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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock, guest. That Kevin Pollock was that? Yes, it

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Speaker 1: was all delicious, especially the soup. Didn't know lizard toads

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Speaker 1: could be so yummy. But I digress. Dear Red Hots

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Speaker 1: and Tater Talks, I'd like to welcome you to another

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Speaker 1: episode of Alchemy. This. Let's meet our alchemist today, shall

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Speaker 1: we in no particular order to say hello to Greigkowski cocaw?

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Speaker 1: How happy are you to be back in the phone?

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Speaker 1: Let's fourteen? Okay on a scale of yeah. Why there's

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Speaker 1: christoph erandos was Christmas? When traveling east on Peka? Do

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Speaker 1: you ever wish you were on Olympic? Yeah? Yeah, right high.

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Speaker 1: It's returning guest Alchemists Amanda Blake Davis Commander, Amander. What

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Speaker 1: does seven eleven mean to you? The world? Correct continuum? Hey,

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Speaker 1: there's Vanessa Ragland Venete. Does any part of you miss

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer today? Which part my face? Yeah? And last,

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Speaker 1: but may your drawer smell of herring if you think

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Speaker 1: him least? Mr James Heeny jaw dropping Hayman, Uh, describe

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Speaker 1: your perfect morning? Perfect morning? I wake up at eight

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Speaker 1: am and don't feel tired. Coffee is already ice and fridge,

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Speaker 1: and there's silence all about me. Silence. Well then I

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Speaker 1: make them noise, but it starts with silence because I

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Speaker 1: live next to construction that has been going on for

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Speaker 1: six years, and it begins. They are allowed to start

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Speaker 1: at seven a m. Are they building a weapon? To end?

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Speaker 1: They're building a house across the street. Now, they did

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Speaker 1: build above my house, next to my house there, it's

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Speaker 1: just Venice, you know, Venice, Italy. Yeah, I do know.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get to our first scene, showering. All

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Speaker 1: at your name here at alchemy this dot com. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna repeat that your name here at alchemy this dot com.

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Speaker 1: Our first scene comes from Trey, who wrote, Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: thanks for making me laugh my head off for hours.

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Speaker 1: Way up here in Alaska. I'm working the oil fields

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Speaker 1: in the Arctic tundra and have been telling all my

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Speaker 1: coworkers to listen to the show. Hey co workers, Hey Trey,

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Speaker 1: thanks for keeping morale up and bringing lots of joy

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Speaker 1: to a pretty harsh environment. The animals here have these

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Speaker 1: massive world rebound seasonal migrations. Wow. Uh, And I thought

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Speaker 1: it could be a great topic if the crew were

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Speaker 1: migratory animals who had somehow got lost and we're trying

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Speaker 1: to find their way. I have fun, guys. Thanks for

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Speaker 1: keeping us all entertained up here, Trey Milner, Thank you, Trey. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I think you took us the wrong way. This is

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Speaker 1: not warmer. What makes you say that? I could see

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Speaker 1: my breath all right, you're gonna say your breath for

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Speaker 1: another month? Why that's the route? What damn? We can

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Speaker 1: find a different route, Margaret. We've been over this for centuries,

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Speaker 1: it seem, but I'm sure it's only been a couple

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Speaker 1: of years. Which route would you like to go again?

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Speaker 1: There's a faster route if we were willing to go

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Speaker 1: over there. Hey, y'all, h what's my name? What's my mind?

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Speaker 1: Just get robbed down to the Tiana Tana pleasure on

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Speaker 1: this little beautiful squad of critters? Is always this cold here? Yes?

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Speaker 1: It is this cold here? Often colder as a harp

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Speaker 1: signal myself. I love it. Nice to meet you, pleasure

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Speaker 1: to meet y'all. What are y'all, it'll look funny. We're

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Speaker 1: wolves working our way across. Don't bot tianna. We're not

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Speaker 1: here to eat seals? Was it harp sales? Oh? Your instrument?

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Speaker 1: You play an instrument. Let's a good one heard at

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Speaker 1: about a million times, and I'll give you chuckle for fun.

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Speaker 1: Help y'all some fishes or something? Fish sounds good? Weren't

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Speaker 1: love a fish? All this little gunlets of fishes? He

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Speaker 1: doesn't need it as much as he thinks. There, y'all,

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Speaker 1: y'all gonna slop that up? What's that grouper? That was grouper? Good?

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Speaker 1: A wolf? Hey? Hey wolves? Wolves? Hey wolves? Where are

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Speaker 1: you going? Look? Come? What's it to you? What's it

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Speaker 1: Can you point us north? North? Oh? Really you don't

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Speaker 1: know where north is? Well? I thought I did, but

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Speaker 1: my family is questioning my guidance. Look, if we could

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Speaker 1: stupid fucking animals, my dinner tonight, my delicious tonight. You're

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'll eat some seafood tonight. That fucking bird up there?

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Speaker 1: Why would you shoot me? Take the bird? Would wait?

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Speaker 1: Did you just say take the bird? Is the fucking

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Speaker 1: And I do not need you pointing that gun. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I must be I must be dehydrated. This is crazy.

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Speaker 1: these animals are talking. Put the mouth of your gun

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Speaker 1: don't understand what guns got. You give me your hand

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Speaker 1: and now you all show that for his competence, I'll

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Speaker 1: take humans. I have comperences. I put them in that ball.

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Speaker 1: You are way too young to be walking around with

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Speaker 1: I'm starving, s I know this is what do you what?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather be eating? Wolf meat? But if you

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Speaker 1: like chicken. Very gamy. I'm very gamy. Everybody says they're gamy.

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Speaker 1: You don't tell you cook it. That's a damn for it.

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Speaker 1: That's how you prepare it. Why don't you go get

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Speaker 1: him some food or something. That's a great idea. What

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Speaker 1: do you like Do you like seed? No, you can't

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Speaker 1: get it for me. My dad sent me on this mission,

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Speaker 1: and he said, if I don't bring home food for

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Speaker 1: man feel about sushi fish? I mean, probably fine, but

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Speaker 1: it has to look like I caught it. Not fair enough.

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Speaker 1: He's not gonna believe me that all these animals are

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Speaker 1: eating them. We could grab a couple of those for you.

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Speaker 1: They don't talk. We talk on talk talk to fish.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you join us? Yeah right, You wouldn't even

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Speaker 1: I mean? If it's away for him not to kill us,

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Speaker 1: he's got a gun. I'm way up here. If you're whispering,

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Speaker 1: all I got, like clost of water. I can't be

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Speaker 1: will be awesome. Well, we're definitely staying tonight? All right?

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Speaker 1: What can we on for? Kids? Liked? We could? We

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Speaker 1: could eat him when he falls asleep. Trick or ll

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Speaker 1: show him their respect. We're asking him to show us.

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Speaker 1: Was that? Trick him and eat him? What? Okay? Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna play games, and we're gonna play games. Who

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Speaker 1: should I kill first? Any meaning? What's wrong? Was you kid?

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Speaker 1: I told you my whole bank story. I got a

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Speaker 1: lot writing on this hunt. Wh what's your dad's problem anyway?

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Speaker 1: Does he drink? What isn't his problem? He's an oil man?

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Speaker 1: Oi oil man? Yeah, that's right, and he says I

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Speaker 1: gotta be an oil man. But never mind, it's stupid.

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Speaker 1: We can help you with this. I want to sing,

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Speaker 1: always says I have to grow up to be a wolf.

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Speaker 1: What kind of singer are you? Hold on? Wait, I'm

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Speaker 1: have a big emotion to whale to draw. I've seen

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Speaker 1: things I'd love to hear you scat you know in

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Speaker 1: scatting right now over? I love you can well under

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Speaker 1: one condition, what you do with that honor? What does

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Speaker 1: what does the little wolf want to be? What does

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Speaker 1: he feel like he's being held back from? I always

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Speaker 1: wanted to be a carpenter, but I have no family,

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Speaker 1: says that I don't really relate to that situation. Okay, well, okay,

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Speaker 1: are you going to sing for us or not? There

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Speaker 1: is one thing the boy can do pretty well? What's

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Speaker 1: that very impressive poop on command? You want to see?

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Speaker 1: Kind of I don't know why is that what we

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Speaker 1: all want? My gosh? Okay, guys, I just woke up.

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Speaker 1: I'm so disoriented right now. How long were you at partner?

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Speaker 1: Months and months? You guys know where the where? The

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Speaker 1: salmonar story jumping around? We were just about to show

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Speaker 1: this young man stay back, stay back. Oh Jesus, I

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Speaker 1: just woke up. That's not cool, man, But cool up

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Speaker 1: your friend. He's groggy and so it does not fair.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we get give me a fighting chance? Why

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Speaker 1: don't we get both of you from salmon you can

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Speaker 1: take back to your Paul. Okay, he'd be happy about that.

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Speaker 1: Just winning caught some salmon. Oh, and it's following now

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Speaker 1: because I'm talking, It's okay, perfect. I'm just supposed to

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Speaker 1: eat this no, No, we'll string them together and you

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Speaker 1: can bring him back to your dead to tell him

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Speaker 1: you cut him. Wow, are you good? What about saying

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Speaker 1: was y'all? Wasn't that the whole thing on the table,

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Speaker 1: like you could join the hearth or whatever? Did you

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Speaker 1: just move past that you don't want to do that? Well?

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Speaker 1: He wasn't certain he was serious. I wasn't certain I

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Speaker 1: was serious either. Let's uh, let's talk it through. Let's

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Speaker 1: catch up the bear well. You guys are debating this.

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Speaker 1: I just date all the salmon. Well. That takes care

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Speaker 1: of the debate, isn't it here with us? What's your name,

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Speaker 1: cub Um? My name is Kyle? I like that name.

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Speaker 1: It's a wolf sounding name. What's your name, Steve? Okay?

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Speaker 1: What's your name? Your name Riley? Mr? Bear Berry, Mr? Bird?

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Speaker 1: I don't want to you know your name? To Yana,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to know your name? I said, all right,

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Speaker 1: we could did you how to hunt without Kyle? Call?

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Speaker 1: You're part of the pack now, I don't know I

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Speaker 1: want to be. So you're a little boy joining a

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Speaker 1: pack of wolves with a bear friend about it? Let

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Speaker 1: me hear your well over here by the fire. Okay,

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Speaker 1: who started this fire. That's a damn good question. Oh no, man,

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Speaker 1: man started the fire. That's not a good that's not

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Speaker 1: good for you, guys. I mean your dad's around here,

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Speaker 1: So I means my dad's around here. You got some friends? Lenny, Lenny,

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Speaker 1: I see him over here. Where he's over here? Guys, hide, hide, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: in the Arctic tundra. Man Oh man Ce Number two

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Speaker 1: a good one. Captain Bellweather, Yes, it's Randy. Randy. Uh. Look,

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Speaker 1: crowd work. Crowd work, that's it, Crandy, Thank you, thanks captain.

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Speaker 1: Good luck out there, Randy. See, sweetheart, I need I

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Speaker 1: Oh that's first of all, I'm going to put this

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Speaker 1: all in my report. You shouldn't have any of us

414
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Speaker 1: in here. Baby, baby, I'm freaking the oka. Okay, if

415
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Speaker 1: from all right, we can't leave this this flight's not

416
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 1: taking off. I'm sure there's gonna be another one coming

417
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 1: off later to be coming back down, be coming back now,

418
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: and this flight is not good. We will we will

419
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: have to check in wake traffic control here, Marshall, do that.

420
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: I'm in charge up here. I'm the air Marshal. You're

421
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: a modest man. I'm freaking the funk out. Okay, Arizona, now,

422
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 1: no funk this guy? You got a gun? Yeah? I

423
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: got How did you get that on? Here? Brady? Okay, okay, okay,

424
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 1: this guy's over acting. Okay, Marvin, give me your Marvin's

425
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: pooping captain. Did you need anything? Oh? Mine's the party

426
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: up in here? Oh? Wrong? The guns? What's happening, Melissa?

427
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 1: If you wouldn't mind just getting us a few ginger as.

428
00:28:54,480 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 1: That sounds good? Is that too? Gingers? How about injury?

429
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: All right? I listen to Mark. I don't want any problems,

430
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: but my girlfriend and I we need to get to

431
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 1: the Grand Canyon. Now, she's where she's come out, just

432
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 1: saying you're flying and you're more afraid of committing Yeah, yeah,

433
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: because on a planet. Well, I'm just saying the numbers

434
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: show that there's I'm more likely to be in a

435
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: bad marriage than I am to go down in this flight. Hey. Hey,

436
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: somebody's filled out the Sudoku and this interlot magazine. Okay, sorry, sir,

437
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: I'll get you a new inflight magazine. Okay, those diabolical

438
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: ones are really tough. Captain Bart, do you have any

439
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: guidance in the situation. We're both pointing guns at each

440
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: other sadly paralyzed, but this situation Keptain Michael as co pilot.

441
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: Can I take over? I can also help if you

442
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: need gim me. Is a trained pilot. He was only

443
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: feigning not knowing. That's why he knew all. I guess

444
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: I didn't do so well. It's hard to play dumb

445
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: when you're this smart. I'm putting my gun down. I'm

446
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: putting my gun to putting my gun down. Okay, I'm

447
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: putting guns are down, baby, sanics. I'm going to pick

448
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: the guns up, and you're waking the guns out, both

449
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: of the guns, these guns, of the guns. You shouldn't

450
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: be handling a gun. Do you know how to use

451
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: a gun? I do know how to use the gun.

452
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: Stop pointing. I know how to use a gun. I

453
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: think I don't know how to use a gun. Where

454
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: are those ginger rails? I can really use a ginger

455
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: rail right now? And now I've got I got two

456
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: nines in one box. That's not gonna work. There's gonna

457
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: only be one number in the box. Well, I know that,

458
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 1: I know how works. I mean, I guess I'm holding

459
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 1: you sausageer. It's everyone. Okay, here, you let me hold

460
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 1: those guns. Well, I give you the ginger ail. Thank

461
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: you very much for the guns. I've got the guns.

462
00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: Now here we go Ginger and Captain Ginger. I'm gonna

463
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 1: put these guns. That's okay. Wow, that was really intense. Yeah,

464
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: that got intense. I'm sorry. I have power up here

465
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: in the error and sometimes it goes to my head.

466
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just don't have power in my life.

467
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: And then I saw two guns on the floor. It's

468
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: like maybe I could have power, but like it wasn't

469
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: a great idea. I used to have power and then

470
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: I feel like she took it away. And that was

471
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: felt like, well, it's not true cause someone's just like

472
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: intervene and that's not true. I got married. Yeah, I

473
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: gave all my power up. At the end of the story,

474
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 1: story story, Mr Mugh gonna get you anything to drink.

475
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 1: I'll have five more gingery is um and what will

476
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: you be having for lunch? Did you? I thought it

477
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: was a cup of noodles and beer. Last time I

478
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: checked I met from the atoms that I personally offered

479
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: you when you get on the plane. Oh yes, well

480
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 1: i'll have I don't have checks, make right, I'll have

481
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: I will have granola and banana. Don't put words in

482
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: my mouth, captain, Captain Bart, you've got to come back

483
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: to us. You're freaking out, man, I'm sorry. Hey, we

484
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: almost some snapped. I'm sorry. Okay, everything's fine. Calm down.

485
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 1: I don't know we're We're really just skating by a

486
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: ten thousand feet right now. Okay, okay, alright, Well if

487
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: my teer this thing up, yes, place, yes, place, Let's

488
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 1: see what she can douse problem. Oh yeah, it feels

489
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: good with the blue angel. That's what I was about

490
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: to say. Yeah, anybody have a message they want to

491
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: write in the sky. I don't think this one does.

492
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: What if we do a little loop to loop or

493
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: something switching a little bit fart? You want to do

494
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 1: an announcement, then we're going to do a loop to loop? Okay,

495
00:32:56,360 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: I do passengers, this is your former captain speak. Come on, Bart,

496
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: don't be yourself up. I used to be somebody started

497
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: this flight off as somebody I said, boosters up as

498
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: somebody and my manhood has been taken away from me

499
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: part and so, but may I okay, this is your

500
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: co pilot speaking bart is Uh. You know I I

501
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: have seen him in action. It's my first time being,

502
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 1: you know, getting the honor of sharing a cockpit with him.

503
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: You haven't seen me. But I've been on a lot

504
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: of your flight's part and you're great. Part's underselling himself.

505
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's the first time I was able to

506
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: trick in let me in. Honestly, I've tried that trick

507
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: many times. Well, if you're having trouble your manhood, maybe

508
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: I can offer you some nuts. Randy showed himself out.

509
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 1: Bless Randy and Uh. He's hoping that the gig on

510
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: the cruise ship works a little bit better than on

511
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:09,399
Speaker 1: the Plean. Our final scene today comes from Joshua, who wrote, Hello,

512
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 1: welcome this especially James Heeney. What do you mind if

513
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 1: I call you Jim Burrino? No, no, no, no, I

514
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 1: don't okay cool. My name is Joshua nettor Hood and

515
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: then Parenthaeses. I don't know how to pronounce my surname either.

516
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 1: Have fun and I love the show. Um. Last week

517
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: I threw my back up while I was sitting not

518
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: easy to do doing absolutely nothing, but still decided to

519
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 1: listen to your new episode, knowing that each belly laugh

520
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: would cause me men's agony. That's how much I love

521
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: you guys to pitch. Here we go, Uh, In about

522
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: a week, I'll be leaving my temp job in Chicago,

523
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 1: driving across the country to San Francisco, where I'll be

524
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: joining my mom, my sister, my brother in law, my girlfriend,

525
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: and maybe more in what will essentially be a commune,

526
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 1: because that's the only way we can afford rent in

527
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: that crazy part of the world. I would love to

528
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: hear your version of what I'm about to start. And

529
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 1: then at the end here it says the listeners complain

530
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: about the tedious work as uh, my, my work is sensational.

531
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: As proof, I spent a good chunk of my day

532
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: at the office tracking nineteen nicknames at Kevin Game gave

533
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: James and calculating that about were rejected out right. My

534
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: favorite one though, was old Donkey see the data set here.

535
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:29,439
Speaker 1: And then I sent you all pictures of this guy chart.

536
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: We've got to figure out a way. Yes, we can

537
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 1: do a screen rap. It really was an amazing job.

538
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: So thank you, Joshua nettor Hood. And now we take

539
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 1: you to that commune as you are joining the others. Peaches, peaches,

540
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 1: anybody peaches. Got a big basket, fresh basket, fresh peaches.

541
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 1: Thank you, joy say, oh there's plenty for everyone. Yeah, yeah,

542
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 1: I'll need one piece of your clothing for the peach.

543
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: Of course, of course you t shirt. I love that shirt.

544
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: Thank you. Take my tunic tunic it intries count Yeah,

545
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 1: of course, give you the anklic anklet it is. Hey,

546
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 1: I'll give you one of my one of my shoes. Man, Okay,

547
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 1: I'll give you a pair of shoes for two delicious peaches.

548
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: I like your style and the cut of your rookie

549
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: stike though you're gonna need your shoes on the island.

550
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 1: This isn't what you think it is. It's not about

551
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 1: giving away as little as possible. It's about equal exchange,

552
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: being goods. Do you think a peach is worth more

553
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 1: than an anglic because I thought it was generous. Okay,

554
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: if you thought so, then that's fine, that's fine. Just

555
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 1: next time. I mean, we're going to have a meal tonight,

556
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: so you might want to consider what you want to

557
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,800
Speaker 1: give away for that meal. I'm running out of stuff.

558
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 1: That's kind of the purpose. Yeah, I don't have anything.

559
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: I'm completely naked, So how do you get peaches? Well,

560
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: once you have nothing, then you get to eat for free.

561
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 1: Ins Oh yeah, and I got to give sex away,

562
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 1: but I was going to give that away for free. Anyway,

563
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: you've got to give sex away, giving it away, I have,

564
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 1: I say doing it. It's an exchange. I've gotten an

565
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: unlimited feel about this. I'm I'm so blessed to have

566
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: landed here and um and be and be able to

567
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: just experience. She found two suitcases when she came in.

568
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 1: She's got a while to go. I have, um, the

569
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: six pairs of tights that I'm trying to whittle down. First,

570
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,919
Speaker 1: I had a bunch of what are you worried about

571
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 1: this six stuff? Am I worried about sex? Now? I

572
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: feel like a prode when you say it like that,

573
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: I don't mean it in frudish way. I've had sex,

574
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 1: but I'm isn't it just doesn't seem like you have

575
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 1: sex with a peachman? Well, I'll love pages. Well, the

576
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 1: peach man is more than just a peachman. He's the

577
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:14,720
Speaker 1: provider but his knees are covered in scabs. That's because

578
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 1: he works hard for us. Um, we're not. You showed

579
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 1: up here and we're so happy you did. But we

580
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: are a family. Obviously rent is mega expensive, so we're

581
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: giving always some of our personal things, such a sex,

582
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: to make up for the high rent costs. Also, how

583
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: judgmental to say that, um, scabs would make you not

584
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,320
Speaker 1: to be with a person. I think a scab is

585
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 1: just an outward scar, you know, and you know Jammy

586
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: and gross. When I was at Altimont, Man, everybody was

587
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,800
Speaker 1: covered in scabs, but there was free love and it

588
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: was beautiful. I mean, fraid love sounds nice, but having

589
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 1: to have sex for a peach sounds less. Well, you

590
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 1: don't have to. You also just don't have to eat

591
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: the peach. If peaches are your thing. That I thought

592
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: it was like a yoga thing. You know, we're going

593
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 1: to eat all right, my family. I've got very on

594
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: the nose of what you are cucumbers because I've actually

595
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,879
Speaker 1: picked cucumbers provider. Who would like a cuca? I love

596
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: have a cucumber the book Cucumber. Let me just place

597
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: this cucumber right up here. There we go enjoy your cucumber.

598
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, but I'm going way. Why who

599
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 1: else would like my cucumber? A cucumber? Well, he had

600
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 1: no place else to put it, provider. Tanya seems to

601
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 1: be having a difficult time understanding on the way things working.

602
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 1: I am new, so ye pleasure pleasure. I thought it

603
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,760
Speaker 1: was a yoga thing, right. We will be doing yoga, definitely,

604
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: we'll be doing yoga. Man, you don't have to do yoga,

605
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:08,360
Speaker 1: but if you'd like to. I'm not concerned about the yoga.

606
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: I would like to do the yoga. I don't. I

607
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: don't want a cucumber, you know, via the delivery system.

608
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:21,800
Speaker 1: I'm more concerned. I've cash. I brought cash. Get that

609
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: out of it. We don't, we don't, don't. Please eyes

610
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:32,240
Speaker 1: not in the share that I was giving. Patience, everyone, Please,

611
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: we've talked about this. Tanya's new. You need time. If

612
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: you'd like us to take your cash, we'll do that.

613
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 1: But anytime you'd like it back, let us know. I

614
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: want you to take it in exchange for goods. Sure,

615
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 1: how much cash? Yes, dear? Should we send Tanya to

616
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: the shame tent? Why would she want me to be

617
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 1: in the shame Tin. Well, soon enough, you'll probably a

618
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 1: couple of days in the shame Tent. Don't want to

619
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 1: go to the shime tent. Really has a really good point.

620
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: As always, we take it to a vote, all in

621
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 1: favor of the newcomer. Time vote against the shame Tin.

622
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 1: The newcomer who again, I've asked you to be patient,

623
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: listen to the provider. I mean, he seems like to

624
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: the shame Tent would show a lack of patience. But

625
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 1: as always, the vote is ours. I vote that she

626
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 1: does not go in the shakey Provider. How about your brother,

627
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: I say no to the shame t Shame time, sister,

628
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 1: I stand firm on shame Tesse really wants me to

629
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: be in the really spent has spent more time in

630
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 1: the shame Tin than anyone else here the moment. It

631
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: did a lot for me. You know, when I came

632
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: in here, I had a New Zealand accent too, But

633
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: I learned to get rid of that because like you know, um,

634
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: did you get the brochet? Did you feel tricked? No?

635
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 1: I mean at first maybe, and then I shamed it out.

636
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: So I want to sign it out. I don't want

637
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: to shign it out. What's your vote. I shamed it

638
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: that a long time ago. And I'll tell you what,

639
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 1: I have never been the same sense. He don't love it.

640
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 1: He doesn't actually get a vote. You'll understand enough. What

641
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,919
Speaker 1: about you, brother? Where do we stand right now? We're

642
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: at to no shame tent and one shame tent, so

643
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: this would be the tie. Well, if there's a tie,

644
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: I'll break it myself. I'm voting no shame tent. Newcomer.

645
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: You don't actually get a vote. Wait, you don't know

646
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: the rules here, man, I don't know. She's kind of

647
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: making some sense. I'm part of the group signed the

648
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: brochure thing, right, But it's your faith that's being decided

649
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: by the group. That's the reason. Brother. Let's say, well,

650
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: first of all, I'll say, like, don't assume that just

651
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: because you're going to the shame tent that you're the

652
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: one feeling shame. Man, We're gonna feel shamed for putting

653
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 1: you there, So let's avoid that by not putting anyone

654
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 1: in the shame tin. Maybe we deserve that shame for

655
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: judging you in the first place. You both make terrific points,

656
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: and now it falls on you, brother, it's a tie.

657
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:14,800
Speaker 1: Three to one. Oh gosh, I think tie goes to

658
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: the runner, So get running, okay, White, Oh boy, oh

659
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: my god. Welcome to the shame tent time. How are

660
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: you my first time? I'm not sure the protocol. You're

661
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: doing great? Do I keep my flip flops on or

662
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: however you feel comfortable? Okay, I'll keep my flips on. Okay,

663
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 1: here's your robe? What was your name, Tanya? Tanya? Here's

664
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: your rope? Darling. Thank you? That's nice. Itchy, Sorry, it's

665
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: all right. Some get used to it. It's a bigger

666
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: tin than I forget for a shame tin. Are we

667
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 1: that talk? No? You just look at art? I see

668
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: what it? Please take this pot? Do I just eat it?

669
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:14,760
Speaker 1: Is it a smirking yeah? Nice to meet you, Tanya.

670
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: I am a coyote. Why goody, clioty the pot smoke?

671
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: M here we go. I'm feeling a little ashamed, and

672
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 1: why you stare it me? Does make me feel awkward.

673
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,919
Speaker 1: I'll join this drum circle for the next three days.

674
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, no more, same lily. Um. I feel

675
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: like we've been growing apart recently. Can you say that

676
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 1: we're in an embrace right now? Our naked bodies laying

677
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,879
Speaker 1: in the field and never felt close there. And isn't

678
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: that interesting that I feel further away from you than

679
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: I've ever felt? What if I do this? Oh god, okay, okay,

680
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 1: that's usually where the cucumbers go. Millie, that's usual, and

681
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 1: that's I think that's part of the problem here. You're

682
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: not taking this seriously. Maybe right, Maybe maybe I need

683
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: some time in the shame tent. I don't know if

684
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: you can just send yourself there, will you quote me?

685
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: And wouldn't you? I don't know. It's just the way

686
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: you look at Provider recently. It just makes me feel

687
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: like I don't know what I want anymore. I don't

688
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: know which ways up, I don't know which way is down.

689
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 1: Some it sounds like somebody's going through about of jealousy.

690
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: Maybe I am, And that makes me feel shameful. There

691
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: you two are. What did you like some cherries today?

692
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: Which had some freshly picked cherry? Provider? Would you delay

693
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 1: with us? I know you're busy. I'd be happy to

694
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: come and put the best if carry is down coming here? Oh? So,

695
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 1: how are things well? Be just discussing? Yes, No, I'm

696
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: uncomfortable lately. And why is that. I thought I was

697
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 1: in a good place and then I felt this. I

698
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 1: thought you were turning of jealousy and resentments coming through talking.

699
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: I just feel like I thought Lily was going to

700
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 1: be my partner. He said, we get what you are

701
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,879
Speaker 1: his partner. Isn't that right? I own you? Own her? Guy?

702
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: A ship? Oh, conn, I'm coming over. What party? We

703
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 1: were just discussing ownership. I'll be with you in a second,

704
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:44,839
Speaker 1: naked Dan, Yeah, take it down or not with you? Guys? Yeah,

705
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: that's a good example of quiet. No one owns anyone here.

706
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 1: Why would you use such a word. Oh, I thought

707
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 1: she loves your property. She loves you. Isn't that enough?

708
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: I guess not. We left all those properties outside and

709
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 1: I forget that. Okay, that's how we were trained, it's

710
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 1: how we were raised, It's how we were taught. This

711
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: is a new order. He loves you, and that love

712
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:13,280
Speaker 1: is more important than anything. Yeah, beautiful provider, that was beautiful.

713
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 1: How do you think Tony is doing? We're all worried

714
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: about it too. Okay, this is going crying. Let's take five.

715
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 1: Want to take five? I remember on your third day

716
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: you exited the shame tent with no accent. It was

717
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: amazing to finally be free. Miracles. That was one of them,

718
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 1: I guess, because we don't have an accent at all

719
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 1: to anybody. Somehow, when we leave the Shame Tent, we're

720
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 1: leaving your life behind, your life behind that. I'm sorry

721
00:47:53,239 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: interrupt guys, just carry on. Well that it was twice.

722
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,919
Speaker 1: Have you heard any word on Tanya? Yeah? Man, she's

723
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: been in there for three days now. Nobody's lasted. I'm

724
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:15,280
Speaker 1: feeling so much shame. Man. Oh, that's kind of the point.

725
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 1: Should we go out there and uh, shall we check

726
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 1: onto some Let's do it the big Okay? Yeah, can

727
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: we call it a wrap on that one? I think

728
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: we got that one down. Let's just wrap that one

729
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,919
Speaker 1: and start a new track. You'll know when it's done.

730
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: You'll know when it's done, greeting when it's done, Tanya,

731
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: don't know when have I done? How are you feeling?

732
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 1: You know? I feel renewed, I I feel thirsty, and

733
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 1: we have lots of one. Did you see coyotes in

734
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:57,319
Speaker 1: a drum circle? There's nothing in this tent? Man, Oh man,

735
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:01,399
Speaker 1: there's nothing in the tent. Oh my god, you're fine

736
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,800
Speaker 1: when you bring in how did you know I was

737
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: going to bring in kyos circle. Welcome to the rest

738
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: of your life. Here's some water, d is Lily's saliva.

739
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: Oh we are, we are one. Wow, it's really delicious.

740
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: Try the strange fresh squeezed. That's actually I can't wait, actually,

741
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: brothers Urine. Yeah, yeah, we preserve that. We preserved that

742
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 1: back during the Reagan administration. Thank you for both of

743
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 1: these gifts. I wish I had something to give and

744
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:47,240
Speaker 1: return to you already gave out. Here are your shoes?

745
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: Wear them? Well, thank you. All right, we'll take the rope. Oh,

746
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: here you go. You won't need the head anymore. Okay,

747
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 1: remember everybody, it's a good time to remember brother. If

748
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: ever you want to leave and go into the real

749
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 1: estate market that is San Francisco. Oh, good luck, I'm

750
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:14,879
Speaker 1: feel free. Good luck, I feel free. Right. The hates change, man,

751
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,439
Speaker 1: the castros changed. Tender Loin is still the same. Yeah,

752
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: tell us about the last time you were there. Oh, man,

753
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 1: well I was. I was looking for some uppers in

754
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 1: the Tenderloin. And yeah, brother, you do. I'm okay, man, hey,

755
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: looking looking the trade man, looking to what you got.

756
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: I'm willing to give sexual favors what do you think

757
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 1: I got? Alright, here's some uppers. There's some uppers, all right,

758
00:50:50,520 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: man take them? Oh man, a bad trip? Oh fuck,

759
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 1: bad trip. Wow, that's a referend. Yeah, he came to

760
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 1: her shortly thereafter. Did you have to do the favors? No?

761
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,399
Speaker 1: I didn't. I did have to start a tech company though,

762
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: you know Uber Uber that was mine? That was my No. Yeah,

763
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: how do you spell that? Oh? Oh b r like

764
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: gouber without the G for a minute, never mind, Look

765
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: at the time. It's time for me to leave you all, Lily.

766
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: I'll miss you. What are you doing with a watch man?

767
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 1: Where is he going? You'll know it's not only do

768
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 1: I have to watch I have this blazer. Wow, and

769
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 1: its sharp? That's my blazer. What are you doing? It's

770
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 1: time for me to go. Are you going back? I'm

771
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 1: coming back. We'll miss you, dar, I've just been all

772
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 1: this time in the shame town. Well, you enjoy yourself.

773
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,839
Speaker 1: Remember we're here for you if you want back into

774
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 1: this world. Okay, any advice for me as I don't go,

775
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: don't go. I drank that man's piss. I drank that

776
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 1: woman's spit. Now people are just leaving and you're you're

777
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:18,879
Speaker 1: headed out there with nothing. You're going to just walk

778
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: out into San Francisco and try and get in a blazer,

779
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 1: watch and nothing else. I'm gonna fit right in. We'll

780
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 1: see you soon, God Spain. Shall we draw circle him out?

781
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 1: Let's take it from the top and so are you

782
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: still Australian jumped down and our producer Doug Bane, our

783
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:45,839
Speaker 1: engineer saying, please bang the table more. Nothing sounds more

784
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 1: delightful in the podcast and the distant table Pound thank

785
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 1: all of our alchemists today. Let's go around, uh slowly

786
00:52:55,280 --> 00:53:00,040
Speaker 1: but surely, starting with our guests alchemists. I can't I

787
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: didn't say Amanda Blake Nelson as hardly and as deeply

788
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: and as sincerely as I thought I would. Amanda Blake Davis,

789
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 1: thank you how much for being with you. Come back

790
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: and see us soon. Please. Where can folks find you?

791
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: West Side Comedy Theater course with heyde Day. You can

792
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 1: come see me at Baby Once Candy on Friday nights

793
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 1: you ceb sunset fantastic. Yeah all right? Uh social media,

794
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Speaker 1: do you want to shout that out? Yeah? If you like,

795
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Speaker 1: if you love little dogs, then follow me at Miss

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Speaker 1: Amanda Blake on Instagram to see my dog Linda, Linda.

797
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: I love the name Linda. Yeah, she's grateful. It's a

798
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: strong name. Christop Barado. What do you got for um?

799
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: Not much, just really thankful of gratitude. We're all thanks

800
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: feeling good. Yeah, that's that. Don't just be thankful in November.

801
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 1: Hey you're around baby? Is it November? Okay, that's that thanksgiving.

802
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: I tend to be just thankful in November. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

803
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 1: I know you can do it your It turns out

804
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 1: thanks to you. I know. It's okay. Now, James Ceney

805
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,399
Speaker 1: on the Real James ceni YouTube channel, please check out

806
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 1: this rusher thing where I played John Bolton. I'm excited

807
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 1: about this. It's for it's the most terrible, amazing impression

808
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,320
Speaker 1: of John Bolton. Uh And folks find it at the

809
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: Real James Ceni Yes, okay. Craig Kowski at Kaikowski on

810
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:30,320
Speaker 1: Twitter or at Orange Sucks Improv for shows with me

811
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 1: and my wife Carla. You can see us around town

812
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,479
Speaker 1: at the West Side Comedy Theater occasionally the Second City.

813
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:39,759
Speaker 1: And we're going to Warsaw, Poland that's exciting as hell. Yeah.

814
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 1: Back to the homeland, as it were, but that's Dnasy

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Speaker 1: typewriter dot com. Check the calendar, the amazing events. Yeah,

816
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 1: I just found Linda on Instagram. Big fan, immediate fan. Yeah,

817
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: you can see my dog corn Bread barely and my

818
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:00,879
Speaker 1: son more on my Instagram. Sure I'm not as cute

819
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 1: as Linda. I'm on record, you're a giver, not a taker.

820
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 1: And thanks to our engineer Doug Bame. Thank you Du

821
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 1: and our post sound design artists Raphaelbrito, our producer Sophie

822
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Speaker 1: Lichtman Litman and lastly I Heard Media of course, thanks

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