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Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels Second date Update. Today's second date update is
Speaker 1: an extreme second date update. Exciting. I don't mean extreme,
Speaker 1: like they did something extreme. I mean the fact that
Speaker 1: they've actually been out on like three dates. I guess,
Speaker 1: so it was not a first date that went bad.
Speaker 1: They've been out three times and now the dude is
Speaker 1: not calling her back. So that's extreme or a fourth
Speaker 1: date update is what we should call it, whatever it is.
Speaker 1: Tash is on the phone and Tash wants to talk
Speaker 1: to us about it. What's up, Tash? How are you hi? Guys?
Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you good? I wasn't even sure
Speaker 1: if we should do a second date update with you
Speaker 1: because technically they're usually like a first date that goes bad,
Speaker 1: but you've actually been out with the guy you want
Speaker 1: to call it three times? Yeah, So like I don't
Speaker 1: know if you would count that as a second update,
Speaker 1: but I was kind of hoping you'd make an exceptional Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is against the rules, so um buy, we'll see later, Tash. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we'll get in trouble with the FCC if
Speaker 1: we do it the wrong way, or there's got to
Speaker 1: be lawyers out there listening who might sue us if
Speaker 1: we do a second date update that isn't based on
Speaker 1: an actual first date. I'm really sorry about that. Wait,
Speaker 1: are you guys seeing serious? Serious? Definitely? No, not not
Speaker 1: serious at all. We'll do your second date update even
Speaker 1: though it's not really a second date. Tell us a
Speaker 1: little bit about the story, though. What's the guy's name?
Speaker 1: His name is Robert? Okay, and where'd you meet him?
Speaker 1: It's actually a really hilarious story. How we probably not?
Speaker 1: Probably not if you started with that, but go ahead.
Speaker 1: So I was giving flu shots at this law firm
Speaker 1: and I gave him a flu shot and he gave
Speaker 1: me his number. Oh okay, Like I said, he liked
Speaker 1: the cute. The most hilarious thing I've ever heard. But
Speaker 1: cool story. I just thought it was funny because like,
Speaker 1: he gave me his number, you know, okay, hysterical you
Speaker 1: gave him the flu and he gave you his number.
Speaker 1: But that's exciting though, Like you're a nurse obviously, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna be going out with the hot lawyer. I
Speaker 1: hope you're a nurse. We're not just showing up to
Speaker 1: run him off. I'm not. I'm not like officially a nurse.
Speaker 1: I'm like a volunteer. But they like give you this
Speaker 1: course that you can do legally, like whatever. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. I thought my food shot by somebody official.
Speaker 1: Maybe you are, maybe you're not. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: willing to take. Well, tell us about Robert. Have you
Speaker 1: guys gone out three times and now he's blowing you off? Well, so,
Speaker 1: like a little bit about him is like he's a lawyer,
Speaker 1: So I was dating a lawyer. Gummy. Um. So we
Speaker 1: went out a couple times at a bar and then
Speaker 1: once he took me to this really nice restaurant. Okay,
Speaker 1: that was the last date you guys went on. It
Speaker 1: was a fancy one. No, we did a bar, nice
Speaker 1: restaurant and then a bar. And were they all really
Speaker 1: good dates? Yeah? And he was a gentleman, so he
Speaker 1: paid for everything. And also, if you're wondering, we did
Speaker 1: pool around. But I'm proud to say not on the
Speaker 1: first date, I made him wait okay, yeah, the second
Speaker 1: date and then it was all the way a girl
Speaker 1: never kisses until So I think we got our answer there.
Speaker 1: Did you did you go back to his place? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well so, okay, he's smart and handsome and he's got
Speaker 1: a very nice condo, like really nice lawyer. I feel
Speaker 1: like he just kind of got me. But lately he's
Speaker 1: just been m I a like, I can't get a
Speaker 1: hold of him, and I just don't understand. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: the problem. He got you and that's all he wanted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you understand what I'm saying. Do you get what I'm
Speaker 1: saying by that, Tash? I just want to make sure
Speaker 1: you're tracking with me. There is this another like blue
Speaker 1: shot joke. I'm saying, maybe he just wanted to hook
Speaker 1: up with you and then he did, and that's why
Speaker 1: he's not calling you back. Oh yeah, I mean I've
Speaker 1: heard of guys who do that before, but he's definitely
Speaker 1: not one of those guys. Well, and the thing is
Speaker 1: is he's a lawyer, so he's obviously really busy. I'm
Speaker 1: sure he's like billion, one hundred hours a week and
Speaker 1: he's making time to see you three different times, so
Speaker 1: feel was like he would like you more than that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like he's successful and he's super hot, and so
Speaker 1: like maybe he has his pick of lots of beautiful
Speaker 1: women and I'm just this chickoo gave him a flu shot, Yeah,
Speaker 1: gave him something else. Yeah, there is one other thing though,
Speaker 1: just because like I know that he's like I said,
Speaker 1: he's a lawyer and he's hot and successful, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know if maybe he is dating other people as well.
Speaker 1: And there was just this one time where I came
Speaker 1: to his door, right and he made me wait like
Speaker 1: forty five seconds before he let me actually come in,
Speaker 1: so like he was there, he said hi, hold on,
Speaker 1: and he made me wait like forty five seconds. So
Speaker 1: I don't know if he was putting away pictures of
Speaker 1: other women or he was like finishing up a phone call.
Speaker 1: He actually opened the door and then close the door
Speaker 1: and tell you to hang on and then open it again. Correct. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's that's kind of weird. Did maybe this place was dirty,
Speaker 1: maybe just trying to clean it up. Yeah, maybe he
Speaker 1: was cleaning up, but it just it kind of seemed
Speaker 1: sketchier than that to me, probably because he was watching
Speaker 1: poor and he had to turn it off. No, that's
Speaker 1: forty five second activity to turn it off. It makes
Speaker 1: sense to me. When was the last time you talked
Speaker 1: to him? It was about like six days ago, okay,
Speaker 1: And how did that conversation go? It was like I
Speaker 1: texted him and he responded like really brief answer, and
Speaker 1: then I texted again. He never responded, okay, so he
Speaker 1: just kind of like just left basically. Yeah, okay, well
Speaker 1: we'll try to figure it out. We'll play a song
Speaker 1: and then come back and call him and get your
Speaker 1: second day update. Okay, thank you guys so much for
Speaker 1: doing this. You're welcome. Frubi in the morning. Se, I'm
Speaker 1: excited about today's second day update because we haven't been
Speaker 1: sued for one of these yet, and hopefully today we
Speaker 1: can finally get sued for a second update because we're
Speaker 1: about to call a lawyer and I think that's great.
Speaker 1: So Tash, thank you for making that happen for me.
Speaker 1: Hopefully we can get you another date though. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're welcome. All right. I can't wait for the last
Speaker 1: can't wit to see we can get another day too.
Speaker 1: If you're just tuning in, Tasha's on the phone and
Speaker 1: she wants to call a dude named Robert. Robert is
Speaker 1: a lawyer. They actually met when she was giving flu
Speaker 1: shots at his office. They've actually gone out three times,
Speaker 1: and now he's just blown her off and she can't
Speaker 1: figure out why. So we're gonna call him and see
Speaker 1: if we canigure out what's up. Anything you want to
Speaker 1: say before we call him? Good luck? Me, good luck,
Speaker 1: and me talk for yourself. I mean, I know you,
Speaker 1: I know he's like hot and he's a lawyer. But
Speaker 1: did you feel a special connection with him? Definitely? No,
Speaker 1: I just I really really liked him, and I definitely
Speaker 1: felt like he was really into me, which was great. Right,
Speaker 1: that's always important. And I already told you guys, he's
Speaker 1: like this really nice condo. Is definitely a nice car,
Speaker 1: nice condo. All right, well, I'm gonna dial his phone
Speaker 1: number right now. Okay, I'm kind of nervous, me too.
Speaker 1: Both of us are excited to talk to him for
Speaker 1: different reasons. All right, here we going. Hello, I gotta
Speaker 1: speak to Robert please. Oh yeah, this is Robert. Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up, Robert? How are you? This is Jewel from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, okay, do you
Speaker 1: know what that is? Chund vaguely familiar. Yeah, okay, I
Speaker 1: figured you didn't know based on the very long pause
Speaker 1: when I said my name. It's Jewel from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: heard of you, guys. Okay, cool, Well, thank you. I
Speaker 1: mean I listen, but heard it. Thank you. I mean,
Speaker 1: as long as you've heard of it, I'm good. Um,
Speaker 1: what's this about? Um? Oh okay, okay, I forgot got sidetracked. Um.
Speaker 1: We do the thing on our show called a second
Speaker 1: date update. That's where if you go out on a
Speaker 1: date with somebody and then end up not calling them
Speaker 1: back after, they can email us to get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and figure out what happened. Okay, okay, And
Speaker 1: so we got an email about you from someone who
Speaker 1: you've actually been out on a few dates with. Really Yeah,
Speaker 1: her name is Tash. Oh right, Okay, No, that's not good. No,
Speaker 1: good's not good. I think it's better that I don't
Speaker 1: see her anymore. So, yeah, I think that's yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't is there a specific reason. I mean, she said
Speaker 1: she really liked you guys, went out on like three days. No, No,
Speaker 1: she's great. Um, I mean you talk to her, you
Speaker 1: just let her know that it's just just a there's
Speaker 1: a big misunderstanding and I'm not quite sure how to
Speaker 1: fix it. Okay, I mean, from what you're saying to me,
Speaker 1: big misunderstanding. Can't see her anymore even though she's great.
Speaker 1: Are you cheating on somebody? Oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: nothing like that. No. Okay, Well, it sounds like you
Speaker 1: feel bad about something. I kind of do because she's
Speaker 1: very pretty funny and I um, okay, so you said
Speaker 1: to tell her that you're sorry that you can't see
Speaker 1: her again. If you guys could just tell her that
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I can't see her again. But that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is if you like her enough to be
Speaker 1: like you're really sorry about it and feeling bad, don't
Speaker 1: you think you should give her a little some closure
Speaker 1: so she knows why you stop talking to her. Okay. Um,
Speaker 1: So on our first date seems to be going really
Speaker 1: great and then she just says, I'm blue that she's
Speaker 1: just really excited to go out with a lawyer. Okay,
Speaker 1: I would be. You think she was only concerned with
Speaker 1: you being a lawyer, like she just liked you for
Speaker 1: your job. Well, the thing is if she's really excited
Speaker 1: about me being a lawyer. That's the sticky part, because
Speaker 1: I'm not, oh, oh, what what do you do with
Speaker 1: the law firm? Then yeah, I work in maintenance. So
Speaker 1: I was just you know, staying in line with everybody
Speaker 1: else to get my shot, and she just assumed that
Speaker 1: I was. And I didn't realize that she didn't know
Speaker 1: that I wasn't. I mean, I mean, I would have
Speaker 1: told her the truth. I mean, I swear, But if
Speaker 1: you could just see her the way she lit up
Speaker 1: when she's like she seems so happy about the lawyer's thing,
Speaker 1: and like, okay, so you just with it? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: had to. She didn't seem like she'd be happy about
Speaker 1: dating a maintenance guy, like just from the way she
Speaker 1: was talking and she was gushing about it, and I
Speaker 1: was just all of a sudden, like the tunnel vision
Speaker 1: hits you and you're like, well, what do I do?
Speaker 1: What do I do? And so I just, yeah, I
Speaker 1: kind of went with it. I didn't expect her to
Speaker 1: want to go out with me again. And I talked
Speaker 1: to one of my buddies at the firm and he
Speaker 1: actually he let me borrow. I can't believe I'm telling
Speaker 1: you this. He let me born his condom in his car.
Speaker 1: What oh? Yeah, because she mentioned that you had a
Speaker 1: really nice place in a really nice car, you took
Speaker 1: the lie that far that you're borrowing someone's house. I
Speaker 1: didn't know what to do. I was just I mean,
Speaker 1: I liked her, you understand, I liked her a lot,
Speaker 1: and I just I didn't think she liked me back
Speaker 1: if I wasn't. All of a sudden, at this point,
Speaker 1: I'm stuck. So I just tried really hard to look
Speaker 1: and sound like a lawyer. And that's what I did.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel horrible now. I mean, I I
Speaker 1: can't keep this lie going. It's just it's just too much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know how that feels, to keep a lie going
Speaker 1: and you feel bad about it, because I've been keeping
Speaker 1: a lie going for a few minutes now, and I
Speaker 1: feel bad about it because guess what, she's on the
Speaker 1: other line listening and wants to talk to you. Wait,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? I mean, she's on the other
Speaker 1: phone line and wants to talk to you, Tash, are
Speaker 1: you there? What? None? Robert? Are you are you really
Speaker 1: not a lawyer? First thing? Just come clean? God, no, no, tash,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a lawyer. I at best, I clean lawyers toilets. Um,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait is it? Is it also not
Speaker 1: your condo? It was really nice. No, it's not my condo.
Speaker 1: I mean you know that one time he came over
Speaker 1: and I made you wait a few minutes. Um, I
Speaker 1: was actually taking down my buddies pictures of him and
Speaker 1: his fiance. O. God, you mike me. Yeah, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: really not proud of any of this. I mean it
Speaker 1: looked just to clarify, I never told you I was
Speaker 1: a lawyer. You kind of came to your own conclusion
Speaker 1: on that. I admittedly, though I never foped it. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's still a huge lie. Yeah, I just I
Speaker 1: don't understand why you did this. It's like I said before,
Speaker 1: I I mean, I like you a lot. You're probably
Speaker 1: on the most amazing people I've ever met. And I'm
Speaker 1: a janitor and you're like a nurse. I mean, you
Speaker 1: got like a really great job and just you're You're awesome, Robert.
Speaker 1: I'm actually just a volunteer. I'm not really a nurse.
Speaker 1: That's right. Why did you guys talk about the three
Speaker 1: times you went out Neither of you know anything about
Speaker 1: each other. Actually, she did ask me a lot of
Speaker 1: lawyer things. Mean, last time that we hung out, you
Speaker 1: were actually trying to get free legal advice, and you
Speaker 1: get to ask you about your parents will and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to do some more studying because my
Speaker 1: brain was raised. I couldn't google fast enough. Acting like
Speaker 1: you're texting, but you're googling legal terms pretty much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just so blown away by this. I can't believe
Speaker 1: this is happening to me. Now, are you more upset
Speaker 1: that he lied to you or that he didn't trust
Speaker 1: you enough that you would be okay with what he
Speaker 1: really did? Um? Everything you said? Okay, all right? So
Speaker 1: all right, Well would you like him if you knew
Speaker 1: that he was a jennor would you have gone on
Speaker 1: a date with him? I don't know. I just sounds
Speaker 1: like I know to me, what would you want to
Speaker 1: be in your whole life? Absolutely not. I mean doing
Speaker 1: this to pay the bills. I'm just watching lawyer TV
Speaker 1: shows and I was thinking maybe I might go to
Speaker 1: school to probably try to actually become one. But you know,
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta, I gotta work. Yeah, I actually
Speaker 1: really like those shows too. Um, so you're kind of
Speaker 1: like pre law then law. Yeah, I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: you could call it that. I mean, I'm really really
Speaker 1: interested in going to school for it one day. There
Speaker 1: you go, Okay, that changes things? Oh wow, all right,
Speaker 1: So Robert, let me ask you this, would you like
Speaker 1: to go on? And I guess I would be a
Speaker 1: fourth day, but I'll say a second day just because
Speaker 1: that's what I say. And I can't get out of
Speaker 1: my I can't get out of my flow or I'll
Speaker 1: get all messed up. Robert, would I like to go
Speaker 1: on a second date with Tash? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 1: You can find out what she actually does for a
Speaker 1: living too. I would mean, like I said, I think
Speaker 1: she's great Tash. You said, yes, you could have a
Speaker 1: date with somebody who's pre law. Now, just not a
Speaker 1: lawyer you want to go? I mean, yeah, I'd like
Speaker 1: to go out with a lawyer in training law student. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: I guess Robert. I do have one question, because like,
Speaker 1: when are you going to take the bar? Is that
Speaker 1: coming up? I heard you have to like take that Tesch.
Speaker 1: He's probably gotta do some googling. We'll let him google
Speaker 1: that and find out. But in the meantime, congratulations Tash
Speaker 1: you got a second date. And Robert, congratulations you got
Speaker 1: a date as well. Thanks guys, totally awesome. Yeah, congratulations,
Speaker 1: you got a date and you're officially free law broken
Speaker 1: jewel in the morning.