WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Arm Candy

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update. The guy on the phone for a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update today did something that honestly, not a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of men would be willing to do, especially on

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<v Speaker 1>a first date. His name is Greg. And before we

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<v Speaker 1>find out what Greg did, or maybe it's who Greg did,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Hello Greg, let's find out a little

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<v Speaker 1>more info. Greg, you did something. I did do something,

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<v Speaker 1>and doing something is more than I can say for

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<v Speaker 1>most of the dates that end up on this show.

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<v Speaker 1>So tell us Greg, who'd you do it with? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the girl's name is April. I get her through my

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<v Speaker 1>friend who works as a barista. He has like these

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<v Speaker 1>regulars that always come in and he always talks about

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<v Speaker 1>this girl and he says, she's really cute. She just

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<v Speaker 1>comes she doesn't really talk to anybody. And he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, why don't you come in maybe, like

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<v Speaker 1>see if you can strike up a conversation with her?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, that's so weird, that's so that's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of creepy to me, Like there's these two dudes.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you really think that that's creepy? I think that

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<v Speaker 1>like if she's there and then you just strike up

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<v Speaker 1>a conversation, it's just like playing like secret matchmaker or something.

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<v Speaker 1>There's this loaner girl that comes in and cries in

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<v Speaker 1>the corner while eating cake pops all alone. She's perfect

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<v Speaker 1>for you. I don't know if creep. It's just strange.

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<v Speaker 1>Its strange. So what did you think when you saw

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<v Speaker 1>her the first time? Well, first of all, when she

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<v Speaker 1>came in, I thought she was gorgeous, Like he wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>hidding when he was like, oh, she's really pretty. But again,

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<v Speaker 1>she came in, kept her head down basically and just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of sat and just started reading a book. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And I thought to like, you know, maybe say oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a really interesting book that you're reading. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>good line. Yeah, if you'd actually read the book before,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't say that. So I like go up to

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<v Speaker 1>her and I was like, oh is this seat taken?

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<v Speaker 1>And she goes, please leave me alone. She like snapped

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<v Speaker 1>into the worst mood of my entire I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, And you know, I know, you know you're

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<v Speaker 1>a hot girl. If like your first reaction to someone

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<v Speaker 1>asking you if the seat's taken is stop hitting on me,

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<v Speaker 1>you could get it. I'm not that person, obviously, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like, no, take it. All yours. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>new friends. Yeah, good, So what did you do? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you give up? Or did you persist? Well, when you're

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<v Speaker 1>in front of a hot girl, I think you always

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<v Speaker 1>end up staying the dumbest stuff that you ever say.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go, why don't you just turn that frown

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<v Speaker 1>upside down? Oh dude, nice, that was a good one. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I approve that's terrible. Yeah, no, I said it. It

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<v Speaker 1>was in the moment, and then I backed off and

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what else to say, so I was

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<v Speaker 1>whatever and then put like a few minutes later, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, she is too good looking to just

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<v Speaker 1>not give it one more shot. Oh, this poor woman,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she has told you how many different ways

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<v Speaker 1>that she wants you to leave her alone. No, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't take the first No, you have to wait until

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<v Speaker 1>they bring in the cops. They put cuffs on you

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<v Speaker 1>and lead you away until you give up. So you

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<v Speaker 1>went back a second time. I thought, you know, a

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<v Speaker 1>second time. If this is a no, then I'll shut up. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I come up from this angle of like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really sorry you're having a bad day. And here's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing, I'm a really good listener, So if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to tell me what's bothering you, I'll listen rebound. Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I sat down and she starts telling me

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<v Speaker 1>that her ex husband is getting married again and he

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<v Speaker 1>actually invited her to the wedding. Oh there's a lot there.

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<v Speaker 1>So how did you feel after that conversation? I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was I was like, you know, the goal of

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<v Speaker 1>people being people, and she said it in this way

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<v Speaker 1>where it was like, yeah, and he's just going to

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<v Speaker 1>rub my face in it. And I tell her, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you know what, you really want to make

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<v Speaker 1>this guy jealous. If he's rubbing this in your face,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to rub it in his face. Take me,

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<v Speaker 1>take me the semi attractive stucker from the coffee shop.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll show him. Yeah, we'll do this again, Like you know, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know me at all. I'm a complete stranger.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just do it together. And you know, at first

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<v Speaker 1>she was like a little bit existence. Yeah, obviously, Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>did you actually go to her ex husband's wedding with her?

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<v Speaker 1>I totally did you did? Why aren't we talking about that?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the important part? Like what was it like? First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, she was really nervous, right, I was just

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<v Speaker 1>really happy to be kind of hanging out with her.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, it's a wedding, so there's food, everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>dancing like it's a black there's love. It's not her love,

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<v Speaker 1>it's her ex husband's love. I started getting a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit nervous because I was like, this is just a

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<v Speaker 1>rubbit in her ex husband's face. Because every time her

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<v Speaker 1>excellent look in our direction, I would try to show

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of affection to her. So you're okay, Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>you're obviously okay with a woman who's definitely not over

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<v Speaker 1>her ex right or whatever issues and was just using

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<v Speaker 1>you as arm candy. Yeah, I know, I know, but listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't see how hot she was. Prove it. Send

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<v Speaker 1>some picks. Okay, So after you you're dumb, After you

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<v Speaker 1>went with her to the wedding, did she seem happy

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<v Speaker 1>with your services? Is that the right way to ask? Ye?

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of, he's kind of like a boyfriend. Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 1>satisfied that you made her ex jealous. Yes, it seemed

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<v Speaker 1>like it, but you know, now she's not calling me back.

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<v Speaker 1>And I thought it was such a great time, and

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<v Speaker 1>I know it was just to make her ex jealous.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she's waiting for that baby shower invite. We'll find out.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to play a song. Come back, call her

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<v Speaker 1>and get your second date update. Right that great? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>second update. If you're just tuning in for today's second

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<v Speaker 1>date update, we're talking with Greg. Greg is available for

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<v Speaker 1>birthdays and ribbon cutting, ceremonies, that used car lots, any

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<v Speaker 1>event where you need to make someone jealous. He's your man.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want your ex back, don't beg just call Greg.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that tagline. All right, Greg, you there, I

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<v Speaker 1>am there. And by the way, what a brilliant intro.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much. Yeah, I see you're a business now, Greg,

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<v Speaker 1>you better get that website. We're already. If you're just

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<v Speaker 1>tuning in, Greg met a girl named April, and he

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<v Speaker 1>volunteered to take her to her ex husband's wedding to

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<v Speaker 1>try and make him jealous. God, would you say it

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<v Speaker 1>like that? It's so bad. That's the truth, he says.

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<v Speaker 1>They had a good time together and he tried to

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<v Speaker 1>be extra affectionate whenever the groom was looking in their direction.

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<v Speaker 1>But afterwards, April's weirdly not responding to any of Greg's

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<v Speaker 1>calls or texts Greg as I recap the date, is

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<v Speaker 1>there anything in there that makes you think, huh, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that's why she's not calling me. So I'm so happy

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<v Speaker 1>to ask me the question because I soured my mind

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<v Speaker 1>to try to find something where I'm like, could that

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<v Speaker 1>have been the thing? Was it the affection in general? No?

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<v Speaker 1>So no, you're not hearing anything weird, not really, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, it's just you know, the whole night was

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<v Speaker 1>about her ex it wasn't about you, So I mean

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you can change that. Maybe this will help. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>And here's the thing, guys, I normally don't date girls

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<v Speaker 1>that are this hot. So if you guys get help

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<v Speaker 1>me out with calling her, that changes everything. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well let's call April for you and we're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>your second adopted. All right. Did I mention she's hot? Yeah? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you did. All Are you ready for this

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<v Speaker 1>or do you want to tell us how hot she

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<v Speaker 1>is one more time? Um? I just want to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that she's really, really hot. Okay, I'm got all right,

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<v Speaker 1>we got that out of the way. I'm a dollar

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<v Speaker 1>phone number right now, okay, absolutely, thank you? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go? Hello? Hi, can I speak to April please.

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<v Speaker 1>This is she May ask is calling? Yes, my name

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<v Speaker 1>is Young Jeffrey. I work on the radio. How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry? I'm sorry? What Young Jeffrey is my name

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<v Speaker 1>and radio is my profession and I'm calling you now.

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<v Speaker 1>I never called you guys that I win something or wow.

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<v Speaker 1>You could look at it that way, depending on how

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<v Speaker 1>this next couple minutes ago. I'm so confused. Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you calling me? We're doing a segment called the Second

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<v Speaker 1>Date Update. That's where if you go out with someone

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<v Speaker 1>and they're not calling you back, we can give that

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<v Speaker 1>person a call and try and figure out the reason why.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're calling on behalf of one of our listeners

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<v Speaker 1>named Greg. Oh. Greg, you want to pat him on

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<v Speaker 1>the top of the head too, don't you. He's such

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<v Speaker 1>a nice guy. Yeah. I put him in a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>weird position, Like it seems like he put himself in

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<v Speaker 1>a weird position from what he's told us. Yeah, Greg

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<v Speaker 1>told us all about your date. He said that he

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<v Speaker 1>took you to your ex husband's new wedding to try

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<v Speaker 1>and make him jealous. Healthy. Sounds like a real healthy start.

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<v Speaker 1>What was that like for you? Well, he like invited

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<v Speaker 1>himself basically, like I tried to get him away from me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not in a good place right now. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>actually threw a sugar packet at him when he like

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<v Speaker 1>told me to like turn that frown upside down. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, go away. Well then he was really nice

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, whoa, I can go with you.

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<v Speaker 1>And he would try to like kiss me on the

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<v Speaker 1>cheek if he saw my ex was looking and all that,

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<v Speaker 1>which I appreciate. But well, obviously he's like a really

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<v Speaker 1>nice guy trying to help you in this way. Why

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<v Speaker 1>aren't you calling him? Oh? Well, after the wedding, like

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<v Speaker 1>the next day, I was getting a coffee and and

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<v Speaker 1>then you know the Brisa Sean, I guess Greg's friend.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, how is the wedding? And he could

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<v Speaker 1>tell like I was really upset. He ended up giving

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<v Speaker 1>me the drink for free. I mean, the whole thing

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<v Speaker 1>is so sad. How's your ex's marital bliss? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>catch the bouquet? Yeah? Remember when it didn't work out

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<v Speaker 1>with you, But he's upgraded since then, like he knew

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<v Speaker 1>that they went together. I know, But like, god girl,

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<v Speaker 1>why did you rs VP? Yes? I don't know because

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<v Speaker 1>I like to put myself through pain. I'm some kind

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<v Speaker 1>of Mascus. Yeah, seriously, I mean I guess you at

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<v Speaker 1>least got a free latte out of it. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>actually got more out of it than a free latte. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. We uh he sat out with me and

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<v Speaker 1>he talked to me and sort of one thing what's

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<v Speaker 1>to another, and I, um, I ended up sleeping with

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<v Speaker 1>Sean that night. What. Yeah, Greg's friend. And I know,

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<v Speaker 1>so you didn't sleep with Greg after Greg went to

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<v Speaker 1>the wedding with you, But Sean just said, oh, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>here's a twelve ounce Carmel macchiano and he got some. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said, I'm not in a good place. I've

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<v Speaker 1>inttlete therapist. I do love you, though I do, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just you are a mess right now. I don't love you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is pretty rude. Yeah, that's bad. I know. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you even attracted to Greg at all? I mean you

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<v Speaker 1>turned him down and he very first taught to you

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<v Speaker 1>like twice and then he How do you know if

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<v Speaker 1>it matters if I'm attracted to him at this point?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I was such a bad place. Yes, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>need to be single for a while, totally. I need

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<v Speaker 1>to be single. And maybe do more like random hookups

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<v Speaker 1>until I feel better, Like I don't know, like I

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<v Speaker 1>can tell your therapy with things like that that you're saying, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you think Greg has a right to know? Like

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<v Speaker 1>what happened? Yeah, but I don't know how to say it, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for being such a nice guy, and you were

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<v Speaker 1>great at this wedding and you remember your friend who

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<v Speaker 1>vouched for you, Like maybe you want to pick another

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<v Speaker 1>Barisa to be friends with? Like what am I supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to say? I don't know what to say. You just

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<v Speaker 1>say exactly what you just said, because Greg actually heard it.

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<v Speaker 1>Um h um, oh man, Oh Greg, it's fine. I

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<v Speaker 1>just didn't well, I mean, like I'm not as attractive

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<v Speaker 1>as Sean is. Oh dude, it has Greg. I promise

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<v Speaker 1>you had nothing to do with that. It was just

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<v Speaker 1>the right place at the right time, and you being

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<v Speaker 1>at my ex husband's fledding was not the right place

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<v Speaker 1>nor the right time. I don't know. I'm so sorry, Greg,

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<v Speaker 1>You're cool. No, I mean, like I'm not happy about it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I get what she's saying. What do you feel

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<v Speaker 1>about your friend Sean who set you up with this

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<v Speaker 1>girl going back and sleeping with her. True, he's just

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<v Speaker 1>being a jerk, and I'm mad at him. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>mad at you. You sound very yeah, But he's a

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<v Speaker 1>thing I would want to be. Like you're saying about

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<v Speaker 1>how you're going through this whole thing. I would want

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<v Speaker 1>to be one of those hookups. But is it just

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<v Speaker 1>a right place, right time kind of thing. Honestly, you

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<v Speaker 1>just seem a little too mentally stable for me right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So so Greg, No, Greg just wants to be used

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<v Speaker 1>because he wants to hook up with you. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you're really pretty. What do you think, April? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>willing to use Greg for your grief? He now so weird,

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<v Speaker 1>But listen, this will be the most honest hook up

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<v Speaker 1>you'll ever have. Like he knows, he knows exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>he's going to get out of it, and that's nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it one night of enjoyment. Maybe that's so terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Greg's a good guy, Like I want like a hookup,

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<v Speaker 1>not like a mailord or bride. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>have to feel bad. I mean, I could be a

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<v Speaker 1>bad guy. I'm James Dean when I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>weddings to you know, Greg? Can I just ask, like

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<v Speaker 1>how old are you? Because your references are very old

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<v Speaker 1>and strange. He's, however old you want him to be. April, Greg,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to leave the situation. She doesn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>use you, man. She's calling you old man like it's

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<v Speaker 1>just you're not gonna win. Maybe not, but again, I

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<v Speaker 1>think you're worth it. I'm the awful still on the table.

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<v Speaker 1>He's so sweet. What do you say, April? Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you put on a really really sad, depressing movie like

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<v Speaker 1>put on Marley and Me and then invite him over.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll pay for a pizza for you guys to eat

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<v Speaker 1>together and then you can grief bang your way back

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<v Speaker 1>to happiness. What do you say? You know? Not that

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't sound so sexy? Um? I just Greg, I

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<v Speaker 1>think you're a great guy. Don't get mixed up with

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<v Speaker 1>me like you're so genuine. Your references are very bizarre,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm sure you'll find someone weird like you, all right, whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>That really bumps me out yet? Care? Yeah you are?

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<v Speaker 1>You're you're kind of a doormat, Greg, and you need

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<v Speaker 1>to change that about yourself. Well I wouldn't go that far,

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<v Speaker 1>but thank you venture oh Greg. We got a lot

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<v Speaker 1>to work on. With you. Greg and I both have

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<v Speaker 1>lots to work on. I think we're kind of on

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<v Speaker 1>oppotins of the spectrum here, but you're just going to

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<v Speaker 1>work on them with Sean instead. I don't know, because

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<v Speaker 1>be a different person. Who's to say Sean Joe Kevin

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<v Speaker 1>is not. Greg, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning