Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey and this is the second
Speaker 1: Date Update podcast, so thank you so much for being here.
Speaker 1: This is the official one too. All right, yes, and
Speaker 1: we can all verify it's us.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at Brooke and Alexis right now.
Speaker 1: Tell me something that no one else knows about you, Jose,
Speaker 1: to make sure it's actually you. I I know I
Speaker 1: only the real Hose can say that. And today I'll
Speaker 1: just say that the couple that went out met in
Speaker 1: the most unusual pleasant place ever, No, maybe least pleasant
Speaker 1: of all time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I smell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a wild story that I know you're going
Speaker 1: to enjoy. Let's start with some comments though less. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this one's cool.
Speaker 3: Kobe said, you've got a listener in Thailand.
Speaker 1: We love you guys so much. The t I crave
Speaker 1: Daily is finally filmed. Awesome.
Speaker 2: I love that we get a little ty tea out there.
Speaker 1: Saw what he call? That's how you say hello. I
Speaker 1: want to trust you on that. Fact check it.
Speaker 2: But can I come and visit? Will you put us
Speaker 2: up in your house?
Speaker 1: And you know what I love? In Tie, you say
Speaker 1: five is pronounced huh. So when something's funny in Tie,
Speaker 1: people write five five five five five, that's.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 1: Okay, Hey, thanks for being here, thanks for listening, and
Speaker 1: let's get this second date started, so bad.
Speaker 2: Second date up date.
Speaker 4: I feel like we hear this a lot from our
Speaker 4: male listeners telling us about how hard it is to
Speaker 4: be a dude on the dating apps because you can
Speaker 4: match with forty women, send out forty messages and never
Speaker 4: hear a word back from.
Speaker 2: Any of that.
Speaker 1: I mean, how many times can you write suck girl
Speaker 1: and nobody? That is so disappointing, Jeff.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of letters to type, or do what
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: And send a bunch of games to be super fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Obviously it's easy to blame Brook for this because we
Speaker 4: all know if she was still single and on the
Speaker 4: dating apps, she'd be messaging back every dude who even
Speaker 4: glanced at her profile.
Speaker 1: I've been honest to God, would not have had time
Speaker 1: for a full time job if the dating apps had
Speaker 1: been around when I was single.
Speaker 4: Because she is a charity dater and a generous that
Speaker 4: is correct. Apparently there's another option out there for single
Speaker 4: men to consider that's even better than the apps, and
Speaker 4: that's where our listener Caleb is at right now.
Speaker 2: So Caleb, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Hey, thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Wait, like is as in it's a physical place?
Speaker 2: Not really sure.
Speaker 4: He just said he found another option, an alternative to
Speaker 4: the dating apps that he likes even better. So, Caleb,
Speaker 4: I really am interested to find out what you're doing
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, a little bit of backstory is I started
Speaker 3: off on dating apps, and yeah, it is a real
Speaker 3: challenge for guys. I heard like one percent of guys
Speaker 3: maps with anybody.
Speaker 1: What only one percent of men get matches?
Speaker 2: Wow, it's higher than I would have thought. So it's still.
Speaker 1: That's pretty wild if it's true.
Speaker 3: Whether or not it is true, I have to that's
Speaker 3: my experience. So I realized, Okay, I just got to
Speaker 3: get out in the real world. Okay, So a couple
Speaker 3: of weeks ago, I found this TV on craig List.
Speaker 3: Looked like it was in a really good shape.
Speaker 1: Okay, and I bought it and you bought a.
Speaker 3: TV yep, needed to be cleaned up. Took it home.
Speaker 3: Turned out it was an Arby's Digital Menuh.
Speaker 2: I've seen this happen.
Speaker 1: Wait what, I don't get it.
Speaker 4: So, you know when they print like the when you
Speaker 4: go into an Arby's, and the menu is on a
Speaker 4: flat screen.
Speaker 3: After like six years, they just sell them and they
Speaker 3: get rid of them because they're old.
Speaker 1: They're not actually TV screens. They're like they can only
Speaker 1: show the RB's menus.
Speaker 2: Oh they look like an RB's menu.
Speaker 1: It's so no matter what you're watching, you can still
Speaker 1: kind of see the outline of the.
Speaker 4: Over the top of it, and you still smell the
Speaker 4: RBS that seeped into the like electronic guy, I just
Speaker 4: want to number two.
Speaker 2: So bad right now?
Speaker 1: Armies need screensavers, No, but most of us like J Box.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. So you actually now you're watching Arby's.
Speaker 3: The heck I am. I tried to contacting the guy
Speaker 3: again because I wanted to get my money back. He
Speaker 3: completely blocked me. Of course. Yeah, so I was so
Speaker 3: pissed I decided to take this thing. I didn't even
Speaker 3: want to send it on the curb. Actually took it
Speaker 3: to the dump what belonged?
Speaker 2: Okay, kay?
Speaker 3: While it was there, it turns out there's this lovely
Speaker 3: young woman right there who is well shut out.
Speaker 1: Your big hack is to meet women at the dock.
Speaker 3: Look at you can't argue with results?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, it's a good dating hack.
Speaker 4: I guess meeting women. I'm assuming she's just visiting the dump,
Speaker 4: but she doesn't live there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a order.
Speaker 1: No, she was quite lovely, good Okay, how do you
Speaker 1: strike up a conversation with her?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 1: Nice garbage?
Speaker 3: Actually, she asked me, why are you throwing away his
Speaker 3: brand new television?
Speaker 2: Flats dud?
Speaker 1: When my mom goes to the dump, she often brings
Speaker 1: stuff home.
Speaker 3: For all. People love it.
Speaker 2: People like literally go her and good free stuff. Okay,
Speaker 2: so you like gave her your old TV.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I wasn't gonna let anybody have that.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Once she asked about it, that was my opening to
Speaker 3: tell her the story. Yes, she thought was just completely hilarious.
Speaker 1: Oh did you love a woman who will laugh at
Speaker 1: your pain?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: She also needed some help, so then I started helping
Speaker 3: her at theater trucks and we ended up just really connected.
Speaker 3: So I got her number.
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm the only date because then you were being used.
Speaker 5: Date?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, not at all. No, No, I've got her
Speaker 3: number and I called her after So that would have been.
Speaker 1: Funny, would be?
Speaker 3: Well? If we went to Arby's, ilda known exactly what
Speaker 3: I wanted.
Speaker 2: Where'd you go.
Speaker 3: We went out to pour a couple of drinks and
Speaker 3: oh my gosh, she is so cool. Uh yeah, she's
Speaker 3: no basically the first person I met in real life
Speaker 3: and like the last decade.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you mean that you can go out
Speaker 4: with like you've come in contact with other humans.
Speaker 2: Sounds like you have a.
Speaker 1: Roomful of dolls and so you had time.
Speaker 3: Oh we did. Oh my goodness, she cleaned up so nice.
Speaker 1: I mean, I will say, if you're attracted to a
Speaker 1: woman in her dump attire, you're gonna find her hot,
Speaker 1: like hot hot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like it's the first woman that he's
Speaker 4: like spoken to in ten years.
Speaker 2: So it does.
Speaker 1: Sound like the hermit that it's a pretty low.
Speaker 3: Bar you can say. Oh you want. All I'm gonna
Speaker 3: say is I was at the dump getting rid of
Speaker 3: something and I managed to get a cute woman's phone number.
Speaker 3: So okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you thought that there would be another hangout
Speaker 1: when you guys were done with drinks and everything.
Speaker 3: I really thought. So, I mean, it's not like the
Speaker 3: craiglist guy who just completely blocked me. You know, she's
Speaker 3: still responding. I just need you guys to help me
Speaker 3: out and seeing if she's willing to go out with
Speaker 3: me again. It doesn't seem like it.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, yeah, we want to step in and help
Speaker 4: you out.
Speaker 2: We'll come back.
Speaker 4: We're gonna call this garbage gal and see if we
Speaker 4: can get her to agree Landscale Queen, whatever it is, well,
Speaker 4: hopefully get her to answer and get you a second
Speaker 4: date update.
Speaker 2: Right after this thank.
Speaker 6: You date update, you know, Caleb was just on with
Speaker 6: us telling us how hard of a time he's been
Speaker 6: having matching online with women in his area and if the.
Speaker 4: Call doesn't go well today, I do have an alternative
Speaker 4: option for him. Oh you do, because I saw a
Speaker 4: news article where South Korea is offering foreign men thirty
Speaker 4: six thousand dollars cash to move there and marry a
Speaker 4: local woman.
Speaker 1: The money, do you only get the money after the.
Speaker 4: Marriage or well the money plus they'll give you all
Speaker 4: the used RBTV screens that you can handle. And dude,
Speaker 4: South Korean Arby's are the best.
Speaker 1: I actually believe that barbecue. Yeah, oh my god, that
Speaker 1: sounds so good.
Speaker 4: But before Caleb considers moving continents, he did meet a
Speaker 4: woman here in real life, and Brookie, you're probably the
Speaker 4: best person to say how it happened since your parents
Speaker 4: conceived you at the dump?
Speaker 2: So tell his story.
Speaker 1: Did we call that the do for where I'm from?
Speaker 1: Its lie? No, they met at the dump. That's kind
Speaker 1: of the end of the story there. What did you
Speaker 1: want me to add to it?
Speaker 2: You mean you romanticized it so well, Brooke? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean she was hauling stuff, he was
Speaker 1: hauling stuff. They're both throwing things into the big pile.
Speaker 4: The bottom line is he was able to turn that
Speaker 4: meat up into a first date officially, but after that
Speaker 4: she's been kind of avoidant.
Speaker 2: And Caleb, did we miss anything?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 2: Was that romantic enough for you?
Speaker 3: I felt like it was a little more romantic, but
Speaker 3: yeah you okay?
Speaker 1: Did you reach over and take the smudge dirt off
Speaker 1: of her face?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wait a second, that's not dirt. Oh no, this is
Speaker 2: getting more romantic. Yeah, let's just call Rebecca for you
Speaker 2: keep going. Yeah, because we could go all day with this.
Speaker 2: I'm is going to dial your.
Speaker 3: Number right now, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Okay, shut up and let me talk. Here we go. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 2: is this Rebecca?
Speaker 7: I yes?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 4: Uh, my name is jeff from a radio show called
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: I got it done there.
Speaker 7: Oh I don't know, but that sounds okay. I guess.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's exactly the best description of.
Speaker 1: OCCA the whole show.
Speaker 2: Good morning. We've all been wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 7: Well, I just don't like to be on public radio.
Speaker 4: But you know this isn't public radio. Brook listens to
Speaker 4: that trash.
Speaker 1: Definitely commercial radio.
Speaker 7: Yea.
Speaker 4: We're doing a segment here, Rebecca is called a second
Speaker 4: Date Update, and we're trying to help out one of
Speaker 4: our listeners reconnect with you after you've gone out once before.
Speaker 2: His name is Caleb.
Speaker 7: Uh Caleb, Yes, Yes.
Speaker 1: I'm dying to hear your like meet cute story.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm pretty sure we know the story, Brooke, because I.
Speaker 1: Know we know the story, but I want to hear
Speaker 1: what she thought when she saw him and the dump,
Speaker 1: Like that's so unexpected.
Speaker 7: I actually really liked him. He seems so interesting and.
Speaker 1: Okay when you're at the Dumper, when you guys were
Speaker 1: at drinks, he was so interesting.
Speaker 8: Like both places at the dump me, he seems interesting
Speaker 8: and I was like, I don't really go out with
Speaker 8: men that I meet at the dump.
Speaker 7: Sit.
Speaker 2: Well that's refreshing, Thank god. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I bet there's a lot of them though.
Speaker 4: But let's let's just back things up for you, Rebecca,
Speaker 4: because here's what we know from Caleb. He told us
Speaker 4: the story and said, you two met at the dump,
Speaker 4: you had a connection there, talked about use TVs and whatnot,
Speaker 4: and then he ended up asking you out and you
Speaker 4: went out for drinks and had a nice time together.
Speaker 7: Yeah we did, okay, He.
Speaker 1: Said he was so impressed with how cool you were. Like,
Speaker 1: I thought that was a really nice compliment.
Speaker 7: That is really nice, and like I was like that
Speaker 7: at first too. I totally was.
Speaker 4: Okay, So clearly something has changed, at least on your
Speaker 4: end since your meetup. Could you maybe help us understand
Speaker 4: what that would be so we could pass the information
Speaker 4: to him because he's totally confused.
Speaker 7: So after my date was Caleb the next day and
Speaker 7: went on the dating app and guess who I see?
Speaker 7: I see Caleb?
Speaker 2: Guess oh, okay, his profile came up.
Speaker 1: What that's weird? I feel like you just matched and
Speaker 1: you're like, hey.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if anything, it could be a sign that he popped.
Speaker 2: Up for you.
Speaker 1: Even the algorithm wants you to be together, right, true?
Speaker 7: Guys, Yeah, I thought It was so great because then
Speaker 7: I would be able to find out more about him. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I just kept on reading about him and reading more
Speaker 7: and moren't And the more I read about him, it's
Speaker 7: just like the more boring he seems like. He just doesn't.
Speaker 1: Boring answers, you.
Speaker 7: Know, the branded answers like I go to the gym
Speaker 7: I love.
Speaker 1: Think, like, why would that matter?
Speaker 4: I said, You've already gone out with him. You know
Speaker 4: what he's like in real life.
Speaker 1: So and it also explains why he was having such
Speaker 1: a hard time on the dating apps. He has a
Speaker 1: terrible profile. Yeah, I don't watch anyone that's serious answers.
Speaker 3: My profile is not horrible.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, Well Caleb was supposed to wait, but I
Speaker 4: guess I need to tell you, Rebecca that that's Caleb
Speaker 4: on the other line.
Speaker 2: He's been listening to this conversation.
Speaker 1: What a not boring thing to do?
Speaker 2: He's a.
Speaker 7: Wow, you know, sorry, I'm still I don't understand.
Speaker 3: How are you worried about my profile when we went
Speaker 3: out on like one and a half each. That doesn't
Speaker 3: make any sense. I don't I'm not sure I understand
Speaker 3: what's going on here.
Speaker 7: Your boring profile. It just stuck with me.
Speaker 1: What was the most boring part of it?
Speaker 2: We probably shouldn't recap it. I don't think we want
Speaker 2: to bring it back up.
Speaker 7: Kid, so branded, it was like the same thing, like
Speaker 7: that guy's the week, Oh I go to the gym.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think that's like the generic thing that
Speaker 4: people just want to like be mass appeal.
Speaker 3: Just hot. Hey guys, I'm still here. Everyone's talking about
Speaker 3: my crappy profile.
Speaker 1: I I don't think you should take offense to it,
Speaker 1: Like my husband has, like this one really cute guy
Speaker 1: friend and his dating profile makes him look like a
Speaker 1: total loser, but in real life he's awesome, And maybe
Speaker 1: that's you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean I've heard of people like not wanting to
Speaker 4: go out before the date because of a burn profile,
Speaker 4: but not after. You should know him by this point, Rebecca,
Speaker 4: Like you've hung out with him?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Were you bored when you hung out? No, that's funny,
Speaker 1: you see what that's funny?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see the disconnect, right, you know.
Speaker 7: It's just the last thing that stuck with me.
Speaker 4: It really, it's burned in like the RB's menu on
Speaker 4: that TV screen.
Speaker 2: Just can't get rid of it. You're perfect for each
Speaker 2: other if you.
Speaker 3: Don't even know it.
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean we need to step back where I
Speaker 4: think we're jumping in too much. Let's re establish the
Speaker 4: connection that you two had with each other. Caleb talked
Speaker 4: to Rebecca and light that spark back up.
Speaker 3: Rebecca, this is so backwards for the way this kind
Speaker 3: of thing always happened. We met in person, we were together,
Speaker 3: we had a great time together both times that we
Speaker 3: saw each other, and then the last thing you did
Speaker 3: was see my profile and decide you don't want to
Speaker 3: see me. Come on, sweetie, come one.
Speaker 4: Oh God, did you say sweetie a lot inside of
Speaker 4: your profile. I'm looking for my sweetie side. All right,
Speaker 4: we're running out of time here, so at this point
Speaker 4: I just have to offer Rebecca, we'll send you out
Speaker 4: one more time with Caleb and we'll pay for the date.
Speaker 1: God, I'm having such a hard time.
Speaker 4: Just don't look at his profile before you answer. Just
Speaker 4: go off of what's in your heart right now.
Speaker 7: I can't get over it. I just can't.
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Is so funny?
Speaker 3: The dating apps screw me. I didn't even meet you
Speaker 3: want the dating app?
Speaker 5: You need to go delete that profile the dump from now,
Speaker 5: But don't forget south Korea wants you six thousand dollars
Speaker 5: start a family over there.
Speaker 1: Tag us in your pictures of Arby's in South Korea
Speaker 1: because I want to see what they have on the menu.
Speaker 3: You know, I know you guys are joking, but I
Speaker 3: am seriously considering it.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning, how many people do you think
Speaker 4: heard this and went right onto their dating profiles and
Speaker 4: started making alterations to sound less boring?
Speaker 1: Caused it took it all.
Speaker 4: I don't know how you make it sound sexier. I
Speaker 4: don't work out. I'm a professional calorie and sineraidor.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, that would be more attractive.
Speaker 2: I already said that on my bio. It's called foodies.
Speaker 2: I do know say big foodie.
Speaker 4: I mean, who would have thought to me, cute at
Speaker 4: a city dump would not work out?
Speaker 1: I actually did. I actually thought that this was going
Speaker 1: to be a home run.
Speaker 9: Really yeah, dump, But now I want to go, oh fun,
Speaker 9: but the smell is overwhelmed? Why yeah, You're never gonna
Speaker 9: know what that person smells like until you get it
Speaker 9: out of that.
Speaker 4: That could work to your benefit, though. Maybe do like
Speaker 4: a little speed dating event at a city dump. Alexis
Speaker 4: organized walk you, I'll.
Speaker 1: Just take a trunk of my car.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I get it. The dating world can feel
Speaker 4: like you're in a dump. So if you want some
Speaker 4: help getting pulled out of it, email the show. We'll
Speaker 4: call the person who's not calling you back and go
Speaker 4: check out all of our second dates wherever you get
Speaker 4: your podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey Brook
Speaker 1: And Jeffrey in the Morning,