Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. I was worried
Speaker 1: that you weren't going to answer your phone, Larry, which
Speaker 1: that Dan, because you're down forty units. You're down a
Speaker 1: forty burger. And I thought, you know, what what did
Speaker 1: I What did I do this week? I left my
Speaker 1: you lost two units last week? But I just going in.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to admit this on the radio.
Speaker 1: But my boys down here are calling it the race
Speaker 1: to minus fifty. Yeah, yes, yes, and they're right. I
Speaker 1: used to call. I used to say, don't get it
Speaker 1: to the podcast on Thursday now as fifty Okay, just recapping,
Speaker 1: Dylan is up seven units, go figure for the season.
Speaker 1: Say you have to give Dylan a little credit Dan
Speaker 1: about his Morocco vic. We'll get to them, Larry, Larry,
Speaker 1: I'm hosting, Okay, buddy than Larry Shay is minus seventeen
Speaker 1: and a half. We had a discrepancy right before we
Speaker 1: called you Larry. Dylan had to admit that maybe you
Speaker 1: made a mistake here in the tabulation I did. I
Speaker 1: had to take over for Ray this week because he's
Speaker 1: a little under the weather and not that raise exactly
Speaker 1: a mathematician to begin with. But I did make an
Speaker 1: error curious math here all around Danny minus seventeen and
Speaker 1: a half units for Shay debatable, and then bad Larry
Speaker 1: lost two units. He is down a forty burn Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Uh do you want to uh? You you faded Bad
Speaker 1: Larry and Shay on the TCU. Bet it works every time, Dan,
Speaker 1: This is some bullshit. Why bad juju? It's an inside
Speaker 1: of my head now I'm questioning what I'm doing. It's
Speaker 1: really cursed everything, honestly, Uh, Dylan, you want to recap
Speaker 1: your week? Yeah? Um, I had one unit on LS
Speaker 1: moneyline for Georgia. I think we all know who that went.
Speaker 1: That was a flyer UM obviously Kansas State plus two
Speaker 1: and after first TCU lay up lay up right there,
Speaker 1: it wasn't a loss for me. I want to reach
Speaker 1: count though, UM per due plus seventeen. First Michigan that
Speaker 1: lost USC minus three versus Utah. I don't even know
Speaker 1: why I picked that. I think I was like hammer
Speaker 1: or something, and because I'm pretty sure I wanted Utah.
Speaker 1: But you weren't hammered. You were here, No, no, when
Speaker 1: I made the pick, like on Saturday, she's the only
Speaker 1: one who gets hammered here. Yeah. How how many white
Speaker 1: claws are we in? We're three D one point five?
Speaker 1: Okay one and a half. Um. And then I did
Speaker 1: lay five units on uc F plus three and afganst
Speaker 1: t Lane. I was not a believer. I actually think
Speaker 1: two wins kind of good. Legit. Um, they would be
Speaker 1: in the playoffs this year. Rif we had the twelve
Speaker 1: team playlets. It just is weird saying tu Lane is
Speaker 1: like a legit, like they could play USC. I think
Speaker 1: they play USC, right, yes, yeah, I think that will
Speaker 1: actually be a competitive gay um. But then I did
Speaker 1: go undefeated with a push in NFL. Shay, do you
Speaker 1: want to recap anything college football lines? Yeah, that TCU
Speaker 1: loss is not actually a loss. I'm taking that off
Speaker 1: of It doesn't work that way. It does for me
Speaker 1: in my head. Yea, in your head, yep, perception is reality. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: you were you you want on Fresno. I did Fresno
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for that pick you had North Texas.
Speaker 1: That was a bad pick. Yes, it was bad, Larry.
Speaker 1: Do you have any highlights? I'm jumping on his bandwagon there.
Speaker 1: That TC who not a loss for me either? Then?
Speaker 1: Was a touchdown Layer. Well, Larry, the up put four
Speaker 1: units on it. I want four units on that and
Speaker 1: got beat. Not gonna have the over in the Georgia game,
Speaker 1: which I don't know. They score a hundred again, I
Speaker 1: guess yeah, that one pretty easily, all right, as we yes, Larry,
Speaker 1: anything else, No, I'm just gonna say to forty units,
Speaker 1: province one by forty last night, Dan, I don't think
Speaker 1: I didn't have that lay An eight team, but was
Speaker 1: going to show it's my basketball squad. Here we go numerology.
Speaker 1: How desperate are you? Shocked them down? Four to you?
Speaker 1: And it's but okay, I went big this week. We'll
Speaker 1: come to me. Sha Shae had an excuse. He's in
Speaker 1: Germany getting hammered over there, placed in bets August Stein
Speaker 1: or hell set on the podcast half the time, Dan,
Speaker 1: here we go kidding me. I called in from freaking Germany. Larry,
Speaker 1: you're a freaking regatta as a pumpkin, Regatta crazy. Yeah, Larry,
Speaker 1: you have no excuses. You didn't have no excuses. I
Speaker 1: will be plus. I will be plus by the end
Speaker 1: of the year. I'll take a bet on that I
Speaker 1: will mash the other side of I will take a
Speaker 1: bet on that give me money. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the line is on. It should be mine has ten
Speaker 1: thousand that he's not positive. I take one that please.
Speaker 1: By the way, I gotta give credit to the guy
Speaker 1: at the bodega down the street from Dylan's apartment who said,
Speaker 1: take Morocco to upset Spain the Oracle, and you have
Speaker 1: Morocco to win it all at plus ten thousand. Now
Speaker 1: they're plus thirty five to win at all. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know, I know I could sell that ticket right now.
Speaker 1: I didn't put fifty on it. I wouldn't five grand.
Speaker 1: Okay there, which clearly isn't gonna happen because why would it.
Speaker 1: But for now we can live in that reality. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're ready to do college football, Dylan. Since you're in
Speaker 1: the lead, you get to go first. Obviously, all we
Speaker 1: got this weekend Army Navy. Um, I'm going over thirty
Speaker 1: two and a half. I'm I'm fading myself and kind
Speaker 1: of history here. Well, isn't the aren't they famous for
Speaker 1: going under? Oh yeah, fourteen in a row, fourteen games
Speaker 1: in a row, and you got it at thirty two?
Speaker 1: And it's literally I think only Iowa, I think, has
Speaker 1: beaten that under this season. Um, this feels like a
Speaker 1: last second nineteen sixteen games. This is a backdoor cover
Speaker 1: to make it thirty three. And the kick is up
Speaker 1: and it's gonne, it's gonna be, it's gonna be sitting
Speaker 1: at thirty Alright, you have two units? Two units on that? Okay? Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. Okay, Shay, Army plus two and a half,
Speaker 1: all day, raw raw, USA, all right, and bad Larry.
Speaker 1: I think it's a tense ten seven Navy final, but
Speaker 1: I don't want anything on the over under. I have
Speaker 1: Navy minustertone a half. I feel great, Danny, you two
Speaker 1: because I only have I only have one unit on that. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you feel better because Bad Larry took Navy? Larry's
Speaker 1: lack of confidence in that, though, makes leads me to
Speaker 1: believe that maybe problems they're gonna win thirty to two. Uh.
Speaker 1: Is there anything you'd like to recap on the NFL
Speaker 1: last week dealing, Um no, I actually went the Commander's
Speaker 1: Giants over under was a plush, but it went into
Speaker 1: O t good Giants money line was oh yeah, she
Speaker 1: had half of you Giants money. Um, but no that
Speaker 1: actually honestly, NFL build me out last week, um uh,
Speaker 1: Eagles versus Titans was an easy one. Broncos Ravens under yeah,
Speaker 1: um there was ten ten nine Final Bills minus three
Speaker 1: and a half. Yeah, Larry and I rode that one together.
Speaker 1: That was an easy one. Okay, So NFL picks this week,
Speaker 1: I'll start with you, Dylan, Um already tonight, I'm going
Speaker 1: Raiders Rams under forty four. Um, Giants Eagles under forty
Speaker 1: five obviously, and Chiefs to Broncos under forty three and
Speaker 1: a half. It's eleven and one on the season. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna write it. I mean, taking the under with
Speaker 1: the Broncos, you would be eleven and one. This yeah,
Speaker 1: my god, I know that was my I was like,
Speaker 1: I've been betting on the Giants under this whole time
Speaker 1: and it was right under my name. Anything else. Yep,
Speaker 1: Bill's minus sign half against the Jets. They lost the Jets,
Speaker 1: so I think they're gonna come out firing. UM and
Speaker 1: it's in Buffalo. UM. Ravens plus two and a half
Speaker 1: against the Stiller's Divisional game. Ravens is an underdog. I
Speaker 1: love and Tyler Huntley. I do like Tyler Huntley's a
Speaker 1: backup quarterback. He's good. I'm a big Lamar fan, but
Speaker 1: I think he might actually be the most capable backup
Speaker 1: in the league. Brock Purty has a question for you,
Speaker 1: Brock Party is gonna get this ship kicked out of him.
Speaker 1: By the way, you don't bet on the Ravens when
Speaker 1: their favorites. And you're betting on the Ravens because they're dogs, Okay,
Speaker 1: but they all every time, so they're getting two and
Speaker 1: a half they o. But yeah, I hate them as favorites.
Speaker 1: Anything else yep. And Chargers plus three and a half
Speaker 1: against the Dolphins on Sunday Night Football. I was I'm
Speaker 1: a sucker for a plus three and a half. Yeah,
Speaker 1: home dog there. Let's go to Shay and Irving his
Speaker 1: NFL picks this week. I got Philly Giants over forty
Speaker 1: four and a half. I love that bet. I got
Speaker 1: the Niners laying three and a half. Now it was
Speaker 1: three when I made the bet shi it changes great,
Speaker 1: it's right here in front of us. It's when the
Speaker 1: bet on the show. I will tell you right now.
Speaker 1: As of right now, it is three and a half. Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: three and a half. Lay it the fighting felin onious
Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson's plus six. You gotta work on that delivery alright,
Speaker 1: and Lions, I'm laying the two and a half a line.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. I don't give it, Damn,
Speaker 1: I love I looked at that game for like an
Speaker 1: hour and I was like, I don't I love the
Speaker 1: Lions laying two and a half. Here. Are you betting
Speaker 1: anything else here? Goddamn right, I'm betting Montana State minus
Speaker 1: eight against the St. Thomas Tommy's St. Paul Minnesota. Craig
Speaker 1: Kilbourne went to Montana State basketball there. Yeah, buddy of
Speaker 1: mine went to St. Thomas and he's real dumb. So
Speaker 1: I'm Montana State. Do you want to mention his name? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: we call him the banker and the banker anything else? Nope? Okay?
Speaker 1: Uh bad, Larry, Okay, I got a bunch of three
Speaker 1: units back desperation. We go on George fifty right away.
Speaker 1: I go right against say, I got the Vikings perfect
Speaker 1: two and a half. Thank god. I got the Bills
Speaker 1: minus to nine and a half against the Jets, the
Speaker 1: same sid that's a Dylan on that the Bengals minus
Speaker 1: to six against the Browns. Hallelujah. Everybody celebrates when when
Speaker 1: you go opposite them, the data is there. Four against
Speaker 1: the Titans. My boys asked me if I was going
Speaker 1: to do the patriotic thing, and bet I ran against
Speaker 1: America because it's so America, because celebrate. But I didn't.
Speaker 1: And soccer in the soccer in the first round. I
Speaker 1: actually bet on I bet on us. But why does
Speaker 1: that matter now, Larry, valid question. No, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: my boys are agreeing with you that they want me
Speaker 1: to go against them. They'll they'll, they'll have their come up,
Speaker 1: and we're not worried. Okay, what else do you have,
Speaker 1: Larry Jack? Jags plus four against the Titans, Texans plus
Speaker 1: sixteen and a half against the Cowboys, biggest, biggest line
Speaker 1: of the season so far. Right now, are you guys,
Speaker 1: Are you guys thinking of fading? Larry? Oh, you're not? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right? So the Texans three unit, that's a're afraid
Speaker 1: the three and a half against the Bucks. It was
Speaker 1: straight when I bet a to shave, by the way,
Speaker 1: and I got the Broncos plus the nine and a
Speaker 1: half against the Chiefs. You get nine, okay, and then
Speaker 1: I have two unit over underbet okay, I want I
Speaker 1: know Ray is sick or someone sick. But someone checked
Speaker 1: that Raider's rams line for me, because I had over
Speaker 1: forty three and a half. Okay, forty three and a half.
Speaker 1: I know that's coming down, so have the over on that.
Speaker 1: I also have the over on the Giants Eagles game.
Speaker 1: And I heard you guys say it was forty four
Speaker 1: and a half forty five both on the over lines,
Speaker 1: moving in our favorite Larris go yep, over forty five,
Speaker 1: rating it down. And then I have the under on
Speaker 1: the forty Niners Bucks game. What do you have it
Speaker 1: at half? What happens? Seven? All right? Take another a
Speaker 1: half point? Dan? Oh? But you never go oh, that's great.
Speaker 1: You only bitch when you feel like I'm sticking it
Speaker 1: to you. I bet the over gooes from my line
Speaker 1: shows forty two and a half right now. I looked
Speaker 1: at it before to show what I called here what
Speaker 1: out you got? It's an off shore account it's a
Speaker 1: different system. Yeah. Also for forty years, Um, Dan, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna obviously, since Shane and Larry are both on the
Speaker 1: Niners minus three and a half, I will be taking
Speaker 1: the Bucks plus three and a half for two. And
Speaker 1: it's what's ride, Larry? Come on, this is like, this
Speaker 1: is my money printing machine these days. Why did you
Speaker 1: watch Tom Brady's miraculous comeback Monday night? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: we have a plus four, so we didn't care. You know,
Speaker 1: I was almost rooting for him. But it's wearing in
Speaker 1: one with like six minutes ago in a game from
Speaker 1: the fifty yard line and they throw that stupid passing
Speaker 1: complete and then they punt. Just run those two times.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, over sixteen three Todd Bowls not Bowl that
Speaker 1: was Ceo Ellioto. He was Bowels on the Jets to
Speaker 1: sALS Is the coach too. He's not good, so Todd Bowles.
Speaker 1: But that was bad coaching on the Saints part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was terrible, both of them. Yeah, that game anyway,
Speaker 1: it was a nightmare. But but but Vowels also had
Speaker 1: an office. Here's the thing. At the fourth quarter, nobody
Speaker 1: goes on Tom Brady. Did you see him? He for
Speaker 1: three enough quarters. Didn't do anything, not a single thing.
Speaker 1: That's that's more more of an issue. I think for me,
Speaker 1: Brady was like, all right, you guys don't want to
Speaker 1: win this game. I'll win this game. And then he
Speaker 1: did that, but didn't do anything for the first three
Speaker 1: enough quarters. It's it's kind of bogus that you get
Speaker 1: that stat like game winning driver fourth quarter comeback if
Speaker 1: you literally were just complacing for three and a half quarters.
Speaker 1: Looked awful. Yeah. I think they might wake him up
Speaker 1: a little bit this weekend. Their defense is good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be yelling at so many offensive line is
Speaker 1: going to three interceptions that I'll call you right now.
Speaker 1: Also post game, when it's his daughter's birthday, he's bringing
Speaker 1: that up in the middle of a divorce, on top
Speaker 1: of the fact that he refused to retire to spend
Speaker 1: time with his family. It was just dirty. Just shut up, man,
Speaker 1: take the shut up. Bring your daughter into this ship.
Speaker 1: Well look at but she did say, you know, it's
Speaker 1: my birthday. But Dad, you're playing the Saints and you
Speaker 1: don't do well against Also, Dad, you have cheek I plants.
Speaker 1: It looks weird. It looks weird on TV. We do
Speaker 1: not know he has cheeking. I'm honestly, I've been convinced
Speaker 1: he doesn't have cheek. I plant does he does. He's
Speaker 1: got all kinds of new stuff. Paple to the back
Speaker 1: of his head. You got the eyelid lift above him.
Speaker 1: He got a weird Do you not like him? No?
Speaker 1: I don't like him at all at all. Well, first off,
Speaker 1: he left a woman that was pregnant to go with
Speaker 1: a supermodel. That was weird. And secondly, he refused to
Speaker 1: retire when he got Hunter in the hell, there's a
Speaker 1: studio malfunction. My studio is falling apart. Here the soundproofing here.
Speaker 1: Just hit me in the back of the head. Dan,
Speaker 1: he just knocked the wall down. I knocked down wall.
Speaker 1: There was a ghost of Tom Brady. Yeah, next gen
Speaker 1: of the Year, Kennedy, Next gena your Kennedy's Anthony Lincoln
Speaker 1: and Jake Sullivan. We were the worst trade in the
Speaker 1: history of They got they got. That's called getting fleeced.
Speaker 1: They got fleeced. Brother, you should have had two first
Speaker 1: rounders for that one arms dealer, you got one. I
Speaker 1: think I think the Merchant of Death gets you at
Speaker 1: least tick at least too who am I talking to?
Speaker 1: Come on fleece, no do just in time for Christmas
Speaker 1: whatever that translates to in Russia. Got roped. Uh, that's it.
Speaker 1: That's Dan Patrick takes a gamble for this week, Bad Larry,
Speaker 1: Are you gonna join show your face up here one
Speaker 1: of these days on my next Now, I was gonna
Speaker 1: say my next winning weekend, but weekend this is We're
Speaker 1: gonna run away with this? Um, Yes I will, but
Speaker 1: I can't promise when Dan, Okay, but I just want
Speaker 1: to alert the staff that Bad Larry's coming in if
Speaker 1: they want to make signs or make fun of you
Speaker 1: any of those things. You know what, I'd have to
Speaker 1: buy a thirty pack of Budweiser and that'll be traveling
Speaker 1: with me, Damn and Larry. I want to I want
Speaker 1: to go head to head too, Dirty Rack and Dylan,
Speaker 1: your child, I'm here, child. Your hair? Is your hair
Speaker 1: still purple? Um? And it is? It has? It has
Speaker 1: a bluish hue. Okay, a bluish hue. It was actually
Speaker 1: really nice. I had to go to a funeral on Monday,
Speaker 1: and I looked like an asshole with my blue hair
Speaker 1: shining through the stained glass window, which I forgot about
Speaker 1: until someone pointed it out. And then there's gonna be
Speaker 1: a side bet. It's Dylan and Shave versus bad Larry
Speaker 1: drinking bud Wizers. Yeah, yeah, well it's a it's like
Speaker 1: a round. It's one v one v one. Let's go.
Speaker 1: I mean no, no, no, I'm not I don't do tequila,
Speaker 1: n't I stay well, I don't know. It's just bud
Speaker 1: was but a day. Yeah, it's just bud all day.
Speaker 1: That's and Larry, when you hit the deck, Shane start drinking. Hoo. See, Dylan,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tuck you in it at your mom. I'll
Speaker 1: drive you into your mother's home when you can't even
Speaker 1: talk anymore, and then I'm gonna go out for the
Speaker 1: rest of the night. I will say this, Um, Larry
Speaker 1: can't pick games, but I would pick him. If we're
Speaker 1: going to have a Budweiser off, I'll take that action. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you like or something. He's in. He's in the running,
Speaker 1: running up against the pro jolant. I will say this
Speaker 1: that I've gone to parties and Larry will stay when
Speaker 1: the younger kids do like beer pong and everybody else
Speaker 1: goes home. And then he'll dominate them in beer pong,
Speaker 1: and they're like, why the hell are you still here? Yes? No,
Speaker 1: it is creepy that I'm the only one who want
Speaker 1: you to leave. All his friends want me to stay. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But but say if we if we're doing the Rainbow
Speaker 1: of liquor and everything and everything else that goes with that,
Speaker 1: and you're a number one seed overall, thank you very much. Damn,
Speaker 1: I'll take you in that game. Then we'll go to
Speaker 1: to Oh, let's go all day Hell yeah, no problem, whatsoever?
Speaker 1: What I lack in years, Larry, I make up for
Speaker 1: lack of organ function. Yeah, uh, that would be interesting.
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody wins if you three go against
Speaker 1: each other. It is l l L Yeah. Yeah, beer
Speaker 1: people can win if you start going to brown forget
Speaker 1: about drink, Larry. Larry can't drink wine. He can't do
Speaker 1: anything that's got bourbon or whiskey drink. I'll drink. I'm
Speaker 1: not as much of a beer guy as I used
Speaker 1: to be, but I can if if called upon, I
Speaker 1: will exactly answer that answer. What do you mean used
Speaker 1: to be your seven? When did you used to be
Speaker 1: a beer guy? Now I drink liquor and hard cells
Speaker 1: like a pussy. I can't drink beer that much anymore.
Speaker 1: Looks forty. To be fair, I have terribly Larry. I
Speaker 1: watch out, you are an old looking car and coming
Speaker 1: up the afternoon's open. I will say I've seen bad
Speaker 1: Larry in action before. I'm not. I'm not, and I've
Speaker 1: I've gone out drinking once with Shay and you know
Speaker 1: that was it was at a week I think that
Speaker 1: we went. We was yeah, wild Bill wild Bill er
Speaker 1: former cameraman, and I had not been out with Shave before.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, you know, start drinking a few,
Speaker 1: you know quick, and then I'm like, I gotta drive
Speaker 1: back home. And I was like, you know, he wanted
Speaker 1: to do brown liquor. And then I go, you know,
Speaker 1: I I loved my cameraman, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: drink that much. In honor, you got to get out
Speaker 1: when you get your car up the next I didn't
Speaker 1: want it to be my wake. Uh it was. It
Speaker 1: was best to get out for the day. But bad
Speaker 1: Larry is not good at picking football games. But it's
Speaker 1: not that I doubt Larry's prowess. It's that I'm confident
Speaker 1: in my own ability. Okay, same here it's beer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll drink beer all day. Okay, all right, I'll set
Speaker 1: this up. I'll set it up. We may have to
Speaker 1: maybe do a little video action. How about whoever finishes
Speaker 1: last this year units? No, no, they buy all the
Speaker 1: beer for what. I think that the bet should be
Speaker 1: like twenty units per person, and whoever drinks the most
Speaker 1: or can stop standing the last wins. But I don't
Speaker 1: know how we decide who wins. Well, I mean, we
Speaker 1: may as well just have Larry go buy the beer now.
Speaker 1: If it's last place it buys the beer. I mean,
Speaker 1: let's be honest. Barring any material change, I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's even twenty years, I gonna help. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: still done. Okay, so we have I figure I pick
Speaker 1: up a thirty pack about for me and a thirty
Speaker 1: pack for those two to split getting some looks here,
Speaker 1: bad layer. In five minutes, we'll have to run to
Speaker 1: the store and get another one. See I will. I
Speaker 1: will say this, though, bad Larry like Shay is real.
Speaker 1: You know when people say she really like that, Yes
Speaker 1: he is, but his real is different than you're real.
Speaker 1: You're real good at drinking beer. Sheha is really good
Speaker 1: at being Shay and I would not it sounds like
Speaker 1: it sounds like a great time, Dan, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: By the way, Shay and Irving Podcast, The Degenerative the year.
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Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian, a few other misfits around there. But we're
Speaker 1: recording the pod tonight. Danny'll be out tomorrow. Okay. So
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Speaker 1: good luck this weekend and we will talk to talk
Speaker 1: to you next week. Better. Thank you,