WEBVTT - You're Banned From Joeville

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<v Speaker 1>Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George

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<v Speaker 1>Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty arm Strong, and

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<v Speaker 1>Jettie and no Hee Armstrong and Yetty. I will be

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<v Speaker 1>glued to cable news tonight for when they go to

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<v Speaker 1>their election experts for reports like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Ohio's important. Everyone knows, O How's important.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna go down here in the valley between Columbus

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<v Speaker 3>and Pittsburgh, and then you got.

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<v Speaker 2>The Akron Triangle right here.

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<v Speaker 3>Hillary Clinton carried this next to Canton, and then there's

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<v Speaker 3>of course there's Wooster. But eighteen seventy six, it's a

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<v Speaker 3>different story Orville. This is a problem for Orville. This

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<v Speaker 3>is a problem for Biden. Trump carries these North Lawrence

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<v Speaker 3>down over here, up here to Canal footin. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>zoom in. You're gonna zoom in and get up here

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<v Speaker 3>to ninety three twenty one triangle circle.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what they call right around Nick jack Farms.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone knows that Nika jack Farms has always been carried

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<v Speaker 3>Trump ever since eighteen eighty four when he only won

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<v Speaker 3>forty two percent of the vote.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna go sap, We're gonna head our way south.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonn and zoom in a little bit. Right there,

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<v Speaker 3>there's a green patch. We call this Elms country Club.

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<v Speaker 3>Back in the day, Elms Country Club is where, of

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<v Speaker 3>course Hamilton lost the duel with Washington. Everyone knows it's

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<v Speaker 3>a huge Republican mainstat We're gonna back up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>I never stopped talking. I always just keep moving the

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<v Speaker 3>map when you work data. Of course, there's East Canton.

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<v Speaker 3>East Canton, of course runs east of Canton, which is

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<v Speaker 3>just east of Masalon, and then Masalon's north of nev

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<v Speaker 3>Never and we all know these are Republican hotspots.

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<v Speaker 2>Perry Heights.

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<v Speaker 3>Biden exiting polls say that the six twenty seven is

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<v Speaker 3>backed up here all the way down to seventy seven.

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<v Speaker 2>I never stopped talking.

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<v Speaker 3>I was told to keep talking, never stop talking, keep

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<v Speaker 3>moving the map.

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<v Speaker 1>So and there will be a lot of that on

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<v Speaker 1>the cable news channel tonight. And really the king of

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<v Speaker 1>that might be one of the more respected people in

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<v Speaker 1>that arena, Steve Kornacki of NBC News. He may have

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<v Speaker 1>invented the super fast talking zoom in, zoom out, and

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<v Speaker 1>then like all the other channels decided, I guess you

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<v Speaker 1>have to do it at this speed.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I understand why, just because he's a fast talker.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, he's a trendset. He's like the most popular

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<v Speaker 1>kid at high school. Yeah, but I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>it has to be at that speed. I mean, you

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<v Speaker 1>got hours and hours with very little information coming out

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<v Speaker 1>that you have to kill So why do we have

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<v Speaker 1>to do it so fast? Why do we have to

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<v Speaker 1>zoom in and out? But it's amazing. I saw Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Karnaky on a couple of different podcasts over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Or listen to him and men those guys and women

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<v Speaker 1>that they know every county in America. That's amazing and

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<v Speaker 1>like neighborhoods and stuff like that. And I often wonder why,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I would get if you're working for a campaign.

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<v Speaker 1>Campaigns want to know that stuff because they put resources

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<v Speaker 1>into it. Here's a county that could go either way,

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<v Speaker 1>and we want to get our door knockers out there

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<v Speaker 1>to like sway him. But man is like a journalist.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine dedicating my life to knowing all that

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<v Speaker 1>because you could just wait till the end of the

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<v Speaker 1>day see who won, and it doesn't really matter if

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<v Speaker 1>Madison county went three percent for Trump or Harris.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure, yeah, I don't know Karnaki's bio, but a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of those guys they are campaign geniuses, the experts about

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<v Speaker 4>the districts and the way they go and who to target,

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<v Speaker 4>blah blah blah, And they make a hell of a

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<v Speaker 4>lot more money talking about it than they did doing it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like the opposite of Tom Brady becoming a broadcaster. Now,

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<v Speaker 4>It's like if a prime of his life football player

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<v Speaker 4>could make more money in the booth.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what the Karnakis of the world are doing, right,

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<v Speaker 1>That makes sense. I had another point on that, but

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<v Speaker 1>the county's coming in. I don't know. I'll probably pop

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<v Speaker 1>back into my head later.

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<v Speaker 4>You want to hear an hilarious yet nightmarish scenario, Sure

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<v Speaker 4>love this. It is unlikely but plausible enough to noodle

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<v Speaker 4>through the idea that there is a two seven that

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<v Speaker 4>neither gets to two seventy, and there's a tie, an

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<v Speaker 4>electoral college tie referred to as a content engine election.

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<v Speaker 4>The House selects the president and the Senate the vice president,

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<v Speaker 4>producing the unity ticket that nobody on earth wants Trump

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<v Speaker 4>and Walls, which is what.

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<v Speaker 1>You would imagine.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course, you know, the vice presidency is worth a

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<v Speaker 4>bucket arm pos it was famously said once, and Walls

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<v Speaker 4>would be relive.

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<v Speaker 1>They might he might be imprisoned. Trump might put him

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<v Speaker 1>in Leffenworth.

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<v Speaker 4>On the other hand, every Democrat in America would wake

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<v Speaker 4>up every day checking the newspaper to see if Trump

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<v Speaker 4>had died.

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<v Speaker 1>No kidding, I know what I was gonna mention as

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<v Speaker 1>I meant to get the audio I should have Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>in four years, will we still be doing this? In

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<v Speaker 1>four years? Won't be any more elections? If Trump wins,

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<v Speaker 1>That's the end of voting. I was listening to the

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty four broadcast of ABC News on the night

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<v Speaker 1>that Reagan beat Mondale forty nine states to one, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was pretty funny to listen to for a variety

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<v Speaker 1>of reasons. One just a different era of They would

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<v Speaker 1>not call it. They just went state by state by

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<v Speaker 1>state by state for hours. I mean, with the and

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<v Speaker 1>the pace. For one thing, there's no that go to

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<v Speaker 1>this state, go to that county. But everything was very slow.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for joining us this evening election night nineteen eighty four,

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<v Speaker 1>pitting the Republican Ronald Reagan, the current president, against Walter

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<v Speaker 1>Mondale of minutes. I mean just the pace, and we

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<v Speaker 1>all know that the pace of everything has just increased

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<v Speaker 1>so much, but it just was somewhat relaxing. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>my kids that pace. It makes them insane. For me,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, ugh, I find it so relaxing. But yeah, yeah, interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>But they wouldn't call it then they would go I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>this is like two hours into the broadcast, and it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like the votes from Utah in and that gives

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<v Speaker 1>Ronald Reagan currently a lead with two hundred and forty

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<v Speaker 1>electoral votes with zero for mister Monday. I think you

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<v Speaker 1>can call it. I am seeing a trend develop it

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<v Speaker 1>Whereas now, man, there is such a rush to be

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<v Speaker 1>the cable news channel that calls it first, because I

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<v Speaker 1>think a lot of us, including me, have an inclination

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<v Speaker 1>to switch to the channel that's calling them for some reason.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, here's my prediction, nothing to do with the election,

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<v Speaker 4>except tangentially, you know, referencing the discussion we've just had.

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<v Speaker 4>There will arise soon in America or elsewhere, a massive

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<v Speaker 4>Amish like movement to decouple from the frantic pace of

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<v Speaker 4>the tech driven world.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it will look like it. Will

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<v Speaker 1>it be driven by the younger end or the that's

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<v Speaker 1>a great question, if there's any desire for the younger end.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I just said, they don't know what they're missing,

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<v Speaker 1>well right, but they never will because their brains are

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<v Speaker 1>ruined by their smartphones. But like I, like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I found it calming and like just oh, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>slipping into a warm bath to hear that pace. Whereas

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<v Speaker 1>my kids we watch a movie from the nineties and

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<v Speaker 1>it's just so slow. It's just dad, does anything happen

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<v Speaker 1>in this movie? Right?

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<v Speaker 5>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>I have the same feeling when I watch Older Fair.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't know, unless the kids are so screwed

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<v Speaker 4>up they become convinced that it's a good idea, because

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<v Speaker 4>you can convince kids of anything. Please witness the it's

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<v Speaker 4>fine for men to be in women's sports because they

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<v Speaker 4>said they're a woman movement. Anyway, h I could really

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<v Speaker 4>see that happening. It wouldn't be religion religious based.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think there is a burgeoning, as you know,

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<v Speaker 1>movement towards that, like the what do they call that

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<v Speaker 1>slow something on YouTube videos where you just watch video

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<v Speaker 1>of looking out the window of a train going across

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<v Speaker 1>the country. Yeah, name for it. I forget what it is,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's a certain crowd for it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just thinking about the example you gave of the

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<v Speaker 4>nature of coverage and how every show has got to

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<v Speaker 4>be frantically paced, because I remember it was it in

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<v Speaker 4>the radio industry they're talking about how people will listen

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<v Speaker 4>to something for was it seven seconds? It's probably about

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<v Speaker 4>a three and a half now before they decide am

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<v Speaker 4>I in or am I out?

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<v Speaker 1>Or do it? It was with the people give the

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<v Speaker 1>song like it was shockingly short. It was single digit seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll give a song before they hit the dial. So

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<v Speaker 1>the song has got to crap you in that amount

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<v Speaker 1>of time, which is practically impossible. Yeah, and and the

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<v Speaker 1>idea that to geek out on music a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>The bridge has disappeared in songs. You got a lil intro,

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<v Speaker 1>then you got verse chorus, verse chorus. Then usually there's

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<v Speaker 1>a bridge which is like it goes to the minor

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<v Speaker 1>relative minor key and it's a different part of the song.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you come back to the chorus again the song ends. Well.

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<v Speaker 4>Now in the Go Go twenty first century, nobody's got

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<v Speaker 4>any time for the dam bridge.

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<v Speaker 1>First course, first chorus, song's over.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like our turn to the sixties, where songs had

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<v Speaker 4>to be three minutes or less. It's ah, not good,

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<v Speaker 4>not good for the brain. I think there's plenty of

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<v Speaker 4>evidence in so anyway, I don't know. Maybe that's my

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<v Speaker 4>zillion dollar idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I would watch that if I knew there were a

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<v Speaker 1>channel tonight that was gonna go at a slow pace.

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<v Speaker 1>We're only gonna bring you stuff that's real information. We're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna rejoin with any music. We're not gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>a really bright crazy lights. We don't have a really

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<v Speaker 1>complicated board to look at m H, just like this,

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<v Speaker 1>like a chalkboard and somebody talking slow. I would watch

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<v Speaker 1>that coverage.

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<v Speaker 4>I wasn't actually thinking of media, but that's a really

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<v Speaker 4>intriguing idea. I was thinking more of a like a

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<v Speaker 4>civilization and encampman. I'm not gonna go Jim Jones here.

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<v Speaker 4>This is not gonna be the branch Davidians wow. But

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<v Speaker 4>something maybe we can colonize, like a large swath of

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<v Speaker 4>eastern Washington, for instance, pretty country, practically nobody there, and

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of Eastern Washington Tonians would think. I love

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<v Speaker 4>that idea, So I'll tell you what I'm watching tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even I don't know if it's available to

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<v Speaker 1>people or not. So we subscribe to Mark Hauprin's site,

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<v Speaker 1>which is ridiculously expensive but very very very good. But

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<v Speaker 1>he's doing a thing on his two way platform where

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<v Speaker 1>he's going to be watching all the channels with a

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<v Speaker 1>whole bunch of his best experts and they're going to

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<v Speaker 1>flip around. And he said, I'm a really good flipper.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what to flip to, what's important, what's not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll explain things that are worthwhile, explain things are worthless.

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<v Speaker 1>And when nothing's happening, we're going to go away and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll send an email when something's happening and you can

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<v Speaker 1>come back, he said, because there are hours of coverage

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<v Speaker 1>that are just nothing. They're just killing time, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to do that. I thought, yeah, okay, that

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<v Speaker 1>might be what I tune into tonight. Well, I love

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<v Speaker 1>that idea. I got to hit you up for the password.

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<v Speaker 1>On the other hand, if Trump is winning, I need

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<v Speaker 1>to watch all my cable and network news hosts because

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see how sad they are. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta go. That's the highest priority. I know. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking forward to a really sad little George Stephanopolis, his

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<v Speaker 1>feet dangling in his chair and just tears welling up

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<v Speaker 1>in his eyes.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I'm looking an apoplectic Rachel Maddow, a suicidal

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<v Speaker 4>Mika Brazinski, a weeping Lady Gaga, imagine the pleasures.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, that is what I need. I need a

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<v Speaker 1>joy Read actually has her head in an oven while

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<v Speaker 1>she's talking. Oh, that's what I'm looking forward to.

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<v Speaker 4>This will be the last coverage I watched before my

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<v Speaker 4>Slow Life commune opens up outside of Olympia, Washington.

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<v Speaker 1>We're in Waco, Texas, on the other.

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<v Speaker 4>Hand, and I vow this I will not be sexing

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<v Speaker 4>up all the young women because this is not a cult,

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<v Speaker 4>and we will establish a constitutional form of government.

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<v Speaker 1>Just need a little break.

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<v Speaker 4>We're just gonna We're gonna gather in the evening and

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<v Speaker 4>like play cards and board games and talk and and

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<v Speaker 4>not constantly scold anybody's caught walking around looking at their phone,

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<v Speaker 4>summing it gonna be thrown a hell out of Joville.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you're gonna name your commune jovill I like, I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Still working on the name of it, then you'd be

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<v Speaker 4>excommunicated in a hell of a hurry.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta get banished, banished. What are you gonna be wearing? Sweats?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably warm ups, that sort of thing, loose T shirt

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<v Speaker 1>like I like that. We've got more on the way

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<v Speaker 1>you can Texas. Anytime have you been to a voting

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<v Speaker 1>booth or polling place or whatever you call them? How

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<v Speaker 1>are the lines? What was it like? Text line four

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<v Speaker 1>one KFTC.

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<v Speaker 6>There is a there's something for four more long lasting

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<v Speaker 6>than just Donald Trump the candidate. There is a sort

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<v Speaker 6>of Russian embrace of disinformation, a radical disvaluing, devaluing of

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<v Speaker 6>truth over the last nine to ten years. You've got

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<v Speaker 6>to be kind of complete ignorance on civics.

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<v Speaker 1>H You've got to be freaking kidding me. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>more here. From Joe Scarborough's rant on MSNBC today. I

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<v Speaker 1>just again, I asked the same question every time. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you actually believe that are you so into your silo

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<v Speaker 1>of Trump derangement syndrome that you only think there's misinformation

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<v Speaker 1>happening on the right? You think when you say he's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a dictator on day one and he promises

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<v Speaker 1>blood and the blood a blood bath and all the

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<v Speaker 1>different sort of stuff that you're being honest? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>freaking kidding me?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think one of the leaders of the Russian

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<v Speaker 4>collusion hoax and the fine laptop cover up comes they

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<v Speaker 4>don't regard the truth?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? I mean, seriously, Joe Scarborough, I

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<v Speaker 1>listened to you yesterday. He said he was gonna line

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<v Speaker 1>Liz Cheney up against the wall and a firing squad

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<v Speaker 1>and shooter. No he didn't, you freaking liar, or.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't know professional Pandora. Sure he can't be that deluded.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe it reading from a somebody who feels

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<v Speaker 1>the same way as I do about it. Who watched

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<v Speaker 1>the whole Scarborough thing today? I didn't. Scarborough lashes out

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<v Speaker 1>at Trump supporters again Americans who didn't go to Civics

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<v Speaker 1>class didn't learn the basics of the Constitution. After rattling

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<v Speaker 1>off a series of debunked Trump hoaxes, including the Trump

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<v Speaker 1>wants to execute Liz Cheney oaks, Scarborough focuses ire on

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<v Speaker 1>Trump voters. The thing you just heard about the last

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<v Speaker 1>ten years of lies. How do we as a nation

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<v Speaker 1>even how do we as a nation even post Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>How do we reach those Americans who apparently didn't go

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<v Speaker 1>to Civics class, apparently didn't learn the basics of constitution,

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<v Speaker 1>have just been overwhelmed with disinformation over the past nine years.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how we come out of this if

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<v Speaker 1>if we're not going to have more people who could

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<v Speaker 1>who could say should have gone with the Hunter laptop?

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<v Speaker 1>It was real. Trump didn't say there'd be a bloodbath.

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<v Speaker 1>He was talking about the car industry. It's an economic start.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, and then say, and Trump led about this

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<v Speaker 1>and shouldn't have said that? Is there's just nobody that

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<v Speaker 1>can do that at a high level. Is it impossible?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there no audience for it? And if there is

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<v Speaker 1>no audience for it, if there's not money to be

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<v Speaker 1>made from it, maybe it can't exist and you can't

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<v Speaker 1>have a country. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>There are hm there are plenty of examples of people

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<v Speaker 4>calling balls and strikes and being reasonably successful, whether it's

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<v Speaker 4>US or a Rogan or I think the free press

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<v Speaker 4>does a great job. I think the National Review is

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<v Speaker 4>absolutely open about what they believe, but they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Fair, They're always fair.

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<v Speaker 4>But in terms of the mass media, the household names media,

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<v Speaker 4>they have either decided that's not where the money is

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<v Speaker 4>or they've lost their minds. And honestly, I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 4>which it is, because sometimes I listen to the rantings.

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<v Speaker 4>I got a pretty good crap detector, and it seems

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<v Speaker 4>to me these people are being sincere their minds, but sincere.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, maybe you should always give a pass to

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<v Speaker 1>Mika and Joe on MSNBC, because Trump did claim that

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<v Speaker 1>Scarboro killed his secretary or something like that out their affair, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so that'll make you mad. Yeah, claimed that he killed

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<v Speaker 1>his intern. Oh my god. It's like when you see

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<v Speaker 1>Adam Schiff talking about we need to move beyond the dishonesty.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, God, I'm sorry, I can't even find I'm out.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm back to wanting to establish my alternate civilization in

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<v Speaker 4>eastern Washington.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, North Carolina and Georgia come in early West

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<v Speaker 1>Coast time four and four thirty. If one or both

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<v Speaker 1>goes to Harrison's over, she's won. If both go to

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<v Speaker 1>Trump hasn't determined anything, but at least you have some idea.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the way I'm gonna look at it this afternoon.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I just read part of a piece by

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<v Speaker 4>a Galloho emigrated from Russia, talking about how this incredibly

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<v Speaker 4>flawed election is so far better than no choice at all,

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<v Speaker 4>living in a totalitarian system, which is the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Most people on earth live. So maybe keep that in mind.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good one. Armstrong and getty. No, but these

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<v Speaker 1>are bad people.

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<v Speaker 7>These are bid Adam shifty shift. I call him pencil Neck.

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<v Speaker 7>He's got the smallest neck I've ever seen. He's got

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<v Speaker 7>about a four and he's got the biggest head, So

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know how the neck can hold the head.

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<v Speaker 7>He's an unattractive guy, both inside and out.

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<v Speaker 5>And it just came over the wires that Joe Rogan

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<v Speaker 5>just endorsed me.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that that oh Joe, No, that's not a crowd.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so nice and he doesn't do that. I'm David

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<v Speaker 1>Broder of the Washington Post, and it seems the closing

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<v Speaker 1>argument from the Republican candidate is that his opponent's neck

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<v Speaker 1>is not big enough to hold his head. Jim. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a powerful argument to thank you back to me.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way that the Joe Brogan reference reminds me.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, the whole flap that Kamala was supposed to

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<v Speaker 4>do Rogan. Then she said, you can only have an

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<v Speaker 4>hour and you gotta fly to me, And he said

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<v Speaker 4>about pass did there's a story out now there's this

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<v Speaker 4>Muslim social media influencer who set up an interview with Kamala,

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<v Speaker 4>but her people insisted that it all be cleared and

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<v Speaker 4>planned in advance, there could be no spontaneity. He wanted

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<v Speaker 4>to ask about the war in Gaza, which is he says,

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<v Speaker 4>is interesting and compelling to every Muslim on earth, which

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<v Speaker 4>tells you something about the way teams form and how

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<v Speaker 4>allegiances go. But anyway, I won't get off on that tangent.

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<v Speaker 4>But she said, no, you absolutely cannot talk about anything

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<v Speaker 4>like that. Instead, she will offer a hot take on

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<v Speaker 4>what was something stupid?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember a hot Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>She would offer a hot take against people taking off

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<v Speaker 4>their shoes on airplanes. And the guy's like, well, because

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<v Speaker 4>the show's premise, I guess is people come on and

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<v Speaker 4>defend an unpopular opinion or perspective, okay, And anyway, So

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<v Speaker 4>the guy's like, well, all right, I guess if that's

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<v Speaker 4>what it takes to have her, we're gonna talk about

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<v Speaker 4>taking off your shoes on.

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<v Speaker 1>Her, all right? Fine?

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<v Speaker 4>But she shows up, and instead of the hot take

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<v Speaker 4>on the airplane thing, she launches into a hot take

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<v Speaker 4>on how great bacon is.

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<v Speaker 1>On a Muslim show. Oh okay, gotcha.

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<v Speaker 4>Pork is religiously forbidden her Muslims. And she goes off

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<v Speaker 4>on this rant and he's like, yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just like, seriously, bacon is a spice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the best. And he was taken aback. Think about it,

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<v Speaker 1>it's pure flavor, she said. And then he said, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I really can't agree. As Muslims, we can't eat pork

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<v Speaker 1>and so, and he tried to redirect her, what about

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<v Speaker 1>the airplanes? Anything bother you on airplanes? But instead she

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<v Speaker 1>doubles down starts doing this take on anchovies on pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy got done, he said, thanks a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>And he just didn't it didn't air it at all.

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<v Speaker 4>But how do you go on a Muslim influencer show

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<v Speaker 4>and do your hot hot isn't bacon great?

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<v Speaker 1>Take? Wow? Uh? I'm going to be like a human

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<v Speaker 1>being dipped in a vat a shadenfreud if Trump ends

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<v Speaker 1>up winning tonight for all kinds of different reasons. I

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<v Speaker 1>talked about all the all the TV hosts I want

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<v Speaker 1>to see sad and probably makes me a bad person

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<v Speaker 1>that I get so much enjoyment out of watching other humans. Said,

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<v Speaker 1>but I will get a tremendous amount of enjoyment out

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<v Speaker 1>of it. But the circular firing squad of the Democrats

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<v Speaker 1>if she loses, is gonna be awesome. The various you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you're David Axelrod's and all your very certain people have

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<v Speaker 1>run old campaigns, beaten up on the current campaign. The

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<v Speaker 1>Biden people, beaten up on Harris. Harris people beaten up

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<v Speaker 1>on Biden. I mean, he's just gonna be never ending.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ah, everybody beating up on the candidate for sucking. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna enjoy it so much. It's gonna be so

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<v Speaker 1>much fun. It will be very very nice.

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<v Speaker 4>On the other hand, Jack, you're not going to be

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<v Speaker 4>suffering like's America's college students.

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<v Speaker 1>More on that to come. I just learned something very

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<v Speaker 1>interesting that I didn't know so I was watching during

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<v Speaker 1>the commercial break. Actually Mark Halprin's zoom call this morning

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<v Speaker 1>with the Sean Spicer if you remember him, he was

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<v Speaker 1>a press secretary for Trump back in the day. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>they were.

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<v Speaker 4>Talking about Housily, the most entertaining press secretary in the

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<v Speaker 4>history of the nation and a.

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<v Speaker 1>Super smart guy who is portrayed obviously as a dunce

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<v Speaker 1>by the media because he was Trump's press secretary. But

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<v Speaker 1>now that I've seen him on a bunch of stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>really really smart guy. But I didn't know this. But

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<v Speaker 1>on election day they're talking about tells you can get

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<v Speaker 1>from the campaign for how things are going on election day.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's all the sending out surrogates or robo calls

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<v Speaker 1>or interviews or stuff on election day when they see

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<v Speaker 1>results coming back in a certain way. For instance, if

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<v Speaker 1>they see they're not getting a good black mail turnout

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<v Speaker 1>in Atlanta like well below what they were expecting. Barack

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<v Speaker 1>Obama might be on a radio show this afternoon, or

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<v Speaker 1>they'll be blowing in robo calls from Kama or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Or you might see like rural ag vote in Wisconsin

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<v Speaker 1>not showing up, so all of a sudden, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's on whatever radio station whatever you would do there

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<v Speaker 1>the same day. I didn't realize that that happened. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't either. It makes perfect sense, it does. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know they had information at that level though, that

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<v Speaker 1>they've got people at the polling places. They would say, oh, no,

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<v Speaker 1>man down, you know on farmers coming to the polls.

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<v Speaker 1>So jump on the air and can.

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<v Speaker 4>Giant fifty thousand AM station in Iowa. All of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 4>you got to well, whoever it would be on the line.

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<v Speaker 1>Marco Rubio DeSantis, whoever talking for Trump. Yeah, that's great

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<v Speaker 1>men right day. Jimmy Dean, Yeah, gonna be upset. You say,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to how fabulous is this? Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>And this I'm gonna quote a little bit from Franny

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<v Speaker 4>Block wrote a piece. So the day after the election,

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<v Speaker 4>most of us are kind of, you know, have breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>Roll out of bed, whatever, go to work and just

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<v Speaker 1>do our thing.

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<v Speaker 4>But students at Georgetown University's McCourt School of Public Policy,

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<v Speaker 4>this is like the cream of the crop. That's where

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<v Speaker 4>your future diplomats and policymakers are being molded. At the

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<v Speaker 4>Georgetown University's grad School of Public Policy, they're gonna play

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<v Speaker 4>with legos seriously. In an email to McCourt students, Jacqueline Clevenger,

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<v Speaker 4>the school's director of student Engagement, introduced the school's post

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<v Speaker 4>election self care Suite in recognition of these stressful times.

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<v Speaker 4>All the Court community members are welcome together in the

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<v Speaker 4>third floor commons to take a much needed break, joining

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<v Speaker 4>us for mindful inness activities and snacks throughout the day.

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<v Speaker 1>You either react to self care suite with a oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds nice, I could use that, or you're repulsed

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<v Speaker 1>by the very term, like I am whatever. Good Lord,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the agenda. I did not make this up.

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<v Speaker 4>From ten to eleven am t Coco and self care

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<v Speaker 4>self eleven to twelve legos station you top to one

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<v Speaker 4>healthy treats and healthy habits, one to two coloring and

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<v Speaker 4>mindful exercises. That's coloring books, two to three milk and cookies.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not kidding three to four legos and coloring, because

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<v Speaker 4>by that point in the afternoon the kids can probably

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<v Speaker 4>handle the complexity of deciding between legos or coloring, and

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<v Speaker 4>then from five to six snacks and self guided meditation.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to ask Clevenger.

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<v Speaker 4>She writes why college and grad students needed milk and

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<v Speaker 4>cookies to recover from their stress, and now being coddled

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<v Speaker 4>in college might someday affect American diplomacy. But she didn't

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<v Speaker 4>respond to my calls or emails. But Georgetown is obviously

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<v Speaker 4>not the only place at Missouri State the Counseling Center

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<v Speaker 4>has set up a post election self care no phone

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<v Speaker 4>zone space with calm jars. Somebody helped me with that.

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<v Speaker 4>Mm the hell's a calm jar, coloring pages and sensory fidgets.

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<v Speaker 4>And just last week, The New York Times reported that Fieldston,

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<v Speaker 4>the elite New York City private school, was making attendance

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<v Speaker 4>the day after election day optional for students who feel

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<v Speaker 4>too emotionally distressed.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, you react with this one of two ways. If

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<v Speaker 1>your kids go in to one of these schools and

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<v Speaker 1>you find that out that they went to the coloring

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<v Speaker 1>room and played with legos, you either think, oh, that's

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<v Speaker 1>so fantastic, I'm glad I'm sending them that to that school,

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<v Speaker 1>or you think, how are they ever gonna make it

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<v Speaker 1>in the world? How have I failed? Right? Which is

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<v Speaker 1>the way I write?

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<v Speaker 4>May I quote Jerry Seinfeldt, who told The New York

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<v Speaker 4>Times that he found policies and decisions like that so

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<v Speaker 4>aggravating they withdrew their son from that Fieldstone school and

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<v Speaker 4>switched them to a different school. He says, quote what

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<v Speaker 4>kind of lives of these people led that makes them

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<v Speaker 4>think this is the right way to handle young people

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<v Speaker 4>to encourage them to buckle. This is the lesson they're

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<v Speaker 4>providing from godly sums of money.

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<v Speaker 1>That is telling damned good question. As we always say,

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<v Speaker 1>the kids didn't raise themselves. Who are the adults that

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<v Speaker 1>think that's what the kids need? That's crazy? Katie, Katie,

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<v Speaker 1>what's a calm jar? A calm jar is filled with

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<v Speaker 1>water and a little bit of glue, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>put glitter in it and you shake it up and

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<v Speaker 1>watch the glitter settle to the body. No, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't do that. You know why because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an adult, because I just escaped from a concentration

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<v Speaker 1>camp during the Holocaust and after years and years of this,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got so much PTSD. No, No, the election didn't

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<v Speaker 1>go the way you wanted. That's why you need a

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<v Speaker 1>calm jar.

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<v Speaker 4>Gee, and kids, here's your old uncle Joe again. Word

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<v Speaker 4>to the wise. We hold these bitches every four years

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<v Speaker 4>and will every single four years of your life. So

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<v Speaker 4>maybe you'd like to, you know, get a little tougher.

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<v Speaker 4>You're in government grad school in DC and you're going

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<v Speaker 4>to be so upset by an election you have.

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<v Speaker 1>To color for a day. You were a child you

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<v Speaker 1>can't blame the kids. So again, you really to the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong place to look. You're right, you're right. You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>what's what's her name?

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<v Speaker 4>Jacqueline Clevenger and Deans and people like that around America.

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<v Speaker 4>You were a child abuser. You're a psychopath, you are

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<v Speaker 4>a monster. Punch yourself in the face right now, as

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<v Speaker 4>hard as you can now. Nobody lift hand against these people.

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<v Speaker 4>We must convince them not to assault them. But if Jacqueline,

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<v Speaker 4>you are listening right now, ball up your little fist,

0:28:24.800 --> 0:28:26.359
<v Speaker 4>punch yourself right in the face.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure you could take them in a fight.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm confident of that. Here's another one of those things,

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<v Speaker 1>similar but a little different. The New York Times Tech

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<v Speaker 1>staff was threatening to go on strike right now this

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<v Speaker 1>week because they thought they had a lot of leverage,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, it's election time and the tech staff

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<v Speaker 1>runs everything everywhere. The New York Times techs Staff Guild

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<v Speaker 1>proposed a ban on This is what they're demanding in

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<v Speaker 1>their strike. Obviously, more money and a ban on scented

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<v Speaker 1>products and break rooms, unlimited breakdow time, accommodations for pet bereavement,

0:29:03.320 --> 0:29:07.320
<v Speaker 1>as well as mandatory trigger warnings and company meetings. When

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<v Speaker 1>discussing events in the news, you are joking. You're in

0:29:12.400 --> 0:29:15.720
<v Speaker 1>the news business and you want a trigger warning. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't just jump into some topic about the news

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<v Speaker 1>without a trigger warning. You should have let me know

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<v Speaker 1>we're about to talk about the Middle East. Anybody that's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be triggered by that, We're just letting you know.

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<v Speaker 1>If you need to leave the room and go to

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<v Speaker 1>an uncented breakroom, I'd be fine. Good times make for

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<v Speaker 1>soft people. I don't know that there's any escaping the cycle.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think there is. Unfortunately, we're going to live

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<v Speaker 1>through the other end of that cycle. We will finish strong,

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<v Speaker 1>coming up strong.

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<v Speaker 8>If we don't show up tomorrow, it is entirely possible

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<v Speaker 8>that we will not have the opportunity to ever cast

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<v Speaker 8>a ballot again.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you're pandering, which is kind of evil. But

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<v Speaker 1>if you have actually believe that, you're stupid, and I

0:30:01.640 --> 0:30:05.080
<v Speaker 1>don't think Obrah Winfrey's stupid, but give me a break again,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be happy to hear you write or whatever anybody's

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<v Speaker 1>logical path of how we go from Trump being elected

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<v Speaker 1>to never voting again. That could actually happen right in

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<v Speaker 1>the United States of America currently.

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<v Speaker 4>Drop us an email mail bag at Armstrong and Giddy

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<v Speaker 4>dot com. There's a fifty to fifty chance we'll have

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<v Speaker 4>to reckon with that horrifying possibility, except that it will

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<v Speaker 4>never happen.

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<v Speaker 1>So my kid said, who's probably gonna run in twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty eight? And I said, there's a decent chance. You've

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<v Speaker 1>never heard of him before. But then I came across

0:30:35.680 --> 0:30:38.320
<v Speaker 1>this witch is in You punished him for even asking

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<v Speaker 1>the question. Yeah, right, how dare you start the conversation

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<v Speaker 1>about the next presidential election? Go to your room. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the first presidential election since nineteen seventy six, before

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<v Speaker 1>many of you were born where a Bush, Clinton or

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<v Speaker 1>Biden won't be on the ballot. And I thought about

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<v Speaker 1>that for a second. It's clearly you wouldn't think that'd

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<v Speaker 1>be possible in a democracy, that three names could be

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<v Speaker 1>on the ballot, three family names, but could be on

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<v Speaker 1>the ballot for that many years. Well, actually, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>it's not even I was thinking of Hillary, but Hillary,

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't Hillary, or was it? Yeah? It was Hillary

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<v Speaker 1>the one year, but Biden, Biden, Biden President Biden Vice

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<v Speaker 1>President Bill for two terms George for two terms, his

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<v Speaker 1>dad for three terms essentially right vice vice and then president,

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<v Speaker 1>but that that shouldn't be possible. That's too much, too

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<v Speaker 1>few names involved in elections for too long. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I would agree.

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<v Speaker 4>The whole question of political legacies is it's anti democratic.

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<v Speaker 4>Although you know, HW was a brilliant man and a

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<v Speaker 4>good man, I think, and then w was a two

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<v Speaker 4>term governor of Texas and popular, so I don't see

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<v Speaker 4>anything particularly untoward about it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I get it. One other thing I think is

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<v Speaker 1>interesting fact that Biden's ever been on the any ticket

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<v Speaker 1>at all is kind of an embarrassment. Is it's jackass pressure?

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, he's not done being president after tonight if

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<v Speaker 1>we choose a new winner, he's president for all of

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of November, December, and most of January, which

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<v Speaker 1>is a long time in a crazy world for a

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<v Speaker 1>completely dementia addled old man to be in charge of anything.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was looking up at CNN and they got

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<v Speaker 1>their big table there with like nine experts on one

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<v Speaker 1>conservative representing conservatives, and that is Jonah Goldberg, who hates Trump,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought other than Fox, and I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if this has happened in US history. Well, they haven't

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<v Speaker 1>had TV that long. But the idea that the guy

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<v Speaker 1>who wins might not have a single human being on

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<v Speaker 1>any of the newscasts outside of Fox that have anything

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<v Speaker 1>positive to say about him whatsoever. It's kind of interesting

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<v Speaker 1>because I guarantee you ABC this week, I know who

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to have on there. It'll be Stephanopolis, It'll

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<v Speaker 1>be Donna Brazil, It'll be the Conservative week Chris Christy couldn'

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<v Speaker 1>hat Trump, Moore, and then a whole bunch of other liberals.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll be the same on NBC, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS,

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<v Speaker 1>all of them. And so you might have the guy

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<v Speaker 1>who wins the presidency and outside of Fox not a

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<v Speaker 1>single human being with anything positive to say about him.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of weird.

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<v Speaker 5>I have some final thoughts, and some people say they

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<v Speaker 5>are the greatest final thoughts they've ever heard. But if

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<v Speaker 5>you look at what's happening, I would have to say

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<v Speaker 5>Armstrong and Getty have some wonderful final thoughts. They are

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<v Speaker 5>right up there with Abraham Lincoln and everybody knows it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just saw this one of the chiefs, one of

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<v Speaker 1>the big chief stars from last night on Monday Night

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<v Speaker 1>football were a MAGA hat and photobombed in the post

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<v Speaker 1>game conference. Here's your host for final thoughts, Joe Getty's

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<v Speaker 1>get a final thought from everybody on the crew. To

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<v Speaker 1>wrap things up for the day, there is our technical director,

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Lingelow. Michael lead us off. As long as this

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't violate any laws. If you're a poll worker, let

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<v Speaker 1>us know what the funniest write end votes are for president.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just thinking there's got to be some funny ones

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<v Speaker 1>out there. Why not? Katie Green Aer esteemed newswoman your

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<v Speaker 1>final thought. I am so exhausted of all of this

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<v Speaker 1>and I can't wait for it to be in a way,

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<v Speaker 1>don't start get a calming jar, Jackie final thought for us.

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<v Speaker 1>Never got to this conversation, but there'll be plenty of

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<v Speaker 1>time for it. We are going to learn a lot

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<v Speaker 1>one way or the other. There's some major realignments going

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<v Speaker 1>on with the parties, working class, college educated women, men,

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<v Speaker 1>Hispanic black that have not occurred in my lifetime. That

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<v Speaker 1>could be the future going forward. So that's kind of interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>And my final thought will be it's gonna be fine.

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<v Speaker 4>There will be things that suck and suck bad, but

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<v Speaker 4>that's part things being fine, always has been, will be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Easy for you to say. I've got a Lego set

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<v Speaker 1>to put together. I've got some coloring books, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>my calming jars, I've got some Plato to ned with

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<v Speaker 1>my hands. I like this.

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<v Speaker 4>The Missouri State announcement of this on Twitter. The one

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<v Speaker 4>comment is Becky somebody or other whose comment is oh,

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<v Speaker 4>dear God.

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<v Speaker 1>It armstrong in Getty wrapping up another grueling four hour workday.

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<v Speaker 1>So many people, thanks so little time, good Armstrong and

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<v Speaker 1>giddy dot com for the hot links. Of course, we

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<v Speaker 1>will be here manyana with whatever results are known. Plus

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<v Speaker 1>our expert commentary Election Night twenty sixteen. I declared the

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<v Speaker 1>greatest night of my life. Could tonight topic it might? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 4>So you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I do see you tomorrow. God bless America. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>strong and getty.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna zoom me.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna zoom in and get up here to ninety

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<v Speaker 3>three twenty one triangle circle.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what they call it. Right around Nick Jack Farms.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone knows that Nick Jack Farms has always been carried

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<v Speaker 3>Trump ever since eighteen eighty four, when he only won

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<v Speaker 3>forty two percent of the vote. We're gonna go south.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna head our way south. We're gonna zoom in

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit. Right there, there's a green patch. We

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<v Speaker 3>call this Elms Country Club. Back in the day, Elms

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<v Speaker 3>Country Club is where, of course, Hamilton lost the duel

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<v Speaker 3>with Washington. Everyone knows it's a huge Republican mainsteat. We're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna back up a little bit. I never stopped

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<v Speaker 1>Talking Armstrong and Getty