1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,159 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,440 Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. All right, 6 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,320 Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And remember when they're 7 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 1: only used to be like two or three video streaming apps? Now, 8 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 1: is it? Yeah? Wow, it feels like a long time ago, 9 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 1: But it really wasn't like these two were the only 10 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 1: ones were ever. Yeah, and now there's like over a 11 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: hundred one for every single TV channel that's ever existed, 12 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: and you're paying fifteen bucks a month for each one. 13 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 1: Oh my god. It was all a ploy the whole 14 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:45,320 Speaker 1: time they told us cutting the cable, cutting the cord 15 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,239 Speaker 1: was going to be cheaper. Well, we're about to call 16 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:50,159 Speaker 1: a customer of a very popular one to let her 17 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 1: know she's been randomly selected for a complimentary, free upgrade. Okay, 18 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,000 Speaker 1: but once she agrees to it, that's when I tell 19 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 1: her what she's act we'll get with her new upgraded service, 20 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:06,679 Speaker 1: and suddenly she's not so happy. You'll hear it in 21 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 1: your phone. Tap right now the twenties tell me. I'm hello, Hi, 22 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Andrea. This is Andrea. How 23 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 1: can I help you? Hi, Andrea, My name's Draymond. I'm 24 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 1: a customer service representative from Disney Plus streaming service. How 25 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,360 Speaker 1: are you doing today? I'm doing good. How are you? 26 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,760 Speaker 1: I'm doing all right. I was just calling to ask 27 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 1: if you saw the email that we sent out announcing 28 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:38,120 Speaker 1: our new streaming package. Um. No, you're one of the 29 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 1: few customers selected for a complimentary upgrade, so I wasn't 30 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,679 Speaker 1: sure if you'd seen it or if you'd heard about 31 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 1: that yet. No. I haven't heard anything, but that sounds good. 32 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,640 Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, your service is going to change if 33 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 1: you agree to it. I can tell you about it 34 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 1: real quick, if you have a moment. What do you 35 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 1: mean it's going to change. We love it the way 36 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: it is. Oh no, absolutely, But this change is for 37 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,640 Speaker 1: the better because the new plan is a really great deal. 38 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 1: You're going to get deleted scenes from all our classic movies, 39 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 1: and it's going to stream significantly faster. I have to 40 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:11,239 Speaker 1: pay anymore, do I? I mean? I won't have an increase, right, 41 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: It'll be the same. Oh right, you're going to pay 42 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 1: the exact same amount as you were before. All I 43 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,120 Speaker 1: would need from you is to just verbally agree over 44 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:21,320 Speaker 1: the phone that you would like to upgrade your package. Well, sure, 45 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 1: I will verbally agree to this, especially since I don't 46 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:29,440 Speaker 1: have to pay any extra sound good? Excellent? Excellent? Andrea? Okay, well, congratulations, 47 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 1: you are now upgraded officially to Disney Plus Plus. Wow. 48 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 1: Smell me okay now before I let you go. The 49 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: most exciting part of this is that you're only going 50 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 1: to have access to Disney sequels and prequels, but no originals. 51 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:48,920 Speaker 1: But that doesn't sound good. I mean, in my opinion, 52 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: they're actually better. Why would that be better? We wouldn't 53 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: even know how it started or what the you know, Like, 54 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 1: I really want to recommend you Aladdin six, Iago's Bizarre 55 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:02,080 Speaker 1: Hair Day. No, it's so good, you know what. The 56 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:05,079 Speaker 1: kids they don't know anything about Aladdin at all, so 57 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 1: they need to see the beginning to even what do 58 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 1: you really need to know about Aladdin? He's a thieving 59 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: peasant who gets lucky one day and he ends up 60 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 1: with a magic lamp. And there I just told you 61 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,360 Speaker 1: the whole movie in ten seconds. That's why everybody watches 62 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:20,240 Speaker 1: the originals. The prequels and the sequels are the worst movies. 63 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 1: They're actually the best. You just haven't watched enough. All 64 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 1: we do is stream all these channels. I get calls 65 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,800 Speaker 1: from all these other streaming services, but we were at 66 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 1: least happy with what we were getting before. I understand that. 67 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 1: But none of those other streaming services offer Lion King 68 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,800 Speaker 1: one and a half Lyon King one and a half. 69 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: I've never even heard of Lyons King one and a half. 70 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 1: It's in between the first Lion King in the second 71 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 1: Lion King, where you just see Nalla's pregnancy. I don't 72 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: even think I care about this. This is not even 73 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 1: something I want my family and I care about. It 74 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 1: was a really, really inspiring pregnancy. I don't think this 75 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: is right for kids. They don't need to see this pregnancy. Well, 76 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 1: I mean, if you feel that way, then I'll tell 77 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 1: you definitely don't watch Cinderella three. If you're oh my gosh, 78 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 1: and Cinderella three does she get pregnant. I don't want 79 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 1: to give too much of it away, but they do 80 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: show some of Cinderella's honeymoon scenes very tasty. Cderella's honeymoon scene. 81 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,080 Speaker 1: I was not a fan of Prince Charming until I 82 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 1: saw him on his hunt. Oh there's no way. Oh 83 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 1: my god, really stepped his game up. Yeah, okay, this 84 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 1: sounds insane. Why would anybody want Disney plus plus? Just 85 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,840 Speaker 1: give me the plus. I don't want to double plus. 86 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,040 Speaker 1: But ma'am, if you don't have Disney Plus Plus, then 87 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,520 Speaker 1: you won't have access to Little Mermaid five where Sebastian 88 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:33,120 Speaker 1: gets crabs. No way, and that's weird because he is 89 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 1: a crab, all right, and then he has to sell 90 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 1: his soul to Ursula to get the antibiotics. I don't 91 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,159 Speaker 1: want to talk about this anymore, and I want to 92 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:42,720 Speaker 1: talk to your supervisor immediately. M he's actually busy right 93 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: now watching the Mary Poppins prequel where she dances her 94 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 1: way through boarding school. But I could take a message. 95 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: I don't care about this. I don't want my family 96 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 1: involved in this. This is just a bad Actually, I 97 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,839 Speaker 1: think your family does want to be involved in this, 98 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 1: because they're the ones who told me to call you. 99 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: My family told you to call me. Yeah, they were 100 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,200 Speaker 1: the ones that set you up for this prank call? 101 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I'm not because This is actually 102 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,240 Speaker 1: a joke. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show 103 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,279 Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap 104 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:12,359 Speaker 1: on you. Oh my gosh, your husband Jared set you up. 105 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,360 Speaker 1: You said you do complaining about all the new streaming 106 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,800 Speaker 1: services you have to buy, and you just want to 107 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:18,479 Speaker 1: go back to cable. I can't believe you did that. 108 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,839 Speaker 1: So yeah, don't worry. You just have Disney Plus, not 109 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:27,279 Speaker 1: Plus Plus, thank god. But I still do recommend Cinderella three. 110 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 1: Oh no, something else happens to her pumpkins at midnight. 111 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:35,680 Speaker 1: It's magical every morning.