1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little secret. 2 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,480 Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? 3 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:19,760 Speaker 3: I sure do. I said a vegan meat Wait on accident, 4 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:24,240 Speaker 3: say that one more time. I accidentally, in an emergency 5 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:28,880 Speaker 3: situation said a vegan a meat product, and then line 6 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:29,320 Speaker 3: about it. 7 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,240 Speaker 2: What was their thoughts on it? 8 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:37,160 Speaker 3: Oh gosh. So what happened was, so, my roommate has 9 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,959 Speaker 3: this friend who she's in the field that I work in, 10 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 3: and I really like wanted to get to know her 11 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:46,519 Speaker 3: because I would love to work with her. Basically, So 12 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 3: I thought, Okay, I'm gonna have this girl over, Like 13 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 3: We're gonna, you know, have drinks and I'll make dinner 14 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 3: and I'll like kind of get to know her a 15 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,120 Speaker 3: little bit better and then like work my way in 16 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:59,280 Speaker 3: there to get this job that she's hiring for networking. 17 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 3: So yeah, like you know, I mean I've met her before, 18 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:04,480 Speaker 3: so you know, I have her over. I was I 19 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,119 Speaker 3: made this like my favorite dinner, which is like this 20 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:10,400 Speaker 3: cast role that like my grandma made like my whole childhood. 21 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 3: It's so good. And so I'm like making dinner and 22 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,959 Speaker 3: my roommate before this girl comes over, She's like, oh, 23 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 3: by the way, she's vegan and I'm like over halfway done, 24 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 3: like there's no going back now. And so I'm like, 25 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:27,480 Speaker 3: oh God, like okay, whatever, I'm just gonna not say anything. 26 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 3: And so my roommate told her that what I made 27 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 3: was vegan, and so she was really excited and ate, 28 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:39,480 Speaker 3: she ate, she ate, she ate. As she cleaned her plate, 29 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,760 Speaker 3: she was like, that was incredible, Like I have to 30 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 3: know the recipe. And so I told her. I told 31 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 3: her that I used impossible meat, but I absolutely did not. 32 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 3: I used ground beef. 33 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 4: And yeah, any reports of how that was for her 34 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 4: the next day? 35 00:01:55,760 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, So she really liked it. But then the next 36 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 3: day she tested and asked maybe if like any of 37 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 3: my ingredients were expired because she had a stomach ache. 38 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 3: So I think that's probably. 39 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 2: Okay. 40 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 3: Two things, that's very bold of a person to be, like, 41 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 3: did you feed me like rotten food? 42 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:20,720 Speaker 2: Yeah? And also you like, h well, thank you for 43 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,080 Speaker 2: telling us your dirty little secret. 44 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 3: Thank you? 45 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 4: What's your dirty little secret? 46 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:38,800 Speaker 2: Hello? Where's it going? Hey? What's up? How are you? 47 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 3: How are you doing? 48 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:40,359 Speaker 2: Not too bad? Man? 49 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 4: So you've a dirty little secret. I do, sweet, let's 50 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 4: hear it. 51 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 1: When my girlfriend and I were dating at the time, 52 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:54,800 Speaker 1: she went to this small school and everybody. 53 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 3: Was just you know her. 54 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: Her friends at the time were talking crap about me. 55 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 1: I used to work for a U A sports team 56 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 1: over here where I'm at and some of her old 57 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,119 Speaker 1: friends on me had a game asked me to get 58 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 1: an autograph for him, and uh I ended up signing 59 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 1: a jersey for. 60 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:18,240 Speaker 2: That for that friend. So that's great. 61 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 1: To this day, it's just it's funny just knowing that 62 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 1: that guy's had my autograph above his above his bed. 63 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:30,520 Speaker 2: Pretty much, that's hilarious. So who's this guy? He's just 64 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 2: some random No, it was. 65 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,400 Speaker 1: It was one of the guys that my wife went 66 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,320 Speaker 1: to school with. 67 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 4: So you faked the the athlete's autograph in order to 68 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 4: look cool for your girlfriend at the time. 69 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: Uh no, just to kind of get back at him. 70 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 2: Oh, to get back at him. You talk bad about 71 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 2: it exactly, and then start jack your old friends. 72 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 1: So set him over. 73 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 2: We missed that part. That's a very important part of 74 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,480 Speaker 2: the story as. 75 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,120 Speaker 4: To why you give a fake autograph to somebody whose 76 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:05,920 Speaker 4: autograph was it. 77 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,960 Speaker 2: I really don't want to say that's fair. 78 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 4: It'll probably give it all over yeah, probably actually probably not, Yeah, 79 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 4: because he knows exactly whose jersey he has over his bed. 80 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:20,800 Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, absolutely, 81 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 2: have a good day man, you too, what's your dirty 82 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 2: little secret? 83 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 3: Text Sue Bowl to four one oh sixty one.