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Speaker 1: Tap right now. Hello, Hello, I'm looking for Kevin's Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is him. Hi Kevin. My name is David Foster,

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Speaker 1: and I'm one of the supervisors for the fantasy football

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Speaker 1: portion of our website here at dot com. How are

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Speaker 1: you today? Oh? Uh, what's up? Man? Well, you filled

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Speaker 1: out a profile on our website a while back that

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Speaker 1: included your phone numbers, so I wanted to call you

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Speaker 1: today instead of email you to alert you to some news. Okay.

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Speaker 1: We recently did a search on our database for team

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Speaker 1: names that could be offensive to others, and yours popped

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Speaker 1: up as one of those names of the team, like

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Speaker 1: my team name on fantasy Yes, your fantasy football team

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Speaker 1: name is very offensive, and that's why I'm calling you today.

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Speaker 1: You gotta be kidding. This is a joke, right, No,

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Speaker 1: this is like, this is definitely not a joke. Your

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Speaker 1: team name is I shudder to even say the word.

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Speaker 1: Your team name is score Gasmo. Is that correct? Yes?

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Speaker 1: So you admit that the fantasy football team name you

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Speaker 1: have as offensive? No, I mean, I admit it. That's

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Speaker 1: my team name. But is that? I mean, sir, there's

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Speaker 1: there's nothing funny about making light of the erogenous zones.

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Speaker 1: On people's bodies. What are you talking about, man, They're

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Speaker 1: just stupid. People have worse names in that on Fantasy

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Speaker 1: all the time. Well, yours is one of the worst.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling to inform you that we're going to have

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Speaker 1: to remove you from the system. No, you will not

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Speaker 1: remove me from the system. Oh, yes, I will, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I will watch me. We don't allow any type of

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Speaker 1: profanity or sexual content, implied or otherwise to be associated

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Speaker 1: with our website, and you have violated. You can't do

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Speaker 1: that to me. Well, I'm the first place in my league.

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Speaker 1: You understand what that means. There's money at stake. You

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Speaker 1: can't do that to me. Well, you should have thought

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Speaker 1: of that before you decided to have a distasteful name

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Speaker 1: for your fantasy team. That's ridiculous. There's literally a guy

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Speaker 1: like team on my league. His name is like files Natos.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of a funny name. Actually, yours not that creative. No,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, you can't do that. If you're gonna ban me,

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Speaker 1: you gotta ban everybody. You gotta ban my dude, you

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Speaker 1: gotta ban that dude. Dude, you gotta pay a million

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Speaker 1: people on Fantasy. You can't ban this all We're working

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Speaker 1: on going through the list. But right now we're talking

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Speaker 1: about your fantasy football team name. And you named your

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Speaker 1: fantasy football team score Gasmo. So you're going to be

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Speaker 1: banned from using our website for the next three years. No,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no no no, just listen, listen. I'm give

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Speaker 1: give me a warning for a three like a warning period.

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Speaker 1: I will go in, I'll change the name, all right.

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Speaker 1: Oh sure, sure, you're gonna change your fantasy football team

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Speaker 1: name to something else offensive. No, no no, I mean you're

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Speaker 1: talking about hours and hours of my life, man. I

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Speaker 1: mean I've researched this. I've got an algorithm for whether

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Speaker 1: the stadiums. You can't do this, man, this is my

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Speaker 1: life right now. It sounds like play it with sounds

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Speaker 1: like you need to get more of a life if

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Speaker 1: you're spending that much time on your fantasy football team.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? If you called me from

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Speaker 1: the fantasy football but you're getting you're going a little overboard.

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Speaker 1: Don't you think you like a girlfriend or wife or

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Speaker 1: kids or something. I mean, algorithms, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: You'd be getting private with me about this situation. Listen, Man,

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Speaker 1: I had a silly name on a fantasy team. It's

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Speaker 1: no big deal. Let me change it. It's a huge about.

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Speaker 1: It's a huge deal, sir. It cost me a thousand dollars. Oh,

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Speaker 1: so you're gambling on the fantasy football too. No, what,

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Speaker 1: no gambling, it's just it's pride money for the winners.

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Speaker 1: That's not gamble. Interesting. Interesting. You know what, Maybe I

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Speaker 1: should alert the FBI because I'm pretty sure gambling is

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Speaker 1: illegal unless it's in the casino or something where it's sanctioned. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what, Go ahead, buddy, you call the FBI.

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Speaker 1: You tell them that guys playing fantasy football is playing

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Speaker 1: a lot. I play a fantasy football Will you work

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Speaker 1: for a fantasy football website? I will alert them, and

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Speaker 1: when you're sitting in jail for the rest of your life,

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Speaker 1: you can remember this conversation. Oh my god, this is ridiculous. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be sitting in jail forever because of my

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Speaker 1: fantasy football team name. Oh, this is ridicul to it.

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Speaker 1: People have gone away to jail for a lot less.

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Speaker 1: All right, listen, just let me change my name. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna change it to just Kevin's team or something

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Speaker 1: simple like that. You know what, a five minutes and

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Speaker 1: then I'll be talking about this. How about you change

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Speaker 1: your fantasy football team name to Todd Rules and Kevin sucks.

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Speaker 1: We'll let you do that. What the what are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? Todd Rules? Yes, your friend Todd, you need

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Speaker 1: to change your team name to Todd Rules and Kevin sucks.

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Speaker 1: What is going on? This is actually Jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your friend Todd set you up. He says that you

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Speaker 1: get super worked up about your fantasy football team. You

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Speaker 1: wanted me to screw with you from the website. Was

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Speaker 1: gonna shut down my team name personally. I like your

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Speaker 1: team name score Gasmo. It's very catchy. Yeah, you really

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Speaker 1: like it. You think it's good? I do. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: giving me a score gasm right now. Wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubal phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Fly on Rubing ninety two point five. What do you