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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for making My wife confessed

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Speaker 2: Let it out, Let it out.

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Speaker 1: This comes from due affection, and they say, I thirty

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Speaker 1: A few months ago I found out from my wife's

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Speaker 1: had lasted a month. I was devastated and asked her why.

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Speaker 1: She gave no excuses for it, and she just said

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Speaker 1: I asked her if I lacked in anything. She said no,

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: What did I do wrong? What's what's wrong with me?

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Speaker 1: What about me? Makes me cheat worthy?

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Speaker 2: Oh? God?

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Speaker 1: Also like, if there was something, would you want to

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Speaker 3: So it does that happen again?

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Speaker 2: Yes? So dude, you're a massacres brother. I love the torture. Ah.

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Speaker 1: I needed a few days to process this. My wife

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Speaker 1: How about cheating on me? Come on, what does that

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Speaker 2: You?

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Speaker 1: You did this, not me?

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Speaker 2: You?

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Speaker 1: She said she would do anything I wanted for the

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Speaker 1: rest of my life. Anything every Tuesday, staking a blitz.

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Speaker 2: You have that ready to go, ready to rip to

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Speaker 1: No, I don't. I don't think even that could save

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Speaker 1: or to completely forgive her? And that? What?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow?

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Speaker 1: This is?

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Speaker 1: I needed only one thing for my wife to completely

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Speaker 1: I told her that was my only condition. That's a

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Speaker 2: No? It feels it feels like petty revenge.

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Speaker 1: It feels like you just want to put your partner

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but she put you through pain.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. She did a k eye for an

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Speaker 2: Both both got salvating salary.

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Speaker 1: You smell the steak, that makes your activated much slot.

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Speaker 3: Yes, after about two months, every time you smell steak, erection.

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Speaker 2: Hide the meats.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, you just have loft straight up like a dog. Dude.

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Speaker 3: I read a story of a girl that every time

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Speaker 1: That's smart, that's.

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Speaker 2: Incentives.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and she would like clean and then he would like,

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Speaker 1: Let us know if that works. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even try that.

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Speaker 1: I've never even tried that. Put it in the comments below.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about it, ladies. You want work done around

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Speaker 3: the house, what are you saying. I'm just saying, have

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want, you don't have to if anyway, anyway,

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Speaker 1: I don't like this either. You know what I do

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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole? Oh?

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Speaker 2: She's doing fine. She just cries herself asleep every night

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Speaker 2: of her life. Cheating is bad, she has no friends.

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Speaker 1: Cheating is bad. Somehow this is worse.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, like this guy is I like this all?

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Speaker 2: This is really bad.

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Speaker 1: I do not like this at all. Kind of sucks

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Speaker 2: You just gotta like like the the evil revenge, like

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Speaker 2: in life? Like, now, your wife is miserable, don't you

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Speaker 2: want your Like, if you really want to, like stay

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Speaker 1: Go to Ralph's and pick up a tea bone.

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Speaker 2: Don't you want them to be? Like if if you're

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Speaker 2: you also gonna be a little miserable?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Like, come on, I think he likes it. I

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's his t bone, bro. Yeah this I don't

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Speaker 1: I think I think Yeah, I think he's the A hole?

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Speaker 2: Is everyone the A hole? Here?

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Speaker 1: I think everyone's the A whole?

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Speaker 3: I think so too, all right, I do have I

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Speaker 3: am very curious though, if you found out your partner

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Speaker 2: And are you for real about your answer? No, I

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Speaker 1: Like I don't. I wouldn't want my partner to do

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Speaker 1: it's it's meaningless, yeah, because then the steak tastes bad

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Speaker 2: Like like if someone doesn't actually want to do something

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Speaker 1: Volition exactly, even if they're like, oh, I I want

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Speaker 1: It's not like I wouldn't feel good having someone do

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm trying to think what I would say in

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Speaker 2: it's kind of one of those things where it's like

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if something like this, I mean it,

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Speaker 1: I guess it shows Like I'm like I was about

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Speaker 1: to say, I don't know if something like this builds trust,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think there is some level of you know,

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Speaker 1: Ye.

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Speaker 2: Not that you have to, obviously, but that can be

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's just it just takes years to build

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Speaker 1: I think, like I think you. I mean, like maybe

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Speaker 2: And you can't get mad at me for still not

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Speaker 1: In quote unquote over it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, in a reasonable amount of time. I do think

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Speaker 1: Ye, yes, you both have to move past it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you both have to move past it.

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Speaker 1: So and it's like what can happen? But I guess

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Speaker 2: It just seems like bro's bro's, Bro's crazy.

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Speaker 1: I don't there's something ichy about it. Yeah, it's looking

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to see you're like, you're you're who

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Speaker 1: You know you don't. And I again, I think we

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Speaker 2: I can get behind that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then maybe like a skirt steak or a.

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Speaker 2: No skirt, no skirt? Bro Like, skirts skirts are great,

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: But hey, I want to know from y'all, what would

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Speaker 1: I recently found out what I was. My mom did

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's right, because it'll work if anyone in your

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Speaker 1: My mom like looked it up. And the only thing

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Speaker 2: Rocket It no hate or shame on you, but that

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Speaker 1: Yes, I definitely fall into that category. But I appreciate

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Speaker 2: It's interesting to know.

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Speaker 1: But I have a story about moms that are not

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Speaker 2: You know, I don't have a child, but I typically

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Speaker 1: here's how things went down. Uh. Oh, my sister went

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Speaker 2: When you have a restraining order against.

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Speaker 1: I packed a taser while patrolling the parking lot, but

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Speaker 1: Whatever you have to do to get through this entitled

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Speaker 1: We're all of the belief that entitled Mother was holding

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Speaker 2: I don't know what your mother did you, but do you.

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Speaker 1: Really have to taser? Got a taser? She's gotten too

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Speaker 2: He's got some stories on there.

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Speaker 1: Stories for sure.

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Speaker 2: a taser for Please.

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