone tap all about?

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<v Speaker 2>Today?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Audrey wants to phone tap her husband George. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>Audrey wanted to get a cleaning service for the house,

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<v Speaker 3>and George really wasn't a fan of this idea. But

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<v Speaker 3>then he is like, okay, fine, I'll give in and

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<v Speaker 3>you can have the cleaning service to, you know, clean

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<v Speaker 3>up the house. So Audrey's going to start the call

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<v Speaker 3>to her husband George and let him know that the

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<v Speaker 3>cleaning service is there.

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<v Speaker 1>But something happens. Oh, let's see what that something is

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<v Speaker 1>today's phone tap. Let's listen in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh hi, honey, hey saw.

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<v Speaker 1>Sweet cleaning service came today?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, cool. Actually I didn't think they were coming until

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<v Speaker 2>next week, but.

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<v Speaker 3>No today, one kin you little hit though.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's that big a deal. But he

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<v Speaker 2>broke your recliner. Are you shooting me? No, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not really how do you break a share unless

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<v Speaker 2>she's Honestly, I was there, but the guy was. He

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<v Speaker 2>is so apologetic because I mean, it looks like a

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<v Speaker 2>puppy man. Apologies. I hope he feels better, He apologized.

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<v Speaker 2>How the hell they break that chair? I have that

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<v Speaker 2>chair for fifteen years. He's gotta be kidding me. He

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<v Speaker 2>feels for bad?

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<v Speaker 3>He does.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care if he feels bad. How do they

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<v Speaker 2>break it?

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't into the time, so I'm not really sure.

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<v Speaker 2>He just came and he told me, and I write

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<v Speaker 2>two hundred and sixty pounds. I said on that thing

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<v Speaker 2>every damn night. I never broke it. Is said. Idiot's

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<v Speaker 2>still there.

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<v Speaker 1>H yeah, he's still here.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to talk to him, be nice. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll treat him like a comfy chair.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you mean my husband kind of curious about the chair?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>The chair is?

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<v Speaker 2>This is Hello? Who am I talking to? Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Frederico.

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<v Speaker 2>Frederico. My wife tells me that you broke my recliner.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, some might say yes, but you know I

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<v Speaker 1>look at said yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it the same condition when you got there?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you broke my chair.

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<v Speaker 1>Funny story.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing funny about this, Fredo Rico.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think time for a new chair, maybe, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Joy's time for a new chair. I'm having this chair

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<v Speaker 2>for fifteen years, and you you more on you broke it. No,

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<v Speaker 2>but sir, how can I break anything else?

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<v Speaker 3>I weigh about ten soaking wet, and when I sat

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<v Speaker 3>down on it, then collapsed like a folding chair.

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<v Speaker 1>How can I help way to sixty?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sitting in that thing every night for fifteen years

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<v Speaker 2>and a half. Didn't you you too thick? Well, I

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<v Speaker 2>hid down in at once, and if you tell me.

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<v Speaker 3>It breaks, well, I was just trying to clean up

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<v Speaker 3>the chair, you know. I was trying to get all

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<v Speaker 3>the French fries that I found on the side of

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<v Speaker 3>it out of it so you could tell, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>have a nice chair. And when I went to go

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<v Speaker 3>recline back, I guess that's all she wrote.

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<v Speaker 2>I am gonna be there in twenty minutes. If you

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<v Speaker 2>are still there, I am going to tear you aparty.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just grabbing a drink from the fridge.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, No, you can't. Did you not hear me?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? I'm just saying, not.

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<v Speaker 2>Touch key things. Do not touch the refrigerator, do not

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<v Speaker 2>touch what is left of the share you broke, Do

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<v Speaker 2>not touch meathing out of that house?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, then where can I use the bathroom? At least?

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 2>You cannot you're telling me you're touching anything because you're

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<v Speaker 2>touching my phone. George, get him out. This idiot needs

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<v Speaker 2>to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Audrey, do you mind if I just grab a

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<v Speaker 1>quick little bit?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? No, no, no, no, no no, it's the second

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<v Speaker 2>sandwich yourself. I swear to God if I call all

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<v Speaker 2>on this one slice of roast beef, we're done.

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<v Speaker 1>Calm down, listen to yourself. You're yelling about a sandwich.

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<v Speaker 2>So I got the steeple. I'm mary Man had a share. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>now he's trying to eat my food. I think we

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<v Speaker 2>just need to get you two together.

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<v Speaker 3>There's there's obviously.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I don't want to talk to you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking to him to put him on the phone. George,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you on my phone?

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<v Speaker 1>There's just one thing we needed to straighten out before.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you guys do? Did you kill my dog?

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<v Speaker 2>You kill my dog too?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a little harsh, but I.

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<v Speaker 2>You both want to share.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I just want to let you know that you

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<v Speaker 3>got phone tapped. My name is Garret from Elvis during

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<v Speaker 3>in the Morning show, and your wife, Audrey just phone

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<v Speaker 3>tapped you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I hate you right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Pat Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by the

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis

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<v Speaker 3>Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the morning

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<v Speaker 3>show