Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the
Speaker 1: Zeitmer before Chris Print. Yeah, yes, I will it is.
Speaker 1: My name is Jack that over there, Well, that's the
Speaker 1: creator of that trending title, mister Miles, the creator of
Speaker 1: the Matrix and the Terminator.
Speaker 2: He wrote, I wrote the Matrix, also wrote Terminator, and
Speaker 2: I'm not Jaguar right, she's actually stealing my ideas just
Speaker 2: for the.
Speaker 1: Record, part of record. For the record, I wrote the Matrix.
Speaker 1: How's it going, man?
Speaker 2: Uh just I'm I'm I hope people who are living
Speaker 2: in the path of this hurricane are getting to safety,
Speaker 2: and I hope everything is being done for those that
Speaker 2: are unable to get out, because everything I'm seeing is
Speaker 2: making me increasingly more and more uh just very scary.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and just like also lives in Tampa did
Speaker 1: get out, Thank God. Good call on the car, because there's.
Speaker 2: Just there's just a ton of shit I'm just on
Speaker 2: social media, whether it's misinformation or like ominous things with
Speaker 2: like animals like scurrying away or people being so arrogant.
Speaker 1: That Sandhill crane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my husband's a commercial grade builder. We live on
Speaker 2: the water in Tampa. We're not going anywhere and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, so rude, We're not going anywhere. Fuck.
Speaker 2: Like the takes too of Like a lot of people
Speaker 2: are making jokes about just you know, like how like
Speaker 2: conservatives like this isn't you know, this is a machine
Speaker 2: that's doing it or whatever, it's fake God, But then
Speaker 2: you're like, yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: The it's the cars we drive, are the machines that
Speaker 2: are doing it. The fuels that hurricane Yeah, the things
Speaker 2: that we're powering the earth, those are quite actually.
Speaker 1: The the machines.
Speaker 2: But anyway, Yes, there's a lot I think a lot
Speaker 2: of stuff happening around it that we'll talk about.
Speaker 1: I'm hop in the hurricane machine and go to rauts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well we are going to talk about that. Because Disney
Speaker 1: World is closing for Hurricane Milton. That is going to
Speaker 1: be the twelfth closure in the park's history. So they
Speaker 1: are taking it seriously, which is good. On the other hand,
Speaker 1: less good. Several floor to jails and prisons are straight
Speaker 1: up refusing to evacuate their residents, even though some of
Speaker 1: them are in the zone a evacuation area that is
Speaker 1: supposed to be evacuated first, not just like evacuated all
Speaker 1: like if at the first. Yes, and that's not.
Speaker 2: A good thing being in a Well, I'm a group A,
Speaker 2: I get to board the plane first, not like a
Speaker 2: plane boarding situation first. Zone A could face a storm
Speaker 2: surge of up to eleven feet. And yeah, they're supposed
Speaker 2: to be priority evacuations, like, evacuate them first, then we'll
Speaker 2: figure out the rest. They're not evacuating at all. A
Speaker 2: deputy with Manatee County Jail old Newsweek that the jail
Speaker 2: would reportedly be stocked with sandbags and other supplies, and
Speaker 2: in the event of flooding, residents would be moved to
Speaker 2: the top.
Speaker 1: Floor of the jail. And didn't this happen? Yeah, this
Speaker 1: happened with Katrina.
Speaker 2: And wasn't there what movie was made around them, like
Speaker 2: Bad Lieutenant or something like the remake.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know, I haven't seen either Beds Lieutenant.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, but yeah, in that case, prisoners
Speaker 1: went days without food, water, and ventilation. Deputies admit that
Speaker 1: they received no emergency training and were entirely unaware of
Speaker 1: any evacuation plan, and even some prison guards were left
Speaker 1: locked in at their post to fend for themselves, which
Speaker 1: pretty horrible. Yeah, my god, I mean yeah.
Speaker 2: The other thing too, is like I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: know if we touched on this, but there was like
Speaker 2: a business owner who was not allowing his employees to
Speaker 2: evacuate and demanded they still work.
Speaker 1: And then those people.
Speaker 2: Were tragically like swept way in the waters and a
Speaker 2: few people died and Helene, yeah, yeah, and Helene and God,
Speaker 2: it's like I hope that this just like sick trend
Speaker 2: of like the boss culture being like you gotta keep
Speaker 2: working until I say so doesn't lead to this, but yeah,
Speaker 2: please be safe because there's also a ton of nonsense
Speaker 2: being spewed out there that would have people believing that
Speaker 2: maybe you.
Speaker 1: Don't have to worry about this at all. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: a Republican had to come out with a statement to
Speaker 1: his constituents, right, like Chuck Edwards from North Carolina.
Speaker 2: Yeah he so again North Carolina obviously experienced a lot
Speaker 2: of terrible devastation from Helene. He had to come out
Speaker 2: like like it says, dear friend, like you know, just
Speaker 2: being like, look, I get it, there's some stuff maybe
Speaker 2: FEMA could have done better, but I think some people
Speaker 2: need to dispel these myths. It has like seven bullet
Speaker 2: points It's like says one Hurricane Helen was not geo
Speaker 2: engineered by the government. No, oh, one can control the weather.
Speaker 2: They are not looking for lithium deposits at Chimney Rock.
Speaker 2: FEMA is not stopping trucks or vehicles with donations or
Speaker 2: confiscating supplies or turning away donations. FEMA has not diverted
Speaker 2: disaster response funding to the border or foreign aid. FEMA
Speaker 2: is not going to run out of money. FEMA cannot
Speaker 2: seize your property or land. The FAA is not restricting
Speaker 2: access to airspace for Helen rescue and recovery operations. FEMA
Speaker 2: is not only just providing seven hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 2: to disaster survivors to support their recovery.
Speaker 1: It's just like it's just wild too.
Speaker 2: When you have a Republican who's just probably so sick
Speaker 2: of the nonsense that you hear constituents probably like being like, well,
Speaker 2: what are you gonna do to stop the FEMA cam
Speaker 2: didn't It's.
Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck are y'all here? What? No, that's
Speaker 1: not how many of the shit works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, it's but again, you know, there's just
Speaker 2: non stop shit, you know, coming out of like Facebook,
Speaker 2: posts and far right influencers too.
Speaker 1: He needs to get one of those Biff cards. You
Speaker 1: ever hear that story about how Bit, the guy who
Speaker 1: played Biff and Back to the Future just keep the
Speaker 1: card on him and everythnswer would come up to him, Kai,
Speaker 1: excuse me, he would just hand them the card that
Speaker 1: was like, yes, I'm Biff from Back to the Future. Uh. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't get to drive the Dolorean. Making the movie
Speaker 1: was a blast. Michael J. Fox is really nice, like
Speaker 1: just the five questions he gets every time.
Speaker 2: Yes, and yes, I do think hoverboards should exist.
Speaker 1: Sadly they don't.
Speaker 2: And no, I don't have an actual almanac with all
Speaker 2: of the future results of major sporting events contained within it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I love just somebody reading that being like yeah,
Speaker 1: but no, oh wait, sorry, I'm seeing here that hoverboards
Speaker 1: don't exist. Yeah damn. That was the one that I
Speaker 1: really thought nobody else was going to ask you, did
Speaker 1: you think hoverboards would exist? By now? From watching Back
Speaker 1: to the Future, I thought it did not. Oh damn.
Speaker 2: I watched that and I was like I can't I
Speaker 2: mean like, I can't wait, I can't wait for the
Speaker 2: future and watch these ones will go on water I
Speaker 2: don't care what the movie said.
Speaker 1: Yes, one will work on water. I guess I mean
Speaker 1: the one that like blows the air down. I think
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, but didn't really doesn't. It never totally
Speaker 1: made sense to me, right, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, that's that's probably the four year advantage you
Speaker 2: had on me in age when you saw it versus me.
Speaker 1: Right exactly, we're like, little does it come out? It's
Speaker 1: a toy, it said, Mattel makes it so it's it
Speaker 1: has to be real. Yeah, all right, And then just
Speaker 1: a note that as Milton is making landfall, Republican House
Speaker 1: members are sponsoring a bill that frames climate as a
Speaker 1: false emergency. So these are two Republican lawmakers co sponsoring
Speaker 1: the legislation alongside seventeen other Republicans, including several that represent
Speaker 1: the Gulf Coast region. And yeah, they call it a
Speaker 1: false emergency. That is the language that they use. And
Speaker 1: it's basically aiming to make it so that oil and
Speaker 1: gas industries can't be you know, held back from doing
Speaker 1: their thing.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, fucking on.
Speaker 2: American absolutely absolutely, yeah, protected the fragile industry of the
Speaker 2: oil pumpers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 1: be right back. And we're back. We are back. So
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris is doing a media blitz on The View.
Speaker 1: Colbert call her daddy, Stern had some good Stern had
Speaker 1: some good answers on call her daddy cracked a brew
Speaker 1: with Colbert.
Speaker 2: That's the final hurdle, man, Yeah, you know exactly. You
Speaker 2: pass the beer with you.
Speaker 1: That's not to have a beer with this person. Right.
Speaker 1: The View appearance, I feel like was not her finest work,
Speaker 1: and it's truly on your starting to feel like both
Speaker 1: sides are like trying to lose this race. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess Atliet Trump is trying to win with people
Speaker 1: who are racist and already like in the bag for him.
Speaker 1: But Harris just don't even know how to interpret like
Speaker 1: what she's going for. I mean, I guess I do.
Speaker 1: She thinks that she can win over the undecided, like
Speaker 1: she she's just like New York Times brained, trying to
Speaker 1: both sides it. Yes, So, when asked what she would
Speaker 1: have done differently than Biden, she said, not a thing
Speaker 1: comes to mind, and then added that she would have
Speaker 1: a Republican in her cabinet. Like later she was like, actually,
Speaker 1: you know what. Here, here's what I'll do. I'll be
Speaker 1: even more to the right of gid In, a historically
Speaker 1: unpopular president who like that is why you are now
Speaker 1: running for president. It is because he completely fucked the
Speaker 1: handling of Israel, and uh, like you need to be
Speaker 1: willing to run the fuck away from him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean this is they're they're they're they're
Speaker 2: they're just playing it so safe, you know what I mean, And.
Speaker 1: Which is weird because it's not safe exactly.
Speaker 2: It's the feeling that logically, by trying to appeal to
Speaker 2: people who are to the right of them, that they
Speaker 2: can expand the base when there are plenty people that
Speaker 2: are to the middle and left that you could expand
Speaker 2: the base with in much larger numbers than like the
Speaker 2: Hailey voters.
Speaker 1: You might be trying to pick off.
Speaker 2: I just it's also like really frightening too, because even
Speaker 2: though like we're talking about we're talking about climate change also,
Speaker 2: and they constantly talk about like the record numbers in
Speaker 2: which oil production is happening like domestically, Yeah, and.
Speaker 1: Like that's part of the fucking problem. That's part of
Speaker 1: the problem. The whole thing just seems to be aimed
Speaker 1: at trying to like defend themselves against any bad faith attack.
Speaker 1: Like they're just trying to win over people who they're
Speaker 1: not going to win over. They were never going to
Speaker 1: win over. So Israel is openly trying to get you know,
Speaker 1: nt Yahoo's openly trying to get Trump elected by trying
Speaker 1: to start an all out war in the Middle East.
Speaker 1: And you know, if they succeed, their reasoning is Trump
Speaker 1: will be willing to like launch America into that war
Speaker 1: right along with them. So now it's like up to
Speaker 1: like whether Iran fights back and enters an open war,
Speaker 1: because like if they do, like that's if there's just
Speaker 1: like open war between Iran and Israel, like Trump will
Speaker 1: probably get elect at that point, Like I mean, regardless
Speaker 1: of like the election.
Speaker 2: Right, there's you're talking about like nuclear armed states.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the other part of it.
Speaker 2: You're talking about people with nukes that are now just saying,
Speaker 2: let's enter into full, full un armed conflict that can
Speaker 2: get fucking so spicy so quickly that it could completely
Speaker 2: just change the entire course of the Earth. I mean, well,
Speaker 2: we'll talk about this probably in one of the later episodes,
Speaker 2: But there was a journalist who like confronted Matt Miller
Speaker 2: from the State Department about this, and it's like a
Speaker 2: really poignant clip because he's just just straightforward being like this,
Speaker 2: this could be this could end terribly for everyone forgetting
Speaker 2: like the politics of it, Like we're talking about something
Speaker 2: that could reverse the course of humanity if we have
Speaker 2: like a hot nuclear war suddenly. So yeah, a lot
Speaker 2: of stuff is very very disconcerting, and you know, I
Speaker 2: think also just seeing how the focus is increasingly being
Speaker 2: paid to like illegal immigration and the rhetoric around that,
Speaker 2: it's just very yamb.
Speaker 1: The one thing we have done, of course, is I
Speaker 1: do think Iran is generally like more rational than they're
Speaker 1: given credit for by the Western media, and so I
Speaker 1: don't I don't know. I'm hoping that they don't fucking
Speaker 1: launch into all at war.
Speaker 2: This is but I mean, yeah, at this point, this
Speaker 2: is this is really of the US forum. US foreign
Speaker 2: policy has brought things to.
Speaker 1: Not a great position, no, not at all, and then
Speaker 1: they won't fight back. Yeah, and that's not you.
Speaker 2: You would probably get more people interested if you were
Speaker 2: saying like no, this like we need we need to
Speaker 2: stop all of this, We need to figure out how
Speaker 2: to peacefully de escalate everything, rather than being like, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not gonna I'm not going to say
Speaker 2: they don't have a right to go after. Now let's
Speaker 2: add to the list Lebanon, Iran and you know, expanding that.
Speaker 1: We're the cruelty party too. Yeah yeah, yeah, anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just a leap up to miles. It's so funny
Speaker 1: that you should ask that because do a Lipa put
Speaker 1: pickle and jilipino juice in her diet coke?
Speaker 2: Oh thank god, Jack, get me off this planet.
Speaker 1: That what? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, what, it's just so weird.
Speaker 1: The dirty Martini of diet coke for diet coke.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, that's that's called Mississippi Mississippi
Speaker 2: mudwater right there, when you like get all the pickle
Speaker 2: juice and jalapena juice in there, isn't our world really,
Speaker 2: It's just so funny, Like I think about everything we
Speaker 2: talk about. It's a good one hand, this could be
Speaker 2: an existential threat to humanity, but also do a Lipa
Speaker 2: is still seeing her diet coke with some pickle juice
Speaker 2: and jlapenos and guests what Hoda and Jenna tried it
Speaker 2: and what's the verdict.
Speaker 1: Did they like it? I don't know, because the Internet
Speaker 1: is broken because it's choked with ads, so the internet
Speaker 1: works far worse than it did fucking ten years ago.
Speaker 1: Bad Timeline. Yeah, yeah, yes, fucking sucks.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll try it.
Speaker 2: I mean, if that's all we got left is putting
Speaker 2: pickle juice and halapeno juice in our diet cokes, and
Speaker 2: I'm all in.
Speaker 1: I'm all in, man, Yeah, I like I like a
Speaker 1: spicy beverage, spicy bev. You do you ever put anything
Speaker 1: in your diet coke?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: Like any way, No, why am I even saying that?
Speaker 2: Like I'm asking you as if you're like super adventurous
Speaker 2: with your diet, Like I just drink that shit. It's
Speaker 2: fucking talking about I like to add honey vomit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a little bit of honey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they seem like they're okay. Jenna, by the way,
Speaker 1: is uh Jenna Bush? Oh yeah, wish I just realized.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what a cool world we live. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did not realize that. So the new like Kathy
Speaker 1: Lee is Jenna Bush, the W's daughter daughter of George W.
Speaker 2: Bush, And it's got that like little w face too,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. You can see it, you
Speaker 2: can see the bush there. Hell yeah, I mean and
Speaker 2: by that I mean her family name.
Speaker 1: They are not fans, but judging from the drink, I mean,
Speaker 1: they have the look of people like a twelve year
Speaker 1: old who just tried whiskey for the first time, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like by accident. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: why would anybody drink this? Well, I mean, but a
Speaker 1: famous person did, so we gotta try it. We got it,
Speaker 1: that's right. Dulipa feels like she's probably doing an experiment
Speaker 1: just to see like the dumbest shit that she can
Speaker 1: get people to do based on her. Uh, or maybe
Speaker 1: she enjoys this.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I mean, or maybe we're we don't
Speaker 2: Maybe we're already dumb enough and we don't need du
Speaker 2: Alipa to prove that.
Speaker 1: And finally, Collider has come out with their list of
Speaker 1: the ten worst late career movies by great directors in
Speaker 1: honor Megalopolis, which, oh wow, that's right of Megalopolis still
Speaker 1: makes me kind of intrigued, which just ones in. Uh,
Speaker 1: They're just like, maybe this will age well at some point,
Speaker 1: maybe just the world isn't ready for something so bizarre
Speaker 1: and uncompromising. It's it's like bad. But also they say
Speaker 1: it fluctuates between goofy, tedious and overly sentimental. At the
Speaker 1: drop of a hat, you should pick up that hat.
Speaker 1: And they say he had a vision and he certainly
Speaker 1: realized it.
Speaker 2: What like, I'm looking at these other movies on the list,
Speaker 2: What the fuck is Dracula three?
Speaker 1: D Oh, you don't know Dracula three? No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's number one on here. I'm like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: am I looking at? Least like Rucker Howard holding two
Speaker 1: sticks and being like, ah, I banished thee. It was
Speaker 1: made by Dario Argento, who made like Area and Deep
Speaker 1: read like a lot of a lot of classic films,
Speaker 1: works of horror style, and they kick off the list.
Speaker 1: And this is what got my attention with Ferrari, which
Speaker 1: I hadn't I hadn't really seen it put on level
Speaker 1: as like a disaster. This is the Michael Man movie
Speaker 1: that I watched last year. I watched it when it
Speaker 1: came out, and it has some questionable performances, but it
Speaker 1: also has car crashes where it reveals that people before
Speaker 1: seatbelts would fly out of cars when they were in
Speaker 1: car crashes, like they were spring loaded, Like air pods
Speaker 1: fly out of a case when you drop them.
Speaker 2: Oh yep, yep, yep, you know, or when my baby
Speaker 2: throws them. Yeah, yeah, he loves my fucking AirPods. Dude,
Speaker 2: He's like he knows them by name. Now he goes
Speaker 2: AirPod and then just like pulls them out and then
Speaker 2: just throws him up like it's a fucking wedding and
Speaker 2: they're he's throwing rice, and I'm like, I am constantly
Speaker 2: losing them.
Speaker 1: So I'm learning to not babies shouldn't be hatch probably
Speaker 1: doing Jesus, that's probably what the gen Z's doing these days,
Speaker 1: throwing AirPods instead of race.
Speaker 2: I mean, I saw public enemies that wasn't great either,
Speaker 2: But then you know, he did heat and like Ali Collateral,
Speaker 2: Miami Vice, all that kind of stuff. But yeah, I
Speaker 2: guess for I mean, I don't know, I didn't really
Speaker 2: hold Michael Mann up in such high regard that I
Speaker 2: would also be like.
Speaker 1: And you know, it was a real l for Michael
Speaker 1: Man was Ferrari, but I don't know, he classics like
Speaker 1: Last of the Mohicans.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's very I love the message and everything
Speaker 2: about it. But like, yeah, the thing I love about
Speaker 2: Collateral is also I think he really went out of
Speaker 2: his way to capture what used to be LA's signature
Speaker 2: light look, which is we had orange tinged street lights
Speaker 2: in Los Angeles, and it's a huge part of like
Speaker 2: the aesthetic of that film, and I think for like
Speaker 2: Angelino's that's kind of like a very important detail that
Speaker 2: I'm I appreciate.
Speaker 1: And just time travel in the movie Collateral.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exact sodium vaport with technical specs, sodium vapor
Speaker 2: rep yep, sodium vapor gang baby.
Speaker 1: Because now everything's LEDs.
Speaker 2: I had one at the end of my block that
Speaker 2: was still one of those old school ones and like
Speaker 2: in the last few months.
Speaker 1: The city came and changed it out. It's kind of
Speaker 1: a bummer end of an era. Yep hmm. All right, well,
Speaker 1: those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 1: this Wednesday, October ninth. We are back tomorrow with the
Speaker 1: Who last episode of the show. Until then, be kind
Speaker 1: to each other, be kind to yourself, get the vaccine,
Speaker 1: get your flu shot, don't do nothing about white supremacy,
Speaker 1: and we will talk to you all tomorrow. Right,