1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred Do ui away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,400 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred doui 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,320 Speaker 1: away dot Com or call eight hundred do. 6 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 2: You y Away. 7 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:19,799 Speaker 3: When you're a married man, there's certain commandments that you 8 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:23,960 Speaker 3: need to follow, okay, like never leave the toilet seed up. 9 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,319 Speaker 2: That would be so nice if that people did that. 10 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 3: Never compare your wife to another woman, oh my god, 11 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,879 Speaker 3: of course to an appliance, duh. And these are things 12 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 3: you don't do. And never forget your own wedding anniversary. 13 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 3: Ah now, unfortunately that's what happened to one guy last year, 14 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,560 Speaker 3: just completely slipped his mind. That's not good. But this year, 15 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 3: well he's about to forget again. At least that's what 16 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 3: his wife thinks. So she set him up two days 17 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 3: before the actual date to trick and make him think 18 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 3: that he already missed it. She's so good this relationship. 19 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:12,280 Speaker 3: You're gonna hear it in your phone taped right now. Well, Hi, 20 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,839 Speaker 3: I'm looking for Dariah. 21 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 2: That's my wife. No, this isn't her phone. 22 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 3: Oh okay, sorry, I've been trying to reach Daria, but 23 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:24,440 Speaker 3: she isn't answering her phone. So this was the secondary number. 24 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,200 Speaker 3: And she needs to pick up this item today. 25 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 2: Sorry, where are you talking from again? 26 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:35,120 Speaker 3: From by electronics store? Yeah, there's an item that was 27 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 3: said to be ready for today and she needs to 28 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:37,399 Speaker 3: come get it. 29 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,760 Speaker 2: No, man, she's not around. Like I can give her 30 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:43,280 Speaker 2: the message if you want, or I can. I mean 31 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 2: I might be able to come pick it up. Like, 32 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,320 Speaker 2: what is it, I'll come get it. 33 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I mean it's a new Apple Watch for 34 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 3: an anniversary gift. 35 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 2: Wait, what what do you mean an Apple? 36 00:01:54,120 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 3: And oh, oh god, you're the husband? 37 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 2: Oh my god are you? 38 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 3: I am so sorry. 39 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 2: It's my anniversary? 40 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 3: Did I just mean a gift? 41 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:10,399 Speaker 2: I mean, dude, forget about watching. I'm way won't worry 42 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 2: about that. Oh I'm so I didn't even remember. And 43 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 2: this is the second year in a row. 44 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,959 Speaker 3: But see, that's why she wanted to pick up this afternoon, 45 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 3: because she said it was urgent. 46 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,079 Speaker 2: Yeah. I get all that. I get all that. I'm sorry. 47 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 3: I feel so stupid right now. 48 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,680 Speaker 2: Yeah I'm the stupid one now. 49 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:28,440 Speaker 3: I I am the stupid one because I spoiled the gift. 50 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 2: It's not about that, Like you just opened my eyes 51 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,359 Speaker 2: to the fact that I missed my anniversary for the 52 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 2: second year in a row. 53 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,239 Speaker 3: Look, man, it's not too late. I can just call 54 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,839 Speaker 3: her and tell her the watch was delayed today. That'll 55 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:39,840 Speaker 3: buy you some time, you know. 56 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:42,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, do that? Please? Wait? 57 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,679 Speaker 3: No, I can't. I already called her three times and 58 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,120 Speaker 3: left messages saying that it's ready. 59 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 2: Damn it. 60 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,359 Speaker 3: Okay, let me please and let me just like try 61 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,080 Speaker 3: and help you out here. And I'm just asking one 62 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:54,080 Speaker 3: of my co workers. Hey, Barb, Barb, Yeah, what's the 63 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:55,080 Speaker 3: hats Chip? 64 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 2: Call good old Barb. Yeah, can you come? 65 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 3: Can you come over here for a second? 66 00:02:59,120 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 1: Oh? Sure? 67 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:03,359 Speaker 2: What is going on? What going on? 68 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,800 Speaker 3: I have this gentleman on the phone who forgot his 69 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 3: anniversary and it's today. 70 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 2: I gotta go that, guys, I gotta I gotta go. 71 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:11,640 Speaker 2: Hold on. 72 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:16,079 Speaker 3: Barb's always got great ideas important. I mean, I think 73 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,640 Speaker 3: she's important to him. It's just he's not that great 74 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 3: at that type of thing. 75 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,919 Speaker 2: You know, what do you mean? I'm not that great, dude. 76 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 2: You don't even know me. I normally remember everything. 77 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 3: No, totally. I'm sorry about that. It's just he forgot 78 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,919 Speaker 3: it last year too. I know. 79 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 2: God, God, guy, listen, I'm right here on the phone. 80 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 2: I'm here. 81 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry. 82 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,040 Speaker 2: I can hear every word. I know. 83 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 3: We're just working it out. So maybe it's like he's 84 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 3: de hydrated or something and it's affecting his memory. 85 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 2: No, that's so. 86 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,760 Speaker 3: Do you have you had enough water today? 87 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:44,960 Speaker 1: Now? 88 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,960 Speaker 2: What's going on? I'm not high grated? 89 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 3: Okay, he says he's good on water bar. 90 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 2: I'm good. 91 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 3: Okay, here, here's the phone. 92 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 2: Okay, hello, Yeah, I'm surfing online right now to try 93 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 2: and get something from my wife or our anniversary. 94 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 1: No one surfs anymore. 95 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm online. 96 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 3: Don't buy our surfing equipment. When was the last time 97 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 3: you were. 98 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: At the ceirch? 99 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 2: What is going on? 100 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 3: What's the last time you were When was the last time? 101 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 2: What are you talking about? 102 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 3: Let me ask you this. 103 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,680 Speaker 1: When was the last time you were at the circus? 104 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 2: The circus? 105 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,679 Speaker 1: What my husband got me tickets to Barnum and Bailey's 106 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 1: for our anniversary back in ninety seven? 107 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 3: Really? Expressure, you're not just isn't healthy? Actually, I got it. 108 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 2: I got it. 109 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:36,320 Speaker 3: Okay, I got an idea. Can I have the phone? 110 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,599 Speaker 2: You got what? I am dead? Here, I'm dead. 111 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 3: A perfect gift for your wife in our store. Oh 112 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,520 Speaker 3: my god, it's twenty percent off this week only. It's 113 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 3: going to save you a lot of mine. 114 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,279 Speaker 2: I don't have any time to do any of this stuff, man, 115 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 2: I don't have time. 116 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 3: I am wrapping it up as we speak. A brand 117 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:58,839 Speaker 3: new digital scale. Oh, come on, god, it's got bluetooth 118 00:04:58,880 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 3: in it. 119 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,279 Speaker 2: Come on, you don't give a woman a scale. 120 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 3: It's it's digital. 121 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,840 Speaker 2: I don't give a if it's digital or not. It 122 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 2: could be straight from God himself. Give a scale to 123 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 2: a woman for an annivert. 124 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:13,719 Speaker 3: Do you have a new idea? I have an idea. 125 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:14,560 Speaker 3: I have an idea. 126 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,600 Speaker 2: I have an idea. The idea is to hang a 127 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 2: the phone. 128 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,800 Speaker 3: You should get her a prank phone call. They're actually 129 00:05:19,839 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 3: free and they're through the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey 130 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:22,520 Speaker 3: in the morning. 131 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 2: Don't you know. I'm not not No, that's a stupid idea. No, 132 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:28,160 Speaker 2: I'm not. 133 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,800 Speaker 3: Going Well, that's actually what's not a. 134 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:32,039 Speaker 2: Nice thing to do for an anniversary at all. That's 135 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,280 Speaker 2: what she got for you, So you should do the 136 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:34,840 Speaker 2: same for her. 137 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:39,360 Speaker 3: What I think he likes it? 138 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I don't know. 139 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:43,920 Speaker 3: I don't know, but we should tell him that we're 140 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,159 Speaker 3: not from the electronics store. 141 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,960 Speaker 2: Is it a yeah? I cannot believe it. 142 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,880 Speaker 3: It's actually Jeffrey for Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. 143 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you. Yeah, your wife 144 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,560 Speaker 3: Daria set you up for this. Don't worry. You didn't 145 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,920 Speaker 3: forget your anniversary. You still got two more days. We 146 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 3: were just messing with you. 147 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:08,320 Speaker 2: You knit with suggesting all those crappy gifts. Crappy. 148 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the greatest show on earth. He's not big 149 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:13,040 Speaker 3: to the circus. 150 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,400 Speaker 1: Wake Up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on 151 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,160 Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.