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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The

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Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. These are some of our favorite segments from

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Speaker 1: this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment last stravaganza.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeist. Really,

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Speaker 1: what's something from your short history that reveals a little

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Speaker 1: bit about who you are? So I just mentioned the View.

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Speaker 1: That is because I watched the View every day. So

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Speaker 1: I don't really do Google search history as much as

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Speaker 1: I go to my YouTube and I kind of refresh

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Speaker 1: it to see what they recommend. The recommendations for me are,

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Speaker 1: and it's always like what's happened on the View that day?

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Speaker 1: And also like this is insane but construction progress on

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Speaker 1: theme park attractions? Oh I get theme park attraction stuff too.

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Speaker 1: I'm very into roller coaster YouTube. Can you tell people

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Speaker 1: what did somebody tweet at you? I remember someone tweet

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Speaker 1: you said, what's that channel that you watched? A false

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Speaker 1: you to tell people? Right now? I watched Defunct Land.

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Speaker 1: I love Defunct. Yeah. I'm so embarrassed to admit it,

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Speaker 1: but I've been I'm like, I think everyone want to

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Speaker 1: know we're in a community together, And I would say

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Speaker 1: that everyone should come out everyone. So basically it's like

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Speaker 1: you it it looks at it's like a series of

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Speaker 1: video channel that looks at like old theme park attractions

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Speaker 1: and it gets into the history of them, and then

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Speaker 1: it kind of just like talks about how they were

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Speaker 1: developed and why they didn't work, or like what's what

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Speaker 1: the story is? What there? It's it's pretty cool. Like

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Speaker 1: there's like a you know what old theme park attraction

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Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with. It's called Alien Encounter. It was in

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Speaker 1: the Magic Kingdom and Tomorrowland. So this was like, um,

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Speaker 1: and you can really go down a rabbit hole about

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Speaker 1: this particular theme park attraction. This is insane that I'm

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Speaker 1: getting into this, but it was a terrifying experience tomorrow

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Speaker 1: Land in the Magic Kingdom, which is very much a

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Speaker 1: park for children. But they made a risk and they

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Speaker 1: were like, we want to do a scary thing, and

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Speaker 1: so they were going to make a theme park attraction

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Speaker 1: based on the movie Alien. Oh so fucking movie Alien. Yes,

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Speaker 1: because Disney was attached to it and so um, they

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Speaker 1: ended up sort of doing it and they realized, no,

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Speaker 1: of made like an alternate version of it, which no

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Speaker 1: one knew but was the most terrifying thing ever. It's

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Speaker 1: got a pre show that has Tyra Banks, which is

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Speaker 1: my favorite thing about it. UM. And then you basically

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Speaker 1: go into this circular room and they put a restraint

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Speaker 1: but you're strapped into a chair. And so what they

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Speaker 1: claim that they're gonna do is they're gonna show you

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Speaker 1: like a teleportation. They're gonna like beam in someone from

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Speaker 1: another galaxy into the space. And it's the mistake that

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Speaker 1: the thing that goes awry is it's a vicious alien.

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Speaker 1: And then they do that sort of sensory stuff where

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Speaker 1: you can feel it breathing on your neck and sliming

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Speaker 1: on you, and literally someone dies in it and blood sprays.

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Speaker 1: And this isn't an magic Kingdom. So this was an

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Speaker 1: attraction in the nineties and they eventually shut it down

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Speaker 1: because of guest complaints, but it's like a beloved UM

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Speaker 1: I'm waiting for them to make a video about the

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Speaker 1: Aerosmith roller coaster. Absolutely because I like, well that still stands. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I loved Studios. I love it. It's such a good

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Speaker 1: roller coaster. So you haven't been to any of those

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Speaker 1: Orlando theme you must go because they have been revolutionized

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Speaker 1: in the past ten year. You go there and they

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Speaker 1: are it's just like you can't believe first of all,

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Speaker 1: the production value. Honey it is. You are thoroughly entertained,

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Speaker 1: and you must go see the Harry Potter stuff. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm in Oh wait, I've got yeah, I've got a

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Speaker 1: season past mile so I can get discounted passes if

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Speaker 1: you ever want to. Are you're gonna okay, are you

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Speaker 1: gonna go to a Galaxy's Edge? Yes, So that's current

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Speaker 1: events as well. I'm trying to restrain myself because I

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Speaker 1: will spend seven thousand dollars in there. I mean, off

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Speaker 1: the strength of everything. Go to theme parks that I

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Speaker 1: just faint. Well, it's allegedly almost twenty minutes long. Yeah, really, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's more than one style of ride. Yes, you change vehicles,

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Speaker 1: which didn't know that. That's amazing. Did you hear about

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Speaker 1: the Kylo Red animatronic No? No, wow, Like wull Adam

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Speaker 1: driver Like no, that is d that is going to

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Speaker 1: come all the way up to you, honey, and and

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Speaker 1: and and try to kill you. And there are life

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Speaker 1: size the second driver has been immortalized in this way.

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Speaker 1: It's insane and it doesn't make sense. The first time

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Speaker 1: now he is the Star Wars villain. He is. It's

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Speaker 1: so I watched We're doing an episode of Today, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, he was in fucking that movie too,

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Speaker 1: the door the whole time, and you're just like five

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Speaker 1: years later he literally rose to fame as the weirdest

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Speaker 1: fun boy in Brooklyn, and now he is the villain

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Speaker 1: of Star Wars. He is in a Disney attraction forever.

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Speaker 1: I look forward to a very thoughtful essay on that

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Speaker 1: one day. I might write it today. I'm at thirty

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Speaker 1: six percent right now, so you're gonna not even You're

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Speaker 1: not even gonna understand the Okay, I right, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be too smart. It's gonna be a genius essay on

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Speaker 1: galaxy brains. Yes, what's a myth? What's something people get

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Speaker 1: wrong that you're like, No, I need to I need

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Speaker 1: to hit y'all to the truth. Okay, So guess what

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Speaker 1: might have misunderstood the assignment? Okay? I wrote down bloody Mary. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I think that if you go into the bathroom the

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Speaker 1: Mary three times from she won't come. Well, hold on,

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Speaker 1: well that's a hot ass take. She's not coming. I

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Speaker 1: have a lot of sleepovers that would indicate otherwise. Do

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Speaker 1: you have a lot of dead friends there is. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all my friends are dead? Isn't that a Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: like that's a song that's a basically the Billie Eilish album.

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Speaker 1: Uh No, I was just all my friends are that one. No,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't talking about that one. But I know that

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Speaker 1: That's like pulled from like a shitty like novelty but

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Speaker 1: friends are dead? Sorry? Uh let me marry. Are all

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Speaker 1: your friends dead? Yes? Okay, Well then so what do

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Speaker 1: you say about that? Man? Well, first of all, I

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Speaker 1: don't I can't source that. I what's your brain capacity

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Speaker 1: right now? I'm at a full four were shooting up.

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Speaker 1: I'm incredibly smart right now because from Kirkland's signature. Um,

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Speaker 1: but this is what I think. Correct me if I'm wrong.

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Speaker 1: will come kill you, or she will come spook you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I just thought she showed up. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what do I think that's what does she do? What?

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Speaker 1: What's your what's your goal? Like? Are you a murderer?

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Speaker 1: I think the whole thing is unclear. I think that

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Speaker 1: and I don't want either of you to do it. Well,

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Speaker 1: I would never do it alone ever ever, really I

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Speaker 1: thing like sorry God, where she's always watching and knows

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Speaker 1: We should start a new podcast. It's like cereal, but

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Speaker 1: disprove a myth. And I was like, bloody Mary, like

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Speaker 1: to come up with incredible marketing tactics. This is like

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Speaker 1: a guerilla marketing tactic, Willa, just that they're not they're

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Speaker 1: not necessarily putting it on billboards, but they are whispering

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Speaker 1: in the people's ears. It is in our pop music subliminally. Right,

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Speaker 1: That's why Billie Eilish exists. If you play her music back,

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Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, it's like Helter skelter, but it's juice

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Speaker 1: on this Bloody Mary myth real quick in the bethroom. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have to What is a myth? Eric, What

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Speaker 1: is something that people think is true that you know

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Speaker 1: to be false or vice versa. Well, so we're just

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Speaker 1: talking about before going on a podcast that I believe

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Speaker 1: that people that experience mania, I'm not actually mad, but

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Speaker 1: they're actually tapping into something bigger than ourselves, which I

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Speaker 1: And it's changed how I view things. And I is

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Speaker 1: the thing that I knew everything and now I'm like,

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Speaker 1: thought you thought you knew everything? No, but like I was,

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Speaker 1: like every country, yes, sure, just to see what he

424
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Speaker 1: comes out with. Was this was the account trying to

425
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 1: basically just pretend it. There was sort of this blast

426
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,880
Speaker 1: conservative person who was like, man, Trump really fucking pulling

427
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 1: up for my people? Ya? Yes? What is he on

428
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 1: the end? Because that's tight? Yeah, because they were you know,

429
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 1: they were tired of being called racist by their kids

430
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 1: and everybody at Thanksgiving, And so they were like, what

431
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 1: if I created I'll do the Twitter version of Loquistiona.

432
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 1: This exactly the Twitter version of the like, just what

433
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 1: is your old man's behind that account? You think I'm cool? Now?

434
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 1: I talked like the brothers, what is something from your

435
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:39,879
Speaker 1: search history that's revealing about who you are? Okay, this

436
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 1: is a search from this morning. I have been having

437
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 1: some wild dreams, and so my search this morning was

438
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 1: dream about rabbit with crust on its mouth. Oh no,

439
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 1: from what I can tell, there's there's not a lot

440
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:56,120
Speaker 1: of There's not a lot. I may be, in fact

441
00:23:56,160 --> 00:24:00,119
Speaker 1: an innovator in this field. Your brain has invented a

442
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 1: new dream. I had a dream last night that like it.

443
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 1: I had a dream that I woke up and there

444
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 1: was a turtle in my bed and it was like

445
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 1: hugging my leg and I was like, I'll be this

446
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 1: turtle's mom. Shut and then I was like, I gotta

447
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 1: go show my friends, which they were all at a

448
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 1: grocery store in the back because they worked there. So

449
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 1: I went to the grocery store, brought my turtle, and

450
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: I was taking it out of the bag to be like,

451
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 1: check out this turtle. But then it was a rabbit

452
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 1: with crust on its mouth, and you're like, where'd you

453
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,639
Speaker 1: get this crusty rabbit? And I was like, he'll tell you,

454
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 1: and then he couldn't talk because of all the crust

455
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 1: on his mouth. Horny turtles do turn into crusty rabbits.

456
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 1: I believe that is like the caterpillar to butterfly transition

457
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 1: looking for me. But maybe it's just that that gets

458
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: a memory that actually happened to you. I think it

459
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: may have been a repressed memory of the time I

460
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 1: brought my turtle to a grocery store. Our neighbor has

461
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 1: a white rabbit that is constantly escaping and just hanging

462
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 1: out in our front yard, which is cool because we

463
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 1: get like a pet rabbit, for it's not that big.

464
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 1: It's just like a you know, like a normal sized rabbit.

465
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 1: But people like at least once a day people stop

466
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: by our house and are like, your rabbit got out,

467
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 1: and uh, and then we have to explain, no, it's

468
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 1: our neighbors. But they don't care that their rabbits out.

469
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 1: They just let it stay out and it comes home.

470
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 1: So very weird thing is a wild rabbit like that, right,

471
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 1: I thought it was just a normal rabbit, any other rabbit.

472
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 1: And it's like, oh wait, let's bounce. I just have

473
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 1: a pet turtle named football team. Really yeah he was

474
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: really you're the best. Yeah. I think the way that

475
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 1: they know it's not a real rabbit. And this is

476
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: some information that apparently everybody but me head is that

477
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 1: white rabbits don't exist in the wild. Uh, they only

478
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: existed magician's hat in my front yard. And you're having

479
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 1: a dream. No, it's like very dream logic. E though.

480
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: It's just this like every time I come home late

481
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 1: at night or you know, from work, there's just a

482
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,919
Speaker 1: rabbit that's just like staring up at me, like as

483
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 1: I walk. If anyone in ze gang is a dream analysts,

484
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,239
Speaker 1: let me know, because it's seeing a rabbit in your

485
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 1: dream is supposed to me and like a sign of

486
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 1: success in luck. But what if it cannot speak because

487
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: it's too crusty? Seems right? What was it was the

488
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: crust specific color? Like it wasn't like it was also

489
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 1: it was a white rabbit. The crust was also white,

490
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 1: but like you to the point where you couldn't even

491
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 1: see the rabbit's mouth. His mouth was like it was

492
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 1: pretty grotesque, had rabies. Yeah, it's not like a raby rabbit.

493
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 1: But damn, that's crazy though, because normally, like the dream websites,

494
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: we have an odd ty like I go on there

495
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 1: all the time, and I don't know if I make

496
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: interpretations on dream websites just because it's what I want

497
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: to happen. Like I remember, I used to have these

498
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 1: vivid dream was in college before. This is terrible, but

499
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: I stold his girl's boyfriend. And but the dreams was

500
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 1: like girl love the ultimate scam because the dreams were like, oh, girl,

501
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 1: you're supposed to be with this man you love with you,

502
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: y'all just be together. That's at least have my interpretation,

503
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: and right, I wonder if you can like find that

504
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 1: that's interesting. There's some reliable dream websites that I go

505
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 1: to that just basically confirmed my own biases. In that respect,

506
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: I need that I was on dreaming and sleeping dot com.

507
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,959
Speaker 1: It doesn't dreams, honey a dreams I got everything they

508
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: got kissing your cousin, making out with your auntie. You know,

509
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 1: you know the greatest of the greatest hits of dreams

510
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,959
Speaker 1: that we've all had because you're your cousin making out

511
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: with your right. I still my worst dream that I've

512
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: ever had, or the dream I had that I've never

513
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,679
Speaker 1: been able to analyze, is like when I was twelve,

514
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,919
Speaker 1: I had a dream that I was having a birthday

515
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 1: party and there was like one of those inflatable jumpy houses,

516
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: which we can like I never had one of those,

517
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: and I was like, Oh, this is so cool is

518
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: my birthday? When they were like, actually, Bob sagets in

519
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 1: there and he's not going to come out ruined the party.

520
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 1: That sounds like it could be a memory. Also, wait,

521
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: how old were you when you had that dream? Twelve?

522
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: I just watched like reruns. Yeah, you already got the

523
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: sense that Bob sag It was a like and he's

524
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 1: not coming out uncooperative bitch, Bob sag It. Let's talk

525
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: about add Week, guys. We we look to them for

526
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: any you know, reporting about millennials and young people in general.

527
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: AD Week generally has their finger on the pulse. Yeah,

528
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: so they published an article. I'm just gonna read the

529
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: headline and subhead. It's so aggravating this whole that this

530
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 1: is even an article on AD Week yes, why targeting

531
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: millennial consumers might not be such a hot idea after all.

532
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 1: And then subhead, a growing body of evidence shows why

533
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: gen y consumers aren't ideal because many of them are broke.

534
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: That's the subhead. So, uh, they're ruining We're ruining everything

535
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: because we're broke and can't buy anything. But then I

536
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: like even how ad week is like, here's the deal.

537
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 1: They're the problem because they're broke. Otherwise the consumer machine

538
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 1: could run fine if they weren't. Yeah, it's really interesting

539
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 1: to read all these things that we've known are true

540
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 1: and have talked about for the past two years, but

541
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: written from the perspective of like a consumerists like advocate earlier.

542
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: You know. So they're they're talking about how this new

543
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: survey of four thousand American consumers determined that, you know,

544
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: millennials are just not spending as much money on random

545
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: ship basically, And then they said the problem is not

546
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: their size, as millennials represent a larger consumer group than

547
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 1: the baby boomers, and it's not the block of money

548
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: they control. Millennials spend about six billion dollars a year. Uh.

549
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: The problem rather is that millennials are saddled with very

550
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: large and unavoidable expenses that reduce their spending power when

551
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: it comes to discretionary purchasing that gets marketers so excited.

552
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: Expenses like what they write. Data from Deloitte and other

553
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: sources point to at least two major factors that are

554
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: impeding millennial spending power right now. Housing in student debt,

555
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: what the more obvious. It's so weird to hear like

556
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: a capitalist assessment of the fucking the machinations of the

557
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: the terrible ship that happens in this stage of capitalism,

558
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: Like they're the people who sell the ship, and then

559
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: they're like, huh, we're it's interesting, we're noticing that this

560
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: system that we're perpetuating has led to this consumer group

561
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: not having enough money and now we're kind of rubbing

562
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 1: our chins about it, like right, But to have any

563
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: other take would require self awareness about their their position

564
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: in capitalism exactly exactly what it means to be foisting

565
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: expectations of expenditure onto your consumers when your consumers are

566
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 1: literally under the thumb of systemic debt, right, And it's

567
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 1: like if you're trying to eat and survive, It's it's

568
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: like all of those articles about how millennials are killing

569
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: certain industries when in fact those industries don't exist to

570
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: serve them, and they should be changing their models. Yeah, hey,

571
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: if you didn't need a sandwich all the time, you'd

572
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: have enough money for a house. Yes, that is that

573
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 1: is like an art that really yeah. Yeah, and it

574
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: also that's an argument that really like boils my blood

575
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: because it's like life is so difficult if you need

576
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: to have a sandwich out do it, Like your nine

577
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: dollar sandwich is not going to even the playing field

578
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 1: as far as like generational wealth goes, do you know

579
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like the people who can buy houses

580
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles are from intergenerational wealth, and like, honest,

581
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 1: they should be redistributing into the community and instead are

582
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: investing in like assets, which is neither here nor there.

583
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: But it's just like, yeah, it's God and that none

584
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 1: of them ever take the time to say, well, why

585
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: is why is someone even forced to decide between a

586
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: sandwich and healthcare? Like I want to you zoom out

587
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: a little bit like the context of the Yeah, it's

588
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 1: it's like an examination of the symptoms that has no

589
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: lens on the causey right, It's it's a really important

590
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 1: point that you don't see covered a lot in the

591
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: media is that millennials have like they spend a lot

592
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: of money. It's just they're spending it on things that

593
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 1: cost more to their generation, housing and student debt, Like

594
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: student debt has gone like the cost of college has

595
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: gone way up compared to previous generations, and so is

596
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 1: housing just erased that all that fucking debt Now, Yeah,

597
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 1: I think like what is actually like necessary as an examination,

598
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: like why college costs of sub brisin so exorminantly, Like

599
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: what point does it become almost predatory lending? Right, like

600
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: giving student loans out to eighteen year olds who may

601
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: be like do or do not have a co signer,

602
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: don't really know what's going on making sure that they're

603
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: like knowing the difference between federal and private loans. So

604
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: it's like, at what point is that sort of like

605
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: a predatory housing loan? Yeah, well, and I think that's

606
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: also just I think fundamentally we just also don't When

607
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: I think about the presidential race, I'm like, I'm more

608
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: interested in candidates who question why things like health and

609
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: education are profitable revenue streams for companies rather than like

610
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: these are not These aren't things that need to generate

611
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: revenue exactly. But I would argue that under capitalism, there

612
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 1: is sort of the idea that anything and everything is

613
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 1: available for purchase and available to monetize, and if that

614
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 1: incentive exists, there's always going to be corporations and people

615
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: who wanted to exist. Like if we think about the

616
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 1: pharmaceutical industry specifically in America, Uh, we experience drug prices

617
00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: that no other country does because of things like you know, patents,

618
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: and there's just like no incentive to stop doing it

619
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: because there's so much money inside of it. Yeah. Well,

620
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: I think that's why we're having this these like moments

621
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: where we're having to really examine like the sort of

622
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: systems we're living under them, Like how long can this

623
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: go before completely flames? Yeah? Absolutely, and before it cannibalizes it? Yeah,

624
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: because I mean that's what's happening now with all this

625
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 1: kind of private privatization of public works and things like that.

626
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,919
Speaker 1: So yeah, that drives me nuts, especially like stories about

627
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 1: like kids who will fill in potholes for free in

628
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: the city will just like send them a check, and

629
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,800
Speaker 1: it's just like that is a broken state, right, or

630
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: there's like another one of like kid uses his like

631
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 1: uh fucking chore money to lunch. Did you I read

632
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 1: one of those stories and the lunch that was like

633
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,319
Speaker 1: seventy four dollars, and it's like your local government, I'll

634
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: send seventy four dollars, Like your local government can't cover that,

635
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 1: like what is right? But instead the way that that

636
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: gets turned into a news story is if a private

637
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,919
Speaker 1: individual has to cover it for the people, like that's yeah,

638
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 1: But we also lift those stories up and celebrate them

639
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 1: in a way that becomes like toxic, like we're like, oh,

640
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: that's so sweet, instead of being like that's actually super

641
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: fucked up that they had to do that, Like where

642
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:15,399
Speaker 1: where are any of the governmental support? Yes, I don't

643
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: blame us though I think that I think like we're

644
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: going to find the glimmers of hope where we can

645
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 1: like the people who built the system should be But

646
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 1: I think at the same time, you can cover that

647
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: and you can say acknowledge that this person is something good.

648
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,320
Speaker 1: But also in that article because most articles and I

649
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 1: mean six year old Stephen really went out of his

650
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 1: way to make things were fair, rather than like he

651
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: did that because he operates in the escape where we

652
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: put all this ship on this six year old kid

653
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: or however old this child is like, what the fuck

654
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 1: is how that article should end? Yeah, well that would

655
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:50,320
Speaker 1: be like a more well rounded and truthful examination of

656
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: the issue instead of just like the one like human interesting, right,

657
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: because I think it's a little bit makes us feel good,

658
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,280
Speaker 1: but then it also distracts people that like we're actually

659
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 1: racing against a clock of an issue that really needs

660
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: to be addressed and not really taken seriously because we

661
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,800
Speaker 1: have moments and we just go yeah, I think that

662
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: it can play cape people in a really dangerous way.

663
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. Well, if we ever get a media outlet,

664
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 1: we'll cover that side of yeah and platform. Yeah, at

665
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 1: the end, it's like boom, but also shout out to

666
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: the child, but also fun the system that put him

667
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 1: or her them in that situation. Alright, we're going to

668
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:37,959
Speaker 1: take another break. We'll be right back, and we're back, guys.

669
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 1: I want to talk about Kawhi leonard Um. Who's that man?

670
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 1: I ask? He is apparently the best player in the NBA.

671
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: It wasn't clear heading into the playoffs, but he has

672
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: loaded the country of Canada onto his back and just

673
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: dragged them to the promised land the promise. And I'm

674
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:02,720
Speaker 1: wondering if this is all part of a viral marketing

675
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: stump for Men in Black International, because they do have

676
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 1: a campaign where Anthony Davis turns out to be an alien.

677
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: Uh And I'm I'm wondering if this is all a

678
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: slow role where like once he's on the podium accepting

679
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:20,959
Speaker 1: the award, he'll reveal that he's an alien or something,

680
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 1: because I don't know, this is no no, but anyways,

681
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: I just have this one quote that is further evidence

682
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,720
Speaker 1: that he's definitely an alien. Uh So this is about

683
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 1: his time with the San Antonio Spurs years ago. Well.

684
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: With the Spurs, Kauai was known for his love of

685
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 1: red apples. One time, after practice, everyone decided to go

686
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 1: out for a team dinner, pops like team dinners or

687
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: legendary and he would take them to like amazing restaurants

688
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: and like share he's like one of the best wine

689
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: minds in America. Like he's like some Yeah, he's like

690
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: like psalms, respect the ship out of him. Greg Popovich, Wow,

691
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: I like, I like his new skills. But anyways, at

692
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: one of these meals, he takes everybody out after practice

693
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 1: for a team dinner. When it was his turn to order,

694
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: Kauai waved off the waiter and instead pulled out a

695
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: bag of twelve apples. Coach Popovitch asked what he was doing,

696
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: and Kauai simply replied, Apple time. Apple Time. He then

697
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 1: ate all twelve apples with a knife and fork yo,

698
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 1: like on a plate like not even like cart like

699
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: peeling it or whatever, like let me forking knife job.

700
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: I like him, Yes, Apple time, somebody whom I couldn't

701
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: pretend I want to participate in this meal or I

702
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 1: can honor apple time. And also he's made a memory

703
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 1: like I was if I was at the table, because

704
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 1: sometimes you don't remember every restaurant had. Yeah, you'll remember

705
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: this one. Oh I was there when he broke out

706
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 1: apples and he was like apple time, baby. It's like,

707
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 1: how was your food? It's like, I don't know. I

708
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 1: just remember Apple time, to be honest, and he loved it.

709
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 1: Did they say what kind of red apples? It was? No,

710
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 1: they don't. This actually came up. This was shared. No,

711
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 1: it wasn't. This is just he's a very strange guy.

712
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: You we need to show you some clips of interviews

713
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 1: with him, because he doesn't he doesn't know how to

714
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: laugh as this bizarre laugh but as he sounds like

715
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: he has broken ribs laughing, try not to move his body. Yeah,

716
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: it's it's something else. Yeah, but this guy, this anyway

717
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,879
Speaker 1: sent me down along. It was shared with me by

718
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: one of my friends in a thread, and my friend

719
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I thought I liked red apples. And

720
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, what's your favorite kind of red apple?

721
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,720
Speaker 1: Because I'm a big apple fan. Uh, And he said

722
00:39:56,160 --> 00:40:03,879
Speaker 1: red delicious was his favorite kind of apple, which is unacceptable. Yea,

723
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: as far as red Delicious is not a good I

724
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 1: would never reach for a Red Delicious on its own. Yeah,

725
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 1: I mean I will have the hybrid, the Fuji, which

726
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: I know is a descendant of the red Delicious. Yeah,

727
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,760
Speaker 1: Fujie is great. Sort in a way, you're being racist

728
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 1: old apples. I think old apples taste brilliant. No, no,

729
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: come so you think every apple taste delicious? Well, okay,

730
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: let's just do this so every apple has a purpose.

731
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: Come on, everybody. Just look, I actually brought you some

732
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: apples myself. Yeah. I did tweet about this and somebody

733
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: called me out, was like, this is a red Delicious?

734
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: Was all I could afford growing up, and that's fair.

735
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 1: They are cheaper than like the honety Crisp is a

736
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: good apple that was apparently engineered by somebody who like

737
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:54,319
Speaker 1: tried to engineer the perfect combination of apple traits as

738
00:40:54,600 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 1: jazz envy fujie. Those are all great Japanese hapen these

739
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: apples that jam. I think the reason, the reason I

740
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 1: had like this weird take on it is that I

741
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,399
Speaker 1: actually don't know any differences between apples. So I know one,

742
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: I know what I like, which is it looks red

743
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: and when you when you cracking, And so that is

744
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: my problem with Red Delicious. I don't know if I've

745
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 1: just had a bunch of they're like kind of mushy

746
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,800
Speaker 1: or at least so somebody was saying, oh, you've just

747
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 1: had like some bad batches of Red Delicious. But I

748
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: feel like they must have a very short window of crispness,

749
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 1: because every time I've had a Red Delicious they've been

750
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,399
Speaker 1: like real mushy. It sounds like you're eating a plum. Yeah,

751
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:40,399
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah, that one is there is there

752
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 1: a fruit that you do like enough that you know

753
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: the difference between the varieties. No, I don't are you

754
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,879
Speaker 1: a big fruit eater at all. Know, I love fruit,

755
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 1: but like I'm never really in one place enough like

756
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: geographically speak, so every country, every place is just has

757
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,439
Speaker 1: different things that I just accept whatever is in front

758
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: of me. Yeah, and it's like, okay, every time I

759
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 1: eat something, I'm like yum, even if it's kind of crap,

760
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 1: because that's the only choice I have, right, so blissed out.

761
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, like tasted really good. It's like a

762
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 1: couple of months ago, like this, we had like a

763
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 1: horrible red wine at this part, and uh, this one

764
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,320
Speaker 1: was like how can you drink that? And I was like,

765
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: that's all we have? And because I was like, I

766
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 1: was like hmm, I was drinking like that and she

767
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 1: was like what what is wrong with you? And she

768
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: was like, that's all we have, so I might as

769
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: well enjoy it. And she was like, oh, that's an

770
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: interesting viewpoint. Well, I mean it's true that that's like

771
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: everything right, you can either accept or resist, and resisting

772
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 1: your reality in front of you is only going to

773
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: lead to more displeasure. I mean always said resistance is futile.

774
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Borg, Very nice, Mr Borg Jack.

775
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 1: It's interesting though, because now that I think about it,

776
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: there are no other fruits that I pay that much

777
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 1: attention to, Like bananas are the types that I know

778
00:42:54,680 --> 00:43:00,120
Speaker 1: are not ripe, ripe plantains and too late yeah to

779
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: uh yeah. But and I wonder, I wonder if there

780
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:09,399
Speaker 1: are other like I know they're pairs that are come

781
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: in different forms, but like, are there people who are like, oh,

782
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: this is this is not a good banana. You have

783
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: to try the bananas. I've not heard about barrietals. I

784
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: hear about bartlet pears and Asian pairs and like them

785
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: ships from Harry and David that like agents and article

786
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 1: about strawberries and like the different because they're trying to

787
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:34,800
Speaker 1: grow like breed strawberries that are pluckable by robotic hands,

788
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,959
Speaker 1: and so they have to be like a certain type

789
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 1: of in addition to being like shelf stable, sweet big red,

790
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,720
Speaker 1: like all the things that I like that that're changing

791
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: the fruit rather than just making a robot that has

792
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 1: like man Hans just got some man hands. But apparently

793
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 1: they're very I think it was strawberries. It might be

794
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: a different berry, but they're strawberries, not actually berry. It's

795
00:43:56,719 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: not take that's a bunch of fact freaks. So apparently,

796
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 1: like this is such a nerdy, little loser fact that

797
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: I have in my head. But a berry needs to

798
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: have the seed inside of its sort of coating, and

799
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 1: so strawberries the seeds are on the outside, while a

800
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,359
Speaker 1: banana is a berry, right because there are the seeds

801
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:19,879
Speaker 1: and then inside it's coating. This is like that time

802
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: that we found out that sushi is a burrita. Yeah

803
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: what it was just somebody tried to do it. You know,

804
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: the garden strawberry first made Brittany interesting. Welcome, that's right, um.

805
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 1: The evolution of fruits and vegetables, guys, we can have

806
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 1: a whole lot of fun. Carrots used to be purple.

807
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,919
Speaker 1: Take that. And you haven't even talked about the Columbian Exchange, guys.

808
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: There's so much so still fruit and podcasts. Um. Also,

809
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,840
Speaker 1: corn started out okay, like with a single kernel on

810
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 1: the end of a thing, and then somebody had to

811
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: bread it to be shaped like a giant yellow cock.

812
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: I like it way to Corns just used to be

813
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 1: a one a thing you know, would be better dildo

814
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: just coated on the outside with the torontos. Can you imagine, Yeah,

815
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 1: hey're gonna do that. I don't know, man's just I'm

816
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: the idea guy. You guys figured that that was what

817
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 1: science was focused on. Now we're focused on curing climate change.

818
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: But back then they were like, how are we going

819
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 1: to make a corn that is coated on the outside

820
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: of a giant yellow dilda? Did your future generations what

821
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: they you technically refer to a berry as since it's

822
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: not a berry, it is an aggregate accessory fruit. Yeah,

823
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: I like it. That's actually she was already even before

824
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: you told me that. Oh yeah, I love it. I

825
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 1: love most aggregate accessory fruits AFS. But I guess the

826
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 1: meaning that the fleshy part is derived not from the

827
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: plant's ovaries, but from the receptacle that holds the ovaries.

828
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 1: Each apparent seed on the outside of the fruit is

829
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: actually one of the ovaries of the flower with a

830
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: seed inside it. How he said every three times that

831
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: I didn't like it. Um. Have you ever seen what

832
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:09,919
Speaker 1: cashews look like when like on a tree, it looks

833
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: like a fruit is pooping out the cashew. Really yeah,

834
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: it's really weird. Um, guys, let's talk about the Kiana

835
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 1: reeves reconnaissance. Uh did you make that the Kiana reeves mcconnaissance. Yeah, yeah,

836
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: I made it up. Is the Reconnaissance Matthew mccona people

837
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 1: call that. Yeah. Yeah, that's when like he had like

838
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 1: four movies in a row that were like killing it,

839
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: and people are like, wait, he's a great actor, the Meconnaissance.

840
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I thought you're asking if I came up

841
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 1: with the idea to call it the Kianu Reeves. Damn,

842
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: I did come up. Where did you find that? I

843
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 1: didn't come up with the Reeves sergeants? Yeah, the Book

844
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,439
Speaker 1: of Revelations. I don't know why that makes any sense

845
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Speaker 1: the end. Yeah, but but I feel like what he's

846
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: doing to this pop culture landscape is very you know,

847
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: scorched earth. He's everywhere. It's really amazing and beautiful. Yeah, all,

848
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Speaker 1: I mean it was bubbling right. I feel like the

849
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: first and look, I'm not a journalists, were who's accurately

850
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 1: you know, documenting all this, But I feel like the

851
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: first thing we saw was that tweet that was like

852
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: how all these lead action stars and the amount of

853
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 1: female directors they had worked and Keanu Reeves like number

854
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:34,239
Speaker 1: one by far, by far, like seventeen to two or

855
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 1: whatever it was. And then the article came out about

856
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 1: the fake thing came out about him being lonely, and

857
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 1: then that set off all the Kanu sympathy. And then

858
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,479
Speaker 1: that was the same weekend that Always Be My Maybe

859
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: was John Wick three, then he was suddenly and always

860
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: Be My Maybe. And then now he's in Toy Story

861
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 1: and he's the best part. You were saying, he's the

862
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: best part of Always Be My Maybe, Like he plays

863
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: like a douchebag version of himself. He was pretty funny.

864
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,359
Speaker 1: I mean, the whole thing was pretty funny. But yeah,

865
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: it was a very pleasant surprise to se him come

866
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: out and actually have I don't even know if he

867
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 1: has comedic chops or the director just knows how to be, Like,

868
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: this is going to be funny if he just says

869
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 1: this ship however he does, does he play himself? Okay,

870
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it yet. I'm excited to watch it,

871
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: but I've I feel like I've been set up for

872
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:23,919
Speaker 1: his cameo in a way where it can't possibly live up. Yeah. Yeah,

873
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: it's going to be disappointing at this point because to

874
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 1: me it was a shock. What the well. And then

875
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: people were on Twitter being like telling stories like I

876
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 1: worked on a movie with him, I was like I was,

877
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 1: I worked in wardrobe and every day he would come

878
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 1: and leave us a sack of a million dollars. It

879
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,800
Speaker 1: was all these impossible. Yeah he gave this. Yeah, this

880
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 1: is one of those stories that doesn't seem like it

881
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 1: could possibly be true. But he gave eighty million dollars

882
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 1: of his matrix salary away to the special effects and

883
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:02,839
Speaker 1: costume designers because he thought that they did the yeah,

884
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: like the better work on That's yeah, that's the truth.

885
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:11,760
Speaker 1: That really is the story. Yeah, he gave eight million dollars.

886
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 1: Wow among us hasn't Seriously, I just love, like I

887
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:25,399
Speaker 1: love when people are all piling on a famous person

888
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: for a really positive reason, right, Yeah, it's better than

889
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: the other. Yeah, it really does. Yeah. He's apparently like

890
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: one of the best parts of Toy Story four. Uh,

891
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,919
Speaker 1: there's always like new news of Bill and Ted three,

892
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 1: Like there's a yeah you're saying that, I think kid

893
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: cut he's involved doing the music for that I love

894
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: and John Wick is so fun. Yeah. See. Look just

895
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 1: back to him as a presidential candidate, right, Ok, you

896
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: couldn't say he's soft on defense because there's that viral

897
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,720
Speaker 1: video him clapping up all those targets like with Speed

898
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:01,360
Speaker 1: also the movie Speed, Right, he knows how to navigate

899
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 1: very tense situation where that's a movie and he takes

900
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 1: the bus, He's still down to earth. He's like Joe Biden,

901
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: Joe Biden without the touch and because then all those

902
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: photos came out of how with fans he has like

903
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 1: the open behind the back. So that's what I was

904
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: doing in the picture with Jamie and Lacy is like,

905
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 1: why are your hands out like that? Because I was

906
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: trying to do the kean. You just keep your hands

907
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 1: just like he do it. It's amazing, it's so it's

908
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 1: it's amazing for it to be happening right now too,

909
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 1: when like so many terrible men are like it's impossible

910
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 1: to be a man right now. You have to be

911
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 1: so careful. It's like, actually know if you're a good man,

912
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 1: like people will notice and actually like keep praise exact

913
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 1: cut to fucking the one the matrix. Yeah, he buys

914
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: people like Harley Davidson's who work on his movie. He's

915
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:56,840
Speaker 1: given away twenty dollars to somebody so they could like

916
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: pay off their debts. Um. So now at this point,

917
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 1: like people who work on his movies have to just

918
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 1: be like loudly talking about their problems. Man, oh boy,

919
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 1: how you doing, Kanu? Sorry, I'm miles of sound guy,

920
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 1: didn't get this, Mike on you. My kids are hungry.

921
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Something wrong. Fucking daughter needs new eyes? Yeah,

922
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if she just needs new eyeball. And

923
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 1: you're like Kanu and I'm just some fucking sound guys. Dude, dude,

924
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: take my eyes. I'm a mere actor. I honestly I couldn't.

925
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: How do we get him out? I've got it? He

926
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:56,320
Speaker 1: just riso. I also remember reading like an interview about

927
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: him a few years ago where they're talking about how

928
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 1: he always walks around holding a book, like he's always

929
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 1: reading this you know, Jamie Loftus Yeah, tw so she

930
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 1: so she used to work at a bookstore where Kiana

931
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,439
Speaker 1: Reeves will go into all the time when she worked

932
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 1: at book Soup, and he's like he would call and

933
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 1: anyone here, here's the show. Is my terrible version of

934
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 1: Jamie doing this anecdote. But he would call this storm

935
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 1: like it's Mr Reeves, You're going to be picking up

936
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 1: my books, And it was all Sudoku. Come in with

937
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: the Sudoku books. He's like, oh great, I haven't read

938
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 1: this one yet. These are really challenging and humbling. Oh

939
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 1: I liked him up until the sudoku part. Can't do it.

940
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: Can't do it. You don't respect the sudoka. I'm just

941
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 1: playing the one thing. I don't respect the one thing

942
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 1: that well also, but you know when you do reach

943
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: for the in flight magazine when you're bored and you

944
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: like want to do a cross word or the sudoku,

945
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 1: and somebody just tear it out or airplanes? Hello, can

946
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 1: you replace them things? Because I don't want to pay

947
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 1: for WiFi, so I don't use my phone my West

948
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: uh fifteen minutes, Yeah, it's called out. Can you replace

949
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 1: them things? Stand ups? Can you replace them? Things? My

950
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 1: miles live live with the cave? Can you replace them things?

951
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:23,280
Speaker 1: Can you replace them? Things to? Yeah? Hey, the Blasio.

952
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 1: What's going on with the fucking subway? Can you replace

953
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 1: them things? Can you replace people? Just going on? Where

954
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: is your son? Yeah? I just mike drop all the time.

955
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: What's with the fucking potholes? Man? Can replace the puddles?

956
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 1: And that's when my career hold on. Replace the All right,

957
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Speaker 1: that's gonna do it. For this week's Weekly Zeitgeist. Please

958
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: like and review the show. If you like, the show

959
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: means the world the Miles He needs your validation. Folks.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're having a great weekend and I will

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Speaker 1: talk to you Monday. By