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Speaker 1: Jubiles dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember texting four one six one. If you have a secret,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything, literally anything, because we don't

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Speaker 1: even ask what your name is, so nobody will know

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Speaker 1: who you are. And I know you think that all

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Speaker 1: your friends are going to recognize your voice, but trust me,

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Speaker 1: they're not. They won't. They don't care about you that

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Speaker 1: And sometimes we change people's voices a little bit because

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Speaker 1: they ask us too, so you never know if we

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Speaker 1: changed the voice, pitched it up down, did it come

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Speaker 1: different anyway. We don't even ask what your name is, though,

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Speaker 1: so you can say whatever you want. You're completely anonymous.

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Speaker 1: Everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now, it's not a person's place. The anonymous nickname

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Speaker 1: of the person on the phone right now is The

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Speaker 1: new Space Jam movie was terrible? Oh think it's what

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Speaker 1: a lot of people are saying. So what's up? The

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Speaker 1: New Space Jam movie was terrible? How are you? I'm good,

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Speaker 1: I'm better than a lot of people think that movie

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Speaker 1: is bad. Not even an opinion at this point, it's

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Speaker 1: a fact. So are you are you going to go

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Speaker 1: see the movie? Though? The New Space Jam movie. I'm

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Speaker 1: a fan, so so yeah, so don't go. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think Lebron is trying to he's trying to claim too much.

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Speaker 1: All right, Oh, come on, Lebron can have the NBA

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Speaker 1: right now, but if he messages with the Space Jam franchise,

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Speaker 1: I'm over all right, man, what's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, I kind of pumped myself up to

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Speaker 1: tell you this, but now I'm like kind of nervous

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Speaker 1: to even say it. I know it's anonymous, but still, um,

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Speaker 1: it's weird, Like I feel weird about it, but I

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Speaker 1: like it. It's like, you know, it's definitely a guilty pleasure,

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Speaker 1: and none of my friends know about it. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: it's something you feel weird about, but you like yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: a lot of people kind of secrets. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it. I take a bubble baths

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Speaker 1: every night. I'm obsessed with with bubble baths. Why is

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Speaker 1: that a bad thing? Yeah? Just come on, I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: come on, two, I'm single, and all of my buddies

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Speaker 1: that I hang out with if we're out for beers

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know what, I tried this great

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Speaker 1: bath bomb. They would be like, are you so you

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Speaker 1: just think your friends will make fun of you because

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Speaker 1: you're thirty two single, live by yourself and just love

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Speaker 1: bubble baths? Oh yeah, I know. I mean seriously, you,

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Speaker 1: I draw a nice bath, I tossed the bomb in

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Speaker 1: and watch it fits and stuff, and then I slide

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Speaker 1: right in relax, I can read, I can listen to

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Speaker 1: a podcast. Yeah, and have a drink. It's like my

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Speaker 1: unwinding time. See, that is the thing that is the

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Speaker 1: thing that sucks about being a man. I know, there's

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Speaker 1: not a lot that sucks about being a man because we,

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Speaker 1: for some reason have it better than women. But like

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Speaker 1: when it comes to girly stuff, we should be allowed

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Speaker 1: to enjoy it and not feel like our friends are

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Speaker 1: gonna make fun of us. I've said it my entire life.

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Speaker 1: I am so jealous of certain things when it comes

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Speaker 1: to being like a man versus a woman, because especially

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Speaker 1: fashion and things like that. Like you put on a

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Speaker 1: lef lotion, your skin feels so good. You take a

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Speaker 1: bubble bath, and you light some candles and you sit

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Speaker 1: there and read a book. Oh my god, hello relaxed town.

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Speaker 1: And then also as a guy who enjoys clothes and

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Speaker 1: things like that. It's very frustrating, right because I mean,

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Speaker 1: now you can kind of do whatever, right, But back

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Speaker 1: in the day when you're growing up, women have so

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Speaker 1: many more options. They have long skirts, short skirts, mini skirts. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all kinds of different options as far as that go. Dresses.

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Speaker 1: Guys have T shirts, jeans, sweatpants. Like, it's just pants,

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Speaker 1: shorts and T shirt. It's boring. It's really boring. Yeah, Like,

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Speaker 1: if I want to wear a camasol one day, I

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Speaker 1: should be able to and people be like, Bro, that's

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Speaker 1: a nice cammy dude, what I'm like, what is a

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Speaker 1: camas I'm googling camasol right now, So have a conversation

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Speaker 1: amongst yourself. Okay, I'm gonna turn around my screen, so

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Speaker 1: my computer screen, so Alex and see it so she

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Speaker 1: can describe what this top is. It's a tank top o.

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Speaker 1: A camasol is a spaghetti strap tank top and amaso

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Speaker 1: is a low cleavage, low cleavage tank top. Why didn't

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Speaker 1: you just cool it a tank top? Because I have

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Speaker 1: refined taste English heaven and if I want to out

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Speaker 1: with my bubble bath dude on the phone here and

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Speaker 1: wear camasals and put on some lotion. That's what I

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Speaker 1: want to do. I want to call it a camera.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, my whole life, I've been very passionate

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Speaker 1: about the fact that women's women get so many options

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Speaker 1: and dudes have just a few options. Yeah. Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: were you saying the phone there? I'm sorry, I got

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Speaker 1: really passionate. You really reached deep for that one. That's

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Speaker 1: that's I haven't heard that word of years too. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: of course, Well thanks for calling up with your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, man, and it's safe with us. Enjoy your

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Speaker 1: bubble bath tonight. Oh I will thank you. What's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret?