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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jebels Second date Update. Today's second date update is

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<v Speaker 1>an extreme second date update. Exciting. I don't mean extreme,

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<v Speaker 1>like they did something extreme. I mean the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>they've actually been out on like three dates. I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>so it was not a first date that went bad.

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<v Speaker 1>They've been out three times and now the dude is

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<v Speaker 1>not calling her back. So that's extreme or a fourth

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<v Speaker 1>date update is what we should call it, whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Tash is on the phone and Tash wants to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to us about it. What's up, Tash? How are you hi? Guys?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good? How are you good? I wasn't even sure

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<v Speaker 1>if we should do a second date update with you

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<v Speaker 1>because technically they're usually like a first date that goes bad,

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<v Speaker 1>but you've actually been out with the guy you want

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<v Speaker 1>to call it three times? Yeah, So like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if you would count that as a second update,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was kind of hoping you'd make an exceptional Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it is against the rules, so um buy, we'll see later, Tash. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we'll get in trouble with the FCC if

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<v Speaker 1>we do it the wrong way, or there's got to

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<v Speaker 1>be lawyers out there listening who might sue us if

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<v Speaker 1>we do a second date update that isn't based on

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<v Speaker 1>an actual first date. I'm really sorry about that. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>are you guys seeing serious? Serious? Definitely? No, not not

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<v Speaker 1>serious at all. We'll do your second date update even

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<v Speaker 1>though it's not really a second date. Tell us a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit about the story, though. What's the guy's name?

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Robert? Okay, and where'd you meet him?

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually a really hilarious story. How we probably not?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably not if you started with that, but go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was giving flu shots at this law firm

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<v Speaker 1>and I gave him a flu shot and he gave

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<v Speaker 1>me his number. Oh okay, Like I said, he liked

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<v Speaker 1>the cute. The most hilarious thing I've ever heard. But

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<v Speaker 1>cool story. I just thought it was funny because like,

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<v Speaker 1>he gave me his number, you know, okay, hysterical you

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<v Speaker 1>gave him the flu and he gave you his number.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's exciting though, Like you're a nurse obviously, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be going out with the hot lawyer. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope you're a nurse. We're not just showing up to

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<v Speaker 1>run him off. I'm not. I'm not like officially a nurse.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like a volunteer. But they like give you this

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<v Speaker 1>course that you can do legally, like whatever. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know that. I thought my food shot by somebody official.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you are, maybe you're not. I don't know. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>willing to take. Well, tell us about Robert. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>guys gone out three times and now he's blowing you off? Well, so,

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<v Speaker 1>like a little bit about him is like he's a lawyer,

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<v Speaker 1>So I was dating a lawyer. Gummy. Um. So we

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<v Speaker 1>went out a couple times at a bar and then

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<v Speaker 1>once he took me to this really nice restaurant. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that was the last date you guys went on. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a fancy one. No, we did a bar, nice

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant and then a bar. And were they all really

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<v Speaker 1>good dates? Yeah? And he was a gentleman, so he

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<v Speaker 1>paid for everything. And also, if you're wondering, we did

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<v Speaker 1>pool around. But I'm proud to say not on the

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<v Speaker 1>first date, I made him wait okay, yeah, the second

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<v Speaker 1>date and then it was all the way a girl

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<v Speaker 1>never kisses until So I think we got our answer there.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you did you go back to his place? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Well so, okay, he's smart and handsome and he's got

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<v Speaker 1>a very nice condo, like really nice lawyer. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like he just kind of got me. But lately he's

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<v Speaker 1>just been m I a like, I can't get a

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<v Speaker 1>hold of him, and I just don't understand. Maybe that's

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<v Speaker 1>the problem. He got you and that's all he wanted. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you understand what I'm saying. Do you get what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying by that, Tash? I just want to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>you're tracking with me. There is this another like blue

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<v Speaker 1>shot joke. I'm saying, maybe he just wanted to hook

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<v Speaker 1>up with you and then he did, and that's why

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<v Speaker 1>he's not calling you back. Oh yeah, I mean I've

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<v Speaker 1>heard of guys who do that before, but he's definitely

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<v Speaker 1>not one of those guys. Well, and the thing is

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<v Speaker 1>is he's a lawyer, so he's obviously really busy. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure he's like billion, one hundred hours a week and

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<v Speaker 1>he's making time to see you three different times, so

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<v Speaker 1>feel was like he would like you more than that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but like he's successful and he's super hot, and so

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe he has his pick of lots of beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>women and I'm just this chickoo gave him a flu shot, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>gave him something else. Yeah, there is one other thing though,

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<v Speaker 1>just because like I know that he's like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a lawyer and he's hot and successful, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if maybe he is dating other people as well.

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<v Speaker 1>And there was just this one time where I came

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<v Speaker 1>to his door, right and he made me wait like

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<v Speaker 1>forty five seconds before he let me actually come in,

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<v Speaker 1>so like he was there, he said hi, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>and he made me wait like forty five seconds. So

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he was putting away pictures of

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<v Speaker 1>other women or he was like finishing up a phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>He actually opened the door and then close the door

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<v Speaker 1>and tell you to hang on and then open it again. Correct. Yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's kind of weird. Did maybe this place was dirty,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe just trying to clean it up. Yeah, maybe he

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<v Speaker 1>was cleaning up, but it just it kind of seemed

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<v Speaker 1>sketchier than that to me, probably because he was watching

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<v Speaker 1>poor and he had to turn it off. No, that's

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<v Speaker 1>forty five second activity to turn it off. It makes

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<v Speaker 1>sense to me. When was the last time you talked

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<v Speaker 1>to him? It was about like six days ago, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And how did that conversation go? It was like I

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<v Speaker 1>texted him and he responded like really brief answer, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I texted again. He never responded, okay, so he

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of like just left basically. Yeah, okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>we'll try to figure it out. We'll play a song

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<v Speaker 1>and then come back and call him and get your

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<v Speaker 1>second day update. Okay, thank you guys so much for

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<v Speaker 1>doing this. You're welcome. Frubi in the morning. Se, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>excited about today's second day update because we haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>sued for one of these yet, and hopefully today we

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<v Speaker 1>can finally get sued for a second update because we're

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<v Speaker 1>about to call a lawyer and I think that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>So Tash, thank you for making that happen for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully we can get you another date though. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're welcome. All right. I can't wait for the last

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<v Speaker 1>can't wit to see we can get another day too.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're just tuning in, Tasha's on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>she wants to call a dude named Robert. Robert is

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<v Speaker 1>a lawyer. They actually met when she was giving flu

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<v Speaker 1>shots at his office. They've actually gone out three times,

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<v Speaker 1>and now he's just blown her off and she can't

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<v Speaker 1>figure out why. So we're gonna call him and see

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<v Speaker 1>if we canigure out what's up. Anything you want to

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<v Speaker 1>say before we call him? Good luck? Me, good luck,

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<v Speaker 1>and me talk for yourself. I mean, I know you,

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<v Speaker 1>I know he's like hot and he's a lawyer. But

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<v Speaker 1>did you feel a special connection with him? Definitely? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I just I really really liked him, and I definitely

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<v Speaker 1>felt like he was really into me, which was great. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's always important. And I already told you guys, he's

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<v Speaker 1>like this really nice condo. Is definitely a nice car,

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<v Speaker 1>nice condo. All right, well, I'm gonna dial his phone

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<v Speaker 1>number right now. Okay, I'm kind of nervous, me too.

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<v Speaker 1>Both of us are excited to talk to him for

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<v Speaker 1>different reasons. All right, here we going. Hello, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>speak to Robert please. Oh yeah, this is Robert. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up, Robert? How are you? This is Jewel from

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, okay, do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what that is? Chund vaguely familiar. Yeah, okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>figured you didn't know based on the very long pause

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<v Speaker 1>when I said my name. It's Jewel from Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Yeah, I've

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<v Speaker 1>heard of you, guys. Okay, cool, Well, thank you. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I listen, but heard it. Thank you. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>as long as you've heard of it, I'm good. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>what's this about? Um? Oh okay, okay, I forgot got sidetracked. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>We do the thing on our show called a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. That's where if you go out on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with somebody and then end up not calling them

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<v Speaker 1>back after, they can email us to get you on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and figure out what happened. Okay, okay, And

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<v Speaker 1>so we got an email about you from someone who

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<v Speaker 1>you've actually been out on a few dates with. Really Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>her name is Tash. Oh right, Okay, No, that's not good. No,

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<v Speaker 1>good's not good. I think it's better that I don't

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<v Speaker 1>see her anymore. So, yeah, I think that's yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't is there a specific reason. I mean, she said

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<v Speaker 1>she really liked you guys, went out on like three days. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>she's great. Um, I mean you talk to her, you

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<v Speaker 1>just let her know that it's just just a there's

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<v Speaker 1>a big misunderstanding and I'm not quite sure how to

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<v Speaker 1>fix it. Okay, I mean, from what you're saying to me,

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<v Speaker 1>big misunderstanding. Can't see her anymore even though she's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you cheating on somebody? Oh no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing like that. No. Okay, Well, it sounds like you

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<v Speaker 1>feel bad about something. I kind of do because she's

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<v Speaker 1>very pretty funny and I um, okay, so you said

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<v Speaker 1>to tell her that you're sorry that you can't see

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<v Speaker 1>her again. If you guys could just tell her that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry I can't see her again. But that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying is if you like her enough to be

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<v Speaker 1>like you're really sorry about it and feeling bad, don't

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<v Speaker 1>you think you should give her a little some closure

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<v Speaker 1>so she knows why you stop talking to her. Okay. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>So on our first date seems to be going really

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<v Speaker 1>great and then she just says, I'm blue that she's

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<v Speaker 1>just really excited to go out with a lawyer. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I would be. You think she was only concerned with

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<v Speaker 1>you being a lawyer, like she just liked you for

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<v Speaker 1>your job. Well, the thing is if she's really excited

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<v Speaker 1>about me being a lawyer. That's the sticky part, because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not, oh, oh, what what do you do with

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<v Speaker 1>the law firm? Then yeah, I work in maintenance. So

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<v Speaker 1>I was just you know, staying in line with everybody

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<v Speaker 1>else to get my shot, and she just assumed that

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<v Speaker 1>I was. And I didn't realize that she didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>that I wasn't. I mean, I mean, I would have

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<v Speaker 1>told her the truth. I mean, I swear, But if

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<v Speaker 1>you could just see her the way she lit up

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<v Speaker 1>when she's like she seems so happy about the lawyer's thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and like, okay, so you just with it? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>had to. She didn't seem like she'd be happy about

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<v Speaker 1>dating a maintenance guy, like just from the way she

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<v Speaker 1>was talking and she was gushing about it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was just all of a sudden, like the tunnel vision

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<v Speaker 1>hits you and you're like, well, what do I do?

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<v Speaker 1>What do I do? And so I just, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of went with it. I didn't expect her to

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<v Speaker 1>want to go out with me again. And I talked

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<v Speaker 1>to one of my buddies at the firm and he

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<v Speaker 1>actually he let me borrow. I can't believe I'm telling

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<v Speaker 1>you this. He let me born his condom in his car.

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<v Speaker 1>What oh? Yeah, because she mentioned that you had a

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<v Speaker 1>really nice place in a really nice car, you took

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<v Speaker 1>the lie that far that you're borrowing someone's house. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know what to do. I was just I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I liked her, you understand, I liked her a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just I didn't think she liked me back

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<v Speaker 1>if I wasn't. All of a sudden, at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm stuck. So I just tried really hard to look

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<v Speaker 1>and sound like a lawyer. And that's what I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I feel horrible now. I mean, I I

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<v Speaker 1>can't keep this lie going. It's just it's just too much. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know how that feels, to keep a lie going

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<v Speaker 1>and you feel bad about it, because I've been keeping

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<v Speaker 1>a lie going for a few minutes now, and I

0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:11.280
<v Speaker 1>feel bad about it because guess what, she's on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line listening and wants to talk to you. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you mean? I mean, she's on the other

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<v Speaker 1>phone line and wants to talk to you, Tash, are

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<v Speaker 1>you there? What? None? Robert? Are you are you really

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<v Speaker 1>not a lawyer? First thing? Just come clean? God, no, no, tash,

0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:37.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm a lawyer. I at best, I clean lawyers toilets. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, wait is it? Is it also not

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<v Speaker 1>your condo? It was really nice. No, it's not my condo.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you know that one time he came over

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<v Speaker 1>and I made you wait a few minutes. Um, I

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<v Speaker 1>was actually taking down my buddies pictures of him and

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<v Speaker 1>his fiance. O. God, you mike me. Yeah, I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really not proud of any of this. I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>looked just to clarify, I never told you I was

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<v Speaker 1>a lawyer. You kind of came to your own conclusion

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<v Speaker 1>on that. I admittedly, though I never foped it. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's still a huge lie. Yeah, I just I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand why you did this. It's like I said before,

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<v Speaker 1>I I mean, I like you a lot. You're probably

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<v Speaker 1>on the most amazing people I've ever met. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a janitor and you're like a nurse. I mean, you

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<v Speaker 1>got like a really great job and just you're You're awesome, Robert.

0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:34.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm actually just a volunteer. I'm not really a nurse.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. Why did you guys talk about the three

0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:40.160
<v Speaker 1>times you went out Neither of you know anything about

0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:42.280
<v Speaker 1>each other. Actually, she did ask me a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>lawyer things. Mean, last time that we hung out, you

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<v Speaker 1>were actually trying to get free legal advice, and you

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<v Speaker 1>get to ask you about your parents will and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to do some more studying because my

0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:56.040
<v Speaker 1>brain was raised. I couldn't google fast enough. Acting like

0:12:56.040 --> 0:13:00.600
<v Speaker 1>you're texting, but you're googling legal terms pretty much. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just so blown away by this. I can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>this is happening to me. Now, are you more upset

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<v Speaker 1>that he lied to you or that he didn't trust

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<v Speaker 1>you enough that you would be okay with what he

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<v Speaker 1>really did? Um? Everything you said? Okay, all right? So

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Well would you like him if you knew

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<v Speaker 1>that he was a jennor would you have gone on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with him? I don't know. I just sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like I know to me, what would you want to

0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:28.600
<v Speaker 1>be in your whole life? Absolutely not. I mean doing

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<v Speaker 1>this to pay the bills. I'm just watching lawyer TV

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<v Speaker 1>shows and I was thinking maybe I might go to

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<v Speaker 1>school to probably try to actually become one. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta I gotta, I gotta work. Yeah, I actually

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<v Speaker 1>really like those shows too. Um, so you're kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like pre law then law. Yeah, I mean, I guess

0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:52.559
<v Speaker 1>you could call it that. I mean, I'm really really

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<v Speaker 1>interested in going to school for it one day. There

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<v Speaker 1>you go, Okay, that changes things? Oh wow, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So Robert, let me ask you this, would you like

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<v Speaker 1>to go on? And I guess I would be a

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<v Speaker 1>fourth day, but I'll say a second day just because

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I say. And I can't get out of

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<v Speaker 1>my I can't get out of my flow or I'll

0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:11.440
<v Speaker 1>get all messed up. Robert, would I like to go

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<v Speaker 1>on a second date with Tash? We'll pay for it.

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<v Speaker 1>You can find out what she actually does for a

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<v Speaker 1>living too. I would mean, like I said, I think

0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:22.240
<v Speaker 1>she's great Tash. You said, yes, you could have a

0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:24.640
<v Speaker 1>date with somebody who's pre law. Now, just not a

0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:27.840
<v Speaker 1>lawyer you want to go? I mean, yeah, I'd like

0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:34.400
<v Speaker 1>to go out with a lawyer in training law student. Yeah, exactly,

0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:38.840
<v Speaker 1>I guess Robert. I do have one question, because like,

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<v Speaker 1>when are you going to take the bar? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>coming up? I heard you have to like take that Tesch.

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<v Speaker 1>He's probably gotta do some googling. We'll let him google

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<v Speaker 1>that and find out. But in the meantime, congratulations Tash

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<v Speaker 1>you got a second date. And Robert, congratulations you got

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<v Speaker 1>a date as well. Thanks guys, totally awesome. Yeah, congratulations,

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<v Speaker 1>you got a date and you're officially free law broken

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<v Speaker 1>jewel in the morning.