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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: welcome to the Nicki Glazer Podcast. It's Wednesday, it is.

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Speaker 1: I thought we were gonna have a prerecorded episode today,

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Speaker 1: but no, guys, I'm going to Mexico today. Um, I

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Speaker 1: forgot what time I'm leaving. I don't look at my

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Speaker 1: day until the night before of what the next day

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Speaker 1: holds for me, And today it held for me starting

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Speaker 1: the day off with a podcast, which is gonna be

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Speaker 1: great because I'm gonna feel accomplished. I'm gonna go to

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Speaker 1: a therapist after this and then off to Cancoon and

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Speaker 1: I have two flights. I'm going to sleep the whole time.

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Speaker 1: I might give Andrew my um business class seat because

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Speaker 1: I just find that I cannot sleep comfortably. Oh poor baby,

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Speaker 1: can't sheep come you by in business yet? Get get

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Speaker 1: boo boo boopp wait and wait. Um yeah, it's just

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Speaker 1: like too cozy and like they keep offering me like

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Speaker 1: hot towels and coco and it's annoying and free money

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Speaker 1: and I'm just like I have enough, get it out

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Speaker 1: of here. Um No, it's uh, just on some of

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Speaker 1: these ways they don't want to have, like a really

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Speaker 1: nice business class. I mean, if you can slay horizontally,

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Speaker 1: there's nothing better. No, have you ever been on a

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Speaker 1: flight where you could lay flat? Oh my gosh, the best?

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Speaker 1: It is insane? How great is I'm so sorry to

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Speaker 1: those of you who haven't experienced it. You will someday,

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Speaker 1: I believe that for you. I may never again. But boy,

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Speaker 1: is it just uh just a delight. You just have

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Speaker 1: a bed. There's nothing like it. But I will say,

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Speaker 1: let's say that's a ten out of ten experience on

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Speaker 1: a flight, right, And I think that there are even

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Speaker 1: better ones that I haven't discovered, that are like, you know,

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Speaker 1: your own private room on a plane. Like I think

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Speaker 1: some of those like Korean Air really treat you nice.

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Speaker 1: You get the whole, you get like an apartment, um

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Speaker 1: and a musus, and like, you know, it can be

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Speaker 1: it can it can be way better than what I've experienced.

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Speaker 1: But then I would say it falls down pretty like

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Speaker 1: there's a ten and a tent. Then we go to

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Speaker 1: like up a business class and it as long as

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Speaker 1: I can recline, it was horizontal, And then between that

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Speaker 1: and anywhere else in between that I don't want it.

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Speaker 1: Either want horizontal or I want coach. I do not

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Speaker 1: want them between because I just enjoy curling up in

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Speaker 1: a little ball next to the window, and so I

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Speaker 1: might give Andrew. But Andrew Wis gets an aisle, so

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Speaker 1: he's probably on the aisland coach, which I'm not gonna,

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Speaker 1: not gonna take. But maybe I can take his aisle seat,

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Speaker 1: switch him up to business class, and then I off

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Speaker 1: I have to bargain with someone to switch because a

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Speaker 1: lot of people like aisles, but I just love curling

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Speaker 1: up next to a window, and um yeah, I would

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Speaker 1: rather have that than than than these seats. I just

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Speaker 1: there's something so maddening to me about paying more for

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Speaker 1: something less comfortable. How do you how do you like

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Speaker 1: to be on a plane? Noah, uh, I definitely like

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Speaker 1: the window, but I've been opting to look out it

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Speaker 1: or to lean lean, lean, and then you you got

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Speaker 1: me that turtle uh neck brace thing that's yes, it

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Speaker 1: and have a place to put my head with that thing.

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Speaker 1: I forgot about my turtle. I have that in the

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Speaker 1: other room. I should bring that just in case of tragedy.

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Speaker 1: Um ye, yes, in case I get whiplash on the tarmac.

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Speaker 1: Um yeah, I I I can't wait to sleep on

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Speaker 1: this plane. I just love it because, you know, although

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Speaker 1: there's everyone knows there's WiFi on planes now and you

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Speaker 1: can be in touch with people, you always have the

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Speaker 1: the chance your wife I could be down and then

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Speaker 1: you have the excuse of like I'm in space, like

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Speaker 1: I cannot talk, and not that I would ever lie

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Speaker 1: about my wife I being down if it's not like

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Speaker 1: it's almost like, why were you responding to these emails?

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't say the wife I was down, but I

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Speaker 1: funny that the only time when you can be really

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Speaker 1: We're away from our desk. You just leave your desk

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Speaker 1: even fathom what it used to be. Like, I mean,

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Speaker 1: year about tenth grade? I think, what about you? I

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Speaker 1: guess like my real first job was maybe at eighteen.

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Speaker 1: But it's even just not even jobs, it's like people

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Speaker 1: being in touch with you, you know, friends, anyone. I

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Speaker 1: just I was at I was at the dentist with

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Speaker 1: and my dad's getting anesthesia for his uh, he's having

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Speaker 1: know in bone loss and stuff. My dad is such

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Speaker 1: a healthy person and like A has always lost every day.

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Speaker 1: Like my dad just health comes easy to him. He's

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Speaker 1: very much like Kirsten where he's just like I just

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Speaker 1: like Whole Greens and um, they're delicious, and I love flossing.

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Speaker 1: It feels good like Kirsten likes flossing. Kristen loves putting

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Speaker 1: my dad is that way, and he is. But you know,

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Speaker 1: age creeps up on you and things start to deaden.

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Speaker 1: And he's having three teeth removed, he's getting anesthesia. You know,

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Speaker 1: he's going under. He's going down to Australia to uh

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Speaker 1: to have his teeth bold. And um I I I

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Speaker 1: like eighth grade for my goddamn braces. There's something that

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Speaker 1: for braces. Because also another guy, Lewis House, you know Louis.

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Speaker 1: He's also from St. Louis and he recently got veneers

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Speaker 1: and had too many teeth removed for braces. And I

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Speaker 1: And I go, Dad, why just do local? Like just

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Speaker 1: it'll lumb you out. Put on some headphones that have

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Speaker 1: Like just get just grin and bear it, but don't

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Speaker 1: But like, if you had three teeth pulled Noah at

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Speaker 1: the dentist, would you want to go completely out? I'm

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Speaker 1: going through this exact same thing right now. I have

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Speaker 1: to have four of my wisdom teeth pulled. Nervous as fuck?

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Speaker 1: You go under? Right? Well, I don't know. So my

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Speaker 1: dentist just told me, like, no, first you make a

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Speaker 1: of because I thought you just before. I feel like

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Speaker 1: but I was. I'm so scared. I'm so scared. It

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Speaker 1: Recovery wasn't bad at all, but I remember some friends

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Speaker 1: you look like a chipmunk for several days, and um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: just feels like there's someone. It doesn't feel it's I

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm just very soothed by the dentist.

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Speaker 1: staring at the ceiling, there are no expectations on you.

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Speaker 1: You are as good as dead to the world, like truly,

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Speaker 1: no one expect you to do anything. No one expects.

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Speaker 1: a one time aside from being like in a coma,

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Speaker 1: That's why I like mine. Shafts That's why I like dentists.

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Speaker 1: And because airplanes, you like, have to be on like

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Speaker 1: because I'm making it part of the job. Let's be honest.

425
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,400
Speaker 1: We don't want to see the friends writer's room while

426
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 1: we're making only I do see the behind the scenes

427
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 1: of fronts. That should be a show, make a show

428
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:19,160
Speaker 1: of the prep That's okay, all right, go ahead, um, okay,

429
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:25,200
Speaker 1: So you're yeah, alright? No? Are are you on? I

430
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 1: can't really see her? Oh I'm sorry, I was on mute.

431
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 1: I'm here. Oh Hi, how's it going? How are you?

432
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 1: What's going on like that? That? Uh? Is it hot

433
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 1: where you are? It's Arizona? Yeah, Oh, it's great. It's

434
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 1: cold here today. Yeah, I haven't even been outside yet,

435
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 1: is it really? Yeah? It's I just hate you. It

436
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 1: comes on so quickly. Yeah, it's just like out of nowhere.

437
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 1: What about you don't even get any like kind of

438
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 1: break in between, like it's unbearably hot and then cold. Okay,

439
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 1: but yeah, so what do you want to talk about

440
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 1: the podcast? Um, we got to a little fast. I

441
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 1: think could have kept going. I think for another TD.

442
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 1: You guys go to Starbucks this morning? Yes? Yes, Oh

443
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: my gosh, got the regular. Love it, love my Starbucks.

444
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there was a crazy thing that happened

445
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 1: at Starbucks today. We can't even get into it. Let

446
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 1: me Oh my god. So wait, hold on, you guys.

447
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna quickly just like let the dog out. I'll

448
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 1: talk to know about something else before we get to

449
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 1: do it. Can you is it cool if I just

450
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 1: hit I'm going to take about thirty seconds to ask

451
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 1: if it's cool that I take another thirty seconds. And

452
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,239
Speaker 1: then when I take that thirty seconds, it's gonna I'm

453
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,119
Speaker 1: gonna come back and thank you guys for another thirty seconds.

454
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 1: About taking the thirty seconds, so I'm actually going to

455
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 1: add a minute to the thirty seconds instead of take

456
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 1: five seconds. So cool. Okay, so we're at Starbucks. This

457
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: is wild. The guy writes my name, I say, Andrew.

458
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:05,639
Speaker 1: He writes down shot from the other room. Dumb. No,

459
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 1: I was like, that's not my name. Actually, that would

460
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 1: be a very cool anecdote for a Zoom meeting. It

461
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 1: is yet Yeah, no, no, I did you hear I

462
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 1: blew my head off in the next thro Should we

463
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 1: keep going on though? I mean with your lifeless body? Yeah,

464
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: I'm sure it was not. She's the host of the

465
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 1: Zoom meeting, so it can't end until she Yeah, I

466
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: can't end. It might expire because I didn't pay the

467
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 1: foreign inding nine a month or whatever. Okay, So guys, um,

468
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,640
Speaker 1: let's get down to it all right. Um, So we're

469
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: going to Mexico. So excited. I got sun tannilition okay,

470
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: um okay, So we're thinking for the So it's going

471
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,479
Speaker 1: to be we already know all the things that are

472
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,479
Speaker 1: happening because we all got an email about where it's

473
00:26:56,520 --> 00:27:01,400
Speaker 1: going to be in what time? Okay. Um, So let's

474
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 1: just like talk about that time again. So it's gonna

475
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 1: be at two o'clock, so we'll probably get there. We

476
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: all know that you generally get somewhere about fifteen minutes

477
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,360
Speaker 1: before or like we could probably text about the time

478
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 1: to arrive. Let's just talk about again, like when the

479
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: show is it's at two, and then we are going

480
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 1: to talk about when we should arrive, which is like

481
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 1: half hour before. You know what, I might like bring

482
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: my makeup there. That's the thing you guys don't need

483
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 1: to know. But it fills up some time in this

484
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 1: meeting to make me feel like I did something today.

485
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: You know, I feel like we're she's seen on the video? No,

486
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: what can we can we check? Can you send an

487
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 1: email real quick? And then we will response. It's gonna

488
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 1: be how that text the person that has the info

489
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: about that, and then we wait for a response like

490
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: you're about to get it, and you'll go, hold on,

491
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,120
Speaker 1: he's writing back. Oh wait, no, that's that's actually they're

492
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 1: not writing back. Actually I'll just wait. I'll let you

493
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 1: guys know when he writes me back. You know how

494
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,639
Speaker 1: when that happens during a meeting, when they go, let

495
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 1: me just column right now, and then you just I'll

496
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,159
Speaker 1: have to listen to it ringing and then you go,

497
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll just when he writes a jack

498
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: call it, you know, which you know you should have

499
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:13,199
Speaker 1: done in the first place. So, um, let's so we're

500
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 1: going to talk. Yes, the sun be out at two.

501
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering what the situation will be. Do we

502
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 1: have the sunglasses? Yeah? Okay, so there's gonna be sun. Um,

503
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: there's gonna be water people. Now, it's like a spring

504
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 1: break vibe. Should we should we have a beach ball?

505
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: Should we have anything like fun pool related that we

506
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 1: can play around with the audience? Or do we just

507
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: keep it more what we usually do? I mean, I

508
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: don't know how we should go about this. Should I

509
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: love it? I love it? Oh my god, I have

510
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: the crazies story about a beach ball, but I just

511
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: I can't even but that reminds me of a thing. Okay,

512
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: I'll shelve it. We'll have another meeting about that. Guys,

513
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 1: there's only five minut it's left in the zoom meeting. Okay, Well,

514
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: we I think we accomplished a lot. Yeah, I feel

515
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: like more confident. Um, let's wrap this up. And when

516
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: I say that, I mean, let's talk for about thirty

517
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: more minutes about and then after that we're gonna close

518
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: it with like just some general bullshit again, maybe kind

519
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: of referencing things we talked about in the beginning, and

520
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: then we'll sign off the meeting and go and then um,

521
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: I'll make my eighth bowl of oatmeal for the day.

522
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: I mean that sounds fantastic, and shove it down my

523
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 1: face in numbers real quick, almost like you know, hurtful

524
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: way some numbers. Yeah, I'd love, I mean, i'd love.

525
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: What are some of The average podcast is about an

526
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: hour and four minutes to give or take minus four

527
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: plus six. And you know, a lot of people what

528
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 1: they don't understand is that the attention span of a

529
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: regular listener is only about forty two minutes. So if

530
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: you take forty two divided by an hour, which is

531
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: sixty four minutes, that's you're looking at, you know, not

532
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 1: a great percentage a couple numbers, that for sure. So

533
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: then if you take that, you subtract actually advertising, which

534
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: is another five six minutes, you're not speeds download speed,

535
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: especially if you're still on a O L and you

536
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: have the old school computer, it's gonna be attention rates

537
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: and the drop off effects. Not to mention, now, these

538
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: people listening, are gonna be in water, They're gonna be swimming,

539
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 1: They're gonna be in the shallow then deep end shallowing.

540
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: So I'm just saying that it's gonna be harder than

541
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: you think. So when you run the numbers plus the

542
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 1: pool minus the attention span times how long do podcast

543
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: goes for, you're gonna realize that this is gonna be difficult.

544
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: But I really feel like we're gonna be able to

545
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: accomplish it with the beach ball, Thank you very much.

546
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 1: On on this note of like conversation, So, I recently

547
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: got an offer for like a a commercial kind of thing. Yeah,

548
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: it's it's actually a you know I get I get

549
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: these every so often, and this one is actually like

550
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: a cause I believe in Maybe guess what it's about,

551
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 1: And it's about me, It's about it's it's just anal

552
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: Loubes vegan, anal loubs of course. Yeah. Yeah. Does it

553
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: taste like actual you have to drink it? Um, Yeah,

554
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: it's it's the impossible anal loop. I want to make

555
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 1: an an loup vegan that tastes exactly an impossible burger

556
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: crumbles yesterday on top of my salad. Holy fuck, dude,

557
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 1: it's not it's no joke. It's so good, you know,

558
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: Like I don't I know someone um who has made

559
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: this point, so I'm kind of stealing this this this point.

560
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: But I think vegan meat brands and stuff do themselves

561
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: a disservice when they compare themselves, like it tastes just

562
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: like chicken, Like, don't it doesn't need to be a

563
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: different taste. It doesn't invalidate that it's a good it

564
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,479
Speaker 1: could be better, you know, you know, it doesn't need

565
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: to because when you start doing that, that's when the

566
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: mediators are like, it doesn't tute the same, and then

567
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: they go fuck it and then they're like almost there.

568
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: They convinced themselves that it's terrible because of you know,

569
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 1: it's it's trying to be this thing that whatever. So um,

570
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: I can't say yeah because I think I mean, they

571
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: offered it, but it might not work with my schedule.

572
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: But it's a it's a vegan kind of it's a

573
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: it's a it's a vegan meat and I'm really excited

574
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: about it and I can't wait to do it if

575
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: I get to do it, but um, it might not

576
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: work for my schedule, but they you know, they give

577
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 1: you all these terms and like what you need to

578
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: do socially, what you know, what's going to be required

579
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: of you, like based on the hours. And then they're like,

580
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: you know, it's this many hours of shooting in this

581
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: amount of time span. Like they'll they're like five hours

582
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: of shooting in an eight hour window, so that means

583
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: like it could be hours here and then you know

584
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: five hours, two hours, four hours later, whatever, um. And

585
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 1: then uh, that doesn't include glam which is another two hours.

586
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 1: So and then they were like, and then you need

587
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 1: to have a call about you know, being a brand ambassador,

588
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: and like what that means and how and and the

589
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: call They even say the call is gonna be a

590
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: sixty minute call. And so you know, whenever someone gives

591
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: you an offer in this business, which I did not know,

592
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: I just would take any if I didn't have agents,

593
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: I would just go Joe, okay, great. Yeah. But the

594
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: thing is they lowball you. I didn't know that, Like

595
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: I don't I think people are like earnestly, you know,

596
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: it's a it's a good amount of money. But I

597
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, you know we can get more.

598
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: Like it's it's just I don't have the time for it,

599
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: so for me to do it, it has to be

600
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: like squid game money, you know. So, um, they're gonna

601
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: murder me uh if I don't Uh yeah, um so

602
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: they um. But they they came back with another offer

603
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: and they cut the prep call down to thirty minutes,

604
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: and I go, are they gonna talk faster? Like, first

605
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 1: of all, like why did we need to have an hour?

606
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: If the prep call could have been thirty minutes, why

607
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: wasn't it initially? Like what do they get? I understand

608
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: they get more material from me if we do six

609
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: hours of shooting, and we now we whittled it down

610
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: to four. So they're doing something that is of disservice

611
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: to them because they get more content out of me

612
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: with six. It's your time, They're they're guaranteeing themselves an

613
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 1: hour of your time exactly. But they're in that sixty

614
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: minutes where they're teaching me about the brand and about

615
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 1: talking points and stuff. I know that they maybe they

616
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 1: can get more information out in that time that I

617
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: can then go and and and I have to do

618
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 1: interviews and stuff about this and do press, which I

619
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 1: would be happy to do because I believe in the product.

620
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 1: But um, if they can get it in thirty minutes,

621
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: why not be Why are what they could be? Why

622
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: do a lot more for their money? If hair, if

623
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: hair stylist can do a job two hours, why don't

624
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: we do it in two hours instead of six? Listen?

625
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: Are they offering the same amount of money and saying

626
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 1: that you have to do less time, more money and

627
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 1: do less time? Yes, So did you counter that you

628
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: want to show? We countered we want more money and

629
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:22,399
Speaker 1: less fun of time, and we got it. Interesting, Yeah,

630
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: but it was that doesn't interest me like in terms

631
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 1: of like Mike, my point is the only thing that

632
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:32,319
Speaker 1: interests me is the call that I'm having with the executives.

633
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 1: That has nothing to do with content they get. It's

634
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 1: just teaching me about the brand. If you can do

635
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 1: that call, If if you come back to me and

636
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,919
Speaker 1: say we've shortened that called to thirty minutes, what they've

637
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 1: just done there is cut down on the bullshit they've

638
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: cut out. Hi, Nikki, I watched f Boy Island like

639
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: they're cutting let's cut that from every meeting. Let's just

640
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 1: get down to brass tax and if you actually like

641
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 1: someone take it offline and where are out of though.

642
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: Then they took that half hour out of my prep call.

643
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: There's no I understand that. But then you wanted shorter

644
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: probably film times. Yeah, they took those down two from

645
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 1: six hours to four hours, from six to four. Yeah,

646
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: did they keep anything almost the same? They cut everything

647
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 1: about everything. My social post went down by um, my

648
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 1: number of interviews I have to do went down. Everything

649
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: went down. Money went up, And that is the beauty

650
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 1: of show business and having agents. That's why you have agents.

651
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,879
Speaker 1: That's why they take ten percent of every dime I make,

652
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,479
Speaker 1: and then my manager takes another ten percent of every

653
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,959
Speaker 1: dime I make, and then my lawyer takes five percent

654
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: of every dime I make. I didn't know this of

655
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 1: my income before taxes, by bye bye bye bye, and

656
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: then after that. So whenever I make a check and

657
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 1: I see that check, I go so long, I just

658
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 1: kiss it goodbye. I even slice it in half. So

659
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 1: I guess they got to uh your age. It was

660
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: manager need to make more than they gotta ask for

661
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 1: twenty percent more of what you originally were offered to

662
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: make them worth anything. Uh yeah, pretty much. I mean

663
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: essentially what they got me was there there their money.

664
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 1: But that's my money. You know, that's actually money to me.

665
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: So and listen, I'm never I'm number one of those

666
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,839
Speaker 1: people that's like I have to give off. Like I'm

667
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: saying that kind of shocked because I've never really looked

668
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 1: into it. And for the first time ever this year,

669
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: I got the courage to ask my business manager how

670
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:34,399
Speaker 1: much did my managers and lawyers take? By the way,

671
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,839
Speaker 1: I've never known, and I've they've been taking. I've had

672
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 1: a manager an agent taking money for you know, over

673
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 1: ten years, and I've always been like, do they take

674
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: age or like, I don't know numbers and you're a

675
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: big numbers guy. You even wanted to go over them

676
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: in our zoom meeting. Yeah, I mean I could go

677
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: over your agents numbers real quick. I mean ten percent

678
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 1: over about ten years as perpetuity, which I don't know

679
00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 1: if you know that word, can I? But I do

680
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 1: want to say I love my managers and agents. They've

681
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: made me more money than they've taken from me, for sure.

682
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 1: And so is my business manager. He's a very good person. Um,

683
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: my lawyer is a snake. But that's why I love

684
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: him because he fights for me and he's the one

685
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,720
Speaker 1: that famously, when I was crossing the street in Montreal

686
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 1: going to dinner with him at the Just for Last

687
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: festival in two thousand fourteen, he saw a bus coming,

688
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: Like I was going to the dinner with my lawyer,

689
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: Love Ginsburg, who I truly love, but there was a

690
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 1: bus coming and I like it looked like I was

691
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 1: getting too close to it. So he was like, whoa

692
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: nicky and he like kind of held me back, like,

693
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: don't don't even try to cross yet, you're gonna get hit.

694
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: And I go, that's what sweet and he goes, no, no, no,

695
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 1: it's not about you your money to me. He's like,

696
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: you're my daughter swim lessons and I was like, that's

697
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: what he said. He didn't say that, but that's what

698
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 1: he's saving. He's like, you're my wife's uh you know,

699
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: pilates instructor. Sure in ten years will be like I

700
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,439
Speaker 1: just keep going. Yeah. He's like, please, it's too hard

701
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 1: to let you go personally, but I will say that

702
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 1: last night before we get to the news, my manager

703
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,879
Speaker 1: it was the best thing that has ever been said

704
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: to me complimentary wise from my manager. And he says

705
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: a lot of nice things and he's just one of

706
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: the nicest guys and such a champion of mine. But

707
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: yesterday he got me on a call with the woman

708
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: that sets up all the um the like the this,

709
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 1: like uh, she organized the commercial, like so there's a

710
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 1: there's a group of agents at my agency that get

711
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: you endorsement deals, and she Lauren. He was patching. He

712
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: was like, Nikki, we're on the phone with Lauren. Lauren. Uh,

713
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: here's Nicki um also known as legitimately the busiest one

714
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: woman in show business. And hearing that from my manager

715
00:39:49,680 --> 00:40:00,080
Speaker 1: who has you know, gath Agin, Jim Jeffrees, Okay, holy it,

716
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: you know I take that back, Alex, I need you

717
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:11,280
Speaker 1: to be less specific. The busiest blonde woman named Nicki

718
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 1: on this phone call almost got hit by a bus

719
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: I think he would have said anything, yes, no, it's

720
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 1: very nice, it's very nice. Why was that so validating

721
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 1: to hear that I'm busy? Because because he knows when

722
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: when my mom goes you're so busy, I go, what

723
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: do you know about busy? Alex Murray knows busy. He's

724
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 1: just to know that I'm busy. It's yeah, he knows

725
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: show business busy. And it was just validating. I needed

726
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: to hear it from him, I like your shoes. Let's

727
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: get to the news. It's Wednesday, folks. You know what

728
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 1: that means. It's Wednesday if you're having all the swells

729
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: and if you're not well, tomorrow is another day. Shit

730
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: really invalidated everything, thanks manager. Okay. Men with golden penis

731
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 1: and I've heard about that and arrogance and stems from

732
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: the assumption that a steady supply of the emails will

733
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: be sexually interested in them are ruining sex and dating

734
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: for women. So a study shows that only in college

735
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: is male, and then in New York, like, for example,

736
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: it's three to one girl to guy. What is that about.

737
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 1: I think more females are college age students, by the way,

738
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 1: so more men aren't going to More women are going

739
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,320
Speaker 1: to college than men. I think there's just more women in.

740
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: It's a like birth rate is always pretty much around

741
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 1: fifty maybe fifty one at most, but it's never deviates

742
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: that much. I think also potentially women that just graduated

743
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: college that moved to New York, maybe their parents are

744
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: more inclined to help them from did just come out

745
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 1: on Netflix? And so more girls are just like I'm

746
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 1: going to go to New York. But I think it's

747
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: been way for a long time in New York City.

748
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: It could be there sex in the city, it could

749
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,439
Speaker 1: be cultural things like that, Like that's why I wanted

750
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 1: to go to n y U was Felicity. Oh, I

751
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: didn't even know that was filmed in New York. Yeah, oh,

752
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: she followed Ben there. So yeah, so these guys have,

753
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:19,399
Speaker 1: you know, an endless buffet of women, so why why

754
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: end up with just one? And they're saying that this

755
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: is creating men to be just rude, dismissive. Ghost girls

756
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 1: have written me on Instagram bussies dm me that they

757
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: one in particular was saying that she was talking to

758
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 1: a guy on bumble and the second she she said

759
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: something that was just like oh like either I'm not

760
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: I'm not interested, or you know, in a very polite way,

761
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: and he's like that shamed her and was like why

762
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 1: would you ever do that? Like who how could you even?

763
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,479
Speaker 1: You know? What made me like, I understand there's people

764
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 1: out there like that, but but how could this sweet

765
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 1: girl who's a fan of the show, she's obviously a

766
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 1: smart person and a nice person be tricked into swiping

767
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: right on this guy? So he had enough on his

768
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 1: profile to indicate that he was a normal person. I mean,

769
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: this person isn't just swiping blindly, right, And that guy

770
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 1: that appears like a good person could then fat shape

771
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 1: you and your d m s before you even meet him.

772
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: This kind of yeah, this tuitive. I mean we all

773
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 1: know that, getting cat calls and you go fuck you

774
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: and they go I wouldn't want you anyway, fucking slut

775
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,879
Speaker 1: and you're like, I'm a slut because I don't want

776
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: to fuck you. Yeah, I mean that's a lot of

777
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 1: what it is. He probably just added fat there, but

778
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: I mean it was just rejection and then he was like,

779
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 1: well I'm better than you. My beds could explode, like

780
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 1: fuck you. But I the only thing that I think

781
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: that might be going through his brain is that he's

782
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: on bumble. She swiped, she's had hellow, so obviously she's interested,

783
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: you know, and he's probably thinking, oh, she's You know,

784
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: guys will think that to have a guy think you're

785
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,439
Speaker 1: fat and harbor that into they wait for a time,

786
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 1: or to think that, or to harbor these thoughts about

787
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:10,320
Speaker 1: you that make them feel like you're lesser, you're easier

788
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,800
Speaker 1: because you don't like yourself as much because you're overweight,

789
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 1: therefore your being more willing to funk the first night. Honestly,

790
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: it's the other way around. Bruised ego. You know he

791
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 1: was rejected, but I was wondering, have you I don't know,

792
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: like if if on a date or like, have you

793
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: gotten a message on a dating app that was just

794
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:37,800
Speaker 1: like what the hell um I have? I've gotten a

795
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 1: lot of d ms that are just like why would

796
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: you ever think you had a shot like that. I'm

797
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 1: almost offended that they think, like you're coming to Daton

798
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,359
Speaker 1: for one night. I'm you're coming to Columbus for one night.

799
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 1: I would love to take you out. And it's a

800
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 1: guy that like, first of all, it's account as private,

801
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: but then you see is little picture and it's a

802
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: guy with like you know those dumb glasses that have

803
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: like a blue tint on them, I don't even know,

804
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 1: like they're like running glasses. And he's like got he's

805
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: he looks he just looks like a tool, Like there's

806
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 1: nothing about his profile that would look cool, and he's

807
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,280
Speaker 1: just and he's misspelled some things and hasn't made his profile.

808
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 1: He's told me nothing about him, Like I would just

809
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: go you know what mysterious. I think I think that's

810
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 1: enough or something or that they saw one thing where

811
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want a boyfriend as like you know,

812
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 1: I was being I was people offer me money to

813
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: put me in touch with you. This guy goes how

814
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 1: much is it gonna take? And then I read up

815
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 1: on his comments like three up the guy's married. Yeah,

816
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 1: like he told me he was married, like three comments

817
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: before that, and then he goes how much is it

818
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: gonna take? And I was like, I mean that's why

819
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: I'm not That's why I need an agent. I just go,

820
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: I need an agent. Yeah, it wore you out for

821
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: thirty minutes of my time. Get it down to fifteen

822
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: and I'll talk. What if I gave you part of

823
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: the money and you were in on it? Should I

824
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 1: write this guy and be like, it's so funny and

825
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,360
Speaker 1: I'll give you there. Used to be that guy that

826
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: would offer me just to give me money because he

827
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: just wanted to give me money. Yeah, that guy's hard

828
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 1: to just want to buy me things and like for

829
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: with nothing in return. But sugar daddies want something in return.

830
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 1: They want your company, they want you to go to

831
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: dinner with them. Even most likely sexual favors. They want something.

832
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: This guy was far away and just wanted to send

833
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 1: me money just and and necklaces and jewelry and like

834
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 1: find things. And it's like a it's a kink. They

835
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 1: have a fetish and and and I was almost like,

836
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 1: why wouldn't I, you know, like, why would I not

837
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: accept free money? Did you have to meet him? Or no?

838
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: I think this was I think i'd the first the

839
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: only time I like accepted, because there's been a few

840
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 1: of these people. I think it was two thousand six

841
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: fifteen or sixteen, and I was like, yeah, I'll take

842
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 1: five bucks for PayPal. Yeah, why not? You don't know

843
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 1: my address, I don't know who you are. I've made

844
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,320
Speaker 1: it clear that you will get nothing from this, Like

845
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,359
Speaker 1: fans have a better chance of getting free tickets from

846
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 1: me just writing a d M being like you know,

847
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: I can't afford it, I'm really sorry or whatever. Then

848
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: they would if they're like, I'll send you money for

849
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: free tickets, because then it creates an exchange. I told

850
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: this guy you get nothing. Ever, ever, ever, I think

851
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: it did, because is you talking about this right? No,

852
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,359
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's a lot. I'm just saying that's

853
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: what he got, like use that money. It's financial control.

854
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: It's just like, oh, even like if he like bought

855
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,439
Speaker 1: me shoes and he sees them where wear them on TV,

856
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 1: It's like I have a part in her life. And

857
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: if he's if he isn't not my address and he

858
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: can't get me, like, why would I turn that down?

859
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,919
Speaker 1: That is let me make it clear, do not offer

860
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 1: me these things because I will turn it down because

861
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: I can't. That is a slippery slope. And I have

862
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:13,399
Speaker 1: had those guys in the past be like, why aren't

863
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: you talking to me? Like so nothing back, and I'm like,

864
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: I'm busy and we had a deal. You get nothing.

865
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: This is exists and company and only fans. It almost

866
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: like cameo is what we just we're talking about. But

867
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 1: it makes it more like legit, so it doesn't feel

868
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: like you're whouring yourself out. I told my dad yesterday,

869
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: but you were talking to my parents about my act

870
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: and like how they feel about me, um, you know

871
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 1: being I said, I felt like a porn star a

872
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 1: lot of times because I talked about porn, like talk

873
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: pornographically on stage. And then sometimes I just feel like

874
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: people are like when I walk into a room if

875
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,839
Speaker 1: they've just watched my special and it was the one

876
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 1: that in which was highly sexual, they're almost like kind

877
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: of have this nervous like boner energy around me, or

878
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 1: they're like to keep the kids away, like there's just

879
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: a a black sheep thing that some people put on

880
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: me of like you're a nasty girl, you're a bad girl,

881
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: and um. And I was telling my parents that and

882
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 1: they were like, you know you do you? Nikki? Like

883
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 1: it doesn't we know you're you're a good person. I go, well,

884
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: why is why is sex connotated with even being a

885
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 1: bad person? Like why you don't need to say I'm

886
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: a good person because there's nothing about me talking openly

887
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 1: about sex that should make you think I'm a bad person.

888
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 1: And then my mom goes, I go, what if I

889
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: did porn? And then my dad goes, no, you you're

890
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 1: not that type of girl, And I go, what is

891
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 1: what type of girls is that? Dad? And he's like,

892
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 1: that is not just giving it away for free? And

893
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: I go, who says it would be for free? He's

894
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: like putting that out there And I go, Dad, you

895
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 1: saying I can't do porn makes me want to do

896
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 1: porn so bad, and not to be like I want

897
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:53,879
Speaker 1: to make you uncomfortable, Dad, but to prove the hypocrisy

898
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:57,240
Speaker 1: of what you're saying, Like you think that porn stars

899
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 1: are bad people, that that there's something morally correct up

900
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: about them, and of course yes, the men involved in porn.

901
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 1: Sometimes there can be moral corruption in porn for sure,

902
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 1: just like in any business, like I don't know, uh,

903
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: show business, but I almost you know, I've always said

904
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: that I wanted to do porn because I would like

905
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: to bridge that I would like to show that it's

906
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 1: normal and be like, oh my gosh, this girl that

907
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: we all accepted on NBC is now doing porn. But

908
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: then I would be I can't do porn because I

909
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 1: would be ostracized. The business does not allow it, because

910
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: because being free about sex and being open with your

911
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: body is a moral issue, and people just go, you know,

912
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: if you're a stripper, you're you're a different type. She's

913
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 1: on the wrong side of the tracks. And it's just like,

914
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: I just it made me want to do porn so bad.

915
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 1: I go, Mom, Dad, don't tell me not to do

916
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 1: porn because and they go, do porn, do it? Nikki.

917
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: We would support you because they want they're doing reverse psychology,

918
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:58,320
Speaker 1: because it really there's something about when people go that

919
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 1: would make when I know for a fact that like

920
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 1: I know, I'm right, being open about sex and putting

921
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 1: it out there for the masses to consume is not

922
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 1: a bad thing, Because I go, Dad, have you never

923
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: consumed porn? So so the things these women that you're

924
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: consuming the entertainment of from time to time He goes, well,

925
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: I'm not addicted to it. I'm like, well, that's not

926
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 1: the answer. That's not what I was asking. So it's

927
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 1: either you're addicted to it or you don't watch it

928
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: at all, Like, give me a break. You people enjoy porn,

929
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: but they act like porn stars are the worst people

930
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 1: in the world. It's like, it's like, how how has

931
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 1: porn become beheading videos where where the people in them

932
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 1: are like the scourge of society. Yet you know, I

933
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,919
Speaker 1: feel like there is a gap being bridge there though,

934
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 1: Like there's this porn start line of Rhodes. There's a

935
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 1: couple other points. She's she has sixteen million followers on

936
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:55,800
Speaker 1: I get it, but like, is she in mainstream movies? No? No,

937
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: But my point is is that she's in mainstream YouTube culture,

938
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:04,919
Speaker 1: which I know isn't that good. But she but she's

939
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 1: not seen as she's actually put on a pedestal by

940
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of like, you know, eighteen nineteen

941
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,359
Speaker 1: year olds, but like the type of porn pedestal. Fucking yeah,

942
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: pedestal where they and it's pretty hot. But she but like,

943
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: there are porn stars like that that you know that

944
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 1: are on bar stool a lot that are seen outside

945
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: of just sucking and fucking where they oh, they're selling merchant,

946
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 1: they're like, you know whatever, they're getting brand deals, they're getting,

947
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: they're seeing more as like, oh, these are like movie

948
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: stars most to these people. So it is starting to,

949
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 1: i think, change the conversation. It's it's very crazy to

950
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:46,399
Speaker 1: be able. That's why I'm so in awe of them.

951
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:50,320
Speaker 1: It's because I just can't believe, how could you do that.

952
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm it's the same as like cliff diving

953
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,919
Speaker 1: or those guys that flow through the air like little

954
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: flying squirrels and then like barely at the ground. That's porn.

955
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: To me, That's how I look at porn stars. I'm

956
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: just like, oh my god, it's so cool that you

957
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 1: do that. I'm so glad I get to watch it,

958
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: But I am like, I could never do that. But

959
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,280
Speaker 1: it's not like I'm like, I don't think Cliff Jumpers

960
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: are bad. People are like, don't have him at our

961
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:19,319
Speaker 1: family dinner party. I look at it literally the same

962
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 1: way of like, because actually porn stars do look at

963
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 1: sex very like they almost look at like. I was

964
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: just like, like the way we look at comedy or

965
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: or or being on stage. People go oh my god,

966
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: how could you go on stage? And they're just like

967
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 1: they're less crazy and like weird about sex than the

968
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: people that would be weird about having them at the

969
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,840
Speaker 1: dinner party, do you know what I'm saying? Or Thanksgiving

970
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 1: dinner whatever. All right, let's get to why do I care?

971
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 1: After this break? Why do I care? Why do I care? Okay,

972
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 1: so nick him he won't read Jessica Simpson's book I

973
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: lived it for use for her first can't refuse the

974
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 1: audio Okay, Yeah, I guess you could do any audio

975
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 1: book or the Vulture recap call back or Blankets. Oh

976
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 1: my god, I just was checking my subscriptions, like on Apple,

977
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 1: I paid for Blankets prescription subscription for a year. I

978
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: gotta get back into it. I do like it. I

979
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 1: do too, and I have audio books too. I have

980
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 1: like nineteen credits that I haven't used. Dude, Okay, So Nichols,

981
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,400
Speaker 1: she won't read uscas is this book, which, by the way,

982
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 1: I heard was great. I gotta read her book because

983
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: I'm writing a book right now, and hers is one

984
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 1: that everyone goes. I didn't think it was going to

985
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: be good, but is. Yeah, because people are like chicken

986
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: un you know, and then they're like, she must be

987
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: an idiot. I really like her all the you see

988
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 1: her her latest Instagram post. So she's been sober for

989
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 1: four years and she put up a photo of her

990
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,239
Speaker 1: and tooth. It doesn't even look like you would never

991
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: even knows her if you got out. She've had a

992
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 1: problem on a lot working and so she put up

993
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 1: this photo. No make it was the day she realized

994
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,800
Speaker 1: that she wanted to be sober. Wait the picture that

995
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:11,360
Speaker 1: she put up, Wait, I want to look at it.

996
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 1: It's pretty incredible. She has three kids now, she looks

997
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 1: so happy. I didn't you know, I'm not gonna lie

998
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 1: like I kind of forgot about her. And then you

999
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: check out her Instagram and that's more successful than oh

1000
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: my God. This person is the early is in the

1001
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:32,400
Speaker 1: early morning of November one, two dozen seventeen, is an

1002
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,320
Speaker 1: unrecognizable version of myself. I had so much self discovery

1003
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 1: to unluck and explorer. I knew in this very moment,

1004
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 1: I would allow myself to take back my light, show

1005
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 1: victory over my internal battle of self respect and brave

1006
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 1: this world with piercing clarity. Personally. To do this, I

1007
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 1: need to stop drinking alcohol because it kept my mind

1008
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 1: and heart circling in the same direction, and quite honestly,

1009
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 1: I was exhausted. Um. I wanted to feel the pain

1010
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 1: so I could carry it like a badge of honor.

1011
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: I wanted to live as a leader does and break

1012
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 1: the cycles, to advance forward, never looking back with regret

1013
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 1: and remorse over any choice I've made, and would for

1014
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 1: the rest of my time here within this beautiful world.

1015
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 1: I love this. She's yeah, four years. I think this

1016
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: is a good thing. There's so much stigma around the

1017
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:11,919
Speaker 1: world alcoholism or the label of an alcoholic the real world.

1018
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 1: That needed to be done, in work that needed to

1019
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 1: be done in my life was to actually accept failure, pain, brokenness,

1020
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 1: and self sabotage. The drinking wasn't the issue I was.

1021
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 1: I didn't love myself. I didn't respect my own power.

1022
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 1: Today I do. I have made nice with the fears,

1023
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: and I've accepted the parts of my life that are

1024
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:29,360
Speaker 1: just sad. I own my personal power with soulful, soulful courage.

1025
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: I am wildly honest and comfortably open. I am free.

1026
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 1: I love you. Jessica Simpson Listen like obviously she's she's

1027
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: done it, like the had the so much of that

1028
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 1: is what I feel like I had last year when

1029
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 1: I stopped starving myself and like you know, dieting or

1030
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 1: abusing myself with food, it's still a struggle. Much like

1031
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 1: I'm sure she still has days where she wants to

1032
00:56:56,680 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 1: drink or is does something selfish. Sure, like you know

1033
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 1: what she's saying is like, drinking is not the issue.

1034
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:07,400
Speaker 1: Me starving myself wasn't the issue. Me wanting to be

1035
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: thin wasn't the issue. It's me loving myself. And if

1036
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 1: you are abusing yourself with any substance, it's not the

1037
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 1: it's not the drug, it's not like it's just you

1038
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 1: don't like yourself and you don't accept yourself, and and

1039
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 1: it's so hard to do. But it is possible. Um,

1040
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 1: even though God, I mean there there two days ago

1041
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 1: I could not accept myself. I was teetering on the

1042
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 1: brink of hurting. You know, I was hurting myself with

1043
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 1: my the mantras to myself. I was hurting myself in

1044
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:43,360
Speaker 1: just the my room being messy. I mean, I find

1045
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 1: other ways to abuse myself, even if it's not with alcohol,

1046
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 1: marijuana or I wonder if she like starving, mrs performing

1047
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: and mrs singing and like, you know, that was such

1048
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 1: a I mean, I guess a big part of her

1049
00:57:55,720 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 1: life now as being a mother and billionaire. Oh oh really,

1050
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 1: she ended up she's more. She's richer than Brittany, Christina

1051
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 1: and all those girls Mandy combined. Like that becomes like,

1052
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 1: you know, you become such a big Yeah, if you

1053
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 1: had a brand and then you just stopped doing comment,

1054
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:19,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to make I don't want to make

1055
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: more trash for the world if I could create Brianna

1056
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 1: became a billionaire off of brands, like if, I don't know,

1057
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 1: it's just interesting to me. It's sad to me though,

1058
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: a little bit that these you know, they're not they're

1059
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 1: so talent, they could put out so much amazing creative word.

1060
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 1: But that's what she's clear, Like, I bet you will

1061
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 1: get an album from her that will be probably won't

1062
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 1: sell well, no offense, because it's like that music, it

1063
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 1: doesn't do. Like Mariah Carey just released another like Christmas

1064
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 1: song and I just don't think it's going to do

1065
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 1: as well, even though she's made the most popular Christmas

1066
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 1: song of all time. Like, but I bet her album

1067
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 1: that she makes, whether it does well or not, it

1068
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 1: won't matter. You know, the artists that weigh their worth

1069
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 1: on sales, they aren't sober like she is. Like she

1070
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: has done the work. You can tell where and you

1071
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 1: know I'm not if she's doing the work. And I

1072
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 1: know when I do the work, it's nothing matters, Like

1073
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. And that's almost gets in my way.

1074
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 1: Like with the special coming up, I just know that

1075
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:22,160
Speaker 1: if it's the worst thing I've ever put out and

1076
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 1: I bomb it, and I am totally unprepared and I

1077
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 1: totally fucked up by not preparing more. I was gonna

1078
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 1: say the guy that was gonna give me notes I

1079
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,400
Speaker 1: said to him, I was like, I don't want to.

1080
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to go over notes. I don't want

1081
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 1: to go over my act and he goes, you need

1082
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 1: to and it was just like a rude awakening of like,

1083
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 1: you're right, someone needed to like slap me in the

1084
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 1: phase of be like Nikky, it's time to do the work,

1085
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 1: like it's looming. And I feel though that if I

1086
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 1: get to that point and I record it, it was

1087
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 1: always meant to be that special, Like I the fact

1088
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 1: that I didn't work on it wasn't because I was lazy.

1089
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: It was because I just couldn't. I couldn't and the

1090
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:01,000
Speaker 1: fact that I had to record that special with everything

1091
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:02,440
Speaker 1: going on in my life that led me to not

1092
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 1: be able to prepare that special is meant to be

1093
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 1: whatever it is, and I'm not having any regrets anymore.

1094
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 1: It's one of the chapters I'm working on for my

1095
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 1: book is um dealing with regret, because I when I

1096
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 1: was going through immense regret over like forgetting to say

1097
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 1: jokes or like a one conan interview I did where

1098
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 1: I just didn't feel like it was very good and

1099
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 1: I was like, why did I say this? I could

1100
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 1: have said this joke just I remember just scouring anything

1101
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 1: for like a podcast about regret, like how do you

1102
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 1: get over regret, and there was like not a lot

1103
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 1: of resources for me. So I'm I'm going to write

1104
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 1: something about it, because I really am at the point

1105
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 1: now where I just go it was meant to be

1106
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,520
Speaker 1: that way, it was always going to be that way.

1107
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 1: And cursing the other day lost to pair sunglasses on

1108
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 1: the way here when she flew they like fell out

1109
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 1: of her bag at t s A. And she doesn't

1110
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 1: lose things. She's just a very organized person and she

1111
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 1: takes care of her things. And they were like, you know,

1112
01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:01,200
Speaker 1: fifty dollar sunglasses and she lost them. And usually if

1113
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 1: Carson loses something, I hear about it constantly because she

1114
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:10,120
Speaker 1: just like talks about things in her life that especially

1115
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 1: things like that, like I lost something that is so

1116
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 1: unlike me, Like how did Like I would have heard

1117
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 1: about it. She didn't tell me about it for three

1118
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,920
Speaker 1: days and then she goes, oh, yeah, I lost my

1119
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,480
Speaker 1: sunglasses on the way here. She goes, but when I

1120
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 1: realized I lost them, I heard your voice in my

1121
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 1: head from the podcast saying I was never meant to

1122
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 1: have those sunglasses. I was only meant to have them

1123
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 1: for that amount of time they were meant to go

1124
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 1: would be with someone else. After that, and they weren't

1125
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 1: mine to have. They were always going to be lost

1126
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:38,400
Speaker 1: in that moment. There was nothing I could have done,

1127
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 1: and that was that's where they should be. And and

1128
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:44,920
Speaker 1: I go, that's why I haven't heard you obsess over

1129
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 1: these sunglasses because I because, yeah, I'm so I'm so

1130
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 1: glad that that got out there because it's helped me

1131
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 1: so much. And I sometimes say things on here where

1132
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, does this help anyone, because that that kind of,

1133
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:00,920
Speaker 1: you know, thing helps me when I lose something or

1134
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 1: I make a you know, I am in a fender

1135
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 1: bender or something. I'm just like, God, why didn't I

1136
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:08,400
Speaker 1: just tie my shoe? And then I wouldn't have been

1137
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 1: in this exact moment, Like these little things like that

1138
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 1: have done differently. It's like, stop it. It was there's

1139
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,880
Speaker 1: nothing you didn't know, There's nothing you could have done.

1140
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 1: But you know what I can do is get to

1141
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 1: collection of kids getting ready for there's person. So Okay.

1142
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 1: I was actually talking to uh my lover last night

1143
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 1: and thank God, someone that I you know, I'm hooking

1144
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 1: up with, and he was saying he's never acknowledged kid,

1145
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:47,440
Speaker 1: and it's always been kind of a thing our relationship

1146
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 1: where I'm like like whenever I say he just goes

1147
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 1: kind of like like it just kind of like I

1148
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,760
Speaker 1: can tell it, like it's just not something he's just

1149
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 1: like accepting. And then last night he was like, I

1150
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:01,080
Speaker 1: had some thoughts about and I was like what, Like

1151
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:02,840
Speaker 1: it was almost like he got down on one knee.

1152
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:06,240
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, wait, you you're acknowledging kut and

1153
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 1: he was like, he goes, you guys need to put

1154
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 1: out a cut book like Urban Outfitters book of like

1155
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 1: all of our submissions of the kiss things and make

1156
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:21,280
Speaker 1: a book of kids. And so I think that's our

1157
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 1: first branding thing for the podcast collection of kids. Okay,

1158
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:29,840
Speaker 1: let's hear this first one. Okay, this first one didn't

1159
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 1: leave a name. I don't think. I think you know it.

1160
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:36,640
Speaker 1: And Andrew. I'm calling him because I have a from

1161
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 1: this weekend. So on Friday night, my friends and I

1162
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,400
Speaker 1: went out in St. Louis and we were with a

1163
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 1: couple of guys we went to college with, and the

1164
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:47,560
Speaker 1: one guy was driving us and he he was like

1165
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 1: talking about the strip club and he was showing us

1166
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 1: his complimentary entry fees and just like wouldn't stop talking

1167
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 1: about it. And it just was like waiting for us

1168
01:03:56,840 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 1: to have a reaction, but none of us here and

1169
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 1: it just felt ye like who, we don't care that

1170
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:07,720
Speaker 1: you're going to a strip club. We don't want to go.

1171
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 1: He would then he was like you guys don't want

1172
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:17,280
Speaker 1: to go tonight, and like like why so? Yeah? I

1173
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 1: mean I was, I was. I was in threat of

1174
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 1: being before when I told you guys my manager said

1175
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:25,520
Speaker 1: I was the busiest woman in comedy. Because that's a brag.

1176
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:29,760
Speaker 1: But what I what I what what took me out

1177
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 1: of being is the fact that I set it up

1178
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 1: as like this made me feel really good, like I

1179
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:40,479
Speaker 1: acknowledged why I was sharing. It was like I I'm

1180
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:44,320
Speaker 1: I'm being selfish right now if you acknowledge, like, like,

1181
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 1: how could that guy do that and avoid being cast?

1182
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 1: I mean he's bragging essentially, he's bragging about how rich

1183
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:54,480
Speaker 1: he is that he could handle this, you know, fifty

1184
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,680
Speaker 1: dollar fee. Like if I could handle that, imagine what

1185
01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 1: I could do for you, you know what I mean? Like,

1186
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,520
Speaker 1: because my money is endless, I could have a girl

1187
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 1: ride on me and I could come in my own pants.

1188
01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:07,720
Speaker 1: How cool am I? How do you? How do you?

1189
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 1: Is there a way to what to show your entry

1190
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:17,520
Speaker 1: cards two girls without think You could say, look, how

1191
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:19,920
Speaker 1: could I am by showing that? You could even say that.

1192
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:21,360
Speaker 1: You could be like, I know this is could but

1193
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:22,880
Speaker 1: I'm kind of proud of this, or you could be

1194
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:26,160
Speaker 1: like acknowledge, I really really do enjoy going to these

1195
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:31,040
Speaker 1: strip clubs. I value them, value how they make me.

1196
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm a good tipper. I just yeah, I don't know.

1197
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 1: I mean it's hard to like, yeah, it's hard to

1198
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,600
Speaker 1: is like a black card cut if you throwed that,

1199
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:42,880
Speaker 1: like and it's like a weighted car. Is there a

1200
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:45,439
Speaker 1: way to use a card that's like that without being killed?

1201
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:47,440
Speaker 1: There's plenty of rich guys that you would never know

1202
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:50,040
Speaker 1: have a black card. You know. There's the guy that's like,

1203
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,760
Speaker 1: I got it, and he's like whips it out and

1204
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 1: throws it over his head and like it just he

1205
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 1: makes it breaks the table. It's six by six ft.

1206
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,400
Speaker 1: It's like a giant check. He's like, hey, can you

1207
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:03,880
Speaker 1: run this? No, well, just you know, I'm good for it,

1208
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 1: and then he just buys the whole restaurant. God bless you.

1209
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:12,320
Speaker 1: But that's one of my favorite things ever. Um. Yeah,

1210
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:16,439
Speaker 1: so anyhow, but yeah, it's a. If you call out cut,

1211
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:19,560
Speaker 1: you can do whatever you want if you go listen, guys,

1212
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:22,400
Speaker 1: I just want to show how fucking sick and loud

1213
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:27,760
Speaker 1: my engine sounds ready like you're not cut. You've called

1214
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 1: it out. Okay, next one, Okay, next one comes from

1215
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:35,960
Speaker 1: I think j D's name, Hi, Nikki Glazer Pod. My

1216
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 1: name is Jad Daily listener. Um, No one makes me

1217
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:42,000
Speaker 1: laugh harder, So thank you, guys. UM. I just wanted

1218
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:45,920
Speaker 1: to share a cup moment since you always reference it's

1219
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:52,440
Speaker 1: been a while the state reference. I have to always

1220
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:57,040
Speaker 1: think now that most nineties rock is pretty cut. And

1221
01:06:57,280 --> 01:07:00,800
Speaker 1: I was listening to Lightning Crashes by Live and I

1222
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:04,320
Speaker 1: couldn't help but think the whole time out cut that song.

1223
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:10,280
Speaker 1: I just wanted to share. Thanks, Thanks j D. I

1224
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:14,240
Speaker 1: think that songs about the Oklahoma City bombing crashes and

1225
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:18,520
Speaker 1: old Can you write a CURS song about a national

1226
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:23,840
Speaker 1: terroristic tragedy? Kind of? Because you know what's ki is

1227
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 1: like all is like singing like that is making a

1228
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:34,560
Speaker 1: choice to sing, like learning. Singing is feelings in songs

1229
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 1: like any kind of like ah, like like trying to

1230
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:42,960
Speaker 1: get your like trying to sound trying to get is

1231
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:47,400
Speaker 1: singing cur like sometimes when I listened to my own like,

1232
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:49,920
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying, Like there's a way that

1233
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:55,240
Speaker 1: he could sing that song without But like any singing

1234
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:58,880
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, like any recording artist well be saying

1235
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:03,840
Speaker 1: rap and like certain kind of singing pop music, their

1236
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:08,120
Speaker 1: whole thing is trying to look stand up. So kid,

1237
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:12,760
Speaker 1: I you know what's not You know what is the

1238
01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:17,800
Speaker 1: Deterrentica honesty And that's what I liked Jessica Simpsons thing,

1239
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,320
Speaker 1: and that's a big recovery thing is just if you're

1240
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:24,320
Speaker 1: honest all the time, you will see that you have

1241
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:26,720
Speaker 1: an addiction to something, like you aren't going to hide

1242
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,760
Speaker 1: an addiction, so you have to deal with it. That's

1243
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:31,080
Speaker 1: why I like the first step of like recovery things

1244
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:33,679
Speaker 1: is like admitting you have a problem. It's like getting honest.

1245
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:37,320
Speaker 1: So if you're always honest, could cannot exist in an

1246
01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:41,639
Speaker 1: honest world if you're like what what what makes everything

1247
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:45,559
Speaker 1: suck is just dishonesty is not showing your true motives

1248
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:47,680
Speaker 1: or your true intentions. And that's why I love love

1249
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:51,760
Speaker 1: on the spectrum because they can't be care false confidence,

1250
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:58,639
Speaker 1: false cockiness. Ego. Yeah, I I love Machine Gun Kelly,

1251
01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:01,920
Speaker 1: but um, someone sent me that clip of him with

1252
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:06,720
Speaker 1: with Megan Fox, I am weed and uh, And I

1253
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:08,240
Speaker 1: was like, I think it's funny, you know, I like

1254
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:10,000
Speaker 1: defended him because I like machine Gun Gally and I

1255
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:12,880
Speaker 1: was like, I think it's funny. And he was a

1256
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:14,920
Speaker 1: little annoyed that I thought that was funny. He was like,

1257
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:17,840
Speaker 1: you are like a comedian, you think that's funny. I'm like, yeah,

1258
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:19,720
Speaker 1: because it's just like a funny thing to say. She

1259
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 1: said you smell like weed. And he was probably a

1260
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:23,200
Speaker 1: little bit nervous as Megan Fox, and he was just

1261
01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:24,720
Speaker 1: like trying to think of the coolest thing to say.

1262
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:26,280
Speaker 1: And he's just like, I am It's just a dumb

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01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:28,840
Speaker 1: to say I am weed. Doesn't make any sense. And

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01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:32,040
Speaker 1: he goes, let me just clarify. You can think it's funny,

1265
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:35,400
Speaker 1: but please admit it's And I was like, oh, I mean,

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01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:38,280
Speaker 1: I think that's maybe the definition of saying I am

1267
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:42,000
Speaker 1: weed is for sure. I mean, I think people can

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01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:45,840
Speaker 1: be and you could have a balance of a lot

1269
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:48,080
Speaker 1: of things. But if he is weed, like, we don't know.

1270
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:53,400
Speaker 1: I mean, I got a little and I'm about to

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01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:59,040
Speaker 1: see him where I'll tell you soon spoiler. I mean

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01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:02,120
Speaker 1: there's actually not a oiler. Okay, next, spoilers are cool

1273
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:05,719
Speaker 1: on a car on a what's the point of spoilers?

1274
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:09,080
Speaker 1: I don't to just look like you're going faster? What honestly,

1275
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:11,800
Speaker 1: what is a spoiler? A spoiler to make you go

1276
01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:17,320
Speaker 1: faster when you're standing aerodynamics? Serodynamic? Okay, you would think

1277
01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:19,240
Speaker 1: it would slow you down, though, But going fast as

1278
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:21,599
Speaker 1: cud like just to go around in circles and go fast?

1279
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:25,639
Speaker 1: Like why do It's only to be like I could

1280
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 1: like what is boilers can get? I mean early nineties

1281
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:34,280
Speaker 1: boilers racing and going fast? Is because why do we

1282
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:38,280
Speaker 1: need to reason why you like porn? Why you want

1283
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:40,320
Speaker 1: to do porn? You know? I want to come? No

1284
01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:42,800
Speaker 1: you want it? Well, these that's how they can come

1285
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:46,200
Speaker 1: and mentally and physically they go fast and they feel. Man,

1286
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:49,960
Speaker 1: I'm getting a little existential about like I think almost

1287
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,880
Speaker 1: everything is okay next week. I'm sorry. You're gonna love

1288
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:57,479
Speaker 1: this one. Oh good okay from Maria. Hi, guys, I

1289
01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:00,439
Speaker 1: love the podcasts or every morning with it. Thank Cogressive.

1290
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:03,720
Speaker 1: You're hilarious. He made me laugh every day. I have

1291
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:07,960
Speaker 1: a kick to report report. I live in New York City,

1292
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:10,680
Speaker 1: so I often run in Central Park and I have

1293
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:14,800
Speaker 1: found that male runners in general are just pretty kid.

1294
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:18,040
Speaker 1: I don't think they can help themselves. I think it's

1295
01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:22,120
Speaker 1: just something that comes with a territory. Anyway, I saw

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01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:25,120
Speaker 1: the sky one time as I was running, and he

1297
01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:28,400
Speaker 1: had a bottom of his shirt was pulled up and

1298
01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:31,080
Speaker 1: in his mouth, so it was creating like a crop

1299
01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:34,599
Speaker 1: top moment, and I guess it was to show off

1300
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:36,840
Speaker 1: his abs. I'm not really sure what the objective was there,

1301
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:40,280
Speaker 1: but he was just running along holding the bottom of

1302
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:44,360
Speaker 1: his shirt and his mouth creating this fashion statement, and

1303
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:48,920
Speaker 1: I thought that was pretty dark. But another thing that

1304
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 1: is is something that I did myself. I am actually

1305
01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:55,519
Speaker 1: with your friend a Meal on Hinge a couple of

1306
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:59,400
Speaker 1: months back, and I really really wanted to hold myself

1307
01:11:59,439 --> 01:12:01,240
Speaker 1: back from do it, but I really couldn't. So my

1308
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:06,880
Speaker 1: first message was about you and um, I hope he

1309
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:08,560
Speaker 1: wasn't offended by that. But we can all be a

1310
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:12,280
Speaker 1: little kiss sometimes. I have realized that, oh at all.

1311
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:14,040
Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much for making this podcast. I

1312
01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:19,320
Speaker 1: really do appreciate it. Thank you what was her name, Ria? Ria?

1313
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:22,840
Speaker 1: I love that. And yeah, sometimes people go, I know

1314
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:26,280
Speaker 1: this is kuld, but like I love you or whatever.

1315
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:29,160
Speaker 1: It's like that ain't kid like, that's just honest and

1316
01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:33,200
Speaker 1: like you you, I mean you're you have a mutual

1317
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:36,519
Speaker 1: friend with a meal me so like if that's you're

1318
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:38,719
Speaker 1: my friend, if you listen to the show, especially daily,

1319
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:42,720
Speaker 1: and especially if you are like calling out, because um

1320
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,400
Speaker 1: so I would I would be mad if you didn't

1321
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:49,400
Speaker 1: write a meal. Hey I know, Nikki, Yeah, you know

1322
01:12:49,479 --> 01:12:53,080
Speaker 1: what's pretending like there isn't a connect? Yes, yes, that

1323
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:56,639
Speaker 1: would have been Yes, I feel like, who's Nicky Glazer? Meanwhile,

1324
01:12:57,479 --> 01:13:00,479
Speaker 1: like carved in your back? Yes? Oh my, that's such

1325
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,360
Speaker 1: a good one. I have to peece so bad? Can

1326
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:05,120
Speaker 1: I just go so fast? It's almost it's too distracting.

1327
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:10,439
Speaker 1: I do remember, Like when guys put their shirt up

1328
01:13:10,479 --> 01:13:14,080
Speaker 1: their show their abs, it is like like you can

1329
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:17,240
Speaker 1: I saw a thing, but here's the thing. And don't

1330
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:20,080
Speaker 1: you want the argument I'll give guys if you some

1331
01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:21,920
Speaker 1: people go, whyn't you just use the top of your

1332
01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:24,240
Speaker 1: shirt you know what I mean, to wipe off the

1333
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:27,280
Speaker 1: sweat off your brow or whatever, because that doesn't show

1334
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:31,639
Speaker 1: your abs as much. The top is already wet from sweat.

1335
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:35,519
Speaker 1: You sweat more up top than you do towards your stomach.

1336
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,880
Speaker 1: So do you use the bottom of your shirt? Yes?

1337
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:41,920
Speaker 1: If you are well. That guy must run a lot,

1338
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:44,040
Speaker 1: so doesn't he know he should take like a handkerchief

1339
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:47,200
Speaker 1: or something and not just run with his shirtey runs

1340
01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:51,200
Speaker 1: with a handkerchief with a pipe, with a pipe and

1341
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:53,280
Speaker 1: a and a hat with a feather. You should run

1342
01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:57,120
Speaker 1: with I don't run. I don't know what they use.

1343
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:06,000
Speaker 1: Why doesn't he just have a hankerchief? Nike should come

1344
01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:09,880
Speaker 1: out with the Nike handkerchief. Oh do you need to

1345
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:11,760
Speaker 1: blow snot? Do you need to get sweat off the

1346
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:15,240
Speaker 1: top of your head? We got you covered. No, It

1347
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:18,840
Speaker 1: just said why didn't the guy that wipe the sweat

1348
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:22,519
Speaker 1: off with his shirt carry a handkerchief? Well? Running um

1349
01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:29,080
Speaker 1: or a towel, but a handkerchief. No one used a handkerchief.

1350
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:31,400
Speaker 1: Did he have a pipe? And and I had with

1351
01:14:31,479 --> 01:14:34,040
Speaker 1: a feather? Do while he runs and put down his

1352
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:37,639
Speaker 1: jacket when there's a puddle for a nice lady out

1353
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:41,200
Speaker 1: of the carrot seeing in the rain? Um, oh my god,

1354
01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:46,120
Speaker 1: that's so funny. Yeah, when so I guess he was

1355
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:48,879
Speaker 1: he was sweating? Is that he was? Yeah, he was sweating.

1356
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:52,680
Speaker 1: I was talking to the top of your shirt, but

1357
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:55,640
Speaker 1: it's already wet. That's the problem. That's Yeah, I'm a

1358
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:58,439
Speaker 1: big sweater and when I run and I have like

1359
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:01,640
Speaker 1: sweat in my eyes, I you know, have to like

1360
01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:03,880
Speaker 1: pull it up and do it with like the Sometimes

1361
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:05,640
Speaker 1: I'll take my shirt off just to get so I

1362
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:07,880
Speaker 1: don't like cover up my eyes and doing it. I

1363
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:12,320
Speaker 1: have to admit, like I've been running before and I

1364
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:14,000
Speaker 1: don't need to take my shirt off. But I'm like,

1365
01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:17,559
Speaker 1: I look fucking great and I don't and I don't

1366
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:18,960
Speaker 1: go to the gym, I don't get to go to

1367
01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:22,439
Speaker 1: the beach, I don't go to the pool, and I

1368
01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:25,320
Speaker 1: kind of want to show off my body and I'm

1369
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:28,400
Speaker 1: I can run away as before anyone was like she

1370
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:32,280
Speaker 1: thinks she's hot. And it's just like I'll sometimes run

1371
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:35,519
Speaker 1: in a and it's I sweat so much that it

1372
01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:37,960
Speaker 1: feels more free, Like it feels good too. It's not

1373
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:40,920
Speaker 1: like I'm making myself more uncomfortable to show off my body.

1374
01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:44,080
Speaker 1: But I will not deny that showing off my body

1375
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:45,960
Speaker 1: is part of me wanting to take off my shirt.

1376
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:49,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I think I think you deserve it. I mean,

1377
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:52,760
Speaker 1: also it gives you a scapegoat of like, you know,

1378
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:55,439
Speaker 1: you're not just like walking around the park like Nick

1379
01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:59,120
Speaker 1: almost Nick. If you're running, it like gives you workout clothes,

1380
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:02,759
Speaker 1: all that ship yoga pants, It all makes you sexier

1381
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:06,040
Speaker 1: with under the guys of Oh no, I'm just saying yeah.

1382
01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:07,599
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just admitting that I wanted to wear

1383
01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:10,439
Speaker 1: something that makes me cuter or like, yeah that that

1384
01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:14,519
Speaker 1: I feel embarrassed do I mean I wouldn't comfortable wearing

1385
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:18,160
Speaker 1: a sports braw with your yoga pants, just like around town. Well,

1386
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:20,280
Speaker 1: Noah says, why don't you just wear red lipstick and

1387
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,640
Speaker 1: high heels in a summer dress while you were on

1388
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:28,040
Speaker 1: Nikki and a handkerchief. Well that's in a bonnet and

1389
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:31,800
Speaker 1: scarf around my neck or like like I'm in a

1390
01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:36,040
Speaker 1: big sunglasses and curlers in my hair and a petticoat.

1391
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:40,880
Speaker 1: Um yeah, garter belt. I don't know. I'm just naming

1392
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:45,439
Speaker 1: other things, um because those aren't comfortable and and they're

1393
01:16:45,479 --> 01:16:48,720
Speaker 1: not good for running. But I do sweat a lot,

1394
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:53,280
Speaker 1: and I but male runners I absolutely thinker cut. Like

1395
01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:57,920
Speaker 1: I'm just like you look crazy. You are don't have

1396
01:16:58,040 --> 01:17:00,160
Speaker 1: enough fat on your body? What are you running for um,

1397
01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:04,040
Speaker 1: what are you running from? Oh? What do you want

1398
01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:07,000
Speaker 1: from Me? I loved that song, What do you Want

1399
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:11,120
Speaker 1: from Me? What do you Love from Me? Adam Lambert?

1400
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:17,240
Speaker 1: Adam Lambert? I loved him. I loved a couple American

1401
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:21,400
Speaker 1: idols who had kind of one hits. I loved Adam

1402
01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:25,120
Speaker 1: Lambert What do you Want from Me? I loved um.

1403
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:28,920
Speaker 1: David Archiletta Crush. That is honestly one of my favorite

1404
01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:32,160
Speaker 1: pop songs of all time. If there are any other

1405
01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:35,639
Speaker 1: David Archeltta Crushed fans out there, just no, You're not alone,

1406
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:39,200
Speaker 1: but sometimes you feel alone because it is a song

1407
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:41,880
Speaker 1: that no one knows. I hear it once in a while,

1408
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:45,240
Speaker 1: like over the sound system at TJ Max. It is.

1409
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:48,439
Speaker 1: It's a great song though, and he's it's you know,

1410
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:52,800
Speaker 1: it's about a girl, but he's you know, came out Yeah.

1411
01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:58,439
Speaker 1: Um David Um Cook, Yes, a career Yeah? What was

1412
01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:02,679
Speaker 1: his single? Um? I don't know, but him, the bald guy.

1413
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:05,519
Speaker 1: David Cook and I used to text each other. He

1414
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:10,280
Speaker 1: was my first like um, I would say, celeb like

1415
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:15,280
Speaker 1: uh potential. We met. I had been on last coming standing.

1416
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:16,680
Speaker 1: I think we were both from Kansas City and you

1417
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:19,439
Speaker 1: know kind of got our start in Kent City and um,

1418
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:23,080
Speaker 1: we met at like a god, how did we even meet? Oh?

1419
01:18:23,479 --> 01:18:25,400
Speaker 1: We met here in St. Louis. I was here in

1420
01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:28,960
Speaker 1: two thousand nine. I moved back to live with my parents.

1421
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:30,640
Speaker 1: I've been on the Tonight Show at that point and

1422
01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:32,240
Speaker 1: last comic sand so I had like a little bit

1423
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:34,720
Speaker 1: of TV cred. He had one American idol I think

1424
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:37,800
Speaker 1: two years before the year before and we saw each

1425
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:39,560
Speaker 1: other at Blueberry Hill. He was in town doing a

1426
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:43,200
Speaker 1: show and my friend I was with my friends and

1427
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:46,800
Speaker 1: my friends like went up to him were like like

1428
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:48,960
Speaker 1: we I was like, oh my god, he's so cute

1429
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:51,080
Speaker 1: and just didn't want to say anything. But my friends

1430
01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:52,719
Speaker 1: I think went up to two of my guy friends

1431
01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:55,120
Speaker 1: went up to him, were like wingmandum for me or

1432
01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:57,479
Speaker 1: said something. And then he invited us somewhere and then

1433
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:00,880
Speaker 1: I think he was like They were like, he's like

1434
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,840
Speaker 1: interested in you. I was like what, And I just

1435
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:04,719
Speaker 1: couldn't believe it. And I think these are the MySpace

1436
01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:07,120
Speaker 1: days and I think maybe I slid in there. I

1437
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:09,000
Speaker 1: don't know, but then he was supposed Then we started

1438
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:11,639
Speaker 1: texting and we never met again. But um, I've always

1439
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:14,200
Speaker 1: like had. I remember listening to that song a lot,

1440
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:16,680
Speaker 1: being like I'm gonna be this guy's girlfriend, like projecting

1441
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:19,320
Speaker 1: that into the world. I like had the Big. You know,

1442
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:21,519
Speaker 1: it's one of those things where you just think that

1443
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:24,519
Speaker 1: something's gonna get off the ground and it literally never

1444
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:28,320
Speaker 1: even leaves the gate, and you're like I and you're

1445
01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:33,240
Speaker 1: already in Paris on vacation, and you're like, it's your honey.

1446
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:35,920
Speaker 1: The plane ain't taken off, you haven't even boarded. They

1447
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:38,400
Speaker 1: won't let you on. Your bag is too big, Your

1448
01:19:38,439 --> 01:19:42,320
Speaker 1: baggage just too much, Like what are you even thinking?

1449
01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:45,720
Speaker 1: Like the places my mind will go in fantasy land

1450
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:47,760
Speaker 1: with guys or have gone in the past. Now I

1451
01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:52,120
Speaker 1: now I cut myself off from even the first step. Yeah,

1452
01:19:52,160 --> 01:19:54,360
Speaker 1: you don't even get the ticket. I don't even like

1453
01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:59,479
Speaker 1: price line it you don't kayak? Yeah, I mean yeah.

1454
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:02,400
Speaker 1: It's it's good though, to have those like I think

1455
01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:06,840
Speaker 1: you have to have like these these dreams to then

1456
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:09,519
Speaker 1: reach something. Maybe it won't be that dream, but at

1457
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:12,280
Speaker 1: least you're dreaming. I know that sounds cheesy, but at

1458
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:16,240
Speaker 1: least you're like thinking, Big might not date David Cook,

1459
01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:19,799
Speaker 1: but I might date a Line Cook yeah, who almost

1460
01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:23,439
Speaker 1: went to Paris during the summer between junior and senior year,

1461
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:25,800
Speaker 1: but he failed out because he was addicted dogsy. Now

1462
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:28,680
Speaker 1: I love fantasizing about boys. It used to be one

1463
01:20:28,720 --> 01:20:32,320
Speaker 1: of my favorite things. Did you Fantasia? Burino? Never liked

1464
01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:35,160
Speaker 1: a single of hers really, justin Guarini I thought was

1465
01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:39,479
Speaker 1: gonna be bigger. Bo Bice has a the best song ever,

1466
01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:42,680
Speaker 1: I think on American Idol when he sings acapella, bo

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Speaker 1: Bice acapella. I don't even know any Daughtry. I liked him, Patry,

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Speaker 1: I really like Daughtry um, but no voice people. I

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Speaker 1: couldn't even name a voice person neither. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: well we've covered it all so much. I love her.

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Speaker 1: Carrie Underwood. Yeah, I mean that's Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson's

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Speaker 1: audition on American Idol, best audition ever. You've never seen

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Speaker 1: all of them, so you can't really say that, but

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Speaker 1: the best one you've seen, Yes, But her winning and

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Speaker 1: singing a moment like this after she wins is even

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Speaker 1: just listening to the audio of it makes me cry

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Speaker 1: because she is so cute. Speaking of I'm gonna I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna see her very shortly. Chances is there anyone I

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Speaker 1: could bring up that you don't know? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: She goes, oh god, kind of moment, like you should

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Speaker 1: do that. You do that on her show, everything changes,

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Speaker 1: beauty remains, so she does that. Something so simple can

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Speaker 1: mix plain. I can sing as good to Kelly Clarkson

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Speaker 1: when she's weeping uncontrollably. All right, gotta go. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for listening to the podcast Prosperity. Uh don't and oh

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Speaker 1: my god, you're so Gloder