Speaker 1: Second date update. The guy on the phone for a
Speaker 1: second date update today did something that honestly, not a
Speaker 1: lot of men would be willing to do, especially on
Speaker 1: a first date. His name is Greg. And before we
Speaker 1: find out what Greg did, or maybe it's who Greg did,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Hello Greg, let's find out a little
Speaker 1: more info. Greg, you did something. I did do something,
Speaker 1: and doing something is more than I can say for
Speaker 1: most of the dates that end up on this show.
Speaker 1: So tell us Greg, who'd you do it with? Well,
Speaker 1: the girl's name is April. I get her through my
Speaker 1: friend who works as a barista. He has like these
Speaker 1: regulars that always come in and he always talks about
Speaker 1: this girl and he says, she's really cute. She just
Speaker 1: comes she doesn't really talk to anybody. And he was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, why don't you come in maybe, like
Speaker 1: see if you can strike up a conversation with her?
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's so weird, that's so that's
Speaker 1: kind of creepy to me, Like there's these two dudes.
Speaker 1: Do you really think that that's creepy? I think that
Speaker 1: like if she's there and then you just strike up
Speaker 1: a conversation, it's just like playing like secret matchmaker or something.
Speaker 1: There's this loaner girl that comes in and cries in
Speaker 1: the corner while eating cake pops all alone. She's perfect
Speaker 1: for you. I don't know if creep. It's just strange.
Speaker 1: Its strange. So what did you think when you saw
Speaker 1: her the first time? Well, first of all, when she
Speaker 1: came in, I thought she was gorgeous, Like he wasn't
Speaker 1: hidding when he was like, oh, she's really pretty. But again,
Speaker 1: she came in, kept her head down basically and just
Speaker 1: kind of sat and just started reading a book. Okay,
Speaker 1: And I thought to like, you know, maybe say oh,
Speaker 1: that's a really interesting book that you're reading. That's a
Speaker 1: good line. Yeah, if you'd actually read the book before,
Speaker 1: you can't say that. So I like go up to
Speaker 1: her and I was like, oh is this seat taken?
Speaker 1: And she goes, please leave me alone. She like snapped
Speaker 1: into the worst mood of my entire I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, And you know, I know, you know you're
Speaker 1: a hot girl. If like your first reaction to someone
Speaker 1: asking you if the seat's taken is stop hitting on me,
Speaker 1: you could get it. I'm not that person, obviously, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, no, take it. All yours. I was like,
Speaker 1: new friends. Yeah, good, So what did you do? Did
Speaker 1: you give up? Or did you persist? Well, when you're
Speaker 1: in front of a hot girl, I think you always
Speaker 1: end up staying the dumbest stuff that you ever say.
Speaker 1: So I go, why don't you just turn that frown
Speaker 1: upside down? Oh dude, nice, that was a good one. Dude,
Speaker 1: I approve that's terrible. Yeah, no, I said it. It
Speaker 1: was in the moment, and then I backed off and
Speaker 1: I didn't know what else to say, so I was
Speaker 1: whatever and then put like a few minutes later, I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, she is too good looking to just
Speaker 1: not give it one more shot. Oh, this poor woman,
Speaker 1: I mean, she has told you how many different ways
Speaker 1: that she wants you to leave her alone. No, you
Speaker 1: can't take the first No, you have to wait until
Speaker 1: they bring in the cops. They put cuffs on you
Speaker 1: and lead you away until you give up. So you
Speaker 1: went back a second time. I thought, you know, a
Speaker 1: second time. If this is a no, then I'll shut up. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I come up from this angle of like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry you're having a bad day. And here's
Speaker 1: the thing, I'm a really good listener, So if you
Speaker 1: want to tell me what's bothering you, I'll listen rebound. Thanks.
Speaker 1: And so I sat down and she starts telling me
Speaker 1: that her ex husband is getting married again and he
Speaker 1: actually invited her to the wedding. Oh there's a lot there.
Speaker 1: So how did you feel after that conversation? I thought
Speaker 1: it was I was like, you know, the goal of
Speaker 1: people being people, and she said it in this way
Speaker 1: where it was like, yeah, and he's just going to
Speaker 1: rub my face in it. And I tell her, I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, you really want to make
Speaker 1: this guy jealous. If he's rubbing this in your face,
Speaker 1: you want to rub it in his face. Take me,
Speaker 1: take me the semi attractive stucker from the coffee shop.
Speaker 1: We'll show him. Yeah, we'll do this again, Like you know, hey, man,
Speaker 1: you don't know me at all. I'm a complete stranger.
Speaker 1: Let's just do it together. And you know, at first
Speaker 1: she was like a little bit existence. Yeah, obviously, Wait,
Speaker 1: did you actually go to her ex husband's wedding with her?
Speaker 1: I totally did you did? Why aren't we talking about that?
Speaker 1: That's the important part? Like what was it like? First
Speaker 1: of all, she was really nervous, right, I was just
Speaker 1: really happy to be kind of hanging out with her.
Speaker 1: And you know, it's a wedding, so there's food, everyone's
Speaker 1: dancing like it's a black there's love. It's not her love,
Speaker 1: it's her ex husband's love. I started getting a little
Speaker 1: bit nervous because I was like, this is just a
Speaker 1: rubbit in her ex husband's face. Because every time her
Speaker 1: excellent look in our direction, I would try to show
Speaker 1: some sort of affection to her. So you're okay, Wait,
Speaker 1: you're obviously okay with a woman who's definitely not over
Speaker 1: her ex right or whatever issues and was just using
Speaker 1: you as arm candy. Yeah, I know, I know, but listen,
Speaker 1: you didn't see how hot she was. Prove it. Send
Speaker 1: some picks. Okay, So after you you're dumb, After you
Speaker 1: went with her to the wedding, did she seem happy
Speaker 1: with your services? Is that the right way to ask? Ye?
Speaker 1: Kind of, he's kind of like a boyfriend. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: satisfied that you made her ex jealous. Yes, it seemed
Speaker 1: like it, but you know, now she's not calling me back.
Speaker 1: And I thought it was such a great time, and
Speaker 1: I know it was just to make her ex jealous.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's waiting for that baby shower invite. We'll find out.
Speaker 1: We're going to play a song. Come back, call her
Speaker 1: and get your second date update. Right that great? All right,
Speaker 1: second update. If you're just tuning in for today's second
Speaker 1: date update, we're talking with Greg. Greg is available for
Speaker 1: birthdays and ribbon cutting, ceremonies, that used car lots, any
Speaker 1: event where you need to make someone jealous. He's your man.
Speaker 1: If you want your ex back, don't beg just call Greg.
Speaker 1: I love that tagline. All right, Greg, you there, I
Speaker 1: am there. And by the way, what a brilliant intro.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Yeah, I see you're a business now, Greg,
Speaker 1: you better get that website. We're already. If you're just
Speaker 1: tuning in, Greg met a girl named April, and he
Speaker 1: volunteered to take her to her ex husband's wedding to
Speaker 1: try and make him jealous. God, would you say it
Speaker 1: like that? It's so bad. That's the truth, he says.
Speaker 1: They had a good time together and he tried to
Speaker 1: be extra affectionate whenever the groom was looking in their direction.
Speaker 1: But afterwards, April's weirdly not responding to any of Greg's
Speaker 1: calls or texts Greg as I recap the date, is
Speaker 1: there anything in there that makes you think, huh, maybe
Speaker 1: that's why she's not calling me. So I'm so happy
Speaker 1: to ask me the question because I soured my mind
Speaker 1: to try to find something where I'm like, could that
Speaker 1: have been the thing? Was it the affection in general? No?
Speaker 1: So no, you're not hearing anything weird, not really, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's just you know, the whole night was
Speaker 1: about her ex it wasn't about you, So I mean
Speaker 1: maybe you can change that. Maybe this will help. Yes,
Speaker 1: And here's the thing, guys, I normally don't date girls
Speaker 1: that are this hot. So if you guys get help
Speaker 1: me out with calling her, that changes everything. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: well let's call April for you and we're gonna get
Speaker 1: your second adopted. All right. Did I mention she's hot? Yeah? Yes,
Speaker 1: I think you did. All Are you ready for this
Speaker 1: or do you want to tell us how hot she
Speaker 1: is one more time? Um? I just want to tell
Speaker 1: you that she's really, really hot. Okay, I'm got all right,
Speaker 1: we got that out of the way. I'm a dollar
Speaker 1: phone number right now, okay, absolutely, thank you? All right,
Speaker 1: here we go? Hello? Hi, can I speak to April please.
Speaker 1: This is she May ask is calling? Yes, my name
Speaker 1: is Young Jeffrey. I work on the radio. How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? I'm sorry? What Young Jeffrey is my name
Speaker 1: and radio is my profession and I'm calling you now.
Speaker 1: I never called you guys that I win something or wow.
Speaker 1: You could look at it that way, depending on how
Speaker 1: this next couple minutes ago. I'm so confused. Why are
Speaker 1: you calling me? We're doing a segment called the Second
Speaker 1: Date Update. That's where if you go out with someone
Speaker 1: and they're not calling you back, we can give that
Speaker 1: person a call and try and figure out the reason why.
Speaker 1: So we're calling on behalf of one of our listeners
Speaker 1: named Greg. Oh. Greg, you want to pat him on
Speaker 1: the top of the head too, don't you. He's such
Speaker 1: a nice guy. Yeah. I put him in a pretty
Speaker 1: weird position, Like it seems like he put himself in
Speaker 1: a weird position from what he's told us. Yeah, Greg
Speaker 1: told us all about your date. He said that he
Speaker 1: took you to your ex husband's new wedding to try
Speaker 1: and make him jealous. Healthy. Sounds like a real healthy start.
Speaker 1: What was that like for you? Well, he like invited
Speaker 1: himself basically, like I tried to get him away from me.
Speaker 1: I'm not in a good place right now. Like I
Speaker 1: actually threw a sugar packet at him when he like
Speaker 1: told me to like turn that frown upside down. I
Speaker 1: was like, go away. Well then he was really nice
Speaker 1: and he was like, whoa, I can go with you.
Speaker 1: And he would try to like kiss me on the
Speaker 1: cheek if he saw my ex was looking and all that,
Speaker 1: which I appreciate. But well, obviously he's like a really
Speaker 1: nice guy trying to help you in this way. Why
Speaker 1: aren't you calling him? Oh? Well, after the wedding, like
Speaker 1: the next day, I was getting a coffee and and
Speaker 1: then you know the Brisa Sean, I guess Greg's friend.
Speaker 1: He was like, how is the wedding? And he could
Speaker 1: tell like I was really upset. He ended up giving
Speaker 1: me the drink for free. I mean, the whole thing
Speaker 1: is so sad. How's your ex's marital bliss? Did you
Speaker 1: catch the bouquet? Yeah? Remember when it didn't work out
Speaker 1: with you, But he's upgraded since then, like he knew
Speaker 1: that they went together. I know, But like, god girl,
Speaker 1: why did you rs VP? Yes? I don't know because
Speaker 1: I like to put myself through pain. I'm some kind
Speaker 1: of Mascus. Yeah, seriously, I mean I guess you at
Speaker 1: least got a free latte out of it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: actually got more out of it than a free latte. Um,
Speaker 1: you know. We uh he sat out with me and
Speaker 1: he talked to me and sort of one thing what's
Speaker 1: to another, and I, um, I ended up sleeping with
Speaker 1: Sean that night. What. Yeah, Greg's friend. And I know,
Speaker 1: so you didn't sleep with Greg after Greg went to
Speaker 1: the wedding with you, But Sean just said, oh, sorry,
Speaker 1: here's a twelve ounce Carmel macchiano and he got some. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm not in a good place. I've
Speaker 1: inttlete therapist. I do love you, though I do, it's
Speaker 1: just you are a mess right now. I don't love you.
Speaker 1: This is pretty rude. Yeah, that's bad. I know. Are
Speaker 1: you even attracted to Greg at all? I mean you
Speaker 1: turned him down and he very first taught to you
Speaker 1: like twice and then he How do you know if
Speaker 1: it matters if I'm attracted to him at this point?
Speaker 1: Like I was such a bad place. Yes, yeah, you
Speaker 1: need to be single for a while, totally. I need
Speaker 1: to be single. And maybe do more like random hookups
Speaker 1: until I feel better, Like I don't know, like I
Speaker 1: can tell your therapy with things like that that you're saying, Well,
Speaker 1: don't you think Greg has a right to know? Like
Speaker 1: what happened? Yeah, but I don't know how to say it, like, hey,
Speaker 1: thanks for being such a nice guy, and you were
Speaker 1: great at this wedding and you remember your friend who
Speaker 1: vouched for you, Like maybe you want to pick another
Speaker 1: Barisa to be friends with? Like what am I supposed
Speaker 1: to say? I don't know what to say. You just
Speaker 1: say exactly what you just said, because Greg actually heard it.
Speaker 1: Um h um, oh man, Oh Greg, it's fine. I
Speaker 1: just didn't well, I mean, like I'm not as attractive
Speaker 1: as Sean is. Oh dude, it has Greg. I promise
Speaker 1: you had nothing to do with that. It was just
Speaker 1: the right place at the right time, and you being
Speaker 1: at my ex husband's fledding was not the right place
Speaker 1: nor the right time. I don't know. I'm so sorry, Greg,
Speaker 1: You're cool. No, I mean, like I'm not happy about it,
Speaker 1: but I get what she's saying. What do you feel
Speaker 1: about your friend Sean who set you up with this
Speaker 1: girl going back and sleeping with her. True, he's just
Speaker 1: being a jerk, and I'm mad at him. I'm not
Speaker 1: mad at you. You sound very yeah, But he's a
Speaker 1: thing I would want to be. Like you're saying about
Speaker 1: how you're going through this whole thing. I would want
Speaker 1: to be one of those hookups. But is it just
Speaker 1: a right place, right time kind of thing. Honestly, you
Speaker 1: just seem a little too mentally stable for me right now.
Speaker 1: So so Greg, No, Greg just wants to be used
Speaker 1: because he wants to hook up with you. I mean,
Speaker 1: you're really pretty. What do you think, April? Are you
Speaker 1: willing to use Greg for your grief? He now so weird,
Speaker 1: But listen, this will be the most honest hook up
Speaker 1: you'll ever have. Like he knows, he knows exactly what
Speaker 1: he's going to get out of it, and that's nothing.
Speaker 1: I mean it one night of enjoyment. Maybe that's so terrible.
Speaker 1: Like Greg's a good guy, Like I want like a hookup,
Speaker 1: not like a mailord or bride. I don't want to
Speaker 1: have to feel bad. I mean, I could be a
Speaker 1: bad guy. I'm James Dean when I'm not going to
Speaker 1: weddings to you know, Greg? Can I just ask, like
Speaker 1: how old are you? Because your references are very old
Speaker 1: and strange. He's, however old you want him to be. April, Greg,
Speaker 1: you have to leave the situation. She doesn't want to
Speaker 1: use you, man. She's calling you old man like it's
Speaker 1: just you're not gonna win. Maybe not, but again, I
Speaker 1: think you're worth it. I'm the awful still on the table.
Speaker 1: He's so sweet. What do you say, April? Why don't
Speaker 1: you put on a really really sad, depressing movie like
Speaker 1: put on Marley and Me and then invite him over.
Speaker 1: We'll pay for a pizza for you guys to eat
Speaker 1: together and then you can grief bang your way back
Speaker 1: to happiness. What do you say? You know? Not that
Speaker 1: that doesn't sound so sexy? Um? I just Greg, I
Speaker 1: think you're a great guy. Don't get mixed up with
Speaker 1: me like you're so genuine. Your references are very bizarre,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure you'll find someone weird like you, all right, whatever?
Speaker 1: That really bumps me out yet? Care? Yeah you are?
Speaker 1: You're you're kind of a doormat, Greg, and you need
Speaker 1: to change that about yourself. Well I wouldn't go that far,
Speaker 1: but thank you venture oh Greg. We got a lot
Speaker 1: to work on. With you. Greg and I both have
Speaker 1: lots to work on. I think we're kind of on
Speaker 1: oppotins of the spectrum here, but you're just going to
Speaker 1: work on them with Sean instead. I don't know, because
Speaker 1: be a different person. Who's to say Sean Joe Kevin
Speaker 1: is not. Greg, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning