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Speaker 1: the show for whatever dumb reason, thank you number one

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Speaker 1: and number two. If you're in any of these areas,

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Speaker 1: I would love for you to try a Mallard food dish. Now,

426
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 1: I didn't prepare the dish, but my name's on it.

427
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,639
Speaker 1: Now the big one. They're all big. But at the

428
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Speaker 1: Landing Eateryan Pub, which is in the Kansas City area

429
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Speaker 1: in Liberty, Missouri, that is the home guessn of Ben

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00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 1: Mallard's chicken Finger basket. It is a large portion of

431
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Speaker 1: chicken tenders fried to perfect, piled on a mound of

432
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,720
Speaker 1: French fries. Does that not sound like heaven? It does.

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00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what time of the day it is,

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Speaker 1: if it's after a hangover, or during a hangover, or

435
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 1: even like when you're in the middle of drinking, it

436
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 1: sounds like a perfect dish. Yeah, even for vegetarians and vegans,

437
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 1: they want those chicken figures. The chicken figures have been

438
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 1: on that menu at two different Kansas City area restaurants

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Speaker 1: over the years. The Landing, by the way, it's just

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00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 1: a couple of miles away from Kaufman and Arrowheads Stadium,

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00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 1: that that sports complex with the Royals in Chief's Place,

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00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,119
Speaker 1: So it's it's pretty cool. That's the Landing eaterrean pub.

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00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: It's in Liberty, Missouri, and if you go in there,

444
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 1: my name right there is on the menu. You can

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00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 1: have the Bend Mather chicken figures. So if you're listening

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00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,399
Speaker 1: on six ten Sports in that area in Kansas City

447
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 1: to the podcast, you can can check it out. The

448
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: second restaurant is in the Denver area, and it's actually

449
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 1: at two different restaurants in the Denver area, but the

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Speaker 1: main one is in Greenwood Village. It's the sports Book

451
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Speaker 1: Bar and Ill, and they have honored us with Mallard's

452
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 1: breaded chicken sandwich. Now you go to Denver Gascon, right,

453
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:09,640
Speaker 1: why have you not had the Mallard's breaded chicken sand

454
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 1: Because the last time I was in the Mile High

455
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 1: City I did not know you. Oh well, that's good, dude.

456
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: I guess it's been a while then, and you still

457
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 1: don't really know me. But Mallard's breaded chicken sandwich Gascon

458
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,439
Speaker 1: hand battered chicken breast tossed in Frank's Red Hot sauce

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Speaker 1: with lettuce, tomato, and cheddar cheese. Now I I get

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Speaker 1: it without the tomato and without the lettuce, just the

461
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 1: cheddar cheese on top. But here's a fun fact. Years ago.

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Speaker 1: Now you're a Broncos fan, which is you know, God

463
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 1: love you, um. But but years ago, there was a

464
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Speaker 1: Broncos player that was eating at the sports Book Bar

465
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Speaker 1: and Grill, having some pops and apparently they had a

466
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Speaker 1: little too much fun and ended up hiding in some

467
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 1: mulch outside the restaurant got arrested. It was a Brandon Marshall.

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Speaker 1: Uh No, it was like a defensive back or something

469
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Speaker 1: like that. Dude. Yeah, it was like a group of

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00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,639
Speaker 1: broncho players and some guy got arrested after going to

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Speaker 1: the restaurant. Maybe they had a bad reaction to the

472
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 1: chicken sandwich. I mean, having some ranch with it might

473
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 1: do that. Uh. Now, where where else we have we

474
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Speaker 1: have the fla This is probably the one for you

475
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Speaker 1: guests on the famous Flamingo Club a k a. The

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Speaker 1: Bird in Lawrence, Kansas, just down the road from that

477
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Speaker 1: famous field house where Kansas has produced so many great

478
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,879
Speaker 1: basketball players over the years. Um. Yeah, yeah, it's in Lawrence, Kansas,

479
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 1: nice college town. It is the premier ballet for a

480
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Speaker 1: gentlemen there in the only place in North America you

481
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 1: will find the Mallard Fowler. About that, the Mallard Fowler. Yeah,

482
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:49,479
Speaker 1: it is a mouth watering chicken sandwich. So it is

483
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:53,919
Speaker 1: just just absolutely the wonderful. Where is this at? That

484
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 1: is at the ballet, the Flaming the famous Flamingo Clubs,

485
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:03,919
Speaker 1: the Birds, Trip Club. It's a gentleman's clubs. Yeah. I

486
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 1: think when I want to go to a strip club,

487
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,239
Speaker 1: I go to Lawrence, Kansas. That's exactly where I want

488
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 1: to go and have your There are beautiful farmers daughters

489
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: there that are just trying to enjoy themselves, paying for

490
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: medical school in Lawrence, Kansas. What they're doing. Yeah, you know,

491
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 1: you were such a snob coast guy. There are beautiful

492
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 1: people all over the world. I don't know if you

493
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 1: know this, and all over the United States everywhere, they're

494
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,679
Speaker 1: beautiful people. I've traveled around the world, so I've got

495
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 1: to see a lot of people, a lot of women

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Speaker 1: in Europe. Not all in l a or New York,

497
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Speaker 1: you idiot. Okay, in Boston. There's some Indianapolis beautiful people.

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00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 1: When I was in Indianapolis. Uh, you know, all over

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Speaker 1: the place, there's just maybe not as many of them,

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00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 1: but there's still a lot of you know, I can't

501
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: imagine the grade being too high on the fine women.

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00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,679
Speaker 1: The Flamingo Club, well I don't care about that, but

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00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 1: the Mallary it is actually highly rated. But the Mallard

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00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: Fowler is a tent all right. Uh. And if you

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Speaker 1: live near any of the city so Lawrence, Kansas, you

506
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: got Kansas City, Missouri, and the Denver, Colorado area, you

507
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: can have a Mallard food dish. We used to have

508
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,919
Speaker 1: food dishes in Grand Rapids, Michigan. We had a pizza

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00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 1: named after some Grand Rapids, Michigan. We had in UH

510
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 1: in New York in Syracuse, the originator was the the

511
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: mal Zone, which is like a cow zone, but it

512
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: was the mal Zone. We had that for years and

513
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: that restaurant changed hands. Unfortunately it went away, and we

514
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 1: I think had a dish in Boston or that the

515
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: guy behind the restaurant that opened a barbecue place, he

516
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 1: kind of vanished. So I don't really even know much

517
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: about that. And UH and by the way, guess and

518
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 1: if you're interested, if you run a mom and pop

519
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 1: type restaurant and you want to add a Mallard brand

520
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 1: dish to the restaurant, we're all four it. Contact us.

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00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 1: We have other states. We'd like to get one, like

522
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: in every state, or you know, as much as we

523
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 1: can because we've got three states, we have forty seven

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00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,360
Speaker 1: states available for a Mallard Food Day and we'll promote

525
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: it and it'll be you know, we have fans everywhere

526
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: that can travel and can go and have enjoyed the dish.

527
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: I don't know that anyone's eating all three of these.

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00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people have eaten at the

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00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: Landing Eatery and Pub in in Kansas City area, and

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00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,919
Speaker 1: also the Flamingo Club because those are close. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's a short drive between Kansas City and Lawrence, Kansas

532
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: there right next to each other. But yeah, and in

533
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,360
Speaker 1: Denver is not that for it. So it is possible

534
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 1: you could do all three, but probably nobody's done it yet.

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00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: I think we need something in California. We need something

536
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: in l A or San Diego or no. I mean,

537
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 1: why would people do that? I do Seattle. I want

538
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: somebody could do it before next week. I'll be in Seattle.

539
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: Uh of the month. Do it in Seattle? Man boom done. No,

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00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not a big fan of that,

541
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 1: especially because it's a big city. I like the smaller cities.

542
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 1: Do something smaller. Yeah, what about like a Norman, Oklahoma.

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00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: I've been in Norman, Oklahoma. I would be fine. I

544
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: love Norman, Oklahoma. Well, I like Okla on the city

545
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 1: which is right next door about like Billings, Montana, Montana.

546
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: Like on the I'd be all about it and listen

547
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: if they want, you know, some like old saloon or

548
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: something like that. Guests, what about like saloons? I know

549
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 1: that you're drunk. What about Blue Finn? Was it Blue Finn,

550
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: West Virginia? The the albatross of cities in the United

551
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: States that you try to send me to. Why again?

552
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: That would you would have been in a better place? Um,

553
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: if you had gone there, you would have been the

554
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: we we like. There's a famous sportscaster and l I called,

555
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: you know, Jim Hill, who's been on television since the

556
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: nineteen eighties and looks exactly the same as when I

557
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 1: was a child on television. You could have been the

558
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: gym Hill of small town, West Virginia. But you chose

559
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 1: not to do that. That's a bad job by doesn't

560
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: sound great anyways? Well, yeah, but when everyone else is

561
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: making three dollars an hour, you reach everything's relative, Everything's relative, right, Yeah, Okay,

562
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: proper etiquette. All right, we'll dive into the holiday party.

563
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: We'll get to the holiday party. We had the Mallard

564
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: sweater party in a minute. But I have a bone

565
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: to pick with David Gascon. Okay, be sure to catch

566
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two

567
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: am Eastern Pacific. Uh. You know what you're like a

568
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: Neanderthal raised by wolves. He realized this right like, it's

569
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: more of like a bull in a china shop. You

570
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: have no decorum. You have no decorum. We had the

571
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 1: Ugly Sweater party this past week, and we'll get to

572
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 1: that in a minute. We had pretty nice turnout, people

573
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: that are friends of mine and radio and my wife,

574
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: all of her work friends. She has more popular than me.

575
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: Everyone was there mingling, drinking, eating, having a wonderful time.

576
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: There were no fights. There were a few drunkards, you know,

577
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 1: old stories around the camp fire was the way I

578
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: would describe this year's version of the holiday party. And

579
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 1: then following the holiday party this week it worked. You

580
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: acted like a douce. Do you realize the crime that

581
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: you are now on? Try out four gast? No, that

582
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: concerned the fact that the Christmas party was on Saturday

583
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 1: and I haven't worked with you or even talked to

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00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: you since today, which is six days later. Well that's

585
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 1: not technically true. We were ships passing in the night

586
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: and you don't even you're so tone death you you are.

587
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: There's a breach of the korum with you. Your etiquette

588
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: is very poor. All right, let me let me explain

589
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: here is because apparently you were raised by wolves, you

590
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 1: did not learn good manners. So in a brief crossing

591
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: of the guard. There I was walking in, you were

592
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: walking out of the I Heart Media building there the

593
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: Premier Network Studio center, and I'm walking in, you're walking out,

594
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: and you asked a co worker. You asked me in

595
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 1: front of a co worker why they were not invited

596
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 1: to the holiday. No, no no, no, I gotta you talk

597
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: about no no, no no. Let's say no no, no, no,

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00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 1: no you did? You did? You schmuck? Gonna clarify how

599
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,719
Speaker 1: rude is this in front of you? Talk about a

600
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: loaded question? You put me in a very difficult situation

601
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: because you don't know social norm you don't know decency,

602
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: you don't have good taste. That's a bad job by

603
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: you know. Okay, let me clarify why I did that,

604
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: because you're a no, that's why you did. Let me

605
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: be frank with you, because no one within the company

606
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: is gonna listen to this, so it won't that's true.

607
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: Do not lit matter. But there was an individual there

608
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: at your party that has the same name as someone

609
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: that we work with, and I introduced you to the conversation.

610
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,719
Speaker 1: I said, Ben, you actually missed so and so, And

611
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: what I wanted to tell you was you miss so

612
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: and so, because just twenty minutes ago I had to

613
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: wake him up because he was passed out drunk in

614
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: the studio. But I couldn't say that because he was

615
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: right there. He's like, don't tell him, don't tell him,

616
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: don't tell up. So I said, hey, you know you're not.

617
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: You said, why didn't you invite? It was me on

618
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: a pivot because the luxury of me doing live TV

619
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: and live radio is I can improv like this, like

620
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: I don't have improv you. No, no, you screwed up pivoted.

621
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: I pivoted from one individual with the same name to

622
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: another individual. Yeah so, uh no, that is not No,

623
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: you did not do it. Prov of course it did.

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00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: And the reason why I brought that up is because

625
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: the first individual, you're gonna get into the Christmas party.

626
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 1: But I made a pivot because that guy was embarrassed

627
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: that I was gonna bring up and air out his

628
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: dirty laundry while he was just ship faced drunk at work,

629
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: passed out just ten minutes before. Can't imagine that anyone

630
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: would be would be drunk at work, that would be

631
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Speaker 1: that would be inappropriate I do not believe you. I

632
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Speaker 1: was put in a very awkward situation that was that's

633
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: never happened to me, and uh, you know, I don't

634
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: even know. I don't even remember who I invited. There

635
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: were some people that sent me messages after the holiday party, Hey,

636
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I couldn't make it, and I was like, oh,

637
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: I thought I I forge and I invited that person.

638
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: So why do you care? Then? Well, because I want

639
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 1: to invite everybody. I want to be all inclusive like people.

640
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: I like that particular person I like. I like that,

641
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: but I didn't know he was a drunkard, But I

642
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: like that person. Here's the thing, though, It's like a wedding, right,

643
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: It's like you and your wife getting married in Hawaii.

644
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: You invite everyone on their mother and if they show up,

645
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: then great. They paid five six hundred dollars for a

646
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 1: flight plus two three fours for a hotel room. You

647
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,879
Speaker 1: live in fucking butt funck Egypt, Arizona. Let's really think

648
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: people drive. I drove fifty miles from my house to

649
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 1: come to your party. The other the other thing here,

650
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 1: you know, we spent uh probably a c note on

651
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: on this dumb party and all that. I mean we

652
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 1: we we dropped a lot of money on this thing,

653
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: food and all that stuff. Me, no, not you so

654
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 1: And then you have the hutzpah. You have the unmitigated

655
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: gall Okay, I don't have my gall bladder, but you

656
00:34:54,480 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 1: have the unmitigated gall to complain about the food situation.

657
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,240
Speaker 1: I wasn't really which I found with you talked about

658
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: this no fiasco here. You showed up two hours late

659
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 1: to a party and then complained the food was not

660
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:15,959
Speaker 1: fresh out of the oven ninety minutes Yeah, ninety minutes late.

661
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 1: The food was piping hot when the party started, and

662
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 1: you show up. Your disaster is what you are. Well.

663
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: I was put under the spotlight to get my impression

664
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: of the raising canes that you'd bought, and it was

665
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: my first ever experience, and I must say it was wonderful.

666
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 1: It was disappointed. We had two trays of the delicious

667
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: raising canes chicken fingers that catered the mallard Ugly Sweater party. Uh,

668
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:46,280
Speaker 1: it was wonderful. Everyone loved us. Everyone loved the food.

669
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 1: They were like, wow, this is great, this is so awesome. Orgasms.

670
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 1: They were so excited about the chicken fingers. But not

671
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 1: you not the the oppressor over there, Uh, the absolute

672
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: dick David Gascon. None on if I'm gonna drive that

673
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 1: far out of my way to go to a party,

674
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: I was expecting a little flameg yon, the seafood platters,

675
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: some more dirt, chocolate chip cookies that I slaved over.

676
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 1: I baked myself those homemade chocolate chip cookies. We had

677
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 1: a nacho bar that was amazing, you know, my wife

678
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: put together. It was awesome with all this stuff. And

679
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: of course you then complain you ship all over our parades.

680
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 1: What you did, David Gascon, Mr glamor shot guy over there,

681
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,800
Speaker 1: David Guest. They asked for my opinion on raising canes,

682
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: and I told him I wasn't impressed. Next year, I'm

683
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: gonna get you a bag of dog food. I'll just

684
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 1: take some from from Bella and then you can enjoy that, right,

685
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: you can enjoy the dog food because that's what you deserve.

686
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: You deserve dog food. You know the number. There's this

687
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: thing that I one of the mantras that I follow,

688
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 1: other than the Code of the West, is there's there's

689
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 1: ten things that take no talent and will give you

690
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: a hundred sent respect, effort and there are things like

691
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 1: being prepared, doing extra, being coachable or teachable or whatever,

692
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:13,240
Speaker 1: having passion, right, attitude, energy, body language, effort, work ethic.

693
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: Number one is being on time. Yeah, number one, you

694
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 1: are ninety minutes late, ninety minutes late. Uh and by

695
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 1: the way, you fail many of those things, the ten

696
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,840
Speaker 1: things that take no talent. I have great on time,

697
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 1: on time I have. I have a great energy, enthusiasm

698
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 1: for life, I have passion with what I do, have

699
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: a lot of work ethic. You can plain all the time.

700
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: You your effort is lacking with the fish Bowl podcast,

701
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 1: you're very bad, body language, low energy. I don't like

702
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: your attitude, you're lacking passion, you're not coachable, and you

703
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 1: don't do extra. I don't know if you're prepared. I

704
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: think you're prepared. You can plain about people that prepared

705
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: because they make you look bad. Well, I don't think so.

706
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: I think there's an element of being overproduced and underproduced,

707
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like right in the middle of that. I'm

708
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: on time by the clock for the clock demand. I

709
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 1: think it's one of those things where it's appropriate for

710
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: someone like myself being in the City of Angels, that

711
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: I show up on time, I deliver a plus quality

712
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:16,399
Speaker 1: content and uh, time and time again, I deliver and

713
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 1: that unless you don't listen. We're in Los Angeles. There

714
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,399
Speaker 1: there's an opportunity for everyone to show up to a party,

715
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: but it's more about being fashionably late as opposed to

716
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 1: on time, because you never want to be the first

717
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: guy at a party, and he never want to be

718
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 1: the last guy. And for me, I definitely was not

719
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:35,280
Speaker 1: either of those categories. So I think it's perfect, especially

720
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,879
Speaker 1: because you know it's all about making an entrance. Keep

721
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: in mind though the people there was like one person

722
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 1: that came after you. In that particular person did not

723
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 1: complain about the food. In fact, eight extra food. Well

724
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 1: that's different. He's got a different palate than I do.

725
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 1: I mean. Plus, when I walked in, anyway, you were

726
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 1: sitting next to the firepit with Brian Fenley on your lap,

727
00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: so like my other lap dog two lap dog ni. Yeah,

728
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 1: well we had a great time. Steve, the great Steve Fodderman,

729
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: news man over at CBS, was there. He was regaling

730
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 1: us with stories. Finly made his first appearance. Uh, there

731
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 1: was one person that did not invite it invited themselves.

732
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 1: How about that who was it should I say the

733
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,840
Speaker 1: name of the person on the on the course. Iowa Sam.

734
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,839
Speaker 1: I had forgotten I would have invited him, but I said,

735
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 1: I forget who I didn't invite Iowa Sam. The worst

736
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: part is that he was the best dress guy. There

737
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: many dress pretty. He was dressed festive and he had

738
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: lights on. He had a good sweater, he had a

739
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: he had a scarf on. He also had I don't

740
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: know though, beanie, but he had like a you know,

741
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: dearer antlers or whatever, and he was rocking it. He

742
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: should have won a prize. He had a couple of

743
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 1: people that want prizes that did not deserve it. I

744
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 1: was Sam showed out well. I always Sam should have

745
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: gotten more applause. He did not get enough applause to

746
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:56,280
Speaker 1: win an award. You hate to do it, but people

747
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: did not cheer for him. It was all a popularity concast.

748
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: It was all admit it was a little uncomfortable for

749
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: me for the first two hours because I had grabble

750
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 1: Leeklin and I know you were boxed. You were boxing

751
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 1: in the corner and some of the people were like,

752
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 1: we should give guests on a purple heart. He's taking

753
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: one from the team. Man. You know, he's taking one

754
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: for the team here because you you were cornered and

755
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: you kept Lee away from everyone else. Everyone else could

756
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 1: sit back and relax, and then you were just getting

757
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 1: grilled like a c bass over there by Leeline Well.

758
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: I it was a self inflicted wound because what I

759
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 1: was trying to do, and it was a boomerang effect.

760
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: But I was trying to do this while he was

761
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 1: making the approach towards you. I brought the impeachment and

762
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,720
Speaker 1: everything's going on with the United States and the government.

763
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: And as soon as I did that, then he started

764
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: pushing me into said corner with We were talking about everything.

765
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: We were talking about the Cuban missile crisis, we were

766
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: talking about sputneck, we were talking about the Negro leagues

767
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:56,439
Speaker 1: in Major League Baseball prior to that. We're talking about Alabama, Yeah,

768
00:40:56,719 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 1: Alabama and USC segregation, Uh black ops. We're talking about UFOs.

769
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: And then Rob Parker walked in and it led me

770
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 1: right into it because I was like, hey, Rob, you

771
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: just got back from Antarctica and lead up right into

772
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,839
Speaker 1: that and he's like, hey, do you know where did

773
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,760
Speaker 1: you fly next to the area where they don't allow

774
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 1: commercial airlines to fly over because the black ops are

775
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,439
Speaker 1: they're drilling holes in the bottom of the South Pole.

776
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So I tried provoking all of this

777
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: in front of you, in front of the entire congregation

778
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: and the back film. Does Lee know that Rob's part

779
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: of the illuminati? He's no, he's not. Sole Lee had

780
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: his tinfoil hat on, and uh, yeah, you gotta know

781
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 1: your audience there. I mean, that is wild. That is

782
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: pretty good man. Yeah. At one point he asked me,

783
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: He's like, do you give a shit about anything I'm

784
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: saying right now? Oh, he realized that you don't. He

785
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 1: realized at some point he picked up on your body

786
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 1: language that you were you were shocked. You were you

787
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 1: were gobsmacked by what was going on here. I'm us

788
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 1: through to him, and they see eyeballs from like you

789
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: and Coop and Eddie. Well, Roburrow's eyes were on the

790
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 1: back of his head, but everybody else was kind of

791
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: like looking at me. What the hell is going on

792
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,359
Speaker 1: with cots kind in the back of it. Yeah, well

793
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 1: there are at some point we'll have to do our

794
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory. I learned radio I did something years ago.

795
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: I I think I read this somewhere. There are four

796
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: main types of conspiracy theories that get repackaged, and I

797
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 1: don't have it here, and I'll have to get to that.

798
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll do that in a future podcast. If somebody

799
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 1: reminds me a moving on gas on study, This real

800
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 1: or bullshit? Now? These are studies and surveys we examine

801
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 1: and determine whether or not we believe this or not.

802
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 1: All right, here's what hey, fatty is the headline, and

803
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 1: this if America does not collectively adopt healthier eating habits,

804
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 1: they say that over a half of the nation will

805
00:42:56,120 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: be obese by twenty thirty and ten years. According to

806
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,880
Speaker 1: a new study out, they say even worse, one in

807
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: four Americans will be severely obese with a body mass

808
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: index over thirty five. I believe that. I believe it.

809
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: But I believe also that we need to change the

810
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: body mass index rating. I think that is bullshit. Uh,

811
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: everyone's supposed to be skin and bones there and you

812
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 1: have to adjust with the times. I think that if

813
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: they change. Now. I'm not saying you should be a

814
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 1: total fatass, but I would be. I am. I've lost

815
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 1: a lot of weight and I feel like I'm in

816
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 1: a pretty good spot right now. But I would probably

817
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 1: have to lose another sixty pounds to be within the

818
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: proper body mass index that they require. So it's ridiculous

819
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: in my opinion. You're what six five? Uh six five

820
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 1: six six depending if straight yet. Yeah, so I'm six

821
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: one two and looking at the body mass index chart,

822
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: I'm considered on the borderline of obese, like my which

823
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: is That's what I'm saying. It's so dumb my ideal

824
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: body weight, I guess it's like four. So for you

825
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:11,399
Speaker 1: six ft five would imagine it's what like to ten? Yeah, yeah,

826
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: something like that. And so my argument is, like, I

827
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: think the people that made these are the same people

828
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 1: that cast Hollywood movies where every every woman has to

829
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 1: be ninety pounds, you know in a movie. And it's

830
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,359
Speaker 1: like skeletor or something like that. Put this together so

831
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 1: uh funk that I hate it. Screw them with the

832
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: body mass index. Alright, moving on waste of money. This

833
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 1: happens every year. There's a new study that found out

834
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: that people tend to abandon their getting in shape for

835
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: the New Year resolution by January se al. Right, now,

836
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 1: I this is not bullshit. I go to a gym,

837
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: and I see it every year. It is as reliable

838
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: as the swallows returning to Capistrano and punk Satani Phil

839
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: It's like clockwork. In early January, a bunch of people

840
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 1: that got subscriptions to the gym show up and they

841
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: they're there. The gym is packed. When I go early

842
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: in the morning. Um, they they're all working out. And

843
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: then around I don't know if it's January seventie, but

844
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: sometime around the Super Bowl they're all gone, right, all

845
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: the new people are gone. That's it. Uh, see you later.

846
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: All those gym memberships. What a racket the gym. They

847
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: know that most of these people that sign up will

848
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 1: never actually use the gym. Yeah, wonderful. It's a that's

849
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: even not as bad. But when people buy the home

850
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: equipment like a peloton or free weights and dumbbells and

851
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 1: those things that just it collects dust. And because you

852
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 1: have in your own confines of your house or property,

853
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: you think you're more inclined to use it. But that's

854
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: not the case. That's why I always recommend buying a

855
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: gym membership and doing it where you're semi close to

856
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: where you live, too, because at least you have the

857
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 1: opportunity to leave the house, get in and get out

858
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 1: as opposed to having to drive a long distance or

859
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 1: having the comfort of your own home, or it's collecting dust.

860
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,399
Speaker 1: But I believe one thousand percent. Now you work at

861
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: a gym which you have people staping off literal elimination.

862
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 1: So for your gym, it's a little bit different. What

863
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 1: are you talking about? What are you what are you

864
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: cryptically saying here? Gag on the people that you work

865
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 1: out with. They're old people. They're trying to stay up

866
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 1: off death, so they're gonna work out no matter what.

867
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: Body in motion stays in motion. Get older and you

868
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 1: stop working out, you don't move as well. So what

869
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,839
Speaker 1: I'm saying is is that, Jim, I think it's more

870
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: you're gonna have more people that stay true to the

871
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 1: working out. Well, there are like good looking young people

872
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: that work out, but they don't work out. When I

873
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 1: work out, I guess I'm gonna have to work out

874
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: at a different time, so I'll be there. I'll see

875
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: some different people. But when yeah, when I'm there, it's

876
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: it's a bunch of people drinking Grandpa and grandma juice.

877
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: You come down to my gym down in Torrance, the

878
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:50,720
Speaker 1: South Bay crossed the four oh five, I don't cross.

879
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: At the Christmas party, you and your wife are both

880
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,400
Speaker 1: bitching to me about going down to like Busy Bees

881
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: and Street in San Pedro and having I go. I

882
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: go there want for Thanksgiving because my in laws live

883
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: right down the street from the Busy Beast, so that's

884
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 1: why I go there. But that's not even open on Thanksgiving.

885
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: So I've never had a Busy Beast sandwich. Everyone says

886
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: it's amazing, but I've not had one that's good. And

887
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: come down and go get a workout, and then you

888
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 1: can go get a sandwich. How about that? All right?

889
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 1: Next up on study, this watching television makes viewers more

890
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: likely to prefer wait for it, thinner female bodies, putting

891
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: to a new study, I don't believe this. This is

892
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,919
Speaker 1: bullshit because I grew up watching more television than anyone.

893
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 1: I had no friends, No one would hang out with me.

894
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 1: My friend was the boob tube. And I enjoy a nice,

895
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: curvacious woman more than a skinny I find like skinny women.

896
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: I want to make them like some fete chini Alfredo

897
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: or something like that to fatten them up. You know

898
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: what I'm saying they're too skinny. And I've been around

899
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:57,359
Speaker 1: occasionally in events some of these these actresses that are

900
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 1: I used to call them actors, now whatever. But the

901
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 1: women that are these movies, they're so petite and so

902
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: small it's unbelievable. They're like, it's out of control. Yeah,

903
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: I gotta agree with you, especially because considering the fact

904
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 1: that I don't know if you have a get at

905
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,359
Speaker 1: jail free card, but if I did, I would put

906
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: Summer Hike. I'd put Sofia Virgara. I put those two

907
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: women at the top of the food chain. They're full

908
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 1: figured women. Well, I don't know, comp compared to everyone

909
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,359
Speaker 1: else in Hollywood, there full figured women. I think full

910
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 1: figured women might argue that there's not they're not really

911
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: full figured. But but yeah, no, I enjoy a nice

912
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 1: curvy road. I don't need the straight road. I like

913
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: the curvy. Yeah. Absolutely, Man, that's unfortunate. I call that bullshit,

914
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: all right. Next up, the work flirt. Apparently there's a

915
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:52,359
Speaker 1: new study out to suggests office flirting could help employees

916
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 1: feel less stressed. So, guestcon you've gotta start flirting with

917
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: your co workers because you're very stressed. We have We

918
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 1: have two female is that we work with, do we YEA?

919
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 1: I what? Who do I know one of them? Who's

920
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:07,280
Speaker 1: the other one? One's an editor and one's a Okay,

921
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: I don't know the editor, and we don't talk to

922
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 1: somebody upstairs. I wouldn't in today's climate. Are you fucking

923
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: kidding me? I know this is just you're just asking

924
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: for hr because the only way this works is if

925
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:21,360
Speaker 1: the other person's receptive. They're not receptive, you're screwed. Yeah,

926
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,800
Speaker 1: you know, the woman can just unload on you even

927
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 1: even if you're not ship could get misconstrued taking the

928
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 1: wrong way, and then up the food chain it goes

929
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 1: and before no, you're bouncing your ass. Yeah, but to

930
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: be fair, and we work in an odd, mostly male business.

931
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: Well on the radio said and on the on air

932
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,760
Speaker 1: like broadcast. But I'm saying like a lot of people

933
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: find love in the office and all that stuff. They

934
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 1: find their partner at work. I mean that happens all

935
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,240
Speaker 1: the time. What was your first job when you were eighteen?

936
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: I worked at my my parents mailing service, and I

937
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: had some other odd jobs before of that, but uh,

938
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,959
Speaker 1: that was the the gig I drove around. I put

939
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 1: bulk mail together and I went to post offices and

940
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 1: what and I was a very exciting job. But yeah,

941
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 1: there was no U. I had a newspaper deliverything when

942
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: I was younger, and then I got into radio. I

943
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 1: got a radio when I was nineteen years old. Radio

944
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 1: ever since. I brought that up because I was talking

945
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: to a good friend of mine on the East Coast,

946
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: special kind of Felix, and we both had sales jobs

947
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 1: when we were younger, like eighteen nineteen years old. But

948
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 1: the sales jobs when you're a kid, they really get

949
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 1: the juices flowing. But I, yeah, I met the women

950
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: that I dated at the time all through sales. I

951
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: worked at Petros Papada because his dad's restaurant in San

952
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,839
Speaker 1: Pedro name dropper. And then I worked at a health

953
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 1: club for like four years when I was going to college.

954
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,399
Speaker 1: And that was the best part because you talk about

955
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 1: flirting on the job site, and I was doing that

956
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 1: and you didn't have to do anything. It's like, oh,

957
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: you should probably work out this area or this area.

958
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 1: I've heard stories. I've had friends that have worked in

959
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 1: the restaurant business, and apparently it's like orgies going on

960
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 1: behind the scenes. There are a lot of those restaurants

961
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: with managers and waiters and waiters and okay, it was

962
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 1: all men that worked at Petrus's dad's restaurants. So and

963
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 1: there's no fucking it was a five star restaurant. There's

964
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with that, guess you no, I know, but

965
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 1: he threatened me, he said, you need to learn how

966
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 1: to sing Happy Birthday in Greek by next week or

967
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: you're fucking fired. Really, And that was a week end

968
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,839
Speaker 1: of the job. And he's good friends with his dad,

969
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: is is good friends with my dad, and so how

970
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 1: that show went, Damn, my dad was just gonna do it. So, yeah,

971
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: I talked about your first job. It's jumped off the

972
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 1: day because down your down, your throat, just giving you

973
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: the business, like do the ship right, you know when

974
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,399
Speaker 1: they break glass. It was a Greek restaurant, so you're

975
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 1: breaking glass and and singing and you get the ballerinas

976
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: and not the balleries, the belly dancers and all that stuff.

977
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 1: It was My first ever tip was a hundred dollar

978
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 1: tip from an old DJ at Kiss FM, Rick D's.

979
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 1: Oh I knew, I knew Rick I worked with. Yeah,

980
00:51:55,560 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: Rick was great, oh man, wonderful back well yeah, actually

981
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: gave me some great advice. And Rick was like the

982
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 1: nicest guy. He was a big star in l A

983
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 1: Radio and he had a TV show and all that.

984
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 1: Very nice man Rick D's And when he was the

985
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 1: big morning star Kiss FM, I was doing local radio

986
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: and l A Kiss A M and d S. I

987
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 1: guess we can say it now because he's not really

988
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 1: doing much these days, but he used to record the

989
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 1: first hour or two hours of his show after his

990
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 1: morning show, so he I was doing a midday show

991
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: and D's would still be hanging out when I got

992
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 1: in and he come down, you know, and he asked

993
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 1: us how we were doing. And we make some small

994
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 1: talk with the great Rick D's and he told me

995
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 1: two things, two pieces of advice in radio. Because I

996
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: was doing um a duet with Dave the Ben and

997
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 1: Dave Show. He said, listen, he said, the key to

998
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 1: along career in radio, you've got to be able to

999
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 1: perform on your own. You can't. You know, it's great

1000
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 1: to have people that you work with, but most radio

1001
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 1: stations aren't gonna hire a duo. You have to be

1002
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: able to hide, you be able to do your own act. Right.

1003
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: So he told me that Uh, and that was that

1004
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,439
Speaker 1: was good advice. And then he also told me, when

1005
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: you're pre recording a segment of radio, make mistakes, but

1006
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: don't edit them out, you know, when you make mistakes,

1007
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 1: because he said, and he knew this because these was

1008
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: the master of this. He said, when you make a

1009
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 1: mistake that the listener doesn't think it's recorded because they

1010
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 1: assume you'd edit it out in post production. So they

1011
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: how how smart is that? Right? It's true. If I'm

1012
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,800
Speaker 1: listening and I hear somebody on the radio make a mistake,

1013
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, I mean that must be live, but no,

1014
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: it's it could be on recorded, you know, DVR. Whatever.

1015
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 1: Good advice. I just solid advice, and I just passed

1016
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: it on to a new generation of blowhards and gas backs.

1017
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:49,479
Speaker 1: Here's a new survey that finds the average American gets

1018
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,879
Speaker 1: into blank arguments during the holiday travel. So, when you're

1019
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 1: traveling over the holidays, how many arguments will you get

1020
00:53:56,160 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: into with your family, friends, the people at the airport,

1021
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:04,439
Speaker 1: the people at the uber, all of those people ten

1022
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 1: close twelve, they say, twelve arguments during holiday travel? And uh,

1023
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:14,840
Speaker 1: are you an arguer? Do you argue when you travel?

1024
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: And whatnot do you complain? And I think it just

1025
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 1: depends on who we're talking about. With family, maybe a

1026
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,920
Speaker 1: little bit more inclined if someone is doing something stupid

1027
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: or whatever. But with people, especially in the transportation industry

1028
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 1: like T s A and flight attendants and people of

1029
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 1: those nature, I don't because part of the thing is

1030
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,280
Speaker 1: you work on holidays. I work on holidays. These people

1031
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,320
Speaker 1: work on holidays and they want to be with their family,

1032
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 1: like they don't want to be at work unless they

1033
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 1: don't have families that are close by. So I tend

1034
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: to be a little bit more lenient with that. Plus

1035
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: it's just I got pretty good patients, So I try

1036
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 1: not to be as dramatic as other people are, especially

1037
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 1: because you don't want to be that guy or that

1038
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: girl that stands out amongst a big crowd just being

1039
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 1: a fucking asshole. So this is where I should tell

1040
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 1: the story. With Lee Kleine, we were traveling together to

1041
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:13,240
Speaker 1: a Clipper playoff game years ago, It's probably about twelve

1042
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 1: years ago, and we were at Sky Harbor Airport in

1043
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:20,360
Speaker 1: Phoenix and Lee had a rental car. He had schedule

1044
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 1: with the rental car, so we go into the rental

1045
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 1: car booth and Lee starts telling jokes to the person

1046
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 1: in the rental car with a person at the rental

1047
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:30,400
Speaker 1: car place did not want to deal with Lee's bullshit

1048
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 1: so started sniking, you know, going back back at Lee,

1049
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:37,360
Speaker 1: and it turned into an argument where they were like

1050
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 1: yelling at each other, right, and I'm like, oh my god.

1051
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:43,879
Speaker 1: And so the person at the rental car place said,

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00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: I'm not going to rent you with the car. Um,

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00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 1: you're a rude customer. I'm not going to rent you

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00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 1: the car. And so hand to god. Lee, apparently he

1055
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,840
Speaker 1: had had this happen to him before. He then walked

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00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: out of the car rental booth, walked about ten feet

1057
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:02,760
Speaker 1: over to another car rental booth, and had a second

1058
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 1: reservation just in case he had a problem with the

1059
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 1: first reservation, and then got the car. He was on

1060
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 1: his best behavior at the next rental car place and

1061
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 1: he got the car with some other Joe schmo. That's

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00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 1: pretty good backup plan for being an asshole. Yeah, if

1063
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 1: you're a schmuck, you have to have a backup plan,

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00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 1: all right. In light of Star Wars Rise of Skywalker,

1065
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 1: this study was sent to me. What percentage of Americans

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00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 1: say they read movie reviews before watching a movie, and

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00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 1: what percentage read movie reviews after watching the movie? While

1068
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 1: what percentage never read movie reviews? So break up the

1069
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: pie chart. Okay, so before the movie, I would say

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00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:45,399
Speaker 1: twelve percent, alright, you think twelve percent before the movie,

1071
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:51,440
Speaker 1: all right? After the movie alright? And then not at all?

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00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 1: I would say, I don't know that that all adds

1073
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 1: up to the right. You're off on some of that,

1074
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 1: But the answer gascon, you're wrong. Forty three percent of

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00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 1: Americans say they read movie reviews before watching a movie.

1076
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 1: Alrightcent say they read the movie review after watching the movie.

1077
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: What's the point of that? Twenty nine percent never read

1078
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 1: movie reviews at all. It's almost now, I don't read

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00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 1: the movie reviews because I don't know the person that's

1080
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 1: making the reviews. Taste, you know what I mean? Like,

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00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 1: I have a special taste in movies, and I know

1082
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 1: what I like, I know what I enjoy, and I

1083
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 1: don't know that this other person that's the same thing.

1084
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 1: So like and a lot of times the critically acclaimed

1085
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 1: movies I think are just horrible, right, I think they

1086
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: blow and they're a waste of my time. And uh,

1087
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 1: I don't need to see a musical or anything like that.

1088
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 1: But these things are often celebrated by the people that

1089
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: review movies. Are you a trailer guy? Do you like

1090
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 1: going to the movies and watching the trailers before the

1091
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: previews of of upcoming movies? But the movie you can't

1092
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 1: avoid it because they get thirty minutes of trailer. Like

1093
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: I'm good with like two or three trailers, but after that,

1094
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: I'm I'm done. I'm like, this is horrible. You know, yeah,

1095
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 1: I mean they make him pretty good and they kind

1096
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 1: of get they suck you in and all that. I

1097
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 1: got sucked into that Mr. Rogers movie with Tom Hanks

1098
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:15,840
Speaker 1: and and the trailer was bullshit compared to how the

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00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: movie actually was. Now I heard and correct me if

1100
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, But I heard you're watching a new documentary

1101
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:25,439
Speaker 1: called Don't Funk with Cats? Is that true? Uh? No, No,

1102
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 1: I'm not. Uh my wife was watching that. I watched that.

1103
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 1: I heard from a bird that you were watching it,

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00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: and no, no, I did not watch it. I have

1105
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: not seen that one. I'll be watching a lot of

1106
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 1: documentaries and anybody wants to recommend the documentary, send me

1107
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 1: a message on social media. I got a lot of

1108
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 1: time for the next couple of weeks. Here to watch documentaries,

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00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 1: a lot of well I'll be you know in Seattle

1110
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 1: for some of them. The most caring city in Americas,

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00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 1: according to a study done by wallet hub, the most caring.

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00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: So they have the top five here. How many of

1113
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 1: the top five most carrying cities can you name? Austin, Texas, Uh,

1114
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 1: not on the list, Nashville, Tennessee see here, not on

1115
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:15,600
Speaker 1: the list, oh Man, Iowa. Not on the list. Over three,

1116
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 1: Little Arkansas not on the list. Over four, you gotta

1117
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 1: get one of them. Come on. San Diego, California, not

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00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 1: on the list, Orange County not on the list. This

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00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 1: is why you're This is why you suck at this. Okay?

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00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 1: How about St. Petersburg, Florida, not on the list? Uh?

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00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: Number five, Fort Lautado not on the list. Number five, Minneapolis,

1122
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 1: minister come on, Number four, Lincoln, Nebraska, Number three, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,

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00:59:52,960 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 1: Number two, Madison, Wisconsin and the number one most carrying

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01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 1: city in America according to this new study. Virginia Beach,

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01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 1: Virginia now a spinoff. Because you know, anybody can talk

1126
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 1: about the positive, I like the negat announcer. And this

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01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 1: study also looked at the cities in the United States

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Speaker 1: where the lowest percentage of income donated to charity per capita. Right,

1129
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 1: but these are the cities that don't give the charity. Alright,

1130
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 1: how many of these can you names? All right? So

1131
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:33,280
Speaker 1: we go. Chicago not on the list, l A not

1132
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 1: on the list, New York, New York City, not on

1133
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 1: the list, San Francisco not on the list, Dallas not

1134
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 1: on the list, Miami terrible of this game, not on

1135
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 1: the list. One of them is obvious, Gasco. These people

1136
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 1: are known as heathens and schmucks and assholes. Boston, Uh,

1137
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 1: that is on the list. Boston is on the list.

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01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 1: That's not the city I was thinking of. I I

1139
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 1: was thinking of the other city that's known for that.

1140
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:04,920
Speaker 1: Oh man, uh Philadelphia, Yes, Philadelphia, That's what I was

1141
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 1: thinking of. You have Philadelphia. Check this out. So Philadelphia,

1142
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 1: San Diego, and Boston fied for sixty eight as the

1143
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: least charitable. The next on the list number this is

1144
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 1: number seventy three Pittsburgh. So Pittsburgh is the This is fine,

1145
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:25,120
Speaker 1: both the most caring and the least charitable. How can

1146
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:29,040
Speaker 1: you be both? Um? Number seventy four, Number seventy three,

1147
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: rather than the list that was seventy two. I guess

1148
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 1: number seventy three was Sacramento. Sacramento, California, the state capital

1149
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 1: and the worst of the worst, the least charitable based

1150
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:46,400
Speaker 1: on percentage of income done or No. I've been to

1151
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:53,240
Speaker 1: this city though, Buffalo, New York. Hello Buffalo, man, that's odd.

1152
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 1: Those are some of the you wouldn't really want to

1153
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 1: go to many of those cities, but outside of San Diego.

1154
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:01,000
Speaker 1: But I've been to Philly, into San Diego. I've been

1155
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 1: to Boston, I've been to Pittsburgh, I've been a sacrament

1156
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 1: I've been. I've been all five of those cities. Wait

1157
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,560
Speaker 1: a minute, I've been to every one of those cities.

1158
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:11,480
Speaker 1: Fit like a glove. Yeah, Well, charity starts at home,

1159
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 1: you know. And and you know what I always say

1160
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 1: about charity guests, gar And I know you like to

1161
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 1: brag about everything and all that. That's how you work.

1162
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:20,760
Speaker 1: But true charity should be anonymous. I say this all

1163
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 1: the time, and is my belief. The value of a

1164
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 1: charity donation is reduced when you're like J. J. Watt

1165
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 1: running around trying to take a bow and get praise.

1166
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 1: Uh and I feel the same way about these NFL

1167
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:33,040
Speaker 1: players that make a big deal about when they do charity.

1168
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 1: I to me, it's Sully's the charity and giving anonymously

1169
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:44,120
Speaker 1: guarantees the donor's modems are truly altruistic. And do you

1170
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:48,080
Speaker 1: donate to charity? Yes, we donate to charity every year,

1171
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,959
Speaker 1: but I don't talk about I don't promote it. We

1172
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 1: we do not talk about the charity that we do.

1173
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:57,880
Speaker 1: I donate close to the Salvation Army every year. Yeah.

1174
01:02:58,240 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 1: Part of the reason I do that is because I

1175
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 1: is it as a motivation tool for myself that when

1176
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 1: I lose weight and the clothes look like parachutes on me,

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01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:09,760
Speaker 1: then I could give them away and it's good motivation

1178
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 1: and reminder. Yeah. My my problem with that is my

1179
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:19,120
Speaker 1: um my wife, like, I'm a yo yo dieter. You know,

1180
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:20,840
Speaker 1: I'll lose a lot of weight, I'll gain it back,

1181
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 1: lose it again, and all this stuff, and so I'm

1182
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 1: I'm always paranoid. I always telling my wife, you're holding

1183
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 1: onto those fat clothes because I might go off the wagon,

1184
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 1: you know I might. I might say, well, I might

1185
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,960
Speaker 1: go on the food wagon, the gravy training rack, you

1186
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,600
Speaker 1: know wagon and all that stuff. So I always get

1187
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:37,240
Speaker 1: paranoid about that. But it is better to get rid

1188
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,240
Speaker 1: of this stuff. You're right, that's what you should do.

1189
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 1: That way you're motivated and not have to spend a

1190
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:45,520
Speaker 1: grand unclothes because you're a fatass again. Yeah, And I

1191
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 1: think the beautiful thing now that I know you in

1192
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 1: your present state as opposed to in your beef your state,

1193
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:53,680
Speaker 1: is that you don't have to worry about that because

1194
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:55,960
Speaker 1: I can remind you if you're getting a little heavy

1195
01:03:55,960 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 1: around the face and chest and chin and waste on stuff,

1196
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:02,640
Speaker 1: have no shame in that. All right, moving on, grab bag.

1197
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:06,040
Speaker 1: These are actual questions by actual listeners. Lee in the

1198
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,640
Speaker 1: Value of the Sun leaves a longtime mallew Militia. Guy,

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01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:11,479
Speaker 1: you went to a Cardinals game holding up a mallar Yeah,

1200
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:18,280
Speaker 1: guy has yeah, wow, Wow, what an asshole? What an asshole?

1201
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:20,800
Speaker 1: No wonder the malle millish as. I like you, Lee,

1202
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,080
Speaker 1: although I don't like this question. He says, now that

1203
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:26,280
Speaker 1: your net worth went up three million dollars according to Google.

1204
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 1: Check this out, guest Lee and in the Phoenix googled

1205
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:32,240
Speaker 1: me now in the past, Google said my net worth

1206
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:36,080
Speaker 1: was three million dollars. I have now apparently. I guess

1207
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:39,640
Speaker 1: those investments in bitcoin are paying off. I'm now up

1208
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 1: to a six million dollars in net worth's according to Google.

1209
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 1: I type in Ben Mallard and as soon as they

1210
01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 1: do that, it finishes the rest of it for me

1211
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:52,959
Speaker 1: and puts in net worth. Yeah that's amazing. Wow, six

1212
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:56,280
Speaker 1: million dollars they got change that picture though? For you? Yeah,

1213
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:59,040
Speaker 1: well I was when I was fat. You have every

1214
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:00,960
Speaker 1: You have a lot of hair your head in that picture.

1215
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 1: Well I have a lot of hair, I do know.

1216
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:08,400
Speaker 1: Oh no, Now I just typed it in on on bing.

1217
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 1: It says four point five million dollars, So I'm only

1218
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:13,720
Speaker 1: worth four but that's still a million and a half more.

1219
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 1: Let me go to Google hol a sec. They love

1220
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,120
Speaker 1: that they have your birth side in there. Very important.

1221
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:23,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, six million dollars. Celebrity Uh is it celebs

1222
01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 1: trending now dot com? Can we talk that into reality?

1223
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:31,440
Speaker 1: Can we make that reality? I'd be very happy with

1224
01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:34,240
Speaker 1: a net worth of six million dollars. Yeah. If that's

1225
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:36,280
Speaker 1: the case, that means we're actually or you're making some

1226
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,320
Speaker 1: money on this podcast, which means you need to cop

1227
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 1: up some coin, so quit being a cheap Bestard listen.

1228
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:43,440
Speaker 1: I and talked to the boss this week and I

1229
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:47,200
Speaker 1: did some specs specs spots for the podcast that could

1230
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:51,080
Speaker 1: be popping up in and that would be a little

1231
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:56,160
Speaker 1: bit of money, let's see. Alright. Uh so you're Stephen

1232
01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 1: writes in from so Cally says, who's gonna win the

1233
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:01,360
Speaker 1: NFC West? And are you really going to Seattle for

1234
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:06,320
Speaker 1: that last game? Yes? Uh Stephen, everything's booked. I got

1235
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,480
Speaker 1: a hotel room, I got a plane ticket. I'll be

1236
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:13,960
Speaker 1: in Seattle December and that's a Saturday, and we're gonna

1237
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:17,440
Speaker 1: have a Mallard get together that night, Saturday night. Contact

1238
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:20,040
Speaker 1: Jay Scoop on Twitter or email me if you want

1239
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:22,720
Speaker 1: more information on that. But we want every man, woman

1240
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:25,800
Speaker 1: and child who can make it in the Seattle area

1241
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:28,920
Speaker 1: or Washington State, or in Oregon or up in in

1242
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:34,640
Speaker 1: British Columbia, uh, Idaho, reasonable driving distance. Uh. We we

1243
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:36,400
Speaker 1: would love to see you there and and and hang

1244
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:38,520
Speaker 1: out and have a great time. But I will be there.

1245
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:40,600
Speaker 1: And as far as who's gonna win the NFC West,

1246
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 1: I know it's not gonna be the Rams. The forty

1247
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:46,960
Speaker 1: Niners are the more talented team, but they've lost to Atlanta,

1248
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:49,560
Speaker 1: So I would say the forty Niners will win the

1249
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:53,440
Speaker 1: NFC West. But I'm gonna be in Seattle, So go Seahawks, right,

1250
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 1: I gotta win in Rome. Act like a Roman's on

1251
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:59,400
Speaker 1: the time breaker right now? So alright, here's the guy

1252
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:01,560
Speaker 1: that writes since is if Fox offered to double your

1253
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:04,040
Speaker 1: salary but you had to move to an eleven AM

1254
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:07,440
Speaker 1: to three pm time slot, would you do it? It

1255
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:10,160
Speaker 1: would mean giving up your title of being the king

1256
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:13,800
Speaker 1: of late nights. Uh, well, they have to do more

1257
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:17,760
Speaker 1: than double my salary. But yeah, everyone's got a price,

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01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:24,320
Speaker 1: so I mean. Emmanuel from Portugal says, is it better

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01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:28,120
Speaker 1: to eat first and cry after? Or cry before and

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01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:32,760
Speaker 1: eat after? I think it's better to cry before and

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01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:36,760
Speaker 1: eat after. You know, if you're gonna eat and your cry,

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01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:40,120
Speaker 1: you might have a reversal of fortune and stuff. Who

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01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:42,480
Speaker 1: wants to do that? You know? I like to eat

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01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:46,680
Speaker 1: before and after after. You you're a crier. I just

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01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,400
Speaker 1: you know, when I feel guilty about something, I'll like

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01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:51,000
Speaker 1: it before or after in between, not more than either.

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01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:54,080
Speaker 1: All right, Jonathan writes, and he says, is Stevie Wonder

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01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:57,680
Speaker 1: really blind? Shaquille O'Neil's latest encounter seems to once again

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01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:01,160
Speaker 1: debunk blindness. I've heard the same thing, Jonathan. I've heard

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01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:05,040
Speaker 1: about Stevie Wonders car collection. I've heard about the televisions

1271
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:08,040
Speaker 1: that he's got at his house. I've heard about that.

1272
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:11,439
Speaker 1: Now there is a guy that we work with that

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01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:16,599
Speaker 1: has worked with Stevie Wonder. Do you know who that is? Guest? Yes,

1274
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:20,720
Speaker 1: Bobo on the radio knows Stevie Wonder, and he swears

1275
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:23,320
Speaker 1: he's worked on the Steve Harvey Show and Stevie Wonder

1276
01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 1: has been on there before, and he swears that Stevie

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01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:29,760
Speaker 1: Wonder is blind. I'm skeptical. This would be one of

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01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:32,080
Speaker 1: the great scams of all time. Can you imagine when

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01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:34,360
Speaker 1: he dies at his eulogy if they say, by the way,

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01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:39,520
Speaker 1: Stevie could see this entire time, you morons, That dude

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01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:43,520
Speaker 1: vision just eagle eye. Yeah? Would that not be wonderful?

1282
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:47,519
Speaker 1: Would that that would be just great? All right? Brian says,

1283
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:50,639
Speaker 1: whose desk does Gagon go under to keep his job? David,

1284
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:54,000
Speaker 1: you want to answer that Brian's a fucking idiot? All right?

1285
01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:58,120
Speaker 1: Than that? Very nice? Raymond asked. He asked a good question.

1286
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:00,560
Speaker 1: If you buy yourself a Christmas president, it should you

1287
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:04,479
Speaker 1: still wrap it? Well, technically it's already wrapped if you're

1288
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:09,720
Speaker 1: usually buying something anyway, right, Well, I guess, but you know,

1289
01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:12,320
Speaker 1: some people buy themselves. My wife actually, I think, has

1290
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:14,799
Speaker 1: done that in the past, like you, s'll buy herself

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01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:17,240
Speaker 1: something and kind of wrap it so it's under the

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01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:21,880
Speaker 1: tree or whatever. But yeah, it's what's a waste of

1293
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:24,800
Speaker 1: wrapping paper? Do a gift bag or something like and

1294
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:26,960
Speaker 1: and by the way, by your wrapping paper, your gift

1295
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:30,920
Speaker 1: cards like Dollar General, the Dollar Tree Store, whatever, you're

1296
01:09:31,479 --> 01:09:36,800
Speaker 1: your story? Why waste money on wrapping papers? Who reads

1297
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:39,559
Speaker 1: newspapers anymore? I read newspapers online. I don't have an

1298
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:43,800
Speaker 1: actual newspaper. Do you get an actual newspaper? All right?

1299
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:48,280
Speaker 1: Jose rights and says, what's Gaggon's kind of woman? We

1300
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:51,960
Speaker 1: just talked about this full figured ideal? He says, any

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01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:55,120
Speaker 1: anything that walks and talks. Yeah, I mean, I don't

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01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:58,320
Speaker 1: know where is he from? Again, I'm not sure where

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01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:02,160
Speaker 1: Jose's from. What, it doesn't matter. Five ft nine Burnett

1304
01:10:02,479 --> 01:10:07,160
Speaker 1: usually my strike range. That's your full figured you gotta have.

1305
01:10:07,439 --> 01:10:09,719
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't like skinny women. I like women

1306
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:12,519
Speaker 1: that are curby. Yeah, I do too. Yeah, I don't

1307
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:14,960
Speaker 1: want that somebody's always eating and throwing up. You know,

1308
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:18,840
Speaker 1: somebody enjoys a nice meal. Like interdependent women too. I

1309
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:23,240
Speaker 1: don't like women that are dependent man or that's because

1310
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:25,040
Speaker 1: you're cheap. You don't want to pay for stuff. No,

1311
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:27,519
Speaker 1: but I appreciate the hustle, you know. I mean, yeah,

1312
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:29,280
Speaker 1: I do too. I think it's I think it's that's

1313
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:30,720
Speaker 1: part of the reason why. Like when I went to

1314
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:33,200
Speaker 1: your Christmas party, I talked to two people the entire time,

1315
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 1: Lee and your wife, because there's nobody else. That's nobody

1316
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:38,200
Speaker 1: else wanted. Nobody else wanted to talk to you. That's

1317
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:39,880
Speaker 1: not true. We're like the bell of the ball. We

1318
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:42,360
Speaker 1: stood out amongst everyone else. I was just sitting down.

1319
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:46,240
Speaker 1: I was holding court around the campfire, holding with your

1320
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:49,120
Speaker 1: fans that were there. All right. Fox Sports Radio has

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Speaker 1: the best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all

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01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:00,880
Speaker 1: to listen live. Do we have any don't stick to

1325
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:03,200
Speaker 1: sports stories. We got some bad stuff. We've got some

1326
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:07,040
Speaker 1: good stuff. This one. Actually, I think Cooper to appreciate Chuck,

1327
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:10,400
Speaker 1: Bonnie well, he's a talk show host in Colorado. He

1328
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:14,080
Speaker 1: co hosts a show with his wife. Well, yesterday he

1329
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:16,360
Speaker 1: laughed as he came back from a break and introduced

1330
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:19,120
Speaker 1: a segment that said the never ending impeachment of Donald Trump,

1331
01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:22,000
Speaker 1: and he said quote, you know you wish for a

1332
01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:25,599
Speaker 1: nice school shooting end quote, and then his wife immediately

1333
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:27,400
Speaker 1: cut him off. And that's like, no, no, no, we

1334
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:29,960
Speaker 1: didn't say that. We didn't say that. Don't call us.

1335
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:33,120
Speaker 1: Chuck didn't say that. So basically, so they said they

1336
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:35,800
Speaker 1: said it, and what happened They try to retract no

1337
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:41,680
Speaker 1: dumb button show guy dump then dumping. So we got

1338
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:43,439
Speaker 1: the dumb button here. I think, what is it? Forty

1339
01:11:43,479 --> 01:11:47,840
Speaker 1: five seconds in total length? Um, I don't know how

1340
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:49,960
Speaker 1: long it is, but you're never supposed to say how

1341
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:53,320
Speaker 1: long it is because that that's the top trade secret

1342
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:55,439
Speaker 1: in radio, how much dump time you have. No, but

1343
01:11:55,439 --> 01:11:58,280
Speaker 1: we have multiple dumb buttons though, yeah, we do have

1344
01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:01,799
Speaker 1: multiple dump buttons. We every studio years ago when Janet

1345
01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:06,160
Speaker 1: Jackson showed her boobies and the company freaked out because

1346
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:09,439
Speaker 1: they were talking about finding the every every station that

1347
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:12,439
Speaker 1: broadcast Janet Jackson's tits was gonna have to pay a

1348
01:12:12,479 --> 01:12:15,360
Speaker 1: fine and and it was a nightmare, right, So everyone

1349
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:18,400
Speaker 1: in broadcasting was freaking out. So they put these game

1350
01:12:18,479 --> 01:12:22,120
Speaker 1: show style buzzers in the studios. It's like press your luck,

1351
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:25,200
Speaker 1: the old game show, and it's so funny. You go

1352
01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:27,559
Speaker 1: in there and it's it says dumping. It's a black box,

1353
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:29,840
Speaker 1: it's got dumped the little button called dump on it

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01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:33,000
Speaker 1: and it flashes when you dump something. It's it's quite amazing.

1355
01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:36,280
Speaker 1: But but yeah, I mean you can't. I mean that's

1356
01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:39,080
Speaker 1: the third rail, my man. No, you can't be joking

1357
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:43,960
Speaker 1: around about school shootings. I mean even I, uh, come on,

1358
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,200
Speaker 1: what are you doing? But I don't think that person

1359
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:48,519
Speaker 1: should be fired. I think they should be should be

1360
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:51,719
Speaker 1: slapped and suspended and all that because they were trying

1361
01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:55,000
Speaker 1: to be funny. But that's a bad job by them, producer.

1362
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:58,000
Speaker 1: Not paying attention, that's unfortunate. How about that happens all

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01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:01,479
Speaker 1: the time, man, that happens all it's people are paying attention.

1364
01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:03,839
Speaker 1: And I'll be you know, I I say stuff sometimes

1365
01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:06,320
Speaker 1: and in half an hour later somebody else will say,

1366
01:13:06,439 --> 01:13:09,000
Speaker 1: what about this? I'm like, I talked about that, Uh,

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01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:11,920
Speaker 1: you know, thirty minutes agore an hour ago. All right,

1368
01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:15,160
Speaker 1: what's not about this? Hackers broke into the Epilepsy Foundation's

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01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:18,920
Speaker 1: Twitter feed last month and they actually posted images of

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01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:22,760
Speaker 1: flashing or strobing lights to cause, you know, to cause

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01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:26,360
Speaker 1: obviously seizures to people that have epilepsy. Uh. The attacks

1372
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:30,120
Speaker 1: were deliberate, so the feed on the Epilepsy Foundations Twitter

1373
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:33,720
Speaker 1: feed was just nothing but flashing and strobing lights for

1374
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:36,800
Speaker 1: a time period that most people with those disorders, uh

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01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:40,719
Speaker 1: could obviously notice it before the organization eventually pull them down. Yeah.

1376
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:45,760
Speaker 1: What a ragamuffin, what kind of what kind of lunatic?

1377
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:48,360
Speaker 1: I know, they're just trying to get their jollies off.

1378
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:53,000
Speaker 1: And it's uh, but you talk about the marching moron society?

1379
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:55,439
Speaker 1: I mean really, I mean, who the hell funk I mean,

1380
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:58,559
Speaker 1: leave the fucking people alone. Okay, they got their own issues. Okay,

1381
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:02,360
Speaker 1: he's stupid vermin. How about this? Children at a Vienna

1382
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:07,519
Speaker 1: State Opera Ballet Academy were allegedly encouraged to smoke to

1383
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:13,760
Speaker 1: control their weight. Alright, but we we know people. Does

1384
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:16,000
Speaker 1: that work? By the way, Yeah, you know, I'll say

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01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:18,840
Speaker 1: I won't say the name, but back in the day,

1386
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:21,120
Speaker 1: when I was in grade school and in high school,

1387
01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:23,439
Speaker 1: there was a girl that was right around my age,

1388
01:14:23,479 --> 01:14:25,200
Speaker 1: not in the same class, but right around my age,

1389
01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:30,280
Speaker 1: and she was by far the most attractive girl that

1390
01:14:30,479 --> 01:14:33,160
Speaker 1: we went to school with. And we're talking about grade

1391
01:14:33,160 --> 01:14:37,840
Speaker 1: school to high school and into college. She was absolutely gorgeous.

1392
01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:42,400
Speaker 1: My problem was, is she wait a lot. She gets

1393
01:14:42,439 --> 01:14:44,880
Speaker 1: into college and I think like her junior senior year,

1394
01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:49,760
Speaker 1: she went strictly to smoking cigarettes and eating saltine crackers,

1395
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:54,439
Speaker 1: and she lost a shipload of weight, like a bulletload

1396
01:14:54,479 --> 01:14:57,800
Speaker 1: of weight, and everyone was trying to hook up with her. Yeah,

1397
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:00,439
Speaker 1: but she's gorgeous, like you, you could just hell, but

1398
01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:05,920
Speaker 1: that's exactly what she did. And so so tobacco tobacco, Yeah,

1399
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:08,400
Speaker 1: so tobacco is the thing, right, that's you get a

1400
01:15:08,439 --> 01:15:10,800
Speaker 1: lot tobacco, you don't want to eat or whatever, But

1401
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:13,720
Speaker 1: why not just do intermittent fasting and just train your

1402
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:15,960
Speaker 1: body like I've done here. We can go forty eight

1403
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:18,599
Speaker 1: hours without eating or something like that, because people splurs

1404
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:21,160
Speaker 1: the after that fast like I go. Yeah, but you

1405
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:22,800
Speaker 1: can explore if you don't. If you go two days

1406
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:24,639
Speaker 1: without eating and then eat, and then go two days

1407
01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:26,400
Speaker 1: without eating, you can eat a lot in between the

1408
01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:29,560
Speaker 1: two days, which is what I do. Yeah, but the

1409
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:32,320
Speaker 1: the purpose is not to overload. It's not to binge eat,

1410
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:35,240
Speaker 1: it's not to binge drink. It's too intermittent. But but but

1411
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:38,519
Speaker 1: by I've done this for about a year and I

1412
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:40,400
Speaker 1: feel like, even when I eat a lot, I don't

1413
01:15:40,439 --> 01:15:42,800
Speaker 1: need as much as I used to because my appetite

1414
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:44,479
Speaker 1: is not as much as it used to be a lot.

1415
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:47,880
Speaker 1: To be fair, everyone's bodies are a little bit different. So, well,

1416
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:51,559
Speaker 1: that's true, it's accurate, all right, Well, so there's good

1417
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:54,599
Speaker 1: luck to this. There was a dance school, yeah in Vienna.

1418
01:15:54,760 --> 01:16:00,320
Speaker 1: So but yeah, it's parents also have to sign off

1419
01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:03,120
Speaker 1: on that. Right as you're you're twelve year old comes

1420
01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:05,559
Speaker 1: home smoking some Marlborough's, you have to be like, what's

1421
01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:07,559
Speaker 1: going on here? Are they vaping? Now? I guess that's

1422
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:10,919
Speaker 1: gonna be the new trend right now Marlborough or you know, uh,

1423
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:13,360
Speaker 1: whatever else they have as far as cigarettes go, I

1424
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:16,519
Speaker 1: don't know, but yeah, that's it's dangerous. But that's what

1425
01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:18,960
Speaker 1: we got. We're on a on a truncated timetable. As

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01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:21,400
Speaker 1: we close. That's because you were fifty eight minutes late.

1427
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:23,679
Speaker 1: That's why we we would have more but you're fifty

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01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:25,600
Speaker 1: is like, well, I thank you, Gascon. I want to

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01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:30,080
Speaker 1: wish you the listener, a wonderful Christmas, a happy Hanukkah,

1430
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:33,160
Speaker 1: and if you don't celebrate anything, if you're a Jehovah's witness,

1431
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:35,240
Speaker 1: just have a really good day. Just have a really

1432
01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:39,680
Speaker 1: good day and enjoy all the holiday fistubbies. Now, there

1433
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:43,720
Speaker 1: would be no podcast. Next week next there was no podcast.

1434
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:47,759
Speaker 1: I'm planning on not doing a podcast. The week after

1435
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:50,080
Speaker 1: we might have a podcast, although I will still be

1436
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:52,360
Speaker 1: on vacation, but I do need to test out the

1437
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:55,479
Speaker 1: new piece of equipment. So uh, we might have the

1438
01:16:55,479 --> 01:16:58,519
Speaker 1: podcast the following we that's that would be the thirty first,

1439
01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:02,519
Speaker 1: so to be January first or second. I might not

1440
01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:05,599
Speaker 1: be around to kick off and we won't have the podcast.

1441
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:07,040
Speaker 1: Or we'll get somebody else to sit in with you

1442
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:10,479
Speaker 1: who's actually good. You know, somebody who's not a maggot,

1443
01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:12,720
Speaker 1: and we'll get them to come in here and get

1444
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:15,559
Speaker 1: a non mosquito. Uh, you're gonna use that on a

1445
01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:17,680
Speaker 1: podcast sometime in the inter future. I guess someone that

1446
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:21,080
Speaker 1: doesn't cause us to get itchy and scratchy when we

1447
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:23,760
Speaker 1: hear their voices, but Anyway, you guys have been great

1448
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:25,919
Speaker 1: this year. It's been fun. We just launched this podcast

1449
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:29,720
Speaker 1: at the start of football season and the downloads have

1450
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:31,720
Speaker 1: been through the room. You guys have been great. The

1451
01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:35,080
Speaker 1: audience continues to grow. Tell your friends about it, Tell

1452
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:38,120
Speaker 1: your enemies at these holiday parties. Hey, you know a

1453
01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:41,000
Speaker 1: good podcast you should be listening to, which is this

1454
01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:45,000
Speaker 1: podcast and the radio podcast. But have a great, wonderful,

1455
01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:48,800
Speaker 1: wonderful end of twenty nineteen and we will catch you

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01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:51,960
Speaker 1: in twenty in the Magic Radio Box. Thank you.