Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Oh oh my god, I'm so excited
Speaker 1: about this parade of gentlemen that are here. I mean
Speaker 1: a parade of too. This is an exciting parade. There's
Speaker 1: two Grand Marshals and I on my tree, and I'm
Speaker 1: blanked by that. I'm gonna take a screen grap This
Speaker 1: is a right. Everybody looked really hansome. What three? I
Speaker 1: looked very innsome with that I don't know about very handsome,
Speaker 1: very has Hello. Welcome to another episode of Will Except
Speaker 1: This Rose. My name is Ronald Marine, coming to you
Speaker 1: from my mom's boogie apartment in New York City with
Speaker 1: me today. I mean, these are two of my faves.
Speaker 1: These are two hunky gentlemen. These are two hilarious gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Our first gentle him. He took a swing at love
Speaker 1: last year at the birthday bachelorette um. He sleeps in
Speaker 1: a sarcophagus upside down in a cave. He doesn't quite
Speaker 1: know how to pronounce my name. He has been undead
Speaker 1: for thousands of years, and yes, even as a vampire,
Speaker 1: he still wears a sporty jean and a pirate shirt.
Speaker 1: But you might know him as an actor, a podcast host,
Speaker 1: a host of the incredibly popular podcast With the Dollar.
Speaker 1: He was a writer on Arrested Development, he's a writer
Speaker 1: on You're the Worst, and right now he's a writer
Speaker 1: on the adult swim Real Crackers. He's also a brilliant
Speaker 1: stand up who is on tour and you can find
Speaker 1: all of his tour dates on his uh Instagram page,
Speaker 1: probably or a leaked to his website, Ladies and Gentlemen,
Speaker 1: Dracula Garrett's Rental. Hello Dracula, how are you, Harry? I
Speaker 1: should not be up as too early, I burn. I
Speaker 1: see you got a lot of work done. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: yes much both dogs. Um. I don't know. It's weird
Speaker 1: because you introduced me in the character and then the Gareth.
Speaker 1: So I'm in character. I guess I like a character.
Speaker 1: What What part of the world have you been right now? Character? California,
Speaker 1: United States? I'm not familiar with exotic It's it's it's
Speaker 1: only the world's sixth largest economy, so d yeah take it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: take that Sweden or Finland. Um, and yes, I am
Speaker 1: not on tour, but I have a special coming out
Speaker 1: soon and I'll be announcing that. So follow me at
Speaker 1: Reynolds Gareth on Instagram and Twitter to find out that
Speaker 1: stuff that's all coming out soon. Have you recorded it yet?
Speaker 1: M h I'm editing it right now. Did it go well?
Speaker 1: I bet it did. It's a nightmare. It's not good.
Speaker 1: A lot of money gone. I love that. That's good.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm here for Portland. That's so cool. M hm, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty good. Yeah, speaking it was so cool. There
Speaker 1: was a man with a haircut. I'm sorry, he's looking
Speaker 1: cuter than ever. Uh you know from super Natural? Uh,
Speaker 1: you know him from Lucifer, but most importantly you know
Speaker 1: him as that sort of the year through two? Really
Speaker 1: ever find love? Robbie b b Robbie better day? Are you? Hey? Guys?
Speaker 1: Probably to be back with my favorite Gareth Reynolds. I
Speaker 1: love you back, Robbie. You broke the internet last week.
Speaker 1: Not cool. Yeah, there was a photo that Gareth was
Speaker 1: showing us beforehand. You gotta you gotta make over. What happened? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have a job right now and they needed to
Speaker 1: shave all my hair off. So they shaved all my
Speaker 1: hair off and my beard off. How does that feel? Um?
Speaker 1: I feel just like a little baby boo. Just a
Speaker 1: little baby b we nervous about getting it shaved off
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, it was because my hair was pretty
Speaker 1: long and and you know my that's always my goal
Speaker 1: is to grow my hair as long as possible. Like
Speaker 1: I want to be able to like do this, tuck
Speaker 1: it behind my ears and be like yes, if you
Speaker 1: work too much, they won't the business will not let
Speaker 1: it grow. The business not gonna let it. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it feels like it turned out. Really. Have you gotten
Speaker 1: a positive reaction from the interweb? Yeah, people seem to
Speaker 1: like it. Okay, that's nice, that's exciting. Yeah. Yes, Also
Speaker 1: with us is seven hundred and seventy seven comments anyway, sorry,
Speaker 1: go ahead, seven seven comments Sign of the devil with
Speaker 1: seven go ahead. Okay. Well well well okay, so he's
Speaker 1: downplaying it always jamurring, which is only secure. Okay. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm about to make an announcement, Okay, after I first,
Speaker 1: and I have to bring in our queens, the wind
Speaker 1: beneath my wings, without whom I could not do this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go backwards order. We have a woman who
Speaker 1: I have to say I thought of this morning. So
Speaker 1: I thought, am I registered to vote? I assume I
Speaker 1: am and then, but she says it every time. Dr
Speaker 1: Katie Levine, I went online somehow I'm not I registered
Speaker 1: this mor Did you go to vote dot gov and
Speaker 1: you can check to see if you're registered, and you
Speaker 1: can register and then you can find your polling place
Speaker 1: and make sure you get your ballot. Yeah, that's exactly
Speaker 1: what I did because I thought of you, because I
Speaker 1: saw somebody talking about I thought, well, I assume. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've always voted, but I'm like, sometimes dude, like I mean,
Speaker 1: sometimes you just like get on. It can happen, though,
Speaker 1: I should always check. I got unregistered and I registered
Speaker 1: this morning, thanks because of you, because I was going
Speaker 1: to see you. I'm so glad. Anyone else out there,
Speaker 1: you should have received your ballot already. If you did,
Speaker 1: go to vote dot gov and check to see there's
Speaker 1: Rob's ballot, there's Anna's ballot. I didn't get one yet.
Speaker 1: Mine is mine is on my desk, as Gareth is
Speaker 1: only money. I mean, I think some people do that.
Speaker 1: That's my guy. Oh wow. Yes, but please vote, please
Speaker 1: vote in the upcoming elections. And like I said last week,
Speaker 1: if you live in l A, don't vote for Rick Crusoe,
Speaker 1: and don't not to vote for Caruso. Don't vote no,
Speaker 1: don't listen to all the ads that right, Verry Merrodi
Speaker 1: said Los Angeles last night. Isn't it crazy that the
Speaker 1: person with the most ads people are like seems pretty good?
Speaker 1: It's that simple. Yeah, scary. So with us is a
Speaker 1: woman that I'm about to have the I literally just
Speaker 1: my body just went crazy, and I'm about the most
Speaker 1: exciting slumber party weekend. We're having a fucking extravagance. She's
Speaker 1: flying in New York. We're going to we got v
Speaker 1: I P passes to Bravo con on friend where we're
Speaker 1: gonna go see the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills below deck.
Speaker 1: We're gonna see page to Sorbo from Summer House. Then
Speaker 1: on Saturday, I got invited by Andy Cohen to perform
Speaker 1: on the Don't Be Tardy stage doing a staged reading
Speaker 1: of a classic Real Housewives of New York City episode
Speaker 1: with Susan Lucci and Rachel Lindsay, the Bachelor at and
Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport. I'm gonna play Sonya Morrigan. I bought a
Speaker 1: Sonya by Sonia Morrigan dress, and it's gorgeous. Is gorgeous
Speaker 1: and then on Sunday we're doing our live Oh that
Speaker 1: reminds me. I'm gonna text my friend to see if
Speaker 1: she's coming. We're doing a live We're doing our live
Speaker 1: podcast at Union Hall because we get a couple of
Speaker 1: comps and so if there's if my friend isn't using
Speaker 1: her as, we're gonna raffle them off because we have
Speaker 1: a lot of So we're gonna we're going to message people.
Speaker 1: We know you guys want to come, and we might
Speaker 1: have like four seats available. So um, we're gonna do
Speaker 1: a little like uh, we'll do it in the next
Speaker 1: day or two. Well, so does email us if you're
Speaker 1: dying to come. Well, also, I have a bunch of
Speaker 1: people in my d m s and I also want
Speaker 1: to say, if you need to get rid of your tickets,
Speaker 1: please message me. People are willing to buy your tickets
Speaker 1: full price. Baby will come through, So just let me
Speaker 1: know if you want to sell your tickets hot. So
Speaker 1: here's we we sold. We sold out in twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: So here's the deal. Here's my announcement. And the tickets
Speaker 1: are not up yep. But we are officially doing another
Speaker 1: fully improvised season of the Bachelor where I'm the Bachelorette
Speaker 1: as a present to me my birthday, Saturday, December ten,
Speaker 1: We're gonna do it Friday night, December nine at Dynasty
Speaker 1: Typewriter to kick off the birthday the birthday festivities. We're
Speaker 1: gonna do an entire improvised season of The Bachelorette on stage.
Speaker 1: Gareth is going to be there, Rob is going to
Speaker 1: be there. I can't wait. Katie and Anna are going
Speaker 1: to be there, and we're going to announce there's a
Speaker 1: potential that Lance Bass might be competing for my God,
Speaker 1: like I'm just saying, so we start, we will let
Speaker 1: you know when you can get your tickets, but we're
Speaker 1: gonna still also probably do a moment how situation where
Speaker 1: but we need to sell it out so we can
Speaker 1: prove that we can go on tour. So don't make
Speaker 1: me get my real estate license, because if we don't
Speaker 1: sell it out, I'm gonna have to quit everything and
Speaker 1: get my real estate license. So it's gonna but they're
Speaker 1: not up yet, but just like start making plans. It
Speaker 1: will probably be around seven o'clock Dynasty Typer Friday December
Speaker 1: night in Los Angeles. Okay, you guys here we go,
Speaker 1: so wants to discuss it's weird that paradise in October?
Speaker 1: Do you agree? Yeah, it's weird, but yeah, especially that's
Speaker 1: exactly how I feel. It's weird any time. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's weird any time. So here we are. Teddy has
Speaker 1: just left. Just as a reminder, Rodney's roaming around me,
Speaker 1: like where's Teddy? Um? She ended things with Andrew and left,
Speaker 1: and uh, Rodney is just upset, wants to make sure
Speaker 1: that she's okay. And Rodney decides not to ask anybody
Speaker 1: on a date. He's staying in tonight. Um, you know. Overall,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so hard to even break down four
Speaker 1: hours of entertainment. Do we just want to pick a
Speaker 1: couple and then I'll try to find like do should
Speaker 1: we just what? I'd to start with a big player
Speaker 1: so it doesn't take forever. Let's start. Let's up to me.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about Michael and Sierra. First. What
Speaker 1: in the like, why is he on these shows? Michael
Speaker 1: for the people at home? The widower dad? He did
Speaker 1: this to Katie. He came on, she was all in,
Speaker 1: she seemed even ready to move to acron and nice.
Speaker 1: And Katie was perfectly nice, did not seem like she
Speaker 1: was chasing fame. He like bailed at the last second.
Speaker 1: Here he is again. He's with Sierra. She's sweetest can be.
Speaker 1: She's like starts talking about what it would be like,
Speaker 1: um feeling badly for his son having to deal with
Speaker 1: like a step mom. She wants to have kids. But
Speaker 1: she's so lovely and he's been behaved. He's been leading
Speaker 1: her to believe that. To me as a viewer, the
Speaker 1: way they've edited it, it seems like, of course she
Speaker 1: felt this way. So then she does the sweetest thing
Speaker 1: in the world. She gets he his deceased wife, and
Speaker 1: his son stars together. She buys them stars. Now. My
Speaker 1: brother Howy saw last night and watched this with very
Speaker 1: upset because apparently they didn't look through the right a
Speaker 1: little lens. They didn't they looked through the easy finder.
Speaker 1: I know, I have a telescope. Was very mad about that.
Speaker 1: Alaric was very mad about that. That was so stupid.
Speaker 1: But um, so she was like, and then this son
Speaker 1: of Aghan is like whoa, whoa whoa friend zone? And
Speaker 1: then she's covered in glitter. She leaves and I'm like,
Speaker 1: why are you on the show? What do you want?
Speaker 1: Like you got your new teeth, your new tan, your
Speaker 1: dark hair, like it seems like you just have like
Speaker 1: it's just it's just some ego thing to like get followed,
Speaker 1: like this is some weird psychosis. What the funk is happening.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let Gareth go first, because I saw him
Speaker 1: just take a big exhale and lean back, Take it away,
Speaker 1: Take it away, Gareth. Well, I don't. I it's very
Speaker 1: strange because it is like when he goes back, you'd
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, he's ready. I think I I want
Speaker 1: to be careful because I don't want to accuse him
Speaker 1: of anything. But I think to some extent, you know,
Speaker 1: she did come on real strong, and I think to
Speaker 1: some extent he probably really starts thinking a lot more
Speaker 1: realistically when someone like when someone buys you stars and
Speaker 1: stuff like what her gesture was insanely sweet, So but
Speaker 1: I could also see him being like the one thing
Speaker 1: I always lose in this show is how long have
Speaker 1: this How long has this been going on? It's been
Speaker 1: like five two and a half days. It's not long
Speaker 1: at all, So so it's very it's very fast to
Speaker 1: be buying stars for the Sun, And I think that
Speaker 1: he probably just felt a little taken Aback. I do
Speaker 1: think the timing was bad. I think if you're him,
Speaker 1: put a pin in it, you know, and maybe wait
Speaker 1: for a bet like it's the weird segue to be like,
Speaker 1: it's awesome, there's are in space, speaking of space. I
Speaker 1: need way more of it from you. So I think
Speaker 1: maybe absorbed the gesture and then the next morning maybe
Speaker 1: go with the like, hey, I've been thinking about it.
Speaker 1: I've been ruminated. But it did it. I mean, it
Speaker 1: was obviously so traumatic that she was like, I'm leaving
Speaker 1: the show. Well he want to be friends, like he
Speaker 1: broke up with her, and yeah, there's a way to
Speaker 1: maybe go. I think he also threw the baby out
Speaker 1: with the bathwater where he didn't like maybe he could
Speaker 1: just like to be a little panic but take a
Speaker 1: breath and still progress, like at his own page, Katie,
Speaker 1: Katie see Katie wanted to get in Katie. Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, I want to say last week I speculated
Speaker 1: that maybe that he thus still live in Ohio, maybe
Speaker 1: move to Cleveland. I had multiple people reach out to
Speaker 1: me he still lives in Akron. They see him around Akron.
Speaker 1: He definitely still lives there. Um in Akron's beautiful by
Speaker 1: the way, Anthony's from Cleveland where in that part of
Speaker 1: Ohio a lot um but he I I think I
Speaker 1: think I agree with Gareth. I think she was nothing
Speaker 1: but sweet and she was moving at the pace that
Speaker 1: everyone else on that on that beach moves at. But
Speaker 1: most of those people don't have a child, and they're
Speaker 1: not a widower, and it's very different for him. Like
Speaker 1: when they were laying on that David and she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to a stepmom. You just saw it kind
Speaker 1: of sink into him in his eyes. He's just like wait, what,
Speaker 1: Like I think the reality sat in that, like, you know,
Speaker 1: his kids involved, and it's it's much bigger to him,
Speaker 1: and I think he just got really freaked out. I
Speaker 1: have to say, just as like the side of this
Speaker 1: podcast that actually has like real life advice. Sometimes I remember, now,
Speaker 1: granted I am currently divorced from this person, but when
Speaker 1: I first started dating my eggs, he was very in
Speaker 1: fast okay, and I was always a very independent person,
Speaker 1: and he would say stuff to me quickly, like I
Speaker 1: want to spend the rest of my life with you,
Speaker 1: which for some women that might be the best thing
Speaker 1: for me, that would be worse than saying, like I
Speaker 1: shaved off all your hair in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1: Like that was almost panicky. I used to just feel captured.
Speaker 1: I would want to cut and run, just the saying
Speaker 1: that is the worst possibly thing you could have said
Speaker 1: to somebody like me. But I had a friend who
Speaker 1: helped sort of talk me off the ledge and say
Speaker 1: a that I didn't need to say me too, and
Speaker 1: then in the back of my brain that I could
Speaker 1: go for today. For today he wants to do that
Speaker 1: like that, and it doesn't mean that I'm agreeing to
Speaker 1: be his wife, and it doesn't mean like we didn't
Speaker 1: live together for six years until we got engaged. Like
Speaker 1: it's just like that. Just because somebody else can be
Speaker 1: the gas pedal doesn't mean that you can't then pump
Speaker 1: the brakes a little and then still set your own course.
Speaker 1: Maybe if somebody else is excited, you don't need to
Speaker 1: cut and run. It's the Kidston, It's the kid and
Speaker 1: it's it's also like the show, because the show is
Speaker 1: being like you have to get engaged, you have to
Speaker 1: get engaged, and I think the show puts a lot
Speaker 1: of pressure on them. I see Robbie b be leaking
Speaker 1: forward repensively. Yes, he also yeah, and he's a widower
Speaker 1: who my fifteen year old daughter walks through the room
Speaker 1: and was like he needs therapy, and I literally think
Speaker 1: he did, Like that's where. However, I also agree with Gareth,
Speaker 1: like she she came on super hot, Like it's it's
Speaker 1: like it really not that much time has passed. It's
Speaker 1: really been just a couple of days and she's already
Speaker 1: buying stars. I just it just feels a little bit like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's uh been the final night that should
Speaker 1: have been the final night, right exactly. And but I
Speaker 1: do agree that I don't know why he cut her off, Like, look,
Speaker 1: this is the show. If you want to stay out
Speaker 1: there on the beach, let like at least lead her
Speaker 1: on for a couple more dates, litter because it's women
Speaker 1: have the power. And he cut her off, like you know,
Speaker 1: a few hours before the women were going to go
Speaker 1: on and say who they wanted to stay, right, which
Speaker 1: we still haven't gotten to yet, but you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, So what's who's he going to go with?
Speaker 1: Like he's he's done that. We only had one rose
Speaker 1: ceremony so far. Yeah, that was no rose ceremony. There
Speaker 1: was nothing Monday, Jesse Palmer, there's no rose ceremony. Anna.
Speaker 1: What are your thoughts on this, Michaelson, okay, for I
Speaker 1: have a lot of thoughts. First, I don't think Siara so.
Speaker 1: Siara left because she's like, I don't want us to
Speaker 1: watch him date other people, which is understandable. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: either if you were like starting to get invest did
Speaker 1: you buy someone some stars and they're like, sorry, it's
Speaker 1: too much. But in my opinion, she shouldn't have left.
Speaker 1: He should have left. He basically told us all he
Speaker 1: wasn't ready to be there, and then he stayed. That
Speaker 1: was weird. And then see, that's why you're a doctor.
Speaker 1: Thanks to our sleuthing slew thing slew thing listeners who
Speaker 1: tagged me everything to have ever existed, and God bless
Speaker 1: all of you, because I know more about Bachelor Nation
Speaker 1: than really is appropriate. And I learned thanks to a
Speaker 1: website called Real Bachelor Jobs, who investigate what these people
Speaker 1: really do. This is a great website. Michael is Lokia
Speaker 1: Grifter so honestly fun. That guy he during the pandemic,
Speaker 1: he price gouged the ship out of Ppe like he
Speaker 1: bought a bunch of ppe and then charged more for it,
Speaker 1: basically like flipped it, and then created all these different
Speaker 1: companies that do all these different things that are all
Speaker 1: like kind of like, uh so, anyway, feel free to
Speaker 1: go look him up. Michael on for the Stars, he
Speaker 1: condor for Stars. He got the stars out of her.
Speaker 1: So if I verry circling bag theory that he's here
Speaker 1: for the followers, not actually looking for love, and that,
Speaker 1: to me, it's the equivalent of like a crushed collector.
Speaker 1: But it's like there's like a weird psychosis of I
Speaker 1: don't think anyone. I don't think any pace she could
Speaker 1: have gone at. Let's say she didn't do the Stars.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's any pace that anybody in this setting,
Speaker 1: any contestant could do that would not end with him
Speaker 1: cutting and running at some point. If he's a grifter,
Speaker 1: then that adds a new light to it. I just
Speaker 1: think it's a great word. It's a great word. You
Speaker 1: picture stiff. It's fine. I have a question though, because
Speaker 1: I was surprised Michael didn't leave either. I thought he
Speaker 1: would have been the one like I'm going to go home.
Speaker 1: Do you think there was there's someone that he was
Speaker 1: like talking to or someone that he's like waiting to
Speaker 1: get there. No, I don't know. I think there's I
Speaker 1: think they're going to bring someone in last minute that
Speaker 1: he's going to because he or something like that. Because yes,
Speaker 1: and it seemed like when he was at the bar
Speaker 1: lamenting that with else, I was like, he's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1: There was all the Zadie smoke. It's the beginning, Like,
Speaker 1: I feel like they want him to stick around, so
Speaker 1: I feel like there's gonna be like a swooping in
Speaker 1: and saving of him at the last minute, all right,
Speaker 1: circling to the next thing of just as you're saying this,
Speaker 1: I'm just going again because it's to break down. But
Speaker 1: then my that gut then goes to the saga of
Speaker 1: Sally's Suitcase. I loved the fact. Now, according to Anna,
Speaker 1: she heard a podcast with Wells were Well said all
Speaker 1: of this really happened, which in my mind, if I'm
Speaker 1: the producer, they locked me in the trunk, why don't
Speaker 1: I just go stand around the corner. I think it's
Speaker 1: so baller that she comes in. She's like, all of
Speaker 1: you have ship and then she and she leaves, leaves, leave,
Speaker 1: does it again. She's done it twice now, and and
Speaker 1: the thing that she has going for her is she's
Speaker 1: like a Miss America, Like she's so pretty and that
Speaker 1: sort of sorority Texas, like she's a done gun in
Speaker 1: the classic myth America kind of a way. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I loved her leaving. I loved Genevieve being such an idiot,
Speaker 1: like freaking out, even though Genevieve now has like a
Speaker 1: nice like she's like hulked up with Aaron, So like
Speaker 1: Genevieve freaking out about this person even though she's not
Speaker 1: dating Justin. And then her refusing to do it, even
Speaker 1: though she the whole thing was so psychotic that I
Speaker 1: was here for it, Gareth, I mean I it was.
Speaker 1: It sort of felt like how kids. I mean again,
Speaker 1: the whole thing leading up to it was like why
Speaker 1: the funk is she here? But she left so fast
Speaker 1: like everyone did kind of like pile on kind of
Speaker 1: and like get into it. But I mean that whole thing,
Speaker 1: just her whole Bachelor run has been remarkable, remarkable. She's
Speaker 1: been talked about so much and she's been on the
Speaker 1: show for a minute and a half and then she
Speaker 1: I mean, who doesn't want to vibrate her opening. But
Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't know. I kind to me kind
Speaker 1: of felt like a little bit bad, um, just because
Speaker 1: everyone right away, you know, I mean she just really
Speaker 1: was immediately like I'm out of here, and I mean,
Speaker 1: where is this place again? Is it? Where is it?
Speaker 1: It's just north of Okay, so it's not that bad,
Speaker 1: but um, yeah, I don't know. It was crazy. I
Speaker 1: loved it. Was crazy, and I love that she actually left.
Speaker 1: I loved it, Robbie Beebe. I gotta think that the
Speaker 1: producers were really piste off at her. Yeah, because this
Speaker 1: whole thing with the suitcase. Yeah, I mean they really is.
Speaker 1: You haven't seen them go at someone that viciously hate her? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. I enjoyed that she I mean I
Speaker 1: enjoyed it for her sake, that she had her own
Speaker 1: back and that she left. I think it's the fuck
Speaker 1: you I'm out of here, Katie? What did you think? Um?
Speaker 1: I was just like so confused as to what happened,
Speaker 1: because it was like just such a whirlwind or just
Speaker 1: showing up, everyone losing their minds over this girl who
Speaker 1: we barely know. But I guess cause a lot of
Speaker 1: drama stagecoach. But yeah, it was just love that they're
Speaker 1: back at stagecoach too. I love that that's back. I
Speaker 1: love it. They can't get away from stage. They can't.
Speaker 1: It's stagecoach made with every stage coach. I mean, we're
Speaker 1: gonna take good riddance. Though. She seems like just nothing
Speaker 1: but drama. So maybe they're chasing the pretty girl who
Speaker 1: does not want to be there. Yeah yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: like I mean the producers, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe she does suck, maybe the producers just really hate her.
Speaker 1: But either way, it was just a ship show. I
Speaker 1: love that she's like bragging about the three she has
Speaker 1: been like three flights. Three did you miss a flight? No,
Speaker 1: I missed three. I loved it. I was here for
Speaker 1: all of it. We're gonna take a quick break. We'll
Speaker 1: be right back. Yes, that's right, and we're back. I
Speaker 1: have to say, Okay, this is the segment where I
Speaker 1: want to talk about the weird couples that I'm enjoying.
Speaker 1: I am enjoying um Rodney and Lace. Now it looked
Speaker 1: like it was gonna he was Rodney and Loose. I
Speaker 1: have a soft spot for Loose, and she should not
Speaker 1: be back there, probably for her own well being. I
Speaker 1: do remember that she quit drinking. She said it and
Speaker 1: then so clearly that didn't stick. And but she's back.
Speaker 1: And but I love that they're treating thirty two like
Speaker 1: it's like the crone of you know, the Chronics shows
Speaker 1: make it feel so old thirty two. Thirty two? Does
Speaker 1: she have some work done? She looks different. Probably a
Speaker 1: lip situation, as a fair minimum, she felt loose. I
Speaker 1: would generally, I think when you really go for the lips,
Speaker 1: maybe there's a good cheek and like maybe a cheek,
Speaker 1: maybe a little bit of a cheek. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: that's a I think that's the thing. I think there
Speaker 1: could be a little like filler in the cheek, filler
Speaker 1: in the lip, you know what. That's by the way,
Speaker 1: present day, the kids want to look like they want
Speaker 1: They're not trying to be like I didn't do it.
Speaker 1: They want to be like, yeah I did. Like that's
Speaker 1: a good thing. That's a positive. You want that kind
Speaker 1: of silly putty, shine on your head, fall asleep on
Speaker 1: a newspaper, it's there forever. That's sort of even that
Speaker 1: joke is probably people like this old man talking about I.
Speaker 1: But I like that she swooped him with Rodney, and
Speaker 1: Rodney was almost like his guard was down enough to
Speaker 1: be like, okay, Horney lady, alright, great, here we go.
Speaker 1: I was kind of into this weird coupling of Rodney
Speaker 1: and Loose. Dr Banana, How did you feel about this combo? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I felt like Rodney maybe the only guy
Speaker 1: who's actually like mature and could handle Loose if you will.
Speaker 1: All the other guys were like, where is she from?
Speaker 1: You know, like when she came down, they were like
Speaker 1: what what are you? Yes? And when? And what's his name?
Speaker 1: Logan when he got into his altercation with a are
Speaker 1: calling her loose and the way she was like and
Speaker 1: the Logan tastes like, oh no, trying to so bad.
Speaker 1: So I'm glad. I'm glad she found Rodney because he's
Speaker 1: actually like a good you know, like he's like a
Speaker 1: real good person where you're like, wow, yeah, incredible. I'm
Speaker 1: going to skip ahead to my favorite couple, and I
Speaker 1: cannot believe I'm saying this. I mean, it's not my favorite.
Speaker 1: It's not. I mean, obviously Brandon and Serena, like obviously
Speaker 1: they're number one, but like my favorite weird couple. I
Speaker 1: can't believe. I am sincerely rooting for and enjoy and
Speaker 1: I'm tickled by Jacob and Jill. So they went on
Speaker 1: a date. So Tarzan and Jill and Jill who's been
Speaker 1: so extreme with her, like her facial expressions, her moods,
Speaker 1: her oh my god, like so extra and her she's
Speaker 1: got no games. And like Tarzan who's working out by
Speaker 1: putting like rubber bands around his sides and like fucking
Speaker 1: the air and everybody, like, I mean, he's like who
Speaker 1: public whose public workout? His thrusts, but he was just
Speaker 1: like eighty five wow, and I haven't even finished. And
Speaker 1: so what do you do? I do some bush up
Speaker 1: and thrusts. I do squats and bench bangs, bench bangs,
Speaker 1: you know. Usual. His haircut is so stupid. I also
Speaker 1: think he's huge, Like when he was walking with Jill,
Speaker 1: I'm like this guy, like, I think he's dumb as
Speaker 1: a stump. So they get they go on a private day.
Speaker 1: They go on one on one and they go it's
Speaker 1: a full moon sexual energy crystal bath lady where she
Speaker 1: has to and he so he's like every day I've
Speaker 1: been breathing and it's breathing leaves a lot of inflation. Okay,
Speaker 1: that was inflation, and it's Joe Biden's economies inside of
Speaker 1: and twice as much. When it gets tight, you don't
Speaker 1: even realize understand how valuable air really is. Guess up,
Speaker 1: he's an idiot. So then they like get oiled down,
Speaker 1: and then they start howling at the moon, and then
Speaker 1: they're like, okay, pick like a phallic crystal, and then
Speaker 1: you're going to do a nude howling oiled crystal ceremony
Speaker 1: under the moon in front of me, in front of
Speaker 1: this lady. So yet again there's another guy with an
Speaker 1: enormous cross tattoo on his ribs, just as the Lord
Speaker 1: intended in Paradise. Fully nude oiled down, they go like,
Speaker 1: but but but he's so taller than her that his
Speaker 1: butt shelf is like up like at her shoulder blades,
Speaker 1: and her little butt is underneath. And they have to
Speaker 1: hold hands and say with each other's favorite parts of
Speaker 1: their body, like her butt, and then he likes the arms,
Speaker 1: and then they start like howling and um, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I feel so seen, and um it was, and then
Speaker 1: they started doing um tongue kissing and it was and
Speaker 1: I was actually like here for the whole thing. And
Speaker 1: then they came back and Dr Kira came back. They
Speaker 1: just like Jeels finally happy, She's finally got and Kira,
Speaker 1: in a thirsty move, was like you felt like home,
Speaker 1: I'm here for you. And he talked to her way
Speaker 1: too long until her enemy Justin goes and Brittany they're like, dude,
Speaker 1: you gotta go, and then like and then they're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I like you. I mean, okay, all of that is
Speaker 1: on the table, Bob, you get to go first. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I I loved it. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I loved it. And they're both so weird, the same
Speaker 1: level of weird. I feel like she's amped up the
Speaker 1: weird to sort of equal his his natural weird. Their
Speaker 1: birthdays or a day apart, like they seem you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And I think she's she's in for
Speaker 1: when they were like found that they had the date
Speaker 1: together and they both kind of went crazy at the
Speaker 1: same time, and it was like yeah, and honestly, the
Speaker 1: naked thing, you know, I can relate. It's like it's
Speaker 1: it's hard to do in front of people, and uh,
Speaker 1: but she did it, and like, you know, I was,
Speaker 1: I was there for it. And he's so dumb. But yeah,
Speaker 1: and like when he was went away and talked to
Speaker 1: whatever her name is that came in. Yeah she uh,
Speaker 1: that was so weird. I don't know why. I don't
Speaker 1: know why what she was really thinking. And and then
Speaker 1: so and then after that, so so she talks, she
Speaker 1: talks to Tarzan, and Tarzan's like uh. And then finally
Speaker 1: like they go away from each other and then she
Speaker 1: pulls aside Romeo. Yeah, Romeo looks like. Romeo runs up
Speaker 1: to her like yeah, and she's like she's like, you're
Speaker 1: the only one who doesn't slutch me. You don't judge me.
Speaker 1: And then they hold that. He starts crying and because
Speaker 1: it was incredible because there's no women on the beach,
Speaker 1: all these women keep self eliminating, so the guys are
Speaker 1: freaking out. So here's his life jacket. Now, if you
Speaker 1: never we don't know if you guys both know. But
Speaker 1: both Romeo and Dr Kira are Harvard graduates. These two
Speaker 1: Harvard alumni weeping on the beach holding one another until
Speaker 1: she's like, all right, it's you you, let's go. And
Speaker 1: then he took a seven second pausitive airtime longer, and
Speaker 1: then it was like blinking and it's like okay, but
Speaker 1: he's like, but I want more episodes like these two
Speaker 1: Harvard grads. This shot of him when after she was like,
Speaker 1: we're so we're gonna go, we should we pick each other.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna leave, and there's a shot at him.
Speaker 1: He's biting his lip and he's like that he's still
Speaker 1: there forty five minutes. I'm trying to decide. I was
Speaker 1: trying to figure out wasn't editing because I was like,
Speaker 1: this has to but I do think that was what
Speaker 1: I thought, but she her response was that it wasn't.
Speaker 1: She's like, so it was not. I'm thinking I don't
Speaker 1: want to, but you asked. So it's really weird for me,
Speaker 1: and I think it's also like he's not going to
Speaker 1: get a rose from somebody wants more episodes, and he's like,
Speaker 1: do we do this? Away from the cameras, you could
Speaker 1: see like the beautiful mind, Harvard Brain Mind, palace of
Speaker 1: numbers going by, where he's like, carry the seven roses left.
Speaker 1: She will fuck you. Probably you made out you wept,
Speaker 1: so there's no coming back from that. You said you
Speaker 1: wanted to love, that's really why you're here, but know
Speaker 1: how to not say yes. He did not know how
Speaker 1: to say no. Yeah okay. But when they're doing their
Speaker 1: exit interview and his face and they kept zooming in
Speaker 1: on it, literally has a hostage in his own love story.
Speaker 1: It's like they should win best in a photography that DP,
Speaker 1: that DP was the best Haiti No, it was, Yeah,
Speaker 1: his face, he just looked like he was trapped. He
Speaker 1: just looked like help me, help me, help me, like
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. It almost looked like he wasn't going to
Speaker 1: get in the car. I thought she was going to
Speaker 1: get in the car and he was just going to
Speaker 1: close the door and be like I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try to find face it I have it. But did
Speaker 1: you notice in the last second before they cut away,
Speaker 1: he shivers like just like he was allergic to going
Speaker 1: with her, and he still did it. Like when they
Speaker 1: showed him in the van, he should have been like swollen,
Speaker 1: like he ate shellfish, like he needed an EpiPen to
Speaker 1: get in there. He did not. He wanted to be
Speaker 1: on television. But her move also was amazing. It was
Speaker 1: like she was like I just had my heartbroken, and
Speaker 1: then he almost came out of the sand just like hey,
Speaker 1: you know, just like hey, we should leave the show.
Speaker 1: And he was like, oh okay. She came in there.
Speaker 1: She's like, I can't stop thinking about Jacob. I like
Speaker 1: Jacob so much. And Jacob says no, and then Romeo
Speaker 1: is like, hey, what about me? And she's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I like you so much. Stop thinking about you.
Speaker 1: Let's get out of here. Question yes, yes, oh yeah, wait,
Speaker 1: oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah man. He really was like, uh,
Speaker 1: do you think Jacob, No, but we know we've seen
Speaker 1: the preview where they kick out all the women and
Speaker 1: Jacob immediately making out with some little blonde gal in
Speaker 1: a thong. I think they all are. I think they
Speaker 1: Brandon except for Brandon and when never do you think
Speaker 1: that ABC makes them put the black bars over the
Speaker 1: bikinis y thongs, like even then you can see anis
Speaker 1: is showing that easily in these outfits. I think it's
Speaker 1: just a lot of cheek. I think it's too much
Speaker 1: che They look like just like true thongs to me, though,
Speaker 1: like not even like just like a really tiny bikinis.
Speaker 1: They look like they must be like Deli slicer's. I
Speaker 1: mean they are really pixelating. It's very It's almost like
Speaker 1: I think it would be better to risk people seeing
Speaker 1: a little something every now and then then to just
Speaker 1: be like their buttholes are showing everyone like for every shot.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe their buttholes are showing I don't
Speaker 1: And the square is so big it's bigg got in
Speaker 1: trouble for showing cheek at some point, like I means Disney,
Speaker 1: I don't know, people do the ratings, the rating people.
Speaker 1: Whenever I showed you last year yard and when they
Speaker 1: showed a statue in France, yes that the penis was
Speaker 1: showing and they blurred the art penis, which was like,
Speaker 1: oh god, they blurred the penis, which is crazy. Yeah, nuts, No, no,
Speaker 1: mainly the penis. Do you guys so we know that?
Speaker 1: Because I was gonna say, do you think Jill and
Speaker 1: Jacob will make it? But no, the blonde comes in,
Speaker 1: he starts immediately making out with her. They almost didn't
Speaker 1: make it at the end of their date because he
Speaker 1: was like holding her hand. I think he's very much
Speaker 1: like he's like a dog, like whose keys are shaking
Speaker 1: loudest A magpie, a shiny object. That's all right, and
Speaker 1: then Ashley I and Jared come in and they have
Speaker 1: they get a date card. You know, it felt a
Speaker 1: little bit like these people weren't aware of their bachelor history.
Speaker 1: Like I think they were sort of like, wait, who
Speaker 1: is they don't know? I feel like they're trying to prove, like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is the goal, this is what we're all working towards,
Speaker 1: like you know, you can get married and have a baby.
Speaker 1: But it felt kind of like the people didn't know
Speaker 1: who they were, which is crazy because Ashley was on
Speaker 1: so many iterations of this show Well it didn't and um,
Speaker 1: they had to re explain it, right, they had to
Speaker 1: re explain the story. Well tell them yeah, um, Wells
Speaker 1: is getting a lot of good monologues, Wells is crushing Well.
Speaker 1: My brother really loved Wells in the Wig My Brothers.
Speaker 1: He was very into the Sally Suitcase Wells performance. He
Speaker 1: liked it a lot. And it wasn't that that wasn't
Speaker 1: this the this the story that he told Ashley I
Speaker 1: story that he told sort of like a Shakespearean sort
Speaker 1: of like yes, um, yes, yeah, why are they why?
Speaker 1: I don't understand completely why we're bringing them back? But
Speaker 1: here's my theory. My theory is that they wanted to
Speaker 1: be like, see, you can get married, it works, you
Speaker 1: can have a baby. Like I think it's sort of
Speaker 1: like how Jade and Tanner used to be, where they're like, like,
Speaker 1: remember that at some point sometimes people get married and
Speaker 1: start families from this, and I think Carly and Evan
Speaker 1: broke up. So that was my theory was that it
Speaker 1: was a reminder of what you could have. I love actually,
Speaker 1: I she's a fan of she's a friend of the
Speaker 1: of the podcast. However, I just I felt like it
Speaker 1: was a little too much as opposed to the Tanner one,
Speaker 1: where it's like we're just showing you how it can be.
Speaker 1: This was like they're on as sort of members of
Speaker 1: the show taking a date card, and it's become this
Speaker 1: whole separate thing where like, will they have sex in
Speaker 1: the boom boom room. I'm surprised at how few nobody
Speaker 1: has seemed to try to use the boom boom room yet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well it's because it's been taken. It's been Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: been taken. I know. I was like, look, I'm no
Speaker 1: longer a married person. Um, it did make me go.
Speaker 1: It did make me go, oh, I hope if I'm
Speaker 1: with somebody for seven years again, that it's easier for
Speaker 1: me to have sex with him in a hotel room. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I honestly most people should left the island after. It's
Speaker 1: a cautionary tale. Yeah. I definitely felt like time filler.
Speaker 1: But I also could see that they were trying to
Speaker 1: be like, this could be you, even though if you
Speaker 1: go back and forth for years and like you know,
Speaker 1: date other people, you never know. I feel like they
Speaker 1: were trying to give these people hope in a way
Speaker 1: that they were kind of like, okay, but we don't
Speaker 1: know these people, and it's like what how old are you?
Speaker 1: What happened? It's like when there was a guy when
Speaker 1: you know who like kept coming back to my high
Speaker 1: school like five years after he graduated, and we were
Speaker 1: all like, buddy, move on, yeah katie, Katie, what were
Speaker 1: you getta? I was gonna say. It feels like they
Speaker 1: had them come and they were supposed to just be
Speaker 1: there for like one day, and then they're like, wait,
Speaker 1: how many episodes did we order? Ship? Can you guys stay?
Speaker 1: Like can you stay? And and well, we'll do some
Speaker 1: stuff with you and make make some time out of it.
Speaker 1: I will say if I was Ashley I and Jared,
Speaker 1: I would also do that that I'd be like, remembering
Speaker 1: is to Mexico. Look, I'm not complaining. Let's leave the
Speaker 1: kid at Grandma. Grandma. Lets we have a reason on
Speaker 1: this show. Probably when you guys have sex after the
Speaker 1: first night, we'll send you out the next day and
Speaker 1: they're like, boy, we couldn't have sex again. And they're like,
Speaker 1: all right, fun, we'll stay one more night. The better
Speaker 1: banging tonight we can't afford the farting. Farting was real.
Speaker 1: That was real, wasn't it. Life is like I mean,
Speaker 1: I have never openly farted in front of anyone. Really.
Speaker 1: I farted from Anthony all the time, Are you kidding? Never?
Speaker 1: I'm a vegan, like I'm a Jew. I would never,
Speaker 1: I would remember, I would I would I didn't know
Speaker 1: that we eat a lot of beans. I would go
Speaker 1: to the I would go outside. I would never audibly
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go check out Michael Stars again. YEA. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I believe that you should be able to fart in
Speaker 1: front of you, Yes, but on the level, on the
Speaker 1: level that was happening in that room was just sort
Speaker 1: of like, are you trying to keep me single forever?
Speaker 1: That was a lot. It was a lot will lee fart?
Speaker 1: If I knew it was coming, I would go outside.
Speaker 1: I do so, Like if someone punched you in the
Speaker 1: tummy out of nowhere, then what can you do? Sometimes
Speaker 1: you laugh and you fart by accident, but then you
Speaker 1: just laugh harder and cover it up exactly, you act
Speaker 1: like it didn't happen. I just like, look, it's a
Speaker 1: long lifetime. If you're going to be with somebody and
Speaker 1: you want to make them have sex with you forever,
Speaker 1: it's easy to walk into another room. Much less on
Speaker 1: national television. I mean, yeah, i'd i'd hold it for
Speaker 1: national television. No, I agree that national television that was
Speaker 1: a bit much. But I think when you're when you're,
Speaker 1: when you're with someone and you live together, never know
Speaker 1: it's going to happen. I think sometimes. But again, let's
Speaker 1: not make it a story in the episode. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was like her gas became the plot. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: I have sex until until she pete on the beach,
Speaker 1: and then that I am a water peer, I'm not
Speaker 1: a sand nobody's about a cat. Cat cats and sand
Speaker 1: cats do that. She should have been like putting it
Speaker 1: over and seeing if it clumped. It's so lazy. All
Speaker 1: she had to do was to go like ten feet out. Yes,
Speaker 1: I had to talk to the vet again about me
Speaker 1: Alan Mitten's. I got another phone call we talked about
Speaker 1: on the podcast. My my vet is concerned that my
Speaker 1: cats don't have enough to do. I had a phone call. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they don't have to have room. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what's her shelter? Cats? They have plenty of room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do whatever they want in a house. I have never
Speaker 1: heard of of anyone, let alone a vet, being like
Speaker 1: your cat's board. I feel like I'm also so all
Speaker 1: over my cat. Yeah, you're catching so I am not
Speaker 1: because I have some friends. It's like you wouldn't even
Speaker 1: know they have a cat. There. Cats lives in their closet.
Speaker 1: I am so cat focused. I spent I pay so
Speaker 1: much attention to my cat. I don't know what else
Speaker 1: do you want from me? What prom did it? Mitten's
Speaker 1: has a cold again, and she said it's because Mittens
Speaker 1: is stressed out. No, no, sorry, that that's what they
Speaker 1: told me when my cat started pooping on me. They're like,
Speaker 1: your cats stressed stressed out? Well, that sounds that does
Speaker 1: sound like stress, Rob, don't what do you mean? Well,
Speaker 1: they also blame it on me. I don't know, And
Speaker 1: you don't know I trained it to do that. Oh,
Speaker 1: we didn't know that part. Your cat pooped on you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: while I was sleeping several times. Wait, Rob, I don't
Speaker 1: think this cat likes you. I don't think it's stressed.
Speaker 1: So you had a cat a cat? No, she's gone
Speaker 1: now is it? Is it? Wait a minute? How many
Speaker 1: times did you wake up to cat poop on you?
Speaker 1: You don't know the stories? Three? Three times? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: and so Yeah, my friend had me go to a
Speaker 1: cat's psychic, and the and the cats psychic told me
Speaker 1: that the cat was stressed out because her owner was
Speaker 1: stressed out, like it on me. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm fucking stressed out because she's pooping on me while
Speaker 1: I'm sleeping. It's alarming, Rob, you need to poop on
Speaker 1: your cat? Well, that's the only way. Your friend, Nancy,
Speaker 1: it was your friend, Nancy. Uh No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I was a friend of my friend. Did it for me? So?
Speaker 1: My so I when I was married, we had four
Speaker 1: cats and they were stressed out and um, one of
Speaker 1: them kept pissing on the bed, and we tried going
Speaker 1: to a cat psychic, but they were too busy, so
Speaker 1: she refer just through a cat medium and then I'm
Speaker 1: not as good. My ex had to go. He had
Speaker 1: to talk to the cat on the phone and and
Speaker 1: apparently apparently and I so this was a Lane and Keith.
Speaker 1: It was a Lane and Keith having problems. Those were
Speaker 1: my cats, so Elane and so he I heard my
Speaker 1: ex say to the cat on the phone, I understand that, Eline,
Speaker 1: but we can't put Keith outside. He'll get eaten by
Speaker 1: a coyote. It was because the medium would channel the cat,
Speaker 1: you would have to interact, so to the cat via
Speaker 1: the medium was suggesting that Keith become an outdoor cat,
Speaker 1: and my ex had to say, I understand that. I
Speaker 1: hear you. That's a good suggestion. But we live in
Speaker 1: a neighborhood. There's a lot of coyote. So I like,
Speaker 1: I heard him like negotiating with a terrorist. That was
Speaker 1: our cat Lane. Yeah, yeah, she was trying to kill Keith.
Speaker 1: That's basically what I's same with us. And then uh
Speaker 1: so we made Vixen an outdoor cat, and the coyotes
Speaker 1: got the cat like five months later, the cat that
Speaker 1: shout out you you killed the cat because of the
Speaker 1: cat psychic Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's a good way to
Speaker 1: bottom line. Yeah, I think the cats your cat. I
Speaker 1: think the lesson here is we need to put Ashley
Speaker 1: I out into the woods. Yeah, with the coyotes. Bingo. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then, um yeah, overall it kind of was like
Speaker 1: I just know that it did again being a person
Speaker 1: dating again and being getting another shot at romance, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be super obsessed with somebody and
Speaker 1: then not want to have sex with them on a
Speaker 1: trip again. You know. Yeah, it wasn't sexy. It was
Speaker 1: the opposite of sexy. It was the opposite of sex thing.
Speaker 1: You know what. I thought it was the most relatable
Speaker 1: footage I've ever seen on television. Do you fart in
Speaker 1: front of your partner? Anna? Zach and I are literally
Speaker 1: constantly trying to kill each other with our parts, honibly,
Speaker 1: do you make them? Do you like make fart sounds?
Speaker 1: Have you pooped on each other? Uh? We're both very stressed,
Speaker 1: so yes, no, Uh, I mean actually it's uh I try. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't, but I did see him that special, Yes,
Speaker 1: you can. The Nick Krol special tells you that if
Speaker 1: you literally just move butt cheeks away from each other,
Speaker 1: it won't make a noise. Yeah. Yeah, thank god, there's
Speaker 1: no other signs that had happened. We're learning so much
Speaker 1: about Rob. Do you fart in front of your lady? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know. Do you make a big show of it? Rob,
Speaker 1: I don't just get it. And that's it, you know,
Speaker 1: you walk to the other room and then I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm watching you put a globe in every room and
Speaker 1: then whenever you have to fart, you go, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go look at that globe and then you give it
Speaker 1: a spin and you let one rip from a lady. Friend. Ah,
Speaker 1: that's happened. But I certainly, I'm like, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: I mean, I you know, but I don't. But if
Speaker 1: you know it, but I don't go go Yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not like, well, that dinner is coming
Speaker 1: back for another round. No sex, yeah, big guy for everyone.
Speaker 1: My dad did suck. But one of his funny things
Speaker 1: he would do that always he was so disgusting and
Speaker 1: he would just really loudly. He never wore pants. He
Speaker 1: was always in boxers and then he would just rip farts,
Speaker 1: and even if my mom was at work, he would
Speaker 1: always blame it. So he'd rip one and then he'd
Speaker 1: go Janet and then like as if. And I have
Speaker 1: to say it was never not funny that that was
Speaker 1: always funny. He would rip it. She could have been
Speaker 1: in another state and he would go Janet, and it
Speaker 1: always made my brother and I laugh. Or let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back,
Speaker 1: all right, But we're gonna end on the really good couple,
Speaker 1: so we're not going to get to them yet. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about another fun love affair that's happening, which is
Speaker 1: um Cheney and her female friend, her friend me, their friendship,
Speaker 1: what's her name, Genevieve, Genevieve, who's such a drag, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. But we'll get to her being a dragon
Speaker 1: and stuff. I love THEE Genevieve friendship and that their
Speaker 1: tag at the end of the first night of them
Speaker 1: kind of apologizing and like being like, I actually really
Speaker 1: like you. I'm sorry I called you your dress diaper.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I overly you pointed first. We're friends now.
Speaker 1: I like the friendship. Yeah, it's nice to see it's rare.
Speaker 1: It's fair to see to like complete enemy, especially with Genevieve,
Speaker 1: who will turn on a dime like with Sally kind
Speaker 1: of it's almost a dangerous combination. Yeah, she was. Gene
Speaker 1: has actually behaved well the whole season. Like Genevieve is
Speaker 1: more of the wild card right now, Garett, I don't
Speaker 1: like it and I don't like any part of it. Genevieve, yes,
Speaker 1: now has somehow started to out crazy channel. I mean,
Speaker 1: she's because I did like her on that season. I
Speaker 1: thought she seemed good. And it's also amazing how like
Speaker 1: when someone starts to become like she's become less attractive
Speaker 1: to me since the season began, because I'm like, boy,
Speaker 1: you know, she's always going like, oh, like she's got
Speaker 1: like justin reaction. That's those two can't be together. But
Speaker 1: the say thing bothers me because she was the worst
Speaker 1: person in the history of the show from what I
Speaker 1: gathered as far as like the most dishonest nobody would
Speaker 1: ever like straight up just like fabricated reality on that level.
Speaker 1: And then she's come here and she now is like
Speaker 1: people are like, is pretty cool, but she I feel like,
Speaker 1: you don't. It's like Marjorie Taylor Green where I'm like,
Speaker 1: you don't get to be normal now. You don't get
Speaker 1: to stand there now and be like I'm a competent normal.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I've heard the crazy part. I don't. I
Speaker 1: have no trust in it anymore. So the fact that
Speaker 1: she now has been kind of normalized is a bother
Speaker 1: to me. And then Genevieve has helped her case by
Speaker 1: being like, I'm the one who's totally bizarre now. But
Speaker 1: that pairing to me, I was like, I I just
Speaker 1: found it all nuts. Well, that's the thing about about
Speaker 1: you know, the you know, uh Bachelor in Paradise is
Speaker 1: that people could change, you know, the one way in Bachelor,
Speaker 1: then they come to Bachelor Paradise, they could be like
Speaker 1: a different person. There was a guy that was a
Speaker 1: villain that came back who wait, Katie, Katie's on it,
Speaker 1: Peter buh buh buh, rehabilitation starts. It was somebody like
Speaker 1: in the season's past who came back and we're sweet.
Speaker 1: There was some people it was well Nick Vale had
Speaker 1: a rehabilitation came but she was so bad. The way
Speaker 1: villain that did a rehabilitation, I can There was a
Speaker 1: male villain that yeah, but you know she is, She's
Speaker 1: still she's kind of working those two dudes against each other.
Speaker 1: It looks like in the next episode it's gonna that's
Speaker 1: gonna get bad. Well, well, let's try with Genevie for
Speaker 1: on a second. So she was so extra with Justin
Speaker 1: when he went on to day with Victoria and at
Speaker 1: his point he didn't even kiss her. And then she
Speaker 1: goes on the date with Aaron and um picks Aaron
Speaker 1: basically right, and it's like making out from and then
Speaker 1: she's so rude to Justin about it, like you did
Speaker 1: never stop me. Still, you never made me tired. You
Speaker 1: give me one kiss because it's been like two days
Speaker 1: and two days. And then he goes and he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: are you just like in a kissing counting contest and
Speaker 1: she's like no, no, how dare you? And then like
Speaker 1: she's completely all over Aaron in front of him and
Speaker 1: then lo and behold, it's sucking his birthday now even
Speaker 1: though it's her birthday, Like everybody's fucking birthday. We also
Speaker 1: have coming up serenes, but it's everybody's birthday, so it's
Speaker 1: his birthday. So like, even though she sets the cake
Speaker 1: for Genevieve. So then now they're on the day bed.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not even got a birthday kiss, So
Speaker 1: then she kisses him. After all of that, in front
Speaker 1: of Aaron, after she actually picked Aaron, she starts making
Speaker 1: out with Justin again because it's his birthday, and then
Speaker 1: he storms off with his boyfriend James, and they said
Speaker 1: shower together. He's like, hand me my back, acts body spray,
Speaker 1: and then she goes to go like there, I mean,
Speaker 1: that's the best couple of all. They ate together, they're
Speaker 1: so cute, and then so she goes and she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. I wouldn't like that if I were you,
Speaker 1: and he was cool about it, and then we know
Speaker 1: in the previews he starts making out with somebody else.
Speaker 1: All of this is on board, Gareth, you can go first.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I thought the way. I mean, she
Speaker 1: acknowledged that her behavior was extremely erratic, but it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, in that situation, I just can't imagine having
Speaker 1: feelings and then them changing on a dime because someone's like,
Speaker 1: it's my birthday, so you know, I mean, she just
Speaker 1: made a really weird call. And again after kind of
Speaker 1: like gaslighting him, um with the like kiss count stuff
Speaker 1: and then um, yeah, and I was surprised he was
Speaker 1: cool with about it. Aaron afterwards, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: guess when you go into this world, you just are
Speaker 1: acknowledging that time and space are not the same laws
Speaker 1: that apply in the regular world, and that crazy ship's
Speaker 1: gonna happen, and you kind of just have to have
Speaker 1: like this shield up. But I thought she handled it horribly.
Speaker 1: I thought it was weird that he accepted it. And
Speaker 1: this is after a day where she and Shay had
Speaker 1: the piece accord, which I also found bizarre. So the
Speaker 1: whole thing totally bizarre. Aaron was surprisingly cool about the
Speaker 1: whole thing. Yeah, especially that that's already happened. Damn. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in the same exact way. Yeah, it was like a
Speaker 1: re enactment. He was like, they must be joking. They're
Speaker 1: probably making fun of me. It was terrible, Rob, What
Speaker 1: did you think of this? Yeah? I felt the same way,
Speaker 1: And you know, I agree with Gareth. It's it is
Speaker 1: true that it's a different world, different rules. In fact,
Speaker 1: like sometimes when people are pissed, I'm kind of like,
Speaker 1: it's paradise. Ship is going to happen and you know,
Speaker 1: people bounce back. It amazes me though, how quickly Aaron
Speaker 1: and her are just like and again, it's been a
Speaker 1: couple of days and they're like all over each other
Speaker 1: and then it's gonna is it gonna change? Is he
Speaker 1: one of the ones that was someone else? Yeah? Of
Speaker 1: course of course, because it's paradise and that's I can
Speaker 1: only I mean, Genevieve's mouth is going to open so wide,
Speaker 1: like her brain is gonna come out. Yeah, like we
Speaker 1: with Garett too, Like she's gotten less hot as it's
Speaker 1: gone alone because of her personality. She's so insecure and
Speaker 1: so like, so like what are You've already moved on?
Speaker 1: So what do you care? If Justin had only kissed
Speaker 1: you once? Like me, didn't pick him? So why are you?
Speaker 1: Why do you need to win that? And then when
Speaker 1: Sally shows up? What do you care if Justin talks
Speaker 1: to Sally? You you picked are so let him he
Speaker 1: should talk to Sally? What what the fund do you care? Um?
Speaker 1: Dr Banana? Do you have any thoughts on this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean to me, Justin and Genevieve had no real chemistry.
Speaker 1: I didn't see it, Like I was like kind of like, oh,
Speaker 1: Genevieve's star trying like you only kissed me once in
Speaker 1: the whining uh, but then like I just also for like,
Speaker 1: uh justin. I was like, you're not that into Jenevieve,
Speaker 1: stopped trying to make this happen, like you're clearly just
Speaker 1: waiting for the next person that you know you actually like,
Speaker 1: Like he was clearly just trying to get a rose.
Speaker 1: So I just didn't see it for them, So I
Speaker 1: kind of was like that whole hubbub. I was watching
Speaker 1: them talk, but I was mostly in my mind being like,
Speaker 1: moving along, this isn't happening, move it along with the
Speaker 1: nectar bro before rose. Can we talk about bung joer No?
Speaker 1: And he said I was trying to figure out who
Speaker 1: passed out, So I rewound it ten times, and I
Speaker 1: was hearing that so many times. I was like, I
Speaker 1: cannot try to figure out who this is anymore. The
Speaker 1: pizza preneur. I forgot about the pizza preneur, the fact
Speaker 1: that he's bad. He pulled Brittany, Brittany who's so cute,
Speaker 1: so cute, no and seems cool and so starkly and
Speaker 1: she's now dodged too gross kisses. Yeah, he pulled her
Speaker 1: for a day in the boat. He's like, would you
Speaker 1: like most about me? Your eyes? That's due. I want
Speaker 1: best eyes in high school. And then the audio floating
Speaker 1: on noodles and the od and like the subtitles sometimes
Speaker 1: in the water, I mean, and then like it was
Speaker 1: just the subtitles the water, and then like she's so cute,
Speaker 1: and then like he's not asking her any questions and
Speaker 1: he's just talking about his pizza business in South Florida,
Speaker 1: just just like and like making all the analogies. And
Speaker 1: then Casey, he's just being a little bit. But all
Speaker 1: he is there to do is just like the snarky
Speaker 1: comments or like commentator that's like talking about like what
Speaker 1: do you care? Like you're not talking to any of
Speaker 1: the women you just talked to Michael, Yeah, what's what's
Speaker 1: he's doing? So he's just talking with the preneur. I
Speaker 1: was all this about pizza, which he was correct, he
Speaker 1: was pizza. But then so then they get back to
Speaker 1: the beach and he basically slept shames her. He's like,
Speaker 1: I went to I live in near Fort Law or
Speaker 1: did we see a lot of that? Like if I
Speaker 1: don't I hit on somebody, They're not interested. They're not here.
Speaker 1: There's influencer types want to be modeled. She's just here
Speaker 1: for followers like Katie. Katie, he's hot and heavy. His
Speaker 1: me off so much. It was so rude and so
Speaker 1: mean because Brittany is cute and she is the one
Speaker 1: that got like, um, she got all the rumors about
Speaker 1: her when she was on that James season right, Yes,
Speaker 1: are you fucking kidding me? That was her? Yes? And like,
Speaker 1: I mean, what a what a cocky piece of ship
Speaker 1: to be like, well, she didn't like me, so she
Speaker 1: just must be here. He's the worst spin I did
Speaker 1: like that. Casey was kind of like, that's what you think,
Speaker 1: Like Casey was trying to be like bro like not
Speaker 1: buying it. Yeah, but he's so awful. But then I
Speaker 1: was happy that Wells talked Andrew into having sort of
Speaker 1: a backbone and pulling Brittany aside. And they're cute together?
Speaker 1: Did they are so cute? And I didn't remember? I didn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's so many people like I didn't remember
Speaker 1: the stop and start to the relationship. I have no
Speaker 1: memory of them. Have we seen them in a rack?
Speaker 1: Is this? Like? Did I miss it? They didn't really
Speaker 1: shown Brittany that much, I think because she's just a
Speaker 1: little too normal. Yeahs. And so like they were really
Speaker 1: cute and they actually seem to have chemistry. They had
Speaker 1: some good kisses and like we love Andrew, so you
Speaker 1: know that. And then oh and then there was like
Speaker 1: a post that Teddy posted something on Instagram and and
Speaker 1: you want to tell everybody, Oh yeah, Teddy posted sorry, actually,
Speaker 1: let me pull that up. So you know how Teddy
Speaker 1: just like left and was just like by idiots? Uh
Speaker 1: she posted She posted a photo of herself just like
Speaker 1: holding some flowers, and her caption was something I'm proud
Speaker 1: of learning one leaving environments that are cruel to me
Speaker 1: and the people around me, to sticking to my boundaries
Speaker 1: no matter how many times people in authority try to
Speaker 1: cross them. So um so a producer must have been
Speaker 1: trying to get her to do something. Yes, and then
Speaker 1: Kendall Long if you guys remember Kendall the taxidermist girl
Speaker 1: who was who was with grocery story, Yeah, previously commented
Speaker 1: love that you escaped a toxic situation before it became
Speaker 1: much worse. Lessons to live by, right, So wait, what
Speaker 1: do you think happened to Teddy? Yeah, what do you
Speaker 1: think happened, Dana? What I mean, it just sounds like
Speaker 1: potentially they were trying to maybe pressure her to go
Speaker 1: on a date with Rodney and like her Andrew like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure they were just trying to get
Speaker 1: her to create a storyline and Teddy. Teddy seems like headstrong.
Speaker 1: Of course, she's the most confident virgin we've ever come across.
Speaker 1: I'm sure she was like, no, fuck you, I'm leaving
Speaker 1: right now, get my car, and they were like, whoa.
Speaker 1: I like her. I think she's great. I mean, we'll
Speaker 1: probably never see her on the show again because she
Speaker 1: posted that, but like, good for her, Like, you know,
Speaker 1: Katie wants to dive in. I could feel it. Oh yeah, no,
Speaker 1: like I mean, because we're talking about it last week
Speaker 1: and I think I even said, like, oh, maybe she overactive,
Speaker 1: But thinking back on I was like, no, like, if
Speaker 1: it's got to be a shitty experience, especially if like
Speaker 1: you're not feeling in it with the pressure that you're
Speaker 1: receiving from the other people and the producers, especially, like
Speaker 1: it's got to be hard. And good for her for
Speaker 1: just being like I don't want to be I want
Speaker 1: I don't want to do this anymore and leavings and
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe did that too. Yeah, speaking of Kendall,
Speaker 1: remember Kendall came and made a play for grocery store
Speaker 1: Joe last year. She sho that back. It's gotta be
Speaker 1: weird to be the machine of this franchise and then
Speaker 1: be like no longer this year's graduating class. Like what
Speaker 1: do you do when you're three, like even like three
Speaker 1: years out? Like how do you go back to living
Speaker 1: a normal life when it's got to be weird to
Speaker 1: like become an influencer? Probably quit your job, like and
Speaker 1: then you're not quite it's not happening in a way,
Speaker 1: Like that's gotta be weird. What do you do? It's
Speaker 1: like Miss America, Like after your reign is done? Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't you don't give the next one the crown? That
Speaker 1: would be like no year, this one and a fish
Speaker 1: as they're dragging you off. I would love for you
Speaker 1: to go through the paget circuit. Garrett. I did it.
Speaker 1: I mean I did it long. I did it long enough.
Speaker 1: I served my time. I did what I you know,
Speaker 1: what was the first pageant you ever won? I won
Speaker 1: Mr Milwaukee and then I went to compete on Dr
Speaker 1: Wisconsin was runner up. There are you a doctor? No,
Speaker 1: that was a huge problem for me. And that whole event,
Speaker 1: like I just it was just for like doctors, and
Speaker 1: Misconsin is called it was just for it was it
Speaker 1: was Dr Wisconsin and it was just for doctors. And
Speaker 1: then I got pretty far and then they start to
Speaker 1: check the credentials. They realized so I couldn't win that
Speaker 1: one because he's just he's a dentist. He's not a doctor.
Speaker 1: Claimed to be. What kind of a doctor did you
Speaker 1: claim to be? I claimed to be the world's greatest
Speaker 1: veterinarian um and I really and every question they asked,
Speaker 1: I really kept like the lie going. I kind of
Speaker 1: that was before I knew how to lie. I kept
Speaker 1: just saying more and more stuff. And then it went
Speaker 1: to dinosaur DNA. I started talking about working with Michael
Speaker 1: cry It was a whole thing, and and then and
Speaker 1: then they started looking some of the stuff up and
Speaker 1: and that didn't go very well. But then I did
Speaker 1: the fair circuit for a long time. I tried to win,
Speaker 1: you know, sexiest guy at the Fair. I did a
Speaker 1: bunch of those. Um So anyway, I mean we're talking
Speaker 1: ten years hard earned paget grind. Now was your mom?
Speaker 1: Did your mom put you in this? Well? I modeled.
Speaker 1: I I modeled as a child. I did a lot
Speaker 1: of before braces stuff as a child, and uh, that's
Speaker 1: where I got bit by the bug. But then, you know,
Speaker 1: obviously I started schooling, and uh, I went to school.
Speaker 1: I started to get different kind of training. But then
Speaker 1: when I was about eighteen, school of course, and uh,
Speaker 1: and then after that I started to I wanted to.
Speaker 1: I wanted to, I mean, look at me. And then
Speaker 1: after that I started to uh test the waters of
Speaker 1: getting back in the pageant circuit. And it is it's
Speaker 1: very much like when you show up in Bachelor in Paradise.
Speaker 1: It's it's Satly's experience. They go, they see you, they're intimidated,
Speaker 1: and they try to make you feel bad, but you
Speaker 1: kind of just have to stick to your gun and
Speaker 1: just be like, I'm gonna be my own person. I
Speaker 1: know I got this, I know I'm working. I know
Speaker 1: what to do. And have any current are you holding
Speaker 1: any current titles right now? I have I have no time.
Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't done this in in fifteen years.
Speaker 1: You know, I trained people to do it. Now I'm
Speaker 1: a teacher and yeah, yeah, well it's not a school.
Speaker 1: I rent. I rent a room on the weekends, and
Speaker 1: I give tutorials on how to do all the stuff.
Speaker 1: What is it? What kind of class? Well, how to
Speaker 1: smile properly, how to keep your butt tight not let
Speaker 1: farts get out, how to keep your nipples hard for swimsuits.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, I mean, you know how to to pretend
Speaker 1: you're a doctor for as long as humanly possible, and
Speaker 1: that one is really just don't bring dinosaurs into it.
Speaker 1: Uh and uh yeah, but you know how to vane
Speaker 1: up right before a performance, how to chop down if
Speaker 1: that need be where the tape goes, shouldn't go up? Cool?
Speaker 1: All right, Wow, well it's so good. It's good stuff.
Speaker 1: Would you give any of the people on Bachelor Paradise
Speaker 1: any advice that you feel like that they could do different?
Speaker 1: My only advice from Michael Moore teeth, Let's really get
Speaker 1: them in there. I really feel like we could fit
Speaker 1: another seven or eight in that cob. And uh you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, yeah, you can have so many teeth
Speaker 1: in your mouth that you can start selling them like
Speaker 1: stars to the general public. If you get enough in
Speaker 1: nice could be nice. Do you earn a good living
Speaker 1: and terrible living? No, I'm unemployment. I I mean some
Speaker 1: of the money I make goes against my unemployment, but
Speaker 1: I have to call it in each week. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's mostly unemployment. I'm on. Yeah, like if I make
Speaker 1: fifty bucks on a you know, like some guy shows
Speaker 1: up on a Saturday to the class boom, I but
Speaker 1: I got to report that otherwise they find out unless
Speaker 1: I get paid onto the table. Cut that out, Keny
Speaker 1: cut that under the table. Party, So you only have
Speaker 1: one student? It's no, no, no, no, no no. Some
Speaker 1: weekends I'll have to Some weekends I'll have none. Most
Speaker 1: weekends all have none. Uh and uh yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: a whole thing. Um. I have a link on my site.
Speaker 1: It's under tour just right below there's a tab called training,
Speaker 1: and if you click on that you can see it.
Speaker 1: I can come to your place. A lot of people
Speaker 1: don't want me at your place, but I'd rather go
Speaker 1: to your place because that saves me on rental place
Speaker 1: to Arden's place. Well, a lot of times I do
Speaker 1: it in Arden's. Well, I don't, Katie cut this part out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you actually did. I didn't really appreciate that you
Speaker 1: were showing up and using my plate a lot if
Speaker 1: I wasn't there like you were you were. I have
Speaker 1: ring cameras. I saw that you were in my place, Like, look,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be blamed for your cat's depression and cold.
Speaker 1: It's not because I'm holding classes there when you're not.
Speaker 1: I gotta go, Katie, cut me out of this whole episode.
Speaker 1: I wasn't even here today. All right, We're gonna take
Speaker 1: a quick great and we'll be right back with the
Speaker 1: only good couple in Paradise that did not No, they
Speaker 1: did not, Yes I did, and we're back. Okay. Here
Speaker 1: we are Brendan and a Deal Ideal. They're so cute.
Speaker 1: This date was so cute. His reaction when he saw
Speaker 1: her on the beach and her she did like beautiful
Speaker 1: in her red dress. He's so adorable. Again. I love
Speaker 1: that he's branching out from the men in the pearl necklaces.
Speaker 1: He had a diamond necklace on. Um, I'm here for it.
Speaker 1: He's like so excited to see her. He was like
Speaker 1: tearing up um and it was just like it was
Speaker 1: so sweet. And then he takes her to this date
Speaker 1: and they have a dining table in the middle of
Speaker 1: a pool. Did that feel insane? It feels like they
Speaker 1: do that a lot. Were they like sitting with their
Speaker 1: asses in water? I think that's how Ashley sits on
Speaker 1: the beach. Put up? They put up? Actually, actually I
Speaker 1: would have been paying the entire It looked like they
Speaker 1: were sitting in a pool. I was so confused. I
Speaker 1: couldn't figure it out, so insane. Um it was okay,
Speaker 1: So let me just pull up. I wrote it all down.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I just let me just I even like
Speaker 1: put stars on it because it was so fucking cute
Speaker 1: and I wanted to. It's just so many there's so
Speaker 1: many gates that had Did you buy one of the
Speaker 1: stars for Michael? I bought one of the stars. I
Speaker 1: bought a Michael star ship. Where is it one? Hold on? Okay?
Speaker 1: Here it cost buy a star? Okay, not very much,
Speaker 1: not very much. Okay. So so they're in the pool
Speaker 1: and and he was like, I was so glad he
Speaker 1: didn't go on that date yester day because I didn't
Speaker 1: want to spend the day alone without you, not holding
Speaker 1: you by the beach, not taking a nap with you
Speaker 1: on a David or eating ice cream with mango. Um,
Speaker 1: you're the biggest, most beautiful blessing in my life. I
Speaker 1: don't know what I would do without you. I'm crazy
Speaker 1: about you. And then she said, you grabbed me lunch,
Speaker 1: and you grab lunch, and you grab one for me too,
Speaker 1: and you make it a mini date when we just
Speaker 1: have lunch together. Um, you always think of me. You're
Speaker 1: what I've always needed and wanted, and you make me
Speaker 1: feel like I deserve all of this. Um. And he's like,
Speaker 1: you're the most gorgeous girl who's dorky and it's just
Speaker 1: as weird as me. I'm falling in love with you.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm falling in love with you too. She said,
Speaker 1: I've never felt so special in my life. He said,
Speaker 1: I'm all yours. Then he tells the producer I could
Speaker 1: get down on one knee. It could be the real deal.
Speaker 1: And then she said, how he looked at me today.
Speaker 1: Nobody's ever looked at me like that, the look in
Speaker 1: someone's eyes, it's never This is one of the best
Speaker 1: nights I've ever had in my life. I'm going to
Speaker 1: remember this forever. And then the next night it's her
Speaker 1: fucking birthday again. Everybody's birthday through all the day bed
Speaker 1: and because she never had like a birthday party growing up,
Speaker 1: nobody was ever around, he wanted her to feel special,
Speaker 1: and then he summoned the cast like a crew of
Speaker 1: zombies walking dead, out of the darkness with the worst
Speaker 1: rendition of happy Birthday. I think I've heard the worst.
Speaker 1: My brother putting it up. My brother was like, these
Speaker 1: are the worst singers, singers, and they stumbled out of
Speaker 1: the darkness like they were all happy brand birthday brands,
Speaker 1: happy bride birthday. I mean, put a ring on it.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be there, gonna fall in love. There's
Speaker 1: always one, and there's this. They're so cute, God willing
Speaker 1: that nothing bad happens. I think you're gonna make it.
Speaker 1: I think they're gonna be a okay. So, so you
Speaker 1: saw in the preview that he looks like he stays
Speaker 1: all right, there's not I didn't see him in any
Speaker 1: of them. I think it's so mean that they're making
Speaker 1: the women leads the worst. And it's also like, why
Speaker 1: don't the women get to stay Well, surely they're going
Speaker 1: to do that next. Yeah, surely they're gonna do that next.
Speaker 1: They'll swap it the other way I have a feeling,
Speaker 1: talk to me. It's very early and the feelings are
Speaker 1: very real. There is a chance that someone miss steps
Speaker 1: or misspeaks or falling in love after a few days
Speaker 1: is really fast to get there emotionally, and it might
Speaker 1: be difficult to sustain at that clip that potentially something
Speaker 1: could change in this. I know. It's just that when
Speaker 1: you watch these shows, you are like, oh, they're meant
Speaker 1: to be together, and then one of them will be like,
Speaker 1: I don't like cream in my coffee, and then you'll
Speaker 1: be like, who is this? Like you can all just
Speaker 1: change very clearly. He's very sweet, they're very sweet. But
Speaker 1: I am also like, it's been two and a half days.
Speaker 1: What if she eats Mexican food and ships on him? Yeah, Oh,
Speaker 1: you're right, You're right two and a half days. Look,
Speaker 1: because it takes me it's felt like two enough years
Speaker 1: of the amount of stuff I've had it out, and
Speaker 1: they are making it feel like that too, because they're like,
Speaker 1: you know, but I think when on Michelle's season, one
Speaker 1: of the things that you felt with him was that
Speaker 1: he was going to win and that because he was
Speaker 1: so nice and everything like that. So it was like,
Speaker 1: how the fund, could you say no to this guy?
Speaker 1: It might just be like, you know, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you've been in those situations before where you're like, I
Speaker 1: probably said too much and then there is a vibe change.
Speaker 1: You could have one of those happening here. Maybe maybe
Speaker 1: that's terrible. Isn't that the worst when there's when it's
Speaker 1: like all going great and there was a vibe change.
Speaker 1: It's the word remind me we're serene from I mean, like,
Speaker 1: what season she's a teacher and she was on Clayton
Speaker 1: Clayton's and how how far she gets? She got pretty far,
Speaker 1: but she was like she's always seemed much better than him.
Speaker 1: They had that date um like in a museum, right right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so, and uh like he was it Clayton season.
Speaker 1: I think it was. I think I don't know, I
Speaker 1: think it was. Yeah. Yeah, she was clay Tar. She
Speaker 1: was Tar Clayton. She was cut like fourth I think
Speaker 1: because she made it. Yeah, I feel like, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: where I feel like we went. I feel like we
Speaker 1: went to hometowns with her. I feel like she was
Speaker 1: cut was fantasy Suites and then all the drama by
Speaker 1: the way she got out at the right like she's damn,
Speaker 1: you don't want to be in the Winter's Circle for
Speaker 1: this guy. Also like you not want to go to
Speaker 1: be at the clay To horror. You didn't want to
Speaker 1: go to Iceland. No, clay it was it was Iceland
Speaker 1: of nightmares. And Claytre and Susie have broken up, so
Speaker 1: oh wow, how could we have seen that coming? I mean, like,
Speaker 1: you slept with my sister's like, I didn't know how
Speaker 1: the world works. I have not one of you. My
Speaker 1: people are different. We have warse emotions too, we have
Speaker 1: we not know it's wrong to sleep with outther family
Speaker 1: Cleigtori us sleep with Clegtor's brother Cleigtor not mad Claytor's
Speaker 1: brothers Slide and Teddy's d m. Yeah, brothers like come
Speaker 1: to the palace, come behind the moat Hillary Clinton's coat.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't like Hillary Clinton, can't page. I
Speaker 1: love this womans brother. I'm bro to Why they're not
Speaker 1: like us? Clayton doesn't have answers for Brot. I'm just
Speaker 1: following your lead. Brother. There can only be one clay
Speaker 1: You're not like I was like we see in her
Speaker 1: background wiping her eyes. She's like it's folly farther farther
Speaker 1: from reality. Both up you quiet fos Tar, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: have no nutting from us false tars the dead the dad. Yeah, sharkly,
Speaker 1: you've learnt nothing from your mother and I and the mom.
Speaker 1: The mom. The mom is fully human, Betty Hire You guys,
Speaker 1: how long are you going to be in here? The
Speaker 1: domino has arrived, like twenty minutes? Are you having one
Speaker 1: of those? Okay? Sorry? She sounds like the American flags
Speaker 1: like scar fond the fun American flag scarf and then
Speaker 1: she had fall star. I just came from the Olympics.
Speaker 1: What did I miss? What did I miss? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: bro Tar has been killed. Yes, I bested him today.
Speaker 1: He's the one point bang. It's good that Serene didn't
Speaker 1: have it. Now I remember she's also like four ft
Speaker 1: tall and Clay art is So if you to like
Speaker 1: lower him down, like we're just gonna rope his hooves
Speaker 1: into this, otherwise you'll kick you during this. He's really
Speaker 1: I'll start kicking, like at Katie. She's just staring out
Speaker 1: the window. Sorry, my dog are wiping her eyes and
Speaker 1: this is Katie. He's like, I gotta go. Katie's like,
Speaker 1: that's not this season. Enough all bits gaed o, No,
Speaker 1: wasn't shitting in the house. Don't worry. Rob's not over there.
Speaker 1: You're good. Oh well, what do you think is? I mean, look,
Speaker 1: what do you think it's going to happen now that
Speaker 1: they does anybody do you think that that um Brandon
Speaker 1: and Serene standards? I think they're gonna get engaged there
Speaker 1: the only couple is there if anybody else that's going
Speaker 1: to get engaged, I think, and I think they're gonna
Speaker 1: end up together forever, like they honestly seem like soulmates.
Speaker 1: If they don't end up together, I don't believe in love.
Speaker 1: Why they're already have so few promising couples? Why fuck
Speaker 1: it up next week? Like let it just play out?
Speaker 1: It's mean, I don't like it. And trailer like what
Speaker 1: everyone's waiting for? Nobody wants us, it's me who's talking
Speaker 1: about that? What everyone's talking about? They're fucking it up?
Speaker 1: And they watched Love Island and they were like, we
Speaker 1: gotta Love Island and then I've never seen Love Island.
Speaker 1: Does it ever work out with the original group or
Speaker 1: just sometimes sometimes it does will always win? No, sometimes
Speaker 1: there are been a I mean, I honestly, I like,
Speaker 1: have watched three seasons and the last season I watched,
Speaker 1: which I said, the last time I watched, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm never watching the show again, and I will never
Speaker 1: watch the show again. But some of them have ended
Speaker 1: up together. Yes, did they hook up with somebody new
Speaker 1: and then circle back. That happens. But there have been
Speaker 1: some who like the first person they've met, they've stayed
Speaker 1: with the whole time, and then they have gone on
Speaker 1: to like get married. There's there's a couple in England now,
Speaker 1: Tommy and Maggie May and they've been like together the
Speaker 1: whole time. Cut all right, Um, well, so who are
Speaker 1: we predicting. We're only predicting Serene at this point. That's
Speaker 1: who I put my money on. Yeah, that's definitely the
Speaker 1: leading couple for sure. I think it would be funny
Speaker 1: if like Victorian and um, what's the same Johnny Johnny? Yeah,
Speaker 1: if like they made I mean, like they honestly seem
Speaker 1: great together, that'd be kind of funny if they ended
Speaker 1: up actually together. Those aren't they're both from Florida, right,
Speaker 1: isn't she from the She's from She's from Virginia Beach
Speaker 1: member because she had sex or whatever. That Johnny Pizza
Speaker 1: guys who was a rapper, white rapper. I want that
Speaker 1: guy is just the worst pizza guy. After like watching
Speaker 1: his own season, how did he come on this show?
Speaker 1: And was like I should still talk about pizza? Was
Speaker 1: so brutal. Was he the guy that threw the trophy
Speaker 1: or whatever? You know? He threw the shirt, the jacket,
Speaker 1: the jacket, Remember he got a hissy fit about something
Speaker 1: it was hitting this other guy. Were just fighting the
Speaker 1: whole time. And I believe the only thing um um
Speaker 1: we haven't talked about now is um is a Chaney
Speaker 1: and Logan and James. Yeah, I'm already for James. I
Speaker 1: think Logan's deterred and him like planting the bottle in
Speaker 1: the and when he I thought it was a snake
Speaker 1: she pulled out, but then it's his bracelet, Like I
Speaker 1: just I actually think James seems more fun and totally.
Speaker 1: Logan seems very Logan seems a void of personality. He's attractive,
Speaker 1: but he certainly doesn't seem like someone you'd be like,
Speaker 1: that was a great point, Logan. Yeah, I think James
Speaker 1: is at least like that's a great point, Logan. I
Speaker 1: think James is at least, I mean, he thought her
Speaker 1: name was Loose and he like doubled down and he
Speaker 1: didn't know how to get out of it. He was like,
Speaker 1: you just can you legally change your name to Lose?
Speaker 1: And she was like what he was like, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like his hair. I'm Jim James. Who who
Speaker 1: would you pick? Anna? Oh? Who would I pick? That's
Speaker 1: tough because I think James is a bit of a
Speaker 1: caricature of a human being, if like what like, I'm
Speaker 1: a baby businessman. And it was also like he arrived
Speaker 1: in the box. He was the one that got shipped
Speaker 1: in the box and the three piece suit in the spat.
Speaker 1: But there's something about a three piece suit and that
Speaker 1: amount of gel in your hair that is such a
Speaker 1: turn off for me. I can't a three piece suit,
Speaker 1: that amount of gel, that haircut and spat. He stayed
Speaker 1: in the box the whole night and when everybody was sweating, right,
Speaker 1: that's right, Yeah, that's crazy, Yeah right, Honestly, that should
Speaker 1: be disqualifying for life. Yeah, this is not someone you
Speaker 1: want to like be making decisions with. He's like a
Speaker 1: fifties gangster, Like, what is happening? Why is this still
Speaker 1: your aesthetic. Yeah, and he does have a tribal leg tattoo,
Speaker 1: the entire leg and his best friend is Air. There's
Speaker 1: a lot, but the thing is feels like a nice guy, however,
Speaker 1: much better than Logan. I still pick him overlooking Logan
Speaker 1: feels cokey. Yeah, Logan feels cokey, like he was probably
Speaker 1: drinking the pool water. They were like Logan Logan, Logan,
Speaker 1: He's like, what, that's not the one you can drink? Like.
Speaker 1: I feel like he's going to get new strings of COVID, Like,
Speaker 1: just like from being shady, you have Logan covid. He
Speaker 1: feels like Logan LogD He's shade. There's just something really
Speaker 1: cokey shady about him to me. Yeah, again, that's just
Speaker 1: a guess. I don't know anything. There's no facts. It's
Speaker 1: based on no facts. Like I'd rather take James and
Speaker 1: his love of Aaron and his tribal tattoo and his
Speaker 1: spats and his weird haircut, and well, it depends what
Speaker 1: you want. Do you want alone? Do you want like
Speaker 1: a human doll who you can kind of boss around,
Speaker 1: or do you want someone who's gotta be like no, no,
Speaker 1: we're not, don't get in the box. Who's the human
Speaker 1: doll Logan? Oh, I felt like James was a human
Speaker 1: dollar well as far as like what's going on in
Speaker 1: the head, I feel like Logan is the one where
Speaker 1: you could just kind of position his arms and whatever
Speaker 1: way you wanted to, Okay, hold them like that. You'd
Speaker 1: be like, that's right, Logan, just stand there like that.
Speaker 1: I would pick James and his stupid haircut and his
Speaker 1: spats because I think Logan is I don't like his
Speaker 1: like tweeny mustachount. They should put the black bar over it,
Speaker 1: should put a black barber his face. Yeah. Do you
Speaker 1: think she's going to pick I think it's going to
Speaker 1: be Logan, right. I think he gave her his weird bracelet,
Speaker 1: his bead bracelet. Yeah, yeah, I think I think it'll
Speaker 1: be Logan. It depends when those other girls in are
Speaker 1: they are Both of those dudes feel like they could
Speaker 1: sway pretty easily. Um, good news, I just I mean
Speaker 1: good news for you guys. I just found out that
Speaker 1: two of the tickets are going to be available, so
Speaker 1: they're not using them so we can raffle them off. Heck, yeah,
Speaker 1: do you want to pick him right now? Anna? I
Speaker 1: think i'd have to do my recent I have to
Speaker 1: like go into my m okay, great, okay great? Do
Speaker 1: the like sort of like Romeo math where I'm like
Speaker 1: do I want Well? Will you guys help us pick
Speaker 1: our tweet of the weeks? Sure? Thank you. By the way,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we're getting so many reviews. We're getting
Speaker 1: their run our mission. Here's some of the reviews we got.
Speaker 1: But we have the best fans. You know that we're
Speaker 1: trying to We were trying to get to now we're
Speaker 1: trying to get to Well, we're gonna make it. They said,
Speaker 1: uh too, We're up to two thousand, one hundred and
Speaker 1: two reviews. Are you kidding me? That has been? That
Speaker 1: is like people are really showing up? Can you believe it?
Speaker 1: Katie and Ada? I mean, look, the champs, as I've
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Speaker 1: when Whitney asked us how to do it. Okay, here's
Speaker 1: a really fun one. Here's from Michelle. Five stars. Why
Speaker 1: did it take me so long to write a review?
Speaker 1: Here we go. I've been listening to this pod from
Speaker 1: the beginning, and I am sorry for not becoming a
Speaker 1: champion fast enough, and I'm taking this long to write
Speaker 1: a review. You know what, We're all We are all
Speaker 1: a champion in our own time. Um. This is by
Speaker 1: far my favorite podcast and I look forward to it
Speaker 1: every week. Arden, Katie Dr Banana and all of the guests,
Speaker 1: especially my favorite Aaron Fully, Jim Jeffries and Rob Benedicts
Speaker 1: are amazing and the laps over here just don't stop.
Speaker 1: This is the best Bachelor podcast ever and I still
Speaker 1: watch this show so solely to listen to this. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much for much happiness and laughter weekly from
Speaker 1: this tired mom of two. So sweet. Um, all right,
Speaker 1: here's a really fun one. Five stars. Arden should be
Speaker 1: given a job on E love the pod, your guests,
Speaker 1: and the producers. You all seem to do your homework
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Speaker 1: please make sure she accepts the mission of watching this
Speaker 1: dumpster fire. She is the only one who has ever
Speaker 1: done Unaware Newbies so well. How sweet is that people
Speaker 1: seem to really enjoy Ros, which was so cute. Ross
Speaker 1: is great, She's hilarious. I gotta have Ros back asap.
Speaker 1: I totally agree. Here's a five star one uh five
Speaker 1: stars the best the best Bachelor recap show. This show
Speaker 1: is so freaking funny Arden. Our guests are hystorical and
Speaker 1: I love when they just go off the rails. My
Speaker 1: favorite episodes on the dream Team Rob Benedict, Doug Benson,
Speaker 1: and Gareth Uh. Doug will be here next week, but
Speaker 1: all the guests are funny and insightful. Adore this show.
Speaker 1: Thank you for making me snort laugh each and every week.
Speaker 1: Come on, we love our fans. I did stand up
Speaker 1: last night and there were some really sweet fans that
Speaker 1: couldn't get tickets to the live show, but they came
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Speaker 1: can be. We we have the best fans, and we
Speaker 1: love when we get our emails. You can email us
Speaker 1: at Rose podcast at gmail. This is from Claire W.
Speaker 1: The Dessert of Bachelor podcasts. Hello, longtime listener, first time emailer.
Speaker 1: First of all, I wanted to say I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan of the podcast. I don't remember when I started listening,
Speaker 1: but I will say I listened to a bunch of
Speaker 1: Bachelor podcasts and I always saved this one for last
Speaker 1: as a treat to myself for getting through the more
Speaker 1: serious ones. None of the others makes me laugh out loud,
Speaker 1: and for that, I thank you UM writing. Because they
Speaker 1: wanted to get uh. She wanted to add her name
Speaker 1: name UM. She wanted to be at her name to
Speaker 1: possibly get a ticket for the show because she's sold out.
Speaker 1: She's She's thrilled that it's sold out. She's gonna wear
Speaker 1: her O G Smoke Show shirt that day regardless. Bless
Speaker 1: you all as a recap two nights of b I
Speaker 1: p weeks sending thoughts and prayers. Are your fan forever. Claire, Claire,
Speaker 1: you're in the running. You're in the running for all
Speaker 1: the uh animal throw you on the pile and she's Claire.
Speaker 1: Can you DM me on my Instagram at Selling Hosting
Speaker 1: if you haven't already, because so I can keep track
Speaker 1: of you on there. Because I have a bunch of
Speaker 1: people and I want to make sure you're on my list.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna text you her name too. I'll
Speaker 1: do it, right do. I just want to make sure
Speaker 1: I don't miss anyone who is looking for tickets. I've
Speaker 1: been able to do a few exchanges on my Instagram,
Speaker 1: so guys, it is possible. There are people who are
Speaker 1: unfortunately unable to go last minute, and I have been
Speaker 1: able to do some exchanges. I am doing it on
Speaker 1: a first come, first served basis, so just so you know,
Speaker 1: but you never know, so keep dming me. We have
Speaker 1: a few more days. I gotta also say, uh, come
Speaker 1: to Dynasty typewriter. We're gonna be doing either moment House
Speaker 1: or some kind of hybrid with Dynasty. But if we
Speaker 1: can sell out Dynasty, because that's how our agents, um,
Speaker 1: that's how our agents know that they can book us. Like,
Speaker 1: if we can prove to venues that we sell out,
Speaker 1: we can go on a little tour and come to
Speaker 1: your city and play with you, which would be really fun.
Speaker 1: So December nine, calm l a and we'll see you then. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's go to tweeter of the week. Okay, are you
Speaker 1: ready to try to win a sleep crown for Tweeter
Speaker 1: of the Week, Our Dream Queen Julie. Our Dream Queen
Speaker 1: Julie will send you a sleep Crown. So if you
Speaker 1: win Tweeter of the Week, you email us your mailing
Speaker 1: address at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Rob, this
Speaker 1: is the time to talk about the sleep Crown and
Speaker 1: the dream Portal. Rob, you were you were newer because
Speaker 1: Gareth was an early convert. Well, yeah, I got one
Speaker 1: a few months ago and gave it to my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I lost it to my girlfriend, so she she uses
Speaker 1: it and she loves it. So I just got my own,
Speaker 1: like a few weeks ago, and it's awesome. I love
Speaker 1: it so much. Yeah, I got the black one. It's
Speaker 1: the travel size. I love the travel one and I
Speaker 1: also like to hold it like it's sort of I
Speaker 1: like it that it's like a stuffed animal. It's like
Speaker 1: a banky because I get anxiety. Okay, Garrett, dreams have
Speaker 1: you do you sleep every night with your have a
Speaker 1: travel one? I have a home one. When I'm on
Speaker 1: the road, I'm like, I'm glad i have it. But
Speaker 1: when i get home, I'm like, I'm glad I got
Speaker 1: the big Boy. I can't say enough about the Sleep Crown.
Speaker 1: It's like a waited sleep mass pillow. You put it
Speaker 1: on your face. It has the patent and nose gap technology,
Speaker 1: which we all hear about all the time. Thank god
Speaker 1: they got that patent. And uh, it is the best.
Speaker 1: I love it. It is the greatest. I it has
Speaker 1: changed the game. Last night, I had a dream that
Speaker 1: my friend I saw, Like my dreams are crazier and deeper,
Speaker 1: and I had a dream that I saw my friend
Speaker 1: Michael Connell waiting in line at some Korean food truck
Speaker 1: and he was getting a big like a whole crab basically,
Speaker 1: and I don't eat fish, and I tried half of it.
Speaker 1: Dreams like that would not be possible, that the Sleep
Speaker 1: Crown and their nosegap technology, which again is patented. Julie.
Speaker 1: I met Julie and Irvine. She came to a show.
Speaker 1: She was very nice. She wanted to pay for a poster.
Speaker 1: I gave it to her for free because she's given
Speaker 1: me five thousand dollars in sleep ground stuff and uh,
Speaker 1: and it is amazing. I've got the big body pillow.
Speaker 1: My cat loves the big body pillows, so he kind
Speaker 1: of taken it away from me. But the Sleep Crown
Speaker 1: is a game changer. I know. I have to say.
Speaker 1: Julie says she's going to come to the Dynasty Typewriter show.
Speaker 1: I'm not there that night. Dracula is there, but I'm
Speaker 1: sure he'd love to meet her. Well, Dracula, he is
Speaker 1: somebody that needs he needs a sleep crowd's he's got
Speaker 1: to do it by day two, so it really helps
Speaker 1: that nosegap technology. Again, that's also fangift technology, so that's
Speaker 1: helpful for him. Yeah, Katie, do you have a sleep crown?
Speaker 1: I do? Um, Yeah, I have the Trouble one and
Speaker 1: I really like it, Like I especially love it during
Speaker 1: the day if I want to take a nap. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's great for naps for that because it blocks out
Speaker 1: the light, the sun, like the sound, and it just
Speaker 1: like it kind of it calms, you know, help It
Speaker 1: makes you like one of those birds when they just
Speaker 1: throw a sheet over the cage and the birds like
Speaker 1: you become that. That's what I feel like, like, especially
Speaker 1: if I'm like, oh, I don't have a lot of
Speaker 1: time to take a nap, I really want a nap though,
Speaker 1: I'll put that on. I'm like a sleep and like
Speaker 1: two minutes. Yeah, I really enjoy holding my travel sleep
Speaker 1: crown and and then I liked I really mine is
Speaker 1: a pink and white stripe case. It's so soft, um,
Speaker 1: and we're giving one away at the show Sunday night.
Speaker 1: So if you're coming to Union Hall where your Champ merch,
Speaker 1: we're gonna pick somebody wearing their Champ mark. And then
Speaker 1: they were going to give away. We have a full
Speaker 1: sized sleep crown from the Dream Queen that we're going
Speaker 1: to give away. Rob, you looked so cute in your
Speaker 1: Champ shirt by the way on stage. I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it so much. There's like a four they're
Speaker 1: like off right now. If you go to our website,
Speaker 1: Rose Podcast Dot Vodka and you go to the merch
Speaker 1: page there like it's on sale right now for like off,
Speaker 1: so you should get one. All here we go. Are
Speaker 1: you guys ready to help us get pick our Twitter
Speaker 1: of the week? Oh man, we had Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Pull him up. This is a visual one. This is
Speaker 1: from Alex at Jewel Tone Champ. They should have let
Speaker 1: wells reenact Ashley and Jared's story just like they did
Speaker 1: with Sally's suitcase. Look how funny that picture is. It's
Speaker 1: so funny. Townership wells like with a pregnancy belt. But
Speaker 1: I actually thought they were going to do that. I
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, it's gonna be him dressed up Ashley,
Speaker 1: I crying, Yeah, exactly. So then this was another. This
Speaker 1: is from seth vot is a photo of Jacob doing
Speaker 1: squats on the beach and it says do we call
Speaker 1: this broga pose, pray and sligh or smash and dash um.
Speaker 1: Then we have Ryan Paulson at our puls and photo
Speaker 1: of Victoria f I'm open to everything. I've never been
Speaker 1: this way before. I can even see myself dating a
Speaker 1: man who isn't married yet. This is from Lauren Jene
Speaker 1: Johnson at words by l j J Producers pre Paradise
Speaker 1: toxic contestants. Guys, remember to not pursue anyone. Ladies, be
Speaker 1: sure your bikini tops are upside down. And if your
Speaker 1: birthday is not during filming, a new birthday will be
Speaker 1: a side to you. Everyone. It's like every day they're
Speaker 1: like and whose birthday is it today? It's so good.
Speaker 1: This is also Lauren Jene Johnson. I'm sorry, but do
Speaker 1: Aaron and James exclusively shower together on this beach? Do
Speaker 1: everything together? This is from Julie at Sassina Glass, Well,
Speaker 1: there actually wasn't an ocean here before Ashley cried, um,
Speaker 1: this is bachelor cinematic universe at Hannah Hot takes Casey
Speaker 1: is real judge for someone's whose whole vibe is if
Speaker 1: Michael Sira was an energy vampire and final to Jean
Speaker 1: at Aunt Gayle's. The Genevieve and Sane friendship is proof
Speaker 1: that it's easy for toxic girls to be friends if
Speaker 1: they aren't competing for a centaur cause playing as Hillary Clinton. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like it. Um Or Corey Maidens at Corey Maiden's
Speaker 1: Siras since Michael's impending melt in and deployed a preemptive
Speaker 1: technical glitter bomb, her body glitter is unmatched. She looks,
Speaker 1: her skin, everything about her. I'm like, Sarah is what
Speaker 1: we should strive for as the human race. She own universe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like for sure new Birthday, and then second
Speaker 1: one would be Hillary Clinton litter Bob. I like the
Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton. Okay, here we go. Jane at Aunt Gayl's,
Speaker 1: the Genevieve and Cheney friendship is proof that it's easy
Speaker 1: for toxic girls to be friends if they aren't competing
Speaker 1: for a centaur caused playing as Hillary Clinton or Lauren
Speaker 1: Geene Johnson at words by l j J producers pre
Speaker 1: paradise talk to contestants. Guys, remember to not pursue anyone. Ladies,
Speaker 1: be sure your bikini tops are upside down, and if
Speaker 1: your birthday is not during filming, a new birthday will
Speaker 1: be assigned to you. New birthday or Hillary Clinton, Gareth
Speaker 1: new Birthday. It just it got me twice. Robbie b
Speaker 1: b New Birthday, Katie new Birthday, Tanna, I gotta go
Speaker 1: new Birthday. I gotta go new birthday you when Johnson
Speaker 1: I worked. But LGJ produces pre parties to contestance guys,
Speaker 1: remember do not pursue anyone. Ladies, be sure you're Bokini
Speaker 1: top strup sid down and if your birthday is not
Speaker 1: during filming, a new birthday will be assigned to you. Gareth,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining us. What would you
Speaker 1: like to promote? Thank you, Arden, uh and everybody. You
Speaker 1: can follow me at Reynolds Gareth. My special will be
Speaker 1: coming out soon. It's fantastic. The Dollar for my podcast
Speaker 1: is on tour starting next week. Uh in like Columbus
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Michigan and then like Nashville and Indianapolis and Kansas City.
Speaker 1: So go to Dollar podcast dot com for ticket information
Speaker 1: and Gareth will be performing with us at Dynasty Typewriter
Speaker 1: on December nine. And just to make everybody comfortable performing,
Speaker 1: we would love if you guys would wear a mask
Speaker 1: and well they'll have proof of vacs just so that
Speaker 1: everybody's safe and sound for the holidays. That would be
Speaker 1: so awesome, So we would love for that to happen. Rob,
Speaker 1: what would you like to promote? Well, you can find
Speaker 1: me on Instagram at row Benedict or Twitter Rob Benedict.
Speaker 1: Some fun projects coming up I can't talk about yet,
Speaker 1: but in the meantime you can listen to our supernatural
Speaker 1: rewatch podcast called Supernatural Then and Now. And he're also
Speaker 1: going to be competing for my heart at the birthday.
Speaker 1: I'm so ready for this. December nine. We're probably thinking
Speaker 1: around seven, so you guys can still go out to
Speaker 1: holiday parties. Um, but plan around it. We need to
Speaker 1: sell it out so we can go on tour, but
Speaker 1: the tickets are not up yet, so just like make
Speaker 1: but it's officially that's when we're doing it. Um Dr Banana,
Speaker 1: what would you like to promote I'm at an hosting
Speaker 1: on Twitter, at selling hosting on Instagram, but also check
Speaker 1: out our Patreon. We're talking about Southern charm and then
Speaker 1: we're going into a Winterhouse Baby, which I've never seen
Speaker 1: and it's your in Brendan's favorite show. So you guys
Speaker 1: are gonna guide me through it. You're so excited. I
Speaker 1: love Winter So just Brendant, so just Brendon. They both
Speaker 1: love it like they fucking love Yeah, it's great. Come
Speaker 1: if you couldn't get tickets to see us at Union Hall,
Speaker 1: come uh this Saturday at five to Bravo Con and
Speaker 1: watch me be um sonya Morrigan don't Oh, it's legitimately
Speaker 1: like I have a chill. I can't even I'm so
Speaker 1: funny excited. It's gonna take everything I mean not to
Speaker 1: flash the crowd manner like you know how she always
Speaker 1: gets drunk at Luia shows and flashes the crowd. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be really hard to like keep my scars down.
Speaker 1: It's and it's gonna be bad. I'm and I'm wearing
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Speaker 1: So December ninth, Dynasty Typewriter, around seven pm, we're doing
Speaker 1: a live, improvised full season. We have Gareth, we have Rob.
Speaker 1: I think we might have Lance Bath. I think Aaron
Speaker 1: fully might be doing it, so there'll be a full night.
Speaker 1: We're just sort of putting it together now. We're also
Speaker 1: doing sketch fst January twenty nine. Robs Garett, we'd love
Speaker 1: to bring you up. You wanted to come, It's a
Speaker 1: Sunday if you're available. January twenty nine. We adore you.
Speaker 1: You can think about it, but we're invited. I feel
Speaker 1: very on the spot. You don't have to say yes.
Speaker 1: You don't have to say yes, but to have you,
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Speaker 1: don't want to buy you a star. I'm not buying
Speaker 1: you a star. My son can handle not buying you
Speaker 1: a star. I'm not buying you a star. You don't
Speaker 1: need to come. It's not coming. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: All right until next time. My name is arn Raine. Goodbye, fine,
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