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Speaker 3: Okay, just go to all of our socials at Brook

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Speaker 4: Brook's probably gonna say it's too early to be talking

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Speaker 1: Actually, you're wrong. I'm on board.

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Speaker 4: I'm talking about spooky season for next year, twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 5: We're talking about it. Okay, I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 4: This year and every year lately, there's been one viral

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Speaker 5: Nobody can get it, like two years.

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Speaker 4: Ago, those giant twelve foot skeletons. Last year it was

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Speaker 2: And then I also saw that family go viral for

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Speaker 2: It was it was why are you so negative to

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Speaker 4: What's the hot Halloween decor item that everybody wants to

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Speaker 1: Get out of the why would you even start this conversation?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, never mind, this was homemade, but it was

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Speaker 1: You can't buy garbage or something, that's what it is.

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Speaker 2: You're saying there's a window for us to create something

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Speaker 8: Is that what we're doing?

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Speaker 5: You think we're capable of something like that?

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Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey Merch Now, I.

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Speaker 4: Just think maybe that's part of the reason that experts

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Speaker 4: down to just eleven billion dollars. It was up over

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Speaker 1: How many fun sized candy bars do you have to

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Speaker 4: What's happening? Are we losing interest in Halloween? Now?

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Speaker 2: I've been keeping a draft of all of the ideas

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Speaker 4: Yeah, clearly the old people are still into it, but

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Speaker 4: why spend three hours walking around door to door when

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Speaker 2: Because it's exciting and everything tastes better when it's free.

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Speaker 4: Jess, Well, they probably have virtual reality trick or treating now,

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Speaker 4: it feels like I'm really ringing somebody's doorbell.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe Halloween is going away

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Speaker 4: Let's move on and get into the shock collar question

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Speaker 5: Give us the real thing, Jake.

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Speaker 8: Yesterday, in honor of one Hit Wonder Day, I had

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Speaker 1: Now, shame on my entire family.

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Speaker 8: Other smarter radio shows would probably say one round was enough.

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Speaker 1: No, no, give us more, but not us.

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Speaker 8: That's like Rick Astley said, We're never gonna give this up.

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Speaker 8: That's Alexis, Alexis number one through twenty. Please number three, Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was best day of my life.

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Speaker 8: Good guess best day of my life is correct?

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Speaker 8: That's the American authors from twenty thirteen.

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Speaker 9: We're on to Brook.

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Speaker 8: Okay, number eight, number eight, Brook, here's your one hit wonder?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but what is it? Come on, Brook?

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Speaker 5: You failed yesterday.

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Speaker 8: You can't hear everyone quiet. Now have to hear it.

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Speaker 8: Okay, Brook says, hey girl, that is incorrect. That song

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Speaker 8: Jose, it's your turn. Have about a number please, I'm

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Speaker 8: gonna go with six Hose. Here's your one hit wonder?

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Speaker 8: But I don't know the song.

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Speaker 5: Name you this on the show walk.

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Speaker 8: It's a fashion walk.

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Speaker 10: Oh fashion I'm too sexy?

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Speaker 4: It's my mom's theme song, Get It Zulu.

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Speaker 5: I want sixteen, Please sixteen.

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey, here's your one hit wonder.

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Speaker 5: I'm doing the dance.

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Speaker 1: No, you can't hear you.

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Speaker 5: Che punch, punch and wave.

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Speaker 4: He has no idea punch, punch and wave.

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Speaker 8: Punch, punch and wave. Incorrect. That was Cilento's Watch Me

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Speaker 8: number two, Alexis, here's your one hit Wonder.

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Speaker 8: Welcome to the Elevator is incorrect. This song came out

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Speaker 8: the twenty tens. This is the Baja mens. Who let

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Speaker 8: Alright, alright, we're gonna get taken off the air. Okay, Jose,

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Speaker 4: never Gonna give you Up by Rick Astley, never Gonna

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Speaker 5: We got your phones out coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 9: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: If you're a kid and the coolest thing ever happens

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Speaker 5: But one of our listeners says, back in elementary.

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Speaker 10: You don't hear me confession I can't take back earl Arms.

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Speaker 4: Speaker Sex is seventy five nines who says whenever I

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Speaker 5: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 11: Hi guys, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome, like the professor of confessor. I don't know

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Speaker 4: But yeah, all right, professor confessor, missus anonymous, the voice

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Speaker 11: All right, this is kind of wild. So me and

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Speaker 11: It's just her and me, you know, single mom.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, and I get a media pass to go to

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 11: I was very upset and confused.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, Oh my gosh, it was really weird. I was

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Speaker 8: The whole time you were happy and excited.

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Speaker 1: It felt important You're writing. The skills were probably improving.

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Speaker 5: Once you found out the truth, is it over?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: My mom actually wanted to keep doing it, but I

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Speaker 1: That's not good. Your mom wanted to bring the nine

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Speaker 10: She found a hack due almost like I'm saving thousands

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Speaker 4: People, getting into all the men's tennis players locker rooms.

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Speaker 11: Hey, she's a single mom. She's always been very.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, best sports scam maybe in history now featuring

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Speaker 4: anonymous shin and well done and text in seven eighty

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Speaker 4: five nine two. If you have a confession that you've

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Speaker 5: These all taps coming up right after.

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Speaker 9: This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: There's a saying out there, your family knows you best.

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Speaker 1: It's so true.

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Speaker 4: And today a guy asked us to prank his older

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Speaker 4: the show Real Housewives of Atlanta.

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Speaker 1: How do those two things go together?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I don't know, but if I could find a

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Speaker 4: that's what we do in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 12: Hello?

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Speaker 5: Hi, is this Natasha?

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Speaker 12: Yes, this is she Hi.

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Speaker 4: I'm calling from Cable Customer Service. My name is Chuck

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Speaker 4: Chuck Roast.

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Speaker 7: What do you mean.

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Speaker 4: I'm just calling all of our customers in the area

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Speaker 13: Oh okay, I'm sorry this Sunday.

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Speaker 4: It's not gonna affect everything. You'll still be able to

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Speaker 4: get your WiFi. Most of the channels will be working.

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Speaker 4: It's just the Food Network and Bravo will be down. No, nah,

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 13: That cannot happen. You said Bravo specifically, Yeah, that can't happen.

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Speaker 4: Bravo will be down from five pm until eleven pm.

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Speaker 13: So how am I supposed to view my TV shows

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Speaker 13: that come on at eight o'clock?

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Speaker 4: I guess I'm not familiar there. Like a specific show

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Speaker 13: Absolutely everybody knows about it. The Real Housewives of Atlanta

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Speaker 13: premieeres Like I have to watch my TV show Housewives, Like,

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Speaker 13: come on, everybody watches Housewives.

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Speaker 4: Oh Okay, okay, the trash TV stuff.

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Speaker 13: Yeah wait a minute.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's again, I'm Chuck Chuck Rose. Yeah. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 4: I personally can't do anything about this. It's a decision

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Speaker 4: that was made by the higher ups. That's the best

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Speaker 4: time to do the maintenance.

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Speaker 13: There's there's no chance. Why will five in the evening

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Speaker 12: Of I know, like this car, why not do when

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Speaker 5: That would be more But did you hear me?

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Speaker 4: There's other channels that will be working at that time, so.

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Speaker 13: You don't want to look at nothing else.

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Speaker 4: Animal Planet is actually doing this huge reality special on

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Speaker 13: No, I don't even like dogs. I don't like animals,

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Speaker 13: none of that.

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Speaker 4: I don't like dogs. I mean maybe maybe you just

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Speaker 13: No, I don't want to learn anything except for why

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Speaker 13: Kenya is about to get fired on a real Housewives of Atlanta.

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Speaker 13: That's what I want to That's what I want to

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Speaker 4: Who's getting fired Kenya Moore, Well, she'd probably get fired

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Speaker 4: because she's working on that show. That's probably for the

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Speaker 6: Honestly, who are you to say that? Who are you them?

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Speaker 4: Chucks? I feel like if I had to say that

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Speaker 4: three times, maybe you should consider getting a new provider

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Speaker 12: Oh well, I definitely will now now I will get

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Speaker 12: a new one for my I will get a whole

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Speaker 12: new provider period, because you can. They could kiss my

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Speaker 4: Okay, well you can kiss our butt anytime you want.

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Speaker 4: We're more than happy.

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Speaker 13: You cannot be talking to me like that, working for crazy.

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Speaker 7: Kind of part man.

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Speaker 4: In my in my defense, in my defense, man, you

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Speaker 12: It doesn't matter your customer service you can't get You can't.

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Speaker 4: Do that, all right, Well you can. You can kiss

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Speaker 4: my butt. Kiss my butt, man.

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Speaker 13: I'm done.

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Speaker 12: Put your manager on the phone.

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Speaker 4: I will do that in just a moment. But I

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Speaker 4: have to let you know it's not just man, it's

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Speaker 4: not just this Sunday that.

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Speaker 12: TV show, and you're not gonna be talking to me crazy.

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Speaker 4: I'm only authorized to deliver this information that Bravo will

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Speaker 12: It was just a Sunday, this Sunday.

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Speaker 5: This Sunday and every Sunday.

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Speaker 4: I feel like you were kind of yapping a lot

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Speaker 13: Didn't hear you know what, get your manager on the

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Speaker 13: phon right now. I need somebody higher.

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Speaker 7: Up than you.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Tony.

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Speaker 13: Little rolf guy tells me that I'm gonna be off,

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Speaker 13: but I can't watch my see for three months? What

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Speaker 13: am I paying the service for?

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Speaker 4: Ma'am? Did I send you?

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Speaker 13: Are you're an idiot?

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Speaker 12: Or stop there?

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Speaker 13: Are y'all sick?

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Speaker 4: Ma'am? I'm hoping that I can maybe change your mind

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Speaker 4: and then you'll go online and leave me a good

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Speaker 7: Review?

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Speaker 13: Are you crazy? You would never get.

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Speaker 7: A good review for me?

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Speaker 4: You I invite you to kiss my butt.

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Speaker 13: You're so fired, it's gonna be crazy. I'm ready emailed

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Speaker 13: letters anything I have to do.

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Speaker 4: Mister tremp rowl Okay again, I hear you, and you

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Speaker 4: can kiss my butt, and your brother Omar can also

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Speaker 4: kiss my butt.

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Speaker 12: My brother Omar, what's he has to do with this?

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Speaker 4: Your whole family is invited to puck her up and

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Speaker 4: kiss me in the behind because this is a prank

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Speaker 4: call that we're doing on the radio Showbrook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 12: Oh boy, who kill kill.

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Speaker 5: Don't kill him? This frank turned out really good.

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Speaker 12: I'm so sorry I told you to kiss my butt.

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Speaker 5: You're fine.

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Speaker 4: It was Omar's idea. He told us to prank you

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Speaker 4: because he knew that you loved your Bravo shows, especially

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Speaker 13: So here's an idiot.

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Speaker 12: Oh my god, I get him back.

455
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,560
Speaker 4: I know Omar did the prank on you, but are

456
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,359
Speaker 4: you cool if he comes over to watch Housewives?

457
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,480
Speaker 12: Oh my goodness, No, Omar can now kiss my.

458
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:29,399
Speaker 4: Butt and you're kissing my butt, and then I'm kissing

459
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,560
Speaker 4: Omar's butt. We're all just kissing each other's butts today.

460
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:37,840
Speaker 12: Basically wake up.

461
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,800
Speaker 9: Every morning with spoon taps weekday mornings on the twenties

462
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,879
Speaker 9: freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

463
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,840
Speaker 5: What's the one thing you would never want your neighbor

464
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:47,879
Speaker 5: to know about you.

465
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:52,040
Speaker 4: Oh, that's a crazy question. That you don't actually recycle

466
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,120
Speaker 4: all of your glass bottles, chandals.

467
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 5: Sometimes you let your dog be in their yard.

468
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,119
Speaker 4: Oh that's actually pretty bad. Or that large hole you

469
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 4: dug in the middle of the night wasn't for a

470
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:11,920
Speaker 4: new tree? What don't look wells caught his neighbor doing

471
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 4: something that's making him feel very uncomfortable. It's actually happened

472
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 4: multiple times, and he feels like he has to tell them.

473
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 4: But this is a conversation that's definitely text worthy and

474
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 4: not something you'd ever want to actually say to them

475
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:30,160
Speaker 4: in person. You're gonna hear it in a brand new

476
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:39,679
Speaker 4: textual Healing coming up right after that text you will

477
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:44,000
Speaker 4: heal then textual. Do you have an important text to

478
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 4: send but aren't quite sure what to say? In the past,

479
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 4: Microsoft words Clippy would pop up on your screen and go, hey,

480
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 4: it looks like you're sending a text.

481
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 5: Can I helps Clippy?

482
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 1: I don't think Clippy was around when we were sending

483
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:57,719
Speaker 1: text message.

484
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,880
Speaker 4: Yes, well Clippy is long long dead.

485
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 7: Yeh.

486
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 5: He can't help you anymore.

487
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,159
Speaker 4: And you certainly can't trust your friends because they'll just

488
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:06,960
Speaker 4: gossip about it.

489
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 5: Behind your back.

490
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,120
Speaker 4: So all that's left is your radio fan.

491
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: That's right.

492
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:14,880
Speaker 4: We are paid a very very small salary to help

493
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,639
Speaker 4: strangers with their personal.

494
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 6: Lives it behind their backs?

495
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,479
Speaker 4: Are we're not friends?

496
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 9: Yeah?

497
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 4: So today we have a guy who is in a

498
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 4: tough spot and has turned to us for help. His

499
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 4: name is Jimmy. Jimmy, welcome to Textual Healing.

500
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 7: Hey, thanks for the help.

501
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 2: Okay, well I wouldn't say that right off the bat, Jimmy,

502
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 2: you don't know what kind of help you're going.

503
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 7: To get better than anything I'm getting. Now, this is

504
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:40,919
Speaker 7: a little bit of a pickle.

505
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 5: Okay.

506
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 4: Jimmy was all, what's going on? Why'd you email the show?

507
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,920
Speaker 7: Here's what's going on. My next door neighbor names Hannah.

508
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 7: I'm sure she's I don't really know it. She seems

509
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,919
Speaker 7: to be a lovely lady. Okay, here's the problem. I

510
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 7: work from home, and this has happened on multiple occasions

511
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 7: where I'm up in my office and I take up

512
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 7: like an astronom break and I'll, you know, I'll stretch,

513
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 7: I'll look out the window.

514
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're in your office. Is this an apartment building?

515
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to picture here.

516
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 7: No, No, I live in a nice little two story house.

517
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 4: Okay, how many bedrooms and how many baths?

518
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: I need to know how far away this neighbor is?

519
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,439
Speaker 5: Is it Victorian stars?

520
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 4: Okay? Okay, it's a house with a window. So you

521
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 4: look out the window and.

522
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,640
Speaker 7: I can see into her yard, and several times she's

523
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,400
Speaker 7: just been laying out there sunbathing. But she's been laying

524
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,360
Speaker 7: out there sunbathing topless.

525
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 4: Ah, and what are you wearing when you're inside the house.

526
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:44,639
Speaker 2: And Jeff, why she really doesn't care she's in her

527
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 2: own backyard.

528
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 4: I know, but yeah, that's why you don't want to look.

529
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 1: Do you feel creepy when you see this?

530
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 7: I feel very creepy.

531
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I look.

532
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,159
Speaker 7: The first time I look. I'm not gonna lie to it.

533
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,200
Speaker 7: The first time I look, I lingered for a couple

534
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,679
Speaker 7: of seconds because it's like wow, and then of course

535
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,439
Speaker 7: your guy. Yeah, and I turned around. I was like,

536
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 7: let me get back to work or ignore that.

537
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude.

538
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 2: If it was my neighbor, I'd be like like, and.

539
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 7: Here's the thing, it's not like it's our two houses.

540
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 7: If I can see it, the neighbors can also see.

541
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 1: Do you think she doesn't realize that.

542
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 7: We all have bushes? You know, they're pretty high. Some

543
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 7: people have fences, so you can't see him from like

544
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 7: round level. And it's during the day, so I don't

545
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 7: know who else is home.

546
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 10: Oh, so you you actually may be doing her a

547
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 10: favor by if you were.

548
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 5: Is that what you're trying to do is let her

549
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 5: know that she's you can see her.

550
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 4: Oh God, that's so hard to say.

551
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,919
Speaker 7: Yeah. I mean at first I thought like, let it go,

552
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 7: it's just un of my business. But like the second

553
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 7: or third time, well I just literally just turned around.

554
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 7: I was like, Oh, she's up there. It occurred to

555
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,879
Speaker 7: me like, yeah, you know what if I'm not the

556
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 7: problem that she definitely knows she has.

557
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 1: You know, what do you know about her?

558
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:53,879
Speaker 7: Like?

559
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 1: Are you friends or what's your relationship with her?

560
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 7: There's really no relationship at all. I know that she's married.

561
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 7: I've met her maybe once. I've met her husband once or.

562
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: Twice, Okay, and we know she obviously hates tamlines.

563
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 2: Yeah are you is her husband look really strong and tough,

564
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 2: like he could beat you up.

565
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 7: I think it's pretty even when it comes between me

566
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 7: and her husband. I wouldn't. I'm not a physical consultation

567
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 7: type person.

568
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bro, that's not where it sounds like you want

569
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,239
Speaker 4: to do the right thing and just warn her that

570
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 4: maybe other people can see if she doesn't realize it.

571
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 4: But that's definitely an awkward conversation to have with anybody.

572
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 4: I can understand why you wouldn't want to do it

573
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 4: in person.

574
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 5: You can't just by the way.

575
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 2: I mean if you when you text her, is she

576
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 2: even going to know who you are?

577
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 4: Did you get the phone number from her?

578
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 7: No? I didn't. I got her number from the HOA,

579
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 7: the contact with from the HOA. Everybody just has their

580
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 7: number there. Oh wow, I actually don't know. Here's the thing.

581
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 7: I don't know if I should put from my phone

582
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 7: and identify myself.

583
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: Can you stay anonymous?

584
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 7: That's even creepier if I stayed anonymous.

585
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 4: Let's go around the room really quick and get ideas.

586
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 4: Alexis will start with you. What does he send?

587
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 6: I agree?

588
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 1: I think he just says the neighbor first of all,

589
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: and she'll reply to it.

590
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 4: I'm your neighbor and I see you naked. Okay, that's

591
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 4: one idea, Alexis.

592
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,959
Speaker 1: Or I think you say, hey, it's Jimmy.

593
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 2: We haven't met before, and this may be the most

594
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 2: uncomfortable thing I've ever had to tell someone, and then

595
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,360
Speaker 2: just let her respond to that.

596
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 4: So basically what Alexis said, but really long winded.

597
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 5: What do you think I think you need to.

598
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 10: Be professional and generic. I think that's the best way.

599
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:37,719
Speaker 8: Okay, in a corner or embarrassed.

600
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: Maybe we put those bug eye emoji.

601
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 4: I was going all emojis where it's like I emoji

602
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 4: bathing suit, emoji, sun oil emoji, two houses next to

603
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 4: each other. Emojis make her decipher what you're saying.

604
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 1: I don't think she would be mad at you. I

605
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: think she's just getting an embarrassed I already know.

606
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 4: So we threw a lot of ideas at you there, Jimmy,

607
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 4: which one do you want to go with?

608
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 7: Younger me would definitely go with the emoji the.

609
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 4: Special Do you want to do all emojis?

610
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 7: No? If I was a younger, earlier man oka.

611
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 10: Say, she would text back, she'd be like, what is

612
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 10: this act?

613
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 6: You get it?

614
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:21,360
Speaker 7: But I think I'm gonna have to go generic and professional.

615
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 5: All right, So go ahead and tell us what you're writing.

616
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,679
Speaker 7: I'm just saying, Hi, this is your next door neighbor, Jimmy,

617
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:30,679
Speaker 7: just so you know we can see you sunbathing.

618
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 4: Topless okay, and okay, finger emotion.

619
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: Don't put topless in there. Just sunbathy, sun baby.

620
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 7: Call good call, right, we can see you sunbathing.

621
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 4: And three thumbs up emojis.

622
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 7: I just deleted no, no emojis. I just deleted the

623
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 7: word topless. Okay, okay, okay, period at the end of

624
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 7: the sentence of sunbathing, and I am suddenly get that question.

625
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: Okay.

626
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 4: We're just alerting her that that she's being seen, so

627
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 4: we'll see if she responds. We're gonna come back and

628
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 4: continue textual healing with your next door neighbor as we

629
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 4: alert her that you can see her.

630
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 5: Topless in her backyard right after them.

631
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 4: If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of

632
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 4: textual healing with our accidental peeping tom named Jimmy because

633
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 4: he works from home and has spotted his next door

634
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 4: neighbor sunbathing multiple times in her backyard with her top off.

635
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: Boy, And I gotta say, we got to give him credit.

636
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 2: That he wants to help her out and not just

637
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 2: let her continue.

638
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: Like some gross guy will. So I really actually appreciate that.

639
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 4: Don't just say gross guy. You would do it too, Brooke,

640
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 4: maybe you would keep looking, But he did want to

641
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 4: be a good neighbor and warn her that she is

642
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 4: visible to him and probably to other houses nearby.

643
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: And the god kids are building treehouses.

644
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 4: All around your yard right now. Thing is, it's awkward

645
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 4: because he doesn't really know her very well, only matter

646
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 4: like once. So how do you tell that to somebody

647
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 4: without coming across creepy and awkward.

648
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: Well, and he knows for sure she's married.

649
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 4: Right, So we decided the best route was to go

650
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 4: with a professional text, basically saying, Hi, I'm your neighbor,

651
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,959
Speaker 4: just letting you know I can see you when your

652
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 4: son bathing in your backyard. We emitted all the dirty

653
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 4: emojis that we suggested. Not sure why, but that was

654
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 4: Jimmy's choice. Jimmy did she respond?

655
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 7: Okay?

656
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 2: She?

657
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 7: Uh, well, okay, here's the thing.

658
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: What uh yea, why are you so stressed out?

659
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 7: Well, here's the thing. Okay, I got a response. The

660
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 7: problem is I've got a response from the husband. What

661
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 7: there are two There are two names is two constant

662
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 7: numbers on the h O A list, And I guess

663
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 7: maybe they mixed them up.

664
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Speaker 4: Oh god, I don't know.

665
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 2: I think if a guy read that text, he could

666
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 2: totally interpret it the wrong way.

667
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, he was not happy. I got a lot of

668
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 7: I didn't get a lot of emojic, but I got

669
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 7: a lot of swearing from the husband from the husband,

670
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 7: and you know he's serious because there was no there's

671
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 7: no real big mistakes.

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00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: You know, we wait, what what can you of his response?

673
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: Can you read any of it?

674
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 7: What do you mean? You? And then that this you

675
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 7: know a couple of words.

676
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 5: That wonderful, helpful neighbors.

677
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Speaker 7: The last text is she shouldn't be showing it all.

678
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 7: Here's her number, you tell her what. Yeah, he gave

679
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 7: me her number.

680
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 1: That's weird.

681
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 10: Yeah, maybe he wants to Oh my god, Like he's like,

682
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 10: she shouldn't be doing that, like in their own backyard.

683
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't he just deal with that relationship.

684
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 4: Maybe that's not the first text that he's gotten like

685
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 4: that about his wife.

686
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 8: Didn't think about it.

687
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: He's like pastor complaints to her.

688
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 8: Okay, it's like it's a problem.

689
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: So now we have to retext the wife and actually

690
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: tell her.

691
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, I listen, I already texted I just texted her

692
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 7: the same message.

693
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 2: But I think the first include any information about how

694
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 2: you accidentally told her husband.

695
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 8: Thank you. If you would have said I talked to

696
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 8: your husband.

697
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 7: No, no, no, I didn't see a reason to make

698
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 7: the situation.

699
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that could cause it.

700
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 7: Any more awkward. So I'm just waiting for a response

701
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 7: right now.

702
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh god, Okay, So now we're still oh geez.

703
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 5: We're going to make it super awkward with you and

704
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 5: the husband.

705
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 2: Now, well, I don't know. Maybe that the husband is

706
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 2: just really mad at his wife.

707
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: Oh it sounds like it sounds like it's bugging him.

708
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 8: I want to know.

709
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 7: Hold on, I just I just got a response. I'll

710
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 7: tell you. I'll tell you what she responds right now.

711
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 7: Let me just open end.

712
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 4: And the wife responded.

713
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 7: She just responded, are you the one with the binoculars?

714
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 10: Oh, oh my Godlars.

715
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 4: Okay, this is the time you need to be honest

716
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 4: with us.

717
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 14: No.

718
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 7: No, let's get that out of the way. I didn't.

719
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Speaker 7: I don't know. I mean, I'm right, like if I wanted, Okay.

720
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 2: Why are you This should be a very simple response.

721
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 7: No, I'm not looking at her with binoculars.

722
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 5: Okay?

723
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 4: Is it a telescope that you're using?

724
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 5: What device?

725
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 9: No?

726
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 7: Nothing? Okay, Wait what do I say to that?

727
00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 4: I mean, no, yeah, yeah, that's the truth.

728
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 5: It doesn't sound like it's the truth.

729
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 2: I think you need to say No, that's horrifying. I

730
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 2: was writing you to warn you that people could see you.

731
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 7: I like that. I don't like the horrifying part.

732
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 10: You boobs are harassing our neighborhood.

733
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 5: It makes it sound like the view is not a

734
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 5: good view.

735
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: I don't think. I didn't take it that way.

736
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 4: Well, it's not you that he's texting, and we just know.

737
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 1: That isn't me, not even OMG.

738
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you need to reply a little bit

739
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 4: more surprised, even at the insinuation.

740
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 7: Here's the thing, I don't anything like that. I don't

741
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 7: want to engage more than I have to know that

742
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 7: wasn't me. Once I put know that wasn't me, I

743
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 7: think we're good.

744
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 4: I mean, I think you should at least explain. I'm

745
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 4: just trying to warn you into other people.

746
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 14: Trying to be.

747
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 7: Okay, no, that wasn't me. I just wanted you to

748
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 7: know what was going on.

749
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 4: Sure, if you want to get it simple like that,

750
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 4: that's up to you.

751
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think as simple as possible. I just want

752
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 7: that it's over with.

753
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,479
Speaker 4: You know, it doesn't make sense, alexis what doesn't make

754
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 4: sense about that?

755
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 6: That's the end of it.

756
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: You're gonna let her know what's going on. What's going on?

757
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 1: You didn't say anything.

758
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, well no, no, no, no, I just want to know

759
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 7: that people can see it. That's it. There's no need

760
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,319
Speaker 7: to he's just going back and forth. I'm just trying

761
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 7: to be a good neighbor. Here's what's happening.

762
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 1: Why are you so defensive?

763
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 7: Right?

764
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 4: Okay, you seem really like amped up and stressed out

765
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 4: about this? Is it?

766
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 7: Whatthing you didn't expect to have to do with the husband?

767
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 7: And this was the whole thing with the guy basically

768
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 7: yelling at me over the text.

769
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 4: You don't deal with drama, No, not at all.

770
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 9: Got it?

771
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: You know I worked for or the husband back and

772
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 1: say I'm so sorry or something.

773
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 7: Right, I could, but now it's like you want me

774
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,760
Speaker 7: to text two people and I just want to get.

775
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 1: Okay, all the answers. You're gonna have to sell your

776
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 1: house and move.

777
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 5: You're gonna be the most hated person in the neighborhood

778
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 5: by the end of this.

779
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 4: But said that, just start with the text to the

780
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 4: wife where you're just politely telling her I just was

781
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 4: trying to warn you that I could see you.

782
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 7: Okay, let's go with uh.

783
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 4: With or without binoculars, I can see.

784
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm close enough.

785
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 7: Right. Okay, so the response to are you the one

786
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 7: with the binoculars is just going to be no. I

787
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 7: just wanted you to know what was going on, Okay.

788
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 4: I mean I wasn't really our suggestsful, but.

789
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 5: You're telling you.

790
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 7: I don't want to leave it open for like a

791
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 7: back and forth conversation. I just wanted you to know.

792
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 7: Just sound where and I'm don't have to go back

793
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 7: and forth.

794
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 4: Stop talking, start hitting send on your text message.

795
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, I'm gonna do that right now.

796
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 5: Let me just it's more more work.

797
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: Isn't going to end well.

798
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 10: I feel like even if she was likes for letting

799
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 10: me know and the.

800
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 7: Guy was like, thank you, okay, I just sent it.

801
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 5: Okay, thank god.

802
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: This is just such a simple situation.

803
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 7: It was definitely wasn't in the beginning. And then you

804
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,399
Speaker 7: know when I gotta I don't know this guy, don't

805
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 7: know how he's going to react when he comes home

806
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 7: from work.

807
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 4: You know, you got to pay more attention when you're

808
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,720
Speaker 4: looking at what numbers you're texting.

809
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 1: That's why you need to know your neighbors.

810
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 7: I was it's got to be a stake on the

811
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 7: h A list, and the more I think about this,

812
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 7: the more it's creepous sounded.

813
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you you're talking is not going

814
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 1: to help you. If you have to talk to this

815
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: guy in person.

816
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 5: It's actually better that we're doing this overtime.

817
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, she does. She's typing a responsett.

818
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 13: Stout, stop stops stops.

819
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 7: What was that? Was I supposed to do that?

820
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 5: You're supposed to that?

821
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 7: Okay, here's a response?

822
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 5: Oh god?

823
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:37,280
Speaker 7: What this is? Her response is? What if I said

824
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,800
Speaker 7: I wanted you to see me smirk emoji?

825
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah, you're getting beat up by us?

826
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 7: This? Yeah, this is great. Now I really do have

827
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 7: to move.

828
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 2: Okay, well, just just right back and say I'm not

829
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 2: into that.

830
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: Leave it, Blake. Let her guess what you are into.

831
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 7: Obviously, No, I don't want anybodything. Could I just say

832
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 7: I think it would maybe easy to just say no,

833
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 7: thank you and then just block their number.

834
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 9: Block her.

835
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,359
Speaker 1: You have to live her.

836
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe do a bikini emoji and then a thumb's

837
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 4: down or like a green barf emoji.

838
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 5: Oh god, it's terrible.

839
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: I think I'm not into that is probably good.

840
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, it's that's the way to let her

841
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,439
Speaker 4: know that he doesn't want to you.

842
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: Said, I said horrific view or something like that, And you.

843
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 4: Were before I realized she was going to be really

844
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 4: into people looking, you know.

845
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 7: I mean, now that I think about it, I don't

846
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 7: know blocking her is a good idea because she's right

847
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 7: next door, Like they already know who I am.

848
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 4: You can't block her you live next The only way

849
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 4: this could be worse is if the husband texted you saying,

850
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 4: what's wrong with you?

851
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 5: Are you not into her?

852
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 7: Yeah? You guys, I just I don't want to be

853
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 7: involved in this weird triangle or any triangle for that matter.

854
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: It is strange that the husband told him I.

855
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 7: Was just trying to be a good neighbor, and now

856
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 7: this whole thing's ridiculous.

857
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 4: Their house, they're going to be just all right. But

858
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 4: at least it sounds like we helped you do what

859
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 4: you set out to do. You wanted to tell her

860
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 4: that people can see, and now she definitely is aware.

861
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 2: And you don't have to feel bad if you look

862
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 2: because parents.

863
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 4: She wants you to. You can go ahead and get

864
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 4: those binoculars back out.

865
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 9: Can.

866
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:19,399
Speaker 6: Yeah?

867
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 7: Okay, share binocular Yeah?

868
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning, A comedian's interview video has gone

869
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 4: viral for all the wrong reasons, but to be fair,

870
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 4: he kind of asked for it. Plus, a waitress shared

871
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 4: how she immediately increased her nightly tips by over seventy

872
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:43,800
Speaker 4: five percent using two simple tricks. One thing she says

873
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 4: and one thing she wears. You're gonna hear them coming

874
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 4: up when we do a brand new TikTok shot.

875
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Speaker 5: It happens right now.

876
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 4: You guys know Moo Dang, the viral baby hippo out

877
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 4: of Thailand. Do you mean my obsession?

878
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 10: I have thirty memes right now.

879
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 4: Well, leak security footage from her enclosure at the zoo.

880
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:08,320
Speaker 4: Just caught her in the waiting pool twerking while watching.

881
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 6: TikTok click shot.

882
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: He seems that job.

883
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 5: She's advanced for her little baby hippo age.

884
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 4: It's TikTok Click Shock where we serve up the biggest

885
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 4: TikTok videos from the past week and let you twerk

886
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 4: along like.

887
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 5: A chubby baby hippo.

888
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Speaker 4: Let's get right to your first TikTok click Shock, which

889
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 4: is from a comedian named JT.

890
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 5: Parr. Here's a photo of JT if you don't know him.

891
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 4: He posts funny content on TikTok doing like comedic sketches

892
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 4: and out on the street bits, and he also does

893
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 4: interviews with different experts about popular trends happening in the news. Recently,

894
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,839
Speaker 4: he had a clip go viral where he sat down

895
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:52,320
Speaker 4: with a plastic surgeon and he asked what she would

896
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 4: change about his face.

897
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 6: Don't do that, would walk into that.

898
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 2: He's a handsome enough guy, you know, But just like

899
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 2: every twenty something year old dude, the.

900
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Speaker 5: Plastic surgeon did not hold back.

901
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 14: I bet, oh, okay, you obviously, I think have some

902
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Speaker 14: rightids which are wrinkles. You have furrows between your brows,

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00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,839
Speaker 14: meaning that you're making a squinty face a lot. Your

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00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,760
Speaker 14: lower eyelids are a little sunken. It makes you look tired.

905
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 14: Your teeth are crooked. I see lots of pores on

906
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 14: the nose, the jawline and the nack tightening. Pulling that

907
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 14: back a little bit would be kind of number one

908
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 14: on my tone pole. And I think your brows are

909
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Speaker 14: cute because it kind of makes you look innocent. But

910
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 14: if you want it to look more powerful, like leading man,

911
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 14: I would bring up the lateral brow a little. Trees

912
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 14: look not bad you're a little bit smaller on the

913
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Speaker 14: side of your face.

914
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: Right. There was almost a compliment in there. Yeah, she

915
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Speaker 1: changed it.

916
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,399
Speaker 6: The teeth isn't her job.

917
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 4: You know, you're looking at the picture right now, like

918
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 4: she has a point, right.

919
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 6: No she doesn't.

920
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:50,879
Speaker 1: He looks great.

921
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 4: I think so nice.

922
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 2: Her plastic surgery all end up looking just like plastic surgery.

923
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all. It's called hot Brooks, all right.

924
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 5: And that was just a small clip of her recommendation.

925
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,240
Speaker 4: She went on, I think rightly so to talk about

926
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 4: his jowls and his cheeks and his lips, which could

927
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 4: all use plumping and improvement.

928
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 2: He needs to go talk to his mom and tell

929
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,720
Speaker 2: his mom, ask.

930
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: His mom to tell him how beautiful he is.

931
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 4: Plastic surgeons aren't there to like boost your ego and

932
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 4: tell you what a good person you are on the inside.

933
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 5: They're there to make you.

934
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 2: Look beautiful, and then you know what, on the side,

935
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 2: they'll be like, well, I actually do this business to

936
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 2: help people's confidence.

937
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 1: Maybe start with just helping their confidence.

938
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 4: One hundred percent of this plastic surgeon's proceeds go to

939
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 4: helping unfortunate children looking children exactly. So there were thousands

940
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 4: of comments on the video. One of the top ones

941
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 4: was why stop there? Can you please talk about his clothes?

942
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 7: Uh?

943
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 5: That T shirt? I mean that is a different story.

944
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's easily fixed.

945
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,760
Speaker 5: Though, But those jowls, no fixing that, right, Bro, He's fine.

946
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,280
Speaker 6: I think it fine.

947
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 10: You know, says he looks fine, just fine.

948
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 4: That was a TikTok click shot. Let's go to your.

949
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,879
Speaker 6: Next TikTok click shot.

950
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 4: From a Hooters waitress who goes by the handle Lolly Girl.

951
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: Please don't tell me she talked to a.

952
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 5: No, she looks great.

953
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 4: She posted a video recently that got over five million

954
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 4: views close to a million likes.

955
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 5: I'm gonna show you.

956
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 4: Her photo first, one of her without glasses and one

957
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 4: with glasses. Okay, she found recently that wearing her glasses

958
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 4: during her shift at Hooters makes her look more innocent

959
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 4: and increases her tips by over seventy five percent. But

960
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 4: if you can believe it, that's not the biggest trick

961
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 4: that she uses to get more money from the tables

962
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 4: that she's waiting.

963
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 10: She like flirts cleavage.

964
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 4: Yeah you'll see because most days she'll make an average

965
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 4: amount of tips.

966
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 5: But this is how Lolly Girl fared the other.

967
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 15: Night, say, I'm walking home with seven hundred and two dollars,

968
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 15: which is not normal. I'm just extremely lucky today. There

969
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 15: are some days I'll work ten times harder and make

970
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 15: less than one hundred bucks, and today I only had

971
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 15: eight tables. So I'm so grateful of every tip that

972
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 15: I got because that will pay for the rest of

973
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 15: my bills.

974
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 7: While I'm away on my church.

975
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 4: So if you miss it, at the very end there,

976
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 4: she mentioned an upcoming trip. So the thing is when

977
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 4: customers will ask how she's doing when she comes up

978
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 4: to the table, she's truthful and she tells them I'm great.

979
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 4: I'm actually really excited because I'm taking a trip to

980
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 4: Miami for the very first time. And that comment, when

981
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 4: the customers hear it makes them tip even more so

982
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 4: they want to They want to help her so that

983
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 4: she could put it towards her vacation.

984
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 1: Should we talk about our vacations on this show.

985
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to take my family to Europe.

986
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 4: I have glasses, okay, but her glasses are like, you know,

987
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 4: cute glasses, not like telescopes.

988
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: Attack tells she doesn't actually need him.

989
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 5: We're not giving any more photos to Brook for the

990
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 5: day because.

991
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 4: She's carrying up.

992
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 5: All the pictures, so.

993
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 4: I hate her mentioning the trip along with wearing the glasses. Servers,

994
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 4: take notice, that's going to help you make even more management.

995
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:21,799
Speaker 5: We're all gonna be bespectacled too.

996
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 4: That was a TikTok click shot in your final.

997
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 6: TikTok click shot.

998
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 5: It was from a.

999
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 4: Fifth grade teacher in Paul Paul, Michigan named Dan Shoots

1000
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 4: and people you see a picture of him man first.

1001
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 4: People are hailing him as one of the good ones,

1002
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 4: especially after his latest video which got millions of views.

1003
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 4: The reason why is he thinks he found the secret

1004
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 4: to connecting with his fifth grade students in a real way.

1005
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 1: I love to hear this.

1006
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 5: So here's Dan talking about his strategy.

1007
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 13: So I launch in the.

1008
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 5: Cavagary almost every single day.

1009
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 4: And here's why.

1010
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 7: So I teach with grade.

1011
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,760
Speaker 16: In the eight years of doing this is most effective

1012
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 16: thing that I have to get to know my students

1013
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 16: on a personal level. And what happened when I walked

1014
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 16: into the cafeteria today and I sat down next to

1015
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 16: a couple.

1016
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:07,720
Speaker 4: Of my new kids.

1017
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 16: Instantly two or three more down the table were like, Hey,

1018
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 16: can you eat lunch with me? Tomorrow, because we can

1019
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,760
Speaker 16: all agree that in this job and education and teaching,

1020
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 16: the single most important thing we can do is build

1021
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:20,359
Speaker 16: a relationship with every single kid that walks in the door.

1022
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 5: We can't do our job without it.

1023
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 1: What did that make me?

1024
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 2: It was like the music and what he's doing, and

1025
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 2: our educators were so important.

1026
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 4: But I mean he could recommend some like plastic surgery

1027
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 4: procedures so that they'll be successful later in life.

1028
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 5: I think that would be a good thing for him.

1029
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 4: Get other kids will want to say, honestly, very heartwarming.

1030
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,800
Speaker 4: Got a lot of reaction and comments. One person wrote,

1031
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:47,399
Speaker 4: the world needs more teachers like you. Another set as

1032
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 4: a retired educator and administrator, I can say you understood

1033
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 4: the assignment.

1034
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, you're texting in like, oh now you want me

1035
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:55,280
Speaker 10: to eat love.

1036
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 8: With these kids every day?

1037
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know.

1038
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 4: There was one bizarre comment that got a lot of traction.

1039
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 4: A woman wrote, as a lunch lady, I sit with

1040
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 4: the kids all the time, and they can serve themselves.

1041
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:06,240
Speaker 4: Those little brats.

1042
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 8: Weird.

1043
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 4: I'm exactly sure what the message is there, but those were.

1044
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,839
Speaker 6: Your TikTok stories.

1045
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 7: For the day.

1046
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 4: Remember you can always check out our TikTok page at

1047
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey and follow along.

1048
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 9: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1049
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 4: Brooke, what type of food are you craving for lunch today?

1050
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: Oh? My god, Ty was the first thing that came

1051
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: to my mind.

1052
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 5: Your challenger today.

1053
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 4: Taylor is an Uber Eats driver and he promises to

1054
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,840
Speaker 4: steal one item of food for you and bring it

1055
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 4: to the studio. Well, he kind of. He said he

1056
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 4: would split it with you nine and a half and

1057
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:51,919
Speaker 4: he'll eat half.

1058
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: Okay, how do you feel about green curry? It's my favorite.

1059
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 3: I am not much of a fan of green curry. Hole,

1060
00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 3: that's really spicy.

1061
00:46:59,000 --> 00:46:59,399
Speaker 7: Rights there?

1062
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 2: Okay, more for you, Brookay, that's fine, you can you

1063
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 2: can just eat the rice then.

1064
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:04,799
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1065
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:07,919
Speaker 7: I'm more of a Buffalo wing guy, so.

1066
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, oh yeah, you have to set it for

1067
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 4: a few Buffalo I don't know.

1068
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,359
Speaker 1: That I've ever ordered Buffalo wings.

1069
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 3: To be delivered, Brook you are missing out. That is

1070
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 3: the fan favorite for me, especially on Sundays for game day.

1071
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1072
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, let's go all right, Brooke.

1073
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 4: You go outside the studio, think more about what you

1074
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 4: want to eat, and we're going to get to the game.

1075
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:31,800
Speaker 5: Here with Taylor.

1076
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 4: Taylor, you got thirty seconds to answer as many questions

1077
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 4: as possible. If you don't know when, you can say pass.

1078
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 4: But you have to beat her out right if you

1079
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 4: want to win. Are you ready?

1080
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 7: Yes, sir?

1081
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 4: Good luck? Your time starts now. What does NC in

1082
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 4: the film rating NC seventeen stand.

1083
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 7: For uh non contact?

1084
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 4: The first recorded consumption of chocolate was in nineteen hundred

1085
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 4: BC in what North American country? Ah Past, Tennessee and

1086
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 4: Missouri are tied for the highest number of states bordered

1087
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 4: around them? Is it six? Seven or eight?

1088
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 7: Sick?

1089
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 4: What famous band had singles titled surfs Up, good Vibrations

1090
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 4: and fun Fun Fun? What does a pedometer count.

1091
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:14,760
Speaker 7: Pass?

1092
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 5: Passes?

1093
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 4: Well done? Brooks?

1094
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 5: Brooks coming back into the studio.

1095
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 4: So you said you just told us that you think

1096
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 4: the most delivered food that you get is wings. It

1097
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 4: also on my screen says that you have a hilarious

1098
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 4: story for us.

1099
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 7: We want to hear the first two weeks I delivered

1100
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:32,760
Speaker 7: for overeats.

1101
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 3: I got to delivery for a couple and they order

1102
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 3: pizza and wings, and then all of a sudden they

1103
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 3: asked me, do you want to care to join us?

1104
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 3: So I fall it in to have a pizza, and

1105
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:46,919
Speaker 3: there are there rolls, and then they're both in their

1106
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 3: their underwear and I'm like, oh, this is a different

1107
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 3: kind of party. I'm like, Okay, I gotta go.

1108
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:57,919
Speaker 2: There are so many steps in that invitation that.

1109
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: And you didn't realize until you were sitting down.

1110
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 3: Oh, it was the most uncomfortable thing I ever been

1111
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 3: in what I was hungry?

1112
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:10,240
Speaker 5: So you stuck around?

1113
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 7: I stuck round for one pia.

1114
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 2: Typically, when someone answers the door in a rogue and

1115
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,240
Speaker 2: then invites.

1116
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 4: You in the perks of working for Uber eats, now

1117
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 4: sign up and become a driver today I enjoyed twelve Yeah,

1118
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 4: now Brooks, your turn?

1119
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:29,760
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1120
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1121
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. What does NC in the film

1122
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 4: rating NC seventeen stand for.

1123
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: Not content?

1124
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 4: The first recorded consumption of chocolate was nineteen hundred BC.

1125
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 4: In what North American country Mexico, Tennessee, and Missouri are

1126
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,479
Speaker 4: tied for the highest number of states bordered around him?

1127
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 5: Is it six seven or eight seven?

1128
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 4: What famous band had singles titled surfs Up, good Vibrations

1129
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 4: and fun Fun Fun? What does a pedometer count your

1130
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 4: steps in nineteen sixty seven? What popular candy was originally

1131
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 4: named eminem Fruit Chewies Skittles. Okay, we got our guesses in.

1132
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 4: Now it's time to head on over the scoreboard to

1133
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 4: see how you both did with Jose. Oh, I love

1134
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 4: it when you dress up like a nurse people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1135
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 5: Taylor, you got one correct today.

1136
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 7: Oh I know which one?

1137
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 15: Though.

1138
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,399
Speaker 8: You did get a lot of questions.

1139
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: In and he told us a funny story.

1140
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, and you entertained us.

1141
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 8: Brook you got an easy win. You got three correct.

1142
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 4: Sorry about that, Taylor wasn't quite enough today. Let's go

1143
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 4: over the answers for everybody in the film. Rating NC seventeen.

1144
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 5: NC stands for no children, No children.

1145
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 7: Okay.

1146
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 4: The first recorded consumption of chocolate was nineteen hundred BC

1147
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 4: in Brooks living room, and that happened in the country

1148
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 4: of Mexico, and the Aztecs used to drink chocolate, so

1149
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 4: they thought it had like medicinal and religious.

1150
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:57,720
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1151
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: I actually still think it does.

1152
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 4: I see Missouri a tide for the highest number of

1153
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 4: states bordered around them. There's eight states around each of them.

1154
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 4: The famous band that had singles surfs up, good vibrations

1155
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 4: and fun, fun Fun is the Beach Boys. Pedometer counts

1156
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 4: your steps and in nineteen sixty seven, the candy originally

1157
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 4: called eminem Fruit Chewies, is now known as Starbursts.

1158
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,800
Speaker 5: They changed them in nineteen sixty nine.

1159
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 7: I knew that.

1160
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 2: One years Trivia buff right here, sars couple ordered starbursts

1161
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 2: delivered and they invited him inside for a good space time.

1162
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 10: Taylor, I want to hang out with you on a

1163
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,760
Speaker 10: Sunday on game by eating starbursts and wings.

1164
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, robes.

1165
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 7: Let's do it. Let's go fortnight and Fortnite.

1166
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1167
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 4: Now, Taylor wasn't enough to beat Brook, but just for playing,

1168
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 4: we are going to give you a twenty five dollars

1169
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,719
Speaker 4: gift card to five Iron Golf. Five Iron Golfs coming

1170
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:48,439
Speaker 4: to Kirkland Head to their grand opening on October fifth,

1171
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 4: with special offers for the first fifty guests, free simulated

1172
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 4: golf sessions, duck pin bowling raffles and much more.

1173
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 3: Oh, I could take my blue golf clubs.

1174
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 7: GoF there.

1175
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 1: Well, Taylor, good job playing today.

1176
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you. You beat me last time, and you

1177
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 3: beat me by one, so I came close.

1178
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, well third times a charm.

1179
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 5: Next time you call it, we'll get your victory in

1180
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 5: one of these days. Man right food.

1181
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 7: Next time, we're.

1182
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 4: Gonna be back to do Windbrooks Bucks, same time tomorrow.

1183
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,