Speaker 1: Why is it so hot? Oh god, what's recording? Someone's recording?
Speaker 2: Listen to the way he speaks to you, My.
Speaker 3: Gosh, box up.
Speaker 4: That's why he's got an attitude, mister two, stop talking
Speaker 4: for yep, oh boy, No, no, I'm just just this.
Speaker 2: The moment where we get to hear the big themes song.
Speaker 1: We have three or four different ways to start the show.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is your podcast.
Speaker 1: You know what. Let's play the theme song, okay, and
Speaker 1: then we'll get into why there's other voices here? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, you're ready. It's episode fifty eight of Serial Killers.
Speaker 3: Somebody box boys playse say.
Speaker 2: These two boys will save that two box in a
Speaker 2: cereal reviewing cereals the Scott and in a Cereal folk
Speaker 2: taking songs.
Speaker 1: No updated for you ready, listen right here, it's updated.
Speaker 5: It's the Seri.
Speaker 4: The Seri's the show.
Speaker 1: Show.
Speaker 2: Is this the best we can do?
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, you know what?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 1: Free exactly hate? I hate you? Wait you are you fine?
Speaker 1: You want to hear the other one? Oh?
Speaker 6: No, I don't know if we have time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, this one's gonna be extra long.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'll stop his one in the middle.
Speaker 1: This is another.
Speaker 5: One causa what's gonna be Well?
Speaker 2: Tells you what's saira jel tonight?
Speaker 1: And then that goes off for another like two minutes
Speaker 1: because Brody only writes massively long songs. And then he
Speaker 1: just gave us this one.
Speaker 5: Okay, when you hand jam spoon man, Spoonman, it's such
Speaker 5: an obscure nineties is all rock?
Speaker 1: Is that fantastic?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's so freaking hot in here. I'm sweating.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, Honey, Scotty Bee is having a moment.
Speaker 8: He has a T shirt on it. I don't understand
Speaker 8: why he's hot.
Speaker 2: Good Lork.
Speaker 1: Can we just say what's going on? Everyone's like, what
Speaker 1: the hell is going on? So this is Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: It's our podcast about cereal. It's where we eat cereal. Yes,
Speaker 1: and we think inside the box. I'm that's gotta be
Speaker 1: by the way. That's Andrew, Honey and Carolina here because
Speaker 1: crossover episode. Do you remember, like in Different Strokes, but
Speaker 1: Tooty would come on absolutely and just like I never
Speaker 1: watched that. I'm so young different.
Speaker 2: Why I got to be toot.
Speaker 8: Who you're trying to be?
Speaker 1: Well, Okay, you're gonna be miss Garrett going on to
Speaker 1: facts of life. Whatever.
Speaker 2: Okay, so now you called me old.
Speaker 7: So this is serial Killers and Spanglish, right, yes, love it,
Speaker 7: honey Germany my COEs from life in Spanglish.
Speaker 8: I am here and let me tell you.
Speaker 3: I did not eat late last night, so I was like,
Speaker 3: I gotta leave mustaving nice and empty.
Speaker 8: Fowl of the cereal in the ninety.
Speaker 7: I had Monza ball soup this morning that Scotty Bee's
Speaker 7: wife so graciously made for me, and I'm just gonna
Speaker 7: reveal it. I was going to post a video later.
Speaker 7: She was so kind and gave Greg Tea a tupperware.
Speaker 1: And he threw in the garbage.
Speaker 2: Right, No, I actually ate it.
Speaker 1: I told you.
Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't even bother giving it to you.
Speaker 1: I ate it because here's the thing, this is what
Speaker 1: I thought. I gave one to you and one to
Speaker 1: Greg Tea, and in my mind I'm envisioning him taking
Speaker 1: him out of the bag, going I don't want this
Speaker 1: and throw the garbage.
Speaker 2: No, he was actually upset with me. Yeah, he was like,
Speaker 2: what that's messed up?
Speaker 1: Before we start?
Speaker 6: What is your favorite cereals?
Speaker 8: Honey, cinnamon toast crunch?
Speaker 3: I love anything sugary, anything that's going to be having
Speaker 3: me bouncing.
Speaker 1: Off the walls, and you're going to like this day.
Speaker 8: That's when I was little. I guess now.
Speaker 3: I don't really eat cereal, but cinnamon toast crunch is
Speaker 3: really my favorite.
Speaker 7: That's a grime. We love cereal in our house. It's
Speaker 7: actually a late night snack for us.
Speaker 1: Hello, Halloween costumes, Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Know, we have to discuss.
Speaker 7: I actually like fruity cereals though, so fruity pebbles tricks.
Speaker 2: They're not just for kids. Fruit loops.
Speaker 8: Captain crunch is good to Captain crunch.
Speaker 2: I can get down with cap'n crunch berries.
Speaker 6: Oh he gets angry, Captain.
Speaker 1: It's Captain. They're gonna go back to you said, captain.
Speaker 1: He's crazy.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Do you know that there's been like well over fifty
Speaker 1: varieties of Captain crunch over the years, like ridiculous ones
Speaker 1: like orange cream and all kinds of crap that they
Speaker 1: come and go from time to time. And actually, hey,
Speaker 1: we're gonna see one of those.
Speaker 2: A limited a dish.
Speaker 1: No we're not.
Speaker 2: Should we have somebody go over to your studio?
Speaker 1: But you know, because I was going to say that
Speaker 1: for the next one. It's a holiday one. I need
Speaker 1: it for a later episode.
Speaker 2: I was really excited.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. You guys are gonna love today. I promise.
Speaker 3: Don't have any Frank and Berry, count Chacula anything, Halloween.
Speaker 1: No, we did all those already. Plus, this is not
Speaker 1: going to run like late November.
Speaker 2: Perfect. Okay, So do we have Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much. Yes, we have Gravy Cereal. Since you
Speaker 1: guys are I guess guests, I mean you can choose
Speaker 1: whether you want classic or new. First we do one
Speaker 1: Classics or the one New Cereal. Then generally a bonus box.
Speaker 1: I usually let Andrew pick, and then I say no
Speaker 1: and just do what I want.
Speaker 2: Perfect, I'll follow your lead.
Speaker 3: Well, this feels very much like when I was shopping
Speaker 3: for wedding cakes.
Speaker 8: Oh really, yes, so what did you take of everything?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 8: We up having like a Dominican cake.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 1: That means milk.
Speaker 2: Spanglish portion milk are like check.
Speaker 1: All right, honey, I'm gonna let you choose, but you
Speaker 1: like a newer classic today to start.
Speaker 3: Let's start with class Let's start with classics.
Speaker 1: There's been many varieties of these over the years. Okay,
Speaker 1: this one has been around the longest of this particular brand.
Speaker 2: Should we guess it?
Speaker 1: I mean it's a Kellogg's cereal. It's in an orange box.
Speaker 8: Oh I know, honey, No, they're little right.
Speaker 1: No, no, honey, smacks is Kelloggs.
Speaker 6: Acrossing many weeds?
Speaker 8: You better not have brought me that.
Speaker 2: Oh no, honey is offended.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna reluctively go down to the cereal set.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, you want to stick your hand, you can stick
Speaker 1: my hand, your hand in my sack the next time.
Speaker 3: I want to kill somebody right now, but this is
Speaker 3: Does that work for this?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, but no, I'm going to go back to my.
Speaker 8: Can I start over?
Speaker 2: I would like to know why do you like frosted
Speaker 2: many weas? Why would you?
Speaker 1: They're so good?
Speaker 2: But why would you consider this a classic cereal? Like,
Speaker 2: can you give me any kind of it's.
Speaker 1: A classic cereal because it's been around for a long time.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, So.
Speaker 1: It started off as shredded wheat. Remember those bricks that
Speaker 1: were like this big and it was just shredded wheat.
Speaker 1: Then they made many shredded wheat and then they frosted them.
Speaker 1: Back in the seventies, you know what.
Speaker 3: I can't turn down a good frosting, and I can't
Speaker 3: turn down some fiber.
Speaker 1: I remember those commercials for the Kid in Me and
Speaker 1: then it was the Cowboy, and then it was a
Speaker 1: Little Kid and they flipped it over.
Speaker 4: No, he knows every commercial to remember, but I saw it.
Speaker 4: He also says things from the eighties, and it's like,
Speaker 4: do you remember. I'm like, no, nineteen ninety one is
Speaker 4: when I was born.
Speaker 6: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Way to make me feel old.
Speaker 8: Just give me four Give me.
Speaker 1: A ceramic bowls in here. I know sound effects. No,
Speaker 1: hold on add in post production. No, I don't add
Speaker 1: things in post production. Yes you do, don't.
Speaker 2: Is this a muck bang? If you put it up there?
Speaker 3: Listen, we're about to make this s M S R
Speaker 3: or whatever the that. Then we're gonna make a muck
Speaker 3: bang and er your killers. Life is Spanglish, all.
Speaker 1: Of it already for it. I do know some Spanish,
Speaker 1: you know, I know you do.
Speaker 7: You're very good at speaking Spanish. When sometimes he'll call
Speaker 7: me and ask me, hey, can you tell the cleaning
Speaker 7: lady to do that?
Speaker 8: I am weak right now.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say I tell the cleaning lady
Speaker 1: stuff and they're like whoa. They're like they think, oh
Speaker 1: my god, now he knows that we're talking about him.
Speaker 1: And they you know, they don't say stuff anymore.
Speaker 8: They don't tash you anymore right in front of you.
Speaker 1: And they'll be like, oh, you know, like oh my god.
Speaker 7: And then they go back and they talk about him
Speaker 7: and they're like they'll be like.
Speaker 1: Okay, you guys go so fast. I can't get it.
Speaker 1: It's like when I go to Cancun, I can get
Speaker 1: a couple of words. I can tell taxi drivers where
Speaker 1: to go, but when they start going really fast, I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it does get a little overwhelm. Take me
Speaker 2: to the ready. Here we go. This is the Frosted
Speaker 2: Classic Mini weeks.
Speaker 1: I like to let the milk permeate the miniats a
Speaker 1: little bit, just a little bit soft. I like them
Speaker 1: crunchy too, but I like a little bit soft.
Speaker 6: Caretty one.
Speaker 1: Hold on, m I like percent milk really changed the
Speaker 1: dynamic of the cereal. If you use fat free verse
Speaker 1: one percent or two weeks in a whole stage right now,
Speaker 1: I hate you so.
Speaker 8: Much, ain't it?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 6: Out of five bowl?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Our rating scale is one.
Speaker 4: The bowl is like a full star. Spoon is like
Speaker 4: a half a star. So out of a full five bowls,
Speaker 4: what would you give it one?
Speaker 2: A one bowl? Wow?
Speaker 3: I think this is my most hated cereal of my
Speaker 3: life by racing brand.
Speaker 1: It is sweet?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: Because of the little shred of wheat like rips your
Speaker 1: mouth up.
Speaker 3: It just reminds me of like nursing home food or
Speaker 3: something like. This is what you would give Grandpa cereal.
Speaker 2: Toast of cereals, I think it is. I give it
Speaker 2: two bowls and a spoon.
Speaker 6: Everyone show me and I give this three bowls in
Speaker 6: a spoon.
Speaker 1: Really three balls and a spoon, sugar on top, frosty
Speaker 1: and look at that. You get a free book on
Speaker 1: the back. We've also talked about how there really are
Speaker 1: no prizes in cereal anymore. When's the last time you
Speaker 1: saw a box of cereal with a prize? And side
Speaker 1: used to open up and there were banks and license
Speaker 1: plates and.
Speaker 3: I would empty out the whole entire damn bag. Then
Speaker 3: the bag wouldn't fit anymore. My mom's like, who went
Speaker 3: into damn bag?
Speaker 1: Jam your hand in there to the bottom to get
Speaker 1: the little piece of scrap water gun out of there.
Speaker 7: How about I believe that children's reading has been stunted
Speaker 7: because now they're not reading cereal boxes anymore. When they're
Speaker 7: eating cereal on Saturday mornings, they're watching television or they're
Speaker 7: on the iPad.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 7: Whereas before you would like do the little games that
Speaker 7: they had on the back, or you know, you would
Speaker 7: read the side of it. There was always information about it,
Speaker 7: and so I feel like that is something that was
Speaker 7: so beneficial.
Speaker 2: When we were younger.
Speaker 1: You're right, we should bring it back.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, But you know what, I'm going to finish my
Speaker 2: frosted mini weeks.
Speaker 7: Gave it two bowls in a spoon. I give it
Speaker 7: two bowls in a spoon. Am I a tough critic?
Speaker 7: Am I the New York Times? Yes, of this podcast.
Speaker 8: She's greedy, That's what she is. I'm gonna finish this
Speaker 8: cereal right here?
Speaker 1: All right? What do you give it? Three bowls in
Speaker 1: a spoon?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I like it classic. My favorite variety of frosted miniwheeds
Speaker 1: is the one with the raspberry in the middle. I
Speaker 1: was allergic, almost died from Yeah the thing. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a little touch of fruit and there's raspberry like almost
Speaker 1: like preserves in the middle.
Speaker 2: Why did you bring the sap?
Speaker 1: They used to have it with raisins, but they stopped
Speaker 1: making that.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Yeah, that would be lovely, like a
Speaker 2: little fruit variety.
Speaker 1: And yeah, fruit is good. Real fruit is better than
Speaker 1: fruity pebbles and crab like raisins.
Speaker 6: And dehydrated though, because that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: I can't hydrated fruit and cereal. I get it. You
Speaker 1: can't just a.
Speaker 6: Box like banana chips.
Speaker 4: Who eats banana che I love ba chips, dehydrated ones.
Speaker 8: More tropical mango ones.
Speaker 6: Mango I can do. I like dehydrated mango.
Speaker 2: You know that.
Speaker 7: I actually buy the dehydrated strawberries at Trader Joe's now,
Speaker 7: and I will put it in my multi green cheerios,
Speaker 7: and that gives me kind of like a combination.
Speaker 1: Well, now, I'm a serial purist. So the way it
Speaker 1: comes is the way you eat it.
Speaker 2: Oh my bad.
Speaker 1: Also, no, you do what you want in your own home.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 4: Your co host thought the strawberry on the cheerios box
Speaker 4: was the mascot for all cheerios. Yeah, he was convinced
Speaker 4: scottscot strawberry was the mascot.
Speaker 2: You're kidding me?
Speaker 7: Interesting, Wow, he is really not the brightest Okay, So.
Speaker 1: Let me run down to the cereal sack get the
Speaker 1: new one. And since the holidays are on the way,
Speaker 1: you guys are gonna be excited because you're so honey.
Speaker 1: Did say cinnamon toast crunch was one of her favorites?
Speaker 1: So this is a holiday variety from the toast crunch family.
Speaker 1: All right, it's sugar cookie toast crunch.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I am so excited.
Speaker 1: Right, this is going to be a good one. Wow,
Speaker 1: this just came out well, seeing as what today's October whatever,
Speaker 1: and this is gonna air in November whatever. This came
Speaker 1: out about two weeks ago as of today, So I
Speaker 1: just confused everybody. But I'm going to give it the sky.
Speaker 4: He has to shake the cereal box because he's convinced
Speaker 4: that the flavor. He's convinced the flavor moves.
Speaker 2: Yes, because you do get some of the sugar on
Speaker 2: the bottom, it doesn't do anything.
Speaker 1: Cereal settles in shipping, so you have to mix it up,
Speaker 1: especially when there's chunks of other things in it. Andrew,
Speaker 1: I hate you so much.
Speaker 2: Hold on, let me look this up.
Speaker 7: I'm looking up sugar cookie toast crunch because I want
Speaker 7: to hear a little bit more about it.
Speaker 1: Smell so good.
Speaker 6: Do your kids like cereal?
Speaker 2: They do? And actually, now what we do.
Speaker 7: Noah is six, and the night before if we go
Speaker 7: out on a Saturday night, we.
Speaker 2: Will leave out bowls. We will leave out the cereal.
Speaker 7: And then I take an old creamer bottle and I
Speaker 7: put the milk in the creamer bottle so that he
Speaker 7: can wake up in the morning and serve cereal to
Speaker 7: himself and his brother.
Speaker 2: And he feels like he's such a big boy. He's
Speaker 2: so proud of himself.
Speaker 1: If he was such a big boy, he'd be able
Speaker 1: to pour it from a milk carton.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I just don't want to clean savage.
Speaker 7: Like wow, Oh I'm sorry, did I just curse?
Speaker 1: I peep it just because you know this is a
Speaker 1: family friendly podcast, you know whatever. This smell is really good.
Speaker 1: It's a General Mills product.
Speaker 8: Love General Scotty. I need enough because I know this
Speaker 8: is going to be my breakfast.
Speaker 2: You might not like it, though, Wow, that's I sull
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 8: I think so too, basically like cereal.
Speaker 3: Yes, and you know my husband eats his cereal in
Speaker 3: a very particular way. He only serves himself. A tiny
Speaker 3: little bit pours the milk. A tiny little bit pours
Speaker 3: the milk. He would never pour an entire bowl of cereal.
Speaker 3: Needs it to be extra crunchy.
Speaker 1: That's interesting.
Speaker 3: So he only pours like the bottom of the bowl
Speaker 3: at a time.
Speaker 6: Really, so he'll go back for like third and fourth.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm breaking news here.
Speaker 7: General Mills actually released this cereal back in twenty fifteen
Speaker 7: when on High eight.
Speaker 1: It comes out during a lot of these series will
Speaker 1: come out during the holidays, go away and come back,
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 2: It made a triumphant return.
Speaker 3: It's a box seal for cereal enthusiasts aka Scott.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Andrew is just along for the ride. He
Speaker 1: doesn't care about cereal. He doesn't know about it about
Speaker 1: every time.
Speaker 8: You're schooling him here, Yes, you know what that's mine?
Speaker 6: Oh, this smells so good.
Speaker 2: This is so we can't eat it?
Speaker 1: Yes, sorry you have to wait because here we go. Milk.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're so good.
Speaker 2: That is really good, you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, Hell that's not breakfast. Oh yeah it is.
Speaker 1: Desserts really tastes like sugar cookie.
Speaker 6: It tastes like icing.
Speaker 7: They did a great job with the balance of flavors.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna give us four balls.
Speaker 7: I have a question for you guys. Is there a
Speaker 7: cereal that got five bowls?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Can you do five balls and a spoon or five balls?
Speaker 1: Top?
Speaker 2: So what is the cereal that got five balls?
Speaker 1: For me? It was a Lucky Charms and Count chocola.
Speaker 4: M rice treat cereal is mine? I love rice well,
Speaker 4: the new recipes disgust the bland rice, Krispy Tree cereal.
Speaker 4: It's like marshmallow. It's delicious.
Speaker 8: Oh, I'm thinking of the original, right get in?
Speaker 6: No, not the blue box. This is the purple box,
Speaker 6: got it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I like this.
Speaker 8: I love this.
Speaker 2: I'm giving this four.
Speaker 1: Bowls, okay, and we need four balls?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Four bowls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna do four bowls in a spoon. It's good.
Speaker 2: Four bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: If there were marshmallows in there, I bump it up
Speaker 1: to five.
Speaker 2: Yes, that would be That would be the clincher.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's usually what does it for me? Add marshmallows
Speaker 1: and get a better rating.
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: No, I agree?
Speaker 8: Is it wrong that I want to keep eating it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: Please?
Speaker 2: Do I want more?
Speaker 1: You go more?
Speaker 2: You give me too much milk?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Is this it? Do you only get to try two
Speaker 2: boxes of cereal?
Speaker 1: No? Because you guys are here, we're gonna do a special.
Speaker 1: Uh well, I like to play this thing. Andrew yells
Speaker 1: at me, Hold on.
Speaker 2: Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: And for today's bonus box jingle, Andrew, guess where we're going?
Speaker 2: Where serial Killers in turn National? Oh my gosh, we
Speaker 2: have something from across the pond.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's not across the pond. So because we're
Speaker 1: doing you know, our crossover with life and Spanglish here. Okay,
Speaker 1: So why are you laughing at me? I hate you
Speaker 1: so much?
Speaker 2: You just get so excited. It's like watch like I'm
Speaker 2: a fifteen.
Speaker 1: Year old do a book report.
Speaker 8: I'm in suspense right now.
Speaker 1: Well, so I used to go to Cancun a lot,
Speaker 1: and every time I would go, I would go to
Speaker 1: the Walmart there and walk up and down the cereal
Speaker 1: aisle because I had They had all this crazy crap
Speaker 1: and I loved it, and I would bring boxes of
Speaker 1: cereal home with me. And I always remember this one.
Speaker 1: We did the American version way back when we first
Speaker 1: started this. They've had mascots such as Jose the Monkey,
Speaker 1: and they've had elephants and Huckleberry Hound and all kinds
Speaker 1: of different mascots over the years. However, the mascot for
Speaker 1: this version of this Cerea has always been Melvin, Melvin
Speaker 1: the Elephant, Melvin.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see if you can tell me what's going
Speaker 1: on here, because I don't understand, but I can say
Speaker 1: whatever Isxican. It is the Mexican version of Coco Crispy's.
Speaker 1: That's right, Chocolate Crispy with Melvin on the front.
Speaker 2: This is amazing me.
Speaker 8: Cue he got hazel lies.
Speaker 2: Look at that.
Speaker 1: There was an elephant on the American version for a while.
Speaker 1: They got rid of him, and actually snap Crackle Pop
Speaker 1: was on here, and then they changed it to Choco
Speaker 1: the Monkey. I remember, remember the little chocolate monkey that
Speaker 1: was on there.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm so confused. I'm glad it's an elephant.
Speaker 1: Now Cocoe it was. The monkey was Cocone and then
Speaker 1: it went back to Snappackle Pop. So if you look,
Speaker 1: if you look at the if you look at the
Speaker 1: version that's in the supermarkets here in America, now snap
Speaker 1: Crackle Pop or back on the box.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, this is an exciting moment for us.
Speaker 7: Did you bring these back from King Kun? How did
Speaker 7: we acquire the chocoal crispies?
Speaker 1: I got it with the Walmart along Island, let me guess.
Speaker 7: Him, said, like, there's a Walmart that we went to
Speaker 7: on the way back from the airport, and I slip
Speaker 7: it was banging.
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding you. I got every single thing
Speaker 2: that I needed to make.
Speaker 3: Like it because Bratwood cee, I all that is right
Speaker 3: over there.
Speaker 1: This one came from farming deal.
Speaker 8: Farming deal.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
Speaker 4: I just want to know what Amy would think when
Speaker 4: you're on like a cant coon vacation, be like, I
Speaker 4: don't want to lay out, I want to go to
Speaker 4: the Walmart.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, what did I do when we went
Speaker 1: to Elvis's wedding in Santa Fe. You went to the grocery.
Speaker 1: I took it over to the supermarket and I went
Speaker 1: up and down I bought cereal.
Speaker 2: Was there any Southwestern cereals?
Speaker 1: There was really nothing different. There was just store brands
Speaker 1: that are a little bit different. And we found some
Speaker 1: version with some cashew butter that I liked that I
Speaker 1: brought back.
Speaker 7: It was pretty interesting. Wait, can I just say something?
Speaker 7: Am I being rude because I'm chewing into it? Because
Speaker 7: I'm crunching into the microphone At all of.
Speaker 8: Podcasts, I'm sure the listeners are used to crunch crunch.
Speaker 1: See these look a little bit different. They're not quite
Speaker 1: as dark as the American counterpart that.
Speaker 8: Looks like rabbit.
Speaker 2: There's less additives.
Speaker 1: It looks like rabbit poop.
Speaker 8: I don't want to say that.
Speaker 6: Do you like cocoa pebbles?
Speaker 8: I do like coco pebbles.
Speaker 1: See, coco pebbles and cocoa crispies are very different.
Speaker 6: Okay, I was gonna say, maybe you like this one,
Speaker 6: but apparently not.
Speaker 3: You know the best part of chocolate cereal is the
Speaker 3: chocolate milk.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I will not dispute that.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna wait on this to turn into a little
Speaker 3: milkshake situation, and I have to say.
Speaker 1: The best chocolate cereal milk is cocoa pebbles. There's there's
Speaker 1: no doubt.
Speaker 2: Cocoa pebbles is better than cocoa crispy.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, the chocolate the milk cereal. I love cocoa
Speaker 1: pebbles and the cereal milk is wow.
Speaker 2: I am gonna be bluted. I forgot my lact tape.
Speaker 1: You told me I would have brought lack tab.
Speaker 6: This smells good. Yeah, I feel like they're like in clusters,
Speaker 6: not just like.
Speaker 8: So this came.
Speaker 1: Sure, I drove down with my drug mule and I
Speaker 1: brought it back.
Speaker 2: Did you get this from.
Speaker 1: Different?
Speaker 2: Mmmm?
Speaker 8: You're dragging it, Andrew. Is not that good?
Speaker 1: Goods crazy? It's it's definitely different. It's not as chocolate
Speaker 1: as the American version, and the chocolate is different.
Speaker 8: This definitely tastes like vacation cereal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna have to be honest and say I
Speaker 2: don't love it.
Speaker 1: Right, there's not as much I'm going to give this.
Speaker 4: See, I'm going to give this three bowls. I liked
Speaker 4: it at first, but then the chocolate disappears, and then
Speaker 4: you're just chewing on.
Speaker 1: Vive la adventura de chocoate caliber. Enjoy the chocolate caliber adventure.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 8: One I enjoy a caliber adventure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not really like. Okay, so here's my here's
Speaker 2: my judgment.
Speaker 7: I was going to give it two bowls in a spoon,
Speaker 7: but I think that it gets that extra bump to
Speaker 7: three bowls only because it's chocolate and I'm a big
Speaker 7: chocolate fan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm not. I think I think they missed
Speaker 2: the mark on this one a little bit. I really do.
Speaker 2: I think it's just a three bowl cereal.
Speaker 6: Oh you went back to eating?
Speaker 8: Why you had to blow me up?
Speaker 4: By?
Speaker 6: What did you get the chocoate crispies?
Speaker 2: It like two.
Speaker 3: It brings about nostalgia because I used to spend a
Speaker 3: lot of Summis in Dominican Republic and we had all
Speaker 3: the and all like the fake versions of the cereals.
Speaker 3: So it kind of like brought me back to my
Speaker 3: struggling childhood. But I would definitely not buy this.
Speaker 1: Do you remember Melvin because he is the Latin mascot
Speaker 1: for I.
Speaker 2: Never saw the Caribbean.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: By the way, my mom only.
Speaker 7: Bought generic cereal went a bag. It was in the
Speaker 7: black and white box, like.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was actually called no frills, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I would say corn flakes.
Speaker 7: Corn flakes, but yeah that we wouldn't get like name
Speaker 7: brand cereals until later on in life. But it was
Speaker 7: something that brought my brother and I together. My brother Rene,
Speaker 7: he was going to medical school. And I was still
Speaker 7: in high school and every night he would come home
Speaker 7: from work and he would sit down and be like, so.
Speaker 2: Tell me what's up, girl, Tell me what's up?
Speaker 7: And he would want to hear about the cheerleader drama
Speaker 7: and stuff, which is kind of creepy now, but anyway,
Speaker 7: we would sit down and have a bowl of cereal together,
Speaker 7: and that's kind of what would like bring us together.
Speaker 7: So cereal is like the common denominator with me and
Speaker 7: my brother.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really cool.
Speaker 8: That's dope.
Speaker 3: We met with Cereal is all about mom not being
Speaker 3: there when we woke up. You know, we were like
Speaker 3: latch key kids, right, So it was just like four
Speaker 3: boxes of cereal on the table, The milk is in
Speaker 3: the in the refrigerator.
Speaker 8: You guys feed yourself before you Did you ever have.
Speaker 1: The bags of cereal from maultimeal.
Speaker 3: No, we never had the bags of cereal.
Speaker 8: It was weird.
Speaker 3: We we used to get food stamps and we used
Speaker 3: to make sure we used them on the good exactly
Speaker 3: frosted flakes raising brand from my mom. And you know,
Speaker 3: I wasn't even getting the thank you government.
Speaker 1: Being a frosted Flakes. That's another cereal I used to
Speaker 1: see in Mexico zaras Y. Yeah, that's what I always
Speaker 1: said it. There was frosted flakes of corn and they
Speaker 1: had the chocolate ones there before they had them in America,
Speaker 1: and so I would go down there and get boxes
Speaker 1: of chocolate frost flakes from Cacun and bring them back.
Speaker 2: So now this is like your jam. So you have
Speaker 2: done cereal shopping?
Speaker 7: Were you the primary person in your family growing up
Speaker 7: with your brother that like would always be going to
Speaker 7: the grocery store with your mom and trying to get
Speaker 7: the best cereal.
Speaker 1: Well, we weren't really allowed to have the sugar cereals
Speaker 1: when I was a kid. The only time I got
Speaker 1: to have sugar cereals was sleep away camp. That's where
Speaker 1: I remember fruity pebbles and coca pebbles and corn pops
Speaker 1: and all this crap. And I was bouncing off the walls.
Speaker 1: In my house, it was raisin bran, maybe the occasional
Speaker 1: frosted flakes, but my dad ate raisin bran, and you know,
Speaker 1: my brother had waffles, So it's softly regular.
Speaker 2: No, you know what it is.
Speaker 7: I have two little boys, and what I've decided is
Speaker 7: like before I wasn't going to give them. They used
Speaker 7: to only eat multi grain cereals, which by the way,
Speaker 7: has a little bit of sweetness to it, and I
Speaker 7: allow them to have like crazins or whatever it is
Speaker 7: do it. But then I said, you know what, every
Speaker 7: so often, I'll get them like Lucky Charms or I'll
Speaker 7: get them something to like mix it up, because then
Speaker 7: I don't want them to be like that when they
Speaker 7: are exposed to it all of a sudden, and then
Speaker 7: they're going to be like.
Speaker 1: You know, the problem shotting it is the problem I
Speaker 1: found with Cooper, my little one, though, is you know,
Speaker 1: she'll have rice crispies, rice crispies, and then we'll give
Speaker 1: her Lucky Charms, and she won't eat the rice krispies anymore.
Speaker 1: She'll she goes down in my closet downstairs and she
Speaker 1: opens up the boxes of cap'n Crunch and all this
Speaker 1: stuff that I'm using for this damn podcast, and she
Speaker 1: ruins everything.
Speaker 8: She's your kid, that's.
Speaker 2: Why, right, she goes down the cereal rabbit hole. Yeah, yep,
Speaker 2: that's where it all starts.
Speaker 1: I don't think I rated this one. And I'm going
Speaker 1: to give a chocolate Creasty's three balls. I didn't love it.
Speaker 1: I like the American version better.
Speaker 4: It has a spicy taste to it, like while you're
Speaker 4: eating it, almost like it was chocolate. And then all
Speaker 4: of a sudden, I'm like, let me go back and
Speaker 4: see what. You know what?
Speaker 2: The milk is also just okay, too bland for my liking. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I done a little more.
Speaker 1: There's freaking rosar. Oh my gosh, sophistica rice sugar, second ingredient,
Speaker 1: coco multed extrin, and then a bunch of other crap
Speaker 1: and then rosemary extract for freshness.
Speaker 2: You need insurance on that palettehank.
Speaker 1: You okay, trust me? That was just a fluke.
Speaker 6: That's the chocolate. Milk also doesn't taste good.
Speaker 8: You drank chocolates.
Speaker 2: It's not as good.
Speaker 8: It's not very looking.
Speaker 2: I thought you were really gonna blow me away today,
Speaker 2: Scotty Bee.
Speaker 1: Did you wait?
Speaker 6: Did you see what the cup looks like if you
Speaker 6: don't eat the chocoate Crispyes?
Speaker 1: No, I ate it all.
Speaker 8: Well it's here this way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like a massive diarrhea.
Speaker 7: I do appreciate the effort, though, to make us feel
Speaker 7: at home, since we are life in Spanglish.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, you guys can keep this box. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. That's good.
Speaker 2: You can take it Backie, you can have it.
Speaker 1: Thank you for joining us on the very special episode
Speaker 1: of serial Killers.
Speaker 2: This was so fun. And if you guys ever want
Speaker 2: to listen to our podcast, Honey German.
Speaker 8: Life and Spanglish on all the platforms that you used
Speaker 8: to listen.
Speaker 2: To podcasts, yes, and you could also follow us on
Speaker 2: our social media.
Speaker 3: I am Honey German and I'm at the Real Carolina.
Speaker 1: So maybe next time we'll flip flop this and Andrew
Speaker 1: and I will be on the other side.
Speaker 2: We talk about Spanglish, biggest something else.
Speaker 1: We could talk about all my cancuon escapades.
Speaker 7: And you know what I actually said my two kids,
Speaker 7: as I mentioned before, I have them speak in Spanish
Speaker 7: all the time because I love that there is going
Speaker 7: to be a time when they are going to meet
Speaker 7: a girl, or they're going to go on spring break.
Speaker 7: What are you and they are going see you know what,
Speaker 7: I don't know how I feel about that yet, but
Speaker 7: like they're going to need to communicate with a young
Speaker 7: lady and I think that that's when they're going to
Speaker 7: be like Damn, I'm almost right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So it's just for those cantkup moments. I think that those.
Speaker 1: I love coming to your house and just hearing the
Speaker 1: kids speak Spanish. That's my favorite thing.
Speaker 2: Well the other day I said to my son, I
Speaker 2: was like, Noah, and he went to me. He goes
Speaker 2: and I said, oh wow, what an attitude. But it
Speaker 2: speaking Spanish. So we'll leave you with that.
Speaker 1: And by the way, when you all get out of here,
Speaker 1: check yourself for beat it just you know, because we
Speaker 1: had a lot of sugar tea. Thank you. Yes, serial Killers,
Speaker 1: this has been episode fifty eight. Please follow us every
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Speaker 6: And review the podcast. That's really great. You can hear
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Speaker 1: Oh you guys don't know what we do at the end.
Speaker 1: So when the show's over, we all say crunch together.
Speaker 8: Okay, So he whispered, are you say you say it?
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to hear people telling you what
Speaker 1: I said, all right, Joan to county three, everybody, thanks
Speaker 1: for listening, and one two three crash it's so late,
Speaker 1: almost purp it to it purp it was Carolina. You're
Speaker 1: so disgusting