Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Trendrick
Speaker 1: Songs over Baby Videos. Now, my name is Jack. That
Speaker 1: over there is Miles. This is the episode where we
Speaker 1: tell you what is trending. It is Wednesday afternoon and
Speaker 1: March fifth, and yeah, this is just something that came
Speaker 1: up as we were about to start recording. Just the
Speaker 1: omnipresence of Kendrick Lamar music now on social media has
Speaker 1: like I don't think I've seen this before, Like Drake
Speaker 1: definitely had some songs that went viral and were like
Speaker 1: all over social media maybe like a song at a time,
Speaker 1: But Kendrick is now on every genre of Internet video
Speaker 1: like TV off, squabble up, not like a still on
Speaker 1: every like so every video I see the sports video,
Speaker 1: you know what basketball highlights whatever, I don't. You don't
Speaker 1: need to know feed video. You don't need to know
Speaker 1: what I look at, But mainly basketball videos, feed videos.
Speaker 2: Are you other stuff dietary enthusiast?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm mainly interested in the feet stuff for
Speaker 1: scientific reasons. But the but like listening to my wife,
Speaker 1: My wife scroll through like reels or like Instagram, and
Speaker 1: she's like basically tennis videos like tenn is videos, video
Speaker 1: and it's just all Kendrick. It's all like to producer
Speaker 1: Justin was like I see that ship on my Like
Speaker 1: I was like watching a baby goat video and it
Speaker 1: was like nature videos are like turn the TV off?
Speaker 2: Are their head buddies like boom bing bing boo.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't understand.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think it's part that obviously the Kendrick
Speaker 3: love that's a huge wave. But also I think just
Speaker 3: the way of social media algorithms, people know you need
Speaker 3: to put certain songs to get the shit floated to
Speaker 3: the top.
Speaker 2: So I think it's.
Speaker 3: Partially like the era that we're in on how to
Speaker 3: sort of optimize people's you know, ability to be exposed
Speaker 3: to your social media posts. But also it's just everywhere.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is. It is just everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's just pure I mean, yeah, like people know that
Speaker 1: this is what the people want to hear, and so
Speaker 1: everybody is using it to get more views to their videos.
Speaker 1: But I've just like I've I don't think we've seen
Speaker 1: a takeover by a single album this profound in social
Speaker 1: media history. I could be wrong, but I yeah, for
Speaker 1: sure as an right.
Speaker 3: I mean, but there's always like you know, we had
Speaker 3: our Old Town Road Lil nas X moment, We've had,
Speaker 3: We've There's definitely been songs that song for sure can't escape,
Speaker 3: but yeah, the the intensity of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's that weekend song like blinding Lights. There's like
Speaker 1: all there's lots of the Kate Bush song that was
Speaker 1: used in Stranger Things. Yeah, uh yeah. Yeah, Like there's
Speaker 1: definitely songs that go viral, but I haven't seen it
Speaker 1: like this uniform across every genre and it's multiple songs
Speaker 1: from the same artist all at once. Yeah, you know, anyways,
Speaker 1: that's long. Maye last and get into get into some
Speaker 1: of the lesser known there's a there's a lot of
Speaker 1: good check out.
Speaker 2: To Pimp a Butterfly. It's a really good work of art.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good kid Man City, I mean, trailer editors know
Speaker 1: about that one. But all right, Democrats, so trum Trump
Speaker 1: gave his big speech to Congress, and the Democrats came
Speaker 1: and they were like, we are not going to take
Speaker 1: this sitting down. We are going to Okay, we will
Speaker 1: be sitting down, but we're not going to stand by silently. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: we will be silent.
Speaker 2: We will respect a korum obviously if obviously we do.
Speaker 1: Not want to be. The One thing we cannot be
Speaker 1: is criticized by a mainstream media that nobody listens to anymore.
Speaker 1: We cannot be criticized for lacking de quorum by that
Speaker 1: mainstream media that nobody has trusted or listened to in
Speaker 1: a long.
Speaker 3: Time, even though the people were opposed to have also
Speaker 3: have no sense to korum at all.
Speaker 2: But again, God, we don't want that accusation.
Speaker 1: We've got to listen to the referees that the other
Speaker 1: side is not listening to and that nobody else thinks
Speaker 1: we should be sticking to and listening to. Uh, those
Speaker 1: rules matter to us, and therefore we will. We have
Speaker 1: half organized a series of confusing non protests for this spool.
Speaker 2: I had a little paper plate with some writing on it.
Speaker 1: So that's a protest sign, that's right. So I mean,
Speaker 1: see you try and get away with that at Doubts
Speaker 1: Mavericks game. You know, they kick you out real fast.
Speaker 3: I know MAVs fans have more of an intensity to
Speaker 3: fucking start shit it up. Oh the members of Congress,
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, So during that address you saw everything,
Speaker 3: you saw little paper signs that said musk steals or
Speaker 3: save medicaid or this is not normal.
Speaker 1: They were. They were auction signs for some reason. They
Speaker 1: were like, here is how we make it, make ourselves
Speaker 1: like strike up, pose of like we're with you, we're
Speaker 1: standing up for you. The people with little auction paddles,
Speaker 1: little tiny auction paddles.
Speaker 3: Well, they also wore pink jack Some people were pink,
Speaker 3: but not everyone got that message.
Speaker 2: Some people had custom T shirts.
Speaker 3: With phrases uh oh uh oh yeah, wow, we're back,
Speaker 3: We're back. We got the custom teas. I mean, it
Speaker 3: was just really really difficult to watch. I watched the
Speaker 3: entire address because.
Speaker 1: Damn you did.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think it's part of my job or something.
Speaker 3: But also like I just like to watch the knife
Speaker 3: going real slow, like, but yeah, the protests were just
Speaker 3: really difficult to watch, given, right, what's at stake, the
Speaker 3: existential fork in the road this country's facing, and to
Speaker 3: see that maybe ten percent of the people get what's
Speaker 3: at stake here in the room, some weren't even there.
Speaker 3: It was just a very difficult thing to watch. And
Speaker 3: I mean, rightly, many people are like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: was that? And then in the meantime you're still getting
Speaker 3: fundraising texts throughout this be like, we can make this
Speaker 3: thing backfire if you give us fifteen dollars right now, right,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, how does me giving you fifteen dollars make
Speaker 3: this this basically we're on our way to an authoritarian takeover?
Speaker 3: How does that slow things? He's been saying that for
Speaker 3: the last couple of years, and it seemed to have
Speaker 3: like sped things up.
Speaker 1: But that's what they're talking about. That's the small dollar
Speaker 1: donations backfiring miles, and that's it's not the lack of
Speaker 1: any sort of intent behind the fundraising emails. It's just
Speaker 1: that they're wrong to try and fundraise from from small
Speaker 1: dollars and need to go back to the billionaires that
Speaker 1: they've already been raising money from. Yeah. So there was
Speaker 1: also Senator Alyssa Slotkin who offered up the DEM's official response,
Speaker 1: which repeatedly praised Ronald Reagan.
Speaker 3: She's like, as a Cold War kid, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: cool band, I remember, Yeah, She's I'm thankful it was
Speaker 3: Reagan and not Trumpet. Were like, hold on, you know
Speaker 3: the hell that Ronald Reagan has rocked on the country,
Speaker 3: But sure.
Speaker 1: This is where but like, so this is we talked.
Speaker 1: So we we talked on Tuesday's episode about this document
Speaker 1: that was revealed, those marching orders for a new path
Speaker 1: for the Democratic Party organized by this group the Third Way,
Speaker 1: which are you know, not stream centrists extreme centrists, and
Speaker 1: they their thing was like, we just got a tack center, guys,
Speaker 1: we gotta stop listening to the left wing of the party.
Speaker 1: We got to just listen to Republicans about what they want,
Speaker 1: like all the shit that we saw, like Harris start
Speaker 1: out being like, I think I might do a populist thing.
Speaker 1: I've got walls. We're going to talk about how weird
Speaker 1: they are, and then she met with advisors and was like, psych,
Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about how I have a gun.
Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about how Israel fucking rips and
Speaker 1: is awesome, and how we are going to be the
Speaker 1: most war party I forget physically whatever. Yeah ready, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like you cantuck with us, I'd like to see you try, asshole.
Speaker 1: So like that tack and steadily lost to support momentum.
Speaker 1: As she did that, They're like, we just got to
Speaker 1: keep listening to those same advisors. We gotta we got
Speaker 1: if there's one thing that would have won the election
Speaker 1: is what if we had praised Ronald Reagan? Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about? What are you thinking?
Speaker 3: It just shows you they're all in on the status quo.
Speaker 3: That's the only thing that the party is capable of doing. Ideologically.
Speaker 3: If it conforms to the status quo, it's fine. They're
Speaker 3: fine with it, that's it. And to them, they're like, well,
Speaker 3: let's raise the specter of Ronald Reagan to remind people
Speaker 3: how good.
Speaker 2: The eighties were for a very specific group of people.
Speaker 3: That that's what we need to do, and again not
Speaker 3: meet the moment.
Speaker 2: I think really though too.
Speaker 3: We're seeing the divisions in the party in sort of
Speaker 3: how members chose to engage with the address. Also, some
Speaker 3: said straight up, fuck all this shit. I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: be there. Why the fucked would I be here? That
Speaker 3: is an app So no, we're not doing that.
Speaker 2: Others were like, I will get clout with my T shirt.
Speaker 2: But also, fuck this shit. I will walk out, but
Speaker 2: I'll try, you know, but I'll let them know.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna show my T shirt all the way out.
Speaker 3: Then people were like, what if I wear pink? And
Speaker 3: others were like, what if I had signs? It just
Speaker 3: shows there's no one really at the wheel. But in
Speaker 3: terms of numbers, the centrist crowd has the most people
Speaker 3: in the party, so you're gonna get sort of that
Speaker 3: feeling for Hockeing. Jeffreys was like, we just need to
Speaker 3: be dignified in our presence in our protests there. But again,
Speaker 3: it's so funny how many people were referencing the Serbian Parliament,
Speaker 3: like where all hell broke loose and opposition people were
Speaker 3: like throwing smoke grenades and stuff like fully shutting down business.
Speaker 3: But this is the paper Sign Brigade at a moment
Speaker 3: of very great importance, and it's just like one of
Speaker 3: these things where for the idea of decorum, I'm like what,
Speaker 3: I don't even understand the benefit of thinking like, well,
Speaker 3: we're just gonna be offended by what he says and
Speaker 3: that will take people up. It's like, that's not that
Speaker 3: doesn't look like someone who's opposed to anything.
Speaker 1: They go high. That's what it's just sticking to that
Speaker 1: after they just keep getting their ass beat because you.
Speaker 3: Look at it like this, it's like the political equivalent.
Speaker 3: Trump pulls up and says, man, fuck you and your
Speaker 3: mama to your face and they're like whoa, well, I
Speaker 3: never and most American people are like most people are
Speaker 3: like sorry, if someone's like it gets in my face,
Speaker 3: it says fuck you, I say fuck you back, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, it's just oh fuck me, nah
Speaker 3: fuck you. Like that just kind of like our not
Speaker 3: most evolved way of problem solving. But just to not
Speaker 3: even see that kind of response of like oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: we're not doing this shit.
Speaker 1: Are are?
Speaker 3: That's just really lacking and they're literally just waving their
Speaker 3: arms in silence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, surely this is gonna work. I mean, it
Speaker 1: really is, Like it's just going to need to be
Speaker 1: a thing that have than's at a grassroots level in
Speaker 1: the mid terms, which I like, even even if left
Speaker 1: leaning party uh you know candidates perform well, like I'm
Speaker 1: sure they'll outperform the centrist candidates in the next mid
Speaker 1: term if there is a midterm election and then the
Speaker 1: Democratic primary, Like if that happens, I'm sure like there
Speaker 1: will be a Democratic primary, not like they probably won't
Speaker 1: have a fair election against Trump, but like it will
Speaker 1: just be a matter of votes.
Speaker 2: People just need to leave the Democratic Party straight up.
Speaker 3: Like if there are people if they're Democrats are like,
Speaker 3: this isn't working, like that are elected yeah, and they're
Speaker 3: just like I can't even this is like they're not
Speaker 3: doing it.
Speaker 1: They're not party for people instead of yeah.
Speaker 3: But that's I think that's the thing when you when
Speaker 3: we see these little retreats where the Centrists are trying
Speaker 3: to figure out how to rest control, it's that they
Speaker 3: see that they're particularly vulnerable to something forking off and
Speaker 3: doing the thing that they refuse to do, and so
Speaker 3: they're trying everything they can to try and maintain that.
Speaker 3: But that would I think signal to a lot of
Speaker 3: people to be like, yeah, no, this is this is
Speaker 3: woefully inadequate, and like what the hell is this?
Speaker 2: But I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean like part of me was like when I
Speaker 3: saw Al Green get kicked out for, you know, disrupting
Speaker 3: the address, I was like, why didn't every Democrat just
Speaker 3: do that every fucking minute, there's every sentence, just start yelling,
Speaker 3: make the sergeant at arms throw a person out, person
Speaker 3: by person, and you would have fucking thrown Trump off
Speaker 3: so bad if he couldn't get out his live fest
Speaker 3: of a speech out because he was saying some dumb
Speaker 3: shit like really, and I think the thing that was
Speaker 3: like that might have been interesting is just to hear
Speaker 3: how even Caroline Levitt, the Press Secretary, is trying to
Speaker 3: sort of frame things to.
Speaker 2: Be like that was so disgraceful from the Democrats. Obviously
Speaker 2: it's just performative.
Speaker 3: But if they were if they really started fucking shit up,
Speaker 3: I feel like they I don't know what their response
Speaker 3: would be, but this is Caroline level. It's sort of
Speaker 3: criticism of the Democrats shameful moment by waving their arms.
Speaker 4: And as President Trump asked in his speech last night,
Speaker 4: how could anyone possibly be opposed to any of this
Speaker 4: action that he is taking? Well, apparently the modern day
Speaker 4: Democrat party could. The behavior of Democrats last night was
Speaker 4: completely disgraceful and demonstrated how the American public.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I'm running for class president of.
Speaker 3: And I mean, I'm just curious, like I know that
Speaker 3: this is they just do that so they can paint
Speaker 3: the Democrats with a negative brush and they're like ha ha,
Speaker 3: But like I wonder if they really did some shit
Speaker 3: that matched the lack of respect to Republicans have for
Speaker 3: any sense of decorum, if they would have just said
Speaker 3: they probably would have clutched their pearls too, because opponent
Speaker 3: doing the same thing, which is sticking to their sense of.
Speaker 1: They had that action written before the thing, and so
Speaker 1: you're gonna get the same response from them. I honestly
Speaker 1: believe there were Democrats who watched that and were like,
Speaker 1: oh no, they didn't like it. They didn't like what
Speaker 1: we did. The Republicans were trying to make friends here,
Speaker 1: just can't make them happy. You know, it's like toxic.
Speaker 1: They're in a toxic relationship with the Republicans and insist
Speaker 1: on dragging our ass with them.
Speaker 3: One thing, though, I think a lot of people going
Speaker 3: into the address was like, is Trump going to actually
Speaker 3: try and explain why the financial outlook for the country
Speaker 3: looks so grim and why the prices that he promised
Speaker 3: he would lower have n't come down one iota. But
Speaker 3: the short answer was Joe Biden. Yeah, yeah, because he
Speaker 3: essentially was just like, yeah, man, there's gonna be some
Speaker 3: bumps along the way with me completely trying to tank
Speaker 3: the economy, but Joe Biden made these eggs so expensive.
Speaker 3: Don't don't try and like, you know, analyze one of
Speaker 3: my biggest campaign promises, Just don't do that, like let's
Speaker 3: look at in the context of Joe Biden, and like
Speaker 3: Laura Ingram definitely did. It's just wild to hear. I
Speaker 3: mean it's not wild at this point, but just they
Speaker 3: also knew on Fox. You're like, bro, the cuts are
Speaker 3: hitting people that vote for Trump. The prices aren't coming down.
Speaker 3: Biden hasn't been president for like almost fifty days. Now
Speaker 3: what are we going to do? And this is what
Speaker 3: they kind of do, is like they just sort of
Speaker 3: reinforce that argument with more nonsense. But I feel like
Speaker 3: it sounds more and more hollow as just the stakes
Speaker 3: get higher. But this is Laura Ingram and Josh Holly
Speaker 3: talking about how it's all Joe Biden's fault.
Speaker 5: Yeah, now the economy is top of mind for everybody.
Speaker 5: Price is still too high. He's been at Trump been
Speaker 5: in there for six weeks. But they're bringing egg cartons
Speaker 5: tonight to make their point because Biden, I don't know,
Speaker 5: didn't you oversee your the killing of what two million
Speaker 5: chickens or something because of the bird flew? Yeah, completely
Speaker 5: overstated threat. But now we're dealing with the brunt of
Speaker 5: what Biden did. But it's Trump's fault.
Speaker 1: Just gonna say who's fault is out. This is all
Speaker 1: Joe Biden. We're dealing with the Biden fall out him.
Speaker 2: This is why Trump's energy policy is getting energy prices.
Speaker 3: Down, a good pivot, and this is why like the
Speaker 3: fucking up of the economy is needed essentially. But yeah,
Speaker 3: this is that the like lower third said, Biden broke it,
Speaker 3: Trump will fix it. And I think that's what they
Speaker 3: wanted people to come away with, but I'm not sure
Speaker 3: they did because that speech was wild fucking all.
Speaker 1: Over the place.
Speaker 3: They had like a little boy who had brain cancer
Speaker 3: who wanted to be a cop, and.
Speaker 2: They're like, well, guess what little boy I'm making.
Speaker 1: Here's unloaded gun.
Speaker 3: No, they made this little boy a secret service agent.
Speaker 2: The head of the Secret Service pulled like it was.
Speaker 3: Like the end of The Apprentice or the Not the
Speaker 3: Apprentice Undercover Boss, where he's like and hear little gifts
Speaker 3: for you the down trodden, Who I am the architect
Speaker 3: of all of your fucking shit.
Speaker 2: They gave this little boy.
Speaker 1: A badge m hm.
Speaker 2: The head of the Secret Service gave him a badge.
Speaker 3: And then they're like, oh, and then this jock he
Speaker 3: wants to go to West Point, Well, guess what, sunny,
Speaker 3: I have found out that you have been admitted to West.
Speaker 2: But he's like doing giveaways and.
Speaker 1: Show yeah and again, and everybody check under your seat.
Speaker 1: There are keys to actually psych, they're not keys to
Speaker 1: a car. A cab does include that little child, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: Yeah it does, Yes, it does. All right, let's uh,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back. We're back. Also, I feel like the
Speaker 1: other lesson the Democrats need to learn is just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden fucking sucks. Like just be like, yeah, he
Speaker 1: sucked shit like that guy, Like we we agree we're
Speaker 1: going to be better than him he was president, I think.
Speaker 3: But all this like talk too of like well the
Speaker 3: Democrats need to do this. It's like being like that
Speaker 3: square needs to be a triangle.
Speaker 2: Well it ain't.
Speaker 3: It's got four sides. It will never be. It cannot be. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because we're asking it to do something it is incapable of.
Speaker 3: And I think the sooner other voters can break out
Speaker 3: of the paradigm of like believing that the quicker something
Speaker 3: else can happen. But again, this is this is the
Speaker 3: absolute fight the Democrats are fighting right now to get
Speaker 3: convinced people. This ship is not a square still and
Speaker 3: it's like that might might it's squash adjacent, but it's
Speaker 3: just it's not.
Speaker 2: It cannot do a thing. It's just not built to do.
Speaker 1: I also appreciate that you you're implementing our plan of
Speaker 1: you said the talk to of And as many times
Speaker 1: as we can insert the talk to uh Craze into
Speaker 1: people's minds, they'll associate us with that show, and then
Speaker 1: more listeners, more money, and it won't be so weird
Speaker 1: when we drop our crypto coin.
Speaker 2: But did, but nobody bought it. We couldn't even do
Speaker 2: a rugball.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 3: Relaunch right coin is returning though, y'all get a back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is actually old news. It is Lent,
Speaker 1: so today marks the beginning of Lent for Catholics. You
Speaker 1: might see Catholics walking around with that target on their forehead. Wednesday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you having a good twens Wednesday?
Speaker 2: So we do for Wednesday, bro.
Speaker 1: But I had missed this. It's making the rounds though
Speaker 1: that Mark Wahlberg appeared on the Today Show a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago wearing the ashes and uh launch remember
Speaker 1: that what he's calling Mark Wahlberg forty Day challenge, which
Speaker 1: is like his rebranding of Lent. Yeah, sir, which I
Speaker 1: don't know, I appreciate it. What do you do? You
Speaker 1: got to like read something for forty days in a row.
Speaker 1: But it's yeah. I mean so the way I had
Speaker 1: Lent as a kid. I was actually talking to my
Speaker 1: kids day because they heard about ash Wednesday at school,
Speaker 1: and so they were asking about Lent, and I was
Speaker 1: talking about, you know, things we had, like I gave
Speaker 1: up soda.
Speaker 2: Pulled up a chair, and then you turned your hat around.
Speaker 2: He said, boy, I'm going to tell you that christ
Speaker 2: Star Savior one second.
Speaker 1: Take you back to the Shwins. You remember one year
Speaker 1: my mom, who loves chocolate, gave up chocolate for Lent.
Speaker 1: And then we were somewhere in oh We were at
Speaker 1: a Knicks game in New York City, and it like
Speaker 1: got out late on the night that Lent ended, and
Speaker 1: she like pulled pulled off at midnight to pick up
Speaker 1: some emin ms. I always the grind midnight Eminem's. This was
Speaker 1: also I think the latest I'd ever been up. I
Speaker 1: was so psyched. But anyways, I gave up soda and
Speaker 1: that's that is how you practice ash Wednesday. And lent.
Speaker 1: But what one response that I appreciated was like, it's
Speaker 1: not a accomplishment thing. You're not supposed to be like
Speaker 1: and that's forty days of working out. It's not supposed
Speaker 1: to be a thing you do to like make your
Speaker 1: like fill a hole in yourself. It's supposed to be
Speaker 1: a thing you do to like make room for contemplation
Speaker 1: and like quiet your life a little bit. So like
Speaker 1: they were like, maybe say no to one meeting a
Speaker 1: day that you would normally say yes to, or you know,
Speaker 1: like just do do less work instead of being like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like Mark Wahlberg and wake up at
Speaker 1: three and work out and pray until the sun comes up.
Speaker 1: And then I get to look everybody in the eye
Speaker 1: that I see walking around groggily with their coffee and
Speaker 1: be like, hey, I'm.
Speaker 2: Better than you, bro, Bet you forget four.
Speaker 1: I'm doing the Mark Wahlbrick challenge the Catholic The thing
Speaker 1: about Catholicism, that's great, it's so many loopholes, so many
Speaker 1: loopholes they you can do anything and then be like
Speaker 1: I went to confession, bro, I'm good. Lent is supposed
Speaker 1: to be forty days, but they're like, actually it's forty
Speaker 1: six because we don't count the Sundays, and on the
Speaker 1: Sundays you can do whatever the full want. Whatever you're
Speaker 1: giving up go off. Yeah. So it's basically you're supposed
Speaker 1: to give up something to make room for the Holy Spirit.
Speaker 1: As I say to the children at the dances that
Speaker 1: I chaperone, that's a I think a reference to an
Speaker 1: eighties movie of some sort.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think it's something everyone says to a
Speaker 3: dance where there were Jesus freaks being the chaperon. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just it's more abstaining from stuff.
Speaker 2: Look y'all, just just don't listen to Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 1: I think it's lent this year with this cleanse. Uh,
Speaker 1: just bread and wine all day.
Speaker 2: It would probably kill Mark Wahlberg. And someone's like, Bro,
Speaker 2: you're actually the worst Catholic ever.
Speaker 3: If you know this, I know you're trying to act
Speaker 3: like you're like the goat Catholic celebrity or whatever, but
Speaker 3: you're actually like a terrible Catholic.
Speaker 1: That was the weirdest thing is when the Pope came
Speaker 1: to America and like visited Philadelphia, Mark Wahlberg mceed the event.
Speaker 1: Mark Wahlberg has like nothing to do with Philadelphia other
Speaker 1: than that Eagles movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyways, happy lent to everybody. Uh, this is a movie.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what's happening. I'm a little confused by it,
Speaker 1: but I'm intrigued. So Steve Carell has joined Jesse Armstrong,
Speaker 1: the creator of Succession's new movie, which includes Jon Jason Schwartzman,
Speaker 1: romy YUSAF, Cory Michael Smith.
Speaker 2: Who's Corey Michael Smith?
Speaker 1: Bro, I was hoping you were not gonna ask.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I was going to be, like, Oh,
Speaker 3: from the eighties they had three name motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: By the way, I met somebody named Corey who was
Speaker 1: like in their probably seventies. Oh shit that. I was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: are you the first Corey? Yeah? Like you know, there's
Speaker 1: always got to be a first of like any of
Speaker 1: these names, Like what's the oldest Jaden that's alive?
Speaker 2: Right right?
Speaker 1: You know? Corey?
Speaker 2: Uh a story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was thinking about when Lisa Simpson was addicted
Speaker 3: to call on the Corey hotline. This guy was He's
Speaker 3: just an actor, He's just a guy. Okay, all right,
Speaker 3: shout out Corey Michael Smith is Saturday. Oh he played
Speaker 3: Chevy Chase in the in the Saturday Night More.
Speaker 1: Oh he's good. He's really good in that. I just
Speaker 1: watched the first half of that. It's not any movie,
Speaker 1: but I'm old and I need a bedtime. Uh So
Speaker 1: it's them three, Them four, Them, it's them four, and
Speaker 1: it's about a group of billionaire friends who get together
Speaker 1: against the backdrop of a rolling international crisis. I'm assuming
Speaker 1: it's based in some of these interviews we've talked about
Speaker 1: on this show where like billionaires are like they all
Speaker 1: have their own like escape plan, bug out plan where
Speaker 1: they've been like, all right, so here's the plan. I
Speaker 1: have the like island that I've purchased, I have a
Speaker 1: security force that I've purchased that are ready to go
Speaker 1: at the drop of a hat. But will I have
Speaker 1: to kill them, all right? Or do I just have
Speaker 1: them come and then kill their family so that they
Speaker 1: don't have anything to go back for or anyone to feed.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I'm assuming it, Like I think that's a
Speaker 1: good fit for the Succession creator.
Speaker 3: Someone who knows how to at least show the fucking
Speaker 3: wacky world of just hyper wealth and greed and how
Speaker 3: miserable people are and how.
Speaker 1: I'm the editors tell me Corey gained popularity in the
Speaker 1: sixteenth century. Oh my god, I've never seen a historical Corries.
Speaker 1: Damn the oldest, oldest Cory ever.
Speaker 3: Let me see if that has a Google. No, no,
Speaker 3: at the Google. The things I said, city, oldest city ever.
Speaker 3: No oldest person named Cory who was? Okay, how about this?
Speaker 2: Who was the first famous?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Zichang hit us with, if Google's not.
Speaker 2: Gonna work on this, not that Corey Haim.
Speaker 1: That's what. That's what. The earliest I could come up
Speaker 1: with was like the two Corries back of the day,
Speaker 1: you know, probably in the seventies. I feel like the
Speaker 1: seventies was a cory S decade, and I guess that's
Speaker 1: when like those Corries were born, so that makes sense.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't remember much before that. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: also wasn't alive, So what the fuck do I know? Sir,
Speaker 1: Corey Enfield born thirteen seventy Brian. You've ruined. You've ruined
Speaker 1: my whole point here. I will never forgive you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know about this. Yeah, or you
Speaker 2: just whatever, shout out, Corey.
Speaker 1: That's just like your opinion Brian, all Right, uh, Disney
Speaker 1: has So we talked before about how there's this Pixar
Speaker 1: show that's coming as like the first I think show
Speaker 1: that Pixars do. Maybe not, I don't know who, impossible
Speaker 1: to know. Really, I don't remember. I don't remember another
Speaker 1: Pixar show, but I know Mowana Too was supposed to
Speaker 1: be a Maana show.
Speaker 2: Win or Lose is the Pixar's first original animated series.
Speaker 1: Yeah, after they gave up on Mahana two, we're like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, edited into a fucking movie, man, like
Speaker 1: just fucking give the piggies some slop. It sucks shit
Speaker 1: and the movie like broke box and broke the box
Speaker 1: office when it went out, but we got more streaming stories.
Speaker 1: So earlier this year we were talking about how they
Speaker 1: cut a transgender storyline from this show, and now it's
Speaker 1: announced that, don't worry, They're still concerned about diversity. They
Speaker 1: are adding a Christian character, so you know, we get
Speaker 1: to hear.
Speaker 3: From all all background, all marginalized people. Yes, what that
Speaker 3: feels like an onion headline? Right, It's like, oh, they
Speaker 3: disappear trans character for Christian white character, or are.
Speaker 1: These the most disrespected minority in the world according to
Speaker 1: only Christian white people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's that's a trope.
Speaker 3: You see a lot of right now. Like Matt Wallash
Speaker 3: recently was saying every good thing has been built by
Speaker 3: a white man. They have to live in the last
Speaker 3: year and have the least amount of confidence of anyone
Speaker 3: in America.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 1: I mean just facts. Uh also specifically hit the security
Speaker 1: system that he used to imprison his ex wife was
Speaker 1: built by a white man he contracted out to. All Right, miles,
Speaker 1: those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 1: this Wednesday, March fifth. We are back tomorrow with a
Speaker 1: whole ast episode of the show. Until then, be kind
Speaker 1: to each other, be kind to yourselves, get your vaccines
Speaker 1: while you still can get your blue shot. It's a
Speaker 1: bad one this year. Don't do nothing about white supremacy,
Speaker 1: and we will our kill tomorrow. Bye bye,